Original subtitles

2 (upbeat, pulsing music)

Who is he?

-What is it? -What do you want?

What are are you staring at?

Get that asshole!

Don't fucking let him escape!

Stop. Stop.

(upbeat music continues)

Stop. Stop.

(hurried footsteps)

(car engine revs)

Stop. I said stop.

Stop.

Stop, rascal.

(Narrator male) 'We got the good guys,'

'the bad guys,'

(loud thud)

'and then we got these useless dimwits.'

(upbeat music)

Catch him. Catch him.

Stop.

(tires screech)

Catch him.

(laboured breathing)

This way.

(Narrator male) 'He's probably the first candidate'

'in this entire country'

'who got busted for bribery'

'while studying for the civil services.'

(azaan call)

(traffic noise)

(car honking)

(engine backfires)

Oh, for God's sake!

Dad, let's just all three of us

squeeze in together on this one, all right?

Yeah, Grandpa. Come with us.

Nah, the engine's gone cold due to the weather.

It'll be running in no time. I'm warming it up.

Almost there, almost there.

(bells ringing)

You think it's maybe out of fuel?

I just pumped in 200 bucks of fuel.

No chance this baby's out of fuel.

I saw Baggu with a bottle and a pipe yesterday.

For real?

That goddamn jerk!

He'll drive me over the edge one day.

The tank's empty.

Where the hell is that troublemaker?

-Call him. -He's in his room.

He's feeling really down.

Why is he still huddled up in there?

He doesn't want to go to the wedding?

He isn't coming, Dad.

Why not?

If he sees her getting married,

he'll realise just how worthless he is!

Why make him feel like shit? Let it go.

I didn't ask him to go and fall in love, did I?

He hasn't had a good beating in ages.

A couple of whacks and he'll learn his damn place.

You've been beating him for years anyway.

He stole the damn fuel!

How am I supposed to ride this thing now?

Don't worry, we'll figure something out.

What's the problem?

Channu, Baggu stole all the fuel

for Grandpa's scooter. It won't start.

Calling him by his name, huh? Can't you just say Uncle instead?

Leave it, Aunty. She's just a little kid.

'This is Channu. Aka Shamendra Awasthi.'

'Even though he's known for speaking his mind,'

'he's never had the guts'

'to confess his love for her since they were kids.'

Uncle. You can take my bike instead.

Nah, I won't be able to handle it.

Come on, Uncle, even tiny-ass kids ride bikes these days.

It has self-start. Please take it.

Don't worry.

You take them with you.

I'll fix this jalopy up and catch up.

Let's go, Mini.

Damn it!

Jump on.

That guy is going to drive me go crazy.

Bye.

Neither the dad gets my feelings nor his daughter.

Don't know how long

I got to get screwed in the name of love.

'Meet Aryabhatt Shrivastav,'

'Neighbours believe

while Aryabhatta discovered Zero,

'Our Aryabhatt Has given birth to zero.'

(upbeat music)

(cellphone rings)

(phone smashes)

Rinku's life has now been permanently marked as VIP.

She's going to marry an SDM and leave this place for good.

And you mister...

You graduated a couple of years ago,

but your life is gradually turning into NPA.

Correct.

Bro, why don't you do something with your life?

You're right, Brother.

Don't act like you're so successful.

You should be thankful to your dad for dying on-duty

and getting you a job at the city corporation.

Otherwise, you would have been as useless as me.

Hey,

I'm trying to give you some advice,

and you're talking shit about me instead?

Then keep your trap shut.

Why even bother with it?

Fine, I won't bother talking sense anymore. Happy now?

What's the point of regretting it now,

The damage is already done.

..you bastard ,You dare sing.

Baggu!

Let me go, Brother.

C'mon, sing.

Stop, his eyeballs are popping out.

-Bro... a little help! -Let him go, Baggu.

Let him go, rascal.

(glass clinks)

Thank god the bottle survived,

or else I would have kicked you two out.

Talk some sense into him.

My throat is swollen.

Feels like I have a noose around my neck.

Have a sip, and you'll feel better.

Fine.

How do you feel now?

(gasps)

I feel better, Brother.

How about another drink?

Don't drink too much. You have a wedding to attend.

Are you attending it too?

Yeah, I don't have any other choice.

She's from my neighborhood.

I've been like a father figure to her.

I would say you should attend it too.

I've heard that if a lover attends

his girlfriend's wedding and eats there,

then he'll never go hungry.

Why?

Because he becomes shameless!

(footsteps)

Damn!

Nice job, dude.

Here comes princess.

You guys are having a good time with those drinks.

And here I've been freaking out,

thinking you might have slit your wrist or something.

She actually believes she's worth me slitting my wrist.

Why did you turn off your phone?

Can you tell her to leave, Brother?

Don't drag me into this.

Excuse me.

Can you move a little bit?

Scooch over.

(Footsteps)

(light comic music)

Hey!

It's loaded.

Is it?

Really?

(light romantic music)

I didn't even feel this anxious when I missed my first period!

I'm fucked up in the head.

Come on, quit moping around like a heartbroken romantic,

clean up and come say goodbye to me gracefully.

I don't want to feel guilty when I leave.

Understood?

Get lost, drama queen.

You call this drama?

I've been loving you,

emotionally and physically, since we were kids.

You were the one who said,

"I won't be able to do it, Rinku."

"Find a nice guy and get married."

Now that I'm getting married to an SDM,

you're getting jealous.

Why would I be jealous of that SDM? What's so special about him?

He is bigger then...

(cellphone rings)

My mind is already fucked up,

and my luck is that I ended up with an extra frustrated husband.

Yes.

Come on, babe. Why so formal.

Call me, honey.

Hmm...

(male 1) 'Oh, you're feeling shy.'

Tell me, what are you up to?

Nothing much. Just getting ready.

I wish I could see you getting all dolled up.

(male 1) 'What are you wearing?'

Everything.

Honey, we still have 51 minutes until our wedding.

And every minute feels like forever to me.

Tell me, what should I do?

Be patient. Just hang in there.

That's what I'm struggling with.

(male 1) 'Tell me,'

do you love me as much as I love you?

Absolutely.

Then give me a sweet kiss.

Kiss?

Right now?

Yes, right now.

There are so many people around.

How can I kiss you?

If my baby doesn't kiss me,

then I'll feel like she doesn't love me.

(comic music)

(kisses)

(sighs)

(wedding music)

(clears throat)

♪Passengers got to keep an eye on their own gear♪

(ovation)

♪They got to keep an eye on their own gear♪

♪Passengers got to keep an eye on their own gear♪

♪This wedding's teetotal♪

♪But there's a mini-bar running from the back of the car♪

♪The bride's all set, the groom's ready to go♪

♪Uncle's sloshed, and guests are letting loose♪

♪"Eat up, they got an in-house chef for the feast♪

♪Now everybody hit the dance floor, immediately♪

♪Today if you miss the chance,♪

♪You'll never get to dance♪

♪Today if you miss the chance, you'll never get to dance♪

♪Today if you miss the chance, you'll never get to dance♪

♪Today if you miss the chance, you'll never get to dance♪

♪Have a drink, keep it neat♪

♪Shake your legs, move to the beat♪

♪"Have a blast like you've never had a chance,"♪

♪Today if you miss the chance, you'll never get to dance♪

♪Today if you miss the chance, you'll never get to dance♪

♪Today if you miss the chance, you'll never get to dance♪

♪Passengers got to keep an eye on their own gear♪

♪ Uncle's upset, don't let the mood dim ♪

♪ Find out what he wants, someone check on him♪

♪ Tell his wife whatever he's got to say♪

♪She's the only one who can bring him back in line♪

♪Let there be fights and noise ♪

♪Get them on the floor, show them how it's done♪

♪"Hey, Sister...♪

♪Hey, Brother-in-law...♪

♪If Sister dances, everybody will follow along♪

♪If Brother-in-law dances, everybody will dance to the song ♪

♪Today if you miss the chance, you'll never get to dance,♪

♪Passengers got to keep an eye ♪

♪The girls have caked their faces in make-up♪

♪Like it's their own wedding♪

What are you--

You were acting all tough.

