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So, are you ready? Oh my gosh, yes!

Come on, let's go. Let's check it out.

Aren't you so excited, Mom? Oh, I'm so excited.

Stepson, I could not be more proud.

What do you think? I love it. It's perfect.

Perfect.

Excited to go to sea?

I am. I am.

Yes, so excited.

Yes. Oh, wow. Look at it.

It's just beautiful.

You know, Mom, I know your dream was to always travel around the world and...

I just wanted to make you happy and, you know, take care of you. You've worked so

hard your entire life for me.

And I thought what better way to do it than going on a three month long

vacation on a boat. Oh my gosh, really?

Yeah. For me?

Of course. Oh my gosh.

You're just the best son ever.

Look, why don't you take your hat off? Here, I'll take it for you.

Thank you.

Give me your bag.

Oh, just such a gentleman.

i can take your sunglasses oh okay there we go yep take a seat really yeah let's

see in the captain chair the captain's chair my captain how do i look you look

amazing moms so exciting oh

well now since you're the captain

yeah You just let me know whatever you need, and I'm here to help you with

whatever. Yeah? Okay?

Okay. Yes, anything you need at all, my captain.

I just, you know, I just really wanted to, you know, do what Dad couldn't, and

you deserve it.

Yes, well, I appreciate you.

Why don't you try and steer it?

Really? Yeah, really.

Like this?

hmm there's other ways oh yeah let's see hmm oh

okay like oh oh that's much better for sure isn't that way better don't even

need any hands look at that look at us turning oh yeah

oh my gosh i'm so proud of you so you could take us all around the world mom

oh yeah just like this yeah no hands i could hold a drink in both hands yeah

there you go double fisting oh yes well i don't know about that but oh here

such a wonderful day oh thank you son

it is it's a perfect day to relax

Oh my gosh, so you're really going to take me for a whole three months?

Yeah. Just the two of us?

Of course.

Oh, best son ever.

Yeah. Best son ever. I'm sure. Come here, Mom.

Okay.

Let's see.

It's a very comfy captain's chair.

Isn't it? Yes.

I really hope you got one of those hats because you deserve one of those hats.

You think I do? Oh, yes.

I think I brought one with me.

Really? Yeah. Maybe I'll let you wear it later. Oh.

It's so surprising every day that I raise such a perfect boy.

You think I'm perfect, Mom?

I don't think you're perfect, son.

You are perfect. I know you're perfect.

So is you, Mom.

Oh. Well, that's all that matters, isn't it? Your mother's opinion. Yep.

That's all that matters.

And your opinion. But, you know, our opinions.

So where exactly do you want to go, Mom?

Oh, I want to go everywhere. Everywhere we can go.

Which, being out on the open water, we can go wherever.

Yeah? Yes. Oh, yes. I think that the Keys

should maybe be one of the... Oh, no. We should stop in Mexico first.

You want to go to Mexico?

Yes. Didn't you have some crazy TJ stories?

Oh, yes. Back in the day.

Your mom used to be a partier.

Really? Yes.

TJ has some of the best tequila.

Yeah. Really?

Tastes just like water. Water?

Yeah.

I wonder why it tastes so different here.

But, yeah.

Your mom.

And good old TJ.

Where else have you been?

Oh, gosh.

I went to the Bahamas.

I went to the Bahamas once.

Oh, let's see. Where else? You know, I've never been to the Keys, even though

I have been to Florida. And I've been to Miami.

Mm-hmm. But I've never been to the Keys. You've been to Miami?

I have been to Miami.

Oh, you've went to a lot of wild places, Mom. Oh, yes.

Before I had you.

Before you came along.

Well, now you can have fun with me.

Oh,

yeah. Well, I've always had fun with you ever since you've come around.

And that's, I wouldn't want it any other way. That's the way I want it.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, how could I be so lucky?

I think I'm the lucky one, Mom. Having a mom like you.

Oh, my goodness.

Well, thank you, but I hate to do it, but I have to disagree with you on that

one. I think I'm luckier.

You think you're luckier? Yes.

I'm so lucky. Look, I have a son that got a boat just because he knew I wanted

to travel around the world.

