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Why do you look so tired all the time? Because I work so hard unlike some

people. Oh.

And look at you with your fucking shoes. I told you to get your shoes off the

bed. Oh, my nice ass shoes you're just going to throw? Why are you wearing high

heels with jeans anyway?

Because it's fucking cute. It's a new fashion. Gwen Stefani did it. Why can't

I? Really now? You're fucking annoying.

You never fuck me. You always fucking complain.

You're always fucking tired. I can't even wear my fucking heels on my bed.

Well, maybe if I wasn't so annoyed, I'd be more into it. Well, I try to suck

your dick all the time, maybe so you're not as annoyed. I don't care about

blowjobs. Well, maybe because you don't know how to fucking use your dick.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe I'm hearing this. You know what? Me neither.

You know what? Fuck this.

I'm, uh... I'm just gonna do my own thing all day.

I'm gonna go on your phone and fucking ignore me and do all the shit just like

you do every day. And then I'm gonna have to go off into the fucking bathroom

and play with myself again because you can't get me off.

What is wrong with you? I mean, I can get myself off. No shit. It's not a big

deal. Just, we can save it for another time.

Maybe you need to be, like, taught, like, a couple lessons or something.

Like, another sex ed.

Like, the basics.

What? Do you think I'm that bad?

I mean, you can't make me fucking cum. You never want to fuck. Are you even

into me?

Do you like girls?

Yeah, I like girls.

I just, I like, I think you just... Who's that?

Maybe it's the mailman.

Thank God it's the mailman. Maybe he could show us some shit. Yeah, maybe he

brought you a big package.

Thank God.

James? How are you?

Oh my God.

It's so good to see you and hold you. Oh my God, look at you. You're such a big

boy. How you doing?

I'm great. How are you? Good. Everything's good. Come in.

I have someone to introduce you to.

Yeah.

Babe. Why are you bringing the man in?

I mean, I did get a big college. How you doing?

This is James.

We know each other from way back when. Oh, hi.

Nice to meet you. Why are you being so fucking rude?

Come on, shake his hand at least. How you doing?

I wish I could be better, but... Yeah, I mean, maybe you need a couple tips from,

you know, James. We could figure something out. Like about my finances?

No, I mean, like, you know how you and I are having that, you know, problem in

the bedroom, and James and I used to...

well you know look at look at this he's got if you need some pointers i'll be

glad to yeah come on he's so into it too what you guys know each other from

before yeah you know i've been all over this before and why you knew this he's

my really you know this is the one that did that one thing that one remember oh

that oh it's him oh You could learn that, babe, and then we'll be fine, and

we'll be in love again, and I won't question if you like me ever again. I

promise.

Well, if it gets so good you off my back, maybe it's worth looking into.

Just for a couple minutes. You know, I can take care of him, he can take care

of me, and then he can leave and go deliver other packages.

Sure, I'll take notes.

Okay. Yay.

Yeah? I think so.

Hmm.

Wow, you guys are really to the chase, huh?

I mean, are you comfortable right there, babe?

Do you want, like, another pillow behind you? Yeah, yeah, I would love one, thank

you. You're welcome.

I missed this.

I know, it's been so long.

Yes. I feel like it's been, like, almost a decade or something. Yeah, it's been

too long.

Babe, can you see from here?

Uh, yeah, I can see plain. Yeah, if I'm on my knees like that, it's okay.

Okay, but don't forget to take notes, you know, like jog them down on your

phone, but don't be texting anyone else. Don't worry. This will be burnt into my

memory forever.

Oh my gosh.

Look at this.

Can you ever imagine a cock this fucking big? I didn't want to.

Hmm. I wish you could take some pointers for how big his dick is but You

know, I tried the smaller packages and it just really

wasn't my thing I think I like them

You're a lucky guy, you just don't know. I'm the lucky one here.

Oh

babe,

take note how long he lasts too because the two minutes thing, I'm over it.

