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You might win an extra item!

I'm thinking of holding a Dungeon Goddess Grand Prix.

T-Too close...

Hey!

Back off there, Munami!

Sorry, sorry.

And so, there are a lot more refugees in the village now.

This'll be a good way to deepen our friendships with the new residents.

I want to hold some big festival!

And what I came up with is the Dungeon Goddess Grand Prix.

That's a good idea. The eating contest we held was a big success,

and this will serve as a diversion for everyone.

Might b-ea n-igh-s.

I know, right!

And so, I'd like you to help a little, Boxxo.

I'll pay you one—no, two gold coins.

I'd like to reward the champion with the chance

to get fifty of their favorite product from you, free of charge.

What do you think?

At that point, I'd still finish way up in the black.

There's no reason to refuse.

Hello there.

Thank you, Boxxo!

That's a big help!

The Dungeon Goddess Grand Prix?

Shirley might be a contender.

That's true.

She has the looks, and she's used to public attention.

Hey, you two.

You sound like you won't be in it,

but I say you will be.

Huh?!

No, I will not enter something like that!

I don't want to either! I'm too shy!

I'd be willing to give you a week's worth of free meals here.

Well...

I'm a no, no matter what.

Aw, don't you want to see what they can do, Boxxo?

What?! Now you're putting this on me?!

What's the correct way to respond?

Should I say no, or yes, to this?!

Too bad.

I'll say something vague that can be taken either way!

Which is that supposed to mean?!

Be specific, Boxxo.

Wait, what?

I guess it's not good to be pushy.

Oh well. You know, if Shirley wins...

"I'm so overcome with emotion, I might grab Boxxo and give him a passionate kiss."

Or, so she was saying.

But you two are not in.

What is it, Lammis?

I-I'll...

I'll enter the Dungeon Goddess Grand Prix, too!

Okay, Lammis has decided to enter.

You're considerably popular here, so that could make you a top contender.

Munami's enjoying this.

What about you, Hulemy?

Not that you have to feel pressured or anything.

I-I'll...

I'll d-do it, too.

Huh?

What?!

Really?!

L-Lately I've been developing an "attraction" magic item.

Entering wouldn't be so bad, and it c-could help me do research.

Then the both of you are participating.

Things have gotten interesting.

Munami, you've got a super-sleazy look on your face.

I bet that bit about Shirley was a lie, too.

But hey, if they're both entering, they've got my full support!

Reborn as a Vending Machine I Now Wander the Dungeon

On the outside, a rectangular steel box.

Hidden within is a human soul!

In a world of wonder, I go to and fro on the back of my partner Lammis!

Reborn as a Vending Machine I Now Wander the Dungeon

I am Boxxo! Hello there!

That means "yes"!

Form change!

The Dungeon Goddess Grand Prix

Oh, a festival!

There's been so much fighting lately, it'll be nice to have one of these!

I'll be sure to go!

Yeah, I look forward to it.

It's being held in a week.

This looks like much fun!

And rebuilding is coming along well.

My company will contribute something as well.

I'm planning on taking part, too.

Festivals like this really are fun.

I'm entering on behalf of our local citizenry.

Sh-She won't be easy to beat!

Although I'd like to give my two the upper hand somehow.

Do I have some product that could help them out?

Let's begin the "How Can We Win the Dungeon Goddess Grand Prix?"

emergency meeting.

I'll get that Boxxo gift certificate no matter what!

Let's do this!

It seems there will be quite a few entrants,

so these three have decided to join forces.

First, about the proceeds on the day of.

We each get a turn to go onstage and introduce ourselves.

The rule for that is, we have to wear our everyday outfits.

Maybe we should put a lot of energy into it.

Yeah! That we should!

Next we demonstrate special skills.

But we also have to show off our appeal at the same time.

And we can wear whatever we like.

Special skills?

That's archery, for me.

I wonder if I could pick up heavy stuff?

I could try showing some inventions.

The problem is...

...outfits.

You got it.

All I have besides this is sleepwear and everyday clothes.

Oh, same here.

I've never given much thought to dressing up.

What a sad conversation.

How about redoing the outfits we have now, so they show more skin?

