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That waterfall.

That's how your mom's gonna be tonight with me. Yo.

What's up, bro? You trying to come in?

No, no, no. It's for me. All right, easy, bro.

Have a good one.

All right, let's go.

I don't want to even, like, walk around because it's, like, it's dangerous out

here. So I just got to take an Uber Black.

I'm, like, I'm probably, like, 6'6 as well.

How tall do you think I am?

At least 6'5. At least 6'5?

Yeah. You're getting yourself a raise.

I'm going to have that Dubai chocolate.

I'm feeling hella luxurious.

Do you have matcha flavor?

No? Dubai chocolate's fine.

All right, let's do it.

Would you like it?

What's that?

Mini corn.

a mini cone holy that's a huge cone 730 type got you

oh

oh yeah let me do it again my bad it declined it declined so i'm gonna do it

do it again oh yeah yeah again oh

yo

I'm not gonna lie, but I feel like it's broken.

All right, yo, let me do it again. So my card declined, and I checked my bank

account, and I had $7.

I can't be out here, like, getting declined for Dubai chocolate.

And then when the card declined, did you see the look on her face? It was like,

what the fuck is wrong with you? You can't even afford two scoops of Dubai

chocolate? Like, you peasant? You know what I'm saying? That shit is actually

gas.

That's good.

Holy fuck.

I look like I just ate some ass, bro.

Excuse me, can I do this?

You want to have a reading? Is it magic?

What is it? No, it's not magic. Oh, what is it?

It's palm and tarot card readings.

Is it going to tell me the future?

No. Okay, sure.

Have a seat. Am I allowed to eat ice cream while I do it or no?

Okay, thank you. Do you have any say in the future or no? So like for example,

right? You're like, I don't like this guy. And then you give him like a curse

or something or no? No, I don't. You don't do curses?

I don't. Could I curse someone else?

If you have the power to do that. Oh, I have telekinesis.

Uh-huh. So that's a pretty good power. Like how do I develop that power? That's

something, my friend, then you have to go to a different type of person. Okay.

Can I still get a palm reading though? Oh, shit.

You have hand sanitizer?

My tissue guys do it so I didn't you buy chocolate Sorry,

I'm just coughing because I don't know what came so it's like tripping Did

you ever do it before I know yeah, oh my god, so what do you do it's just like

magic The first one you make a first wish Do

I have time to think about it can I wish for more wishes?

There's three wishes you can have.

Okay. Do I tell you the wish? No. Okay.

Do you have any advice for the wish?

I guess it comes from your heart, mind, and soul.

Okay. Can I have a sec? Is that cool? All right.

Oh, did you feel that one or no?

When I did it Okay, that's wish number one. I'm worried cuz she knows about

like all this stuff. So like she felt the energy and stuff Hmm.

Oh, I know Okay,

and then hold on Where that one guy like redo it or not?

I can redo it.

Oh my god. Yo, you're fire.

Come to her. Hold on. Let me think. Mm-hmm

Okay. Now with your right hand.

Okay.

Oh, that's not a good response.

Oh no.

You need to let go of the past, so you need to let the past be a surpassment of

your past.

The sooner you let it be behind you, the sooner you could move forward.

You will achieve what it is you're longing for. You don't need to seek or

get advice from anyone.

You have the capability, the knowledge, and you have the desire.

for the things that you long for in life.

So let your past, your battles, and discernments and disappointments be a

suffocation of the past. Am I going to have a cool life with a Lambo and stuff

like that? If you keep on the right track and don't let others remember what

I told you.

Decisions that you need to make.

Don't let others intervene.

Don't let them know your feelings, your ambitions, your thoughts and emotions.

Oh, my God. Make these decisions on your own. I have to be like a ninja.

All right. Give me some. Give me some. All right, then. How about your pump?

Yo, what the fuck?

Hold on, hold on.

What the fuck?

Yo, yo, yo. Chill, chill, chill.

Chill, chill.

Okay, okay, okay. What the fuck is your fucking problem? Are you serious?

What? Ow, ow. What's your problem? Look. About what? About what? About what?

Look. Look at what? What the fuck did you do? Look. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

You're fucking insane.

What do you mean?

You're such a bum. What's your fucking problem?

What is this?

Look. Just look at it.

What are you? It tastes like piss.

Because it's a pregnancy test, moron.

I thought it was a babe. I'm not gonna lie. You fucking got me pregnant. Are

you stupid?

So two lines is, why are you so upset?

Oh my God, read it. Can you even read? Look, two lines means I'm pregnant.

Are we having a girl?

I don't fucking know. I just took it. I thought you're on like male birth

control or some shit.

No, just steroids. But sometimes you can get pregnant though. Sometimes.

You said that you said you were infertile. I don't fucking know.