Of course. I mean, how many sons do that for their mothers?

Not a lot. Not a lot, exactly.

Some don't appreciate their moms like they should.

Well, that's such a shame.

It really is because look at what they're missing out on.

Oh, my son, a boat captain.

It's going to be wonderful.

Yep, I'm the captain now, Mom. You are.

You are the captain. You've always been my little captain, but now you're the

captain that's going to take us around the world.

And it's just going to be so much fun.

And we'll experience new things together.

And we'll have such great bonding time.

I just can't wait. I can't believe it.

It's so beautiful out here.

It is so pretty out here, Mom. Peaceful.

Why don't you turn around and check out the steering wheel? Oh, yes. Let's do

that. Oh, there's so much to explore out here.

Just here on the boat where my son is the captain.

How's the view? It's just perfect.

Yeah, it's really perfect, Mom.

Yeah, it is. There's lots of mountains out here.

So smooth on the water.

It's just wonderful.

Yeah? Yeah.

it's very comfy for a boat too yeah you think so yes and the steering wheel is

that what you call this on a boat yeah it's still a steering wheel oh okay just

making sure oh you know so much more than i do about this stuff did you know

boats actually travel at knots they do yeah i did not know that yep

it's good to know

I suppose you would need to know where the boat travels at.

Oh, yeah. Knots.

Well, it's starting to pick up a little bit. Why don't we go inside before the

sun comes back out?

Oh, yes, but I do want to sunbathe, so I'm going to put on my bathing suit for

that. So, yeah, I'll go get changed.

Okay.

Oh, this is just so great.

Best sun ever.

Oh, hi, sweetie.

Would you mind putting this on for mommy?

Yeah, yeah. It's hot outside. I don't want to get a sunburn.

Yeah, that's fine. I wouldn't want you to get burned either.

Thank you. You are just the sweetest. I try.

I'm going to make sure and get all of it here so don't miss a spot.

Yeah, of course not, mom.

Yeah, perfect.

Rub it in real good.

yeah i like that yes very good it's very important to protect yourself

from the sun yeah i wouldn't want you to get burnt and you know like the

radiation it can cause like cancer and stuff oh my gosh i know it's so

dangerous but i'm glad you know that you're such a smart boy i try mom thank

you okay that's real good

I think we want to get to my bottom now.

You don't... I think you need maybe a little bit more.

You need... Okay, here.

You're the one looking, so you know best. Okay, more?

Yeah. Should I do more?

Yeah. Like that? Yeah.

Oh, good. Okay.

I'm glad I was able to do this for you, Mom. Aw.

Again, you're just so sweet. Me too. And I am so...

insanely proud of you with the boat and i know you know

your whole life i've been telling you that i want to go all the way around the

world and i didn't think it was going to happen but now you have a boat so we can

do it you're my mom i want to take care of you oh well that's just just

so honorable and sweet do you think that's uh

That's covering it all you didn't miss any spots.

No, okay Now depending

on what

places we go to we're gonna have to do this more and more because you know, the

Sun is stronger in different places around the world so

That's true. Yeah, so we're gonna have to make sure we have plenty of sunblock

on stock in your your boat It

is

so pretty out today So, how are you liking your boat I like it a lot

actually and you know, it makes me really happy about it makes you happy

and

You know, just spending time with you. I feel like we haven't gotten to do that

in a while.

We haven't. Oh, you're just the best son ever. I could not.

I could not ask for more from you than you already give.

I just am so thankful.

Did you? Oh, you missed a spot.

Oh, sorry, Mom.

There we go.

That's much better.

Okay.

Now.

I want to make sure you know exactly how much I appreciate you. So anything you

need at all, you feel free to just help yourself. Ask.

I will not say no. Okay. Really? Yes.

You're spoiling me. So of course I'm, I want to make sure that I spoil you

too. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh.

Well, we want to make sure that we get you covered in sunblock as well. I

appreciate it, Mom.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, just such a beautiful day.

Isn't it? Mm-hmm.

Such a perfect way to celebrate.

Yeah, it's going to be nice to get out on the water today and see where we go

next.

