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This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age.

Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2

All right.

This is a lecture by Ushironomiya, the top candidate for promotion to professor.

You'd better take in every single word!

Today, we'll be running the Charpy impact test!

'Kay.

By measuring the difference in potential energy,

Experiment - Specimen - Hammer

we can calculate the kinetic energy needed to destroy the specimen.

Dial

Talk about a simple experiment.

Simple equations, too.

This report's gonna be a piece of cake.

Totally.

You guys seem rather confident.

What do you expect?

This is high school physics.

Too easy for us, right?

It'd be harder to screw up.

Oho?

So you're saying you'd never mess up an experiment like this?

Of course!

I see, I see.

Then use this.

A cushion?

What's this for?

Do you want us to do the experiment seated?

Not quite!

If you're so smart,

you can calculate the height where the hammer won't destroy your crotch, right?

Of all the horrifying ideas!

This is basically bullying!

Have you no humanity?!

What's the problem?

None of you will ever have the chance to use it, anyway.

You wanna go, asshole?!

We'll conduct four trials.

If you fail to destroy the sample even once, you won't get credit!

That rat bastard!

Four whole times?!

I hope Yamamoto's Yamamoto holds out.

We're all doing this, right? We all get a turn, right?!

What do we do, though?

We can't afford to mess up even once!

We can't risk any half-assed heights.

Which means...

The first trial means certain death!

Let's start with Yamamoto since he's already set up.

Wait, timeout!

Start with Imamura! He has no interest in real women!

Good point.

No, it's not!

Listen, my crotch is very important.

I need it for the middle-school girls who adore me as their Onii-chan.

Yeah, let's start with him.

We should destroy it before he commits a crime.

Knock it off!

In your dreams!

You ticking crime bomb!

Give up and give it up!

Why, you...

Kitahara has to go first, you guys!

He'll eventually make a move on Kote—

Okay, we got Kohei's consent. Let's get on with it.

R-Right...

What a ruthless bastard.

You scumbags!

Tch.

He woke up.

Hurry with the setup!

Listen to me! I... I...

All systems green!

Ready to record!

All right! Start the experiment!

Stop this now!

Men, salute our fallen hero!

150 degrees was too high, huh?

We can probably lower it a bit next time.

Glad we got some good data.

Okay, next is...

Let me choose the next person to go.

Huh?

Go for it.

Hell no! Let's decide with RPS!

Quiet, you shithead!

Our hero chose you, you shithead!

You pieces of trash!

Kohei! We're BFFs, remember?

Kitahara, don't tell anyone this,

but I have a past report for this experiment.

Material Mechanics Charpy Impact Test Report

And these are the calculations.

Whoa!

If you follow it...

...I'll be fine, right?

According to this report...

The angle should be 138 degrees.

That's pretty high.

Okay, let's start.

Sure.

By the way, Kitahara.

Here's the evaluation for this report.

Completely wrong! Re-submit!

Did I ever say that it was an accurate report?

True, you didn't.

So you technically didn't lie.

Who's the next victim?

You go first.

No, after you.

You jerks...

You say something, dead man walking?

Got any last words?

Lemme see that report.

Fine.

I knew it.

What's up?

Well, looking at this report,

it seems like the equations were correct.

They just made a calculation error here.

Show us.

You're right. So if we just recalculate it...

We'll have nothing to worry about.

Hang on a sec. I'll run the numbers now.

Nojima's next, by the way.

Why me?!

Our fallen hero has chosen you.

Accept the honor.

Besides, it'd be better to have longer legs...

Hold up.

Could Yamamoto's legs actually be long—

All right! My turn!

All done. It's 134 degrees.

Okay, let's set it up.

I don't know if I trust your calculations.

Relax. I got the same result.

While you may not trust the two of us...

...you can trust matching results, right?

I guess so.

Setting hammer to 134 degrees.

O-Okay.

Chill out, man.

Our calculations were perfect.

They're lying through their teeth!

That leaves you.

Wanna try like 133 degrees?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

We already know 101 degrees is the answer!

