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Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas to you.

There we go.

You know, it is so wonderful to finally meet you.

Yeah, you too.

Help yourselves.

You know, this one doesn't ever tell us anything, not at least since we've moved

abroad. Not even a phone call. Yeah, sorry.

You know, I actually... I don't think I actually know how you two met.

You don't have to.

No. No, no, it's fine. It's okay.

So... You know, I think these things happen when you're in a good place in

life.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess so.

I wasn't even trying to date.

Sorry.

Of course, I'm 25.

What do you think?

But then I saw him one day.

Yeah, at the supermarket.

And, yeah, I was, we kind of smiled at each other. Yeah. But I was just, I was

still too shy to actually go up to him and ask for his number.

So what was your name again?

He came over to me and he asked where the frozen peas were.

Yeah, he was very confused.

Yeah, I still am. Yeah, because I don't eat peas.

Actually, I'm not that gay.

By the way, how big is your dick?

Yeah.

Yeah, the conversation was really good.

And yeah, we took things very slow from there.

Like that, I guess.

That's how it happened.

Huh. Supermarket, then.

And peace, right?

Yeah.

I'm just glad we met in real life.

Yeah. Yeah, I feel like all the online stuff is... Yeah, it's a bit weird.