Original subtitles

JULES VERNE WROTE MANY BOOKS.

HE WAS ABLE TO TRANSFER HIS SOARING IMAGINATION

TO PRINT.

HIS PREDICTIONS WERE BOLD.

WHAT HE WROTE WAS REGARDED AS FANTASTIC FICTION,

BUT MUCH OF IT HAS BECOME FACT--

FLYING MACHINES, SUBMARINES, TELEVISION, ROCKETS.

BUT NOT EVEN HIS IMAGINATION COULD SHRINK THE EARTH

TO THE POINT IT HAS NOW REACHED.

HE WROTE A BOOK CALLED FROM THE EARTH TO THE MOON.

AND IN PARIS, THAT AUTHENTIC GENIUS GEORGES MELIES

TURNED IT INTO A MOVIE, 35 MILLIMETER,

JUST AS YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT NOW.

IT WAS, OF COURSE, FANTASY.

BUT AS OF NOW, NO ONE HAS YET GONE TO THE MOON

TO SEE WHETHER MELIES WAS RIGHT.

HERE IS THE ACTUAL FILM AS MELIES' CAMERA RECORDED IT

AT THE TURN OF THE CENTURY.

I SUPPOSE THAT SINCE MAN BEGAN TO WALK UPRIGHT,

HE HAS BEEN INTERESTED IN SPACE AND SPEED.

HE HAS WONDERED INCREASINGLY

ABOUT THE PLANETS HE SEES IN THE SKY.

THE STRETCHING FINGERTIPS OF SCIENCE

HAVE MOVED HIM HIGHER AND FASTER

THAN MAN HAS EVER MOVED BEFORE.

ONE OF JULES VERNE'S CHARACTERS,

A FANATIC AND A DREAMER,

ARGUES FOR THE CONSTRUCTION OF A ROCKET TO THE MOON.

AFTER REASONED DISCOURSE, THE VENTURE IS LAUNCHED.

THIS IS THE FIRST PHOTOGRAPHIC DISSOLVE.

THIS IS A DO-IT-YOURSELF ROCKET.

[FANFARE]

[DRUM BOOMS]

ROCKETS HAVE CHANGED.

PHOTOGRAPHY HAS CHANGED.

COSTUMES HAVE CHANGED.

BUT SOME THINGS REMAIN UNCHANGED,

EVEN IN THE IMAGINATION OF VERNE AND MELIES.

JULES VERNE'S ROCKET RETURNS TO THE EARTH,

A MINOR PLANET,

WHERE FICTION LAGS BEHIND FACT.

10...9...

8...7...

6...5...

4...3...

2...1...

FIRE.

THERE IS, IN THIS POWER OF DESTRUCTION,

ALSO THE PROMISE OF HOPE,

A WORLD OF UNLIMITED POWER AND LIMITLESS HOPE.

MAN HAS DEVISED A METHOD

OF DESTROYING MOST OF HUMANITY

OR OF LIFTING IT UP

TO HIGH PLATEAUS OF PROSPERITY AND PROGRESS

NEVER DREAMED OF BY THE BOLDEST DREAMERS.

YOU ARE NOW LOOKING

AT THE RECEDING SHAPE OF THIS PLANET EARTH.

THIS IS HOW THE EARTH LOOKS

FROM A CAMERA IN THE ROCKET.

JULES VERNE WROTE A BOOK

ABOUT GOING AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS.

HE EVEN PREDICTED

IT COULD BE DONE IN 80 HOURS.

TODAY IT CAN BE DONE IN LESS THAN HALF THAT TIME.

BUT EACH JOURNEY MUST HAVE AN END.

SPEED IS GOOD ONLY WHEN WISDOM LEADS THE WAY.

THE END OF THIS JOURNEY,

WHETHER TO THE HIGH HORIZONS OF HOPE

OR THE DEPTHS OF DESTRUCTION,

WILL BE DETERMINED BY THE COLLECTIVE WISDOM

OF THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE ON THIS SHRINKING PLANET.

THERE WAS A TIME NOT SO LONG AGO

WHEN LEARNED MEN THOUGHT THAT WAS FLAT.

AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS IS THE JULES VERNE CLASSIC,

AND THE WORLD WAS ALREADY SHRINKING WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN.

THAT WAS IN 1872.

[BAND PLAYING RULE BRITANNIA]

MORNING PAPER. GET YOUR MORNING PAPER HERE.

ALL ABOUT THE BANK ROBBERY HERE.

GET YOUR MORNING PAPER.

PAPER, SIR? GET YOUR PAPER HERE.

ALL ABOUT THE BANK ROBBERY.

[BELLS CHIME]

GET YOUR MORNING PAPER.

HERE YOU ARE. PAPER, SIR?

GOOD MORNING, SIR.

GOOD MORNING, THORNDYKE.

YES, SIR? HINSHAW.

SOMEBODY'S BEEN TAMPERING WITH MY TELEGRAPH.

THE PAGES ARE ALL CRUSHED.

YES, SIR. ONE OF THE MEMBERS BORROWED IT

TO READ ABOUT THE ROBBERY.

YOU MEAN IT'S BEEN USED?

KINDLY REMOVE IT AND SEND OUT FOR A FRESH ONE.

AT ONCE, SIR.

I'M A PATIENT MAN,

BUT DON'T TRESPASS ON MY GOOD FEELINGS.

PSST! PILBEAM!

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

SOME FELLOW STOLE THAT CHAP'S PAPER.

THE DEVIL, YOU SAY!

WORD OF HONOR.

FIRST TIME IT'S HAPPENED HERE TO MY KNOWLEDGE

IN 45 YEARS.

THE CLUB'S GOING TO THE DOGS.

SOON ALL THE MEMBERS WILL BE TALKING TO EACH OTHER!

YES. IT'S THE THIN END OF THE WEDGE.

ALL DAFT.

ICE, ME LORD?

ICE?

CERTAINLY NOT.

WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A POLAR BEAR?

SORRY, SIR.

SEVERAL OF THE MEMBERS USE IT NOW AND THEN.

LEARNED IT FROM SOME YANKEE, I DARE SAY.

THOSE REDSKINS OVER THERE DRINK ANYTHING.

A DANGEROUS CUSTOM I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT, SIR.

A MAN MIGHT CATCH A NASTY CHILL ON HIS LIVER.

OR BREAK A TOOTH.

REMIND ME TO SPEAK TO THE HOUSE COMMITTEE ABOUT IT.

NO, BY GAD! I'LL WRITE A LETTER TO THE TIMES.

HINSHAW. I SAY, HINSHAW.

YES, MR. MOCKRIDGE?

MUST WE HAVE THAT CONFOUNDED ANIMAL

AROUND HERE STAMPING ITS FEET?

MIND THE HORSE!

THAT BLOKE IS BALMY!

A YANKEE, I'LL BET!

[BELL CLANGING]

THERE'S A SIGHT!

MOVE OVER, SIR!

MOVE OVER! MOVE THAT CONFOUNDED CONTRAPTION!

[SQUEAK]

[SQUEAK]

[SOBS]

WHEN FIRST PLACING YOU WITH MR. FOGG A FORTNIGHT AGO,

I WARNED YOU THAT HE WAS AN ECCENTRIC.

AN ECCENTRIC? THE MAN'S A TYRANT,

A COLD-HEARTED, IMPLACABLE FIEND!

MUST I REMIND YOU, FOSTER,

THAT YOU ARE SPEAKING OF A MEMBER OF THE REFORM CLUB?

I DON'T CARE IF HE'S A MEMBER

OF THE WORSHIPFUL COMPANY OF FISHMONGERS.

THE MAN'S MAD!

EXCESSIVE SANITY IS NOT A NECESSARY QUALIFICATION

FOR THAT PARTICULAR INSTITUTION.

BELIEVE ME, SIR, HE'S NOT HUMAN.

KNOW HOW MANY VALETS HE'S HAD IN THE LAST 5 MONTHS?

CERTAINLY. I'VE SUPPLIED HIM WITH 5 MYSELF.

HE TORTURED THEM WITH A REFINEMENT OF CRUELTY

WHICH WOULD HAVE PUT TORQUEMADA

AND THE ENTIRE SPANISH INQUISITION TO SHAME!

HE'S AS COLD AND METHODICAL

AS THOSE 2 WATCHES HE CARRIES WITH HIM.

COME, COME, FOSTER.

YOU ARE ABANDONING YOURSELF TO RHETORIC.

KINDLY REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE BEEN RIGOROUSLY TRAINED

AS A GENTLEMAN'S GENTLEMAN.

A GENTLEMAN'S GENTLEMAN IS ONE THING, SIR.

A WHIMPERING, CRINGING SLAVE...

IS ANOTHER.

FOSTER!

YOU ARE ALLOWING YOUR NATIVE IMPERTURBABILITY

TO BE SWEPT AWAY BY A SPATE OF MOUNTING HYSTERIA.

YOU REALLY MUST CALM DOWN.

I CAN'T HELP IT, SIR.

IF YOU KNEW HOW ARDENTLY I HAVE WORKED FOR MR. FOGG,

ENTHUSIASTICALLY CATERING TO HIS EVERY WHIM.

HIS BATH WATER HAD TO BE EXACTLY 1 FOOT, 3/4 INCHES.

NO LESS, NO MORE.

HIS MORNING TOAST HAD TO BE 83 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT.

NO MORE, NO LESS.

EXTRAORDINARY.

HOW DOES ONE TAKE THE TEMPERATURE OF TOAST?

INCIDENTALLY...

HAVE YOU FOUND OUT ANYTHING DEFINITE ABOUT HIM?

I MEAN...WHO HE IS? WHAT HE DOES?

NOT THE FAINTEST INDICATION. HAVE YOU?

ALAS, NO.

ALL I HAVE DISCOVERED IS ENTIRELY NEGATIVE.

HE IS NOT A PROFESSIONAL MAN OR IN TRADE.

HE HAS NO FAMILY CONNECTIONS OR BACKGROUND WORTH MENTIONING.

HE DOESN'T GO IN FOR HUNTING OR FISHING

OR...WENCHING. [CHUCKLES]

CANNOT IMAGINE HOW HE EVER GOT INTO THE REFORM CLUB!

PERHAPS YOUR UNCLE THE BISHOP

MIGHT INQUIRE FOR YOU, SIR.

HE IS A MEMBER, IS HE NOT?

ONE OF THE MOST DISTINGUISHED.

WE ARE A VERY ANCIENT FAMILY, YOU KNOW.

I WAS JUST RATHER CURIOUS

ABOUT OUR PRECIOUS MR. FOGG.

I SUPPOSE HE'LL BE HECTORING ME SOON

FOR SOMEONE TO FILL YOUR PLACE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION, FOSTER.

[RINGS BELL]

WE MUST PRAY FOR GUIDANCE.

YOU HAVE A NICE LITTLE POSITION

FOR A GENTLEMAN'S GENTLEMAN, SIR?

FOR YOU?

YES, SIR.

NEVER DOUBT FOR ONE INSTANT, FOSTER,

THE EFFICACY OF PRAYER!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

PASSEPARTOUT.

PASSEPARTOUT?

YES, SIR. I AM FROM A VERY ANCIENT FAMILY.

OBVIOUSLY.

YOU'VE LED A RATHER SPECKLED CAREER, I SEE.

PROFESSOR OF GYMNASTICS--

YES, SIR. WATCH.

NO DEMONSTRATIONS, PLEASE.

TRAPEZE ARTIST, FIREMAN, CHIMNEY SWEEP.

AMAZING. HOW DID YOU COME TO ENGLAND?

IN A CLOTHES BASKET, SIR.

