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Dude, I can't wait to go to Bowling Alley, man.

Yes, I'm sending out a bunch of texts right now. Hey, invite Lily, invite

Crystal.

Daniel, don't invite Robert. He's an asshole.

Who else are you going to invite?

Dude, I just want to hang out with Crystal.

She's got some nice titties.

personal estate actually has some nice dude that's true they both have nice

titties dude i can't wait i think anybody would agree with that because

it's got a new brand new bowling ball and it's kind of with a shield off it's

nice and shiny dude it smells like apple pie how can you afford that dude i've

been a lot doing a lot of chores you know i've been working so hard yeah you

don't do chores here no why i mean i mean you

have a house so you have i know i have a

No, I have a bunch of other stuff. I mean, I gotta be like that texting. I

got hurt. You guys are stuck on right?

Yeah. Yeah.

So how old that how's that going so far? Good. She does everything really?

I mean for the most part, but I feel like she like I feel like she just is

dismissive like dismisses me off like okay Well, do you think she give us a

ride to boy home?

That could actually work. Yeah.

Yeah house would be good. I mean, it's gonna take us like 30 minutes

The bikes. Yeah, I think we could talk her into it. Yeah, she's nice in that

aspect. She always cooks me stuff. Oh, okay. That's cool. Does my laundry.

She's actually pretty great. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, perfect.

Justin's not going to make it, but Ashley and Crystal both confirmed.

Oh, sweet.

I can't wait.

I think we're going to haul it. Yeah.

So how are you doing rolling?

A couple years.

yeah i'm not good at it though oh like i'm gonna bowl like it's like a 60 dude

dude these girls would be impressed yeah with you yeah i mean dude you're good i

know but dude when when the girls see it dude they'll be all over me dude dude

like let's just put in a good word i guess because i'm there like ah yeah i

should be able to battle myself no i can't no this is practice man dude when

they see you hold that bowling ball We're gonna see, you know, how your

balls go. You're right. Yeah, dude. Dude, this is how you're my best friend.

Dude, I can't wait. But dude, like, let's, you know, I mean, do you want to

call over your sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub

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you know part of the family oh okay okay yeah all right i knew you'd understand

yeah mom why

oh you have company that's your mom she's hot well you're so sweet thank you

oh yeah um can you take us to the bowling alley we've got some uh friends

meeting up with us oh what kind of friends um some some friends that we

know from school girls girls i knew it you guys are going to see some girls

yeah there's a couple girls that like and hopefully we can impress them with

our bowling skills tell me more about these girls um well uh crystal wears

glasses um she's got nice

eyes uh-huh i saw where that was going no i'm just trying to you know

um

Say, I mean, there's Lily there. I mean, yeah, she's in our math class.

Lily sounds like she smells good.

Yes, she does smell good. Like Lily?

Mm-hmm.

But you know what's funny? What smells? Like, I got a new bowling ball that

smells like apple pie.

What? Yes. Apple pie? Yes. I gotta smell that bowling ball. I know. I would love

to. You can smell my balls anytime.

Okay. I would love to smell your balls. Yeah. But yeah, but can you, is there a

way you can take a suited bowling alley?

Um. Well, I mean, I guess I could. If I take you to the bowling alley, would I

have to take you back home after that?

It might be late, but I mean, I can get a ride. I mean, I don't have to... You

don't have to pick us up.

Okay. Well, if you guys want to go to the bowling alley tomorrow, I'm going

to... It's not tomorrow. It's tonight.

Oh, it's tonight.

Okay. Well, I'm going to need you guys to do some chores around the house for

me if you want to go tonight.

Oliver said he doesn't really have to do any chores. Well, today he's going to do

chores. I never said that.

What are some... What were you saying, Oliver? You told him you don't have to

do anything around here?

Well, one of some of the things that... we have to do well i need some help you

guys can you know tidy up this bed sheet in the room just make this room squeaky

clean and then and then i'm gonna want you to go downstairs in the kitchen do

some dishes wash the countertops and i need some of the laundry folded too oh

my god i've done so many chores from my house why i don't understand what i have

to do over here i mean i thought don't you you have a nice house don't you have

a housekeeper or something

Um, excuse me. I don't need a housekeeper. I have a son right here.