I'd rather be fucked all day long.

I think he does.

You know, James and I go way back. I'm sure he's willing to give me a couple

days.

Hey babe.

Watch. I don't... I'm not really learning that much. Oh, you don't like

blowjobs? I just don't... Yeah, I don't care. I think it's... It's set up for

failure, you know? Oh, well... If I finish, it's over, so what's the point?

You need to finish.

Oh, I mean... I know James is good with his fingers, and... You know, he taught

me that one thing, so... He's the one who taught you?

Huh. Yeah.

Such a real man.

That's the problem, man. I just didn't think you wanted to keep fucking with

your neck like that for so long. Well, I mean, I do need to get some good neck

exercises, and you and I never practiced, so this is my time to show

you.

Yeah, I kind of just want to hop on this dick and ride it.

Yeah.

I didn't think you were willing to do any work like that.

No, I put in a lot of work when it's worth it.

You know, but when it's not.

Baby, where are you going?

I was getting a better view.

Smart boy, huh?

What'd you call me?

Smart boy.

Yeah, thank you.

I don't look too very thrilled right now, though. No, I'm trying to warm up

to this. This kind of sucks, but... Does it?

Yeah. Well, maybe you should just shut the fuck up and enjoy it, then.

Jeez.

Not with that attitude.

Just take some notes, babe. Pull up that phone and get in your notes.

Watch it go in and out of that fucking pussy. You like it that deep?

I mean, as deep as it can go.

See, maybe if your cock was a little bigger, I could bounce on it like this.

Yeah, we never even do this position.

Well, yeah, we can't get there, but... Yeah, we just kind of stick with

missionary.

You're really exerting yourself.

Yeah, I know.

I thought maybe, you know, just get it all out today. Since you're home all

week, we won't be doing anything, so... Yes.

Oh.

Yeah, babe got a better view.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, look at that fucking pussy getting fucked by that big dick.

Oh babe, you look like you're a little fucking happy.

I'm just trying to figure out what the hell is the big deal.

I'm like, I don't see why he's doing so much better.

You see that thing?

You better stop fucking rolling your eyes.

See, this is why I don't fuck you. You're so fucking annoying.

I just want to have a good time and you're ruining it.

I mean, I'm lucky that I'm still sitting here on the bed when I'm doing this.

Yeah.

Keep watching like that, babe.

You've been going at it for a while.

I know.

It's so fucking good, though.

I mean, look at it. Wouldn't you be going as long as you could, too?

Yes, right there. Right there.

Oh, baby, see that?

Oh, that's what gets me off you.

join yourself.

No, I think you should like it.

Yeah, come here, hold my hand.

I guess it's nice to be included.

Yeah, it's all about inclusion.

He's so good at that part. He makes everyone feel welcome.

I can get that deep. You see it?

It's pretty deep in there.

Jesus.

God.

How do you take him over?

Should we show them another trick?

Yeah. You still got more tricks?

Oh, we got a lot more for you, baby.

Yeah. Just, you know.

Yeah. Can you lift up my head, though?

Sure, anything for you, child. Yeah.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Take lots of notes, baby.

Look how good he is at this.

Yeah, there's a lot of geometry going on. Yeah.

A lot of big stuff going on, too.

I'll have to draw this so I can remember.

Yeah.

Too bad you don't have a photographic memory.

This would probably make a good oil painting.

Yeah.

But I'm sure you'll forget it tomorrow. You always fucking do, and then you

never know how to fuck me.

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

Oh, yeah.

Look, you could be just like him one day if you tried.

So I guess he's going to come over weekly now so that I can... Oh, is he?

Oh, yes, he is.

No, no, you gave me the go-ahead. Yeah, he's going to come over twice a week.

He could show us all the new tips and tricks.

I'll get him to learn some new stuff, too.

What, you still got more stuff to show her? Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Fuck me.