I ESCAPED. FROM WHAT?

WOMEN, SIR.

A LADIES' MAN, HUH?

THERE ARE NO WOMEN IN THIS HOUSEHOLD.

NOW, MY CONDITIONS ARE STRICT.

MY TIMETABLE NEVER VARIES.

WHEN I SAY BREAKFAST AT 8:24,

I DO NOT MEAN AT 8:23 OR 8:25.

DO YOU HAVE A WATCH?

OH, YES, SIR.

IT'S PROBABLY WRONG.

[DING DONG]

HMM. VERY WELL.

SEE THAT YOU BEHAVE YOURSELF.

ANY TOMFOOLERY, AND OUT YOU GO.

COME ON, RALPH, DON'T BE SO SECRETIVE.

YOU'RE ONE OF THE GOVERNORS OF THE BANK.

YES. LET'S HAVE SOME LURID DETAILS.

NOTHING TO TELL. YOU'VE READ THE NEWSPAPERS.

THEY ALWAYS EXAGGERATE.

THE THIEF ACTUALLY STOLE £55,000?

HE DID, IN BRAND-NEW BANK NOTES.

FAIRLY LARGE DENOMINATIONS, £500 OR 1,000 EACH.

HOW DID YOU KNOW? WE DIDN'T DISCLOSE THAT.

I ASSUMED IT.

£55,000 OF SMALL CURRENCY WOULD REQUIRE A HANDCART.

THEREFORE, IT MUST HAVE BEEN COMPACT ENOUGH

TO STUFF INTO ONE'S POCKETS.

RIGHT. THE MAN'S AUDACITY IS STAGGERING.

IMAGINE SAUNTERING UP TO THE HEAD CASHIER'S TABLE

AND PILFERING THAT SUM FROM UNDER HIS NOSE.

CAN'T YOU HIDE FUNDS IN A BETTER PLACE

THAN A CASHIER'S NOSE?

YOUR PERSIFLAGE DOES NOT AMUSE.

THIS HAS BEEN AN UNEXPECTED BLOW.

UNEXPECTED? BANKERS MUST EXPECT ROBBERY

THE SAME WAY CHICKENS EXPECT HAWKS.

IT'S AN OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD.

MY LEAD, I BELIEVE.

WHAT WAS THE HEAD CASHIER DOING AT THE TIME?

WRITING A RECEIPT FOR THE 3-SHILLING DEPOSIT.

GO AHEAD AND JEER, GENTLEMEN.

WE SHALL LAY THE CULPRIT BY THE HEELS SOON ENOUGH.

WE'VE NOTIFIED DETECTIVES ALL OVER THE WORLD

AND ISSUED A DESCRIPTION THROUGHOUT EUROPE AND AMERICA.

HE WON'T GET VERY FAR.

I WOULDN'T UNDERESTIMATE HIM.

YOU'RE DEALING WITH AN EXCEPTIONAL PERSON.

REALLY? IN WHAT WAY?

ONLY A COOL AND LOGICAL INDIVIDUAL

COULD HAVE ENGINEERED SUCH AN EXPLOIT--

A GENTLEMAN WITH PRESENCE OF MIND.

YOU SEEM TO KNOW MORE THAN THE POLICE.

MERELY WHAT ONE MIGHT DEDUCE FROM THE FACTS.

I'D SAY THE ODDS WERE IN FAVOR OF THE THIEF.

IF HE'S SUCH A RESOURCEFUL CHAP,

HE'LL FIND PLENTY OF PLACES TO HIDE.

YES. THE WORLD'S A PRETTY LARGE AFFAIR.

IT WAS 100 YEARS AGO.

A MAN CAN GIRDLE THE GLOBE IN 3 MONTHS.

LESS THAN THAT. IN 80 DAYS.

A COMPLETE TURN AROUND THE WORLD

IN 80 DAYS?

JUST THAT.

NONSENSE.

FOGG MAY HAVE A POINT.

THE GREAT INDIAN PENINSULA RAILWAY

WAS OPENED ONLY A FORTNIGHT AGO.

THAT GREATLY SHORTENS THE TRIP.

I SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.

WHEN SCIENCE CONQUERS THE AIR,

THE GLOBE MAY BE CIRCLED IN 80 HOURS.

I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS MOMENT.

NOBODY CAN GO AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS.

I AGREE. EVEN WITH IDEAL CONNECTIONS,

THERE WOULD STILL BE TYPHOONS, SHIPWRECKS,

UNFORESEEN DELAYS.

I INCLUDE THE UNFORESEEN.

YOU'RE PRETTY GLIB, FOGG,

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO IT IN 80 DAYS.

YOU'RE CONVINCED THAT I COULD NOT?

SO MUCH SO

I'LL WAGER £5,000 THAT YOU CAN'T.

LET ME UNDERSTAND YOU CLEARLY.

ARE YOU FORMALLY CHALLENGING ME

TO UNDERTAKE A JOURNEY AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS?

I AM, SIR.

I'LL POST MY CHECK RIGHT HERE AND NOW.

VERY WELL, I ACCEPT.

I SAY, THIS IS ABSURD. JOKE'S GONE FAR ENOUGH.

AN ENGLISHMAN NEVER JOKES ABOUT A WAGER.

I HAVE ON DEPOSIT AT BARING'S BANK

THE SUM OF £20,000.

I'M WILLING TO WAGER ANY OR ALL OF IT

THAT I CAN COMPLETE A TOUR OF THE WORLD

IN 80 DAYS.

THAT IS TO SAY

IN 1,920 HOURS OR 115,200 MINUTES.

WOULD ANYONE BESIDES STUART CARE TO PARTICIPATE?

I'M NO GAMBLER,

BUT IF YOU MAKE FOOLHARDY BETS

THAT YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY WIN,

I'M FORCED TO TAKE YOU ON.

SO AM I. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

MY AFFILIATION WITH THE BANK OF ENGLAND

PRECLUDES MY BETTING,

BUT AS A MEMBER OF THIS CLUB, I MIGHT.

WE ALL ACCEPT?

YES. YES.

THE BOAT TRAIN FOR DOVER LEAVES LONDON BRIDGE STATION

AT 8:45 TONIGHT.

I WILL BE ON IT.

DON'T YOU NEED TIME TO MAKE PREPARATIONS?

NO. I'M QUITE READY NOW.

YOU ENGAGE TO BE BACK HERE IN LONDON

IN THE REFORM CLUB ON SATURDAY,

SEPTEMBER 21st AT 8:45 P.M.

NOW, GENTLEMEN,

CLUBS, I BELIEVE, ARE STILL TRUMPS.

SHALL WE FINISH THE GAME?

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

YES, PLEASE?

COME TO MY BEDROOM AT ONCE.

YES, SIR.

I CALLED YOU TWICE.

I CAME AS FAST AS POSSIBLE, SIR.

YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HOME YET, SIR.

MY USUAL ROUTINE IS BESIDE THE POINT.

WE LEAVE FOR THE CONTINENT IN 10 MINUTES.

MONSIEUR IS GOING TRAVELING?

YES. AROUND THE WORLD.

THEN YOU WILL NOT BE HERE FOR BREAKFAST.

AROUND THE WORLD?

EXACTLY.

NOW REASSEMBLE YOUR FACULTIES AND START PACKING.

SI, SEÑOR.

WHICH CLOTHES DOES MONSIEUR-- I MEAN, WHICH TRUNKS?

NONE. TAKE 2 SHIRTS AND 3 PAIRS OF HOSE

FOR EACH OF US.

I HAVE ONLY ONE SHIRT.

THEN TAKE THAT.

WE'LL BUY WHATEVER ELSE WE NEED EN ROUTE.

GIVE ME THAT RED BAG.

OPEN IT UP.

WE'LL NEED PLENTY OF MONEY.

WHATEVER YOU DO,

NEVER LET THIS OUT OF YOUR SIGHT.

YOU CAN TRUST ME.

I WILL CHERISH IT LIKE A WOMAN.

DON'T MAKE LOVE TO IT. JUST WATCH IT.

EXCUSE ME, SIR. MY COUSIN.

MADEMOISELLE.

EXCUSE ME, SIR. IT'S NOT MY COUSIN.

OH!

THOMAS COOK AND SON.

THOMAS COOK.

COOK.

COOK.

AH, COOOOK.

MERCI MILLE FOIS, MONSIEUR, ET BON VOYAGE.

MES HOMAGES, MADAME.

YOU PURCHASE THE TICKETS. I'LL BE BACK IN A MOMENT.

ALL RIGHT, SIR.

ENTREZ.

NOW, MONSIEUR, TRAIN TO MARSEILLES,

STEAMER TO BOMBAY VIA SUEZ, ACROSS INDIA BY TRAIN,

AND STEAMER AGAIN TO HONG KONG.

ONLY ONE DRAWBACK.

WITH THIS ROUTE, YOU MISS BALI AND THE WOMEN.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

BUT NO, WOMEN OF BALI CANNOT BE DESCRIBED.

PLEASE TRY.

OH, NO, NO, MONSIEUR. WORDS WOULD FAIL ME.

IN ANY CASE, IN YOKOHAMA,

YOU WILL ENCOUNTER THE GEISHA GIRLS,

AND THOSE, MONSIEUR, ARE NOT TO BE SNEEZED AT.

I SHALL REMEMBER. IN YOKOHAMA,

I MUST NOT SNEEZE AT GEISHA GIRLS.

THEN BETWEEN SAN FRANCISCO AND NEW YORK,

YOU WILL DISCOVER INDIAN MAIDENS GALORE--

STATUESQUE, BARBARIC CREATURES.

AH, MONSIEUR,

WHAT A CRIME YOU HAVE ONLY 80 DAYS.

HOWEVER, FIRST THINGS FIRST.

HERE ARE YOUR TICKETS TO MARSEILLES.

CANCEL THOSE TICKETS. WE CANNOT GO BY TRAIN.

HAS SOMETHING HAPPENED?

AN AVALANCHE HAS SEALED THE MONTFORT TUNNEL,

AND NOTHING CAN GET THROUGH FOR A WEEK.

THEN THE ROADS ARE BLOCKED, TOO.

HOW CAN WE GO ON?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I REFUSE TO BE DAUNTED YET.

THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY. THERE HAS TO BE.

BUT AFTER ALL, WE ARE NOT BIRDS.

WE CANNOT FLY ACROSS THE MOUNTAINS.

THAT, MONSIEUR, IS NOT UNFEASIBLE,

FANTASTIC AS IT SEEMS.

ISN'T SHE LOVELY?

I HAVE MADE 63 ASCENTS, GENTLEMEN,

TO AN ELEVATION OVER 1,000 METERS.

I'VE FLOWN THROUGH THE SKIES

AT A SPEED SURPASSING THAT OF AN EAGLE.

ARE YOU QUITE SURE THIS IS NOT GALLIC BRAGGADOCIO?

MONSIEUR, YOU ARE NOW ADDRESSING

THE SECOND MOST CELEBRATED BALLOONIST IN EUROPE.

AND WHO IS THE FIRST?

HE IS NOT AVAILABLE. BURIED LAST TUESDAY.

TELL ME, IS THIS APPARATUS OF YOURS FOR LEASE?

IF I OPERATE IT, YES.

IF YOU DO, IT'S ONLY FOR SALE.

PASSEPARTOUT, THE BAG.

YES, SIR.

WE PURCHASE YOUR BALLOON, SIR.

THANK YOU, SIR.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

PASSEPARTOUT!

PASSEPARTOUT!

NOW, IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE.

WE EMPTY OUT SOME SAND...

AND WE GO UP.

