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‐ Hey, I know you've got a million things going on,

but this is just a gentle reminder

to email the invites to Emily's baby shower.

‐ Something like, "Please come to Emily's baby party,

where there will be baby things"?

Something like that? ‐ It's tricky.

Emily doesn't really like baby showers,

so she doesn't want it to look or feel

or sound like a baby shower,

so, no‐‐no storks on anything, 'kay?

‐ Got it. Ix‐nay on the orks‐stay.

‐ And no baby animals.

And are you coming with us to Dr. Hamara's today still?

‐ Of course. I gotta meet this Howie

you guys keep talking about.

‐ Wait a‐‐What the?

‐ It is not exactly what I expected,

but I'm rolling with it.

‐ All right, you don't have to look so surprised.

It's just a simple sleight of hand, bud.

‐ You really missed out on Movie Night last night.

I am doing a whole deep dive into the Jim Carrey oeuvre.

I'm halfway through the high‐concept comedy phase,

slowly working my way towards serious‐artist territory.

‐ Which movie are you on now?

‐ The eternal classic that is "Liar, Liar."

‐ Oh. Well, maybe when you get past his blue period

and he returns to his roots with "Dumb and Dumber To,"

I'll be ready for Movie Night.

‐ [ding] ‐ FYI, this isn't my fault

just because I wrote the entire calendar code.

‐ What's not your fault that really sounds like your fault?

‐ The bug in the Sprq Watch. It's causing every event

that someone creates to be posted on December 25.

‐ Christmas? That's weird.

‐ Have no fear. After talking to my boy Leif

and doing some mad intense soul‐searching,

I am now new and improved Tobin 2.0,

hardworking, committed, serious.

Watch how fast I nail this.

Speaking of nailing‐‐ nope, not gonna make the joke.

Not gonna do it. Tobin, stay focused.

‐ I have to tell you something. ‐ What?

‐ I can't believe these words are coming out of my mouth.

‐ Uh‐huh.

‐ I saw Joan and Leif kissing.

‐ What? Like, kissing kissing?

‐ Yes. And not only that,

I heard him sing "I Put a Spell on You."

Seemed real sketchy.

Leif is definitely up to something.

‐ Are we talking like witchcraft

or just shameless career advancement?

‐ Either way, hooking up with Leif

is like kissing a Slytherin.

‐ Zoey, can we see you in here for a minute, please?

‐ "We"? ‐ "We"?

‐ So Danny Michael Davis is coming to town today,

and he wants to hear our pitch for The Chirp.

‐ Today? Like, actual today?

‐ Surprised me, too, but when the CEO of our company

says he wants a meeting today, we give him today.

‐ Okay, but‐‐ ‐ This is our chance

to show him what we can do.

‐ But can we do? I mean, do we have enough to show him?

‐ We better. The Chirp is a wonderful product,

and Joan deserves to be rewarded

for all her hard work and dedication.

‐ Take it down, like 80%.

So, uh, what do we have to do to give Danny a timeline

showing him that we can have The Chirp ready in six months?

‐ Um, I could do more like nine.

‐ I'm hearing six.

‐ I just think that‐‐ ‐ Six.

‐ I could‐‐

‐ I would like to hear six months.

‐ Six months, it is.

‐ Great. Thank you.

‐ Zoey! Tech bloggers are starting to reach out to me

for comments on the watch. Any estimates on a fix?

‐ What? No, not yet.

Um, Tobin's working on it.

‐ Great. I‐I'm gonna make some calls.

‐ Wait, can I ask you something? ‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ We are pitching Danny Michael Davis today.

‐ Ah. ‐ You know him, right?

‐ Kind of. He helped me get this job

after we snuck out of the same boring tech panel

and ended up hiding in the hotel bar together.

‐ Oh, so you do know him better than me.

The man's never here, and when he does show up,

he's surrounded by a force field of nervous execs at all times.

‐ Well, he's definitely intense, and he operates

at a whole different frequency than the rest of us.

Look, if you're feeling overwhelmed,

try being still and taking 10 long, deep breaths.

It's part of this new meditation technique I'm doing.

‐ Hmm. You got a technique?

‐ I do now. Just trying to keep things calm up here.

Know what I mean?

‐ I don't know what you mean.

I've got a super‐chill brain

that never needs calming, so...