Um, I don't know. Are you cool with this, Oliver?

I mean, um... I thought you were cool with me. What's going on here?

I don't want to do chores, bro.

Well, then you're not going to the bowling alley if you don't do your

chores. You guys do your chores. You want to be good boys for me, right?

I guess.

I mean, I really want to hang out with them.

Then you're going to do some chores for them.

Ashley's going to be there.

Yeah, Ashley's going to be there.

Okay.

So clean this room.

Then what? Do the dishes? You're going downstairs. You're going to do the

dishes. Do the dishes.

Yes. For laundry, do I separate the whites and the dark clothes?

Yes. You don't want to turn my white shirt to pink?

Do we have to play with your underwear and bra? I mean... If you're lucky.

Oh. Fine.

okay um besides that so there's nothing else to do no that's it finish all of

that stuff for me okay i will drive you boys to the bowling alley to see those

girls you like yes uh-huh yeah yeah okay um i'm not asking for much all right i

mean the week what time is it right now um it's time it's time okay okay

um i mean oliver are you cool with this i just want to see ashley

Okay. I mean, seriously, like, okay.

I'm going to teach you guys how to dress and everything. Oh, we don't.

I mean, no. I mean, we don't need to dress because we're going to show off

our bowling skills to these girls. They're going to be so fucking

impressed. They're going to fall in love with us once we know. Just because of

your bowling skills? Yes. I'm fucking that good. Let me tell you, when I used

to go to the bowling alley.

So he's so good at bowling that the girls are going to want to go out with

him? Yes.

This is the reason why I ball.

Wow. I didn't even know. Times have really changed.

Dude, yeah.

I mean, once you show, you know, a girl your skills, they're going to fall in

love with you. Yeah? What about, what do these girls want to do?

Like, what do they do with their lives that make them so great?

Um, look good. Look at her hair, yeah. They just look and smell good?

That's it?

yeah yeah and that's all you want is somebody who looks and smells good and

they dig bowlers yes like when you when they see us handle our balls they're

gonna be super impressed you guys are nerds you guys are nerds my boy is a

nerd but I mean okay so washing dishes

cleaning up this room listen cool cool boys do chores

I don't know. I don't know about that.

Yes. I mean, I do a lot of chores to get by my own bowling balls, but I mean, I

don't live here. I mean, it seems kind of weird that I'm doing my friend's

chores.

Oh, it's a team effort.

We're all going to work together.

If you need help, mom is going to help you. Okay, I guess.

You can call your mom, by the way. Hello, is that your mom?

Sweet. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, I mean, it's nice because, you know, it's just

me and my dad, and it'd be nice to have a mom around.

Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

That's probably why you're so, you know, weirded out about helping me clean.

Well, I mean, I clean in my house, and so I was able to make money to...

get bowling balls and you know new shoes bowling balls and new shoes new bowling

shoes yeah i got new bowling shoes they're nice and shiny what do your

bowling shoes look like um well obviously they're not clown shoes like

they get out in the freaking bowling alley that's what i'm picturing right

now no they're like nice you know this nice black and with the gold trim around

wish i had a new bowling ball yeah dude yeah you should definitely you know get

a new bowling ball for him

Create a bowling ball. Instead of him bowling 100 pins, you should probably...

100 pins? Yeah. Can you get 100 pins? Yeah, you should get more than that.

That's a lot more pins than I would get. Right.

Probably get 50. I get a lot of gutter balls.

Well, I mean, just throw it straight or we can put bumpers up.

Oh, bumpers! Yeah, you can have bumpers up. I'm like a cheat.

Yeah, definitely.

So, okay.

So... All right.

I mean, Oliver, are you...

What are you guys going to wear? Let's talk about that. I mean, what's wrong

with our shirts and our pants?

I mean, put nicer pants on. Just like a tank and some shorts. I mean, dude,

we're doing the physical activity, so we're going to be sweaty and stuff like

that, so we want to be comfortable.

And we're doing physical activity. Okay, so what about these girls that you were

going to impress, all that stuff?

