Original subtitles

Daffy, shall we go for a walk to...

But...

What is it?

I invite you for a vacation and all you want is to watch TV.

Which is very annoying when someone keeps bothering you.

If flattery doesn't work, you might as well join in.

Now for the show with a million laughs.

BUDDY BOWL

Beat your buddy.

A contest for friends.

This is my favorite show. I never miss it.

He never misses anything.

Remember the rules. We draw two names from the Buddy Bowl.

The two people named will then race to our studio.

The first buddy to arrive here wins a million dollars.

Last week, two old ladies from Pasadena...

...fought each other to win the prize.

Now for the magical moment.

Tonight's two buddies in the fun race are.

...Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny.

Tonight, we are buddies.

Buddy? Where are you going?

For me, it's not about the principle.

It's about the money.

How did this rope suddenly come loose?

To town, smarty pants. -You bet.

Town, smarty pants.

Town?

That was Bugs. He's ahead of me.

I need to take the shortcut and cut him off at the pass.

Here he comes.

He probably thinks he's miles ahead.

It's hilarious.

What is this?

TO START AN AVALANCHE PULL THIS KEYSTONE

Only a dirty rat would do that.

Or a dirty duck.

So he wants to play it that way?

A million dollars is a million dollars.

Hello, old pal of mine.

No 'old pal' stuff. I'm ahead and I'm staying ahead.

I'm way ahead.

Old Daffy's doing it. Watch me take the lead.

This is gonna be a breeze, I'm way ahead...

Does Daffy know he can fly?

No. Apparently not.

Apparently, Bugsy doesn't realize

...that this time he's battling a superior opponent.

There he is again.

Stop. Wait...

STOP BRIDGE UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Trying to outsmart the old master?

Does that crazy duck know he can swim?

No. Apparently not.

TV BUILDING UPPER FLOOR STUDIOS

He's ahead...

...but I can get upstairs first...

...with my secret weapon.

JET BELT

How's it going, Doc?

ANTIQUES SHOP

EXIT

EMERGENCY ROOM

Go on.

Come on.

GROUND FLOOR

UPPER FLOOR

Here's the big moment.

FINISH LINE

It appears our winner is...

...Daffy Duck.

I won.

Just give me that million dollars, thanks.

Here you go. A million-dollar chest.

THE MILLION-DOLLAR CHEST

All yours.

"A million-dollar chest"?

And inside the million-dollar chest are a million little chests.

Gee.

Just what I always wanted.

Gee.

Hold on a second, sir.

I'd like to donate my prize to my good old friend Bugs Bunny.

Now that's a real pal.

In each of the million little chests...

...is a crisp new one-dollar bill.

Daffy gave his pal a million dollars.

Say something to the audience.

"THAT'S ALL, FOLKS.

Subtitled by: Pierre Polman