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On the outside, a rectangular steel box.

Hidden within is a human soul!

In a world of wonder, I go to and fro on the back of my partner Lammis!

Reborn as a Vending Machine,I Now Wander the Dungeon

I am Boxxo! Hello there!

That means "yes"!

Leave this to me.

Was Hevee's strength that superhuman?

I knew he had Blessing of Might, but I guess he's been holding back quite a bit.

Whatever happened to him being against telling lies?

A-Are you some monster?

Is a clergyman supposed to murder people?!

I am a mere human before I'm a clergyman.

I-I'm sorry!

I'll stop being bad!

S-So just spare my life!

The gods say, death is serene, and it comes to everyone impartially.

But there is one point on which I beg to differ.

W-Wait!

I'll pay you any amount!

Death must not be impartial when it comes to scumbags.

And all the women you want, so—

Don't think you can make such a fool of me and get away with it!

You guys are finished.

Blizzard in the Desert

This must be the stratum lord!

The ogre stratum lord said to dwell on the top floor of the Desert Pillar?

You're all finished.

Now wake up, Dual Ogre!

Mealtime?

Mealtime.

Feel free to eat them, monster.

Hey! Stop!

I'm your—

I will not yield my prey.

Hey you!

Don't steal from us!

Right back at you. I staked my claim on him first.

F-ight t-igh-m.

Yeah!

I'll deal with him!

Be careful!

I promised you I'd help!

I appreciate it.

Let's hurry up and take down this monster!

With Master Boxxo and everyone here, we won't have any problem!

Meat! Meat! Can we eat?

I want the thighs and entrails!

Time for this stratum's final showdown!

You underestimate humans too—

No way! Run, everybo—

Uh-oh! Barrier time!

Points decreased by 2,222.

Huh?!

When I only lost a thousand points when that monstrous Eight-Legged Crocodile rammed me?!

You won't smash us.

Why didn't that take it down?!

Too bad. Too bad. Too bad.

If those attacks keep hitting me, I'll be scrap in no time!

This is beyond us. Let us retreat!

Not a good plan!

Come to think of it, this is the first time we've fought a stratum lord head-on!

Until now, we've exploited their weak points!

And being under the Netherlord's command might have made them weaker than usual!

Form change!

This way!

Let's split!

Don't run away!

As if that would make anyone stop running!

Hey, Boxxo! There's a lot of loud noise behind us!

You might win an extra item!

Damn! What should I do?!

Think! Water, ice, flames...

Lots of food!

Meat! Meat!

Wha?

I-It's eating monsters!

Oh, I get it. They're really hungry.

Their empty stomach must outweigh their anger!

In that case!

Umai Barbecue Sauce

I'll give 'em my personal fave, authentic barbecue sauce!

Umai Barbecue Sauce

What's that?

It smells yummy!

It is good!

That's the authentic stuff for you!

This should buy us a little time!

Sorry. I should have told you more about the stratum lord in advance.

What are we supposed to do against an opponent like that?

Normally, I'd respond with a carefree, "Hello there," but I don't know either.

I was a burden instead of being useful.

I'm sorry, Master Boxxo.

And I became angrier than I should have.

I apologize for exposing everyone to danger.

T-igh-m to p-l-a-n.

He's right. Apologizing to one another will not improve the situation.

Let us think on what to do about that ogre.

We have two options.

We run away from here, or we defeat it.

It's too strong an opponent.

I think we should consider running.

Are you sure? We left Tashtay behind.

Chances are, he's already dead, or the Dual Ogre will eat him.

Even that skull ring didn't have it under control.

The ring can only handle simple commands.

When it comes to a stratum lord,

signaling it to attack is probably the most one can hope for.

Tashtay's skull ring.

The Dual Ogre wouldn't take command if it ate that, would it?

I'm sure that's...

not necessarily impossible.

In that case, the stratum lord would suddenly be in control of some monsters.

If it were to go attack the village...

I guess maybe we'd best take it down here and now.

What do you think, Master Boxxo?

Would you mind not leaving a decision like that up to me, Mishuel?

Um, guys, exactly what are you hoping for from a vending machine?

But I guess I can't talk like that!

O-er-s a-b-i-l-i-t-ease.

You want information first, huh?

It has two heads.

The right is male, the left, female.

They seem to disagree on things sometimes, but they basically get along.

Its body is harder than steel, and you've seen its power.

It probably tops even Lammis, in terms of raw strength.

My attacks are one thing,

but can't attacks by Mishuel and Lammis penetrate something as strong as steel?

Let's also discuss the Dual Ogre's blessings.

I think you'll agree it has Blessing of Might?