I don't know what they wear. I don't care about, like, it's not about what

they're, if they like you, they're going to get dressed up and they're going to

look good.

And I just think that you should match that. Put a little effort into it. I

mean, okay, so what do you recommend?

What exactly do you recommend? A nice button-up shirt with pineapples on it.

Pineapples? Why?

What are pineapples?

I just...

Girls like pineapples. Guys who like pineapples. Girls like guys who like

pineapples. I mean, they taste good.

I mean... So then get a pineapple shirt. I love pineapples. Yes!

That's a good boy.

Okay. I mean... Well, I mean... It's your hair.

Okay. Alright, so button-up shirt with pineapple and then what about for pants?

Matching pineapple pants.

There's matching pineapple pants? Yes. Where do you go to get that?

cold she's talking nonsense now i'll never find this don't listen to him all

he does is play with my tits and eat my so i know i mean if you do other chores

we don't have to freaking wait and just go yeah well we can get these chores

started okay we'll get there faster all right oliver i mean are you almost done

yeah all right guys why don't we go downstairs and get these chores done

right

You want to do that for me?

Sure, Mom.

That's a good boy.

Yeah. All right.

Listen,

Oliver, as good as you smell, this kitchen does not match.

It is filthy, okay?

Why are you just standing there, Joe? I thought you were the responsible one.

You're supposed to show him. Show him how to clean this. I have a pink wire

egg. Well, then use the yellow.

Get with it. Look at these glasses.

How is it such a mess?

What were you doing yesterday? He doesn't do anything.

He doesn't do anything. Look at the spots on this. Why are there spots on

that? There you go. Get inside. You gotta go in.

inside it, deep clean it, just like that. Yes. I think if you have a hard

water issue, you might need to get a water softener for this place. I

appreciate your feedback and I will call somebody. Yes. I mean,

then you won't have this problem.

Well, thank you. We don't have to be doing this. No, absolutely not. I always

say, why does this mess? I need somebody to tell me these things, Joe, because

Oliver never will. He's not responsible like that.

I'm pretty responsible.

You know, all you think about is fucking, okay? You don't, you know,

you're just- Shut up, Albert. God, that's all you think about, man.

I mean, you need to stop. Look at all of this. Why, why is this even here?

I wasn't good. Were you guys cooking?

I need you to go in the cabinets. I want, you know what?

I'm, I am pissed.

I am pissed off, okay? I need you guys to go inside all of the drawers, take

everything out.

Clean everything that's inside them.

Then clean out all the drawers.

Why?

Because you guys want to go to a bowling alley to hang out with girls.

If you guys want to be cool, you have to be cool for mommy first, okay?

My God.

Yes. It is getting really hot in here.

Oh, gosh.

Get in there, jump in there. Don't be shy.

Don't be shy.

In one of the drawers. Open it up if you can do it.

Make sure you wipe it off first.

Great.

Did you wipe it off now? Show Oliver how to wipe it off. It looks clean. Well,

it's not clean. It was sitting on the couch. You should probably wipe it down.

Yeah, but keep wiping it.

And I'll get in all the crevices.

I mean, there's a lot of cobwebs in these crevices here.

I'm talking about, are you talking about my cobwebs?

Well, I mean, I mean, they're spider shoes. You might want to see them. Okay,

then I need you, Jill, since you saw that, go ahead and do that. Oh, what?

Oh, fine.

Jill, I'm trying to help you be a better man. I just want you, I want both you

boys to be gentlemen.

I think you should teach Oliver how to be a better man. I've been doing this at

my house. Well, I'm, let me talk to Oliver. Oliver, listen.

I really need you to be a good boy for mom, okay?

I'm always a good boy. Well, you know, you're just very lazy with the cleaning.

You can't always fuck mommy, okay?

Yeah, Oliver.

Stop doing that, man.

You're always just touching my tits. Always. All the time. Just taking off my

clothes. I never touch your tits. And sticking your penis inside of my vagina.

I just want to help you.

By helping other girls.

I don't know.

Okay. Okay. All right.

Yes. Okay. So mommy maybe is a little bit stressed.

I can't. I can't.