THEN WE PULL THIS,

AND WITH ANY LUCK, WE COME DOWN.

I IMAGINE WE'VE RELEASED SOME GAS

FROM THE TOP OF THE BALLOON.

GAS! MR. FOGG...

I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE GAS IN MY ROOM.

NO MATTER.

IT WILL CONTINUE TO BURN AT YOUR EXPENSE.

WELL, GENTLEMEN,

I THINK THIS CALLS FOR A RESTRAINED CELEBRATION.

GUESS WHAT'S BECOME OF THE INTREPID MR. FOGG.

WHAT?

HE'S DRIFTING OVER THE ALPS IN A BALLOON.

A BALLOON?

WHAT'S HE DOING IN ONE OF THOSE?

DON'T ASK ME, BUT IT'S HERE IN THIS PAPER.

HE NEVER MENTIONED THE WORD BALLOON.

NOT VERY SPORTING, IS IT?

RATHER SLY, IF YOU ASK ME.

I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT IT OF OLD FOGG.

DON'T KNOW. SEEMS QUITE RESOURCEFUL TO ME--

ENGLISH INGENUITY, NEVER SAY DIE.

DOES IT MENTION

OVER WHICH ALPS HE'S DRIFTING?

NO. I ASSUMED THEY WERE THE ONES IN SWITZERLAND.

COULD BE THE MARITIME ALPS

IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE.

IN WHICH CASE FOGG'S AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.

WE STAND TO LOSE £20,000.

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT CELEBRATING, STUART?

IF NOBODY WANTS THIS NEWSPAPER, I'LL PUT IT ON THE TABLE.

THE SOUTHERN PERIMETER OF FRANCE.

OFTEN AND WITH JUSTIFICATION

REFERRED TO IN THE GUIDEBOOKS

AS THE AZURE COAST.

THE MOMENT IS PROPITIOUS FOR OUR DESCENT.

YES, SIR.

THE GAS VALVE'S STUCK, I THINK.

CAN YOU GET UP THERE?

I'LL TRY IT, MASTER.

THESE PEOPLE ARE SPEAKING

SOME BIZARRE FOREIGN TONGUE.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THEM?

YES, MASTER.

ASK HOW FAR WE ARE FROM MARSEILLES

AND WHAT CONVEYANCE THEY HAVE FOR US.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

WHY AREN'T THEY SPEAKING FRENCH?

BECAUSE WE ARE IN SPAIN, MASTER.

SPAIN?

YES, SIR.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

IT'S A LONG TRIP TO MARSEILLES.

BY SEA, IN A FAST BOAT, 10 HOURS.

WHERE WOULD WE PROCURE SUCH A BOAT?

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

THERE IS ONE VESSEL HERE--

THE BOAT OF ABDUL ACHMED OF TANGIERS.

WHERE WOULD WE FIND THIS WORTHY?

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

HE SLEEPS BY DAY.

AT NIGHT, HE'S IN THE CAVE OF THE SEVEN WINDS.

[SINGING IN SPANISH]

[SINGING IN SPANISH]

YOU THINK THAT'S THE MAN WE'RE LOOKING FOR?

I THINK SO, MASTER.

EXCUSE ME, MASTER.

GOOD EVENING, SIR.

IT IS FORBIDDEN TO APPROACH HIS AUGUST PERSONAGE.

PERHAPS YOU WOULD TRANSMIT A MESSAGE.

I'D LIKE TO ENGAGE HIS YACHT

FOR A QUICK TRIP TO MARSEILLES.

I'LL PAY WHATEVER HE ASKS.

THE SHIP IS YOURS, SIR.

GO WHERE YOU WISH WITHOUT CHARGE.

HOWEVER, MY MASTER IS AN AFICIONADO OF THE BULLFIGHT.

HE VISITS HERE TO SEE THE FESTIVAL OF THE BULLS.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

HE WAS MOST INTERESTED

IN YOUR SERVANT'S DISPLAY OF CAPEWORK.

HE WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE

TOMORROW AT THE BULLFIGHT.

HE WANTS HIM TO ENTER THE RING?

THAT WILL BE A MASSACRE!

PLEASE, MASTER. I'M NOT AFRAID.

LET ME TRY.

iTORO!

Crowd: OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

[CROWD CHEERS]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

DON'T PUSH ME.

IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN A REAL BULL.

I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT.

LOOK AT THE HORNS.

IT NOT MY SIZE.

TRY BE NICE TO ME.

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

MOO! MOO!

MMM!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

GRRR!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

GRRR!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

OLE!

MY SHIP IS YOURS.

IF YOU LEAVE NOW, YOU WILL ARRIVE

IN MARSEILLES IN 10 HOURS.

THE ODDS ARE 30 TO 1, GENTLEMEN.

£50 HE DOESN'T.

WHAT WAS THAT, MR. VERMILYEA?

I SAID £50 HE DOESN'T.

AND 150 HE DOES.

WHY DELUDE OURSELVES?

EVEN IF THE ODDS DO GO DOWN,

WE KNOW FOGG GOT FROM MARSEILLES TO BRINDISI

IN TIME TO CATCH THE MONGOLIA.

AH, BIT SUPPOSE HE DOESN'T GET TO SUEZ IN TIME?

HIS WHOLE ITINERARY'S THROWN OUT OF SCHEDULE.

HE CAN'T GET TO CALCUTTA

IN TIME FOR HIS CONNECTION.

OUR MONEY'S AS SAFE AS IF IT WERE

IN THE BANK OF ENGLAND.

OH, SORRY.

A BULLETIN, GENTLEMEN, A LATE BULLETIN.

MR. PHILEAS FOGG HAS ARRIVED AT SUEZ!

[SHOUTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE]

[SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE]

NAME, SIR?

PASSEPARTOUT.

THANK YOU.

HERE! JUST A MINUTE.

WHERE'S THE GENTLEMAN WHO OWNS THIS PASSPORT,

THIS MR. PHILEAS FOGG?

MY MASTER IS STAYING ON BOARD.

HE'LL HAVE TO REPORT IN PERSON

TO THE BRITISH CONSULATE

TO ESTABLISH HIS IDENTITY.

IS THAT NECESSARY?

MANDATORY.

IT'S MANDATORY. THIS IS DIFFERENT, SIR.

MR. FOGG IS AT LUNCH NOW,

BUT I WILL GIVE HIM YOUR MESSAGE.

HELLO THERE.

GOING SIGHTSEEING? PERHAPS I CAN HELP.

I HAVE TO BUY SOME CLOTHING FOR MR. FOGG.

THERE'S AN EXCELLENT PLACE NEARBY.

MONSIEUR IS VERY KIND.

MY MASTER AND I CAME AWAY WITHOUT OUR CLOTHES.

THEN I TAKE IT YOU LEFT LONDON HASTILY?

45 MINUTES AFTER HE TOLD ME,

WE ARE OFF AROUND THE WORLD.

AROUND THE WORLD?

YES, IN 80 DAYS.

HE SAYS IT'S A WAGER,

BUT CONFIDENTIALLY BETWEEN YOU AND ME,

I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF IT.

SOMETHING ELSE IN THE WIND, EH?

I UNDERSTAND HE GAVE THE OFFICERS OF THE MONGOLIA

A BONUS TO GET THE SHIP HERE AHEAD OF TIME.

YES, SIR.

HE MUST BE A VERY RICH MAN.

YOU CAN'T IMAGINE HOW MUCH MONEY WE CARRY,

ALL IN BRAND-NEW BANK NOTES.

YOU CAN TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM.

NO DOUBT YOU'VE BEEN WITH MR. FOGG FOR YEARS.

NO, SIR. ON THE CONTRARY.

I ENTERED HIS SERVICE THE DAY WE LEFT LONDON.

INDEED.

SO HE TURNED UP, DID HE?

YES, AND I MUST SAY HE GAVE EVERY INDICATION

OF BEING A THOROUGHLY HONEST FELLOW.

OR A VERY SHREWD ARTICLE.

HERE'S THE ROBBER'S DESCRIPTION

I RECEIVED FROM LONDON.

YES. IT TALLIES EXACTLY.

WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE TO DO?

NOTIFY LONDON TO SEND A WARRANT TO BOMBAY

AND ARREST HIM THE MOMENT HE SETS FOOT ON BRITISH SOIL.

VERY ENTERPRISING OF YOU, FIX.

AN NICE OCEAN VOYAGE

AT THE EXPENSE OF SCOTLAND YARD?

I BEG YOUR PARDON, SIR.

I SEE MY DUTY, AND I DO IT.

THANK YOU, SIR.

I BEG PARDON, GENTLEMEN.

WE'RE EXPECTING RATHER HOT WEATHER TOMORROW,

SO I'VE ARRANGED THE MENU ACCORDINGLY--

"COLD BREAST OF CHICKEN, POTTED MEATS AND BRAWN,

CURRIED LAMB AND RICE."

HA! CAPITAL!

CURRY'S THE ONLY DISH FOR A CHAP IN THIS CLIMATE.

PURIFIES THE BLOOD, TONES UP THE SYSTEM.

MY LUNCHEON WILL REMAIN THE SAME.

YES, SIR, BUT ALL THAT FOOD ON A HOT DAY?

MY THURSDAY MIDDAY MEAL HAS ALWAYS BEEN

AND WILL ALWAYS BE HOT SOUP,

FRIED SOLE, ROAST BEEF AND YORKSHIRE PUDDING,

BAKED POTATOES, SUET PUDDING, AND TREACLE.

YOUR DEAL, BISHOP.

WELL, WE MEET AGAIN.

FEELING THE HEAT A BIT, ARE YOU?

HOW ABOUT A LEMON SQUASH OR A BEER?

IS GOOD.

STEWARD!

BRING 2 LEMON SQUASHES.

GREAT STROKE OF LUCK

WE HAPPEN TO BE ON THE SAME SHIP.

AND BOTH GOING TO BOMBAY.

OH, YES. A STRANGE COINCIDENCE.

HAVE YOU MADE THIS TRIP BEFORE?

OH, YES, OFTEN.

I'M ONE OF THE AGENTS FOR THE STEAMSHIP COMPANY.

OH, YOU KNOW INDIA WELL.

MY DEAR FELLOW, I DOUBT IF THERE ARE 5 MEN

WHO KNOW IT AS I DO.

THE MOSQUES, THE MINARETS,

THE ELEPHANTS, THE SNAKES.

WHAT ABOUT THE...

THE WOMEN?

HA HA, YES.

THE WOMEN.

SUPERB.

IN WHAT WAY SUPERB?

GODDESSES. RAVISHING.

BUT, UH, LISTEN.

THIS TOUR OF YOUR MASTER'S,

WHAT DO YOU THINK HIS REAL PURPOSE IS?

PERHAPS IT'S ONLY A SECRET DIPLOMATIC MISSION.

I REALLY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT.

DON'T CHANGE THE CONVERSATION.

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE INDIAN WOMEN.

WELL, NOW, LET ME SEE.

WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME?

I WILL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.

BOMBAY BY DAWN TOMORROW, MR. FOGG.

2 DAYS AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.

THAT'S A NEW RECORD FOR THE RUN.

A REMARKABLE ACHIEVEMENT, CAPTAIN,

AND ONE THAT DESERVES ADEQUATE RECOGNITION.

MY COMPLIMENTS TO YOU...

THANK YOU.

AND TO THE CHIEF ENGINEER. AS ARRANGED.

HERE'S THE LIST OF THE GEAR WE'LL NEED

ON OUR JOURNEY ACROSS CALCUTTA.

I'LL DEAL WITH PASSPORTS AND TICKETS.

