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Hello?
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Yes, who should I say is calling?
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Agnes, phone!
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Take a message, I'm in the tub!
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I couldn't move if my hair were on fire.
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It's Devon Lauder.
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Oh my God!
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Ooh, nice outfit.
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I'll be it's difficult to
find accessories, though.
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Hardy har har.
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Hello, um, Mr. Lauder?
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Good evening, Dr. Goldberg.
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I, uh, trust you read about
the accident last week.
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Uh, yes, I'm, I'm sorry.
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I assume the negative publicity...
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will delay the inn's opening?
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You assume correctly.
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May I also assume that you're calling...
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because you've reconsidered
my proposal?
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Yes, assemble your team
as quickly as possible.
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Hello, Whitney.
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Agnes, I gave you my answer last night.
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I can't accept it.
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Try.
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Whitney, you have a gift!
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You mean a curse.
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I mean, a gift!
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And if you believe God gave it to you...
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you must believe he wants you to use it.
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Ooh, that's a cheap shot, Agnes...
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especially coming from you.
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Why, because I'm an atheist?
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It scares me, you understand?
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I can't control it.
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But I can.
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I hope so...
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for everyone's sake.
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Morning, Susan.
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Good morning, Mr. Jackson.
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Hey, Tony, what's up?
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Oh, man, we gotta meet
Murphy downtown in 40 minutes.
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You know, you're supposed
to iron your shirts...
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at home before you put them on.
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I haven't been home,
I've been here all night...
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workin' on your department store case.
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What for, it was obviously an inside job.
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Just have all the employees
take a lie detector test.
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No, I'm not convinced.
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The alarm system was tampered with.
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Oh, man, we're late, gotta go!
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Ginger, I have a bad feeling about this one.
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Don't worry about it, it'll be fine.
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Good morning, everyone,
uh, my name is Devon Lauder...
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thank you for appearing
on such short notice.
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Dr. Goldberg informs me
that she's worked...
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with many of you before, so, Doctor...
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if you could briefly introduce your staff.
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Certainly, this is my husband, Felix...
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the best mental medium I've ever known.
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Next to him is our video technician,
Ginger Kowolski...
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and next to her is our physical medium,
Whitney O'Shea.
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And, uh, these three gentlemen
I'm afraid I don't know.
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I assume than that one
of you is Mr. Murphy.
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Uh, yes, sir, Frank Murphy.
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We spoke on the phone.
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Certainly.
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Uh, these are Tony Vincente and
Levi Jackson...
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my best operatives.
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His only operatives.
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That makes us the best!
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Fine, I realize a lot
of you have questions...
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so allow me to give you a brief history.
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Two years ago, my uncle Avery died...
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and left me his home in Solano County.
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It's a gothic mansion built in 1861...
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which would be worth five
to six million dollars...
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if it were surrounded by
prime vineyards.
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Unfortunately, the adjoining property...
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is a county-owned cemetery.
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This, for me, makes the
house uninhabitable...
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but a stipulation of my uncle's will...
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forbids me from either
selling it or tearing it down.
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If I attempt to do either...
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the property will be donated to the county...
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no doubt to add onto the cemetery.
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Because of this, I've
tried renting the property...
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out several times, but
no one's ever been able...
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to stay longer than three nights.
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They've all been driven away...
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scared off by the ghost of my
uncle Avery.
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Excuse me.
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Yes?
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Are we on Candid Camera?
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Let the man finish, Vincente.
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I realize it's hard to believe...
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but I've been there.
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I've heard those horrible...
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ungodly shrieks and moans.
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The house has remained
unoccupied ever since.
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I had pretty much decided
to let the county have it...
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when I read of a bed and
breakfast inn in New Orleans...
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that claims to be haunted,
and because of this...
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it's doing incredible business.
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Suddenly, haunted houses
are the in thing.
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This seemed like the perfect
solution to my problem...
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so I quickly renovated Lauder House...
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into a bed and breakfast.
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Then, in order to publicize its opening...
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I hired The Amazing Azimov
to spend the night in it.
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The Amazing who?
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I understand he was a fairly
popular Las Vegas magician.
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Yes, correct, and with his death...
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Lauder House has finally
lived up to its nickname...
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Slaughter House.
