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Good morning.

No.

Yes, though.

Please.

Bad morning?

No. Where did you go? Wait.

How is there so much hair?

I've never been this excited in my life. You gotta back up.

You gotta get out of here. I want an extreme close-up. Oh, God.

You got that down my throat. I smelled it.

What are you doing?

Oh, shit.

Thank you.

Hold on.

Oh, wait, I need a close-up on that. Don't show it!

This has got to go.

How did you let me grow this?

I like it. You should have made me stop.

No, it's nice.

I think it shows. It's more red. You see how gray that is? What is that?

Oh, God, shut up. I want to meet your family and look like a human being.

You do look like a human being. No, I don't. I feel like a homeless Sasquatch.

No, okay, stop.

I like it.

It's okay.

I don't know why you're being self-conscious out of nowhere about it.

My family will like you. It's okay. You know, you don't have to shave either.

I'm cool with that. I'm a little concerned that if you finally see my

face, it's gonna be the end.

Yeah, just move my toothbrush.

Alright.

I'm actually gonna use your toothbrush. Yeah!

Oh, that actually hurts. Oh.

Ah.

Ow.

Ashley!

Yeah? Come here.

You like it? I love it.

Show yourself.

It's a kiss about me and you. It's us together.

I love it.

I was wondering if you were up for it.

No, we're really behind.

We'll clean it.

Can I bring it with? I don't know what to do. Just go.

You ready?

Don't do that. I'll catch you though.

You dug into the muffins.

Why is half a muffin eaten?

No. What the hell is that? It came that way.

There's an obvious slice. Yeah. Half of this.

It was half off.

I opened... Opening the door. Yeah.

Hey, it worked on date one.

That's so stupid.

Oh, God.

It's harder than it looks.

What? Filming and... Being? Being.

Existing at the same time. Thanks for driving.

Yeah, don't...

Don't I always drive?

I'll let you pick the music first.

Really? Yeah.

Don't you really wanna?

Don't you really wanna?

Don't you really wanna?

Oh,

babes.

Sorry.

I blame... Blame the frog? Blame the little frog.

It's clearly his fault.

I'm back.

I should have locked you out again.

Why? Don't lock me out. That's funny.

Ooh, can we get some more, um... Music?

Yeah, yeah.

Wait, what's that artist again? You said Sean Talley?

No! I said his name is John Danforth. How do you not...

I've shown you him so many times.

Hey, you're supposed to stay sleeping.

I felt it. I must have felt it.

I'm in the middle of the road. Maybe I can't do both. Sorry, sorry.

Oh, wait, wait, no, no, no, wait.

Oh, my gosh.

This, sorry I scared you, but this is the bridge.

This is the bridge that I would always stop. Oh, my gosh.

Can we turn around, actually?

Where are you taking me?

It's not creepy.

My mom and my bro and I used to stop here on long road trips and just, you

know. Wow.

Want to see the spot?

Oh my God, you're so much faster.

Usually gates are to keep people out.

That limbo. That was perfect. And she's off.

Bye.

This is amazing.

This is exactly like my style. Your style?

Yeah. You grew up in this city. I know. You can't lie. But I wish I lived in the

country. This is my style.

I just love like rusted Midwestern, you know, falling apart, like farm

equipment. Me. You. Essentially. No, no, no. Like falling apart.

Rusted. Are you rusted?

You afraid? I'm going to just jump in.

I'll do it. No, I'm sorry, but you are a fraidy cat, so I'm not afraid that

you'll jump in.

I just want dynamic camera angles for our vacation movie here.

Yeah, wait, whoa, whoa, what is that?

A kick.

It's still weird.

It's still weird. Yeah, you'll get used to it. By the end of this movie, you'll

get used to it. And then you'll love it. And you'll be like, I'm so glad you shot

that movie. My name's Ashley.

I'm so glad you shot the movie.

Sorry, I just saw a fish. Are you getting distracted? I did. I just saw

ripples of a fish. I don't know.

Oh, see?

Are there, like, local legends?

Cryptids? No.

I feel like there's a cryptid that lives out here.

Sorry, I just get easily distracted. Like Bigfoot or Frogman?

What's something you've never told me?

I just... Yeah, just anything.

You don't have to think too hard. You know how people go to, like, rooftop

bars? Yeah. In the city?

I can hike, but I can't do the rooftop bar.

I don't know. So you're fine if you're, like, hundreds of feet in the air? Yeah.

But... 20 feet. If I worked to get there. If it was an elevator that got me

there, I don't trust it.

No, I mean, that kind of makes sense because you're in control versus not

being in control.

If you could change one thing about growing up, what would it be?

Honestly, being nicer.

I think it took me a long time to not be an asshole. And I think looking back, it

wasn't because I was mad at other people.

I was just unhappy with myself.

I just spent so much of my 20s kind of being lost and not knowing who I was and

trying different things and just failing and then beating myself up.

Like I had a t-shirt company and sold like 30 t-shirts and I wrote a kids book

and sold like 30 kids books. I think most of them to my mom. I guess every

failure in my 20s made me feel worse but it eventually got me to

to finding out who i really am and so looking back it's like i'm i'm glad i

did that i'm glad i failed and i'm glad i struggled and it's like right when i

finally figured out who i was and i embraced it i i found you and you

embraced it so

You have all sorts of secret spots around here?

Actually, I kind of do.

I want to, like, quit my job and move out here and go fishing off that bridge.

Right. I don't think you've ever fished before in your life. Not a chance. Not

once. Don't say that, then.

What?

What are you doing?

That car.

That's the same car that was behind us at the gas station.

That car? Yes. When you went in, I saw it in the... It's just a white car.

I don't even see anybody.

No, I absolutely think that was the same car from the gas station.

They're probably just on another road trip like we are.

You're a little too trusting, Steve.

Wait. It's weird.

This is... Jeez, don't go running into danger.

People don't stop here.

We did.

Hey, hey, stop, stop.

