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WASTED GULCH

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SALOON GUNSHOT WOUND COME IN AND HAVE A DRINK!

Yosemite Sam. -It's Yosemite Sam.

Yippee, Yosemite Sam.

The roughest, toughest, most masculine hombre

who ever crossed the Rio Grande.

And I ain't no sissy.

Now, all of you, scram.

This place looked like an anthill.

Is there any varmint that wants to tame me?

Well, are there?

I want to try.

Like Gary Cooper, huh?

What's goin' on, Doc?

'What's goin' on, Doc?'

Listen, stranger, there ain't room for the two of us here.

Is that so?

Sorry, friend.

Is there enough room now?

No, still not. And now you get outta this town.

No, sir.

Oh, yes, sir.

REVOLVER

No, sir. -Oh, yes, sir.

SUPER REVOLVER

No, sir.

MICRO REVOLVER

Okay, smarty. Dance.

Your turn, Sam.

DANGER - MINE SHAFT

Fool. So gullible, so naive.

Walk, you dumb clod.

Hold on, partner, I won't stand for that.

You're provoking me.

Yes, I'm provoking you.

I dare you to step over this line.

Okay, I'll step over it.

I dare you to step over this.

Over this one.

And that one.

And this one.

Sometimes I feel guilty about what I do.

But not now.

Wait a minute, Sam. This isn't getting us anywhere.

This is where we started.

Say, you're right, vermin.

Listen.

We'll do it like in the Westerns and play cards

and the loser leaves town.

Deal.

I always play gin rummy, Sam.

Okay, deal the cards.

Not like that, you fool.

You start. Come on, show your cards.

Don't rush me. I'm thinking.

And I have a headache.

Yeah, that's right.

Gin. You lose.

Goodbye. Have a nice trip.

Don't forget your overshoes in Chicago.

Don't forget to write.

Taxi.

THE YELLOW TAXI CO. - TAXI

Hurry up, get in. To the station, Mac.

WILD GORGE

Goodbye. Have a nice trip, Sammy.

MIAMI EXPRESS

Goodbye, Sammy, see you in Miami.

THAT'S IT, FOLKS.