Stop shedding tears.

Gulp it down.

You're a strong boy.

What are you doing?

(clinking sound)

(sobs)

I'm leaving

Take care.

Bro, tell her not to go.

Bro, tell him to be supportive,

you don't always have to stand beside someone

(sobs)

♪Today if you miss the chance, you'll never get to dance♪

♪Today if you miss the chance, you'll never get to dance♪

♪Today if you miss the chance, you'll never get to dance♪

♪Today if you miss the chance, you'll never get to dance♪

♪Have a drink, keep it neat♪

♪Shake your legs, move to the beat♪

♪Have a blast like you've never had a chance♪

♪Today if you miss the chance, you'll never get to dance♪

♪Today if you miss the chance, you'll never get to dance♪

♪Today if you miss the chance, you'll never get to dance♪

♪Passengers got to keep an eye on their own gear♪

Why did you quit?

He's her brother.

Hit it.

(Upbeat band music)

(car engine revs)

(upbeat title music)

(playful romantic music)

(traffic sound)

Grandpa, see how the groom is dancing.

Your groom will also dance like this.

Rinku married such a cartoon.

He's a deputy collector.

Let's go, dear.

Mom. I'm leaving.

Won't you have breakfast?

No. I was late yesterday too. Reached after PTperiod.

Hurry up, Mini.

Bye, Grandma. Bye, Grandma.

-Bye... -(muffled voice)

She left it.

You drink it.

Where's our Prince Charming?

He's been hopped-up since last night.

He won't quit.

What kind of mom are you?

Your kid's been high since last night and you aren't even concerned?

What am I supposed to do?

I can't babysit him 24/7.

I have no clue when he does it.

You never know.

Go call him. I wanna chat with him.

(TV sound)

Oh, he is awake!

Thank the Lord.

Look at this mess.

What the hell is all this?

Oh, for crying out loud!

Get up. Your dad wants a word.

Let's go downstairs.

(TV sound)

'Girlfriend cheated on a man'

'and he ended up becoming an IAS officer.'

'Dumped lovers often turn into nutjobs,'

'boozehounds, or even killers.'

'But Balraj Singh who got duped in love,'

'ended up being Itava District's collector.'

You sipping on some tea?

Enjoy that while you can.

You thought about tomorrow?

What's your game plan for tomorrow?

Tomorrow?

What's tomorrow?

Huh?

-What's tomorrow you ask? -Hmm.

It's the fourth-day ritual after my death

Thought about your future much?

You going do something about it or what?

Why are you raising your blood pressure first thing in the morning?

I wanna be an IAS officer.

What? Come again?

IAS officer. DM.

You heard that?

This guy isn't fit to be a peon and he wants to be a DM.

You going to hand over my lunch or should I leave empty-handed?

On my way!

No one comes out the womb knowing it all.

Everybody starts from ground zero.

You got to bust your back for that.

Rise and shine early.

Spend all your time hitting the books.

He's sharp.

Just isn't keen on studying.

Who knows, if he gives it a shot, he might succeed.

It's because of this messed up way of thinking from moms like you

that kids end up ruining their lives.

Take my word for it,

he isn't going be no success story.

He's just going to waste another half a year or so.

He wants to be a bloody IAS!

Hey, what are you doing!

I'm done living a poor man's life.

I too want some respect now.

If he's vintage,

I'm the premium edition.

If everyone thought like him,

then great men like Lal Bahadur Shashtri

and Bheem Rao would be sitting at home.

No, no.

Not that one.

Yes.

Constitution of India.

It must weigh around eight kilos, right?

The knowledge inside weighs even more.

Think about it again, kiddo.

I won't take them back once I sell them to you.

Just give me the receipt, Uncle.

I got everything I wanted in life, Manju.

Literally everything. Hey, Brother.

-Hello. -Where's Manju ?

-What's up? -Hey, Brother. -Where's Manju?

What's the matter?

Check this out, Manju.

Look at the front-page news.

-Let me see too. -What is it?

(paper ruffles)

Cops are beating someone up.

Pay close attention.

That's your brother getting pounded up front.

Is that you?

Your brother has become a star.

Making headlines is a big deal.

-Of course. -(Narrator male) 'Meet Uncle Deepu.'

'Even though he lost the college secretary election,'

'he's been calling himself a leader ever since.'

(long sigh)

What's wrong? Does it hurt?

Bro, only the tough ones can take this kind of pain

and become politicians.

Mr. Nadda is thrilled.

Who, Mr. J. P. Nadda?

Nah, District President, Pramod Nadda.

That damn thief.

-He sells electoral seats for cash. -Nah, it ain't like that.

How can you say it ain't like that?

-Hello, Uncle. -Hi.

Here comes our charming prince.

You can say goodbye to those cool shades.

You'll need thick glasses

like Mishra's kid if you're preparing for the IAS.

He's always jinxing me.

I brought some books to study and...

He wants to be a collector!

Don't tear it, Mini. Costs a fortune.

I know. I read the price tag.

Over 1600 pages.

Think you can do it?

He can. You mind yours.

Here. Let me help.

Leave it. I'll do it.

I can see you're already toughing it.

Let me.

Here.

I've a question

What made you think of becoming an IAS officer?

Trying to compete with Rinku's husband.

What competition can I have with that nitwit, Sister?

He's an SDM and I want to be a DM.

I'll have many like him working under me.

That's great.

Baggu, now that you've thought of something,

make sure you finish it.

Don't quit it halfway like you always do.

Trust me, Sister.

This time it's make or break.

(playful music)

((humming)

Life is screwed, but the attitude is still high.

Why are you asking for trouble?

Couldn't you choose something easier?

I want to achieve big in life, Brother.

I want respect.

-Respect. -Respect?

Respect!

Careful, Brother. In chasing respect,

you might end up being humiliated.

Watch out or you'll get beaten up again.

-Go and sit there. -Okay.

Sorry, Brother.

I understand the kind of respect you desire.

Come on, have a drink.

I've quit drinking.

What?

When?

Since today.

Not even a single drink?

Come here.

This is great.

You've inspired me.

I'll also stop drinking.

Starting from tomorrow.

(alarm beeps)

(playful upbeat music)

(yawns)

(upbeat)

Give me that, Mom. I'll do it.

Don't touch them with your dirty hands. Just leave them alone.

And don't waste your time. Go hit the books.

Nah, they ain't dirty.

GO!

(playful upbeat music)

You're bound to succeed

if you pick a job that suits your skills

and stick with it.

But Dad, what's the harm in giving it a shot.

No harm in trying.

Go ahead and give it a shot.

But you got to set goals that match your abilities.

If I feel like I'm Amitabh Bachchan tomorrow,

I can't just become him, can I?

My dad dropped out of school.

He applied for a peon position at the department got the job.

If he had applied for professor, he wouldn't even get a peon's job.

You got to know your limits.

(chair grazes)

Grandpa adjusted his desires to fit his limits.

I want to push my limits to match my ambitions.

Everyone's got their own way of thinking.

(playful music)

Guess it's easier to remember what you study early morning, son?

Yes, uncle.

Good. Study.

Thinks he can be a Collector.

(traffic sound)

I've noticed, You are having a large,

And I'm having a small peg.

Not at all.

What?

We're bad people, but you're a good boy.

Go study. Come on, go, go.

Please, brother. Even you're teasing me.

That's something I can't do.

Seriously?

(playful music)

(splash)

(grins)

I'm stuck between facts and concepts, brother.

Facts and concepts don't matter.

