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Frankie and Johnny were lovers.

Oh, lordy, how they could love.

They promised to be true to each other, just as true as the stars above.

He was her man, and he would never do her wrong.

Frankie and Johnny were lovers.

Oh, Lordy, how they could love.

They swore they'd be true to each other.

Frankie found to the corner, just for a bucket of beer.

Frankie said to the bartender, has my lovingest man been here?

He was her man.

Don't say

Honey, honey, you're not leaving early against the day, are you?

We're supposed to. I don't care what I said we were going to do.

Now I have to go make some structural tests on the computer, and it doesn't

live with me like you do.

So just kindly bug off.

You know, you think you're so hot.

Every night you come walking in here at 3 o'clock in the morning, and that's

okay, because you're a big star.

Well, I don't give a damn.

I've got things to do, and I intend to do them.

And you and your career and everything else, screw it!

Now don't you wonder why you feel the way you do when your best friend lets

you down?

There ain't no reason for you to feel free and easy when your best friend

lets you down.

Okay.

Kitchy-koo!

Frankie, what are you doing here?

Now, Frankie, I got work to do.

Come on, Johnny. I miss you. I haven't seen you in at least two hours.

Ha, ha. You believe that?

What a pain in the ass.

Come on, Johnny. The recording got called off. The drummer got sick.

Where's Jerry?

Oh, he had to go to IBM this morning.

But he'll be back this afternoon.

Why?

I just thought... I'm sorry about this morning, Johnny.

I'm selfish, I know.

Sure is a good thing you're so good-looking.

Come on, just give me an hour to finish this job, and then we'll go to lunch,

okay?

Oh, come on, honey.

Just go sit over there, huh? Go ahead.

Johnny? Johnny?

Huh?

Johnny, look.

Come on, Frankie.

I'm almost done. Just give me a minute.

Johnny, I'm so horny this morning. We didn't ball, remember?

Aw, Frankie, for crying out loud.

Johnny, you want some love?

Aw, Frankie, come on. I've got to get this done or poof. No 30 grand for my

safety car.

Johnny,

take me from the back.

I want to feel that hot rod of yours slide up me.

Frankie, for God's sakes.

Look, Johnny, let me see it. Nobody's here. Let me hold it. He's kind of

pornographic, isn't he?

Frankie, you're going to make me mess up this problem.

That's not all I want you to mess up.

Oh, Frankie.

That really feels nice.

Aw, come on, Frankie.

Let's do this right.

Frankie, you're really funny.

Johnny, take me from the back.

Okay.

Turn around.

Johnny, you fell out.

That's okay.

I'll put it back in.

Oh, yeah? Catch me first.

Hey,

honey, don't run. You might break something.

Frankie, come over here and give me some love.

You've got to wash it first.

Do it with your lips.

Okay.

Oh,

Frankie. Oh, oh, oh.

I'm coming.

Drink it, Frankie. Drink it.

Drink it, babe.

Frankie,

you've done it again, hon.

You completely made me forget about that problem that I was working on.

Now here, let me get back and try to finish it, okay?

Mind

if I

play with myself while you're working?

Not at all. Go right ahead.

Oh, now it's all messed up.

It's gonna break.

I know the car's gonna break.

I just know it.

Why doesn't that big brain of yours have a vibrator? That would be really neat.

Oh, come on, Johnny, give me some love.

Come on.

Please?

Please?

Oh, Johnny, who... Who cares about that stupid old car anyway?

How you doing, Alice?

What are you doing way out here?

Hi, Johnny.

I was just on my way over to Frankie's house, aren't you?

Yeah, yeah, but my fuel line broke.

Hey, why don't you give me a little kiss, huh, sugar?

What's that?

Fresh kiss.

Okay.

Yeah?

Frankie phoned me last night.

Yeah? She said that you were coming back, and she wants us all to get

together for a sort of a welcome home party.

Yeah, I know.

Well, look, come on, let's get out of here.

Why are we stopping here?

Let's sit and talk for a moment.

About what?

Oh, whatever.

Oh, okay.

You got 30 grand?

No, but I've got nice tits.

You know, Alice, you know you're really too much, you know that?

You really, really are.

Oh, you remember that first night?

Yes, Johnny, I do remember the first and the last night.

Oh, come on, Alice.

Frankie told me she'd break up with me even if I looked at you again.

Oh, and she's so bossy and everything.

Johnny, Johnny, stay close.

I like your wig! I really do!

In reality, I am, uh... Give me some of your beer.

Some of that beer.

How long have you been inside?

My name is Bald Eagle.

It's showing up in rosy red.

Hey, do you know Frankie?

No.

I know you don't.

She's a big shot. She's a big singing star.

Women are free.

And they can do as we please.

Women are free.

Women are free.

Women are free.

Bush, I love the way you play. Let's make an album together.

How about it, Lala?

Okay, Kirsten.

Frankie, this is Johnny.

How do you do?

I'm glad to meet you.