THE TRAIN LEAVES AT 4:00.

WE'LL MEET AT THE RAILWAY STATION.

OUI, MONSIEUR.

[SHOUTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

MOOO!

INFIDEL! HOW DARE YOU! THAT'S A SACRED ANIMAL!

WE'VE NO WARRANT FOR THIS FELLOW'S ARREST!

IT'S HIGHLY IRREGULAR, DASH IT ALL!

BUT HE'S THE CULPRIT, I SWEAR TO YOU.

WAIT. I HAVE AN IDEA.

YOU ISSUE THE ORDER FOR HIS ARREST.

WHAT? I COULDN'T DO A THING LIKE THAT!

NOT EVEN FOR A REWARD OF £2,000?

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I'D BE WILLING TO DIVIDE IT.

£1,000?

NO, MR. FIX.

THE MATTER INVOLVES LONDON.

ONLY THE LONDON OFFICE CAN LEGALLY DELIVER WARRANTS.

ONCE FOGG'S OUTSIDE BRITISH JURISDICTION,

I'LL NEVER GET HIM.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

GOOD HEAVENS! 4:00. IT'S TEA TIME.

YES, I KNOW, BUT THIS IS A CRISIS!

CRISIS OR NO,

NOTHING SHOULD INTERFERE WITH TEA.

DEVIL TAKE THE MAN.

WHERE COULD HE BE?

CHASING SOME WOMAN, I SUPPOSE.

THESE FOREIGNERS, YOU KNOW.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

COME ON, MAN! COME ON!

COME ON, MAN!

COME ON!

THANK YOU, MASTER.

THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER FIDDLE-FADDLE.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

YES, FOGG,

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN ONE COULD SCARCELY TRAVEL

IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY WITHOUT ENCOUNTERING CORPSES.

THOSE INFAMOUS STRANGLERS.

WHAT DID YOU SAY THE NAME OF THAT SECT WAS?

THUGGEE.

THUGGEE?

UH-HUH. INDIVIDUAL MEMBERS ARE KNOWN AS THUGS.

THEY WORSHIP KALI, THE GODDESS OF DEATH.

THEY SLAY WITHOUT DISCRIMINATION--

ANY AGE, SEX, COLOR.

HOW DID YOU FINALLY MANAGE TO STAMP THEM OUT?

OH, WE DIDN'T. NOT ENTIRELY.

OUR CONSTABULARY DIMINISHED THE NUMBER OF MURDERS,

BUT WE'RE FORCED TO RECOGNIZE THUGGEES STILL EXIST.

EVERY FEW MONTHS WE COME ACROSS

A FEW OF THE WRETCHES OF THEIR GHASTLY RITES.

[TRAIN BRAKES]

STRANGE WE SHOULD STOP HEREABOUTS.

TIMETABLE MAKES NO MENTION

OF A STATION IN THIS VICINITY.

I HAVE NO IDEA.

I HAVEN'T BEEN ON THIS LINE

SINCE THEY ANNOUNCED ITS COMPLETION.

HMM.

EXCUSE ME, SIR. WHAT IS THE DIFFICULTY?

DIFFICULTY? NONE WHATEVER.

THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE.

END OF THE LINE?

THERE'S STILL 50 MILES OF TRACK TO BE LAID

BETWEEN HERE AND ALLAHABAD.

BUT THE LONDON NEWSPAPERS

ANNOUNCED THE OPENING OF THIS RAILWAY THROUGHOUT.

IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE DAILY TELEGRAPH.

NEVER HAVE READ THAT IN THE TIMES.

BUT YOU SELL TICKETS FROM BOMBAY TO CALCUTTA!

THAT'S FRAUD, SIR!

I SHALL REPORT THIS TO THE VICEROY!

THE NOTICE IN OUR BOMBAY STATION

IS QUITE CLEARLY POSTED.

"PASSENGERS MUST PROVIDE THEIR OWN TRANSPORTATION

BETWEEN KHOLBY AND ALLAHABAD."

THROUGH THE BUSH?

I'M SORRY IF THIS INCONVENIENCES.

IT DOES, INDEED.

I AM REJOINING MY BRIGADE.

MY FRIEND STANDS TO LOSE

A CONSIDERABLE SUM OF MONEY.

NO, NOT AT ALL. I MADE PROVISION

FOR PRECISELY THAT SORT OF EVENTUALITY.

YOU COULDN'T HAVE FORESEEN THIS.

NO, BUT I EXPECTED SOME SUCH OBSTACLE.

I GAINED 2 DAYS WHILE CROSSING THE ARABIAN SEA.

NOW, A STEAMER LEAVES CALCUTTA

AT NOON ON THE 25th FOR HONG KONG.

WE MUST FIND SOME CONVEYANCE TO ALLAHABAD.

NOTHING GETS THROUGH THAT JUNGLE BUT AN OX CART.

HMM. WHAT ABOUT AN ELEPHANT?

WELL, I DO KNOW OF ONE,

BUT I DOUBT IF THE OWNER WOULD PART WITH HER.

SHE SLEEPS IN THE HOUSE WITH THE FAMILY--A PET.

£1,000 FOR AN ELEPHANT-- IT'S OUTRAGEOUS!

YOU'VE BEEN DIBBLED.

UNDOUBTEDLY, BUT IT'S NOT OFTEN

ONE NEEDS AN ELEPHANT IN A HURRY.

[GROWLING]

WHAT IS THAT?

A ROYAL BENGAL TIGER. THEY RARELY ATTACK AN ELEPHANT.

[BIRDS SQUAWKING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

WHAT THE DEUCE ARE YOU DOING?

QUIET, SIR.

IS BAD.

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S A RELIGIOUS PROCESSION OF SOME SORT.

RATHER STICKY IF THEY SPOT US.

HMM. I THINK WE HAD BETTER LOOK INTO THIS.

SHH!

KALI--THE GODDESS OF LOVE AND DEATH.

PLEASE! IF THEY HEAR OUR VOICES,

WE WILL BE SLAIN.

HMM...SUTTEE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

A VOLUNTARY HUMAN SACRIFICE--

THE LADY YOU'VE JUST SEEN'S TO BE BURNED

ON HER HUSBAND'S FUNERAL PYRE.

SCOUNDRELS.

THAT UNFORTUNATE WOMAN WILL BE BURNED ALIVE?

OH, SHE'S QUITE RESIGNED TO IT.

IT'S A MATTER OF RELIGIOUS BELIEF.

THIS AREA'S NOT UNDER BRITISH JURISDICTION.

THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.

FORGIVE ME, BUT THE LADY IS BEING FORCED.

EVERYONE KNOWS OF THIS AFFAIR.

HER HUSBAND WAS A RAJAH AND VERY INFLUENTIAL.

THE CUSTOM IS THAT SHE MUST DIE WITH HIM.

WHERE WILL THIS WRETCHED MURDER OCCUR?

THE PAGODA OF PILLAJI-- 2 MILES FROM HERE.

WHAT IF WE DECIDED TO SAVE HER?

YOU CAN'T INTERFERE WITH NATIVE AFFAIRS.

WHY NOT?

IT ISN'T DONE!

MY MASTER DOES THINGS OTHER PEOPLE DO NOT.

CAN YOU RESCUE AOUDA, SIR?

IS THAT THE LADY'S NAME?

YES, SAHIB. AOUDA. VERY FINE PERSON.

VERY BEAUTIFUL.

SHE WAS EDUCATED IN ENGLAND.

THAT DECIDES IT.

GENERAL, WE PLACE OURSELVES UNDER YOUR COMMAND.

RIGHT. NOW, OUR FIRST STEP IS TO RECONNOITER.

NOW, UH...FOLLOW ME.

[MUSIC PLAYS]

DEVILISH! THERE ARE GUARDS ALL ABOUT THE TEMPLE.

I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND AN OPENING.

AND THE PRINCESS?

INSIDE. SURROUNDED BY ARMED MEN.

WHAT COURSE WOULD YOU SUGGEST?

SIMPLE--OUTFLANK THE BEGGARS.

NOW, HERE'S THE TEMPLE.

NOW, HERE.

MM-HMM.

HERE'S THE FUNERAL PYRE.

WE CREATE A DISTRACTIONARY ACTION HERE,

START A SORTIE HERE.

GENERAL, I HAVE A PLAN.

PLEASE!

THEN WE INFILTRATE THE GUARDS FROM THE REAR.

EXCELLENT.

EXACTLY. ONLY ONE PROBLEM.

THIS PLAN CAN'T POSSIBLY WORK WITH LESS THAN 75 MEN.

SO SPEAKING AS A STRATEGIST,

I SHOULD SAY OUR POSITION HERE IS UNTENABLE.

WHATEVER THE ODDS,

I'M DETERMINED TO ABSTRACT THAT WOMAN,

EVEN THOUGH WE'RE ONLY FOUR.

PASSEPARTOUT-- PASSEPARTOUT!

WELL, NOW WHERE THE DEVIL IS HE?

PA--

AAH! AAH! AAH!

[SHOUTING]

HURRY UP! COME ON!

OH, GENTLEMEN, YOU HAVE RESCUED ME!

THIS IS NO TIME TO DEMONSTRATE YOUR GRATITUDE.

ALLOW ME TO HELP YOU.

"SPEECHLESS AT THE VIOLATION OF A NATIVE TEMPLE

"AND THE ABDUCTION OF AN INDIAN PRINCESS

"BY MR. PHILEAS FOGG,

THE AUTHORITIES HAVE ARRESTED HIM."

AN INDIAN PRINCESS! LUCKY DOG!

AN ABSOLUTE SCANDAL, ACCORDING TO THIS.

THE WHOLE PENINSULA'S UP IN ARMS.

WONDER WHAT SHE'S LIKE. HANDSOME, I'LL BE BOUND.

ALWAYS THOUGHT OLD FOGG HAD A TWINKLE IN HIS EYE.

BARGING ABOUT A NATIVE TEMPLE IS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER.

BUT FOGG POSTED BAIL

AND CAUGHT THE NEXT SHIP.

I THINK OUR COLLEAGUE'S CLEVERER THAN WE SUPPOSED.

A DEVIOUS TYPE, I'D RATHER SAY.

IF HE'S ON THE S.S. RANGOON,

HE MUST BE HALFWAY TO HONG KONG BY NOW.

SOMEWHERE HERE.

UH. UH. UH.

SO I DID THE ONLY DECENT THING A MAN COULD DO.

YES, I FINESSED MY QUEEN OF HEARTS

AND FORCED FINCH-TATTERSALL TO SACRIFICE HIS ACE.

IT WAS A TENSE MOMENT, I CAN ASSURE YOU.

I WISH YOU HAD SEEN LORD DUDLEY'S EXPRESSION.

POOR FELLOW WENT DEAD WHITE!

BIT CLEAN THROUGH HIS PIPE STEM.

BUT I'M AFRAID I'VE BORED YOU.

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT, MR. FOGG?

I DON'T THINK IN MY ENTIRE LIFE--

THAT'S THE MOST ENTHRALLING STORY

I'VE EVER HEARD.

YOU REALLY MEAN THAT? I'M MOST PLEASED.

IT'S SO PERSONAL AND YET DRAMATIC.

THAT'S EXACTLY THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT IT!

I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SO KEEN ABOUT WHIST.

I ADORE IT. THERE IS A PRECISION ABOUT IT.

I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED MEN WHO ARE PRECISE,

WHO HAVE A SENSE OF ORDER AND DISCIPLINE.

FANCY THAT.

I SIMPLY CANNOT ABIDE A MAN WHO ISN'T PUNCTUAL.