Oh, that might work!

No, not so fast.

Do you think you can beat Shirley when it comes to showing skin?

I can't beat that!

In my personal opinion, they have a shot if they compete in terms of healthy beauty.

But I also think I'd like them to not expose too much.

Hup.

There's a shop that sells fabric, and I could always sew something together.

Shui, you can make clothes by hand?

They've always been popular at the orphanage.

Buying children's clothes in the dungeon can be a real pain.

Then we just have to come up with some designs.

But I don't think I'd do a good job.

I-I'm not sure I know how to do that stuff either.

I'm good at children's clothes, but I don't know how to do dressy outfits.

Weekly Youth Um... Would you like to join me? Top new pin-ups! Shonen SteP

Boxxo? Why'd you suddenly change shape?

Weekly Youth Everyone loves it! I want to copy it right now! How to dress SAILORS style.

What's this?

Like it's the future A revolution in photo printing

This salty-sweet combo is both oversized and sporty. Fresh and girly, a salty-sweet revolution of gaucho pants and sports jersey.

There are some very pretty pictures in these books.

They're wearing clothes I've never seen.

An interview with SAILORS CEO Shizuka Miura!!

This outfit's cute!

Oh, this sort of thing could work.

Uh-huh!

Oh, this is cute, too!

Is this what they wear in the world Boxxo's from? Wow!

Oh, I like this look!

That would work on me!

This looks great, too!

It really does!

I had a feeling they'd lose themselves in this sort of thing.

Oh, I like this one!

How about this one?

Okay! We have some kind of plan.

I'll put together outfits for the three of us!

Thanks!

We'll think up an idea for your archery demonstration!

We've been through a lot lately, so I'm just glad they're having fun.

As for what kind of outfits they settled on, seems I'll find out on the day of.

Hip hip hooray!

I'll have to see if I can come up with some way to help, too.

The day has finally come for the Dungeon Goddess Grand Prix, or DGGP for short.

Clearflow's festivals are amazing!

I haven't had this much fun in ages!

Morning...

Good morning, Shui!

Hey.

I managed to finish the outfits.

Shui must have been up all night sewing.

Sorry. Like we agreed, we'll give you the prize if one of us wins.

Yeah, I don't see myself winning.

But if I'm lucky enough to pull it off, it's yours.

I appreciate it.

Well, Boxxo! Cheer for us!

S-ea you.

Oh crap! I can't see the stage from here!

Hunters Association - I'm here. - Green room - Stage - Audience

And it'd be overblown to move using the cardboard-vending-machine-and-balloon combo.

Boxxo.

Thank goodness for the nice weather today.

I bet you don't have much of a view from here.

I'm thinking of moving you to where visibility's best. Do you mind?

Thank you very much.

Director Bear with the save!

It's almost time.

What's the meaning of this?

Oh, Boxxo's here, too!

I've sure been lookin' forward to today!

Too much so, in fact. I've got dark spots under my eyes.

Do you have them under yours too, Director Clearflow?

I see Director Dark is as talkative as ever.

Then could you give my face a quick look, and see if they're visible?

Speaking of talkative, guess what happened yesterday.

But good luck even finding them!

But I tell ya, bein' a judge makes me nervous.

We're been working feverishly

to learn the Clearflow stratum's rules ever since this place took us in.

Director Dark on the left, Director Labyrinth on the right.

So, I went to say hello to my neighbor in the next tent over.

Worst surround sound ever.

Could you two cut down on the chatter?

We'll be starting soon.

You're judges, so I want you to judge properly.

Yes, I understand.

Okay, I'll give it my best shot.

Whew, good.

But wait, what am I doing here?

I thought I'd have you be a judge, Boxxo.

It was originally going to be Director Origin,

but for various reasons, she can't do it.

And so Boxxo got appointed instead?

I trust you're still gonna be fair about it, even with friends competin'.

I'm happy to know you're confident in me, but now I have to be a judge?

That's a big responsibility.

Munami!

Hello, everyone! Thank you for your patience!

And now, for the first installment of the Clearflow Lake stratum Dungeon Goddess Grand Prix!

Emcee Munami

Let's go ahead and meet our participants!