Be careful.

i can't see anyone in there i just want to sleep it's just a ton of clothes

someone is absolutely living out of that thing and i don't like it so let's just

okay yeah yeah

when

you were growing up did you all go to like

apple orchards like pumpkin patches like what was kind of like your fall

activities mostly just stayed at the house i mean i felt like yeah we had

everything we wanted there you know so we didn't go out too much i mean there's

a decent amount of you'll see yeah yeah it's pretty magic

i think i want to get lost in these woods yeah where even are we is this

part of arkansas or is this like just off the map wait is this it yeah yeah

right here this is it yes are you sure yes i'm sure i know it okay it's not

creepy this is ridiculous what is this this is to your house yes so

is this a street it's like or is this the driveway i mean we're we're the only

ones down here

No, no, no, you are not. Yeah, wait. No, I want to do both. You can't do both.

Are you good at it? Probably not.

But you're going to have to deal with my perspective here for a second.

It's like a gun. You just need to point and shoot. Oh, God. I don't like that.

You know how to shoot a gun, right?

Here.

Do I look at the camera? No, you look at the road.

So you grew up here. This is where you grew up.

Yeah, in the woods.

Is that like Snow White?

Oh, yep, hard turn. The birds, you know, do your hair, and the squirrels put your

clothes on. Steve.

The road.

Now what do you think of your woodland creature?

What don't I think?

Woodland creature girlfriend.

Is this the house?

Yeah.

This is your house.

This is where you grew up.

Here, careful. The pond's literally right there. Careful, careful, careful.

Okay.

We're here, we're here, we're here.

Wow,

you're looking great.

Please tell me about this pond.

Did this come with the house, or did you dig this out yourself?

Yeah, we got it with a coupon.

No, I mean, the pond was here, but that wasn't.

this guy oh the swing yeah oh careful careful there's like

minnows in there he won't survive yeah can i go fishing later i was going to

catch you dinner that's okay yeah yeah this is pretty cool to have growing up

my brother would like run all the way back and then he splashed an

attempt to flip what's an attempt like he just lands on his head is he all

right

Yes. Do you just sit on there? You should do that now. I'm like, no.

Fully clothed?

I mean, you could do it naked if you wanted.

I want to see the barn. Wait, come here. Come here, come here, come here, come

here. I've actually never seen a barn before in person.

Like, ever.

What actually goes on in a barn? Is that like where you store hay?

Yeah, where we put hay.

I want to go in there. I want to explore.

Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Where are you going?

How am I this out of shape?

Wait, wait, let me knock.

No, they're not home.

Wait, they're not home?

No, I thought I told you. They're coming Friday.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, did I get that wrong? Yeah, sorry.

I thought, maybe I didn't tell you. No, Friday.

Cool, cool, yeah.

More alone time.

Don't say it so creepy.

More alone time.

Oh my God, look at that kitchen.

Wait, so do I get the grand tour? Where does that go?

Ooh,

you have enough pillows?

Rude.

This is where I grew up.

Pretty cool.

this is actually my current bed oh can you imagine oh cute

little baby ashley so what do i have to do to get the full tour how much does

that cost a kiss all right paid in full

let's do it all right uh careful wait what yeah i

know my family always Just remodels all the damn time. So there's no railing.

Yeah, I noticed.

Yeah, you should have seen me.

I think it was a few years ago. I bifted down the stairs and my brother was like

cackling from his room.

Wait, what's going on over here?

Oh, no.

That's terrifying.

No, it's not.

Be nice to Sarah. Tell her you're sorry. Sarah, I'm sorry.

Don't touch her. She doesn't like you.

Something dark and evil is going to come out of her mouth. You and your brother.

Yeah. I mean, look at me holding him. I'm like the happiest camper on the

planet. Yeah, but, but, but that one though.

It's a perfect match. You got to smile.

Yeah.

Less teeth, less teeth.

I have big ass teeth. What am I supposed to do?

Put them away.

Oh gosh.

My mom likes company over, so.

And as a kid, this was my palette, if you can believe it.

This was, that's you?

Zebra girl? Were you the weird zebra girl at school? Instead of horse girl,

I'm zebra girl. I thought I was cool. I made like a fort in here at times. There

was always weird shit in there, okay?

I wasn't a cool kid.

What's this room? Brother's room.

Yeah. Ooh, he's into film shit too.

Yeah. And then this room. No, no, no.

Ah. We just, we don't go in that one.

But I was the cool kid in this way.

Ooh, this is why the boys liked you.

Okay. Come on, it's time, it's time. It's ridiculous.

We use it for storage.

Yeah, no, but what do you store? That's the exciting part. It's not that

exciting.

Storage! Yes!

What is that? What do you use this for?

We just put stuff here.

when you don't have anywhere else to put it. Hold on, I see something already.

Take it, take it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Steve, I said I don't want to be the

camera person.

Just for when I meet your mom.

Oh, no.

When in Rome. I think that's a little... That's a hard no for me. Yes.

And I'm going to go over here.

Steve, it's really tight back there.

I've heard that.

Oh, my... Gross.

I did not realize how...

Easily impressed, city people are.

Look at my storage barn. Wow.

Steve, not funny.

Steve, not funny. You know I'm jumpy. I don't like this.

Stupid.

Steve?

Were you a mascot? I want to wear this later. That was my brother's. Give it

back. Wait, I wanted to kiss it. No.

You put the Roman helmet on it. No.

Please, can I have him? You are not allowed in. Please. You're banned from

all barns.

This is so great already.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm good.

Wanna walk around?

Yeah.

Give me that hand.

Is it on?

Yeah, it is.

Okay. What are we doing?

Don't freak out.

I'm going to show you something that I think is really cool.

Okay. I trust you.

Where are you going?

What are you doing?

Well, that looks incredibly dangerous. No.

Come on. Oh, wait. I need your help.

Oh, God. I'm not as flexible. Turn this off for a second.

You weren't kidding.

This is magical.

It's pretty cool. Yeah.