Remember this golden rule in life.

[Sanskrit]

[Sanskrit]

[Sanskrit]

What does it mean?

A crow's efforts.

A crane's focus.

A dog's alertness

Should eat less,

and should step out of their comfort zone.

(bell dings)

Every student should have these five qualities.

He doesn't have any of these.

You're asking for it.

Sorry, brother.

(quirky sting)

(Baggu's mom) 'Baggu. Take the flour to the grinding mill.'

Okay, Mom.

(scooter engine hums)

Been a while, Baggu.

Was busy.

Heard you're studying for the same job as Rinku's husband.

He's just the SDM.

I'm preparing for DM.

He'll be taking orders from me.

Whatever. Even he's got swag.

In fact, there were more VIP vehicles

at the wedding then guests.

Stop obsessing over those VIP vehicles.

Grind the flour.

(soft music)

You!

What are you doing here?

Give me your lighter.

Why should I?

Stop asking why and just give me the lighter!

Surprise!

Happy birthday!

I haven't broken my 10-year record yet.

It's exactly 12 o'clock.

Good job.

Oh really, "good job"?

What are you waiting for? Let's cut the cake.

Yeah.

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday dear Baggu...

-Happy birthday to you! -(claps)

You can't do anything right.

You can't even cut the cake properly.

Baggu!

Wake up!

At least wake up early on your birthday!

(Baggu's mom) 'Baggu!'

Take a shower. Go to the temple.

(Rinku) 'I messed up, Baggu.'

'When I got home after meeting you--'

'Where were you?'

'I already told you, I went out for some work.'

'Don't lie to me.'

'Lie...'

'Tell me the truth. Where were you?'

'I went to meet Baggu.'

'What?'

(sad music)

'Why are you doing this?'

'You know marriage is a lifelong commitment.'

'Okay, please don't cry.'

'You will wake up Mom. Please.'

'First, you have to promise me that you'll always be mine.'

'Yeah, I promise.'

'Please stop crying now.'

'Please.'

'I will be yours.'

'Forever.'

(Rinku) 'Please forgive me and don't try to contact me.'

♪How will I survive without your presence?♪

(Baggu's mom) 'Go to the temple.'

I will, Mom.

(Rinku) 'Bye, grandma.'

♪As you depart in such a manner♪

♪You are causing me distress♪

♪How will I survive without your presence?♪

♪How will I survive without your presence?♪

♪You are leaving me to navigate life alone,♪

♪And embarking on a fresh chapter on your own♪

♪What all will I have to tolerate without you?♪

♪What all will I have to tolerate without you?♪

♪If you could prolong your stay just a little while longer,♪

♪I would've shared things that I could♪

♪Never have disclosed before you♪

♪I find it difficult to cope without you here,♪

♪Please return home♪

♪Without you, I feel so alone♪

♪You used to proclaim,♪

♪I'm yours, only yours to claim,♪

♪Tell me this memory how I will erase?♪

♪How will I pass by your street♪

♪without stealing a glance at your face?♪

♪You'd visit me by night,♪

♪But, tell me, will you ever show such a sight?♪

♪Come back, my love, come back home,♪

♪I find it difficult to cope without you here,♪

♪Without you, I feel so alone♪

♪Please return home♪

when our girlfriend leaves in someone else's car...

That's going to hurt.

Start thinking about your own future.

Her fancy Fortuner has hit the road.

(upbeat music)

(music swells)

(music fades)

(yawns)

(quirky sting)

(Baggu's Mom) 'Baggu'

Eat your food.

Yes.

(playful music)

(upbeat music)

-Do well. -Hurry up.

Time to bounce, he's running late.

Come on, let's pick up the pace and get going.

Hold up, hold up, Baggu!

Here, have some sweetened curd before you leave.

That's enough.

It's a tradition, Uncle.

It's supposed to bring good luck.

Does it guarantee he'll get that IAS title?

-Oh, come on now. -That's enough.

Have it.

Best of luck.

-Keep an eye on him -Baggu!

-All the best. -Okay.

Why can't you call him uncle?

-What's Baggu? -Hope he clears it.

He will. Be positive.

(pen scratching on paper)

Start.

(paper ruffles)

(playful music)

A, B, C, D.

A, B, C, D.

(Baggu's Dad) 'You'll need thick glasses

'like Mishra's kid if you're preparing for the IAS.'

(quirky sting)

(upbeat music swells)

(male) 'His highness.'

'His highness.'

How was it?

-Nailed it. -Are you serious?

-(Bike engine idling) -Bravo, my boy.

That's what I expected of you.

-(male) 'His highness.' -Great.

Please help me pass.

Lord, please help me pass.

I'll offer you a gold veil.

Mother Goddess please take care of your kid.

Everything is up to you.

Let's go.

Where the hell are my slippers?

(cellphone rings)

Hello. Who is it?

The results are out, man.

Give me your roll number.

I got the internet. I'll check it myself.

Hang up right now.

I asked because

I've always been your good luck charm.

The rest is up to you.

Hold up a second.

'Write it down.'

Glory to Lord Ganesha!

Four-five-one-two-seven- eight-zero-zero.

Say it again.

Glory to Lord Ganesha!

Four-five-one-two-seven- eight-zero-zero.

-'What happened?' -Give me a minute, Baggu.

It says "not found".

Check again.

I've already checked it four times.

And you said you're my good luck charm?

Don't you ever call me again.

You're a jinx!

(playful music)

I prayed to You with so much love,

and instead of granting my wish, You got my slippers stolen.

It was such a small thing.

What harm would it have done if You had gotten me selected?

Now I'm wearing someone else's damn shoes

right in front of You.

Do Your worst.

He seemed smart.

He even had on these chunky glasses.

I never expected him to be so dumb.

Forget about it.

Just remember, everything happens for a reason.

It's for your own good.

Yeah right, like it's really for your own good.

I've been hearing this since I was a little kid.

But it never actually benefited me.

My dad's probably waiting at home with his shoes ready to beat me.

I told you it wouldn't work out, and it didn't.

Dad, not everyone passes on their first try.

You won't pass even on your thousandth attempt.

You've just wasted your time.

From now on, everyone's going do what I say.

Don't take it the wrong way, Brother,

but this is all happening because of your name.

-My name? -Yeah, your name.

I don't know what your dad was thinking

when he named you Aryabhatt and him Brahmgupt.

Do you even know whose names these are?

And how did we end up with these names?

'Sir, please have some sweets. I just had a baby boy.'

'That's awesome news! What did you name him?'

'You suggest a name, sir.'

'How about him?'

'Aryabhatt?'

'Sir, please have some sweets.'

'I just had a grandson.'

'That's great news!'

'What did you name him?'

'You suggest a name, sir.'

'How about that name?'

'Brahmgupt?'

Fine. All right, Brother.

But what did they really give us?

Zero,Glitch .

And that's what he is.

He took the B.Tech exam.

He walked out in the middle of it.

What did he get? Zero.

Did you hear that?

I got him a job at the sugar mill.

He smashed the supervisor's skull on the first day.

What was the result?

Zero.

Brother, you've already lived your life.

Why are you ruining his future?

There's still time. Change his name.

Changing his name won't change anything, Brother.

But a lot can change if he changes his attitude.

But Dad, at least listen to me.

Shut up.

I talked to Mr. Tyagi.

I got you a job interview at ten.

-But Dad... -Get out.

Go there without fail.

I never thought Baggu would turn out like this.

I feel bad when people make fun of him

or give him a hard time.

But it doesn't seem to bother him at all.

Seema's life is filled with worries too.

She fought against the circumstances

Now she's a teacher in a government school.

We always gave him way more than he needed,

but it did him no good.

I have no clue what he's going do with his life.

He doesn't have any goals.

He's going there tomorrow, right?

Who knows what he's going do there tomorrow.