What? What is it, Joe? What's the matter? I can't wipe this down.

Yes, you can.

How? I mean, I can do it here, but I can't do it here.

Let me show you, okay? You just go like this. You go like that. Look it. It's

wiping. I'm wiping it. I'm wiping it. Now you try.

Try it. Try it. Do it.

Wipe it.

My bad.

Really get into those crevices. Each in there. You see the little holes in this

strainer? Get between each and every one. Do you need some soap all over?

Oh, he's cleaning my titties.

Oh, look.

My titties have never been so clean.

Oh, look at this little thing. Like the spatula, the spoon. What is this

thing called?

A ladle. A ladle. Thank you. So you're going to clean.

You see the little dots in there?

Little dots.

How did those dots get there?

I don't know. It looks like some kind of oil or something.

Well, can you figure out how to... Maybe lick it?

Yeah, you can spit on it. There you go.

You let him spit on our dishes?

Alright, you spit on our dishes.

He is right.

Okay, good boy, Oliver.

I'm right, I know.

All right, so what I need you to do is just ignore it.

That's what I'm going to choose to do right now is just ignore it.

Ooh, jiggle, jiggle.

This thing is crap.

Oliver, this is all your fault, Oliver. You did this. I didn't do this. Yes, you

did. I know that you did it. I know it.

If there's some glue, you might be able to fix it. Glue? Where's the piece that

chipped off? We have to find it. Where did this chip?

Yeah, look for it. Crawl around on the floor and find it for me.

Let me inspect this.

What is in here?

Um,

Oliver, do you happen to know where that chip went from the glass?

No.

Okay, you don't know. All right, Joe. I mean, do you really need this mug? I

mean, you can always get a new one. Well, maybe get one of those, uh, those

stickers. It says M-Y-L-F. I think it's supposed to say Mildred.

Oh.

It's spelled wrong. It says bro, hoes before bros. Hoes before bros. Oh, do

you want this one? It's my collection.

It's spelled wrong. Oh, Oliver, you little pervert with all those team

skits.

Stickers. Just patch it up with one of the stickers. We don't need that. You

wouldn't get it, Mom.

I'm trying to.

You did it?

Oh, good. Just how I wanted you to do it.

Isn't that stupid how they spelt MILF with a Y?

Yeah, I don't know. What's that supposed to mean?

It's not spelt wrong. It's correct.

What does it mean? I don't understand. It's supposed to be mother I like to

fuck. And why, Oliver? No, I think it's mother you like the fuck. I think that's

the word. Mother you? Thank you, dear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mom you like to fuck?

Yeah, yeah. I think so.

Well... That's why you're my best friend. I know!

You guys are weird. Oliver, hurry the fuck up.

You're always fucking me and I don't have all day.

I don't know.

What? You want me to... I don't understand.

All right. It's a mess.

I don't know about...

Don't stop!

What?

Don't stop!

Oh, well, I put the glasses in the wrong spot, so I gotta put them in my cabinet.

Sorry.

Well, I'm wearing them on my shoulder!

I don't keep them in there!

I mean, well, I saw glasses here, and I see the wine glasses over here, so

that's why I got confused.

She loves her wine.

Oh, I'm wine! That's a lot of glasses that you use.

Get on your knees and clean my spit.

Oh, we're gonna have to clean your balls too? You're getting my lipstick on your

balls.

You should definitely clean your balls.

You know what? During the ball game, you didn't clean your balls at all. You have

to do that.

Oh, yeah.

Every time you throw a ball in the ball game, you have to clean your balls.

That's a nice, shiny glass.

It gets really dirty, and oil gets on it, so you have to clean your balls

every time.

I'll probably give you a better bowl if you don't clean your balls. Yeah, man.

You didn't plate this enough.

All right, give me. All right, you can finish that one. Give me that one. I

didn't expect a glass of salt.

You're ridiculous.

Is it done?

Yeah, it's done.

What, you in a hurry?

You're in a hurry now all of a sudden? I'm not in a hurry. I am. I mean, like,

we've got things to do after this. We don't have time to do this all the time.

We don't have time, but we have to make time for it in this house.

What else is there to do?

