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We're surrounded.

We're being attacked.

They've got snipers targeting us, too.

Snipers are such a pain, too.

We can't move.

But we need to do something.

I'll draw their fire. It's dangerous. So you--

Of course!

This is your battle.

Go and die for our love!

Brother!

I'm a runaway bullet after all.

Brother, don't die!

Bro!

Wh-what is this?

Hey! Hey!

What are you doing?

Haruko-chan, play nice!

You're 100,000 years underdeveloped, perverted monkey!

You're so cruel, Haruko-chan!

Why are you dressed like that?

You mean this red jacket?

Do you like the green one better, Nao?

You prefer the older version?

"Castle of Cagliostro," you preppy boy?

But Monkey-sensei says he prefers the red one, you know.

Even if he doesn't like it, we can't do anything about it.

Hey, where are you going? Naota-kun. Naota-kun.

What? You think I have feelings for him?

I don't think so.

It's not like that's why my assignment is delayed.

The channel to N.O. is still open.

And it's not about liking or disliking...

Damn, the connection went dead.

You were listening?

Why don't you put on some clothes?

Is there someone you like?

What?

You could just wear normal clothes.

Haruko's "Master the Guitar in One Millisecond Class!"

Do you guys find this hard to understand?

If you play guitar, you'll look mature, pyon!

You'll be popular with the ladies, pyon!

Pyon?

Like "Yuzu" or "19!"

Like "Oh-sama" or "Watana Baby!"

Or like "Kaji Hideki!"

You're scary! Scary!!

One of those guys doesn't belong in that list.

You have to stand like a rock star, pyon!

Jimi Hendrix and McCartney both started like this, pyonnn!

What are you doing?

You shouldn't swing around something like that. It's dangerous.

Use your guitar again, Takkun.

Bang!

Like how you did it last time.

I'm not interested.

You should start acting like an adult.

You should talk!

Takkun!

No! The horn!

It's the horn! No...

Takkun keeps kissing me over and over again.

That's not true. It's because of the horn.

Muku-muku, pyon-pyon, muku-muku, pyon!

I can't forgive you, Naota-kun.

You were hiding from your father,

muku-mukuing and pyon-pyon!

But that's not the point.

I get it, Naota-kun.

We must duel for Haruko-san's affections!

I'm all for it!

Haruko-san, I've got your weapon right here!

Hey, hey. What's wrong, my son?

What are you doing? Geez!

If you're just gonna run away and hide,

Dad's gonna have to take Haruko-san away!

Oh no! Takkun, save me!

Hey, don't get so close!

Don't use me as a shield. Those things hurt!

Stop it!

Target found. Confirming status.

It's blue! Blue!

You sure it's not red?

It really is blue, right? Be sure.

I already got the goods on Medical Mechanica.

We'll take care of it so they can't do anything else.

I got work to do, so make it quick, 'kay?

But I want it to look cool.

Kinda charming in an adult way, ya know?

If we screw up, Medical Mechanica will really be all over us.

Yeah, ignore Raharu. She'll just complicate things.

But keep an eye on her until I get there.

You know, more mature looking.

Something so a woman I haven't seen in awhile would think...

"How manly, yet nurturing." Like that. That's the plan.

Oh, I haven't tried that one. I want the sweetest one.

Super sweet, if you know what I mean.

That was naive. So naive, Naota-kun.

They're just messing around. They look really dumb.

I'm sure I can handle this myself.

Who's this woman that he's referring to?

What are you doing? Why don't you help me?

But mine is...

Why'd you bring that? This is saba-ge!

Asage, hiruge, yoruge...

Oh, we're in trouble-ge!

Take that!

Blue! Blue! Blue! Blue!

Cobalt blue!

If you write "fish" and "blue" it looks like...

Saba for mackerel!

Mackerel, my butt!

Writing "fish" with "blue" is a common mistake.

Take that!

I'm leaving the rest to you, TV-boy!

Just one more and I win!

Timeout! Timeout! Timeout!

I get up to three timeouts, all right?

What's with that look?

Okay! I just made that up right now.

Naota? Are you okay?

Is he dead? Did we cut him up?

Are you hurt?

I'm used to this kind of stuff.

What's this truck for?

Deliveries. We work part-time.

A part-time job? But you're in elementary school.

Don't worry. We won't get caught.

We only drive along the river anyway.

You guys do this all the time?

That looks cool.

It's not what you... He's the one who wanted to...

It's a toy, right? Does it shoot bullets?

No.

Uh, it's...

Hey, Canti! Go buy some drinks!

Nothing too sour, okay?

Naota, did you hear?

What?

The rumors.

Rumors? About what?

What is it?

That when the satellite was going to crash, you saved the city, Naota.

Then there was that whole thing at school.

And that you're the one controlling the robot.

Yeah!

I didn't know people were gossiping about it already.

Geez, what can I say?

So, you're the one piloting it?

Naota? Is that really true?

That's totally awesome!

It's true... pyon!

Cut it out.

It's the chuu lady!

Haruko! Let go of me!