Don't overthink it.

Come on, just take your pills already.

'M/s Radheshyam Enterprises'

Hello!

This place is called Radheshyam Enterprises, sir.

I got the same address,

but the company name's Pioneer Consultant.

Oh, that's our sister company.

Who are you looking to meet?

Mr. Tyagi.

That's me. What can I do for you?

Good morning, sir.

Mr. Aryabhatt Shrivastav told me to come meet you for an interview.

-Oh, you're his kid? -Yes, sir.

Alright, come on in, come on in.

Please come.

Sit.

-What did you say your name was? -Sir...

(Narrator Male) 'Meet Mr. Tyagi.'

'He dominates the insurance market in Dehradun.'

'When it comes to devotion, he has only two idols'

'Lord Ganesha and Amitabh Bachchan in Shakti.'

'He's a die-hard fan of both.'

'He has a pretty catchy tagline.'

One minute.

'Do Disturb.'

Yep, Ms. Aishwarya?

'After all, it's his policy.'

Yep, I know your policy matured.

You'll get the maturity amount soon enough.

Yep, yep, yep.

Okay, okay.

Okay, thank you.

What did you say your name was?

Sir, Brahmgupt Shrivastav.

Gotcha.

So Mr. Shrivastav--

- Good morning, sir. - Good morning, sir.

Late again.

No sir, we came on time.

You're the one who comes in early.

Okay, fine. Go and grab your weapons.

Okay, sir.

So, Mr. Shrivastav, do you have any prior experience?

No, sir.

That's great!

- So you're raw. - Sir.

I'm the one who creates leaders.

Show me your resume.

High School - 48%

12th - 41%

Graduation - 36%

What's this?

Such a downward trend?

Getting worse every year?

No need to be upset.

Failures make the best leaders.

Yes! You are appointed.

Thank you, sir.

Sir, what about salary?

That depends on how well you perform.

If you work hard... sky is not the limit.

Shall we start the training now?

Can I go make a call?

Oh, I get it, I get it.

You want to share the good news with your family.

Mr. Videsh, the boss gave this file.

(cellphone rings)

Yeah, what is it?

Dad, where did you send me?

This isn't a fancy company. It's just a tiny shop.

He won't even let me know how much money I'll be making.

Want to be a billionaire on your first day at work?

Just take the job.

(upbeat music)

Do your job well.

Don't bail out in the middle and run away.

Alright, Dad.

Don't fight either.

All right, Uncle.

Brahmgupt Shrivastav.

Sales executive. Awesome.

Put some on this too, Aunty.

Baggu's position should always stay strong.

-Have it. -Oh no, I've got diabetes.

Then you should have two.

You have diabetes, don't you. Take it.

Just a little.

Good luck.

Hey, even you took two pieces?

Oh, it's broken.

(music swells)

(bike engine idles)

Where were you, brother?

So, are we drinking tonight or not?

I've already drunk my fill with my eyes today.

I don't need a drop more.

You know what...

Carry on without me. Okay?

What do you mean? Are you not having it?

No.

But you taught me...

Never drink alone.

Great.

Yes.

What a brilliant student. Give it here.

Now you also...

(bike engine stars)

...don't drink.

(engine hums)

(tires screeches)

Training time.

(pulsing music)

The policy we're talking about is called from Cradle to Grave.

On top of other perks,

you'll get a brand new shiny baby cradle.

You can use it for your own kids, grandkids, or anyone else.

Sir, if you go for our top-up plan,

we scatter your ashes in India's three holiest rivers.

Tell me, where else can you find a more religious plan than this?

That's great, just tell me how much of a discount I'll get.

You're like family, sir.

I'll waive my commission for you.

Sir...

Do disturb. Your policy depends on it.

Thanks for everything.

Hey Baggu, I hope this policy is legit.

I'm getting it because I trust you.

Trust me, Aakash. You're practically family to me.

Just sign over here.

With the way he drinks every day,

he should've gotten a policy ages ago.

- Happy now? - Yes, brother.

It's the best policy, Mr. Mohit.

You'll always remember me for suggesting it to you.

Just sign over here.

I trust you, Baggu.

(cellphone rings)

Shit.

Yes, sir?

Where are you, Mr. Shrivastav?

You didn't show up at the office.

I'm with a client, sir. You wanna chat with them?

Oh okay, fine.

- Carry on, carry on. - Okay, sir.

Here you go, brother.

I've got you the whole city cooperation.

Happy now?

(playful music)

[SANATAN DHARAM INTER COLLEGE]

Here.

Sister, it's three, right?

You won my heart over, dude!

Mind-blowing performance, I tell you!

Simply mind-blowing!

Take a lesson from him.

After so many years,

we finally got an alpha sales executive.

Remember one thing... All of you better pay attention.

Dealing with challenges is just a part of life.

If not, then you might as well be dead.

You are dead.

You gotta think big to achieve big.

If you ask for a license for a cannon,

they'll give you a license for a revolver, right?

Yes, sir.

So tonight, we party hard!

(ovation)

(party music)

You've freaking hooked a crow on cheese.

What?

You've freaking got a crow addicted to cheese.

Now if the day he doesn't get his cheese fix,

he'll squawk and make your life a freaking nightmare.

(laughs)

Curses. You think this piece of can protect me.

My insurance...

My Lord rules the skies.

Do you want insurance?

Do you have one?

What's the point if the money comes after I'm dead.

Give it now.

Is it a freepolicy?

Insurance is a fraud, son.

The money goes to America.

(cellphone rings)

- Yes, sir. - Where you at?

What's going on?

I'm in a meeting with a client, sir.

I'll call you back.

What's this meeting about?

Let me chat with this client of yours.

Hello? Hello, sir?

I can't hear you, sir. Hello?

You can't hear me?

- Hello? - Hello?

- Hello? - Hello?

(Baggu's Dad) 'There will be 32 sparkling lights in the city.'

Imagine.

This is--

You need to improve your handwriting.

What's wrong?

Why do you looking so down?

Nah, I'm not sad.

What nah, huh?

I've been noticing it for like the past two days.

You definitely look sad.

I can't sell any policies.

You'll make those sales. Don't worry.

- Everything will work out. - Someone must've jinxed my son.

There's a ton of jealous people in our neighborhood.

Put your feet down. Don't move.

Nobody put a curse on him.

He's just going through a rough patch because he's new at this.

He'll get better once he figures things out.

It happens, Dad. That's just life.

(sizzling sound)

I freaking told you, no one cursed him!

Turn that things off!

(coughs hard)

She's gonna burn the whole house down.

(bike engine hums)

(cellphone rings)

Yes, sir?

So, how many policies did you sell?

'Just got to the client's place, sir.'

You remember today's target, right?

Yes, sir.

At least two policies.

And you gotta snap a selfie with every client

and share your location on WhatsApp, okay?

Yes, sir.

(female) 'Get lost!'

'What, you offering me commission?'

(Baggu) 'Sorry, ma'am.'

Hey, my bike was parked here.

The traffic cops towed it.

You can pick it up at Rajpur Station.

Such a weird guy.

Who the hell you calling weird?

I called you weird! What are you going to do?

(cellphone rings)

Get lost.

Yes, sir?

(Mr. Tyagi) 'Did it work out?'

-It's in the works, sir. -What's in the works?

The day is almost over.

I'm trying, sir.

I don't give a damn.

If you don't meet your target today,

you might not have a job tomorrow.

You need to sell at least two policies

if you want to step foot in my office again.

What do you mean by "You might not have a job tomorrow"?

You think I'm not doing my job properly?

No, you're not.

If you were, we'd see some results.

(Mr. Tyagi) 'How are you going to justify your salary'

'if you keep slacking off like this?'

What did you just say?

Say it again! What the hell did you just say?

I've been busting my back day in and day out,

and you're asking me how I'm going to justify my salary?