‐ Lucky you. ‐ Yeah, well, it's cool

that you're working on yourself, though. Is it helping?

‐ I'm not sure yet.

[watch beeps]

What's wrong?

Bad timing.

I've got all this work to do,

and I have to go to my father's doctor's appointment,

which, according to my Sprq Point Watch,

is now scheduled for Christmas Day.

‐ Ah. Everything okay with your dad, though?

‐ Yeah, yeah, I think so.

If he gets his back brace off, he's gonna be really happy.

‐ All right.

Well, tell him Merry Christmas.

‐ Thanks.

‐ The next thing I know, people are screaming.

I am going blind, and the guy takes off with all my money.

‐ Oh, God. ‐ So, bottom line is,

never rub your eyes when you're in the middle

of a ghost‐pepper‐eating competition.

‐ I concur with that statement.

Would you mind giving me a few minutes alone with the family?

‐ No problem, Doc.

Uh, but try and keep it short,

'cause Mitch and I have a lot of plans.

We've got go‐carts. We've got UFC fight,

maybe a pub crawl later.

Nice to meet you, Zoey. ‐ You, too, Howie.

‐ Why don't we all have a seat?

So here's where we're at, my friend.

Your medication is no longer stopping the progression

of the disease, which we all knew was a possibility.

‐ I don't understand.

Are you sure?

In the last week, he‐‐ he's been‐‐he really‐‐

‐ I've been investigating, uh, studies

with these experimental drugs online, so maybe we could‐‐

‐ I wish there was something more we could do,

but I'm afraid we're entering the final stages of the disease.

[ high‐pitched whine ] Maggie: No, that can't be right.

I mean, it's not his time.

[fading] We're clearly not there yet.

‐ [fading] That‐‐that's true. I actually‐‐

So, the other day, I actually‐‐

‐ I know this is hard to hear, but...

‐ [heart beating] ‐ [whine continues]

[no audible dialogue]

[heartbeat and whine continue]

[heartbeat stops]

[whine continues]

‐ [whine stops] ‐ [whoosh]

[ muted ] ‐ Ma'am, are you okay?

[ full volume ] Are you okay?

["Crazy" playing]

‐ ♪ I remember when, I remember ♪

♪ I remember when I lost my mind ♪

♪ There was something so pleasant about that place ♪

♪ Even your emotions had an echo in so much space ♪

♪ Mm mm ♪

♪ And when you're out there without care ♪

♪ Yeah, I was out of touch ♪

♪ But it wasn't because I didn't know enough ♪

♪ I just knew too much ♪

♪ Does that make me crazy? ♪

♪ Does that make me crazy? ♪

♪ Does that make me crazy? ♪

♪ Possibly ♪

♪ Come on now, who do you ♪

♪ Who do you, who do you ♪

♪ Who do you think you are? ♪

♪ Ha ha ha, bless your soul ♪

♪ You really think you're in control? ♪

♪ Well, I think you're crazy ♪

♪ I think you're crazy ♪

♪ I think you're crazy ♪

♪ Just like me ♪

♪ Maybe I'm crazy ♪

‐ [music stops] ‐ ♪ Possibly ♪

♪ Maybe I'm crazy ♪

‐ Zoey?

You all right? Someone making you crazy?

‐ [chuckles]

Was I just singing out loud?

‐ Um, yeah.

‐ Oh.

Like alone or with dancers?

‐ Alone. I‐I don't see any dancers.

‐ That's really weird.

I thou‐‐ I thought there was dancers.

Do you think something's weird with my powers?

‐ Well, I'm no expert, but it seems like

they're making you crazy as‐‐ [guitar chord playing]

‐ Am I going crazy? I feel like I am.

I mean, I don't know what crazy feels like,

but I‐‐I feel like this is it.

‐ Okay, before you totally freak out,

just remember a lot of people sing out loud‐‐

small children, waiters on your birthday,

me every time I hear that song "Africa" on the radio.

‐ I didn't even realize I was doing it.

I thought it was happening inside my mind,

but apparently I was for real singing and dancing

throughout the entire lobby of our building.

‐ That's bad.

Okay, so, look, normally your powers‐‐

which is still very weird for me to say‐‐

let you hear other people's songs,

but now it sounds like it's the opposite,

which is very confusing. ‐ It is very confusing.