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His death, what are you saying...
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you saying ghosts killed him?
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He jumped from a
second story window, yes.
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Because a ghost scared him.
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That's what we believe, Mister, um.
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Vincente.
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Vincente, may I ask you a question?
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Why are you here?
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Why am I here?
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Because I said so.
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Because he said so.
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Mr. Lauder, am I mistaken...
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or did you agree that my team and I...
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would photograph and exorcize
the Lauder House ghost?
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Yes, but only if Mr.
Murphy and his associates...
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go along to protect you.
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What?
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What?
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I will not be responsible for another tragedy.
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If I could afford to
just let Lauder House go...
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and absorb the loss,
believe me, I'd do so...
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but the restoration
was just too expensive.
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I need to make this
bed and breakfast work.
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But they'll only get in the way!
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They know absolutely nothing
about psychic phenomenon!
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They go with you...
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or you don't go.
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Dr. Goldberg, my men and I...
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are professional security operatives...
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and if there is something,
well, dangerous in that house...
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then your three best chances of survival...
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are sitting right here.
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I love it when Murphy
talks like a detective novel.
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Yeah, Sam Spade lives.
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Never say spade to a brother.
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Sorry, all the ghost talk
must have me spooked.
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Very funny, hey did you see
that butt on that video tech?
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I think I'm in love.
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You love anything in a skirt.
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Hey, man, I got a bad
feeling about this case.
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Don't tell me you're afraid of ghosts!
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I'm afraid of anything that
makes a man...
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jump out of a window and kill himself.
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I wouldn't drink that if I were you.
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What?
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Your beer, it's as flat
as my ex-wife's chest.
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Let me get you another one.
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We'll take two more, please.
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What're you doin' here, Murphy?
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Lookin' for you.
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I got it.
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Tony, we have to talk, it's important.
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Well, it must be, Murphy.
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I mean, buying me beer,
calling me Tony.
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How'd you find me here anyway?
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Jackson told me.
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Thank you, Levi.
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What else did he tell you?
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Well, that you're not planning...
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on going to the Lauder House with us.
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So, what do you care?
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You like me even less than I like you...
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and I like you less than
I like trench mouth.
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Maybe so, but we need each other.
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Speak for yourself, pal, I like girls.
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You don't like anyone,
not even yourself.
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Just remember, I take shit from you...
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only as long as you're worth it.
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You put up with me because,
Q.T. was the only firm...
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that would hire you as a detective...
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after you left the force.
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Detective?
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Come on, Murphy, who the hell
are you kiddin'?
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You're goin' up there to take on Casper
the fuckin' Ghost...
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you don't need a detective.
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You need Bill Murray for Christ's sake!
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So that's what this is all about!
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You don't like the case?
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No, this is not a case.
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This is a joke.
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Look, you want us to go up there...
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and babysit this grade A
group of chuckleheads...
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while they sit around in a circle...
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hold hands, and talk to dead people!
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What makes you so sure
they're chuckleheads?
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Maybe this house really is haunted.
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Yeah, well, yeah, and maybe your parents...
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aren't really first cousins either, Murph...
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but I wouldn't lay odds on it, 'cause see...
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if you're not a direct product of inbreeding...
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than there really is a God...
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and he's got a personal grudge
against you.
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One of these days,
you're gonna go too far...
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and then, I'm gonna
take you down a peg.
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Yeah, fascinating.
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Look, this is the bottom line.
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Devon Lauder is offering us
an incredible amount of money...
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to babysit these chuckleheads,
as you put it...
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so that's what we're gonna do.
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What is this we, white man?
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He's offering you an incredible
amount of money.
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Me, I go home with the same paycheck
every week...
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no matter who the client is.
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So, if you don't mind, Murph...
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just count me out on this one, all right?
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Well, I don't wanna count you out.
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Look, you and Levi can handle
this just fine without me.
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Fuck Levi, he's gonna spend all weekend...
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tryin' to get in that video technican's pants!
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That's bullshit and you know it.
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He may be a walkin' hard-on with feet...
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but he's a good detective,
he does his job well.
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Well, nevertheless, I want
you there in the morning...
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and so does Devon Lauder.
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He, uh, asked for you specifically.
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Ho-ho, so that's it, I don't go...