When I was a kid and a teen and even when I was in college, I would sneak

out here and I felt like I could solve everything that was wrong if I sat out

here long enough.

Yeah. It was just a place to figure stuff out.

It's just quiet.

Yeah. No, that means so much to me that you brought me up here.

I've just been so nervous.

I don't know if you were picking that up.

But I know, I know. It's just when you met my family, it was

instant.

Everyone just warmed up to you. You just like blended right into the family.

And it was like you were always there.

And I think I'm just putting this pressure on myself.

You really don't have to worry.

Well, thanks. No, you don't have to worry. You're right. I'm still so

stoked.

It's going to be awesome. Are you?

Yeah. yeah

one

thing you should know like i think uh coming up here is i

i just wanted to tell you that um

yeah

i'm really excited for you to meet him yeah i just oh god

Thank you. No, thank you.

Seriously.

Oh my gosh, you're freezing. Are you freezing? I'm freezing, but you're worse

than me.

Come on, let's warm up.

Ooh,

it's good to have you back.

Come back, come back.

Look at it. Is it hot cocoa time?

Yes, it is. Careful, careful. Oh, jeez. I want to cheers with you.

Okay. Yeah, that's kind of hard to do while I'm filming.

Maybe you should enjoy the moment and not film for a second.

That serious face. That's serious, Ashley.

Done. I mean...

Ashley.

Ashley.

What?

I think someone's here.

What do you mean? No, I heard knocking.

No, Steve.

The house is old, so it makes noises and it doesn't... That's fine.

Is that your family?

No.

Should I go check? Yeah.

Fuck. Yeah.

Just stay behind me.

I'm not gonna go in front of you.

I don't see anyone

Okay, close it, close it, close it. Why are you bringing it inside?

What the hell?

Why did you bring it in?

I think we should open it.

I think you should open it.

It's a tape.

We should watch it.

What? Whoever left us this tape, they didn't break in.

It's not a dead animal, okay?

It's a tape. It's not going to hurt you.

We see what's on it.

And if this tape is fucked, yes, then we call the cops.

If it's fucked, we call the cops.

If it's fucked, we call the cops.

Is that you?

That's me.

How is that you?

I'm so, I'm so fucking confused.

Just stay here.

I'll be back.

What?

Hi.

Graham?

Yeah, hi.

What are you doing here?

Uh... That's a really good question.

So, um... Oh gosh, how do I, uh...

Hey, hey, hey, stop, stop, stop, stop. I know him. I know him. Wait, wait, wait.

Hi. Hi, I'm Graham.

And what I'm doing here is... I

followed you.

What? Which I know that sounds insane. I'm sorry. Why the fuck are you filming?

I... Sorry, this is... I think this is what kind of what we used to do. We

just... filmed everything i just dude it's been so so long i'm sorry this is

so weird i just i i i had the feeling all of a sudden that i wanted to to see

you and i thought maybe you'd be cool if it was a surprise and so i drove down to

austin uh and i looked you up so i i knew where you were but you guys timing

of it as i pulled up you guys were pulling away and so i was like i'm not

gonna lose them so i kept driving

And then you kept driving, and then here we are, and I didn't, the time just

never seemed right to say hi, and so I left.

The tape is a dumb idea, it's a stupid idea, but I just thought, I'm sorry, I'm

not like a, I'm sorry.

Are you kidding me? I don't know, I don't know.

What?

I don't know, I don't know why he's here.

Oh, but he's your friend?

Yeah, he was my friend.

He was your friend. Okay.

Well, he is my friend. I just, I haven't seen him forever. I don't know why.

Okay, okay, okay.

Bottom line,

you just tell him to go home, okay?

Okay.

Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that should be an obvious answer.

Yes, I will tell him to leave. I'll talk to him.

It's fine, right? No, please.

Deal with it.

Man, I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry for, like, all this. This is so weird. No,

no, no. I just, look.

I'm going to go. I wanted to see you, and it was the weirdest way. Hey, hey,

hey. It's fine.

I'm really happy to see you. Me too. And she has every right to be angry. It is

so late, okay? Yeah, I just don't know the roads around here. Is it okay if I

just sleep in my car and I'll take off in the morning?

It'll be like I wasn't even here.

And please tell her I'm sorry. What's her name?

Just stay in your car. Look, we'll talk about it in the morning, okay?

Okay. Yeah, totally.

No, it's great to see you, okay?

All right.

Have a good night.

Okay.

Good night, Steve.

Graham.

Hey, man.

How you doing?

You want to come snag some breakfast?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's great. What do you... Yeah, let me just... Will

you say that again?

Will you say what you said again?

It's cool with that film, right? Yeah, is it cool?

Maybe not this time.

Oh, sure.

Yeah, because you shoot a lot, right?

Yeah. Me too, man. Dude, I haven't stopped since... Me either.

That's so cool, dude.

I can't believe I'm here with you.

It's so fucking funny.

Oh, man.

And thanks for being cool about all the... I know it's weird.

I just...

I don't know. You know, you get into those situations that are hard to

explain, but I just thank you for understanding.

Yeah, don't worry about it. You could have called the cops.

No, don't worry about it, man.

There you go.

Thanks. Thank you.

This is great. Thank you very much.

You're a guest.

Well, oh, sorry.

Sorry.

It's all right. No, yeah. Just thank you so much, really.

It's just nice, really.

It's really nice to be here with you guys.

How'd you sleep?

Good. Yeah, really good.

Yeah, I mean, like, that car, like, I can just lean back to the seat, and it's

like, it's almost like a, it's like a 70-degree angle, and, like, I get pretty

good. I can sleep anywhere.

Is that on?

Is that on? No.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Like... Well, it's sitting, just kind of in a... Yeah, no, I just, sorry.

Like, he, I know what I said last night, but he asked me...

Like not tuned so I totally absolutely like if you if you're no, no, it's fine.

Do you mind if I check it though?

Check it if it's on sure Okay

Sorry No,

he's like yeah, I mean you can show me if

If it was on, you push this green button and it has this like... So now it's on.