I'm thinking, like, the Keys or something.

What a great idea.

I've always wanted to go to the kids. Really?

Just one of many.

What about?

Well, how far do you think we could go?

So I think we travel at about 15 knots an hour. So with an eight.

We could probably cover about.

About 120.

120?

120 miles per day.

That's a lot.

So we could probably go around the coast.

Now, I don't want to spend a lot of time in the

Pacific. I would rather head over more to the Atlantic.

Yeah? Yeah, we can do that. We can start heading that way. It might take us about

a week, but...

I would like to spend all the time in the world I have with you, so that's

okay. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Ooh, maybe we could go to one of those party coves and meet friends.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, that could be fun. We could go party.

Mm.

But... Swim. Mm-hmm.

Let's spend some quality time alone together first and get used to, you

know, the boat and everything.

Yeah.

I mean, I am the captain of the boat. You are the captain. You're my captain.

I'm just so proud of you. I can't believe it.

Really? You work so hard.

I just want to make you happy, Mom.

I love it when you say that. I mean, we have this nice view.

This nice little kitchen.

Not really missing anything.

No.

And you know what?

I know that you're letting your mommy sleep in the big bed, but I don't want

you to sleep in the little bed, so maybe we could use it together.

Yeah, that would be fine.

I think it's big enough for the two of us.

I think so.

You could do like a little movie night tonight.

Mm-hmm.

You could lay your head on my chest.

That would be so comfortable.

Yeah, I would like that.

Oh, I'm so excited.

What else can we do?

We could go scuba diving.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

We could go swim with dolphins.

See the manatees.

I wanted to do that too.

You really are just the best son ever.

Go get little knickknacks for grandma.

Oh, she would just love that.

Then sometimes you could invite her too.

Yeah.

I bet she'd love to see her little captain in action.

Grandma always would put me in stupid little outfits, wouldn't she?

That's what gave you the idea.

Wearing that captain's hat.

Now you have a real one.

We should

go to Italy, too.

Italy? So you want to go to the...

To the Atlantic, then to Italy.

Well, all the way around the world, you know. Right.

We have all kinds of places we need to go all together.

We're like Amelia Earnhardt, but on a boat. Oh my gosh, that's so true.

I never thought of it that way.

And I don't think she had a captain as great as mine.

I think she was by herself most of the time. What a horrible thing to do.

I love my captain to keep me safe.

Well, I will always keep you safe, Mom.

I love you so much.

I love you too, Mom. You're the best.

How could I be so lucky?

You just want to work hard for us.

Yes, you're so successful now,

my son.

Well, now you can brag all about me on your social media pages.

I've already started.

You did?

So everyone, we're going to be all by ourselves on the sea.

The wide open sea.

I'm sure my cousins are going to be calling me soon.

Can I use your boat, Josh?

Can I come get a ride on it? They can work on their own boat.

They can make their own thing happen there. This is your boat. You'll only

ever say hi after family reunions.

They're just jealous.

They don't love their moms as much as you love me.

Nope.

It's just so beautiful.

It is super pretty out here. Are you planning on doing anything else to the

boat before we take off for good?

I might fill up the water, go and grab some food, but that's about it that I

can think about.

I did notice the shower is a great size too.

I wonder, do we have to conserve water on the boat?

Where does that come from? Maybe we should just shower together.

We can wash my back.

I can't walk forward.

Yeah, that wouldn't be an issue, Mom.

It's honestly pretty smart if we're going to be out at sea for a few weeks.

We want to be smart.

I'm so glad you're so smart.

I try, Mom.

You don't try, honey. You do it. I do it.

I see there's mountains all over the place.

Yeah. Maybe we should go explore them together.

But first, we should get used to the boat more.

Yeah.

I think I'm going to go maybe lay out some later.

Yeah, you're going to go lay out? Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's fine, Mom. I'll

probably make some snacks and stuff, and then I'll meet you out there.

Yes.

She's the sweetest son ever. Thank you. Of course. I really appreciate it.

And by the way, I have to be honest with you.

I didn't really like buy the boat outright. I mean, I did buy

it, but I just want to be honest because I don't want you to think I just like

got this by myself. But my boss bought a bigger boat.