Are you just like, never? I think Joe might never want to come back over here

ever again. He's not going to want to be your friend anymore.

Yeah, because you make him clean our house.

I don't like Joe because he's doing it.

What do you think I'm doing? I'm helping.

No, you're not. You don't do any of that. You know what? Look at this

countertop. It's the cleanest I've ever seen it. In the world. I mean, like,

everything's so disorganized. What did you do here, Oliver?

See, Oliver?

She had a party the other day and I just forgot about it and I left it. A party?

I had three friends over. It was barely a party.

It sounded like a party.

Well, you know Kimberly brought her dog over and he likes to bark.

Woof, woof.

He's got that high-pitched bark.

Yeah, super annoying.

Annoying? He's so cute. What are you talking about?

What kind of dog is it?

A Shih Tzu, isn't it?

Oh, I love shoes. A little foofy floo. Aw, yeah.

Foofy floo.

They're a little underbite. It's hilarious.

Oh, I know. I love those underbites, overbites, whatever.

Oh!

Yeah.

Oh, can we just switch places? I'm just tired of doing this. Can we just switch

places? Why don't you? Joe!

Joe, why don't you?

I want you to clean the countertop. You want me to clean this?

Yeah. But not like this. You're not doing it right. I want you to go in

circles like this.

Okay. Little circles.

Tiny little circles. It's like waxing car, right? Yeah, it's just like waxing.

So like wax on and then wax off. Yes! Oh, okay.

Yes! I've seen this in a movie.

Okay. Do you watch the karate kid?

Um, I don't think it was. I don't think it was a car show.

so you're saying put wax yes wax on yep so you got to do the little circles okay

i got it both arms you work out both arms that way yes

that's it oh there we go there your spit makes it really shiny

i thought we were done with this no no you guys forgot some

oh my god

you know what what did you make last night i think you should have a bit of a

better you know attitude about this because in the end you're gonna finish

and guess what mom's gonna do she's gonna drive you boys to the bowling

alley there you go

those are some good boys oh yeah

Well, not the spatula.

You didn't touch me with the spatula, so it's fine.

What?

What?

I didn't do anything.

Finally done. Look at this.

Joe, thank you so much for your help. I feel like I did everything, but... Yeah,

so it can go, right?

No, boys, there's still a bunch of laundry that we have to do in the living

room. Laundry? We did that, like, the other day.

Uh-uh. Come with me. Come on. Let's go to the living room.

In here.

What? Yeah, all the laundry's in that basket right there. So, Jill, why don't

you go grab that?

I'm going to tell you how I like you to...

Hold it up for me.

Okay, hold it the other way.

So yeah, the long way, long way down. No, no, no, long way.

Like you're laying down on a beach shelf. Now I want you to fold it three

ways. So fold in the left side or the right side, whatever works for you.

Okay, like this?

Not half, three.

Like you're folding it three ways. Yes.

Yes.

There you go.

Yes.

Well,

I tried, but he just gets distracted every single time. Like he's not even

listening right now.

I heard everything you're saying. You're telling him and teaching him how to

fold. Well, it's not, it's not even close Oliver.

It's a top. Yes. And then fold it one more time and then it'll fit in the, in

the closet.

All right.

Yeah. Just like that.

Yes, that's how I want you to fold all of them. You did a really good job, Joe.

Are you serious?

That's great, Joe.

Why aren't you doing this?

You're fucking your mom.

That's why I had you come over to help me do my chores.

Is that a chore?

I mean, how is that a chore?

No, this is just for his health.

I mean, how the hell did you guys end up fucking? I mean, I never heard anybody

fuck their mom.

Well, you need to hear it.

What are you talking about? No, how did that happen? How did this happen? Oh,

how did this happen? Yeah.

Well, you know, his dad is a sex addict, and so it's in his genes, and I

didn't want him to catch the problem.

And I walked in on her in the shower. She was chewing her pee.

Yeah, I was sitting in the shower.