And you see this opens up. Because if this was off, this closes and I can't

even... Okay.

Okay. Sorry.

But I totally get it because I said that I... Thank you, Steve.

For breakfast.

It's fine. I'm sorry.

No, you don't do anything.

I feel like I should talk to her, probably.

I can talk to her.

No, I'll talk to her.

It's fine. It's fine.

We'll be back.

What's going on? You alright?

I mean, yeah. It's just that he's, uh... I know he's your friend, but he's

fucking weird.

He's weird.

I know him.

I know you don't.

But I grew up with him, and we did everything together.

Everything.

He's, like, the nicest, sweetest, weirdest guy.

But he means well, and, like...

You're someone that's very important to me. He's very important to me, and I

know I haven't seen him in a while, but clearly he's here for me. I think he

wants to reconnect, and I want you to be part of that.

I think we reset.

It's a beautiful day.

Why don't we leave the house, go get fresh air, and... I will tell you right

now, this is really important to me.

And I don't want to minimize your friendship with him. I mean, I know you

care about him, so I'll go. And then afterwards, you do have to promise me

that you will explicitly tell him, like, hey, it's, you know, time to leave, bud.

I will tell him you need to go.

Okay? I promise.

I'm so excited. See?

I haven't been here forever. I told you.

You guys, it's really nice to be here with you. I'm gonna leave, okay?

I think this is gonna be good, man.

Yeah. Yeah, dude, come on. Thanks for letting me come.

You guys come out here a lot?

First time.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah, because you, oh, yeah.

I wonder if she used to come out. Ashley, did you used to come out here

all the time when you were a kid?

Yeah.

That's cool.

Oh, you found it. Yes.

Okay. Ready?

That's going to be perfect.

Oh, God.

Okay. And I'll let you guys take one after this. Okay. Yeah, no problem.

I just want to remember.

No, it's fine. Did you get it? Can you screen grab it from Matt then before

he... We can have one with you too if you'd like.

He can probably... Can you screen grab it? You want to do another one?

Is that what you're saying? Do you guys want one?

Go ahead.

Yeah. Hey, man.

This is like... Yeah, dude.

Yeah.

Bros.

Holy shit, there's vultures. Oh, my God.

They're like never here. Oh, wow. There's what?

Holy shit, are those vultures? Hey, hey, hey, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

Just, can you give us a moment?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so glad we did it. Does that mean there's like

dead animals and stuff around? Because that's what vultures, they're like

scavengers? I mean, you gotta eat, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I want to just be here, okay? Okay, yeah, yeah.

Oh, guys, there's more trail over here. Oh, my God.

If you just... Hey.

Um, do you mind if I just, I'm going to jump ahead a little bit on the hike. And

if you want to catch up, you can catch up. Okay.

That sounds good. Yeah. Yeah. We'll be right there.

Yeah. It's perfect.

Be safe. Hey, hey, uh, don't eat like, uh, do you know like what berries to eat

and not?

Okay. Just don't eat any just to be safe.

What's up? Just take it down a notch.

No, I'm not yeah No, no, no, no, no, it's cool.

Is that cool?

Let's just catch up. Is that fine?

Yeah, yeah, yeah Did I like no no no no,

it's like you really shouldn't eat berries that like you find what do you

been up to?

Like, I tried to find you on social media.

You're not there.

Yeah. I sent you a few texts over the years, but you never responded, so...

Yeah, I just... I don't know. I mean, like, I, you know, I would see what... I

saw what you're up to. I mean, I'm on social media. I just don't really do a

lot of posting or whatever. I just didn't want to bother you.

Seriously? It's just been a long time. And, like, this... I know this is, like,

the fucking weirdest way to do it, but, like, I just kind of... I did want to

see you. I just... You know me. I'm not, like... I'm not, like, good at...

that shit. You shouldn't feel that way.

I've known you longer than I've known anyone else.

So if anyone understood... You've got your own thing now, man.

This is cool.

She seems great.

She seems really great.

I can tell she really cares about you. She's kind of protective of you.

That sounds really good. I just never thought I was going to find the one.

You think she's that?

She's the one?

That's awesome.

Are you going to ask her to marry you?

her you're gonna marry her probably i that's cool i was just i was at kind of

a low point um yeah and i just didn't really feel much

hope for the future you know and then well i wish i had said something man no

it's like that's how i've been feeling like my isn't your you know you don't

have to try to no man no it's it's no dude like always like my is we're our is

our i've never told her this i just i was kind of at a dark spot and

like i looked into the future i just saw darkness um

what do you mean like this is after this is after college yeah this was a for a

few years like i just i don't know i didn't know what i was doing and just

trying to figure it out and

then I go to a bar and she's drinking by herself and it's like instant, you know,

I hate the cliche of like love at first sight and stuff, but I had bought her

some whiskey.

That's great. And that's great. I made her laugh. And before I knew it, I was

asking her out and now we're here, you know, and now you're here and it's like,

yeah. And now we're all back.

We're making movies again, man. We're making a movie like right now.

i can't like when i think about like who we were 20 years ago you know just teens

running around being idiots shooting stupid stuff and it's like it's like is

this gonna ever lead anywhere and and now it's like we're here yeah you're

here it's like yeah a meeting of two worlds and yeah i don't know man i'm

just like i'm like i'm pumped like love i just i mean wait wait hold on did you

find someone

or is that no i just mean like in general like just like because i mean

that's just hard to like it's hard to believe uh that any of that can happen

sometimes you know it can happen it will happen yeah i know that sounds cheesy

i'm not even worried about it for me though man i'm just glad you did it i'm

just glad that like because like i don't know man what's on your mind i like i

can i know it's weird but i can tell when when you got something on your mind

so

I just... You

good?

It's cool if you're not.

It's just good to see you, man.

It's just kind of... Can we give you a hug? Yeah.

It's good to see you. Yeah, dude.

Yeah, dude.