IT'S EXTRAORDINARY HOW WELL YOU PUT IT.

WE HAVE SO LITTLE TIME IN OUR BRIEF MORTAL SPAN.

OH, MY DEAR PRINCESS,

I REALLY MUST ASK YOUR FORGIVENESS.

WHATEVER FOR?

I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO OFFER MY CONDOLENCES

UPON YOUR BEREAVEMENT.

WHAT?

TO EXTEND MY SYMPATHY FOR YOUR ANGUISH

AT THIS TIME OF GRIEF.

BUT I DON'T FEEL ANY GRIEF, MR. FOGG.

NONE AT ALL?

YOU SEE, I WAS A WIFE IN NAME ONLY.

I MET THE LATE RAJAH EXACTLY ONCE, AT THE AGE OF 7,

BEFORE MY PARENTS SENT ME TO ENGLAND FOR MY EDUCATION.

YOU NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN?

NEVER.

WOULD YOU CARE TO HEAR ABOUT THE TIME

I DREW A FLUSH HAND IN DIAMONDS?

IF YOU'D CARE TO CONFIDE IN ME.

IS MR. FOGG ALWAYS SO PROPER, HAUGHTY, AND FORMAL?

BELIEVE ME, MADAME, I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM

EXCEPT THAT HE LIVES BY THIS.

HAVE THERE BEEN ANY WOMEN IN HIS LIFE?

I ASSUME HE MUST HAVE A MOTHER,

BUT I AM NOT CERTAIN.

PERHAPS HE HAS SOME SECRET SORROW,

SOME LOVE WHO JILTED HIM.

HE HAS ONLY ONE LOVE, MADAME--

CARDS, WHIST.

HE THINKS OF NOTHING BUT WHIST

MORNING, NOON, AND NIGHT.

OH, VERY INTERESTING.

HE'S A COOL ARTICLE, MR. TALLY.

A VERY UNPREDICTABLE COVE.

JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE CORNERED HIM,

HE GIVES YOU THE SLIP.

GOT YOU PUZZLED, HAS HE?

YES, HE HAS.

LOOK AT THIS HEATHEN YOUNG WOMAN,

THIS MRS. AOUDA.

I KNOW MY MAN,

AND SHE DON'T FIT INTO THE PATTERN.

HE WAS DOWN HERE ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.

HE WAS?

MM.

WHAT DID HE WANT?

THIS, THAT, AND T'OTHER.

HE QUIZZED ME ABOUT STEAMSHIPS

LEAVING HONG KONG FOR YOKOHAMA.

WE'RE DUE AT HONG KONG AT NOON TOMORROW.

HE SAILS ON THE S.S. CARNATIC

AT 8:00 THE FOLLOWING DAY.

THAT'S WHAT HE THINKS, BUT I'LL NAIL HIM THIS TIME.

YOU DIDN'T DO SO WELL AT CALCUTTA.

WHAT COULD I DO?

I SET HIS AND HIS SERVANT'S BAIL AT £1,000 APIECE

AND HE HANDS IT OVER WITHOUT BATTING A LASH.

IF THAT BLASTED WARRANT HAD ONLY ARRIVED...

YOU'VE GOT 20 HOURS BEFORE THE CARNATIC SAILS.

YES, SIR, I'LL LAG THE BLIGHTER THERE

IF I HAVE TO TURN OUT THE GOVERNOR!

A BULLDOG TENACITY, MR. FIX--

THAT'S THE SPIRIT THAT BUILT AN EMPIRE.

"134 LOWER LASCAR ROAD, VICTORIA."

WE WILL NOW GO IN SEARCH OF YOUR UNCLE--

MR. COMINJEE.

134 LOWER LASCAR ROAD, VICTORIA.

HERE, FOLLOW THAT RICKSHAW!

CHOP, CHOP!

CHOP, CHOP!

HERE'S A PRETTY KETTLE OF FISH--

A MAN TRYING TO RUN A BUSINESS, AND THE DOOR'S LOCKED.

AH! BOSS MAN HERE? HIM BACK PRETTY SOON?

I SHOULD SAY THE PROBABILITIES

ARE STRONGLY AGAINST IT.

I BEG YOUR PARDON. WHERE IS MR. COMINJEE?

IN HOLLAND, I BELIEVE.

HE AMASSED A CONSIDERABLE FORTUNE,

BY MEANS I SHALL NOT ATTEMPT TO DESCRIBE,

AND HAS RETIRED TO AMSTERDAM TO RAISE TULIPS.

HE MIGHT HAVE LEFT A CARD ON HIS DOOR

TO THAT EFFECT.

THE GENTLEMAN WAS QUITE ILLITERATE, SIR,

AND MOREOVER, HE WAS PRESSED FOR TIME.

HE RETIRED 10 MINUTES BEFORE THE CONSTABLES ARRIVED.

THAT ALTERS THINGS QUITE A BIT.

THE PRINCESS CANNOT REMAIN ALONE IN HONG KONG.

THERE WOULD SEEM TO BE ONLY ONE ALTERNATIVE.

MR. FOGG, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY,

BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND ME BACK TO INDIA.

I AGREE WITH THE PRINCESS.

SHE HAS SUFFERED VERY MUCH.

I HAVE NO INTENTION OF RETURNING HER TO INDIA.

SHE IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY

AND WILL CONTINUE WITH US TO EUROPE.

I WILL NOW ESCORT HER TO THE ROYAL COURT HOTEL

AND FIND ACCOMMODATION FOR TONIGHT.

YOU WILL BUY THE TICKETS.

3 CABINS ON THE CARNATIC,

SAILING TOMORROW MORNING FOR YOKOHAMA.

AND DON'T DILLY-DALLY!

NO DILLY-DALLY!

YOU, FOLLOW THAT OSTRICH!

GIDDYUP!

GIDDYUP!

[SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE]

WELL, STRIKE ME.

IT'S MY OLD FRIEND OFF THE RANGOON.

HELLO, SIR. EXCUSE ME ONE MINUTE.

3 CABINS ON THE STEAMER CARNATIC, PLEASE.

THERE'S BEEN A SLIGHT CHANGE IN THE SCHEDULE.

SHE SAILS TONIGHT, NOT IN THE MORNING.

I DIDN'T KNOW, BUT ALL THE BETTER.

THAT WILL BE ALL.

I TRUST THAT YOU WILL BE COMFORTABLE HERE.

THANK YOU, I'M SURE I WILL.

IT'S VERY KIND OF YOU TO CONCERN YOURSELF ABOUT ME.

SINCE YOU ARE TEMPORARILY ALONE IN THE WORLD,

THE LEAST I CAN DO IS LOOK AFTER YOUR WELFARE.

I'M AFRAID I MUST HAVE BEEN A BURDEN.

QUITE THE REVERSE, I ASSURE YOU.

YOUR COMPANY HAS BEEN MOST WELCOME.

I ONLY WISH I COULD EXPRESS MY INFINITE GRATITUDE.

PLEASE, YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT SORT OF THING.

MR. FOGG, WHY MUST YOU BE SO...

SO BRITISH?

MADAME, I AM WHAT I AM.

NO. YOU'RE KIND AND WARM AND...

AND GENEROUS.

AHEM.

WOULD YOU CARE TO JOIN ME ON THE VERANDA?

I UNDERSTAND THEY SERVE AN OUTSTANDING LEMON SQUASH.

IF YOU WISH.

I SEE YOU'RE LEAVING HONG KONG.

CORRECT, MY FRIEND.

AND 12 HOURS AHEAD OF TIME.

NOTHING STOPS YOU AND MR. FOGG, DOES IT?

WHAT NAME DO YOU WANT ON THESE TICKETS?

JUST COPY THESE.

LOOK HERE, SINCE WE MAY NOT SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN,

WHY DON'T WE HAVE A FAREWELL DRINK?

GOOD IDEA.

NICE AND COZY, EH?

OVER HERE.

WE DON'T HAVE VERY MUCH TIME, SIR.

I HAVE TO GET MY TICKETS.

NONSENSE. WE'LL SEND A BOY FOR THEM.

HERE, YOU!

YOU KNOW THE TRANSPACIFIC STEAMSHIP COMPANY

IN CANTON ROAD?

NEAR POST OFFICE?

YES. SEND SOMEONE THERE.

PICK UP TICKETS FOR MR. PASSEPARTOUT.

PASSPORT, TOO?

YES.

THANK YOU, SIR.

OLD BOY, WHAT WILL IT BE?

A LEMON SQUASH.

POPPYCOCK!

I SAID I'D BUY YOU A DRINK--A MAN'S DRINK.

ANYTHING, BUT NOT TOO STRONG.

MY FRIEND AND I WILL HAVE A HONG KONG SNICKERSNEE.

WHAT IS THAT?

IT'S INDESCRIBABLE.

LIQUID MUSIC.

IT WARMS THE HEART, FIRES THE IMAGINATION,

BROADENS THE HORI--

WHAT HAPPENED?

LOCAL COLOR.

A SHOW THEY PUT ON FOR THE TOURISTS.

LOOKS VERY REAL TO ME.

THEY'RE BOISTEROUS CHILDREN. IGNORE THEM.

NOW, LOOK HERE, PASSEPARTOUT.

YOU'VE BEEN SQUARE WITH ME. I INTEND TO BE THE SAME.

DO YOU STILL THINK I'M AN AGENT

FOR THOSE FELLOWS AT THE REFORM CLUB?

NO, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

THEN I'LL TELL YOU. I'M A PROFESSIONAL DETECTIVE.

AND I'M IN PURSUIT OF A VERY CUNNING,

VERY SLIPPERY CRIMINAL.

WHO?

PHILEAS FOGG, ESQUIRE, OF SAVILE ROW, LONDON.

WHAT?

MY MASTER?

THE SAME.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

TIME. JUST HELP ME DELAY HIM 24 HOURS

TILL MY WARRANT ARRIVES.

ALL I NEED IS A LITTLE COOPERATION ON YOUR PART.

A LITTLE COOPERATION?

DO YOU THINK I'D BETRAY MR. FOGG?

I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH MONEY YOU OFFER ME.

YOU NEEDN'T GET ANGRY. I DON'T BLAME YOU.

IT SHOWS YOU'RE A LOYAL AND TRUSTWORTHY CHAP,

AND I RESPECT THAT.

HERE, LET'S HAVE A LITTLE LIBATION

ON THE ALTAR OF FRIENDSHIP.

YOU INSULT MY MASTER!

I DON'T WANT TO DRINK WITH YOU.

RIGHT. AND I SAY BRAVO TO A MAN

WHO STICKS TO HIS PRINCIPLES.

HERE. CONFUSION TO THE ENEMIES OF THE CROWN.

[SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

[CRASH]

[WHISTLE]

HA.

HONORABLE GENTLEMAN FEELING BETTER THIS MORNING?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WHY IS THE HOTEL MOVING THIS WAY?

WHY? STEAMSHIP, NOT HOTEL.

YOU'RE ON BOARD STEAMSHIP CARNATIC.

CARNATIC?

YES. WE GO SHANGHAI, THEN WE GO YOKOHAMA.

OH!

FINISHED?

WHERE IS MR. FOGG'S CABIN?

NEXT DOOR.

BUT MR. FOGG NOT ON BOARD.

WHAT ABOUT THE PRINCESS?

PRINCESS? NO, NO. YOU COME ALONE.

POLICE FIND TICKET IN YOUR POCKET.

CARRY YOU HERE.

YOU SLEEP LIKE BABY.

OH, I BETRAYED MY MASTER.

EVERYTHING IS LOST.

WHAT ABOUT MY MONEY?