So I ended up.

You know, kind of like buying slash financing this one off of them. I mean,

it's pretty much paid off now, but I just, I don't know. I don't want you to

think I just straight up, like, bought this boat outright.

Oh, honey, I don't care. I'm still just as proud of you.

Really, Mom? You mean that?

Mm-hmm.

Yes, and just to prove it, I'm willing to do, again, anything you want. Any

help you need.

That means a lot, Mom.

You're my captain.

But, um, I guess I can let you, you know, go out and sunbathe.

I'll get cleaned up in here and then make some snacks and bring them out.

Okay, son.

Sounds wonderful.

Okay. Can I see you out there? Yeah, I'll see you out there. Perfect.

You know you should have this life jacket on. Oh, well.

You're out here. What if you jump off? Put that on.

Okay, sweetheart.

I appreciate you caring about me and my safety, but it wasn't bathing.

I know. But now I'm done, I suppose. I can put it on. But I worry about you,

Mom. Let's see here.

Oh, you're just so sweet.

like this no you can have it open just so you just so you have it on okay

perfect okay you can do that just so i have something to grab on to yeah

exactly there now there's room for both of us this

oh my gosh i love it that's so great mountains

so pretty out here perfect day with my boy

Of course.

It's so pretty out. It is.

I can't wait to see the blue waters though.

I hear that there are some places in the world where you can see all the way down

to the bottom.

Oh yeah.

Isn't that great?

We should get some scuba deer here and find out.

It's so much fun, I hear. I've never done any of this before.

Where are some of the places we can go?

Definitely, I think, let's see. Ooh, what about the Mediterranean?

That would be fun. Do you think we could get there?

Yeah. I mean, well, you have a boat.

Oh, we'll have to be careful for pirates.

We'll have to keep an eye on that. I hear that they're real.

Pirates? Yeah.

But how exciting.

It's super exciting.

My boy.

He's making it.

Doing all sorts of wonderful things.

Taking care of his mama.

Worse. Anything for you, Mom.

I don't deserve it.

But, then again, I did work really hard so you could do whatever you wanted to

do. I'm just glad you chose to do this.

Oh, what a life we live.

Glad you get to enjoy the boat, Mom.

Mm-hmm.

I'm enjoying it so much.

Oh, I don't know if I ever want to leave it.

No? No.

I wonder, hmm, I wonder if this boat would be able to go up to, like,

Alaska.

Is there a lot of ice in the water there?

Yeah, it might be a little too cold for that.

Hmm, yeah.

We'll go to all the nice, warm places first. Yeah, let's do that. Yeah. Go to

Italy.

I can't wait oh I hear the people they're absolutely beautiful just as

beautiful as the views

Maybe you could meet some nice girl there, and we could take her with us.

Yeah? Mm-hmm. We'd have so much fun together.

Are you saying I need a girlfriend, Mom? No, I'm not saying that. A friend.

A friend.

A friend. You have your mommy.

You don't need a girlfriend.

What is she going to be able to help you with?

Nothing. Nothing.

A girlfriend could never be as helpful as a mommy.

That's true. Never.

Oh my goodness.

Oh, I was just so excited.

Oh, so wonderful.

Oh, and I'll have the best tan ever.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

We do have to make sure that we do use that sunblock most of the time, though.

Yeah.

We'll be so dark and exotic looking.

People will wonder where we live.

And they'll never guess because we live all over the world in the water. Yep. On

my son's boat.

I'm glad I make you so happy, Mom.

Oh, that's why I love you, son.

You do make me so happy. And you care to make me happy, which is important.

Some sons don't care at all. And they're not good sons.

the breeze is just perfect do you think so oh yes everything is everything is

so perfect it's not too hot out here or anything no it's not i'm sure there will

be some places we go that will be hot but we have inside so we have

inside the boat because you got a nice boat not one of those like Just fish

your boat. Yeah, I couldn't do that, Mom.

No, then you wouldn't be able to bring your mommy with you.

That wouldn't be any fun at all. Who would take care of you?

You need someone to cook for you and make sure all of everything you have

inside the boat is nice and clean.