Well, honestly, I was just trying to do a cream pie. I don't know why. But, yo,

it's all good. I'm actually, I don't know what I'm going to do, but, like,

this is fucking bad. Well, you come in and you say I have a kid that I have to,

you know, take care of. Yeah, you're about to, yeah. Well, you're about to

start paying me child support. Isn't that how it works?

Me pay you child support?

Yes. Are you dumb? Like, where are you? Are you actually born yesterday?

Wait, do I not get child support?

You're paying me child support. I pay you child support? I'm having this

fucking kid. I didn't even want the kid. Well, I'm keeping it. Oh, my God.

What? Do you want to name him Seamus? No, we're not naming him Seamus. What

the fuck?

Look at me. I'm serious. If this kid comes out light-skinned, we're going to

have a problem. This actually does look like a vape, though.

Are you retarded?

Okay, chill.

It's not going to be like...

a situation where you're naming the kid if i'm paying child support like i'm

literally paying so i should be what do you want to name it i don't even know if

it's going to be a boy it might be a girl could we do like muhammad are you

serious it's the most common name in the world are you not you're actually are

you trolling you're playing with me this is my leg okay my kid muhammad why is

that a problem you're just saying stupid like i i i i just like the name you

could call him mo no we're not calling him mo my son's gonna be a christian

what the oh my god okay we can name him jesus

yo

babe babe okay hold on

hold on hold on can you can we at least have like angry

sex no dude

Okay, I guess I'm a fucking kid now.

So that's like another thing I have.

Ladies and gentlemen, it comes with great displeasure

to admit the fact that I'm fucking broke.

I don't know what to do.

I tried to be an influencer, a YouTuber.

Now I can't even pay for shit because I fucking fell off. I'll tell you what.

I'm gonna become rich.

In this video, I will become rich.

I will grind, I will do side hustles, I'll do anything.

And nothing will fucking stop me from getting rich. But the problem is, I

don't know what I'm doing.

How to make money.

You can make money through traditional employment.

Fuck that.

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Five realistic ways to make money.

I've spent over 10 years trying different online businesses.

And through that process, I've made millions of dollars.

Screw this guy. He doesn't even have a Lambo.

Men who aren't successful by 25 become extremely insecure as they should. Oh my

God. Who is this guy? Why does he have so much chest hair? What the fuck is

this?

To sort of like stimulate my brain with whatever it wants.

Okay, this is bullshit. What does someone do when they need to get?

Money, they learn a skill. How do I do that? I have to go to school. So I'm

going to type in university.

And what grades do I need? Hold on, because I had a 2.0 GPA.

What's a university that would just like accept me? Okay, I got to figure this

out. University for low GPA.

Hustlers University is an online education and mentorship platform

teaching real making money skills.

Oh my God.

Crypto AI with millionaire mentors for $99 a month.

Real members, real results. Look, it's a screenshot of a tech. Who owns the shit?

Who is it? Andrew T.

Let's see. So this is the guy, right? Hold on. Spider-Man is a bitch.

If you like Spider-Man, you need to seriously reassess your life.

He was a dork who got bit by a spider.

Now he's a super spider dork.

And he still can't get laid.

You have to get rich now.

This is what I don't understand.

Oh, I like motivation, but you don't have time. You're up and you're rich

now. It was actually a good film. On the planet, the main characters, if you're

not dedicated, you don't have the motivation, if you're not prepared to do

whatever it takes. I was walking to college with three of my friends and a

guy burnt past in a red Ferrari.

I didn't know about girls on yachts. I didn't know about anything. I'm growing

up in England, completely flat broke. I knew I couldn't live as a second class

citizen.

What the fuck are you doing? I'm top G.

What? What?

I'm embodying top G. No one can replace top G, but you have to emulate.

He built an empire off of webcam and he got a lot of like girls to

like join and he made a lot of money.

So realistically, it's like if I do that, I'll be a millionaire. I'll be

fine. You know what I'm saying?

And I'm like a kickboxer too.

G and then I'm like, yep It's is this symmetrical

is it symmetrical Don't

hurt top G.

What are you doing the top G?

Ah My sideburns got a cigarette. Yeah

Everyone's wearing this have a hug

Holy shit!

What's that for?

No,

not really.

I don't know, it's kind of funny.

What's funny about me?

I don't know, I fuck with it though. You fuck with it? Yeah. Yeah, what do you

fuck with though?

It's a bald cap.

It's not a bald cap.

Oh, it's just your hair?

Yeah, I'm just bald.

No, because you know why? I have high testosterone.

So, like, I lost my hair.

Yeah, so it grows here. It grows everywhere else except here.

Because this is like, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, you like it? Yeah, I like your hair. Your hair's fire.

Yeah, I like your fit. You guys want to hang out? I'll get you guys dessert.