Chuu! Chuu! Chuuuu!

Haruko, stop it!

Oh, I won.

Really? Hold on a sec.

Here you go.

What is it?

It's a prize.

It was supposed to be pay for work, but...

It's pretty.

Hey, Sameji!

I wonder if they're supposed to be going out.

But isn't she Naota's brother's girlfriend?

What's his name, Tasuku?

But, but, the chuu lady likes Naota, too.

He's popular, huh?

The pulpy one, huh?

You like the pulpy ones now?

Well, I don't really like the sour ones, you know.

And Haruko-san likes...

the pulpy ones.

I was watching.

I was watching, you know.

Are you worried?

I don't really think anything about Haruko.

I don't know how she feels about me.

Oh, but she was just messing around. It's always like that.

Well, we don't always always do stuff like that.

It's amazing. Controlling Canti-sama,

attacking the great Lord of Fear, and saving the city.

You saw all that? Where were you?

This new Takkun is pretty amazing.

It's nothing, really.

It's nothing.

Well, I did end up saving the city and all, but...

So you saw it too, huh?

What?

The water... I mean, the river.

I'm sorry. I lost the target.

Is this river first class?

The target's to be feared.

Flying around like it's nothing and...

Kitsurubami-kun? Kitsurubami-kun?

What's wrong? Is it the water again?

It's cold!

Now, how do you want the hair color after this?

It's hot! It's hot!

Kitsurubami-kun, before it turns red...

Do you want it auburn, as usual?

Or shall we make it...

FLCL color.

FL... CL?

What's with your eyebrows?

Your bushy masculine charm?

You thought you'd try to get the girls with the clean-cut look?

Raharu!

What the hell are you ordering your peons to do?

That hurt.

Why'd you shoot me?

Is it FLCL under your hood again?

You're really too amazing, Takkun.

You do furi-kuri and pulpy-pulpy and gurgly-gurgly.

When did you become all grown up like this?

Geez, I dunno what to say.

Did it start with Haru-san?

Do you mean that you're...?

Come with me.

Noooo! Don't come near me!

I'm not a child anymore.

I can buy my own insurance now.

That robot is too dangerous.

If we don't take it out, Medical Mechanica will make its move.

They're willing to move the plant to this planet for that purpose.

And that thing,

when that turns red, it's Atomsk.

We've gotcha now!

Fire!

That's unreal.

It's nothing.

That woman's a complete ditz, you know.

Why are you pulling me so hard?

You're hurting me.

Really, ever since she showed up, bad things just started happening.

Like we haven't been able to be alone together.

I think it was better before.

Let's go inside.

Why are you doing this?

Why not? We're just getting something to drink.

You don't want to?

I'm not supposed to do things like this with you, Takkun.

But...

You're...

It's Haru-san's fault, isn't it?

It has nothing to do with her.

Do you like Haru-san?

Why would I like a crazy woman like that?

How much do you like her?

I don't! It's you that I...

Takkun,

you like Haru-san, right?

What's wrong?

Don't you like me too, Mamimi?

That's dangerous! Dangerous! Dangerous!

M-my eyebrows!

L-Look! Medical Mechanica's transporting those things here to destroy the planet.

It's all over.

Aren't you going to take any responsibility for this?

I don't care, you freak.

But it's all your fault!

That's not my problem!

I bet your guitar couldn't handle the challenge.

You're a million years under-evolved, you immature monkey!

That's discriminatory language used against underdeveloped planets.

Furi-kuri furi-kura, furi-kuri furi-kura!

You're going to do that here?

N-no! My eyebrows. If I don't have my eyebrows...

Yours is tiny as usual.

Some things never change.

Takkun's was manlier, pyon!

You're toying with my emotions again!

Damn you.

Why do you like that elementary school kid?

What's wrong with me?

Hold on!

Haruko!

Daicon V!

Stop it, Haruko!

Sempai! Tasuku-sempai!

I don't want to be here anymore.

Help me, Tasuku-sempai!

Tasuku-sempai! Tasuku-sempai! Tasuku-sempai!

Why are you calling for my brother?

Shouldn't it be me? Am I not the one saving you?

Look at me! I'm the one who's gonna save you!

Canti!

Listen! I'm Naota!

Don't ever call me "Takkun" again!

Useless.

Chance!

It's falling! Back up! Back up!

Huh? Where's reverse?

What? What?

You're...

the wife?

Final attack!

I'm all out of ammo.

Commander!

I told you it was impossible!

This is bad. He's heading for the plant.

He's going to move it!

What's that?

Th-that's...

It's Atomsk's...

Gibson EB-0. The 1961 model!

He's the one.

He's the real Pirate King.

Atomsk.

Looks like it hurts.

Well, this is really mean...

but though it's the last time, we don't have much to say.

Oh well, if we worked really hard, that wouldn't be like FLCL, would it?

So, Mr. Director, will FLCL end properly?

Uhm. Probably.

Next time, the last episode of "FLCL!"

"Furi Kura!"

Well, you have this bastard's word, so why don't you just watch it?

Check it out.