Original subtitles

Mayday! Mayday! This is Caravan 2!

I can't believe we're escorted by noobs!

- We're losing points again?! - They're too fast!

I'm hit! Go on without me!

Someone, anyone, come quickly!

Damn Pirates...

Damn it!

Don't you dare let it escape!

We've been chasing it for three days. We have to finish it off.

My arm feels numb.

These all-nighters are messing with my brain waves.

Get an energy drink or something!

I'd rather not have the Pirates steal our kill.

I get that, okay?

The Granada guys keep being useless, so the Pirates are getting cocky.

It's not like they can do much.

The company consists of players, not game masters.

But they're still trying to maintain public order, right?

Only if there's a request.

Here it comes!

Go, go, go!

Damn it! They're just doing whatever they want!

The problem is that we're always the ones to react.

We must take proactive defensive measures.

In other words, "Clumsy haste wins over skillful delay," huh?

However, it's possible that it could increase tensions.

This is bad.

If we keep going like this, we'll end up entering Twilight Hill!

Why is that bad?

It's the hideout of PLANET's strongest four-man party.

You absolutely don't want to mess with them.

That crazy bunch of game addicts?

The Akabane Family.

We'll have to give up on the Red Dragon.

It's all over if they set their sights on us.

What?! Are you joking?!

Don't we finally have it cornered after I took time off work to track it?

What's this? Some low-level shit?

Hey, don't tell me that's...

Red Dragon's Reverse Scale, Red Dragon's Eye, and...

That's...

That's Ichi. Ichi of the Akabane Family!

Damn it. No gallbladder?

Hang on.

Are you trying to take our loot? Give it back!

Hey! Stop!

This guy is a notorious player killer.

- That Red Dragon is our kill! - Easy...

Give back our mats!

The right to the mats goes to whoever dealt the most damage.

So, that means that right is mine right now.

Like I care!

We've been chasing that thing for three days!

Pathetic.

It took you three days to deal damage less than my single strike.

How long would it have taken you to kill it?

Shut up, you damn game addict!

Wouldn't it be more proper to do this instead of bickering?

It wouldn't really be painful, but dying in VR feels gross, doesn't it?

The death penalty is harsh too.

Stop it!

You can have the materials. Lower your sword.

What a shame. Currently, I'm not allowed to PK.

Follow me.

Our boss has the final say in any dispute that occurs on this hill.

If we go, we'll surely die.

If we can get the materials,

I'm fine with taking the death penalty.

Wha... Hey!

Oh my! You're back, Ichi.

Wha...

Are they friends?

No, May.

They're intruders.

Well, then they're our guests, aren't they?

I'll prepare some tea.

Ichi!

Oh, A.

I heard roars outside. Was it a dragon?

Yeah, a Red Dragon. I defeated it.

Wow! Lucky you.

We have guests?

Hello. I'm AAAAA.

I couldn't come up with anything better.

TEA

Oh my. You two are injured, aren't you?

Oh! It's because we've been battling non-stop.

Here.

Heal!

Full recovery with a simple Heal!

Wanna eat something? You get hungry even in the virtual world.

Oh... Nah.

Don't trouble yourself.

Don't be shy. I'm already cooking something.

Shiro made this game here...

What's with this homey feel?

This is the strongest party of game addicts?

This game is fun.

Give it a try, Brother.

- I'll pass. Seems like a hassle. - Come on. Don't say that.

Shiro!

It's the boss of the Akabane Family! Shiro Akabane!

He's a player just like us, right? How come he looks so intimidating?

Shiro, a little while ago, a Red Dragon wandered in.

And so these guys are trying to claim the right to the items.

It was coming for our house, so, naturally, I killed it.

They can't just show up and ask for the loot after the fact.

Hey, how much money and stats do we lose if we die here?

Too much. It will be impossible to retrieve it from here.

I'm going to quit this game.

Ichi, give the materials to them immediately.