Here's our very first, to lead us off!

It's Acowi from the Exchange House!

The only thing I'm after is that grand prize.

There's nothing in this world more enticing than something free, with no strings attached.

Exchange House - Acowi

Next is Fia, the pretty girl from the item shop!

It turns out, she was secretly popular with our male hunters,

but I hear there's been lots of grief ever since she started going out with Karios!

Item Shop - Fia

U-Um, I'll do the best I can.

She's so cute!

Moving along, it's the sole female in the Band of Gluttons!

She's quick on her paws and has a big appetite! It's Suco!

Band of Gluttons - Suco

I want to win and stuff my belly with fright chikin!

Suco! You can do it!

Entry number four!

She entered yesterday, which was at the last minute!

It's Director Origin!

Director Origin

You look lovely, Director Origin!

Don't forget to smile! You can do it!

Whoa! Did you see that glare? Scary!

It's no surprise. It was your provocations that got her to compete.

No clue what you're talkin' about.

Oh, so that's why I'm here as a judge.

This stratum is looking after my stratum's residents.

I entered to liven up this festival a little more.

Director! Director! Director!

And now, our fifth entrant!

She also provided a prize for this grand prix!

Our corporate little lady, Suori!

Wealthy Merchant's Daughter - Suori

I'm here to win first place.

May this be a good contest.

Number six is another adorable entrant!

It's Kikoyu!

I'll do my best!

Also, don't forget that I'm selling fresh vegetables over there.

Snow Fairy - Kikoyu

Does everyone have a favorite so far?

But there are still more you have yet to see!

Number seven.

The hunter with the stomach of steel. Shui!

Stomach of Steel - Shui the Hunter

I'm going to win and fill my stomach to bursting!

There are only three left!

Who could the next challenger be?!

Manami's starting to sound like this is a prizefight.

Our brilliant magic item engineer, Hulemy!

Magic Item Engineer - Hulemy

Hulemy, are you pumped?

Eh, well, I'll give it a shot.

Now, the second from the last!

She's one of the favorites to win!

Nothing slows down this super-strong girl.

Lammis the hunter!

Super Strong and Full of Energy Lammis the Hunter

Boxxo, I'm gonna give it my best!

Huh? Could it be Lammis is more popular than I imagined?

And! The final entrant is...!

Hearsay has it she's the favorite to win!

You've been waiting for this!

It's Shirley!

Shirley, the Favorite to Win (No Title Needed)

Everyone, please cheer for me.

What's with this cheering?!

It's on another level!

Will we be able to make up the difference in later events?!

Okay ladies and gentleman, let's have another big round of applause!

Sure enough, Shirley's the favorite to win.

Now it's time for a break, so they can get changed.

Be sure to come back for their special-skill demonstrations!

Boxxo, we need you for a sec!

Sorry, it won't take long!

What the heck's going on?

We probably don't...

No, we don't stand a chance against Shirley, as things stand!

But there's nothing we can do about it by ourselves!

We know this is asking for a whole lot,

but do you have some product that can make us more appealing?

Anything, please!

It's not like there are no options.

But we don't have time to do this for all three of them.

I h-a-v a pl-an b-it n-o-t e-ne-f.

You have an idea, but there's not enough of something?

Not enough tools?

Too bad.

Then you mean time?

Hello there.

Meaning, there's not enough time to do all three of us?

Hello there.

Then it can just be you two.

After all, I get the prize if either of you win.

Um, you sure?

Sure! You two are more set on taking first place anyway.

Sure thing, it's a deal!

Thanks.

Boxxo! Please, I'll go through anything!

I'm not confident, to be honest, but I'll do what I can!

Form change!

A cosmetics vending machine!

Wh-What's this?

Ever since the three of them decided to enter,

I've actually been reading lots of fashion magazines every night,

and repeatedly practicing makeup skills to see what'll grab peoples' hearts.

By the way, I bought all these cosmetics in the name of vending machine fandom.

Now, time to make these two shine with my technique!

Boxxo vending machine power, makeup!

Boxxo vending machine power, makeup!

Boxxo!

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for waiting!

It is now time for the special-skill demonstration.