Cook for me, Mom? Of course I will, son.

We want to make sure your belly is nice and full.

A hungry man is not a happy man.

Not at all.

No.

And you're going to need lots of energy to take us all over the world.

This is so wonderful.

It's so peaceful out here. I don't know who I would rather do this with.

No one. I would rather do it with no one but you.

Nobody but me, Mom? The world's most perfect son.

That makes me feel special.

Oh, you are special.

You promise?

Yes. You don't need anyone to make you feel special, but I will anyways.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Oh, my goodness. And working the boat and operating everything, it's going to

make you so strong.

You'll be a strong, happy boy.

You think so?

I just know so.

Just so quiet.

It is super quiet out here, isn't it, Mom? Yes, it is.

It's so wonderful.

I'm glad you're proud of me, Mom.

You've done so many wonderful things, but getting a boat so you can take your

mom around the world... Look,

that cloud up there, it looks like an animal.

Right? Isn't that funny?

Yeah.

We should play that game sometime.

You know, the one, you look at the clouds and you see what they look like,

and then whoever gets the best, most creative answer wins.

I'll let you win every time. You'll let me win, Mom?

Of course I will.

Why would I not?

That wouldn't make me a very good mom if I made you feel like a loser, would it?

No. No, not good at all.

You're my winner.

See a little snow on the mountains over there.

Maybe turn over and get a better view.

Oh, okay.

I can do that. Like this?

Yeah. Like looking this way?

Yeah, looking that way.

If you bend over a little bit more, you can get a little bit of a better view.

Better view?

Oh, yeah, way down here. You're right.

You can't see so much more.

Oh, my.

We're just all by ourselves out here.

Aren't we? I'm so surprised.

It's so beautiful.

It's our little secret, I guess.

happy right now and it's because of you i'm glad mom my wonderful boy i

wonder what's gonna happen if we run into a storm storm yeah oh we'll be okay

the boat's made for that that's good but some places we might go we might not be

very close to a dog so hmm i wonder yeah it's okay

We have the best luck in the world because I have the best son in the

world, and he will figure everything out for me. Yeah, I'll always make sure

we're safe, Mom. Mm-hmm.

Aw.

You're just such a wonderful, wonderful son.

I love how much you care about your mommy.

I care about you so much, Mom.

Birds out.

There are a lot of birds out here.

good memories right mom yeah now we can do it for my son's boat yeah now i get

to take you out on this oh we're gonna have so much fun it makes so many more

wonderful mother and son memories it's priceless

isn't it yes unlike this boat that you had to try very very very hard

work very hard to get

That's not priceless. That costs money, but my boy has it.

I wonder, what do you feel like having for lunch?

Lunch? Mm-hmm.

I think some turkey sandwiches with mayo would be pretty good. Turkey sandwiches

with mayo. Something simple.

Sounds perfect.

I'll get right on that as soon as we're done sunbathing.

Yeah? Mm-hmm.

Yeah. yeah i think the sun's only out for a couple more hours so might as well

enjoy it yeah we'll do that and then i'll make you some turkey sandwiches and

then we'll have our movie yeah i'll try that new

bed out i'm sure it's very comfortable you haven't tried it out yet mom no

no not with my boy

We'll get nice and cozy down there. Oh, yes, we will.

It's going to be wonderful.

The places we will go.

Greece would be fun. Oh, yes, Greece.

Greece is beautiful, I hear.

I've never seen it in person, but I hear they have really good food, too.

hmm we'll try it all together it will be so much fun

oh what a perfect day

have you ever been swimming in the ocean when the water

you can't touch it with your feet uh i haven't oh you should try that too just

on the beach oh yes but we'll have to be careful with sharks

I hear that in warmer waters, they're more active.

You think so?

Yes.

But I'll protect you. I'll protect you from the sharks.

You'll protect me, Mom? Yes, of course. I think I've watched too much Shark

Week. Well,

it'll be okay.

As long as we're together, it's just going to be wonderful.