‐ Okay, what song were you singing again?

‐ "Crazy," which I guess makes sense,

because that is clearly what today is turning out to be.

‐ Right, because Danny Michael Davis

just decided to drop in unannounced.

‐ Yeah.

Uh, our CEO just showing up without notice,

so crazy.

‐ Well, maybe... ‐ [cell phone ringtone]

it's just a one‐time thing. I mean,

I honestly wouldn't worry too much about it.

‐ I really have to take this.

‐ Okay.

‐ Hello,

‐ Are you okay? Because you left so quickly,

and we didn't get a chance to talk.

‐ I'm sorry. I just really needed to get to work,

but I'm fine. Are you fine?

I mean, I know you're not fine, but...

‐ I'm just trying‐‐ [clears throat]

not to cry in front of him, you know?

‐ Nor should you.

Doctors always want to give worst‐case scenarios.

I'm sure there's plenty more we can do.

‐ Well, I don't know about that, Zoey.

Um, Dr. Hamara was very definitive,

but we all knew that this day was gonna come at some point.

Here. Talk to your brother.

‐ Tobin, how we looking?

‐ Okay, so, uh, Dad wants to have

a family meeting tonight, uh, just‐‐

There's some things to talk about and, um,

you know, his wishes for how to proceed with things and...

‐ Proceed with things?

‐ Like, medical interventions he'd want, ones he wouldn't,

and, um, I mean, I know it's tough,

but we need to talk about it, so‐‐

‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I understand.

It's just, uh, our CEO is coming in today,

and I'm not sure how late it might go,

so if I end up not making it tonight,

maybe you can fill me in later.

‐ Sure. Uh...

‐ Love you, bro.

[ line clicks ] ‐ "Bro"?

Joan: So where are we?

‐ We are almost done.

Just gotta switch these two parts in the intro,

which will lead directly into you demonstrating the prototype.

‐ Right. So I will talk about The Chirp

and describe what it does, talk about how great it is‐‐

‐ How great we are. ‐ [chuckles]

And then I'll do, like, a little demonstration.

‐ And then they will loudly "Chirp" their appreciation.

‐ [chuckles]

Danny will probably call you a "Chirp" off the old block.

‐ We'll go to a reception and have some "Chirps" and dip.

‐ Think you mean "Chirp" and "dirp."

‐ [laughing]

And then Zoey will chime in

with her beautiful keynotes,

and let's see your work on the timeline.

‐ Oh, this? Um... ‐ Can I see your keynote?

‐ This was... ‐ Yeah.

‐ really just for me, but it's just a starting off.

‐ Joan: Well. ‐ Oh.

[chuckles] Wow. ‐ Um, o‐okay.

Can you read that? ‐ No, I actually...

‐ Is this like a Rorschach test? Wow.

You‐‐you read it. ‐ No, no, I can't.

‐ You try to read it. ‐ No, you go. You go.

‐ Zoey?

Are you okay?

‐ ♪ I saw Mommy ♪

♪ Kissing Santa ♪

♪ Claus! ♪

[muffled] ♪ Underneath the mistletoe ♪

[clearly] ♪ Last night ♪

I'm prancing.

♪ She didn't see me creep ♪

♪ Down the stairs to have a peep ♪

♪ She thought that I was locked up ♪

♪ In my bedroom fast asleep ♪

Joan: What's happening?

♪ And I saw Mommy kissing Saaaa... ♪

♪ Anta Claus ♪

♪ Underneath his beard so snowy white ♪

♪ What a laugh it would have been ♪

‐ No, no. ‐ ♪ If Daddy had only seen ♪

♪ Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night! ♪

What?

‐ Are you high?

‐ Just high on life

and this fantastic presentation.

Whoo!

Oh, you know, um,

uh, it's just how a song gets stuck in your head

and, you know, the calendar thing with the Sprq Point Watch,

um, turning everything into Christmas.

Um, that's why I was singing the song,

because of the watch and because of Christmas.

‐ Do you understand how important this pitch is?

‐ Totally. ‐ Listen...

do you need to go to the hospital?

‐ Oh, no, I don't think so.

‐ Okay. Then this is not the day

for any Zoey shenanigans.

‐ Couldn't agree with you more.