Come on, let's show me the rest of the house.

Okay.

So you're a

race car driver, huh?

Yeah, that's right.

Well, you can race up my tunnel anytime, sweet me.

Yeah.

You're right.

You're cute.

Come on. I'll show you the rest of the house.

I could have bought a larger house, but I don't know.

This one seems enough for me.

Hey, listen.

Would you two like to see the view from the rear window?

Yeah, well, look, I've had kind of lots to drink. Would you mind if I saw the

bedroom first?

Little boy got to go potty.

Oh, Alice, would you close your flapping mouth?

It's at the top of the stairs, Johnny. Okay, thanks a lot. I'll see you two in

just a minute.

Alice, I don't know what you have up your sleeve, but I wish you'd just cool

it.

Why don't we both ball him?

Alice, you're nuts.

Oh, come on, Frankie.

Come on.

I don't know. I've got a party going on.

Come on. It'll be fun. It really will.

Half an hour?

Okay. All right, all right.

He is good looking.

Maybe we'll, uh, see if he's hung that good, huh?

Well, uh-huh. I feel a lot better now.

Why don't y'all show me that view where, uh...

Okay,

right this way, Johnny.

Hey, girls, what goes?

We've got a surprise for you, Johnny boy.

We're gonna R, A,

P, E. You, you cutie pie, you.

Hey, now, you two girls are very funny, but why don't we just go back

downstairs?

Hey, Johnny.

You are a race car driver, aren't you?

Yeah.

Well, then, how would you like to race around the...

Come on, Johnny boy.

Let's get it on.

You are my best friend, aren't you, Frankie?

Yes, Alice.

Well then, I'm first.

Take it easy with a coat, will you? I gotta leave here in a moment.

Well, now, Frankie and Johnny were sweethearts.

Drew was a blue, blue guy.

He was a long-legged guitar picker with a wicked wandering eye.

He was a man nearly all of the time.

Well, Johnny, he's back a believer.

Come on, lover boy.

Let's see how that hot rod of yours works.

Shove it up, mate.

Come on, Johnny, just for the fun of it, huh?

Well, what about your party?

Oh, fuck it.

Well, if you girls want it, I got it.

Come on, lover boy.

I'm ready for you.

Do you like it, Johnny boy?

Sure I like it.

Hey Frankie, why don't you join in?

in my wheel

She passed out.

Yeah, she's really a nut.

Did you like that?

Yes, she's all right, but she's kind of too drunk to be any good.

Help me get her off the bed.

Oh, okay.

Good riddance.

Come here, Johnny boy. You bring that beautiful body over here.

Johnny,

don't

make it with her again.

Be mine, huh?

I'll make it worth your while.

Oh, okay.

Oh, shoot.

I don't give a damn.

Come here. Give me a little hug.

Why don't you give me a little hug? A big hug.

Look, Alice,

why don't we... Why don't we just get out of here and go to Frankie's? We're

early, and we can get there and... You know, relax and do it right, okay?

The sooner the better.

Okay, here, move over. Let me drive.

How do you start this? Okay.

Johnny, you know, I'm really surprised to see you.

Oh?

Did you know that Frankie's ex-husband, Ray, is trying to get her back?

Did you ever meet him?

Yeah.

I met him a long time ago.

You know, it seems that I've known Frankie for so long.

Almost my whole life, it seems.

Ah, but Frankie, she's so hung up on her thing. You know, all the things that

she's doing.

But I guess I am, too.

How are things going at the garage, honey?

Well, I don't know.

Yeah, I'm just so tired of working all those rinky-tink cars and listening to

my boss yell at me.

I know I could get it together if I could just work on my own car for a

while. You will.

Now, look, I'm sorry.

Why don't you try and cheer me up?

I'll see what I can do.

You sure do have big tits.

Well, what have we here?

Well, I didn't say I was that depressed.

Come on, come on, hon.

Okay.

This is radio station H.E.A.D.

Coming to you from the crux of Hollywood.

Look, would you just knock that off and do it?

Yeah, you really do have big tits.

Oh.

Stop it.

Look, you're gonna make me cum if you keep on doing that.

Oh, okay.

Mm. Rider ready to mount.

Okay.

Riders, ten shot.

Mm.

Prepare to mount.

Mount.

Okay, take it easy.

Yeah. Oh, God.

You almost made me come that time.

I'm going to make you come this time.

Oh, I'm ready.

Oh,

it's down there.

You're going to make me come.

Okay,

Frankie. Okay.

There.

Okay.

I really love you, Johnny.

I really do.

You've given me so much.

Oh, I'm nothing different.

You just like my big, uh, tongue.

Oh, shit.

Hello?

Ray? It's my husband.

Look, honey, I'm getting dressed.

Hey, honey, you're not going anywhere.

Look, sugar, I don't want to stick around here and meet your husband.

Doesn't that make sense?

Oh, shit.

You wait right here. I'll go get it.