Oh, shit.

You hear her?

Uh, yeah, we should find her. I hope she's not screaming for help. No, no,

she's probably fine.

We stuck the, the graceful gazelle.

Shh, be very quiet. Okay, okay.

Ka-ka, ka-ka!

No!

Hey!

Oh,

we going up there?

Yeah, it's the best view.

Come on. Okay.

Um. Wait.

Hold up.

Ashley.

Shit, sorry.

You good?

You need any help?

Dude,

you know what? I feel like you guys go ahead.

You sure?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a little out of breath anyway, and I'm not good with

climbing, so you guys go ahead. All right, I'll see you guys later.

Is this what you had in mind?

It's worth it, I promise.

fuck wow that is worth it you

do it oh no hey we're here right

um i'm really happy that was a good suggestion actually

and i i talked to him and he's feeling great and you know i think

He's just happy to be here. Yeah, I was going to actually ask you, could you

talk to him tonight and just tell him, like, this is

kind of out of the blue, and next time you guys can maybe plan something.

This is kind of our thing, so if you could talk to him tonight.

Sure, yeah, no. Get that sold out.

Yeah, I'll talk to him. I'm not trying to be a dick, but, you know, you're

meeting my family pretty soon. Yeah, really, it's my fault. I should have

told him to leave earlier, so.

That's okay.

But yeah, no worth it. Yeah, do you want to worth it? Oh, that's that's terrible

Local couple

falls to their death on top of I don't know We

should get

out of here I saw a guy like there's a guy out there And he's, like, in the

woods, and it was... No,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like a fucking... Like a guy with, like, a

fucking mask on. It was, like, really weird. I mean, it was, like... It was,

like, slasher shit, kind of.

I'll show you.

I'll show... I got him on tape.

Whoa,

we should go. This is good. Let's get out of here.

What?

Dude. Show me. I fucking prom- what? Show me. Okay. Yeah, I'll fucking show

you. It's on the fucking- here.

Hey, dude. Hey.

Um, I, uh, wanted to show you something.

It's weird, but I'm in. No, no, here, hold- just hold this. Hold this.

I don't know how long it's been since you've seen- Oh my god!

Is this twisted content?

Oh my god!

How? I thought we sold all our merch. No, man. Well, I kept this one.

I wear it sometimes.

Dude. Yeah.

This is all. Oh, and that's not all?

Bam. We are sexy.

We are.

Has he heard this?

Dude, our high school band.

Are you in? He's so, so good.

She's never heard you sing? Fucking. We're doing it. This is going to be

great. You're going to love this.

So do you still play bass?

No, no, man.

Not in a long time. You were amazing.

Oh, dude.

All the girls were there for you.

Oh, shut up. You were the bass player.

No way. No way. Yeah, girls.

You wrote half that shit. Oh, that's not true. I remember Mr.

Carlson was always like, dude, you guys are fucking going somewhere. The metal

of the band at the high school? Yes, yes, yes. Just like, sir, do not use

those words. We're called exclusive content. But Mr. Carlson was a fan,

dude. He was like, you guys are going to hit the big time. Did he buy an album?

I think he did. I think he bought more than one.

I think I sold him a shirt. He bought a t-shirt? Yes! I didn't know that!

But you've been like to like some really cool shit, dude. Like you had like the,

uh, the t-shirt company, right? Yeah, yeah, the Dartees. Yeah, yeah. Wait, how

did you know about that?

I just, I was just, I saw it online, man. I bought a bunch of those shirts,

actually. You bought a bunch? They were awesome, yeah. Wait, you never told me.

well i mean yeah dude i mean like i'm not gonna be like hey this is me i just

i thought there were cool shirts and i wanted to support it's so cool that

you're still making movies you're a fucking filmmaker man i fucking love it

like you you're the reason that like i picked up a camera you know and like

that's what i'm saying and then like it's fucking inspiring truly man like

truly i i i don't know i question yeah yeah

are you a filmmaker

No, I mean not I mean like I want I like I said, I just kind of followed his lead

we made some stuff in like in phone school and I just Not not really but

like I kind of I sort of I would like to be so It was a s'more

This is Kind of like this is more like for me

What do you mean it's for you? Like, what are you doing with this footage?

No, I know, I know. It's just, like, I kind of just, I kind

of have trouble talking to people sometimes. And so

sometimes it's just easier.

I get really anxious in person, except with people that I know really well. And

so it's easier sometimes through a screen.

What do you do with the footage? What do you do with it?

Mostly nothing like like sometimes I'll just yeah that makes you feel any better

like mostly I'll sometimes I'll watch it like once or twice just to kind of like

But I mostly just delete it wait. So you just you just delete it. Yeah most of

the time. I just it's just about Wait, which is weird that is

fucking awesome.

You really that's like

artistic visionary oh i don't know dude no seriously it's like my shit you just

go and shoot it for you yeah it's really just about kind of capturing uh hey but

we can we can totally do you want us to like clean that i because you made this

like really nice uh this nice like dinner i can i can do how many dishes i

just feel bad because like you guys are helping you can do dishes yeah sure yeah

yeah yeah um

I shouldn't. Am I making it fucking... Are you sure, dude?

No, no. Dude, stay. Please, please stay. Stay another day.

You know what? I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick. Is there a bathroom

around? Yeah, yeah. Just head upstairs.

Cool, cool, cool.

I'll be there.

Thanks, dude.

Yeah. Come here.

Okay.

What? Just look.

Look. What?

What is that?

What?

You didn't do this, right?

What?

That wasn't you? No, of course not.

Oh,

gosh. It's like bones and stuff.

What is that shit? Where did that come from?

Was that here?

Ashley!

No, what?

When would I have done this? I don't know.

So much weird shit has been happening since he got here.

Oh, come on. Really? Oh, what?

What is the point of this? Get off my fucking... Dude.

Get off! What?

Dude, I did not do this. I, like, I know where to find a wicked hobby locker.

Would you go in there and tell her that you didn't do this?