So, um, do I normally have Zoey shenanigans?

‐ Can you schedule your nervous breakdown for another day?

‐ Yep, consider it rescheduled. ‐ Thanks.

Jesus.

‐ Okay, so it's officially not a one‐time thing.

I just sang out loud for a second time

to Joan and Leif, who now think I'm on drugs.

‐ Well, are you? ‐ What?

‐ All right. I'm just asking. ‐ Here's the worst part,

I couldn't stop it from happening.

Who knows what song I might sing next

and what corresponding dance moves

might go along with it?

‐ Oh, what's that? Are you guys talking about

how Tobin fixed the glitch? 'Cause I did it, son.

Boom. ‐ Good.

‐ That's great. Thank you, Tobin.

‐ However, much like in life, in solving one problem,

I've now created another.

July 4th is no longer on July 4th.

It's complicated, but I'm on it.

I'm in it. Do not be afraid.

‐ Look, maybe you're just stressed out

and stress is what's causing your powers to glitch.

We just‐‐we need to figure out why.

‐ Okay, well, uh, normally when I hear someone sing to me,

I try to help them with something

that's going on in their life, so...

‐ Okay, so, maybe you need to help yourself.

‐ And how do I do that? Because helping myself

would mean taking a vacation from Sprq Point

or curing my father's disease, and both of those

seem like problems I can't exactly solve right now.

‐ Hey. Hey. ‐ Hey.

‐ How was the doctor's office?

‐ Uh, same old, same old, you know?

"Open your mouth." ‐ [cell phone buzzing]

"Here's a lollipop." Blah‐blah‐blah.

‐ Zoey,

Danny's here.

His helicopter just landed.

‐ No. ‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ No! I need more time.

I have no idea how to make these numbers work yet.

‐ Well, let me try to stall him for a bit,

maybe give him a tour of the new rooftop garden.

‐ You would do that for me? ‐ Sure.

And if that doesn't help, I'll pull the fire alarm.

‐ [snickers]

Bless you.

‐ Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas.

‐ Leif, please don't bother me. I'm trying to finish this.

‐ No, this will only take a moment.

I'm just so curious about that song

you sang to me and Joan earlier, 'cause, you know,

um, it didn't really seem

like a song that just got stuck in your head.

It seemed more like, I don't know,

like a‐an accusation.

Like maybe you heard something or saw something

where someone was doing something with someone.

‐ Fine. I saw you and Joan

making out in the conference room. Happy?

‐ I knew it. ‐ And truthfully,

I think you're up to something, and I don't like it.

‐ Up to what? Up to cherishing an incredible woman?

Showering her with all the affection

and attention she so clearly deserves?

‐ I am nauseous, and I still don't believe you.

‐ You don't have to believe me.

Some people don't believe in Santa Claus.

It doesn't stop the magic of Christmas

from entering their hearts.

‐ What are you talking about? ‐ [cell phone ringtone]

Danny is gonna be here any minute, and I...

‐ Danny Michael Davis is here!

Danny Michael Davis is here.

Danny Michael Davis is here.

‐ Great. ‐ Great.

[applause and cheering]

‐ Yeah, no, I don't shake hands.

Are you Joan? J‐Joan?

So good to see you again.

‐ You, too. ‐ Joan, look at this carrot.

This is fresh from the roof. I just picked it myself.

Can you believe that? ‐ Wow.

‐ You know what? Maybe we should whip this up

into a smoothie. What do you think?

Actually, no, we should probably save it.

No, let's whip it up into a smoothie. Thanks, Tony.

Tony works out.

Oh, it's nice to be back at Sprq Point.

You know, your first company is like your first child.

You just love it way more than all the other ones.

‐ Ohh.

‐ So, is everyone still loving my cereal bar?

That was my original workplace innovation, you know?

‐ Loving it. Love it, right?

[cheers and agreement]

‐ Though sometimes we switch it up.

We've had taco bar, salad bar, bread bar.

‐ Bread bar?

I don't eat bread.

‐ No one does.

‐ I do. I love bread.

‐ [laughing] ‐ All right, let's do this.

‐ Okay.

Social anxiety has never been higher.

We need a greater sense of connectivity to our fellow man.

That's where The Chirp comes in.

‐ Look, stuff in this vein already exists,

so I'm gonna ask you what is different about this.