Why set it higher?!

Well, that answer...

It's missing the coefficient of H.

Coefficient of H?

That's right.

The coefficient of Hatred!

Professor!

We were wrong, Professor!

We're sorry for taking the experiment lightly!

Please teach us material mechanics!

Ah, have you finally come to realize your own ignorance?

Yes, sir!

So please, Professor!

Please guide us ignorant fools!

We beg you!

I see! Very well!

I'll grant you the privilege of being taught by yours truly!

Show us how it's done!

Spread your legs, please.

You'll die unless you clench your abdomen.

Heh, you brats really are fools.

As if I would make a calculation error.

Set alpha to 101 degrees!

Yes, sir!

Understood, Professor!

Here we go, Professor!

Yes, anytime!

The hammer will stop 1mm before my groin. Behold the accuracy of my calculations!

Weight (300g)

In other words...

the potential energy of the weight added simply adds directly to the total energy...

meaning the 300g weight from a height...

I see.

Hands-on learning.

Truly a riveting experiment.

I'll remember this equation for life.

This school is full of idiots.

"The Charpy impact test has a high margin of error, so only try it after undergoing special training."

Peek-a-Boo Summer Camp Guide Spend the night in an abandoned elementary school!

Okay, guess what this song is from.

Hmm...

A booze commercial!

Bzzt.

What is it, then?

Just what anime is it from?!

It's not an anime song.

Hint, please!

Give us a hint!

Aw, fine.

TV show I like.

It's the theme to a dating reality show.

How did you know?!

O-Okay, I'll pick next.

Anime song!

At least wait until you listen to it!

Let's go with Chisa next.

Huh?

I, uh...

What do you usually listen to?

I'm curious too.

Just normal J-Pop. It'd be too boring.

We'll be the judges of that.

Yep, yep.

Ocean SFX?

Seriously?!

What part of this is normal J-Pop?

What else? Flowing River... Underwater SFX...

Anything water works, huh?

None of this is even music.

Chisa really does have a screw or two loose.

Do you want to hear a song with lyrics so badly?

If you even have any.

Yeah? Here you go, then.

Oh?

Sounds normal.

It's really basic, though.

I've never heard anything like it.

What's it from, Kotegawa?

Stop the music, Chisa!

Or else... I'll grope the shit outta you!

Wait, what?!

Does Kitahara know what it is?

You see, this song...

Ten, twenty years from now,

...is one Iori wrote in middle school.

for the me who I've yet to meet

Grab him, Kohei.

These sleepless nights are midnight

Way ahead of you.

Let me go! Or kill me!

But how'd you get this?

I wrote to Shiori-chan a while ago.

I'll search for tomorrow

I said Iori doesn't plan on going home for summer break,

For the sake of my future self

and she sent me this.

I see.

Shiori!

Ten, twenty years from now,

for the me who I've yet to meet

The others are already here?

They got here early.

Can't believe we're using an abandoned school for our summer camp, though.

Experience the Extraordinary Stay at a School!!

I found a fine place, if I do say so myself.

What were you looking up when you found this, though?

Huh?

We can have a campfire on school grounds. Isn't that awesome?

We'll get to sleep on beds in classrooms, too.

We can even go all-out on the fireworks.

I get another chance to fill my life album with lovely memories!

Test of Courage! Come to the roof!

Test of Courage Come to the roof Peek-a-Boo Seniors

My album!

Give up on it already.

I'll just wait here until you're done!

Don't be so scared.

It'll just be some light fun and games.

"P.S. None of us are drinking until this is over."

This is bad news.

Girls' Course

You're going that way, huh?

That means...

We're going this way?

Dummies' Course

Huh? That's not for me, either.

If anything, it's exclusively for your use.

Just go that way together.

W-Way to set the mood.

This is the real deal.

A French doll?

Th-That startled me...

I kinda assumed you'd be scared of this stuff.

If you ask me, new people are far scarier.

Right, I forgot that about you.

Gah! Stop it!

Was that...

...Imamura-kun?