THEY ROBBED ME, TOO.

OH, IS BAD.

YOU NOT LIKE YOKOHAMA.

YOU NOT HAVE MONEY, YOKOHAMA NOT LIKE YOU.

OH, I BETRAYED MY MASTER.

I REALIZE THE CARNATIC COULDN'T WAIT.

WHAT OTHER VESSEL CAN WE GET?

NOTHING THAT COULD MAKE THE VOYAGE TO YOKOHAMA.

NO STEAM PACKET, TUG, OR LIGHTER?

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IN A PORT THIS SIZE.

AT THE MOMENT, NOT A THING.

[FIREWORKS EXPLODE]

AH, GOOD MORNING, MR. FOGG.

I'M AFRAID I DON'T, UH...

WE TRAVELED TOGETHER ABOARD THE RANGOON.

MY NAME'S FIX.

AH, YES. HOW DO YOU DO?

I BELIEVE YOU KNOW MY MANSERVANT.

VERY SLIGHTLY.

WHY? HAS SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HIM?

THE FELLOW SEEMS TO HAVE DISAPPEARED.

I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.

I SHALL HAVE TO INFORM THE POLICE.

I SHOULDN'T DO THAT. HE'LL TURN UP.

MISSED YOUR BOAT, EH?

YES.

ANOTHER WILL COME IN A WEEK.

I SHALL NOT BE HERE.

I SHALL GET TO YOKOHAMA IF I HAVE TO SWIM.

OH.

WE ARE HEADING DIRECTLY FOR YOKOHAMA.

THE CARNATIC IS BOUND FIRST FOR SHANGHAI.

WE MAY ARRIVE IN YOKOHAMA THE DAY AFTER HER.

WE'RE STILL IN TIME

TO CATCH THE GENERAL GRANT FOR SAN FRANCISCO.

[SINGING IN JAPANESE]

VERY SPORTING OF YOU

TO LET ME SHARE YOUR CRAFT, MR. FOGG.

NONSENSE. ANYTHING FOR A FELLOW ENGLISHMAN.

I TRUST YOUR COUSIN IN SAN FRANCISCO

WILL BE BETTER BY THE TIME WE ARRIVE.

YES. POOR OLD MARMADUKE.

THANK YOU.

PRINCESS.

FISH, FIX?

OH!

STEADY, MR. FIX. FUJIYAMA AHEAD.

WE'LL BE IN YOKOHAMA BY MORNING.

AH! THERE'S THE CARNATIC.

I IMAGINE THAT STEAMSHIP BEHIND HER

IS THE GENERAL GRANT.

NOW ONLY PASSEPARTOUT IS MISSING.

THE POLICE IN HONG KONG SAID THEY PUT HIM ON BOARD.

THEY SAID HE WAS PENNILESS.

WE MAY HAVE ONE CLUE.

THE MAN'S A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES.

WE MIGHT FIND HIM BY DEDUCTION.

THAT'S THE NEW SCIENCE EMPLOYED BY BRITISH POLICE.

REALLY? I LEARN SOMETHING USEFUL

EVERY MOMENT I'M WITH YOU.

WELL, I HOPE YOU FIND YOUR MAN.

TWO ORCHESTRA STALLS.

GREAT SCOTT! LOOK!

PASSEPARTOUT!

MASTER!

MASTER, WHAT GENIUS TO FIND ME!

MERELY LOGIC. COME ALONG.

THE GENERAL GRANT IS PREPARING TO SAIL

AND WE HAVEN'T A MOMENT TO LOSE.

WHAT A PITY.

MR. FOGG HAS ALREADY ORGANIZED HIS WHIST GAME.

PRINCESS, MR. FIX IS A DETECTIVE.

HE THINKS MR. FOGG ROBBED THE BANK OF ENGLAND.

NOTHING ESCAPES MR. FOGG.

BUT MR. FIX WON'T DELAY US.

WE'RE OUT OF BRITISH JURISDICTION NOW.

[DRUM ROLL]

HE'S IN AMERICA.

DON'T TELL ME ABOUT MEN.

THEY'RE ALL ALIKE.

I WOULDN'T TRUST THE BEST OF THEM.

THIS HERE PHILEAS FOGG, I'M SURE HE'S DIFFERENT.

IT TAKES A GALLANT, ADVENTUROUS BLOKE

TO DASH AROUND THE WORLD LIKE THAT.

DON'T BE SO SOPPY.

HE'S PROBABLY RUNNING AWAY

FROM SOME HOUSEMAID HE RUINED.

YOU DO HAVE A HORRID MIND, CORA.

I THINK HE'S TERRIBLY ROMANTIC.

THEY SAY HE'S GOOD-LOOKING.

OH, ROT!

I DON'T CARE IF HE'S VENUS ADONIS AND MERCURY BOTH!

HE'LL NEVER DO IT IN 80 DAYS.

I BET YOU 10 BOB HE DON'T.

I'LL TAKE THAT.

HERE'S MY MONEY. WHERE'S YOURS?

HERE IT IS.

OH!

WHAT'S UP?

CALL A BOBBY! I'VE BEEN ROBBED!

...THE VOICE OF ALL OUR CITIZENS!

I ASK YOU, WHO WILL YOU VOTE FOR?

MANDIBOY! MANDIBOY!

MANDIBOY IS OUR MAN!

[BAND PLAYS FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

PLEASE, MR. FOGG, LET ME WATCH.

IS THIS A RELIGIOUS SPECTACLE?

SOME KIND OF AN ELECTION.

PERHAPS THEY ARE CREATING A NEW PRESIDENT.

WELL, WHATEVER IT IS,

I SUGGEST WE MOVE OVER THERE.

BYE-BYE!

BYE-BYE!

BYE-BYE!

THANK YOU, SIR.

WHY DON'T YOU EAT WITH A FORK LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME, SIR.

THANK YOU.

IT'S GOOD.

FOR YOU.

IT'S GOOD.

FOR YOU.

DO YOU LIKE IT?

I'LL EAT IT LATER.

SCRAMBLED EGGS.

HOW MANY TIMES DID I HAVE TO TELL YOU

TO STAY OUT OF HERE?

LOUDER, SON.

LOOKING FOR SOMEONE?

A SMALL, DARK FELLOW. HE WANDERED IN HERE.

COULD BE ALMOST ANYBODY.

SIT DOWN AND DESCRIBE HIM TO ME.

I'M IN SOMEWHAT OF A HURRY.

NEVER BE IN A HURRY.

YOU'LL MISS THE BEST PARTS IN LIFE.

MADAM, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M LOOKING FOR MY MAN.

SO AM I.

[CLICK]

MR. FOGG, THERE'S PASSEPARTOUT.

PASSEPARTOUT, PUT DOWN THAT CHICKEN!

LISTEN TO ME. THIS IS PRIMITIVE COUNTRY.

WE'LL NEED SOME PROTECTION.

I HAVE THIS.

NOTHING SO MEDIEVAL.

A BRACE OF PISTOLS. NOTHING EXTRAVAGANT.

YOU HAVE 47 MINUTES.

THE TRAIN LEAVES ON THE HOUR.

I SHALL BE THERE.

I TOLD YOU BEFORE, DON'T SPOIL THE NATIVES!

YOU STILL IN A HURRY?

I THOUGHT THE ENGLISH WERE CALM, DREAMY PEOPLE.

LISTEN, YOU, GET OUT AND STAY OUT.

IF I CATCH YOU IN HERE AGAIN,

I'LL CUT YOU UP IN 1,000 PIECES.

THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY. I'M JUST LEAVING.

AN UNEXPECTED PLEASURE TO MEET YOU HERE.

DID YOU HAVE AN ENJOYABLE CROSSING?

WE DIDN'T SEE MUCH OF YOU ABOARD SHIP.

I SUFFERED MAL DE MER, I'M SORRY TO SAY.

YOU WON'T BE LINGERING

IN THIS HUBBUB MUCH LONGER.

TAKING THE TRANS- CONTINTENTAL TRAIN?

YES. THE NEXT ONE. ARE YOU?

YES.

HOW'S YOUR ILL COUSIN?

POOR OLD LADY.

SHE DIDN'T TRUST THE DOCTORS HERE.

SHE'S GONE TO NEW YORK.

I THOUGHT YOUR COUSIN WAS A MAN. MARMADUKE.

ANGELICA MARMADUKE. LOVELY OLD LADY.

FOR A GOOD SMOKE, TRY THESE, GENTLEMEN.

FOR A GOOD GOVERNMENT, VOTE FOR LUCIUS P. MANDIBOY.

I ONLY SMOKE MY OWN BLEND.

YOU DON'T WANT TO BEFOUL YOUR LIPS

WITH A PLEBEIAN CIGAR?

I PREFER WHAT MY OWN TOBACCONIST

COMPOUNDS FOR ME.

SWEET SPIRITS OF NITER!

AREN'T YOU THE TENDER BUD!

WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR? CAMERFIELD OR MANDIBOY?

NEITHER. I'M A FOREIGN VISITOR,

THEREFORE UNCONCERNED ABOUT WHO TRIUMPHS.

I'LL BE A RING-TAILED SIDEWINDER

IF YOU DON'T RAISE MY GORGE, SIR!

YESSIREE, BOB!

YOU'RE ABOUT AS ORNERY A SPECIMEN

AS EVER I CUT MY EYES ON!

WHAT KIND OF FOREIGNER ARE YOU?

A HOOTCHIE COOTCHIE DANCER?

UNHAND THAT LADY, SIR!

WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME?

I WILL WITHOUT FURTHER INVITATION.

WHY, YOU DIRTY...

OH!

LET US PROCEED.

[TOOT TOOT]

[SNORING]

[TRAIN STOPS]

NOW WHAT IS THE DELAY?

INDIANS. BUT THEY'RE PEACEFUL INDIANS.

YOU CAN TELL THAT BY THEIR PEACE PIPES.

FURTHER DOWN THE LINE, THEY'RE NOT SO FRIENDLY.

AH!

[TRAIN STOPS]

IS THE ENTIRE AMERICAN POPULATION

IN THE WAY OF THIS TRAIN?

[TRAIN STOPS]

THESE AMERICAN TRAINS, QUITE IMPOSSIBLE.

YES, SIR. I GO, MASTER.

[CREAKING]

SHE'LL NEVER TAKE THE WEIGHT OF THIS TRAIN.

WE BETTER GO BACK.

WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS HERE, BOYS?

CAN'T YOU FELLAS RUN A RAILROAD

WITHOUT'N YOU STOP EVERY 5 MINUTES?

THAT BRIDGE WON'T HOLD A LOCOMOTIVE.

HANG ME FOR A SHEEP-STEALIN' SON OF A TARANTULA

IF YOU AIN'T A PACK OF YELLOW-BELLIED MILKSOPS!

RIGHT, SCOUT?

YES, SIR, YOU'RE RIGHT.

NO. I AIN'T CHANCIN' IT.

TAKE A SNORT OF THIS 40-ROD.

BACK UP YOUR OLD TEAKETTLE,

AND SHOOT HER OVER AT 30 MILES A HOUR!

LET HER ROLL!

THAT'S THE SPIRIT, PARTNER.

BEAR DOWN ON THAT THROTTLE.

[CRACK]

THAT'S WHAT I CALL A PROPER RATE OF SPEED.

I'LL BE A RATTLESNAKE'S UNCLE!

WHY, YOU HAVE A WAY.

HIT A MAN WITH A IRON BAR, WILL YOU?

SPADES ARE TRUMPS, I BELIEVE.

"SPADES ARE TRUMPS, I BELIEVE."