Yeah, that power was off the charts.

And the problematic one is Hardening.

That makes it way tougher all around.

That would be why my attack didn't work.

Blessing of Might and Hardening.

It's simple, but that's what makes it so unmanageable.

We maybe could have worked something out, if the captain were here.

Yes, the Blessing of Eye-Breach.

No use wishing for what we don't have.

We'll have to work with what we've got.

True.

Also...

I hear it's a big eater and a heavy drinker.

Huh, that sounds a lot like Japanese ogres.

There are old tales about attacking them after you get them drunk.

Drunk? Alcohol!

I can offer it limitless alcohol!

Okay!

Ogre Killer

Ogre Killer - Bakufu Dance

This is...

booze?

There's so much of it.

Do we get that thing to drink this?

How?

Good point.

Maybe they'll drink if a pretty girl pours for them.

We have no idea what an ogre would find beautiful.

Hmm, what if it were a pretty ogre?

Where would we find one?

Can it be an ogre hallucination?

I've had several encounters with ogres, so it's not out of the question.

I don't know how to speak their language, though.

I can teach you a smattering, at least.

I don't know if it'll work or not, but we might as well try.

Hello there.

Reborn as a Vending Machine,I Now Wander the Dungeon

Boxxo.

A rock ogre monster.

But it's actually Hevee, with an illusion cast on him.

And on his back is myself, transformed into a children's vending machine.

Thirty 2L plastic bottles.

All the water inside's been replaced with various alcoholic drinks.

Well, here goes.

If you decide it's dangerous, come right back.

Please be careful.

Who're you?

What's a rock ogre doing here?

That's ogre-speak we learned from Hulemy.

It's an affirmation.

What's that?

Water?

Now, get rid of the strings and caps!

This scent!

It's booze?

It's true, they do like to drink!

But it wouldn't hurt to slow down!

Gimme this one, too!

That's good!

I've never had a drink that tastes like this!

More! More!

I was just feeling thirsty, too!

What a thoughtful rock ogre.

Is there enough?!

But those two last bottles are the strongest!

I feel nice and sleepy.

What a waste. Let's drink more.

It worked!

Looks like a drunk ogre isn't going to wake up easily.

What do we do with that?

It's filled with booze. Watch.

Okay, the needle went in.

Looks like they have to be conscious to use Hardening.

This syringe was for injecting a chemical into the elder tree fiend,

but it came in handy in an unexpected place.

I feel bad for attacking it while it's asleep.

It pains me as well, but I figure there's no need for pity in a duel to the death.

Right, Master Boxxo?

Y-ea.

Well, I'll take this side.

Can you deal with that side, Mishuel?

All right.

L-a-i-s.

What is it, Boxxo?

B-ea-t th-e-m wi-th m-ea.

Huh? With you?

Y-ea.

I get it. If you defeat the enemy, you'll gain points.

Y-ea, y-ea.

Oh, okay.

Let's see, then. With Boxxo...

Lammis, let's do this at the same time.

Sure thing.

One, two!

That's a stratum lord for you!

Even though I split it three ways with Lammis and Mishuel,

I got over a million points!

Is it all right if I absorb the Dual Ogre?

Hang on a minute.

There's a valuable part, and I'm cool with you doing it after I retrieve that.

Go ahead, Kikoyu.

Thank you.

We'd better go check and see what became of Tashtay.

Yes. Thank you.

Isn't it kind of cold?

Yeah. Is it coming from up above?

This is strange.

It's too much colder than the outside for it to be the night chill creeping in.

What could this mean, Master Boxxo?

Don't ask me.

It's so cold!

Very cold! Are we really in the middle of a desert?

This cold... This sensation...

Could it be?

Huh? He's frozen in ice?!

Everyone, please gather around Boxxo!

Boxxo, your barrier.

Good call. Activate barrier!

Snow?! In the Scorching Sand stratum?!

Whoa, I've never heard of any monster on this stratum that controls cold air.

You are a snow fairy.

You are mistaken if you regard us as enemies.

We simply came here to see that man.

Wh-What was that for?

Snow fairies are not a race that wantonly kill people!

What's a snow child doing with humans?

These people are my friends!

Humans are scum.

You know that too, don't you?

It's true that I've lived my life on the run from humans.

Director Bear told me before about the mysterious powers snow children like Kikoyu have.

It's said that if you behead a snow child on the day it becomes an adult,

they turn into an ice statue that never melts.

And that the severed head will continue to utter curses,

resulting in regional contamination.

But there are also humans you can trust!

And not just humans, but even dependable Field.

There are many such people!

You poor thing. The humans have tricked you.