He must've seen something really scary.

You'll hurt her neck if you hang her like that!

Let's just move on, man.

A Japanese doll?

Careful, Aina.

They tend to distract you with these things before attacking from elsewhere.

I felt something cold and slimy!

It's just konjac jelly.

Figures are very delicate objects!

You must handle them with care!

Okay, okay.

A Japanese doll, huh?

Careful, Kitahara.

Yeah, I know. Bet it's coming right about now...

Knew it.

This isn't enough to scare us.

Used and Abused

Eek!

I guess they're not too hot with horror either.

You really think so?

Huh?

What's up?

I just saw a pale silhouette...

Huh?

Th-That's you, right, A-Azusa-san?

A...

Aina?!

Oh?

What was that?

A girl ghost?

If that's the real deal, no problem.

But if it's a fake, then who's playing it?

All yours!

Oh, hell nah!

Stay away!

I'll even take a ghost, as long as it's a girl!

Eek!

Cheers!

Well? Were you scared?

Very scared.

That was gory and traumatic.

It needs to be outlawed.

Glad you enjoyed it.

I-Io... Iorin!

Who're you calling Iorin?

I see a pale blue flame!

Oh.

Nice.

Why are you okay with it?!

Relax, will you?

See?

Yeah...

Oh, this is Spirytus.

That means this one's the non-flammable water.

Hey, Iori, Kohei!

Help us light up the campfire!

Coming.

A campfire, huh?

Sure brings back memories.

Yeah, from elementary school camp.

Oh, it's lit.

Such a nice mood.

Like a scene out of a coming-of-age story.

Now, a boy offers his hand...

Let's dance.

...and invites you to the folk dance.

Hey.

Huh?

What?

Not often we get the chance. Let's dance.

Limbo!

Look, I knew that I couldn't expect much from this club.

Expect what?

What are you even talking about?

Whew.

They just keep going.

Right? Want a drink?

Yeah, thanks.

I-I just slipped on something, okay?

Was something there?

I let this thing take my...

You okay, Chisa?

Forget what happened. It was an accident.

Do you have to wash your mouth out?!

Hey, Chisa. I get you wanna wash your mouth, but don't use that.

I'm totally fine.

Yeah? If you say so.

I mean, I can hold my drink. And I wouldn't get drunk on this disinfectant.

Besides, I stay in control even when drunk, so it's no problem at all!

No problem at all!

Chisa...

What?

Can you turn around for me?

I can't stand.

I warned you.

Hey, guys. Chisa's down and out, so I'll carry her to the room.

'Kay!

Don't you get it, Iori?

People who don't dive regularly tend to have battery troubles when it counts,

so getting solar-powered dive computers is the smart choice.

Gah, okay, okay.

Are you listening?

I'm wissening.

Not only do your fins point downwards when rising from the seabed,

you also don't show enough care, so you kick up sand everywhere.

Sheesh, I'm taking care of you right now. Show a little gratitude.

Nope. Never.

But why?

Because you owe me!

No-I-do-not.

You do! You owe me two!

How do you want me to repay you?

You don't even know that much?

How am I supposed to know?

This is why you suck, Iori.

Yeah, yeah.

Listen, here's what you're gonna do.

You'll get a job and save up money.

Wha?

Wait, you want me to pay you back with money?

No, you fool! You moron!

Ow, ow.

If we all go diving sometime...

Hm?

You're an idiot, Iori...

Hey.

So you'll be broke and won't get to join us.

And you'll be left behind and be all sad, like last time.

Chisa?

"Sad like last time"?

That's what she meant?

What a meddlesome girl, seriously.

I'm off, then.

Take care.

Huh? Does Iori have plans?

Yeah.

He got a part-time job, apparently.

Really?

We have a new teammate.

I'm Iori Kitahara.

I'll work my butt off.

Thanks for having...

Me?

The hell was that for?!

Oh? Would you have preferred beer instead?

Goodbye! Thank you for everything!

Now, now. Don't go anywhere.

We're going to have a real good time here...

rookie.

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