Hello, Ray.

Is this your new lover?

you speedy casanova you keep her filthy hands off my wife or it's not going to

be my fist that's going to be poking you the next time you understand

I'm not done with you yet, buddy.

Johnny?

Johnny?

Johnny?

Johnny, I love you, Johnny.

Alice, let me confide in you.

I'm seeing Frankie not so much for love, but for some money.

A lot of money.

$30,000, in fact.

Because I'm going to build the first safety car.

I can get a million dollars for all those patents.

I need Frankie.

And I need that money more than you'll ever know.

I know Frankie loves me.

And that's why she's going to give me the money.

She doesn't love Ray. She never has and she never will.

He's just got more money than her, that's all.

And that fascinates her.

She doesn't want Ray, I know that. She wants me, and I need her.

Yeah, all 30,000 of her.

Hello, Frankie?

Frankie, please don't hang up.

Oh, Frankie.

Oh, honey, why don't you please see me?

I need you.

Listen, Johnny.

Johnny, I don't care.

Johnny, I've warned you not to fuck me over.

Look, you've stolen from me, beat me.

Listen, buddy, you're a pain in the ass.

Johnny, I don't care.

Johnny.

Honey, I promise I won't let you down this time.

Okay.

Oh, that's terrific.

Okay, four o'clock.

Okay, honey, I'll see you at four.

I love you.

Johnny?

Johnny?

Boy, you are really on a trip today.

Why don't we listen to some music?

May I turn on the radio?

Sure, why not? It's your car.

You mean my piece of junk.

Direct from Hollywood, it's Frankie Lee with her newest hit.

Hey, will you turn that damn thing off?

God.

I don't care.

I really don't care.

Come on, driver. Drive faster.

All right.

You know, I really need you, Johnny.

Here, I need you too, honey.

Johnny, look at that deserted house.

Let's stop there and do it right.

We're early. Come on.

What do you do when your best friend lets you down? What can you say to

anyone around?

What do you do when your best friend lets you down? What can you say

to anyone around?

Someday you're gonna wind up hanging in the blue.

Johnny, let me down!

Let me down!

I hope he's not hurt.

Johnny? Johnny?

Johnny?

Johnny? Johnny, can you hear me?

Oh, Frankie.

Thank God you came.

I really lost up that turn, didn't I?

Come here.

Give me a kiss.

Stay right where you are, honey.

I was so worried. The radio said you were hurt seriously.

Nah.

I just busted out my hands and friggin' told them my car.

Damn.

I can't even beat off anymore.

That's all right. I'll do it for you.

Yeah, I'll bet you would.

Sure would.

Here, let's pull the covers back.

Frankie, stop it!

Oh.

You didn't get hurt there any.

You've gotten bigger.

Ah, it's getting bigger now.

Frankie, if somebody came in here right now, we'd both be embarrassed.

Oh. Now stop it, Frankie.

My,

are you hard.

Now Frankie, if anybody comes through that door, I don't want you to stop no

matter what, okay?

We'll just tell them it's physical therapy.

Hey, Frankie, why are we stopping at this old dump for?

This is Allison's car.

Frankie, are you sure you want to see Johnny?

Don't worry. He won't let me down.

What?

Frankie.

Frankie. I'm sorry.

I can explain everything.

Meet me today.

I waited two friggin' hours.

You better get out of here.

Don't you tell me what to do, you dumb bitch.

Thank you.

Thank you.

What do you do when your best friend lets you down? What can you say to

anyone around?

What do you do when your best friend lets you down? What can you say to

anyone around?

Mr. Ellis, your car designing is, well, how can I say it, rather unique.

Your past two designs have apparently not paid off in either concept or money.

No, I'm sorry, Mr. Ellis.

But I've been advised by our foundation's funding board to require

from you an equal amount of money to that which our foundation is funding.

But, sir, I have to finish the car in two months for the Toronto Transpo show.

I don't know how I can come up with that amount of money that fast.

I'm sorry, Mr. Ellis. The situation is quite out of my control.

Am I out of control?

Am I out of control?

Out of control?

Out of control?

Out of control?

Out of control?

Out of control?

Frankie, please come back to me.

Hey, there's no reason to look back.

I need you.

I've always loved you.

I was with you before either of us were so well off.

Look at this.

Big shots.

We did it.

We won that little fight.

Come on.

Forget about your Johnny.

What do you want with him anyway?

If it's a fast car as you like, I'll buy you a whole team of Ferraris.

He's nothing but a stupid car junkie, and you're a beautiful queen.

Can't you see that I want you?

Frankie, please.

Please love me.

Please love me.

Please love me.

Please love me.

Please love me.

Should I go back?

Should I go back?

Should I go back?

Should I go back?

Get fucked, shitheads!

I've got no one

Mother of God.

Hello? Oh, bloody.

Really?

Well, Frankie's singing right now.

Give me about a half hour.

Yeah.

Hey.

You still got that big negligee?