‐ The technology of The Chirp is distinctive,

and I think once you hear the whole presentat‐‐

‐ Can someone bring me a‐‐a metal straw?

‐ Oh, so sorry about that. [chuckles]

‐ Yeah. The environment. ‐ Uh, right.

‐ How long would it take to build?

‐ Well, with all the information you'll ever need

about the timeline, I give you Zoey. Zoey.

‐ Um...

Um...

[music playing]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Please, not now.

‐ Zoey, the timeline?

‐ ♪ You have to learn to pace yourself ♪

♪ Pressure ♪

♪ You're just like everybody else ♪

♪ Pressure ♪

♪ You only had to run so far, so good ♪

♪ But you will come to a place ♪

♪ Where the only thing you feel ♪

♪ Are loaded guns in your face ♪

♪ And you'll have to deal with pressure ♪

‐ [no music] ‐ [vocalizing "Pressure" music]

‐ Aw, boy.

[music resumes]

‐ [no music] ‐ [vocalizing "Pressure" music]

♪ You used to ♪

‐ [music resumes] ‐ ♪ Call me paranoid ♪

♪ Pressure ♪

♪ But even you cannot avoid ♪

‐ [no music] ‐ Both: ♪ Pressure ♪

♪ You turn the tap dance into your crusade ♪

♪ Now here you are with your faith ♪

♪ And your Peter Pan advice ♪

♪ You have no scars on your face ♪

♪ And you cannot handle pressure ♪

‐ [both vocalizing]

‐ [imitating trumpet]

♪ Ahh ♪

‐ And that's The Chirp.

‐ Is‐‐That's‐‐that's the end?

I don't‐‐I don't understand.

‐ No, no, no, it's‐‐it's not the end.

See, The Chirp helps relieve the pressure,

get it, of awkward situations, like this one.

‐ Ha. The‐‐The Chirp is the duetting partner

you've always wanted, but didn't know you needed.

It's there to help you and back you up in any situation.

‐ Yeah. See, someone like Zoey here

may not know what to do or say

at a party or an interview or a big presentation...

‐ He's not wrong. ‐ but with The Chirp

chirping everything you need to know

about everything into your ear,

you will never be at a loss for words again.

‐ Great. Thank you, guys... ‐ Great. Yep.

‐ so much. ‐ We're done.

Ow. ‐ Ah, well, we will email you

the rest of the fantastic proposal.

‐ Okay, yep, that's fine. Um, what are you‐‐

What is‐‐I didn't‐‐ Did I ask for this?

I'm just kidding. I already finished my smoothie.

‐ [laughing] ‐ All right,

I'm gonna go pick some more carrots

to, uh, bring to my biological parents.

All right, let's go.

‐ Wow. ‐ Okay.

Uh, Danny, uh...

Danny, just one second.

‐ [exhales]

‐ I'm sorry I ever doubted your whole powers thing

or whatever this is, because no person

could ever make up what just happened in that room.

‐ How mad is Joan gonna be?

‐ I don't know, but I'm guessing about as mad

as the time Tobin brought a squirrel to work.

Tobin: It was a ferret, bro.

‐ This is terrible.

If I don't find a way to stop singing,

things are gonna get real bad.

‐ Get real bad?

Okay, let's just work through this thing

like we're debugging a program, line by line.

What makes this day different from any other?

‐ I am constantly humiliating myself through song.

‐ Okay, sure, but starting when?

‐ This morning.

‐ When this morning?

‐ On the way back

from my father's doctor's appointment.

‐ Okay. Did something happen there?

‐ Nothing worth talking about.

[sighs]

What really matters is you saved me in there.

So whatever happens, whether I get fired

or killed by Joan, you're a very good friend.

‐ You're just lucky I grew up with

"Billy Joel's Greatest Hits, Volumes One and Two."

It's kind of a rite of passage for every East Coast Jewish boy,

like going to summer camp and not playing for the Knicks.

‐ Still.

[music playing]

No one else would have done that for me, and...

I guess the thing is...

