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Are you girls all right?

Oh, my mouth's warm.

All right.

It's good.

other girls' men.

and a hundred bucks a day.

Yeah, and what do we get? A bunch of horny executives on a company outing.

Do you think we are the only survivors?

I hope not.

I'm hungry.

Me too. I haven't eaten since Wednesday.

We're not going to find any food around here.

We'll have to climb that cliff.

Yeah, and with our luck, we're probably a hundred miles away from the nearest

town. Come on, let me be a person here.

Come on, let's run to the top.

Just in case we're miles from anything, we'll have to conserve our energy.

Britt and I will climb.

And if we find anything, we'll signal you.

An island.

An island!

Don't you know what an island is?

Water around us. No people.

Robinson Crusoe style.

That's an island.

Yes, not to worry.

Maybe it'll still rescue us. And until then, we survive.

Does anybody know how to make a fire?

Funny magic.

Very funny.

We have to keep each other warm.

Cousins.

What are you doing?

I was never so good before.

Me neither.

We have to get our adrenaline running much higher.

Otherwise we'll die from exposure.

keeping warm. Want to try it?

It's worse really.

It does.

Keep the adrenaline running.

Hey, you guys feeling any warmer?

Warmer? We're hot.

If you don't join in, at least play with yourselves or something.

God damn it, this is survival.

Okay, okay.

Hey, I've been instructed to get your adrenaline running.

This? Survival.

Or them we're just gonna try to keep each other warmer

Just think of the skipper what a boss

Oh, God.

There's nothing else out there.

Doesn't look like it. Right, a little food and some clothes.

It's gonna do us a lot of good.

It's better than nothing.

We'll be set.

After you.

Well, at least it's not a barren island.

Yeah, I wonder when we'll run into Mr. Crusoe.

Do you hear something?

Sounds like girls' voices.

I know that voice.

Hey!

Dang it!

We didn't fix it. You didn't either.

Okay,

we have 18 bananas.

four pineapples, three papayas, two coconuts, one flare,

a can of semen biscuits, and these.

These we won't have to spend tonight without a campfire.

No, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm going, I'm going, look, I'm going, I'm going.

Please stop, please stop screaming.

Look, look, I'm going, I'm going, okay?

I'm going, I'm going.

Look, look, look, I didn't mean any harm, really. I didn't mean anything,

okay? Who are you?

I'm Arthur.

Did he hurt you, babe?

No, I'm okay.

He must be an escape con.

Well, no, not... What I mean, I mean the ship sank and it let me out, no?

We don't like being here any more than you probably do.

So let's keep things simple.

Stay out of our way.

Our last room on Ascension Island was a mass murder.

Well, since Laura didn't stick together, we'll be okay.

Maybe he's not a murderer.

Oh, come on. Twenty seconds ago, you were screaming, holy murder.

Not quite.

Strangely enough.

You are quite a gentleman.

Papaya, what an unexpected treat.

Don't knock it.

Tomorrow we'll probably have half a papaya.

I don't want papaya. I want a steak.

Oh.

Hold it. Ready?

Now!

I don't think this is going to work.

Practice makes perfect.

But we need to practice.

Well, he climbs a mean tree.

He looks strong.

Oh, get him! Get him!

Yvonne, what we need is a net. Yeah, and I'll just go off to the market and get

one.

What a man.

He seems good with everything.

I bet he is.

I'm hungry.

Come on, let's go.

You guys, you can't put this in the middle of it. You have to lift this up.

Lift the middle up. You guys, it's not going to be enough work. We'll be fine

if it doesn't rain.

You guys, it's...

This is way too far.

He's learned something.

Oh, look at his muscles.

Oh, come on, this isn't right. Let's go.

What's up with you?

Nothing. We shouldn't spy, that's all.

This is stupid.

If we find a pig or something, we can't kill it with you. I don't even like

pigs.

Hey, let me see.

Don't touch it, okay? Okay, I won't touch it.

Hey, are you okay?

No, it's my ankle. I twisted it.

It's my ankle, but she'll be fine, thank you.

Well, I heard the screams and I came running.

You know, there's some wild boar on this island. That could be pretty dangerous.

It's really nice of you.

Well, I could fix that, you know.

Here.

Don't! Watch.

Easy, easy, easy.

One, two. Look at the birdie, look at the birdie.

How's that? Oh, that's much better. Good. Thank you.

Look, it's better.

Yeah, that's beautiful, isn't it?

Uh, well, I better be going.

See ya.

That's cold. Freezing.

Come on.

Here, let me try.

It's the wind. It's not me. And besides, this is damp.

Hurry up. It's getting cold.

Come on.

Oh.

You try.

Oh, that's great.

When the daughter matches, now you want me to create a miracle. Letting a fire

isn't creating a miracle.

Let's just do it. I'm getting cold. Hey, everybody, here it goes.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Can you smell that?

Smells good.

Barbecue fish.

Forget it.

I said forget it. You're not going anywhere.

He's a criminal.

Thought you might like some company.

Are you hungry?

Well, we ate.

What if you're offering?

Sure, help yourself.

Why don't you sit down?

I had some earlier. Pretty good, huh?

What were you in for?

In prison?

Yeah.

Murder?

Hey, but I'm just as innocent as you are. I mean, that was the charge, that I

killed my wife.

And you didn't?

Hell no, I loved it.

Who did?

Honey, if I knew that, I wouldn't be here.