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you don't get your
incredible amount of money!
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And you won't have a job...
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'cause if ya fuck this up, I will fire you!
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Count on it!
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Well, that'll take me down a peg, won't it?
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I'll fire your buddy Levi, too.
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You are so full of shit, Murphy...
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you're not gonna fire a good detective...
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just to get even with me.
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Detectives like Jackson
are a dime a dozen!
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I only kept him around because, well...
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he was the only person
you seem to get along with.
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But if you go, he goes.
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You're serious.
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Goddammit, I gotta hand it to ya, Murphy,
I'm impressed.
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I always knew you were a scumbag,
but I never knew...
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how scummy a bag you could be.
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Well, it's a dog eat dog world, my friend.
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You gotta play hardball if you wanna...
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beat the rats at the rat race.
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How do you think I got to be the head
of Q.T. Security?
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Suckin' the boss's dick?
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Just be there in the morning...
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bright and early, or you and Jackson...
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can keep each other company
on the unemployment line.
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Say hi to the other weasels for me, will ya?
257
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,357
It's OK, he's had his shots.
258
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,676
Man, look at this place.
259
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,010
I wonder how much a place like this costs?
260
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,345
Your very soul!
261
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,013
Man, I told you to knock that shit off!
262
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,765
It ain't funny, man!
263
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:07,336
I don't like this, I can feel the evil
in this house.
264
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,589
Yes, so can I.
265
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:11,799
Me, too.
266
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,010
Aw, get a grip, Jackson.
267
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,262
He's right, boss, we're not alone.
268
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,806
What are you talkin' about?
269
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,435
What is it?
270
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,395
Cremation urn.
271
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,647
Somebody's home.
272
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,483
Oh, man, this is bullshit!
273
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,111
Mr. Vincente, if you're finished
showboating...
274
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,488
please, put it back.
275
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:35,865
Somebody we know?
276
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,659
Avery Lauder, it was another
stipulation of his will...
277
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:42,747
that he be cremated and placed here
in his home.
278
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,334
Mr. Lauder was quite a character,
wasn't he?
279
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,670
Well, it would appear he's not the only one.
280
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,172
If there are no objections...
281
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:55,259
I suggest we have our first sitting right now.
282
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:58,262
I'm gonna need some
help with the equipment.
283
00:18:58,596 --> 00:18:59,597
Uh, Vincente?
284
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:00,890
I'll get it.
285
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,726
Uh, Vincente, you check the upstairs doors
and windows
286
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,186
and I'll check the downstairs...
287
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,605
and make sure everything's secure.
288
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:08,564
Wait.
289
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,234
There's something behind those curtains.
290
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,115
Yeah, probably a window or something.
291
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:19,992
I'm serious.
292
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,891
These are filthy, these are absolutely filthy.
293
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,196
Let's go get the gear.
294
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,992
Who the fuck are you?
295
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,119
I'm Elwin...
296
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,622
the groundskeeper.
297
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,582
The groundskeeper?
298
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,835
Yes, I'm afraid I forgot to mention him.
299
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,587
He was Avery Lauder's stage assistant.
300
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:14,630
Stage assistant, what...
301
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,590
this Lauder was an actor or something?
302
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:20,428
Hardly, he was a very famous psychic
and illusionist.
303
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,263
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
this rings a bell.
304
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:25,015
Wasn't this guy a serial killer?
305
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,601
Oh, yeah, the Venue Slasher.
306
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,813
That was an unproven rumor.
307
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,648
No, no, no, no, it was a lot more
than a rumor.
308
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,775
He was a prime suspect,
as a matter of fact...
309
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,445
they were just about to arrest
him when he turned up dead.
310
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,281
That's right, and they found him
in this house...
311
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,658
with his heart cut out.
312
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,202
Now why wasn't I informed of any of this?
313
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:46,829
You didn't ask.
314
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,914
He never does, except how much.
315
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,833
Now, I resent that, Vincente.
316
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,168
I resent your mother for taking drugs...
317
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,253
when she was pregnant.
318
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,047
Is there anything else
you've forgotten to tell us?
319
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,841
No, that's it.
320
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,719
Yeah, sure, I'll be back in 15.
321
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,388
Uh, would you mind if I went along?