I'm so excited. Thank you so much for doing this for me. Of course, Mom.

making my dreams come true just like a good son would I

think

we're surrounded by mountains we can't be though there's got to be an opening

but I do enjoy the privacy don't you? yes

if it's not too private your mother might have to sunbathe with a bikini on

and then i would have lines and lines are never attractive that's the nice

thing about open water mom it is it's so wonderful but you still have to like

watch out for big cruise ships and stuff right wouldn't that be funny wouldn't

want people peeping oh yeah i suppose

There's nothing wrong with it, though.

Maybe you can take the sunglasses off and get a better view.

Oh, that's a good idea. These lenses are quite dark. I'm sure they're blocking

out all sorts of things.

Probably. I'll put them right there.

And do you think that maybe I'm safe enough now to take this life jacket off?

Yeah.

Okay, okay. I'll keep it real close, though. I wouldn't want you to be

uncomfortable worrying about your mother.

See here.

Maybe you could look at me and talk to me for a couple minutes. Much better.

It's always a better view when you're in my view.

I wonder if we'll see any dolphins.

I've always wanted to go swimming with the dolphins.

Me too.

And the manatees.

Go snorkeling.

I wonder, are manatees in the deep ocean? Or would you have to be close to

the coast?

Probably closer to the coast.

They travel in herds. They're like little sea cows.

Well, if we're going to the Keys, I hear that there are some of them

near Tampa.

We can stop on the way.

The possibilities are just endless.

It's so

pretty.

It's super pretty out here.

Not as pretty as you though.

Do you hear that sun?

It's so quiet.

I love it.

I just thought of something.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

What's that?

We should go to Australia.

Australia? Mm-hmm.

We can go see some koalas. Mm-hmm.

What a great idea.

And ride some ATVs.

I hear koalas are high all the time.

Mm-hmm. Really? Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Didn't you know that? Those leaves are actually hot, but they're so

cute. Right?

Mm-hmm.

I wonder how long it should have been.

Yeah, me too, Mom.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Sure they have some good food over there, too.

Oh, my gosh. This is fresh.

They're so yummy.

There's nothing better than... Here, why don't you wear my hat, Mom?

Oh, really? The captain's hat?

Yeah.

How do I look?

You look so good, Mom.

I don't have a man head like you.

Looks good on you, though, Mom.

Oh, it's such an honor.

Thank you.

Thank you for being such a great son.

Perfect day so perfect Now

that you have a boat

You're the captain You'll get to run

this boat the way you want to of course. No one can tell you what to do You can

do whatever you want

Go anywhere I want.

Go anywhere.

With your mom.

Because you're such a good son.

So caring.

You take great care of me.

How did I do such a great job?

I guess I just love you so much.

Yeah? I love you so much too, Mom.

It's nice being out on the open water with you. Yes.

Good bonding time.

Yes. Wonderful bonding time. Perfect. I was just thinking, we should learn to

surf together.

Yeah, should we? Mm-hmm.

We can learn to do so many things together.

That would be perfect.

Mm-hmm.

Are you comfortable, son?

Yeah, I'm comfy.

Good.

I wouldn't want you to be uncomfortable on your own boat.

Of course not.

I'm really glad that we brought the sunblock.

Me too. We'd be so burnt right now. Yeah, even though there's an overcast.

Did you know that you could still get a sunburn when it's... When it hasn't

overcast the sky.

Can you really?

Yeah, I can.

People get tricked by it all the time because they don't have a good mom like

me to tell them.

Well, I'm glad you told me, Mom.

Son,

I'll always be here to take care of you.

I appreciate you.

Especially now.

We're going to travel the world together.

You're so sweet to me, Mom.

You're just so sweet to me.

You deserve the best mom in the world.

Do I really?

Yes, you do.

What would you do without me?

I really don't know. I don't know what I'd do without you either.

That would be so sad.

But luckily, we don't have to worry about it.

Wonder We should go we should go somewhere in Mexico

yeah, yes Have you ever been to Mexico no?

Back in the day I used to party and in TJ, but you did yes,

what's it like there?

Well I always thought it was missing something

Just couldn't put my finger on it. But now I know it was missing my boy.

Your boy?

Yes, my good son.

We'll have to go there again together. But I'm pretty sure there's some places

that have beautiful beaches there.