OH, MY DEAR ALGERON, REALLY!

BE SO GOOD AS TO PLAY.

"BE SO GOOD AS TO PLAY."

PLAY A MAN'S GAME-- POKER, RED DOG, EUCHRE.

WANT ME TO LEARN YOU HOW,

OR SHOULD I LEARN YOU HOW TO FIGHT FAIR?

WOULD YOU PARDON ME?

SIR, YOU'RE AN INSOLENT BULLY,

AND I DEMAND SATISFACTION AT ONCE.

MIND MOVING INTO THE OTHER CAR, PLEASE?

IT'LL ONLY BE A MINUTE OR SO.

NOW, DON'T MISS, BOYS, AND DAMAGE THE WOODWORK.

THE COMPANY MAY TAKE IT FROM MY SALARY.

READY, OR YOU WANT TO HOLLER UNCLE?

WE'LL COUNT TO 6 TOGETHER, TURN, AND FIRE AT WILL.

NOW?

NOW.

1, 2, 3...

4, 5, 6!

[INDIANS WHOOPING]

TAKE THIS.

REDSKINS!

YOU MAY BE A FOREIGNER, BUT YOU'RE TRUEBLUE.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M ALL RIGHT,

BUT LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY COAT.

THE TRAIN'S RUNNING AWAY.

THEY MUST HAVE GOT THE ENGINEER AND THE FIREMAN.

WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?

THE CAVALRY'S AT FORT KEARNEY,

BUT WE'LL PASS RIGHT THROUGH.

SOMEBODY'S GOT TO STOP THE TRAIN.

[GUNSHOTS]

AAH!

[GUNSHOTS]

POOR PASSEPARTOUT. NOT A TRACE OF HIM.

EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS TO BE ACCOUNTED FOR.

WELL, THERE'S NO SIGN YOUR VALET, SIR.

I'M AFRAID THE SIOUX HAVE HIM.

IT'S A DELIBERATE SACRIFICE TO SAVE US.

WHAT WILL THEY DO TO HIM?

WELL, THE SIOUX ARE PRETTY MERCILESS.

YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT THEIR TORTURES.

COLONEL, WE MUST SEND A RESCUE PARTY AT ONCE.

EXCUSE ME, MISTER.

I, UH...

I KNOW IT SOUNDS KIND OF HEARTLESS, BUT...

WE CAN'T HOLD A TRAIN.

THAT'S A MINOR CONSIDERATION.

A MAN'S LIFE IS AT STAKE.

ANY VOLUNTEERS FOR A RAID AGAINST THE SIOUX?

I WILL, SIR! I WILL!

[SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE]

[WAR WHOOPS]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

IT'S TOO WARM.

[GUNSHOTS]

MASTER!

MASTER.

DON'T BE BLUE, FOLKS.

EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT.

THERE'LL BE A LOCAL TOMORROW.

YOU'LL BE IN OMAHA THE DAY AFTER.

AND LOSE 24 HOURS. IF WE MISS OUR STEAMSHIP,

HOW WILL WE GET TO LIVERPOOL ON TIME?

I'M DARNED IF I UNDERSTAND YOU CITY FOLKS.

ALWAYS RUSHING, RUSHING, RUSHING.

ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT THE FUTURE.

NO WONDER YOU HAVE STOMACH TROUBLE.

IT'S ALL MY FAULT, SIR.

YOU SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT THE TRAIN

AND LET THOSE INDIANS COOK ME.

THEN EVERYBODY WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY.

OH, BALDERDASH.

WHAT I ALWAYS SAY IS,

IT'S AN ILL WIND THAT BLOWS NO GOOD.

[BELL CLANGING]

EASE OFF THE HALYARDS!

FAMILY MAN.

LOOK, THE TRAIN!

THE TRAIN BROKE DOWN!

CONTAIN YOURSELF, PASSEPARTOUT.

STOP THE TRAIN, MASTER!

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL.

THOSE HOMEMADE AMERICAN TRAINS.

GOOD-BYE.

WELL-PLAYED, DENNIS.

YOU HAVE A NATURAL APTITUDE FOR THE GAME.

PERFECTED BY 4 YEARS OF PRACTICE AT OXFORD.

I DID NOTHING ELSE.

COST MY OLD GOVERNOR OVER £12,000.

WORTH EVERY PENNY OF IT.

HELLO, SIR WILMETTE.

HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN DONKEY'S YEARS.

ARE YOU STAYING AT THE CLUB?

NO!

YOU HAVE A HOUSE IN TOWN?

NO.

YOU LIVE IN THE COUNTRY?

NO.

ANYWHERE NEAR LONDON?

NO!

GOOD DAY.

HERE WE ARE, GENTLEMEN.

FROM THE BRITISH CONSULATE IN NEW YORK.

THINGS ARE LOOKING UP.

"PHILEAS FOGG AND PARTY PRESENTED THEIR PASSPORTS

AT 2:30 THIS AFTERNOON."

WHAT TIME DID THAT STEAMSHIP SAIL?

I HAVE A SCHEDULE HERE.

HERE WE ARE. "CITY OF PARIS..."

NO, THAT'S YESTERDAY'S.

"CUNARD, THE CHINA. NEW YORK, LIVERPOOL.

SAILED TODAY, 9 A.M."

HE'S MISSED IT BY 5 HOURS!

NOT ANOTHER EASTBOUND VESSEL FOR 3 DAYS.

I FEEL THE CRISP CRACKLE OF £20,000.

LET'S CRACK THAT CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE.

FIRST, WHAT ABOUT A BET OR TWO

BEFORE THIS INFORMATION LEAKS OUT?

WE BETTER GET OVER TO LLOYD'S.

COME ON.

LISTEN!

THEY OPENED THE TELEGRAM WHILE I WAS THERE.

FOGG MISSED THE CHINA.

HE CAN'T POSSIBLY MAKE IT NOW.

ARE YOU SURE? POSITIVE.

THEN I'LL CHANCE ANOTHER COUPLE OF QUID.

WAIT A MINUTE.

PUT DOWN AN EXTRA FIVER FOR ME.

GENTLEMEN, NO ACTIVITY ALL DAY.

THERE ARE JUST NO ODDS ON MR. FOGG.

BUT WE COULD BARELY GET IN HERE LAST THURSDAY.

YES, IT'S VERY MYSTERIOUS.

YOU NEVER KNOW FROM MINUTE TO MINUTE.

GENTLEMEN... I HAVE JUST RECEIVED

SOME RATHER DISQUIETING INFORMATION ABOUT MR. FOGG.

YOU KNOW MR. CARMICHAEL, GENERAL MANAGER OF LLOYD'S.

THIS IS INSPECTOR HUNTER OF SCOTLAND YARD.

HOW DO YOU DO?

THIS WILL BE VERY PAINFUL TO HEAR, GENTLEMEN.

WE'VE JUST RECEIVED CONFIRMATION

OF SOMETHING WE'VE SUSPECTED FOR SOME TIME.

THE BANK OF ENGLAND ROBBER

AND YOUR FELLOW CLUBMAN PHILEAS FOGG

ARE ONE AND THE SAME.

OF ALL THE RIDICULOUS NONSENSE!

YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT.

HAVE YOU ANY GROUNDS FOR MAKING THIS CHARGE?

WE HAVE SOME VERY STRIKING FACTS

COUPLED WITH BEHAVIOR THAT POINTS TO HIS GUILT.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

NEITHER DO I.

MR. FOGG DIDN'T SAIL ON THE STEAMSHIP CHINA.

WHAT OF IT?

READ THEM THAT MESSAGE, MR. CARMICHAEL.

"AT 6 A.M. TODAY, OUR NEW YORK OFFICE REPORTS

"THE TRADING SHIP HENRIETTA DEPARTED NEW YORK

"WITH A CARGO OF COTTON, LINSEED OIL, AND LUMBER.

HER 3 PASSENGERS WERE MR. PHILEAS FOGG AND PARTY."

THE HENRIETTA'S DESTINATION IS CARACAS, VENEZUELA.

WE HAVE NO EXTRADITION TREATY WITH VENEZUELA.

IN OTHER WORDS, MR. FOGG HAS BOLTED.

A MEMBER OF THE REFORM CLUB...

MY MIND REJECTS THE WHOLE IDEA!

THERE MUST BE SOME EXPLANATION FOR ALL THIS.

PERHAPS, BUT THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN MAKE IT

IS ON THE HIGH SEAS, BOUND FOR CENTRAL AMERICA.

SIR, WE'RE WAY OFF COURSE FOR VENEZUELA.

HAVE YOU ASSUMED COMMAND OF THIS SHIP?

WHY, NO, SIR.

CAPTAIN, DON'T OVERLOOK THE REST OF OUR BARGAIN.

WHAT'S THAT?

OH, RIGHT. GO BELOW AND TELL THE ENGINEER

I WANT FULL STEAM, AS MUCH AS SHE'LL TAKE.

YOU'RE BURNING HER UP TOO FAST.

YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT.

JUST STEER THE SHIP, CAPTAIN.

DON'T SPECULATE.

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WHY ARE WE SLOWING DOWN?

THEY JUST PUT THE LAST TEASPOON OF COAL

IN THE OLD SCOW.

IT'S ALL FINISHED, MR. FOGG.

YOU WON'T GET THERE IN TIME.

[CLOCK CHIMING]

ONLY 3 MORE DAYS TO GO.

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE

THAT FOGG ROBBED THE BANK OF ENGLAND.

NO BRITISH GENTLEMAN, HAVING DONE SO,

WOULD HAVE THE EFFRONTERY TO SET FOOT IN THIS CLUB.

CAPTAIN SPEEDY, I WILL BE DIRECT WITH YOU.

HOW MUCH WILL YOU ACCEPT FOR THIS VESSEL? £5,000?

£5,000? THIS DECK IS MADE OF BURMESE TEAK!

PLEASE DISPENSE WITH THE POETRY.

PASSEPARTOUT, GET THE BAG.

YES, SIR.

WILL THAT BE SUFFICIENT?

OH! SHE'S YOURS!

DONE. NOW, AS THE NEW OWNER,

I WISH TO ISSUE MY FIRST COMMAND.

PILE EVERYTHING THAT WILL BURN INTO THE STOKEHOLE.

THE CARGO FIRST, OF COURSE-- THAT LINSEED OIL.

THEN THE UPPER DECKS, MASTS, TABLES, CHAIRS, WINDOWS,

LADDERS, EVERYTHING, INCLUDING THE LIFEBOATS.

IS THAT CLEAR?

THE LIFEBOATS?

YOU HEARD WHAT THE MAN SAID. IS THAT CLEAR?

COME ON. KEEP MOVING!

COME ON!

OH, NO, NOT HER!

NOT HENRIETTA!

NOT HER! NO, NO, NO!

THE GAUGES ARE FALLING FAST.

THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO BURN.

HOW ARE WE FARING, ENGINEER?

THE PRESSURE WON'T LAST MORE THAN AN HOUR.

ONE HOUR?

THAT'S RIGHT.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

ENGINE ROOM.

LAND HO!

LAND HO!

YAY!

YAY!

HOORAY!

OOH! I NEVER EXACTLY MADE A VOYAGE LIKE THIS BEFORE,

BUT I CAN'T DENY WE GOT HERE!

THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR MEN, CAPTAIN.

AFTER I PUT YOU ASHORE, WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO DOCK?

ANYWHERE YOU WISH.

I HAVE NO FURTHER USE FOR HER. SHE'S YOURS.

WELL, THANKS FOR THE SHIP-- WHAT'S LEFT OF IT.

BUT YOU COULD REBUILD IT.