No they haven't! You misunderstand!

We are not your enemies!

Not my enemies?

Indeed.

Then you work for the Netherlord?

The Netherlord?

No, you must not.

Now that I look closely at that steel box,

it looks just like that Boxxo magic item of which the Netherlord spoke.

How about that? I'm famous and didn't even know it.

That means you work for the Netherlord?

Yes, I am Medicine General Sulream.

The Demon Lord's general?

The Netherlord saved me just before some humans who caught me were about to kill me,

and I've been by his side ever since.

That's so well timed it bugs me.

What if the Netherlord set that up so he could get his hands on a snow fairy's powers?

It's something he'd try.

His words mean everything to me.

All of you stand in our way.

Points dropped by ten.

Points dropped by ten.

Points dropped by ten.

Points dropped by ten.

Points dropped by ten.

Points dropped by ten.

We're in trouble. The second we step outside, we'll freeze.

Well, I have plenty of points, so I could tough this out.

Does every snow fairy have such incredible powers?

We each differ, but it's unusual to see someone on this level.

She is quite powerful.

How long will this blizzard last?

With her power, it might go on for two or three days.

Boxxo, how long do you think your barrier will last?

Let's see, if I'm using up ten points a second.

Based on my current points...

W-u-n d-a-y.

I'll try again to persuade her.

How?

I'll be fine even if I step outside.

Really?

Thank you for your concern.

But I want to stop her.

She is the me who never met Field.

Had I also met the Netherlord before I met Field, I'm sure I'd turn out the same way.

You feel sorry for her?

I would be lying if I said I did not, but there is more to it.

Please trust me.

Okay. I'll trust in that.

But...

Boxxo, what time is it?

Um, it'll be midnight in less than a minute.

Then I will be back!

Say what? Those two are strangely calm.

Do they know something?

Huh? Is snow also blowing from the opposite direction?

And it's pushing back on the original blizzard?

Um, who's that? A snow fairy?

You think she's come to save us?

Her boots are exactly the same as Kikoyu's.

Master Boxxo.

It's ballooned up far beyond what I felt before,

but I sense the same type of energy as Kikoyu's.

What could this mean?

That means, she's Kikoyu.

I get it, she grew up in the blink of an eye.

Wait, what?!

That's Kikoyu?

Huh?! No way!

I hear the moment snow fairies reach their eighteenth birthday,

they suddenly grow into adults.

Then today's Kikoyu's birthday?!

Oh! That's why she's been paying attention to her calendar the past several days!

Today's the day with the red circle around it.

And we just passed midnight!

Her magical powers are far beyond what they were.

I didn't know the change would be so dramatic.

She's rivaling the Demon Lord's general. That's so amazing!

It's an equal match.

No, Kikoyu is pushing back.

This is my final request. Would you leave this place?

I have something I need to do.

I can't afford to die here.

I have my own mission.

Fine, I'll leave.

It's still a little cold, but you can come out.

Um, you are Kikoyu, right?

Yes, that's right.

I wish I could have seen the moment she became an adult.

I wonder if it's like a transformation sequence in a magical girl anime.

I'd like to have recorded it.

Boxxo, are you having weird thoughts again?

You might win an extra item!

There you go playing innocent again!

Well, I guess we can say things are settled on this stratum, too.

I feel bad for Hevee, though.

Are you good to go?

Yes. Tashtay received even more than he had coming to him.

Besides, watching him suffer was probably never going to clear

this haze that's inside my heart.

And so...

I am fine with this outcome.

Huh, I didn't know he could make such an uplifting face.

Looks like you're gonna be okay.

Oh, were you concerned about me?

Who'd be concerned about a boot pervert?!

But then, I guess boots don't matter anymore. Too bad.

If you were still feeling down, I would've been willing to give you my boots.

Were you being sincere just now?

Huh? You don't care about boots anymore, right?

It's true that revenge was driving me to search for footwear,

but it's also true that I've awakened to its appeal.

Now, please make good on what you said and take off those boots.

I have no interest in you personally, but I've had my eye on your boots for some time.

You're indifferent about your clothing, so I suspect those boots you've been wearing

will give off the most exquisite fragrance.

Die, you freak!

I take back what I said!

I wanna play, too!

That's too big!

I can produce any amount of snow you like.

At some point, a snowball fight broke out.

Shall we take part as well, Master Boxxo?

Sure, a snowball fight on the Scorching Sand stratum sounds sweet.

Hello there.

You know the ones the Netherlord is wary of?

Boxxo and Lammis?

Your group must assist me in dealing with them.

You might win an extra item!

You win!

Season 3 is coming!