♪ Well, you done done me, and you bet I felt it ♪

♪ I tried to be chill, but you're so hot that I melted ♪

♪ I fell right through the cracks ♪

♪ And I'm trying to get back ♪

♪ Before the cool done run out ♪

♪ I'll be giving it my bestest ♪

♪ And nothing's gonna stop me but divine intervention ♪

♪ I reckon it's again my turn ♪

♪ To win some or learn some ♪

♪ But I won't hesitate ♪

♪ No more, no more ♪

♪ It cannot wait ♪

♪ I'm yours ♪

♪ So I won't hesitate ♪

♪ No more, no more ♪

♪ It cannot wait ♪

♪ I'm sure ♪

♪ There's no need to complicate ♪

♪ Our time is short ♪

♪ This is our fate ♪

♪ I'm yours ♪

‐ Um, you just sang me a song.

‐ I...

I don't know why that happened.

‐ I do.

This is your inner truth, right?

Isn't that what this whole thing is about?

‐ Uh‐huh, yes, but I don't know if that song

is saying exactly what we think it's saying.

Maybe I'm feeling like you're always there for me

and I want to be there for you, too.

You know, like, I'm yours,

dot, dot, dot, if you need me.

Does...

that make sense?

‐ Mm, no.

I think it's pretty clear what it was saying.

‐ You sure? ‐ Yeah, pre‐‐

‐ How clear? ‐ Uh, crystal.

‐ Joan would like to see both of you right away.

It's probably nothing to worry about,

unless you're worried about getting fired or...

‐ I'm sorry about all of this.

‐ I'm not.

Whatever happens, I mean, it's totally worth it.

‐ Why are you smiling? Huh?

This is not a happy day.

This is not a happy day where people smile,

like your birthday or your wedding day.

Not my wedding day, but most people's.

‐ Okay, yes, I'll admit I'm in a good mood,

but it's for completely unrelated reasons.

‐ Why in the world would the two of you

go rogue like that in front of Danny Michael Davis?

He just texted me saying he needs space

to think things through.

That's what I say when I'm about to fire somebody.

‐ Joan, I am very sorry.

‐ I don't know if I can ever trust you guys again.

And now you have me raising my voice.

You have me raising my voice like I am a mom at a Target

who's telling the kids we don't have time to look at the toys,

and that's not who I am. I've never even been to Target.

Tobin: Hey, guys.

Zoey, uh, we got a situation with the Sprq Watch.

I don't want to say what it is in front of Joan.

‐ All of you, get out. Fix it. Fix it.

‐ Okay, so here's the dillio.

We fixed all the holiday switch‐a‐roos on the watch.

‐ That's good. ‐ Yeah, but now

there are these "reports"

of the watch sharing calendar events

with everyone on your contact list.

For example, I can see on my watch

that Max has an appointment on Saturday

for something called "Judo with Sensei Don."

‐ I'm honestly lucky he fit me in.

‐ Okay, this is getting worse by the second.

Please get it under control ASAP. Max, can you help?

‐ Yes, whatever you need me to do...

I'm yours.

‐ [sighs]

[cell phone buzzing]

[sighs]

[exhales] One...

two, three...

‐ Whoa. ‐ Ahh!

‐ [laughs]

‐ Hi. [laughs] ‐ Look at you.

You're trying my new breathing technique.

Give it time. It helps.

‐ Um, are you...

hiding from the great calendar crisis of 2020?

‐ I'm actually meditating in the meditation room.

Healthy body, healthy mind.

‐ Ah, that makes sense to me. [chuckles]

I just needed a break.

[sighs] Fair warning,

I might just stay in here forever.

‐ I don't blame you.

It's actually my new favorite place.

You know, if we're really quiet, maybe no one will ever find us.

[music playing]

‐ No. No, no, no.

‐ You okay?

‐ Uh‐‐[laughs]

[inhales] I apologize in advance

for whatever is about to come out of my mouth.

‐ What does that mean?

‐ ♪ I want ♪

♪ You to want me ♪

‐ What?

‐ ♪ I need you to need me ♪

♪ I'd love you to love me ♪

♪ I'm begging you to beg me ♪

♪ Didn't I, didn't I ♪

♪ Didn't I see you crying? ♪

♪ Oh, didn't I, didn't I ♪

♪ Didn't I see you crying? ♪

♪ Feeling all alone without a friend ♪

♪ You know you feel like dying ♪

♪ Oh, didn't I, didn't I ♪

♪ Didn't I see you crying? ♪

♪ I want you to want me ♪

♪ I need you to need me ♪

♪ I'd love you to love me ♪

♪ I'm begging you to beg me ♪

I'm sorry.