Maybe we could do Christmas there.

Oh, we can do Christmas anywhere we want.

I think that's a great idea.

Yeah? Mm-hmm.

We could...

We could do Christmas in Thailand.

Oh, can you turn around so I can see you, Mom? Oh, of course.

Like this?

Yeah, like that. Always been such a sweet boy.

I wonder what that is over there.

So much to explore.

So much to explore with you, Mom.

Oh, yes.

It's going to be so much fun.

All the world's beauty just for us.

Try new food, listen to new music.

Yeah.

Dance,

party.

And I'll be here the whole time to take care of you.

I just wouldn't want it any other way.

Living life to the fullest right here.

Feels so good to be here with you, mom.

Don't forget about those pirates though.

I won't. We'll have to keep an eye out.

Traveling all over.

Oh my gosh, I'm so excited.

You like the view?

I do.

I love it.

Thank you so much.

Thank you for bringing me. Of course.

For getting this boat you worked so hard for.

I'm just so proud.

I'm glad you're proud of me, Mom.

I'm going to tell everyone.

Actually, maybe not.

Maybe I won't tell anyone.

No? No.

Maybe something that's just for the two of us to enjoy.

People always like to get in your business.

Yeah, they do.

It might be better without all that.

For sure.

Just live in the moment with my wonderful, perfect, handsome

boy.

We can go fishing while we're out here too.

What a great idea.

You're just full of them.

Great idea.

I wonder what kind of fish are out here.

I don't know of very many fish.

Not in the sea.

There are flounders in the sea.

Flounders. Flounders?

Isn't that a sea fish?

Yeah, I think so. A sea fish.

Catch some grouper.

Oh.

For sure.

I don't know though.

I doubt you can control what type of fish you catch.

What kind of fish I catch?

What kind of fish anyone catches.

I like catching fish sticks.

Those are not in the ocean, silly.

Yeah, but I use the fish to make them.

Oh, that's true.

You like making fish sticks? Fish sticks are good.

I haven't had those in a long time.

I should make you some.

I didn't know you liked them so much.

Yeah, I missed when you would put them in the microwave for me.

Oh, yes.

I remember that, too.

Well, I can make you all the fish sticks you want, because you know what?

You're the captain now.

Dino fish nuggets.

Oh, yes.

They are good.

Pretty sure.

I don't know.

Are there any fish in the ocean that you can't catch and eat?

We might want to look into that. Because if there's not, my boy is not going to

get into any trouble.

I think angelfish.

They're poisonous.

They got barbs.

Oh, I didn't know that. You're so smart. And I was going to say sea urchins, but

I think people eat sea urchins.

Oh, they do?

Hmm.

I heard sea urchins stab you.

I don't want my boy to get stabbed. No, they're mean.

Same with stingrays. I hate those things.

No stingrays.

Yeah, they got rid of my favorite animal guy.

Aww.

Well, that's not very nice of them. Nope. So I have a grudge against them

now? Hmm. Me too.

I'll have a grudge against them with you. Yeah.

Fuck those stingrays.

Fuck them.

I don't like them much anyways.

But there's so many more wonderful things out there.

I doubt we'll even see a stupid stingray.

Yeah? Mm-hmm.

Maybe we should readjust a little bit, Mom?

Hmm.

Okay. Whatever makes you most comfortable.

Yeah, you can just, you know, walk me on your knees.

Okay.

It's okay.

It is very comfortable.

Yeah, oh look I can look right up and see you Yeah, this has been nice to

spend so much good quality time with you mom Yeah

Me

too

You hear that, Mom?

It's so peaceful and quiet out here.

Mm-hmm.

It is.

It's like with you. Mm-hmm.

I'm at peace.

Yeah,

me too, Mom. Me too.

This boat was a good decision for us.

Mm-hmm.

And do such a good job.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

So perfect.

Just perfect.

So perfect.

Mm-hmm.

Yes, it is.

Well, I'm glad we could lay out here for a bit. Maybe we can go in and make

some... Sandwiches! Yeah, sandwiches!

Sandwiches for my boy. Let's go.

Yeah? Okay.