We'll start with #1, Acowi.

Take it away!

High-speed sorting of gold, silver, and copper coins!

Gold! Copper! Silver! Silver! Copper! Gold! Gold!

Secret rite! Mixing a high-mega potion!

Time to eat!

Nice one!

Here goes.

Go!

Suori and Kikoyu didn't do anything themselves.

Next it's finally Shui's turn.

How's she going to dress, and how's she going to show off?

Huh?!

A-A gym outfit!

Shui

I never thought she'd choose this!

That outfit looks easy to move around in.

I've never seen that outfit before, but it kinda seems just right.

Yes. It's hard to put into words, but something about it seems to draw one's eyes.

This might be the best crowd response so far!

Moving on! Hulemy and Lammis are appearing as a duo!

Show us what you can do!

Hulemy! I never thought you'd take this approach!

And I'm surprised by how well it works for you!

Lammis pulled off the blazer look!

This is...

This is undeniably cute!

It seems Hulemy is going to unveil her new magic item!

Let's see!

Okay, it's ready.

Activate!

Wow!

Okay then!

Stupid! Don't—

Hey.

They got the crowd going the most,

and I want to have faith that the outfits and makeup helped, too.

Now, what you've all been waiting for, our last entry!

What?!

Mom, d-do I have to read this?!

Uh, I beg your pardon.

Everyone, I apologize.

Shirley...

has suddenly fallen ill, and will have to withdraw!

What happened?!

I hope she's okay?

I never thought Shirley would drop out!

Now there's no telling who will win.

I guess we can only wait for the result.

I look forward to seeing who wins.

Huh? Shirley?

Hel-th too bad.

Kocha Kadan

Yes, I'm better now.

But it's too bad I had to withdraw partway through.

Thank you.

She looks healthy enough to me.

What if...

F-a-l-s a-l-a-r-m?

Maybe, maybe not.

Aha.

This is just speculation,

but maybe Shirley only ever said she was going to be in the contest

to get people more excited about it.

Thank you very much.

Don't mention it.

Voting has ended. All we can do now is wait for the result.

All Hevee can love is shoes, so I wonder if he had any interest in this grand prix.

P-r-e-d-i-c-t f-ers-t pl-a-s.

Let's see.

Personally, I think Director Origin's bright red boots deserve first place.

Too bad.

It's true, Hevee never wavers.

Ladies and gentlemen!

Thank you for being patient for so long!

It's finally time to announce the winner!

Oh, here it comes!

Now! Just who might the champion be?!

The honorable winner of the Clearflow Lake stratum Dungeon Goddess Grand Prix...

is perky, super-strong Lammis!

You did it, Lammis!

I did it, Boxxo!

We now present the champion Lammis with her prize.

The grand prize is fifty Boxxo meal tickets!

And, this magic item provided by Suori's company!

Those boots!

Finally...

I finally found them!

What does he mean?

Is there something up with those boots?

Boxxo! I won first place!

I hope I get to eat until I'm full!

Congratulations!

But something's come up that we should do before we celebrate!

How do you do, Suori? My name is Hevee.

I accompany Boxxo when he hunts monsters and explores the dungeon.

Thank you for your courtesy.

My name is Suori.

Pleased to make your acquaintance.

So, what can I do for you?

Yes, it's about the boots you provided for the first-place prize.

Lammis, would you show them to us?

Sure, here.

The shape, size, quality...

Sure enough, there can be no mistake.

Am I correct that these are the Untiring Godsfeet?

You are well informed.

They are one of the masterpieces of Logdiem,

a master craftsman renowned for their footwear.

If you do not mind, I would like to know where you obtained these boots.

Sure, fine by me.

Yes, ma'am.

Your father said he obtained those from the Scorching Sand stratum.

I recall him being quite happy, as they were a considerably good find.

I see. The Scorching Sand stratum.

Thank you so much.

Uh, hey...?

I sold lots of alcohol at last night's grand prix wrap party.

I bet soup with basket clams will be in demand today.

Boxxo!

Hevee!

Have you seen Hevee?!

Shui's sorrowful cry seemed to signal our brief time of fun coming to an end.

Next Time Into the Scorching Desert