Okay. dessert all right let me get your number i bet okay hold on oh my god my

face id is not working holy shit what's up

are you streaming nah what are you doing i just recorded and watch it back later

i'll see you later have a good one

okay lady says escape the nine to five

Enter the 4 a.m. To 11 p.m. I guess the how you grind we're joining 4,000

signals This fucking bullshit fucking bullshit

Trafficking minors and entertain addicted in Romania for trafficking

minors and money wander on this is who I looked up to Camera look at me. This is

who I fucking looked up to this was my goat. I did push-ups every morning for

this guy

I was this I almost had a webcam studio because of this guy cuz I was trying to

make money in it it just shows That's all fucking bullshit

what the heck is he kissing a pool is he humping a pool

what the heck what is he doing oh this guy's coming

oh no you have any money

you have money for crack no no i'll give you a blow job thank you so much no no

money Bro, please.

Thank you. Bro, I need money, please.

I don't want it.

Oh, my God.

Why do I need money?

For crack.

You know any guys I could suck off for a buck?

Uber?

Yeah. No, no, no, we're just crack.

What the fuck happened to you?

Are you good?

You camera man?

What happened? Is that you man?

Is that you man?

You're finally free man, free from all of it.

Bro, you need some help man?

Alright, good news bro. I got something that's gonna help you out.

Is this a fucking toaster?

No man, it's a computer.

Is it Apple?

Yes bro.

Bro, open it up. Trench IO.

$500. You're giving me $500?

I heard of this bitch-ass company before everything fucking went wrong, bro.

Heard of it.

What the fuck is this, man? Nevada?

Meta?

You're coming for me?

i never did have the best luck trading but it seems like trench io is a pretty

good thing because i was looking at it they let you have literally a thousand x

trading multiplier meaning you have a thousand dollars you can turn that into

Although what's a thousand times a thousand you can win a fucking million.

Holy fuck Nuggets. Okay. Well, I have $500 so if I put 500 I got a thousand

I'm up $27 $100 $300 700 750 980. Oh my god.

I don't even know what this fucking shit means. Oh my god up a thousand Oh my

god, daddy Alright a hundred fuck it.

Oh shit.

I Keep doing this shit, bro

And you're gonna let me keep that. You gave me the laptop, you're gonna let me

keep it? Okay, in that case, I might actually be able to make it out. Oh,

play straight.

Go up, go up, go up, go up.

Go up, go up, go up, go up.

538, 554, 600, little, little, little, little, little. Oh my God, 1,000, oh my

God, 1,000, oh my God.

Yo, I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm just thinking it's gonna go up. Oh my

God, it went down. Oh my God, it went down so much. Oh my God, yes.

My god, yes, daddy. Yes. Oh seventy five dollars forty five Six hundred

six hundred six hundred up again Five

thousand six hundred thousand times multiply I Didn't know that trading

was so profitable Wait, they're listening to our devices.

I'm Jewish. I'm Jewish. I'm Jewish. I'm Jewish. I'm Jewish.

Oh my god. It's up oh my god it's up oh my god it's up 650 oh my god it's up oh

my god it's up oh my god it's up 800 one more one more one more one more i'm

jewish i'm jewish i'm jewish i'm jewish i'm jewish i'm jewish seven

thousand six hundred dollars

i don't have to live on the fucking streets anymore

but for a while

The streets were my home.

Alright, we got an eclectic assortment of food here.

Anything from Oreos to sardines. Sardines for the protein.

Oreos.

Because who wouldn't want a fucking Oreo, you know what I'm saying?

Thank you.

Here you go, man.

I got some more, actually. I got some more food.

I got some more for you, bro.

There you go, man

Your name on it. Yes, sir. God bless.

God bless you, bro. Yeah.

Hello, Mark.

Hello,

Mark. No,

I only have this.

Nope.

Only food.

You can sell it, maybe.

Yeah. Two more?

You trying to trade that?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

More than you got.

More than you can make with your fucking career.

Jesus, bro.

$200,000. I really came up, bro. I had crazy gyno. I was doing whippets. And

now, $200,000.

Dude, you're falling off the rails right now, man. I'm falling off the rails? I

think I'm falling into the rails right now. You're a Walmart Jordan Belford.

I'm a Walmart Jordan Belford. Does Jordan Belford fucking trade like this?

No, he doesn't. He does fucking penny stocks or some shit. No, seriously, man.

I'm worried about you. You're worried about what?

I got something for you. You need a little pick-me-up. Here.

The fuck is this, bro? I'm going to the gym. I don't need any of this bullshit.

Sigma. No, Enigma.

Microdose capsule.

One capsule recommended or as needed.

Today, we're going to go to the gym because I was already going to go to the

gym and I just got off.

And we're going to take these and we're going to see what happens. Bottoms up.

Oh, I'm supposed to take it for. Oh, shit.