Yes. Isn't your vagina, like, tuckered out by now? Like, surely... No, I think

it's pretty good.

It's actually, like, getting, like... better and better as it's going on.

You know, when you just have a really good fucking cock like that, it just

doesn't stop.

Fills you with the springtime of youth.

Yeah, a lot of fucking youth. Maybe you should have some too.

No.

Are you fucking crazy?

We'll get you a girlfriend one day and we'll fucking have her fuck you maybe

like this. If you're lucky.

Okay. Something to strive for. If you're a good boy. Oh, yeah, now you're

watching and taking notes. Well, I always thought, I always had a fantasy

of having a threesome.

Oh, I mean, this is kind of a threesome.

It's not the same.

James is a lot more, it's not, it's different.

Oh, what, you just don't like watching me get fucked by a big man?

It's not my favorite.

Oh, it's my fucking favorite, though. What, you like putting me through this?

I think this is the most fun we've had in a while as a couple.

I guess it did bring us closer together. We're even hugging now. Look how close

we are, baby. We've never even touched like this. I don't know what to think.

It's almost like we're fucking roommates or something.

I think after today, we'll be a lot closer.

I don't know what's going on.

I just didn't know one could go on for so long. Oh, trust me. He can go on for

days.

He's got the best dick in town.

It can't be good for him.

I mean, it's good for me, so it must be good for him.

Oh, yes.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

I'm almost starting to feel bad for him. Like, you're gonna, like... You're just

gonna suck the life out of him. Oh, trust me. He's a big boy. He can handle

himself.

Yeah, he'll be okay.

Oh, just like that. Oh, God.

Another little trick? Should we show you? What? You got more tricks? I can't

handle all your tricks.

Like,

I'm running out of space in my notes.

I think you need to take more, baby.

I mean, if you find one position and it works, why do you need to fuck around

with all these other ones?

Because it just feels so good. Oh, my God.

All right, I'm looking.

I don't know what's doing it for you here. Just watch very carefully.

Oh my god

Oh my goodness. I don't know if you're going to be the same after this. Oh,

yeah.

I think I'll be better.

Well,

I think this is what's good for our relationship.

I think it's what's best for us.

I'll take your word for it.

Yes.

Yes, baby.

Oh, man.

Oh, watch a good, good boy. Yes, what a good boy.

Oh, so you could hold it. Oh, okay. Here, watch. It's just like this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Watch me take that.

See it.

No, you don't. It disappeared in me.

I've never seen you this happy. Maybe this is good for us. I think this is

really good for us, baby.

I think it'll be really fucking good for us every week.

Is James going to be there too?

Yeah, yeah.

That's the plan, babe.

Because you can't do this yet.

Not yet, not yet at least.

Oh, fuck, definitely not that yet. Oh my god.

i guess i have something to aspire to yeah you can look up to him

I guess the evidence shows for itself.

Yes, baby.

See,

he's so gentle, too.

I think it's his turn, baby.

Oh my

god,

that's deeper than it's ever fucking

been.

Oh, I want a fucking warm cup all over my ass.

Yes, please.

Yeah, is that okay, baby?

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I can feel you fucking throbbing in me.

Yeah, I can feel it fucking pulsating in my sight. You see?

Why don't you show them what a real load it is?

What a real man is too.

Yes, you fucking big boy.

Man, you're a hot, steamy load.

He is.

He is. He is.

Oh, right there. Watch, baby.

Oh, my God.

Look at all that fucking... Oh, fuck.

Wow.

Still got it, right?

We still got it, babe.

Good job. Way to show him.

Oh, shit.

I got everything.

Yeah, especially the last one. Yeah, it's all over my mind.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Can you clean this up for us, hon?

No. Oh,

fuck. That's so much fucking cum.

Babe, you take notes, huh? You see how big this fucking load is?

Yeah, yeah. I took plenty of notes.

Yeah, look at that.

So, let's do same time next week?

Absolutely.

Yeah.