But why, Shiro?

PLANET's current rules, regarding shared loot and other spoils,

are flawed.

That's why it becomes a problem when high-level players join in.

If you say so, Shiro.

- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!

Same to you.

I apologize for the trouble caused by our Ichi.

May, if it's not too much to ask, could you teleport them to a nearby city?

Sure!

Which town would you prefer?

From now on, let us continue to enjoy this game together.

- Of course! - Of course!

Shiro was so cool.

Did you know that those four own 5% of the territories within PLANET?

Five percent?

But there are tens of thousands of players!

Hundreds of millions if you include the new sign-ups!

Awesome!

Heard you one-shot the Red Dragon. You've gotten stronger, Ichi.

Ichi, your poker face falls apart when you get praised by Shiro.

Shut up!

Don't just praise him for his strength all the time.

Ichi focuses too much on leveling up his skills.

It's best to do what you enjoy, both in PLANET and in real life.

I see what you mean.

Now, let's eat! Please help me set the table.

- Sure! - Of course.

- Time to eat! - Time to eat!

Eat well, okay?

As expected, May's food is simply delicious.

Thank you.

I wonder why PLANET has such detailed features like this.

There must be some very dedicated devs.

Not that I dislike it.

- I'll change it. - I'll change it.

Small things like this make it feel just like home, right?

I'm starving.

Damn it.

What a shithole.

That's reality for you.

Shitty people living in a shitty world made out of shit.

Great. No muscles left.

Damn it. Just leave the food outside.

Asuma Arima. My younger brother, full of shit.

A shitty honors student.

Shit eyes looking down on his shit older brother.

What's the matter, Taichiro?

Don't talk to me, shit excuse of a father.

Kojiro Arima. My shitty father. World's biggest shit.

Shitty human born from shit.

Just shit. Only shit, shit and more shit!

Looking for food?

Maybe... eat this?

No way I would eat that. What was that about?

Think you're fooling anyone? You annoy the shit out of me!

Taichiro, how have you...

What? What was that?

Never mind. It's nothing.

Say it! Why would you even start talking if you can't keep it up?!

That's why you annoy the shit out of me!

It annoys--

The light bulb... is about to burn out.

Taichiro,

my back has been hurting lately--

Nope.

Taichiro...

I'll do it.

Don't push yourself, old man.

How dare you call your father "old man"?!

Damn it!

No matter what you do, shit stays shit.

Nothing but shit.

World made of shit, built upon shit upon shit upon shit!

Hey, May.

Tending the flower bed again?

That's right. Beautiful, aren't they?

What is it? Is there something on my face?

No. I was just thinking, I can't really imagine you in combat.

I've only seen you cook, clean, and water plants.

So what? Why are you suddenly complaining about someone else's play style?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that.

I feel like wreaking much havoc today. Join me as a healer.

Sure, but... are you in a bad mood?

Not really.

Why not try something different for a change?

What?

Like gardening, for example!

I had hardly played any games before I started playing PLANET.

I don't really know how to play properly.

Are you having fun?

Of course! I enjoy playing with everyone.

Besides, these flowers...

the thought of them wilting without me makes me come here every day.

It's not like these pretties chose to grow here.

I was the one who planted and raised them here.

I can't let them wither because of me.

By the way, I don't think these flowers are programmed to wither.

What? Really?

Yeah.

May! Ichi!

Can you come inside for a sec? There's something I want to show you.

An email arrived, addressed to the Akabane Family.

What? The Pirates? You mean those barbaric people?

Bring it on! I accept the challenge!

Ichi, no killing!

They chose to pick a fight! It's a fair game now!

We can't, Ichi! We have to wait for Shiro's decision!

I forgot.

Shiro said he won't be able to come for a while.

Why?

Hospitalized, he said.

Wha...

What do you mean "hospitalized"?!

What's the diagnosis? His condition? Is it life-threatening?