YOU REBUILD HER, CAPTAIN. I HAVE PRESSING MATTERS.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WELL, MY FRIENDS, THE END OF OUR JOURNEY IS NEAR.

8 HOURS AND 42 MINUTES OF THE ALLOTTED TIME REMAIN.

OUR TRAIN ARRIVES IN LONDON AT 6:02 P.M.,

ENSURING AMPLE TIME TO PROCEED

TO THE REFORM CLUB AND SETTLE THE WAGER.

PHILEAS FOGG! STOP THAT MAN!

DON'T DELAY, MASTER! COME ON, MASTER!

WHAT THE DEVIL IS THIS?

ARE YOU PHILEAS FOGG?

OF COURSE I AM.

THEN I ARREST YOU IN THE QUEEN'S NAME.

ARREST? ON WHAT CHARGE?

OF PURLOINING £55,000 FROM THE BANK OF ENGLAND

ON THE 3rd OF JULY.

IT'S NOT TRUE!

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE CLEVER, MR. PHILEAS FOGG.

THOUGHT YOU COULD OUTWIT ME, DIDN'T YOU?

HOLD HIM.

IT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S NOT TRUE, SIR!

[TICKING]

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT-- THE MOST SHOCKING MISTAKE.

IT'S NEVER HAPPENED IN MY CAREER.

I WOULD SEE, MR. FOGG, THAT I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

THE MOST TERRIBLE THING HAS HAPPENED.

THE REAL CULPRIT WAS APPREHENDED IN BRIGHTON.

I AM NO LONGER SUSPECT?

NO, NOT IN THE LEAST,

BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY

I'VE NEVER HAD ANY PERSONAL ANIMOSITY FOR YOU.

ON THE CONTRARY, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A PERFECT GENTLEMAN

AND MOST GENEROUS.

IT'S ALMOST A PITY YOU'RE NOT THE REAL ROBBER.

YOU'RE SO DARING!

NOW THAT YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY THWARTED ME

AND PLACED IN MY PATH THE ONLY OBSTACLE

FOR WHICH I COULD NOT MAKE PROVISION,

I FEEL I CAN SAY I HAVE NEVER ENJOYED YOUR COMPANY.

FURTHERMORE, YOU PLAY AN ABOMINABLE GAME OF WHIST.

GOOD DAY, SIR.

[CLOCK CHIMES]

THE WAGER IS LOST. COME.

WHAT A GLOOMY PLACE.

IT'S SO MELANCHOLY, SO JOYLESS.

OH, I'M SORRY, MR. FOGG.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO CRITICIZE YOUR TASTE.

NO. YOU'RE RIGHT. IT IS DEPRESSING.

PASSEPARTOUT, LOOK AT THE CLOCKS.

GET IN TOUCH WITH MR. McMONNIES

AND HAVE THEM PUT IN ORDER.

RIGHT AWAY, THIS MORNING.

NO, IT'S SUNDAY. TOMORROW.

MAKE UP THE SPARE BEDROOM FOR THE PRINCESS.

LIGHT A FIRE AND SEE TO HER COMFORTS.

CERTAINLY, SIR.

MADAME, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I'D LIKE TO SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY ALONE.

OH, PASSEPARTOUT, TURN OUT THE GAS IN YOUR ROOM.

YOU NEEDN'T BOTHER, PASSEPARTOUT.

I'LL TAKE THIS UP TO HIM.

HE WON'T EAT, MADAME. HE IS FEELING VERY LOW.

POOR MAN.

YOU KNOW, HIS WHOLE FORTUNE, ALL THAT HE RISKED--

EVERYTHING IS LOST.

WHAT WILL BECOME OF YOU, PASSEPARTOUT?

I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

AFTER ALL, I HAVE A DOZEN PROFESSIONS--

FIREMAN, ACROBAT, TRAVELING COMPANION.

YOU MUST EAT SOMETHING, MR. FOGG.

NO, THANK YOU.

PLEASE.

YOU'RE ANGRY WITH ME, AND JUSTLY.

WHY SHOULD I BE ANGRY WITH YOU?

YOU MIGHT HAVE WON YOUR WAGER BUT FOR ME.

YOU SAVED MY LIFE AT THE RISK OF YOUR OWN.

GENEROUSLY, IMPULSIVELY.

AND I REPAID YOU BY DELAYING YOU,

INVOLVING YOU NEEDLESSLY.

ON THE CONTRARY, I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY

FOR BRINGING YOU TO ENGLAND PENNILESS.

DO NOT CONCERN YOURSELF WITH ME.

MY DEAR, ANYTHING THAT HAS OVERTAKEN ME

IS A DIRECT RESULT OF MY OWN FOLLY.

I REFUSE TO DECEIVE MYSELF, AND I DISLIKE SELF-PITY.

POSSIBLY THINGS AREN'T AS DESPERATE AS THEY SEEM.

WELL, TO BE CANDID, AT THE MOMENT,

THEY'RE NOT PARTICULARLY PROMISING.

SURELY YOUR FRIENDS COULD AID YOU.

I HAVE NO FRIENDS.

NOR RELATIVES?

NOT A SOUL.

THEN I TRULY FEEL FOR YOU.

I KNOW HOW TRAGIC SOLITUDE CAN BE

WHEN ONE HAS NOBODY WITH WHOM TO SHARE HIS GRIEF.

IN MY COUNTRY, MR. FOGG, IT IS SAID THAT MISFORTUNE,

IF SHARED WITH ANOTHER SYMPATHETIC SPIRIT,

CAN BE BORNE WITH RESIGNATION.

MR. FOGG,

DO YOU WISH AT ONCE A KINSWOMAN AND A FRIEND?

I'M NOT SURE THAT I INTERPRET YOU CORRECTLY.

WILL YOU HAVE ME FOR YOUR WIFE?

AOUDA, MY DARLING...

PASSEPARTOUT!

YES, SIR? YES, MASTER?

I WANT YOU TO GO TO THE REVEREND SAMUEL WILSON

OF MARYLEBONE PARISH AT ONCE.

RIGHT AWAY, SIR.

ARRANGE FOR A WEDDING.

ONE WEDDING, SIR. WHEN?

TOMORROW. WILL THAT BE ALL RIGHT, MY DEAR?

YES, TOMORROW.

OLE, SIR!

PASSEPARTOUT!

YES, SIR.

CURTAIL THE JUBILATION, IF YOU PLEASE.

BRING THE REVEREND WILSON WITH YOU.

YES, SIR.

YES?

A WEDDING. COME WITH ME.

NO. I DON'T THINK SO.

QUICKLY! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!

I'LL GET MY HAT.

AHH! SATURDAY!

IT'S SATURDAY!

AND SO MANY CLOCKS.

COULDN'T THERE BE JUST ONE?

ANYTHING YOU SUGGEST, MY DEAR.

[DOOR SLAMS]

MASTER!

HOW DARE YOU BOLT INTO A ROOM IN THIS FASHION?

WHERE IS YOUR TRAINING? REMOVE YOUR HAT!

IT'S NOT SUNDAY, IT'S SATURDAY.

WE HAVE 10 MINUTES LEFT.

WHAT ARE YOU JABBERING ABOUT?

IT'S SATURDAY! LOOK FOR YOURSELF!

FIDDLESTICKS! THE PRINTERS MUST HAVE MADE AN ERROR.

YOU HAVE MADE THE ERROR.

WE WILL REVIEW YOUR IMPUDENCE LATER.

I KEPT A DETAILED RECORD OF EVERY PHASE OF OUR TRIP.

WE WENT AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS.

THIS IS THE 81st--

IT'S SATURDAY!

WE WENT EASTWARD AROUND THE WORLD,

ALWAYS MOVING TOWARDS THE SUN.

GREAT HEAVENS! WE'VE CROSSED THE INTERNATIONAL DATELINE.

WE'VE GAINED AN ENTIRE DAY!

THIS IS THE 80th DAY!

10 MINUTES, 50 SECONDS, TO GET TO THE CLUB.

YOU WAIT HERE, MY DEAR.

CABBIE!

CABBIE, REFORM CLUB!

WHO?

REFORM CLUB.

MIND YOU, GOVERNOR, IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS,

BUT YOU WON'T GET INTO THE REFORM CLUB LIKE THAT!

DRIVE ON, MAN!

[HICCUP]

WHOA!

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I'M SORRY, SIR. IT'S THE HICCUPS.

I CAN'T DO A THING WITH 'EM, SIR.

[HICCUP]

CONFOUND THE MAN!

IT'S ALL RIGHT. I DRIVE.

[HICCUP]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BEAST?

IT'S NO GOOD, SIR. HE CAN'T DO IT.

HE'D LOVE TO, BUT HE CAN'T, SIR.

HE DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM NOBODY BUT ME.

[HICCUP]

COME ON, PLEASE.

IT'S NO GOOD. HE CAN'T DO IT.

NO, HE WON'T DO IT.

[HORSE HICCUPS]

THE DEVIL NEVER SLEEPS, BRETHREN.

EVEN NOW AS WE STAND HERE,

HE IS HURRYING SOME POOR SOUL TO HIS DOOM...

[DRUM BEAT]

TEMPTING HIM DOWN THE PATH OF INIQUITY.

AND NOW I SHALL TAKE UP THE COLLECTION.

EXCUSE ME.

SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING

TO OUR CAUSE?

I DON'T THINK I HAVE ANYTHING.

WAIT. THERE'S SOMETHING.

A FIVER?

PLEASE, I'M IN A HURRY. IT'S A WAGER.

DID YOU HEAR THAT, BRETHREN?

OUR POOR, BENIGHTED SINNER IS THE VERY SORT

I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU ABOUT.

DON'T GIVE IN TO THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS.

MADAME, I HAVEN'T THE FAINTEST INTENTION--

HAVE COURAGE, MY BOY, TO SAY NO.

TURN TO HYMN 579, EVERYONE,

AND LIFT UP YOUR VOICES

TO SAVE OUR POORLY BESET BROTHER.

* HAVE COURAGE, MY BOY, TO SAY NO *

* HAVE COURAGE, MY BOY, TO SAY NO *

* HAVE COURAGE, MY BOY

* HAVE COURAGE, MY BOY

* HAVE COURAGE, MY BOY, TO SAY NO *

THAT'S GOOD!

* HAVE COURAGE, MY BOY, TO SAY NO *

* HAVE COURAGE, MY BOY, TO SAY NO, SAY NO *

WHY WAIT ANY LONGER? HE'S LOST THE WAGER.

OF COURSE HE HAS-- 20 TIMES OVER.

WHEN HE MISSED HIS TRANSATLANTIC CONNECTION.

STEADY ON, CHAPS. PLAY THE GAME.

REMEMBER, WE'RE ALL BRITISH GENTLEMEN.

THERE ARE STILL 14 SECONDS TO GO.

RALPH, THE MAN'S NOT SUPERHUMAN.

EXPECT HIM TO POP DOWN THE CHIMNEY LIKE SANTA CLAUS?

I HAVEN'T THE LEAST IDEA,

BUT PHILEAS FOGG IS THE MOST PUNCTUAL MAN ALIVE.

[CLOCK CHIMES]

WELL, GENTLEMEN, HERE I AM.

I TRUST THAT I'VE NOT KEPT YOU WAITING.

HELLO, FOGG.

HELLO, FOGG.

GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST!

A WOMAN IN THE CLUB!

MY DEAR, I MUST ASK YOU TO LEAVE AT ONCE!

NO WOMAN HAS EVER SET FOOT IN THE CLUB.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE THAT COULD SPELL THE END OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE.

THIS IS THE END.