Wait, hold on.

Oh, fuck.

There's one capsule's a microdose. The second capsule's a full dose.

So I'm doing a full dose.

I did a full dose. I didn't mean to actually swallow it. I was literally

going to fake it for the video, but now I actually have to. Now I'm actually.

Did you actually swallow it? I swear to God, I did.

Oh, my fucking God, dude.

Is this a good style on me or no?

Sure. That's fucking bullshit, man.

Tell you right now, it's fucking bullshit.

You know what I'm saying? I know.

Started off with some biceps.

Yeah. Ooh.

Feel every muscle fiber in my being right now.

Oh, yeah.

Feeling every muscle fiber. Yeah. Come on, baby. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah. Yeah, you see that shit? Yeah.

Dude, I feel like these shrooms are giving me the confidence to conquer any

task.

Any task, anywhere, anytime, baby.

You know what I'm saying?

Look at this. Oh, we switched up the fucking location of the curls.

Sometimes you got to do curls in different locations for maximal gains,

right?

Oh, curl right here.

Let's switch the location, right? Switch the location.

So we're here now.

let's bring it up bring it up yep and then switch the location what

this does right when you switch the location

of your curls is it makes sure you're strong in any situation right

it's on a mountain you might want to do some curls so you're strong on a

mountain when we when We train for in real life situations, right? Does that

make sense?

So again, like I'm doing, let's say like even like lateral raises, like for

example, right?

I'm strong here, but what happens if, oh my God, guys, we're in

a cabin. So I have to go to the wood and I have to make sure I'm strong in this

situation as well.

Doing my lateral raises, right?

So, locational hypertrophy is definitely something

to keep in mind.

And that's why old school bodybuilders train with free weights and not as much

machines. Because you don't really get the benefit of

locational training.

Doing curls here, doing curls here. Sometimes I even do curls, look, I go

like this.

Right, I'm on the rack.

And I can do some curls.

But imagine I just did curls

standing.

I wouldn't be as good in this position doing curls here,

right? If I'm practicing curls like this, and you're always doing standing

curls on the mat, I'm going to destroy you in a curl competition when we're

sitting on on on the rack if that were to happen it

went up my ass all right i'm gonna be

real okay i'm not the biggest right now we're gonna be hopping back on cycle

unfortunately i know you guys want to see the natty journey i stopped doing it

because honestly it was gay so i'm just on trt right now 100 100 mg

a week and this is my size right so i'm six to 215

pounds uh 6.7 by 5.6

so not bad not bad size you get it i

i i gotta get huge man you know i was thinking you know maybe with the face

you know a couple months ago you remember how pretty i was i was so

attractive you know and i had the jawline going and everything like that

and i you know i could i could have took that further but listen i'm not a looks

matcher honestly i'd rather be an ogre that's uh completely disgusting but you

know the thing is like some girls like that man you know the girls with daddy

issues i love that i love that man you know they go for the ogre guys you know

and the thing is

Those types of girls, a lot of them, there's not a lot actually. There's less

than you think, but they're so beautiful.

And their type is that ogre guy, right? So, and there's not many.

So if you could just be the top ogre, you can pull literally girls who are so

incredibly hot. But if you're just like a little ogre, like I'm a little ogre.

I'm like, you know, I'm almost a full ogre, but I'm like a little one, a

skinny one, you know?

You go to Pure Muscle and Fitness, you see the fucking real ogres.

250 to 285 pounds. I'm a little ogre. I'm almost there, you know, I'm what,

five cycles away?

Something like that.

You know, if I really push it three cycles away.

But yeah, I'm going to show you what I do for my arms, even though I just gave

you some bullshit ass rant.

with this it's crazy because bro you literally feel every contraction

and it's like you feel warm you feel like this euphoria you feel connected

you feel wise right like training like

this i genuinely do it was enjoyable i would say i was definitely weaker

than i normally am i usually

I can do a lot more weight, but like for some reason, I couldn't get the same

amount of weight, but I felt like I could do more endurance.

And I felt like the pumps were really, really good because I felt like so

connected to my body, if that makes sense.

And I'll say this, if you had music, whoa, you would be

feeling crazy.

And another thing is like, I had a, I developed a telepathy, right?

So for example, I was talking to that, that, you point the camera there,

please.

I was talking to that fixture there and I got to know her. Her name's Danielle,

all these things.

And I'm able to read the mind of my cameraman. For example, he's thinking of

Lana Rhodes right now.

He's thinking about gooning.

I would rate it a seven out of 10. It's a good experience.

It's not like an everyday thing.

It's like a once in a while thing. I rate it a seven out of 10.

I recommend it.

I don't recommend it.

I don't know what I'm allowed to say on here. So I'm just not even gonna say

anything, but I think it's a seven out of 10.