You just stay right there,

I'm gonna show up at the office and give you a piece of my mind.

I'll show up there and justify my salary.

Yeah, yeah, get over here quicky.

I'm going to teach you a lesson too.

-Listen up... -(Baggu's Dad) I told you!

-Listen up... -I told you!

-I told you, didn't I! -Hey, just listen...

Come on, hear me out, please!

I told you not to fight with anyone.

Listen...

Bullying people.

Bullying people.

Dad, please don't hurt him.

Bullying people.

You think your dad is loaded or what?

You've made me a complete laughingstock!

Back off! Stay away!

I had to bribe the cops with ₹25,000

or else he would be behind bars!

How dare you...

Want to beat up your boss?

Want to beat up your boss?

Dad... It wasn't my fault! It was his.

I told you to let me study for the UPSC exams.

If I hadn't gone there, I wouldn't have fought with him.

IAS...

You wanna be an IAS officer.

You're no good!

You couldn't stick to one job!

You...

-Let it go. -No, I won't.

-Let go of my hand. -I won't.

You always take out your frustrations of failure on me.

You always hit me.

-I won't let it go. -Let go of my hand.

Come on, hit me some more.

-Why did you stop? -Let go of my hand.

Come on, hit me.

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

What else do you know anyway?

You live in my house,

you eat the food I provide,

and yet you have the nerve to taunt me?

Get out!

Who are you to tell me to get out?

Whose house is this, huh?

You inherited this house from Grandpa!

Baggu!

I don't want to stay here!

I feel suffocated!

I'm leaving!

Baggu! Don't go, Baggu!

Dad.

(birds chirping)

Wakey-wakey, Jr. Shrivastav! It's morning.

Rise and shine, Mr. Shrivastav!

Sun's already shinning bright.

Come on, buddy!

Awesome!

I've got a steaming cup of tea for you.

Drink it and then I'll drop you home.

I don't want to go back home, brother.

Chill out and go back home.

Dad was wrong.

He shouldn't have hit me.

He shouldn't have hit me?

If I were in his place, I would've broken your legs!

(Playful music)

As if you have achieved something great

by hitting your own dad!

When did I even hit him?

That's what it's called, Baggu!

Now go home and say sorry to him.

You're getting me all worked up.

Don't make me smack you with my shoes!

So listen to my advice.

(bike engine hums)

He's your dad, after all.

Put aside your pride.

In any case,

you can forgive anything between a father and son.

Got it? Now go and apologize to him.

Touch his feet, and say sorry.

(female 1) 'Don't worry.'

'He'll be home soon.'

You're back, son.

You don't have to pretend.

You're back. Are you all right?

We all love you.

Go see dad. Go on.

And stay calm.

Look...

(soft music)

Prince charming is back.

Sorry.

"Sorry."

He used such big words yesterday.

"Who's successful and who's unsuccessful..."

Did you suddenly regain your senses?

Sorry.

His attitude doesn't suggest that he's understood his mistake.

What's there to understand when I didn't do anything wrong?

Say what now? Can you repeat that?

What's there to understand when I didn't do anything wrong?

Is that how you should be talking to your dad?

Hold up, hold up.

Son, I suggest you only come back

when you realise you messed up.

Now get out..

-Just go! -Wait a second, brother.

And listen up...

If I'm on my deathbed and you still haven't realised

that you made a mistake,

then don't bother coming back.

Get out!

-Baggu! Baggu, hold on! -Who wants to return to this dump?

Baggu, please. Hear me out.

Baggu, just hear me out. All right?

(cellphone rings)

Hello?

(Baggu) 'Rinku. I'm in Rishikesh.'

Lost the job,

had a row with dad.

and lost everyone's respect

Why does everything come down to "respect" for you?

No matter how big or small the issue is,

it always becomes about respect.

What is it really?

Wow.

Hope you stay together like Ranveer-Deepika.

God bless you two.

This alliance is already messed up.

Look for some other Deepika-Raveer.

Sorry. He's in a bad mood.

Listen, Baggu, I got to give you some advice.

Just head over to Delhi

and start prepping for those UPSC exams.

If you don't make it to civil services,

you will still land a job at some government office.

We don't live in fancy cities like Delhi or Mumbai.

And around here, the only people

who get any respect are the ones with government jobs,

no matter how big or small.

This is the sad truth of this place.

You're telling me to move to Delhi and start studying for these exams.

But you know it's gonna cost me ₹600,000 just to do that.

Where am I supposed to get that kind of money from?

Don't sweat it.

I got some of his hidden cash saved up,

nobody's gonna find out.

You just got to keep your focus this time,

I'll call you.

Study properly.

Hey, listen. he's actually leaving. Just...

Why are you even telling me this?

People can go wherever they want.

I don't care about anyone anymore.

Baggu, say it.

(soft music)

Just...

Listen, I made some stuffed flatbreads for you.

For the journey.

(train horn)

(playful music)

(muffled voice ) 'Take a left under the bridge.'

Yes.

-Yes. -Understood.

It's closer to your coaching center.

Take a left from here.

Left. Left.

This way.

Stop. Nice.

-How much does this one cost? -Stop, stop, stop.

Hey, Aunty, what's up? How you doing?

I'm good.

And what about you?

I'm good, Aunty.

He's the friend I was telling you about.

-Ah, I see. -Hi.

-So, he's gonna stay here. -Hello.

Wait, is he the one who's going be a DM.

Not yet, Aunty. Got to pass the exams first.

You'll pass if you study hard.

If you need anything to eat, just give me a heads up, okay.

Sure thing, Aunty.

Listen, brother. Aunty's like the food queen around here.

All the boys like you enjoy her cooking.

If there's anything you want, just let her know.

Yes.

Where the hell have you been?

I'm talking to you.

I told you.

At those extra classes you've been sending me to.

Even after all those classes,

you've been flunking 12th grade for four damn years.

I'll pay for these tomorrow, okay.

Later.

Your neighborhood is full of breathtaking beauty!

Get in. Let me show you your room.

(cellphone ringing)

Hey, why aren't you picking up the phone?

Hello.

Hi, Mom, I've reached.

You eat anything yet?

I'll eat, Mom.

(Baggu's Mom) What do you mean?

You haven't eaten yet?

Mom, Channu's calling me. I'll call you up later.

Yeah, Rinku?

Who were you busy chatting with? I've been calling for ages.

I was chatting with Mom.

Any ladies staying in the neighborhood.

How would I know that?

Don't even try to find out, or I'll take back the money.

Rinku, it hasn't even been a day.

Don't start that already.

Hmm.

Hey, listen, Channu's calling. I'll get back to you.

Hey, Baggu, listen up...

(door creaks)

Sorry.

I hope I didn't bother you or anything.

Nah, it's all good. Come on in.

Mom sent some tea for you, by the way.

Oh, cool.

Let me know if you need anything?

And feel free to hit me up if you want.

Yeah, but I don't have your number.

-It's 9811 - 9811.

-22 -22

5566.

Baggu.

(cellphone rings)

Got it.

Bobby.

- Bye. - Bye.

-Bye. -Bye.

(upbeat music)

(cellphone chimes)

♪My heart's a cheater♪

♪My heart's a cheater♪

♪My heart's a cheater♪

♪My heart's a cheater♪

♪My heart's a cheater♪

[Tear open my heart, and you'll find only your name.]

Feeling so at peace today.

Getting major Romeo-Juliet vibes.

Isn't it?

You're not a Juliet,

you're more like a wild arrow flying around.

♪My heart's a cheater♪

Your hairstyle is so outdated.

You should fix it.

- What happen? - It's good.