Yeah, okay.

Hey, I know I'm probably like the last the last person you want to talk to

right now, but I Just I just want to say I'm sorry. Okay for like all this.

You're sorry Yes, I mean, I know that like everything and turn the fucking

camera off when you apologize Okay, I just want to say I'm

sorry I know that this is really weird and I know that Steve means a lot to you

You've never been weird.

Steve means a lot to me too. He means a lot to you too. Should I be worried?

No. What the fuck is going on?

I just, I just, he was really, he was like my only friend when I didn't have

anybody else. And so I get it. I can't talk to you. I can't fucking talk to

you.

I can't.

Are you okay?

Hey, hey, hey, hey. I can't get anything right. I can't get anything right.

What the fuck?

What did you say to him? I didn't.

I don't know.

Just don't fuck up. I swear.

What are you saying? What's going on, man?

A fucking mess.

Before I met you, I was just, I was nothing. I was just depressed.

I thought that meeting you,

That I could fix it, that I could make it better.

I wanted to make you happy and I fucked it up. I fucked it all up.

No one cares. No one cares.

I make shit and it doesn't matter. It doesn't... No one's gonna remember me.

No one's gonna fucking remember me. My whole life, it's pointless.

It's a fucking waste.

Dude, you're... You're like my hero, man. Like, truly.

No, no, like... You never told me any of this. I'm sorry that I didn't... I just

wish you would've fucking told me that you knew.

I feel you like this. I don't know why you didn't say anything.

I didn't want you to see me like this.

I thought you'd run away. I thought I'd scare you off.

I'm sorry.

Okay? I'm fucking sorry.

Fucking get that

I

Have to stop filming I Hey, I just want to ask are we okay?

Yeah, no great That nothing to do with you. Okay?

Okay, cuz um

Um, Graham has to leave.

I don't like how he's been making me act. I don't like it. And, um... You're

right.

You're right.

I... I haven't been listening to you.

You know, just follow through on what you said you would do. Just tell him

that it's time for him to go.

Okay? Yeah.

Because I feel like this... No, no, he's gone.

Okay?

Thank you.

It's time for bed, okay? Let's just be.

It's been a long day.

case, but now I just don't.

I don't.

Because I don't have...

Hey. Hey, dude.

Oh, all right.

Yeah, anything for bed?

Uh... Nope.

No. No, man, I'm good. Yeah, so... Um,

in the morning... I need you to leave.

Yeah, tell me.

You don't want to get this on tape. I think it might be good to have.

Will you say

that again?

I just want to get, like... Yeah.

Yeah, I need you to leave.

Yeah. Yeah, cool.

Cool. Yeah.

Yeah, no, I know.

I mean, like, yeah, it's been good, man.

But I should get out of here.

Well, good, good, yeah.

Well, hey, call me when you get back to Chicago.

Yeah, I will, man.

Great. Thanks, dude. Yeah.

Goodnight. Have a good night.

There it is.

Goodbye, Steve.

Hey, man. Hey, man.

I'm sorry.

I'm trying to get out of here, but my car is dead.

So, I don't know if you guys have, like, jumper cables or, like, some kind of...

Yeah, yeah, I think we probably do.

Hey, sorry, I'm sorry my car my car is dead. I was trying to trying to go but I

just need I can't Check the trunk or the barn, okay?

Yeah, okay cool.

It was really nice to meet you and I just feel like I'm making shit

hard for you. You know like I doubt wasn't my intention I wanted to come

back and sort of like It's fine. It's not about you, okay?

It's fine. I'm not mad at you, okay? Let's just... Why would you not be mad

at me? It's fine. It's fine.

Just... They're not in... Okay.

I just... Look, man, maybe... I'll get out of your hair and I'll just

fucking... I'll maybe... What's that?

I didn't buy these.

Oh, well, then she got them for you, dude.

No. Right? I mean, you said she came back to see your family. It's for her

mom or whatever.

I don't know. Why would she hide them? Why wouldn't... You said she grew up

here, right? Like, maybe she was going to see somebody?

So they're kind of like... No, she would never do that.

No, no, no, no, no. Fuck. I've already, like, messed up too much. Like, this is

not... Dude, dude.

I don't know what that is.

No, no, no. I don't even want her to know that I know.

Do you want me to ask her?

Fuck no. That's not a good idea. Dude, don't worry about fucking, they're just

flowers. They might be for you or they might be, I don't know.

I'm not trying to like start any shit here. Just talk to her about it.

You know? Yeah. But that's fucking weird, right?

Roses that she didn't tell you about? I don't know.

Jumper cables.

Yeah. Jumper cables. Yeah, yeah.

Did you know, like, where they would be?

I don't... Ouch.

I don't know barn, man.

What's up?

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. No, no, no, no, no. Like, this is...

This is all my fault, man. Like, we shouldn't... I... So we found the

flowers, whatever. That's what it is. I feel like... Whatever...

Tension you guys have going on. I just made it worse. I need to get... Hey!

Um... Uh, just... Nice meeting you, and, uh... Yeah, you too.

The Beatles should be back there.

Um, Steve, I just... I need some air, so I'll be back.

Safe travels.

Thanks.

Okay, wait, she's going.

Shit, dude, she's running the car.

Did she see us? No, no, no, no. Oh, fuck, she's got the flowers, dude.

I have to know, where is she going?

I don't know.

You want me to come with you? She's going to be so mad if I'm with you.

Okay. All right, all right, all right, all right.

Where is she going?

I don't... So you don't know what's back here? No.

I've never been here.

I lost her, man.

Did you see her?

Do you see her?

Yeah, I got her.

Fuck.

She's definitely in the graveyard.

There you go.

Dude, I don't know if I should be filming this.

Well... I don't know what this is.

I'll delete it.

Maybe she's going to tell you about it later. This is clearly a private moment.

I don't know. Then why are we filming?

Dude, that's so fucked up. Okay, do you want me to stop?

Do you want me to stop?

I'll stop.