322
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,098
I'd like to see the rest of the house.
323
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,558
Sure, come on.
324
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,194
Elwin, will you take everyone's bags...
325
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,738
up to their rooms, please?
326
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,656
Yes, ma'am.
327
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,074
We might as well get the gear, too.
328
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,534
Might as well.
329
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:30,539
Mr. Murphy...
330
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,085
do you always allow your subordinates...
331
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,630
to address you with such total disrespect?
332
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,757
No, but Vincente's
never been able to keep...
333
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,759
any of his opinions to himself.
334
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,594
Then why do you put up with him?
335
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,554
Is he married to your sister
or do you merely have...
336
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:49,475
a soft spot for ill-mannered troglodytes?
337
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,769
You ever heard of the Thomas Knox case?
338
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,938
The, uh, TV actor and his family...
339
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:55,314
who were murdered in L.A.
340
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,024
Right, triple homicide.
341
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,276
It was on the books for 20 years.
342
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:00,820
Every cop on the force took a shot at it...
343
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,530
but no one could solve it...
344
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,532
and then some rookie,
fresh out of the academy...
345
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,742
cracked it in two months.
346
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,452
Mr. Vincente.
347
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,704
Yup, I get 90 percent of my business...
348
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,791
because Tony Vincente's on my payroll.
349
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:15,626
If he is such a master sleuth...
350
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,463
why isn't he still a member of LA's finest?
351
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,966
'Cause they didn't like
his smart mouth either.
352
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,759
Well, I suppose it's none of my business...
353
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,178
but if I were you, I would fire Mr. Vincente...
354
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,681
in spite of his reputation.
355
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:33,269
Oh, well, I think you may be right, Doctor.
356
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,646
It's none of your business.
357
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,193
Felix, did you hear that?
358
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:43,112
Are you gonna just stand there...
359
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,656
and let him talk to me like that?
360
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,909
Well, dear, the man does carry a gun.
361
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,625
So what do you videotape
with all this stuff?
362
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,252
Ghosts, if they show up.
363
00:22:58,586 --> 00:22:59,336
You're shittin' me!
364
00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:01,630
No, really, even though
you can't see them...
365
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:03,257
with the naked eye,
sometimes the camera...
366
00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,426
will pick them up and put them on tape.
367
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,970
Well, scratch my ass.
368
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,805
Not until I know you better.
369
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:50,930
This is weird.
370
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,181
Not really.
371
00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:53,307
A lot of these old houses...
372
00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,184
had private chapels in the attic.
373
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:57,394
With an inverted cross?
374
00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:01,857
Son of a bitch.
375
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:05,194
Mr. Vincente, are you a religious man?
376
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,446
Oh, I'm sorry, I never discuss religion...
377
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,032
on any day with a y in it.
378
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:12,034
I didn't mean to pry, it's just...
379
00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:15,162
that I'm very religious and well...
380
00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:16,455
Miss O'Shea...
381
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:24,129
why don't you just say
what you followed me up here to say.
382
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,548
Avery Lauder was more
than just a psychic.
383
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:29,051
He was an extremely powerful warlock.
384
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:29,885
You mean a witch?
385
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:30,844
Yes.
386
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:34,056
The police found his body on this very altar.
387
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:38,060
His chest carved open,
burning candles everywhere.
388
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:41,647
Neither his killer nor
his heart were ever found.
389
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,023
You know, San Francisco's close by...
390
00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,067
maybe he left it there.
391
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:48,195
Sure, make stupid jokes...
392
00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:54,034
but I believe the police interrupted
a satanic ritual...
393
00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:57,246
that would have given
Avery Lauder immortality...
394
00:24:57,579 --> 00:25:00,374
if he'd had the time to complete it.
395
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,292
I don't mean to be rude, Miss O'Shea...
396
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:05,379
but I think I'm due back on Earth.
397
00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:09,925
You said you wanted the complete history
of Lauder House.
398
00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:11,760
I just thought you should get it...
399
00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:13,762
because Agnes certainly won't tell you.
400
00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:15,389
Why's that?
401
00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:18,017
Because Agnes doesn't believe...
402
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,353
and if she doesn't believe,
then it doesn't exist.