That was, um...

‐ Oh. ‐ Max?

‐ I had a programming question,

but I‐I didn't want to interrupt your song, so...

‐ Max, wait. Just...

‐ Yeah. ‐ Damn it.

Uh, I‐‐

I'm really sorry. Just know it's not me.

It's my body.

‐ Huh.

‐ Hey, can we talk about this?

‐ No, I'd rather not right now.

‐ Max, I'm sorry.

‐ I just don't understand. I do not understand.

You sang a love song to me today,

and then right after that,

you sang another love song to Simon?

Do you have any idea how messed up that is?

‐ I know. Believe me, if I had any control over this, I‐‐

‐ Then you wouldn't sing

to which one of us, your best friend

or the morally questionable, totally engaged guy?

‐ I am just as surprised as you are that I sang to Simon.

I had no idea those words were about to come out of my mouth.

‐ That's great, Zoey. Blame the powers again.

‐ You can't be mad at me for singing a song

that I didn't mean to sing. ‐ Really?

‐ Really. ‐ It actually seems

like the best reason to be mad at you,

because when you sing, you're singing the truth.

And the truth isn't that you can't be with me

because it's endangering our friendship.

No, we can't be together, because you have feelings

for two men at the same time.

‐ Do I? Because I'm not sure

I even knew I had those feelings until I sang them.

‐ Well, they're out there, and you can't take 'em back.

You sang two heart songs today, Zoey.

That's what they're called, right?

And while one song told you that you want Simon to want you,

the other one told you that I'm yours.

One song is about attraction.

The other one's about love.

Personally, I would choose love,

but I guess you're gonna make up your own mind.

‐ 'Sup, dude? 'Sup, Zoey?

Are we gossiping about someone?

Tell me what you heard. I'll tell you if it's true.

If it's Susan from HR, it's definitely true.

‐ Oh, hey, grab coffee with me.

‐ I really need to‐‐ ‐ Don't care.

‐ Okay. ‐ I heard from Danny.

‐ And? ‐ Well, he says he thinks

you're weird, which is a pretty big statement coming from him,

and he said he looked at your timeline,

which seems to imply The Chirp is going to take about a year.

‐ I tried so hard to make that year not look like a year.

‐ [sighs] And he said he's gonna give us the money we need.

‐ Really? ‐ Yeah.

‐ Why?

‐ I mean, I guess he liked the pitch?

Crazy attracts crazy?

‐ [sighs] That's great.

‐ Don't start celebrating just yet.

Why did you not express concern about the timeline?

‐ I tried. ‐ And that song?

You performed a song for Danny. That was a big swing.

I don't mind a big swing, but I can't not know about it.

I can't be the one who doesn't know things.

‐ Then...

I should probably tell you

that I saw you and Leif kissing...

‐ [gasps] ‐ in the office the other night.

‐ Oh, God, it was a mistake. It was a huge, colossal mistake.

It's against everything I stand for

personally and professionally.

‐ I know this is none my business, but I‐‐

I just want to tell you, as your friend,

that I think Leif might not be in this for the right reasons.

‐ [laughs]

Good.

Can you imagine if either of us was in it for the right reasons?

Oh, my God, no. I‐‐ ‐ Oh.

‐ Please, thank you for telling me that.

That is such a relief.

‐ Okay.

‐ Was I caught up in a moment of passion?

I was. And did it happen again later at my house?

It did. ‐ Whoa.

‐ Will it ever happen again?

I can tell you absolutely not.

I can guarantee I can stop any time I want.

And in fact, after we're done here, I'm gonna go up,

and I am going to tell him it's ov‐‐

Oh, I have a meeting.

Tomorrow is actually a good‐‐

Ooh. No, cardio funk. I have a blowout?

Getting another dog?

‐ Okay, so, um, do you want to know

what that was before with the song?

‐ I'm not exactly sure why you sang it,

but sure looked and sounded like you want me to want you.

Is that what you were going for there?

‐ If I sang it, I must have meant it.

‐ [scoffs]

That's a strange way to phrase that.

Um...

I'm confused.

I thought there was nothing between us.