♪My heart's a cheater," It's always self-centered.♪

♪My heart's a deceiver,♪

♪My heart's a betrayer,♪

♪It's selfishness is never hindered♪

♪It openly engages in smuggling,♪

♪It claims to do as it pleases♪

♪My heart soars like a kite, aiming for the sky♪

♪It longs to unite with yours where love never ceases♪

♪In this vibrant spring, it wants me to go crazy♪

♪My heart's a deceiver, My heart's a betrayer♪

♪It's always self-centered♪

♪My heart's a cheater, My heart's a deceiver♪

♪It's always self-centered♪

♪Why fret about what's to come?♪

♪What will be will be♪

♪Let's make mistakes,♪

♪if you don't take a leap, you'll never be free.♪

♪Come closer, feel the rhythm of my heart's beat♪

♪Just show me the way to secure the gate♪

♪My heart's a deceiver, My heart's a betrayer,♪

♪It's always self-centered♪

♪My heart's a cheater, My heart's a deceiver♪

♪It's always self-centered♪

(cellphone chimes)

Hey.

What are you doing here?

I'll be damned!

I'm your financier, dude.

I can raid whenever I feel like it.

(quirky sting)

Where are you coming from?

I had gone to the coaching class.

Awesome.

So you are really taking it seriously.

Let me check out your face.

Hi!

Hi!

Mom sent some tea.

Then put it down.

Okay.

(playful coming music)

Thank you.

♪Bobby♪

Who is she?

The caterer lady's daughter.

She's hot.

You seeing her?

I came here to study, Rinku. Not for all this stuff.

Good. You better not do it either.

"Who is this girl?"

What are you doing? Just hand it over.

You jerk! What's this?

What the hell is this, Baggu?

This is a decent neighborhood, Rinku.

Her mom probably sent it to find out

what are you doing here.

I see!

So her mom sent that, huh?

Good morning kisses and Arijit songs

were sent by her mum too, right?

Don't you have any shame, Baggu?

This is what you've been up to here?

I've never stopped you, have I?

You are always hanging out with the SDM, for God's sake!

And you have a problem with my messages?

This isn't about you flirting with her.

It's about your career.

I told you not to lose your focus.

I deserve some fun along with the studies, Rinku.

No, you don't!

Potatoes for sale. Tomatoes for sale.

Weird.

Rinku didn't approve of you living with me.

I can't figure out what her problem is.

You were staying there without any problems.

You didn't have any issue with the food either.

Hey Guddu, looks like you've got us a new partner.

Yeah, whatever.

Hello.

Hey, aren't you the same guy from my coaching class?

Yeah, I've seen you there.

So, you're attending a coaching class for the IAS exams too?

He's been paying the fees for two years,

but he never goes.

What can I say, man?

My big brother keeps pushing me towards it.

But if I have to eventually join politics

after doing IAS or IPS,

why not just go straight into it?

That's why I don't go to any coaching classes.

I go to the party office to save my time

and the whole nation's time.

(upbeat music)

What's wrong?

You are missing Baggu.

Did you talk to him?

I did.

But why do you care?

You didn't even acknowledge him when he left.

Do you really think I hate him?

I keep trying to give him advice

so he doesn't end up like me, falling behind in life.

What have I accomplished in life?

I'm still in the same neighborhood, same house.

I thought Baggu would achieve what I couldn't.

I lose it when I see him going off track

and end up saying mean things.

It's all good, don't worry.

When we haven't harmed anyone,

God won't harm our kids either.

Hmm.

Don't worry.

Come on, let's go to sleep.

You go ahead. I'll join you soon.

Go on.

-Come soon. -Hmm.

(soft sad music)

I'm pretty sure

chance of finding water on the moon are higher,

than you all clearing the UPSC exams, trust me.

Hey!

I'll be riding

an official government vehicle next year, I swear.

No doubt.

You should take a picture with me

Sir! Boss!

Let's take a selfie together. I'm not scared of you.

Let's snap a selfie.

Let's do it.

Don't come whining later.

Right here. Yeah, here.

- Take it. - Yeah!

What's with the "yeah"? It's such a messed up angle.

What are you doing?

Hold on, I'll take it.

-Let him do it. -Wait.

-Let him do it. -Now you see how it's done.

Come here.

Take it like that.

Now check out the results.

-They'll turn out great. -Hmm.

Awesome camera!

Look at the clarity. Amazing photos.

This one's the best.

(playful music)

You bastard!

How dare you go around with my girl!

- Let him go! - Whose girl?

why are you hitting me?

-What's your problem? -Why are you hitting him?

- Let him go. - Let him go.

Our love was even deeper, man.

And me...

We were going to get married!

I had no idea Bobby was dating the whole neighborhood.

From now on, I'm focusing only on my studies.

You two can decide who wants to be the lover

and who wants to be the bro-in-law.

I quit.

(upbeat music)

Hey! What made you call me?

Where have you been lately?

(Baggu) I'm at home. Where else would I be?

Seems like you've been keeping yourself pretty occupied lately.

In the past, I only cared about myself.

But now I realise I should buckle down and study hard,

so my parents can enjoy their golden years.

Good.

I'll hang up now.

Bye.

(traffic sound)

Hey, rickshaw!

Rickshaw!

Rickshaw!

We're running very late today.

Hey, rickshaw!

What are you guys doing here?

Our scooter broke down, Channu.

Can you give us a ride to school?

-Of course. -Mini!

We'll catch a rickshaw. You keep going.

Don't be mad at Mini.

I'll give you a lift. You should've told me earlier.

Hand me your bag.

Get on.

-Mini... -Come on, I'll give you a ride.

Are you seated?

(playful romantic music)

Thank you, Channu.

Bye.

Thank you, Channu.

-Hey, Simmi... -Yeah?

Wanted to share something with you.

Of course.

So, what did you want to talk to me about, Channu?

Will you marry me?

I've already been through a divorce once.

I promise it won't happen again this time.

(soft music)

Baggu!

Come here.

'Here you have it.'

'Thank you.'

'This is for you, sir.'

-'Is it what we talked about?' -'Yes, sir.'

'Good.'

'What...'

'Please, try to understand.' 'Listen...'

-'We do.' -'Come with us.'

(tense music)

(music swells)

Catch him.

Grab him.

Uncle, when's my bail?

We'll get you out of here soon.

Your dad went to talk to the lawyer.

What happened, Baggu?

Everyone goes through up and downs in life.

Don't let it get you down, brother.

It feels like I'm only experiencing downs.

I was actually putting in some real effort for once.

I thought if I couldn't clear civil services exams,

I'd at least pass some other easy test.

But everything went down the drain.

How's Rinku doing?

Nothing can touch those people.

They are loaded.

They greased some palms and walked free.

He's already back at work.

You're the only one still stuck here.

It's not her fault, Uncle.

She was just trying to help me out.

Who knew it would turn into such a huge mess.

The yellow one that your mom brought?

-It's a butterfly... -Dad, Baggu's finally coming home.

Please don't be too hard on him.

Go get yourself cleaned up.

And listen...

change your clothes too.

Come, take a seat.

All good?

-Yes, we fixed everything. -Would you like some water?

Nah, I'm good, thanks.

I don't know if it's the right time or not,

but there's something I wan to talk to you about.

Sure, go ahead.

(soft music)

I... want to marry Simmi.

Don't think so hard, Mom.

Channu's a nice guy.

Say yes.

(wedding music)

I'm Mini, and today is Simmi's wedding day.

And this here is Baggu,

'who seems pretty damn happy today.'

'And this is Channu, the groom-to-be.'

'And he looks... all right, I guess.'

'And this is Simmi,'

'who spent four hours at the beauty parlor today.'

'That's why she's looking so damn cute.'

'And this is Grandma,'

-'who always looks cute.' -'Quiet.'

'And this is Grandpa,'

'who's looking super cute in that fancy coat.'

'Come on in. Are the documents ready?'

-Let's head inside. -This way, please.

-Here? -Yeah, over there.