403
00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:24,982
She has no idea
of what a ghost really is.
404
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,109
And what is that?
405
00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:30,696
The very soul of someone
who has lived and died.
406
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,323
If he was evil, his soul is evil.
407
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:36,618
If he was powerful,
his soul is powerful.
408
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:41,707
Avery Lauder was both, and as long as
we're in his house...
409
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,418
we're all in very grave danger.
410
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,300
All right, it's working.
411
00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:59,349
All secure?
412
00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:02,728
- Here, Whitney, place this in your lap.
413
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:14,198
I'm addressing myself to the spirit
of Avery Lauder.
414
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:17,034
If you're here,
I wish to speak to you.
415
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,083
I'm not getting anything.
416
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,459
Neither am I.
417
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,337
Nothing here either.
418
00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:34,802
Avery Lauder, I know you're here.
419
00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:40,015
The man sitting next to me
is a mental medium.
420
00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:42,309
You may speak through him.
421
00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,196
Who are you?
422
00:26:55,197 --> 00:26:58,200
I am here to free you from this house.
423
00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:00,244
I do not wish to be freed.
424
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:03,205
Then I will force you.
425
00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:05,332
You are not strong enough.
426
00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:07,835
I believe I am.
427
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:10,462
I will rise like the phoenix...
428
00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:15,050
and destroy you, all of you!
429
00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:18,595
And how will you do that?
430
00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:20,013
All you've ever managed to do...
431
00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:23,475
for the last two years is make noise.
432
00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:25,144
I'm not some silly magician...
433
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,272
who can be scared into killing myself.
434
00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:31,108
You would mock Avery Lauder?
435
00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:35,154
I would give you a chance to prove
your words.
436
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,322
The woman sitting across from you...
437
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,741
is a physical medium.
438
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:43,871
Through her, you can show us
the extent of your power.
439
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:50,711
Perhaps later.
440
00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:52,629
Why not now?
441
00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:53,755
Later.
442
00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:55,841
Are you afraid?
443
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:56,800
Oh, no...
444
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:00,429
but you will be.
445
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,436
- Felix, Felix, what's...
446
00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:09,104
what's wrong?
447
00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:13,942
Help him!
448
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,865
Get ahold of his legs!
449
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:20,949
Hold him!
450
00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:22,618
I'll get his legs, man.
451
00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,831
Hold him down.
452
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:37,466
ls he all right?
453
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:38,675
He's still alive.
454
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,475
Thank goodness you're safe!
455
00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:49,811
How do you feel?
456
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:52,856
Fine...
457
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:56,151
but who's been using my head
as a basketball?
458
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:57,694
Dr. Goldberg, if you have no objections...
459
00:28:58,028 --> 00:29:01,031
maybe we should take this opportunity
to unpack.
460
00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:03,200
Yes, all right...
461
00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:04,826
but I want everyone back down here...
462
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,995
in an hour to try again.
463
00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:08,038
Uh, Jackson, why don't you...
464
00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:09,831
take a quick look at the grounds.
465
00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:11,124
What for, you and Tony already checked...
466
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:12,584
all the windows and doors.
467
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:13,627
Humor me.
468
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:21,218
Oh, no wonder my mouth
tastes like leather.
469
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,679
Sorry about the drool.
470
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,180
It's waterproof.
471
00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:26,139
Oh.
472
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:33,397
Um, Mr. Vincente?
473
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:35,315
Your quick thinking saved my husband...
474
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:36,692
from injuring himself.
475
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:37,901
Yes, it did.
476
00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:40,570
And, um, I was pretty useless.
477
00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:42,364
Yes, you were.
478
00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:45,284
You're not gonna make this easy on me,
are you?
479
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:46,910
Mm, no, I'm not.
480
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:51,206
I, uh, just wanna say thank you.
481
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:54,793
You're welcome.
482
00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:57,713
Now, if you two are quite finished...
483
00:29:58,046 --> 00:29:59,965
I'd like to explore the basement.
484
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:00,924
Why?
485
00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:07,264
Something down there is very important
to our Mr. Lauder.
486
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:12,769
I, I sensed it while he was speaking
through me.
487
00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:18,692
So let's go check out the basement.
488
00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:21,314
Hey, fool!