So how would I be at it if I wanted to fuck someone's mom? You want to fuck

somebody's mom? Yeah.

well you should probably start with your own mom well i mean my dad is seeing

somebody so i mean he might be married so i mean how can that happen like if my

dad gets married well you're gonna manifest it you're gonna manifest it and

you have to start imagining that she is your stepmom you have to start

visualizing this okay really sweet to her be on your dad make sure that he is

being so nice but i mean she has to do the chores i'll like you don't want to

do chores for her i don't i'm doing chores but like if she told me you gotta

come over here and help me do my chores no you should do it okay great idea

this is what you can do okay start being lazy in your house just like oliver oh

yeah and then you're gonna find another friend who's gonna be you know your that

comes over and helps her okay okay so i should So instead of

finding girls, I just hook up with other guys, my friend, to

do my chores.

Yeah. Okay.

Then what?

Then you're going to be busy doing my chores? Yeah.

Yeah, so they're going to be doing your chores, and you're going to be hooking

up with your stepmom. Okay. All right, guys.

Start by playing with your tits. You always start. Okay, so I'm going to

start with the tits, and then what else do I do?

And then you're going to take off her underwear.

Okay. You're going to have to eat her pussy. Yeah, you have to eat the pussy.

You always have to start by eating the pussy. If you don't eat the pussy, the

dick's not going in.

Moms love when you eat their pussy. Really? I mean, I heard weird stories

that, like, I don't know, tastes funky or something.

What?

Really?

It does never, ever actually.

Is this weird? It's like candy, like a sweet candy, like a nectar. Really? Like

a little honey.

Yeah, a little nectar honey.

Okay, okay, so it tastes like honey.

A lot of honey.

Gotcha, gotcha.

What if she has a smelly pussy? What do I do?

Get out of there.

Really? I have to get out of there? Get out of there.

Okay, okay.

I mean, like... Or take a shower, then maybe ask her to take a shower. Okay,

shower, that'd help. I think that would be the nice thing to do. You don't want

to just get the fuck out of there, because then you're not going to fuck

her, so you want to take a shower.

Let me see that. I'll time you fucking do some work.

Dude, I... Did you see the kitchen? I pretty much... That was, like, spotless.

That was fucking all me, man!

It's like, Jesus Christ!

Did you see the suds I got off those two dishes?

I saw you rubbing her boots.

I mean, her boots are pretty clean.

Yeah, they are.

I love her clean. I just clean everything that's like, you know,

natural. No, you are bullshit.

You are definitely bullshit. All right, this one's done.

Did you do it? That looks a little sloppy.

It is.

It's not sloppy. No, I'm going to show you how to do it. I'm going to show you

how to do this one. Give me a second.

Okay, so this is what I'm trying to get you guys to do.

Is I want you to just fold it in. This is how I do it. Fold it in, like that.

And then in again.

And then you just fold it down. This is kind of hard with the long ones because

you really have to go really tall.

Well then, stand up.

You're a big boy. Stand up.

But I like sitting down.

I mean, we can all be sitting down.

Okay, then sit and figure it out. You don't mind me sitting down.

All right, besides eating pussy, how can I get my mom to sit on my dick?

You're going to put your hand on top of her head. Okay. And you're just going to

lower her down to the ground.

And you're going to take your dick out in front of her face. And trust me, she

knows what to do.

Are you sure?

I mean, she'll be dumb to do that?

I mean, yeah, she might slap your face, but eventually she's not gonna slap your

face. I think she'd be okay.

You might like it.

I mean, what Oliver did to you, like, did you slap her?

Maybe a little. Oliver is a sad case, and you need to play your mom's sympathy

card. Yeah, you should.

I mean, yeah, I mean, okay, so, okay, after she's sucking my dick, then how do

I get the fucker then?

So, you just... You start to take off her clothes.

Okay. Her clothes are back on. Okay. And then you just bend her over nicely.

And then, you know, real easy, you just take your hard deck and just put the tip

on her pussy a little bit. Do I spit on it? Like, what if she's kind of driving

around? Yes, you spit on it. Okay.

You for sure spit on it.

Don't even say anything. You just do it and she's back to stop. So as long as I

don't say anything and just be quiet and just do it.