Witness?

I'll do it.

How can he sign as a witness?

He just got out of jail.

Shut it. You never think before you talk.

It's okay, I'll sign as the witness.

(soft melancholic music)

Here, eat your breakfast.

What happened?

Why are you still sulking?

Baggu, relatives always say nonsense.

Just ignore it, okay?

Here, eat your breakfast.

Catch you later.

Baggu!

I have no clue what went wrong...

I was under so much pressure.

I was stressed out too.

Please sir, give me another chance.

Sir, please.

Forget about it.

Shit happens. I get it, man.

Don't take it to heart.

Just make sure it doesn't happen again, okay?

Yes, sir.

Very good.

You thought I'd say something like that,

Mr. Shrivastav?

Get the hell out!

Get out right now!

(soft music)

Oi hello!

Life isn't as easy as you think it is.

Sometimes you got to compromise and sacrifice to survive.

Sometimes you do it for others, sometimes for yourself.

And this isn't a famous movie line.

This is the fact of life.

Get out!

(soft melancholic music)

I spoke to my boss.

He said we won't have any vacancies

for the next couple of months.

'Okay, we'll update you if anything comes up.'

How did your interview go, Baggu?

Why? Didn't you use my brother's reference?

I did, but it didn't help.

Are there so few good people in this world

that they'll hire criminals?

What major crime has he committed, huh?

You always have to taunt him, don't you?

He made a mistake. He's just a kid.

No one in our family has ever set foot

in a damn police station for seven generations.

And he ended up behind bars,

all because of bribery charges!

He's not the one who took the bribe!

He got caught up in this mess because of Rinku!

That damn witch won't leave him alone even after getting married.

Instead of blaming others, take a good look at your son's actions!

When he left the house,

he said he was going to Delhi to do some part-time job,

and I thought he had turned things around.

The bastard was out there enjoying dirty money!

He wasn't enjoying anything!

He was working hard, trying to make something out of his life.

His court case has ruined us!

Simmi had to sell her plot of land.

I lost all our savings in the Provident Fund account.

I even owe people money now!

Let it go, Dad.

What's the point in repeating the same thing over and over again?

I don't even know what the hell he is seeking revenge from us for!

Hey! Why do you always keep hitting him?

'I gave birth to a damn good-for-nothing son!'

Dad!

(tense music)

Raise your arm.

(machine beeping)

Doctor?

He is experiencing paralysis on the right side of his body.

You should get these medications.

Paralysis?

He was conversing with me without any issues a while long ago.

It is not a grave condition.

We will our best to help him.

Get the necessary medicines so that we can initiate his treatment.

Doctor, he will recover, right?

It is a mild attack.

We'll start the treatment and see how the patient responds.

Thank you, Doctor.

Don't worry, Mom, he'll be fine.

Brother's in this state because of his own son.

What ward is he in, son?

When will you learn to keep your trap shut?

Always blabbering.

(car engine hums)

(Tense music)

This way.

Keep going straight.

Be gentle.

Aunty said you've been

having trouble sleeping since Uncle's paralysis.

Look at you, all tired!

You should rest a bit.

Don't worry,

everything will be fine.

No need to stress.

If you wanna stay together,

you got to support each other, Rinku.

You just don't get it.

(alarm beeps)

(soft upbeat music)

♪An important message I couldn't convey,♪

♪cries in loneliness♪

-Baggu! -♪An important message♪

♪I couldn't convey,♪

-♪cries in loneliness♪ -Coming

♪ Take me back once more

♪ to the fairs of my childhood ♪

♪Every time,♪

♪I find myself being too late.♪

-♪Every time,♪ -I'm sorry, Dad.

♪I find myself being too late.♪

♪ From your shoulders, ♪ I could see the world.

♪ Where has it gone now? ♪

♪What's broken off now is a part of you,♪

♪Every time,♪

♪I find myself being too late.♪

♪Every time,♪

♪I find myself being too late.♪

'If I'm on my deathbed...'

'don't bother coming back.'

'Get out!'

♪Pat on my back gently again♪

♪I cry inconsolably, come back to me dad♪

-♪Every time...♪ -Trust me, Dad.

-I won't let you fall. -♪I find myself being too late.♪

♪Every time,♪

♪I find myself being too late.♪

♪Every time,♪

♪I find myself being too late.♪

♪Every time,♪

♪I find myself being too late.♪

So, what brings you here unexpectedly?

Oh, I just got a fresh ride.

She wanted to take it for a spin to Dehradhun.

Figured since we were passing by,

I should drop by and see my buddy.

What's wrong, Baggu?

Don't worry,

Uncle will be back on his feet in no time.

Get me a job?

(car engine hums)

Let's go.

Oh, and listen, Baggu,

don't bring up anything about you being locked up or whatever.

Alright, but what's the job about?

No clue, man.

But I'm sure it'll be dope.

Moni Bhaiyya's big brother, Subodh Bhatnagar,

has been a member of the parliament for 10 years now.

I'm telling you, Baggu, once you get on his good side,

life will be a breeze.

You here to see Moni?

Yes. He's got an interview with him.

He's a buddy of mine.

What's his name?

Baggu.

Baggu?

Sounds like a damn dog's name.

(laughs)

It's actually Brahmgupt Shrivastav.

Folks just call me Baggu.

Call him Brahma instead.

You butchered such a beautiful name.

So, you're a Kayastha?

Yes.

What's your lineage?

Harsh.

(car engine idles)

(tyres screech)

Come over here.

Why the hell weren't you picking up your calls?

Sir, I was just relaxing after lunch and dozed off by accident.

Dozed off by accident, huh!

You know we don't leave our woman alone.

Yes, sir, got it. It won't happen again, I promise.

Hello, Brother.

Sit.

Please, take a seat. You all good?

- Yeah, yeah, I'm good. - So, tell me...

Brother, he's the guy I mentioned earlier.

Oh yeah, got it, got it.

My name is Brahmgupt Shrivastav.

Here are my documents.

Nah, don't need them.

In our house, you just got to have two things:

Loyalty and computer smarts.

You got those, right?

Yeah, I got them.

But what does this job entail?

Penciller.

Penciller?

The guy who keeps track of

all the bets people make on matches,

they call him a penciller, a.k.a. a sports accountant.

But betting is...

Baggu, brother is giving you a real good opportunity.

Take it.

Why you pushing him?

You know I can't stand half-hearted people.

Think about it and then give me your answer.

(upbeat music)

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Hmm.

Yes.

Okay.

These are your last charges, sir.

Yes.

- Okay. - Plus...

Okay.

Okay.

158 all out.

(cellphone rings)

Done.

(clock ticks)

(cellphone rings)

Yes, sir.

Send me the excel sheet of today's collection.

Quickly.

Yes, sir.

Brahma, sir wants to see you.

(upbeat music)

- Sir, you called me? - Hmm.

Can you drive a car?

Yes, sir.

(sharp car revv)

(cellphone rings)

Yeah, almost there. Just give me two minutes.

I'm coming.

Stop at the café, okay?

Sure thing.

(tyre screeches)

I'll be right back.

-Yes -Here you go.

What's this for?

Lunch money and to keep your mouth shut.

(tense music)

(car door closes)

(car engine hums)

Pick me up tomorrow at 10:00 am.

(quirky playful music)

Lunch money.

Hello!

(car door slams)

Hello!

What's this nonsense?

Here are the keys and your cash.

- Hey... - Drive back home on your own.

I didn't sign up to be your chauffeur.

What's wrong with you? Why you behaving like this?

You hired me as an accountant, not a driver.

And then you have the audacity to ask why I'm behaving like this?

I'm quitting this job today.

In fact, I'm quitting right now.

Look, I don't know how to drive.

So do whatever you want after you drop me off.

I'll be back in a bit.

(playful music)

Yeah, Baggu, tell me?