Is Shiro going to die? Please tell me, May!

Ichi!

Ichi, calm down. He said he'll be back soon.

And when is that?!

Ichi!

You're troubling May.

Damn it.

If Shiro isn't here...

A bomb attack?

That's them, huh?

- The Pirates! - The nerve of them!

- Why are they flying in the sky?! - That's what bothers you?!

May, stay inside.

Damn pieces of shit!

Ichi!

Don't underestimate the stats of the shut-in of six years!

Macro on!

Ultimate Attack!

Wave of Swords!

I'll pick some flowers for you next time.

Thanks, A.

Shiro...

I understand that you're worried,

but we can't pry into each other's real lives.

That's the only rule of our family, right?

That's right.

Even though we're together, we know nothing about each other.

Ichi, we're doing a dungeon run, right?

- Come with us, A. - I'd love to!

But I have something to do after this.

- Is that so? - I'll see you tomorrow.

Wha...

What do you want?

Dad has been hospitalized.

MY SHIT FATHER MIGHT DIE?

Hospitalized?

What? Why? Why are you telling me this?

Want me to worry? Sympathize? It's got nothing to do with me!

I don't care what happens to that piece of shit!

Oh... I see.

I've got to go now.

I see.

I've got an exam.

I see.

Oh, yeah.

I've contacted Mom, just in case.

No reply yet.

ASUMA: DAD IS IN HOSPITAL

I see.

A declaration of war?

In that case, we have no choice but to remove them.

Agreed.

Don't say dangerous things.

It'll be troublesome if we let the Pirates do as they please.

That's true, I guess.

Seems we've reached a stalemate.

It's quite troubling.

Nobody asked you to do this!

Nagato, leave it at that.

- Shigatera! - Shigatera!

However, by acting on your own authority, you went against the guild's rules

and hurt the reputation of us, the Pirates.

Therefore, I believe an expulsion is in order.

- No way! - Shigatera, please, have mercy!

Out of the question.

It's not that big of a deal, Shiga.

We sent them a declaration of war, but they didn't even bother to reply.

Let's think of it as a deterrent.

- Captain Pico! - Captain Pico!

If we cause too much trouble, Granada will come after us.

Don't be scared. I'll Pico you into oblivion!

That's right! We'll Pico into oblivion anyone who opposes Captain Pico!

To be honest, personally, I'd rather avoid entering a state of war.

What? Are you getting scared?

We need to reflect on what is the purpose of such declaration of war.

What else is there other than Pico-ing the Akabane Family into oblivion?

The goal is the "Black Bird."

That's PLANET's ultimate endgame content, right?

They offer 300 million real yen if captured dead or alive!

So far we know nothing about its identity, attributes, or level.

However, we do know it appears in the vicinity of Twilight Hill.

Whoever seizes the hill will seize the Black Bird.

With 300 million yen at our disposal, we could grow bigger,

and even overthrow Granada.

It's true that Granada is an eyesore.

We just want you to gain more freedom in what you can do.

To this end, we have to seize control of Twilight Hill.

All right, all right.

Thank you.

What idiots.

Don't they realize they won't achieve anything with just one airship?

Maybe they were too focused on the fact that there were only four opponents.

Well, I guess that's probably it.

As the organization grows larger, both smart and stupid people will join it.

What's going to happen now?

You mean the Pirates?

In general, I guess.

What would you like to happen, Sasumata?

I don't know.

We should go. If we don't hurry back, the executive members will chew us out.

That's right, Leon.

No, I wasn't sleeping.

Dad has a herniated disc.

He will undergo surgery. He said he's staying there for a while.

Oh, I see.

That's all.

Piece of shit.

What's his deal? Damn it.

Shit.

I don't know...

what a real family means.

What we do know...

is that it is temporary.

I'm...

back now.

Welcome back, Shiro.

We don't know...

anything about each other.

GOOD NIGHT WORLD

Subtitle translation by: David Elan