Okay. okay yeah cool just like that all right yeah i mean i think it'll be easy

for you if you have any problems you know you can come back over here yeah i

want clean well i'll give you more pointers every time yes you didn't need

any pointers yeah i've been doing tours and helping no you should do tours i

mean you should help out because i've been doing most of the work um

God, you're almost there.

Yeah, I'm pretty much done.

I mean, there's one more.

Uh-oh.

You better get that one.

Good job.

Make sure you do it really, really good.

And if you do, I'll put in a good word with your mom for you.

All right, cool.

Awesome. Yes.

Good work.

Almost there. Yes, yes, yes. Make sure those ants are touching.

No, the ants are not touching.

Good.

Yes. Oh, yeah. I mean, I mean, that pile is not, uh-uh.

Who did that pile?

It's not even, like. Where do you want me to put this then?

Well, wait. See that sheet right there? Yes. That one?

Refold that. Look how wrinkly it is. Oliver did this.

Oliver!

You have to redo anything that Oliver did. Just, you have to redo it. You have

to redo whatever Oliver did because that is, like, not, he doesn't know what he's

doing.

Obviously.

If you

stop fucking your mom, you might be more useful.

I've done, but

like you, there's a few of them that you didn't do right.

I don't need to be here.

What are you saying you don't need to be here? I don't need to be here. But we

want you here.

I mean... What? You don't like... Okay, nobody wants

to hold you here against your will. I'm just saying we want you here.

I like the way you're folding the towel.

Yeah, she's giving us her ride to the bowling alley. Do you remember?

Yes, think about it. Think about the prize.

No, I mean it's...

It seems like a lot of work just to be with a fucking girl. I could probably

take a bus. No more girls for you. I mean, I could still take the bus and get

to the bowling alley. I have to time it right because we'll leave like 30

minutes early.

Yeah. I just hate taking the bus because of that weird smelly guy that sits next

to me.

I don't know. I mean, doing all this just for a ride?

I mean,

she's

pretty hot.

Yeah. Yeah.

Imagine her. Imagine how it's all going to start. Imagine her coming in. And

then you're going to touch. Where are you going to touch her first?

Her neck.

On her boobs. Oh, her boobs. Oh, okay.

Come on. All guys like boobs, right?

Yes. I honestly think if you maybe just like do your chores.

really good throughout the whole week she probably wouldn't like she'd

probably want to do that with you wow maybe but like i mean she pays me though

like she pays you yeah so that's not right she'll get my own bowling ball no

joe i think you need to keep that a secret now i don't know what you're

paying yeah what the heck no i'm not paying you oliver i'm not doing any

choices

I think this is ridiculous. I mean, do you have any

more of this?

I'll meet you there.

I'll meet you there.

Bye. Bye, Joe.

Aw,

he is such a good friend.

I like him. Right?

Yeah. He was a big help today.

He was such a good help.

He got so much done, although I hope he makes it because I don't trust the bus.

Well, I'm just going to get a nice little walk and, yeah.

And I'll give him time to think about, you know, his mom. What you talked

about, yeah. Yeah, I hope he gets a fucker.

She doesn't even know I exist, really.

Well, you know, if you wear a nice outfit, you know what I'm talking about.

Yeah, I'm just trying to impress her.

Yeah, yeah.

I think you'll be fine, and you'll impress her, and then you'll come back

to me, and we'll fuck again.

Yeah, I was gonna say, I mean, you don't need to come down here, of course you

gotta love being inside it.

I'm so glad that we have this connection.

Yeah. And I guess you're right with, like, discipline and being respectful.

Yes. Yeah.

You're going to learn a lot. I really want you to hang out with Joe more often

so you can learn from him and just get things done.

Yeah, he seems to have a good head on his shoulders.

Yeah. And he loves cleaning, maybe. Yeah, he totally loves it. Maybe a

professional cleaner.

Yes!

over here, and you know, I think he liked watching us, so, yeah.

I think he liked watching, but I think also, like, he does like cleaning.

A little bit.

I think he learned some lessons from me today.

Yeah, definitely learned some lessons.

Um, oh my gosh, wait, when is Dad gonna be home?

I need to get back. I need to get back. Okay.

Sure.

Sure, son.

Whatever you want.