Sunny, I can't take this job anymore, bro.

You got me stuck in the wrong place, man.

These people are the absolute worst.

I can handle dealing with matches and stuff.

But then they ask me to create fake female profiles.

And then they're like,

"The driver didn't show up, so drop her off. Pick her up."

If this is what I have to do, I'd rather do it at home.

My dad's sick and he needs me.

Baggu, I swear, I had no idea they would

make you do all this messed up stuff.

I thought being around politicians would help your future.

Like hell it will help my future!

(tense music)

Being in such an environment pushes people into depression,

drives them to think about ending it.

Have you seen that girl?

She keeps flashing those ₹500 bills like

she's some princess from a damn country!

No worries, come on, take this.

Here, man, take it.

We'll find you a solid job, don't worry.

I'll just tell them you went back home.

End of story. Okay.

Come on now, let's go get some dinner.

Come on, let's get you in a better mood, man.

You go ahead. I'll join you in a bit.

Sister Cheeku. Aunty is calling you.

She's unbelievable.

What a mess.

"I, Cheeku Bhatnagar,

am leaving my home to be with the love of my life."

"And I'm also taking my share of the cash and jewelry."

"Respect my privacy and don't try to track me down."

(sobs) Why are you hitting her?

How is any of this her fault?

Right, why am I hitting her?

I should be hitting you, right?

She straight up bolted from under your nose!

Were you getting high and snoozing?

-(shreiks) -Moni! What are you doing?

Have you lost your mind?

Yes , I've totally lost it.

Brahma must know where she's at. She was with him yesterday.

Give him a ring! Call up Brahma.

Sir. Brahma's didn't return to his room since last night.

That asshole had to disappear at this very moment!

(tense music)

(female) 'The number you are trying to call

'is currently switched off.'

His phone's turned off too.

(cellphone rings)

Hello?

To hell with your hello

Where the hell is Brahma, that friend of yours?

'I'll just tell them you went back home.'

'End of story.'

He went back.

No, he didn't go back!

He ran off with Cheeku!

You're so dumb,

you let a traitor stay at my place!

Brother...

Baggu! Wake up, dude!

Shit went down.

- What happened? - Cheeku ran away.

What?

(loud siren)

(car engine hums)

(tense music)

Do you have a picture of the kidnapper?

- Yes, I do. - Let me see it.

Hey!

Wha...

He's here!!!

What happened, sir?

Where is Cheeku?

Where did you hide her after you kidnapped her?

Kidnap?

I didn't kidnap anyone, sir.

Moni Bhaiyya, he's been with me

the whole time. Trust me.

Shut up. Zip it.

Don't act smart.

Tell me the truth

or I'll bury you alive right here.

I'm telling the truth, sir.

She met that guy yesterday. Then I dropped her home.

And after that, I went to Sunny's place.

Yes.

Guy?

What guy?

(car engine roars)

(tyre screeches)

Move. Move.

Hey, wait here.

-News about Cheeku shouldn't leak out. -Good afternoon, sir.

Speed it up.

Come on, speed it up.

Stop! Stop! Stop! Cheeku.

Baggu, is he the guy?

Yes, that's him.

Zoom in on him.

Zoom in, zoom in.

He's wearing a mask.

You got any software to remove the mask?

What?

Sir, I'll go and find out.

Hurry up.

Brahma, are you positive that's him?

Yes, sir.

(cellphone rings)

Once I find him...

Hello?

Yeah.

Okay, thanks.

We found her location.

What?

(tyre screeches)

(hurried footsteps)

(tense music)

(male) 'Who's there?'

Sir, room service.

Okay, okay, okay.

You piece of shit!

The whole fucking youth is going to the dogs!

Is she... your wife?

-Well... -Nah, nah, it's all good.

The whole damn world is going to shit!

(loud sobbing)

Open up, Cheeku!

Open the door, Cheeku!

I told you to open the damn door!

(door slams open)

There you are.

Where the is that asshole?

Where is he?

Check in there!

I asked you, where is that asshole?

He's not in there, sir.

Why the hell are you telling me that? Go look for him outside!

Go!

- Uncle... - Where is that bastard?

That jerk ran off, Uncle.

He ran off!

He ran off with all my money and jewelry, Uncle.

We put our trust in you. What did you do?

You ruined our reputation!

Forgive me.

I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

Forgive me, Uncle.

You don't deserve forgiveness! You deserve to die!

Sir! Sir! Sir!

(gasps)

Sir!

Sir!

Sir!

Sir!

Release my hand. Let it go.

Sir, I...

How dare you!

- How dare you stop me? - Sir...

- You fucking asshole... - Sir!

How dare you?

Sir...

Sir!

Fuck off!

(tense music)

Sir...

- No... - Sir...

Rascal!

-Sir... -Fuck off!

Leave me.

Let go of me.

(music swells)

What's happening here? Let go.

What are you doing, Baggu? Let him go.

(upbeat music)

'Sometimes things don't go'

'as planned. '

'It only goes according to'

'what He has planned. '

(upbeat music)

Let go, Baggu. Let go.

What are you doing, Baggu. Let go.

Baggu.

Baggu.

(gasps)

Brother, she has humiliated us.

We will have to kill her.

Brahma. What did you say your lineage was?

(Baggu) 'And that one question'

'changed the entire narrative of my life.'

Did you see the effect of the names?

When he was Baggu, he was zero.

After changing to Brahma, he changed the world.

(Baggu) 'A person's life might be conflicted, '

'but destiny always gives them an opportunity.'

'For me that opportunity was Cheeku. '

-'Who didn't just hold my hand...' -Gently

'...but she filled every emptiness of my life'

'with her love and trust.'

Bye, Dad. Bye, Uncle.

(Baggu) 'Even though I couldn't become IAS.'

'But today this Brahmagupt,

'is the real hero of his father (aryabhatt).'

'On the other hand, brother Channu--'

'I mean my dear brother-in-law.'

'He stopped having those even sit arounds.'

'My sister says,

'his entire focus is now his family.'

'And yes, one more thing.'

'This time uncle got a call from the real Nadda sir.'

'Maybe our family will get a staunch leadear now.'

We're receiving children's toy.

Is it some good news.

(Baggu) 'Even thought Rinku doesn't call'

'but the news is confirmed.'

'SDM sir is going to become a father.'

'I think his notes finally worked.'

'You must be thinking,'

'I've been telling about everyone else,

'But where am I.'

'So, this is me.'

'Life only taught me one lesson.'

'Nothing is more important than family.'

'And family is not just made of blood ties,'

'but also made of people,

'who stand beside you in your toughest time.'

'Now when I look back,'

'only thought that crosses my mind is...'

'No Baggu should ever feel helpless again.'

♪ When with you, my heart feels♪

♪ All's well that happens♪

♪ When with you, my heart feels♪

♪ All's well that happens♪

♪ Life may not be scripted♪

♪ But what's written is for the best♪

♪ When you entered my life♪

♪ A little shyly♪

♪ You made it worthy♪

♪ I got more than I asked for♪

♪ What more can I ask from god♪

♪ When with you, my heart feels♪

♪ All's well that happens♪

♪ When I found you♪

♪ When I found you♪

♪ When I found you♪

♪ I couldn't achieve much on my own♪

♪ But I'll became yours more than anything♪

♪ I couldn't achieve much on my own♪

♪ But I'll became yours more than anything♪

♪ Such a humble prayer, dear God♪

♪ Such a humble prayer, dear God♪

♪ Let me just do this much♪

♪ I'll place you on my eyelids♪

♪ Hide you in my heart♪

♪ Take you far away♪

♪ I got more than I asked for♪

♪ What more can I ask from god♪

♪ When with you, my heart feels♪

♪ All's well that happens♪

♪ Life may not be scripted♪

♪ But what's written is for the best♪