No. Maybe it's a...

just a friend you know i don't know anything about her past well you're

you're figuring it out you just ask her you know i mean like but what do

we say i ask her why you're at a graveyard with roses she doesn't know

we're here well i'm leaving as soon as i can but i'm glad that

like we got to reconnect dude we should

I have to say something, right?

Well, I think you just ask her about it, man. I mean, it's not like... Yeah, but

it's not just the roses.

It's her family's not here, and she... Really?

Um... We just couldn't find the cables.

So you both just decided to sit on your ass.

Did you even think to check the garage, Steve?

She's so pissed.

It's a pretty good point to check the garage.

Well, I can't talk to her now.

Fuck.

Is she ever not pissed?

Yeah.

What's up? I think Graham took my wallet.

What? I can't find it anywhere. I've literally looked in the whole house. I

just... Hey, uh... Wait, hold on. What's going on? Hey, did you take her wallet?

No.

No, and I can prove it. Well, then you don't mind if we just check if it's in

your check, right? No, no, no. Why? No, no. Hey, Graham, just let me look.

Look you just you have to trust me. Okay, I didn't take it, but just please

please don't go through my stuff Wait

Graham

what the fuck is that?

My mom died.

What?

And that's why I came to find you.

And... It's her ass.

Um... Dude.

No, um... Dude, I didn't... No, man.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Fuck.

You didn't tell me. I didn't... Fuck, man.

Come here. Come here, dude.

I should

have told

you.

You could tell me anything.

I know.

Well, my mom died.

So, that's it.

Hey, I'm sorry. I didn't know.

Did you want to talk about it?

I need to show you something.

So, I shot this right before I came down and found you guys in the garage.

Yeah. Okay?

you filming ashley just keep watching

that's

her wallet in my bag wait so

you didn't take her wallet well she tried to make it look

like i did but then i grabbed it and took it out

And came down and found you guys in the garage.

And then all that happened. But that's not all.

Look at her driver's license.

All right.

Wait.

Who's Danica Herberts?

I think that's your girlfriend, man.

She's been using the fake name.

Is that her?

There's no one else in the house, right?

What is she doing?

What is happening?

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

What is she doing?

Is she there?

I don't see her.

Like at the barn?

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

What is she doing? She has a shovel.

Do you know what's back here?

Danica! Oh my god!

Bram?

That's your name, right? Danica, not Ashley? It says so on your driver's

license.

Yeah, my fake from college.

You didn't even check the date, did you?

Okay, you want to know?

What is that?

What the fuck is that?

It's stupid.

What? It's stupid. It's a time capsule.

And I felt really bad after today with your mom,

Graham. So I thought since I made you

share things that I should maybe open up a bit.

Okay. To try to, as like a gesture. I don't know.

Stupid. I was shitty.

No. To you.

I was.

But I, I've, I just, I've been making things weird for like days now. And

I,

it's okay. It's okay.

I'm sorry.

We fucked up. dude no this is this is this is this is all my fault

I'm sorry well

what now

I'd like

a drink so I'd like to toast hey

New start.

Clean slate.

Clean slate? Clean slate.

Cheers!

So let's open up a bit of my past, huh?

History box. Oh.

Okay, first of all, what the hell is that? Yeah, I know. That's a, that's a,

that's a, that is a, is it one of those, it's like a prom flower, like a mum?

Like a what? Like a mum? You've never heard of a mum?

my grandma made this so you know i don't know i don't i i did ask her if it was a

potholer and then she just started smacking me because uh is that what it's

for no grandma i'm sorry i don't know what this is a good memory there's a pom

-pom did you ever find out what it is is that why you buried it you guys be nice

this is adorable that's you yeah yeah and the pink Yeah, watch.

Wait, look at your arms. What is that pose? I don't know. I'm kind of doing it

now, actually.

She did ask for no judgment, and you went right to look at your arms.

Don't tell a lady that, right? I'm not going to say.

No, but seriously, I would like to. This is me and my bro.

My mom likes photos in black and white. What color was the hat? That is a heck

of a hat. That's like from the Audrey Hepburn collection.

Okay.

No, in a good way. She's great at hats.

She's great.

She's an all-time Mount Rushmore of hat wearers.

And this is me and my mom.

Yeah, right?

Maybe.

That's super cute.

Hey, is there anything that's worth anything in there?

Sometimes you can eBay stuff. No, I think that's pretty much it, guys. Just

keys. Ooh, mystery keys.

Key for mice.

Key to...

First car.

Is it your grandma's car?

Is it your grandma's first car? No, guys, no.

It was mine.

Cool. Nice.

Look at that angle.

Getting both of you in there.

Yeah.

There's that filmmaker.

Yeah, man.

Listen to her.

Oh my gosh.

Don't push it.

Sorry.

Got freaked out by your Sam Raimi move over there.

Are you ready? Are you ready to take power? Ready for what?

I don't want that. You don't want this one?

I want that.

Oh, so this red button, this big red button turns it on and off.

And, yeah.

That's about it. Now, unfortunately, you can't. You got it. This doesn't, like,

upload to TikTok immediately or anything.

No, wait, wait, you. Here, here. Oh, man. See, this I don't know how to deal

with. All you do is point.

Okay. Now, what do I do? Direct me.

Hey, that's your job.

Whoa.

Yeah, dance the rhythmic dance of your people.

There you go. We made a movie one time, and Steve was the monster. He just,

like, the... Was it, like, a fucking wolf man, or was it a... No, no, no,

dude. What was it?

I was a werebear.

A fucking werebear?

The movie was called Beware the Werebear. Yes, yes, yes. Beware the

Werebear. Beware the Werebear.

You're so good. Oh, is he a werebear? Is he a werebear?

Oh, my gosh.

That's great. That's great. Yeah, it was like... Thanks, Graham.

Yeah. How was he like?

What do you mean? In film school, how was he?

How was I like?

Yeah, how was he like? Oh, man.

Tell me all this secret.