Oh yeah, he only needs pussy.

You know, Joe is really missing out because this would have been good for

him to see.

You know, for his mom.

So he knows what to do? Yeah!

I think he's going to be really nervous.

Well, probably, but he can work through that.

Yeah.

I don't understand why you make us fold these towels, like, specifically.

Because it looks better when we put them in the linen closet.

You know, where I put all the linens and the towels. Yeah. It just looks better.

I mean, they're just towels.

They're just towels. You are so OCD about stuff.

But I want it to look nice if we're going to have company. Like, I didn't

even know Joe was coming over today.

Was I supposed to tell you?

You don't have to tell me.

Okay. You don't have to.

But I'm just saying, when we have company, I want the house to look nice.

Okay. Yes. I can do that.

Yeah, I like it to look really beautiful.

Imagine walking into somebody's house and there's just stuff all over the

place. I mean, the kitchen was embarrassing.

Yeah, I guess I did put it off for a little while.

Yeah. I'm just being a little heavy.

You are such a bad boy sometimes.

But then you're such a good boy too.

Thanks, Mom.

You're being a good boy right now.

I appreciate it.

Well,

I'm so glad we got these towels done.

That one's a little messed up. You should fix that.

I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight if these are not done the way I

like them.

I'm going to be so stressed out.

And then, you know what happens when mom gets stressed out? You yell at me. I'm

going to yell at you, and then I'm going to come to the kitchen, and I'm going to

pour wine, and I'm going to put all over the floor and make you clean it up. Oh,

my gosh. You don't want this, because I don't think I can clean that.

All right. Joe will come back and do it.

Yeah.

Oh, good boy.

You probably messed up your hair.

That's okay, you can fix it.

Yeah, that's it.

Big help for mom.

Yeah.

I mean, some big shoes you've had to fill, right? Yeah.

Oh.

You know, if you're gonna still meet Joe at the bowling alley late- later you

think you're gonna you're gonna have to vacuum this floor first that's not gonna

happen mom you got it twisted that's not gonna happen we just did dishes we just

did laundry like now i think you're just finding stuff to do just one more thing

that's it it'll be the last thing i'm gonna have you do vacuum the floor it'll

be fun well part of vacuuming sounds fun to you It's just the sound.

The sound?

Imagine that it's like a waterfall, but it's just an annoying vacuum cleaner

sound. Imagine my dick's in it or something. It's blowing me.

Yes, it's sucking your dick.

Yes, you love that. You love having your dick sucked, and so you could just think

of that as your vacuum. I absolutely love my dick sucked.

I bet you want me to suck it again.

I do. You know me so well, actually. Oh my gosh.

We're really getting to know each other.

Yeah, because dad's never here.

Yeah, because he's a sex addict. He's probably out there, like, hooking up

with some random girl.

Oh, yes.

Yeah,

I was like, those titties. I was in your face.

Oh, yes. You earned it.

Oh, yes.

Subtraction.

Can't I just, like, can I just come and then you can take me, please?

All right, I'll tell you what.

If you come for me, and you give me a good facial, I'll take you.

I'll take you to the bowling alley. I don't have to do anything else.

No more chores.

At least for the rest of the night. If you come really good.

Okay. No more chores today.

Okay, yeah. Your own mom. Perfect.

Okay.

Yeah.

That's it. Make yourself feel good. We're good boys today.

Good boys with good friends.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's obvious.

Oh, perfect. Good for you.

Oh, yeah. Give me a step.

Oh, anyhow.

I miss you!

or what?

Yes, my lips, my pussy lips are hugging your cock.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, let's have you turn around for me. Yes, let me turn for you.

I just hate that, mom. Oh my gosh.

I like it when you call me mom.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

your face. That's what I want you to do. I want you to spray that all over my

face.

Oh yeah, I keep saying it. That's so hot. I want you to come all over my

face. I want you to make a big mess.

Yes, that's it. That's a good boy.

Yeah,

mom, I'm coming. That's a lot of cum.

That's a big load. I can feel it.

Put it back in. Put it back in. Yeah.

All right. You did good. Now let me grab my purse and I'll take you to the

bowling alley.

Yes!