We decided there was nothing between us,

and now I don't know what to think.

‐ Maybe I couldn't keep the truth inside of me anymore

so it, like, had to come out,

and I don't want to ruin anything for you or Jessica,

but maybe I do have residual feelings for you,

feelings that I can't just lie about.

So there you go.

Now you know.

Hey, that rhymed.

‐ [sighs]

‐ I need to go. ‐ We should go?

‐ Yeah, okay.

‐ Going. ‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ Zoey.

I found the mistake.

Watch is fixed.

‐ That's good. Crisis averted.

‐ Yeah, but it was my fault.

I was the one who wrote that code,

so maybe Leif is right, and maybe I'm just a screw‐up

who doesn't take my job seriously.

‐ Or we all make mistakes, and you owned up to yours

and spent all day working super hard trying to fix it,

and that doesn't sound like a screw‐up to me.

‐ All right, let's go with your version.

Bye.

‐ Hey, why is your mom asking me if you're okay?

‐ She texted you? ‐ Yeah.

She said she's called a few times.

She wants you to call her back. ‐ Oh.

I haven't looked at my phone all day.

‐ Well, maybe you should.

People are really worrying about you.

‐ Okay.

My father only has a few weeks left.

That feels so weird to say.

We found out this morning.

Or at least I think it was this morning.

This day just keeps going and going and going.

‐ Zoey, I'm so sorry.

‐ And when the doctor told me, I just...

I ran away. I couldn't face it.

And now I'm supposed to go home so we can all talk about it.

I don't know how to be around him.

I don't know what to say.

I don't know how I'm supposed to look him in the eye.

I don't‐‐

I don't think I can do it.

‐ Yes, you can.

I know you can.

‐ Were you even here today? ‐ Were you?

'Cause here's what I saw.

All day long, you were laying down truths to everyone,

Joan, Leif, Danny Michael Davis, me, Simon.

And guess what?

You made it through.

You didn't get fired. Nobody hates you.

Maybe just a little bit.

‐ I honestly don't know how much longer

I can go on singing out loud like this.

‐ Isn't the whole point of your powers

to help people face things they don't want to face?

Maybe everything that happened today

is the universe telling you

you need to stop avoiding it and go face your father.

[pats hand] You've got this.

[indistinct voice on TV]

‐ Hey. ‐ Hi, Mom.

Maggie: Ohh.

That's a big hug.

I'm so glad you made it.

Uh, David and Emily just ran out to grab dinner.

‐ Hey, Zoey.

So I'm gonna give you guys some alone time,

but if you need anything, I mean anything‐‐

Seriously, I will rob a store if you tell me to.

[Maggie chuckles]

‐ I'll be chilling in the guest room.

‐ Okay. I think we're okay, Howie.

‐ How's my dad doing?

‐ He's fine.

He's just binge watching a show

about surviving alone in the arctic.

Seems very relaxing.

‐ You gonna go talk to him?

‐ Yeah.

I mean...

I think I'm kind of afraid to, but...

I want to.

‐ Yeah.

‐ Hey, Dad.

Did that man j‐just kill a moose?

[show continues]

[mutes TV]

Can we, um, talk for a sec?

[sighs]

I feel horrible telling you this,

but I didn't want to come here tonight.

After the doctor, things just got...

real.

And I don't know why,

but my instinct was to run away from you.

Which I guess makes me the worst daughter in the world,

because... ‐ [music playing]

what kind of kid is scared to be with their dying dad?

It's just...

♪ How do I ♪

♪ Get through one night without you? ♪

♪ If I had to live without you ♪

♪ What kind of life would that be? ♪

♪ Oh, I ♪

♪ I need you in my arms, need you to hold ♪

♪ You're my world, my heart, my soul ♪

♪ And if you ever leave ♪

♪ You would take away everything good in my life ♪

[laughs]

♪ And tell me now ♪

♪ How do I live without you? ♪

♪ I want to know ♪

♪ How do I breathe without you? ♪

♪ If you ever go ♪

♪ How do I ever, ever survive? ♪

[crying]

♪ How do I ♪ ‐ [music stops]

♪ Oh, how do I ♪

♪ Oh, how do I live? ♪

‐ Hey.

You guys okay?

‐ I think so.

Just watching this show about survival.

[show resumes indistinctly]