Tell me all this secret. You were awesome.

He was so awesome.

I'm trying to be serious.

I'm trying to be serious.

I know what you're saying. Steve, honestly, yes.

What he tells me about the stories that he wants to make, I just believe.

He was the guy. He was the fucking guy who was always getting people together

to make stuff.

Once Steve went away, I didn't have any friends.

But that's not supposed to be a sad story about me. That's just to tell you

how much...

Of a fucking leader he was, man. Stop, stop.

No, man, you did, dude, it's fucking true. What's holding you back?

What's holding me back?

Do it!

I've heard your ideas. You had the spark and you inspired people, man. Do it. You

should do it, and you are doing it. But just keep going, man. Just do, like, do

your shit. Do the thing? Yes, dude. Do my shit? Yes.

Dude, make movies. I'll fucking help you. Look, man, that means a lot.

Yes, dude, of course. No one ever cared about anything.

Dude. And now my two fucking favorite people in the universe

are telling me I need to do something. Yes.

Finish the movie, man.

You should make a movie. Let's make a movie.

Let's make a movie.

Is it bedtime?

Is it nighttime? Is it sleepy time?

It's so dark where you're going.

She's going to shit.

She's going to shit, man.

This is the fucking best.

Yeah! This is the fucking best.

Love you, dude.

I love you, dude.

Oh, man. Love you, man. This is the fucking best.

I love you. We're going to make fucking movies.

And we're going to share pants.

We're going to share pants?

I guess everything worked out after all.

You were right.

It was all just going sideways.

And then we... I don't know.

Everything's great now.

Steve and I are back.

Closer than ever.

His girlfriend likes me.

I have friends.

Steve?

Steve?

Steve?

Dude, where are you?

Are you done?

Steve?

Steve?

Are you down here, dude?

Steve?

Uh... Steve?

Come on, man.

Steve!

The fuck is down here, dude?

Steve?

Oh, shit.

What the fuck is all this?

Steve!

Hey! Steve, where are you, man?

Oh!

Steve?

Wha... What are you doing, man?

Wait, that was you, man?

Steve, that was you in the woods? What are you doing?

Steve.

Come on, man. What is... Dude.

Come on.

Steve? Oh wow.

Steve, come on man.

what is this steve

uh

what happened all

right all right this is freaking me out

steve ashley

Fuck this.

Steve?

Hey, dude.

You're kind of freaking me out, man.

What's in your hand?

Steve?

No, dude. Come on, man. Come on. Steve?

Come on, man.

YO! YO! OH GOD!

What are you doing?

Ashley.

Did you put that there?

What?

Did you put that there?

No.

Why would you?

Well, did Graham?

No, he would never do that.

Don't touch my stuff.

Oh my god.

What?

And my mom.

Why is the door open?

I don't know, because... You sure it wasn't Graham that he was messing

around?

What?

What? Someone's in here with us. No.

What do you mean?

Oh, God, run!

Run! Go to the barn!

Get behind me! Get behind me!

Oh my god.

I don't want to do this anymore, man.

Hey, Graham, what the fuck, man?

You just ruined the shot. That's the end of the movie.

Look at her, man.

Look at her.

Hey, none of that was real.

It's just me and Graham, okay?

It's me, actually.

It's me. It's Graham.

go this far, okay?

But then, last night, at the bonfire, you both said, hey, go make your movie,

right?

So that's what I did. I wanted to come finish my movie. I just, your family's

coming tomorrow, and I was running out of time, so... They're not.

They're not coming.

They're dead, Steve.

I was driving to my college graduation, and my mom was in the passenger seat,

and my brother was behind him.

And then I ran the red light, and then...

They're not coming.

Why didn't you tell me?

Why didn't I tell you?

Do you know how hard that is?

Do you know how hard it is to be the person that ruined everything?

And then the rest of your life you just think, I will always ruin everything.

Steve, I was trying to take you here to be able to tell you.

I don't have anyone else but you.

Hey, Graham.

Yeah. Thanks for stopping.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

I want to go to bed.

Hey.

I'm really sorry about your family.

Yeah.

Hey.

Hey, man.

Graham, you should come visit sometime.

Sure. Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, where are you guys going now? I'll put the address into my phone.

I'm just joking. I'm just joking. Yeah, no, I'll come.

You drive safe.

Yeah. Okay?

Yeah.

See you.

See you, Ashley.

It was nice to meet you.

I want to delete the movie.

I lied to you, and it's not worth it, and I want to delete everything.

So, Graham?

Yeah?

Please, please delete everything.

Yeah, no, that's okay. Yeah, I mean, that's pretty much what I do anyway, so

yeah. Well, are you doing it right now?

This is not worth fucking up this.

Or this, okay?

No, no, no.

There's us in the car.

And then, um... At the bridge. And then, um...

What is it?

You!

Oh, yeah, I was probably in there.

She almost hit you with the shovel.

That's what you do for people you love, man.

How about you don't delete it? Because

what if it's... I mean, it's raw, right?

But it's us.

It's yours.

Okay, see that quick?

Like the footage?

No, the camera.

Oh, shit.

Shit. I don't know how to do this. You got it. Yeah, it's like... Yep. Oh,

Steve. Yeah, yeah. Come here.

Okay. There you go.

Get in, Graham.

We know you will.

So wait, if we're not gonna delete everything, how does it end?

Sexy! We are!

Axie!

Axie Evolution!

Is a Revolution!

That is the solution!

Axie Evolution!

Axie Domination!

Control the population! Live in the subjugation! Axie Domination!

We are!

Sexy!

We are Axie!

Stupid! We are Axie!

I've seen breath cutting like a sword

If

you could say anything

Please tell me what would it be You've

got it right on your side

Did you follow the tunnel light?

Tell me everything you know.

You never left, you couldn't go.

Through the halls and fireplaces, they kept your name,

Sadie Willow Day.

Are there others or just you?

Does it make you smile to know the truth?

Name emblazoned on this place From here your memory

won't fade It won't fade