How do I know you're telling the truth?

You don't know, but if it makes the food go down any easier. No, it doesn't.

I mean, I believe you. I don't know why, but I do.

By the way, I'm Tammy.

I'm Arthur.

Yes, I know.

Why'd you grab Britt's boobs?

Britt's boobs?

Oh, because... they were just so firm and round and... Oh, come

on, you gotta understand. I mean, I haven't seen something like that

since...

Forget it. Just why don't you tell her that I apologize and I'm sorry, okay?

Don't worry about it.

So tell me about yourself.

I'd rather know about you.

Well, I'm a model.

I'm a dancer.

Can I have something to drink?

Do you want to kiss me?

Hey, um... I don't want you to feel obliged just because... I've been

watching you all day.

Planning to make lunch.

Daniel?

Honey, you better go before a lynch mob arrives.

But I want to stay with you.

Why don't you be a good little girl and don't argue?

And I thought you might be different.

Like all the other guys, get what you want and chuck me out.

What a fucking show-off.

She's not home because she went out to dinner last night. Oh, did I really?

Come on. Let's get back

Oh, that's true.

This is never going to work.

Why don't we ask our lovely neighbor for some matches?

We're not going to ask for help.

We're going to take it.

What's on your mind?

We'll lure him away.

That's it.

Britt and I can give him a tit show.

Oh.

Yeah, and while he's watching the show, we'll help ourselves.

It sucks.

Come on.

Where's your spirit of adventure?

I don't feel good about these rallies.

Oh, come on.

I see you girls know how to help yourselves.

So I guess there's no point in me offering you anything.

Austin, we're sorry.

We didn't mean to.

We are hungry. And cold.

Look, we're prepared to pay for it.

It won't be necessary.

I think we've done it.

You know, Arthur, you're really a nice guy.

Why, thank you.

What did you do before?

Oh, I was a boxer.

A boxer?

Yeah. In fact, if this whole mess didn't happen to me, I would have probably been

on my way to the Olympics.

Oh, that's too bad.

Yeah, it is.

I like sportsmen.

I like a man with muscle.

Oh, really?

Skull. Na zdravje.

And to good island neighbor.

Alright, alright.

You're really a lucky guy.

If we don't get rescued, you have six wives.

Well, that's not quite true.

Oh, come on.

Even Ollie and Cat are really sold on you.

Their eagles are just too damn big to admit it.

Come on, Arthur.

You've got it made.

Arthur is king.

Yep.

King Arthur.

Oh, boy.

I like you girls.

No, more than that, I think you girls are great.

Could I have a kiss?

Hey, that's enough Friday.

How about giving Thursday some?

Okay, come here, you.

Oh, fuck.

Well, since you put it that way, let's fuck.

Come over here.

Oh. Oh, you know what I'd like?

You know what I'd like?

I'd like the two of you to lie down on your backs, spread your legs, and I want

to eat both of your pussies.

Okay? Okay?

Take your clothes off.

Take your clothes off.

Bye-bye.

Bye, and you're back.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, open your eyes.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Open.

What's a man?

What the fuck?

Oh, shut up, Sonya. We've heard enough already.

Oh, King Arthur.

Megan. Jealous.

Jealous? Ha!

I could have that dude any time, if I wanted.

Ha, ha, ha.

Oh, you girls are noxious.

What's the matter with her?

How are you doing, Chief?

I'm expecting you.

Look, Arthur, I've been wrong about you.

I wanted to apologize.

I accept.

Well, that's it, I guess.

Well, is there something else you want?

We need you, Arthur.

We?

For you.

Fuck you.

Hmm.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

Come on, we've got to work a little faster here.

No, that's wrong, honey.

We've got to come around this way like that, okay?

And, uh... Make it secure. You know what? Why don't you finish that?

I'll be right back in a second, okay, girls? Okay.

Hello,

Britt. Hello.

Um, about the other day, I wanted to say I'm very sorry. I want to apologize.

Oh, don't worry about it.

I already forgot it.

Really?

Can we be friends?

Sure.

Come on, let's go.

Here we go. Like in the gym. Like in the gym. Come on, like in the gym.

Is that a loose leaf? Yes.

I'm into soul, buddy.

Yes, a drink.

One drink.

I was going to say, don't tickle my feet. Don't tickle my feet.

How could I ever complain?

Oh, Brooklyn was never like this.

Never.

Oh,

that's sweet.

You know what?

I feel like I'm in a dentist's chair.

That's delicious.

You know what?

This is a lot of fun.

But how about we start some real business?

Huh? Can we?

Business! You see, you gave me the pitch. Come on, let's talk a little

business. Maybe.

Can we?

A turn, a turn Don't be greedy

My turn.

Oh, give her a turn.

Give her a turn.

Why aren't you with the other girls? You like them so much.

No, I like you too. In fact, I like you the best.

Then fuck everyone.

No, I don't fuck all of them.

Except one, me.

What is it to you?

What is it to me?

Nothing, that's all.

Don't expect to fuck me.

My kind of woman.

Oh my god!

You know, I can't go with you, girl.

But you listen.

Yeah, you know that, and I know that, but they don't know it.

Now, they'll just send me back to prison.

I think I'll take my chances, and I'll stay right here.

You know we can't stay here, Arthur.

I know.

We'll miss you.

Are you the survivors?

Yes. Is there anyone else? No.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

Oh,

oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, God.