489
00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:23,859
Don't you know you can go blind
doin' that?
490
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:43,795
Wish I knew what we were lookin' for.
491
00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:49,009
Don't worry, we'll know it when we find it.
492
00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:51,386
Can I ask you a question?
493
00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:55,223
That box, with the green light on it...
494
00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:56,516
what was that?
495
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,269
An invention of mine.
496
00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:01,438
You see, Whitney is a physical medium.
497
00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:03,565
As opposed to your husband
who's a mental medium.
498
00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,942
Yes, Felix is like an intercom...
499
00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:09,029
allowing ghosts to
actually speak through him.
500
00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:11,364
Whitney, on the other hand,
is like a doorway.
501
00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:13,325
A spirit may actually pass through her...
502
00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:16,536
and physically manifest his presence
here in our world...
503
00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:18,955
usually by moving inanimate objects.
504
00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:20,373
Couldn't that be dangerous?
505
00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:22,459
Without my invention, yes.
506
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:26,338
All living things have an aura
of electromagnetic energy...
507
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:29,299
and when we die,
this energy usually dissipates...
508
00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:32,010
into the atmosphere, but sometimes...
509
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,221
it remains intact and here on Earth...
510
00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:37,098
and then, you have a ghost.
511
00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:38,558
So this is some sort of, uh...
512
00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:41,603
an electromagnetic vacuum type...
513
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:45,190
Exactly, and that's why I gave it to Whitney.
514
00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:47,943
If Lauder's ghost had tried
to pass through her...
515
00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:50,278
the vacuum would have
trapped him immediately.
516
00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:51,363
Then what?
517
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:52,322
Then I would have removed him...
518
00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:55,825
from this house and dissipated him.
519
00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:58,286
Eh, I don't know about this, Doc.
520
00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:00,121
I haven't had this much trouble
swallowing something...
521
00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:01,957
since my mom fed me okra.
522
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:05,460
I found it!
523
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,135
For some reason,
this pentagram was very important...
524
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,096
to Mr. Lauder's ghost.
525
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:21,226
Even now, I, I can actually sense its evil.
526
00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:38,863
I don't fuckin' believe this!
527
00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:50,333
Huh?
528
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:33,418
Now, what happened here?
529
00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,004
A breeze, maybe.
530
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:37,589
A breeze, all the doors and windows...
531
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:39,048
should be locked up!
532
00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:40,925
Yeah, they should be.
533
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,635
Are you saying I missed one?
534
00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:44,929
I'm not sayin' anything.
535
00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:47,056
The hell you're not!
536
00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,391
Lemme tell you somethin', hot shot...
537
00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:49,893
I didn't miss a thing.
538
00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:53,772
Yeah, except maybe the
last stage of evolution.
539
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,065
Don't push me, Vincente.
540
00:37:58,151 --> 00:38:00,487
Whitney, are you all right?
541
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:06,493
I don't know, I feel really drained
for some reason.
542
00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:09,829
Maybe you should sit down.
543
00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:19,214
ls everybody all right?
544
00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:21,466
Yeah, what the hell happened to you?
545
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,343
I caught that groundskeeper spying
on one of the women...
546
00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:25,053
and the son of a bitch jumped me!
547
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:26,095
Elwin?
548
00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:28,348
Yeah, where's Ginger?
549
00:38:28,681 --> 00:38:29,974
Takin' a shower.
550
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:32,894
Go!
551
00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:42,695
Oh!
552
00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:46,157
Aw, Jesus.
553
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,244
That motherfucker, I'll kill him!
554
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:51,287
Keep them outta here.
555
00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,667
It's gonna be OK, man.
556
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,044
We'll get him, I promise.
557
00:38:58,378 --> 00:38:59,128
Come on.
558
00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,591
What happened to Ginger?
559
00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:06,594
She's dead, stabbed through the throat.
560
00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:07,846
Oh my God!
561
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,101
I, I'm calling the police.
562
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,228
Good idea.
563
00:39:15,562 --> 00:39:17,397
Oh, maybe not.
564
00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:18,356
It's dead!
565
00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:22,735
It's dead all right.
566
00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:24,362
That son of a bitch cut the line!
567
00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:25,738
OK, that's it, party's over.
568
00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:27,156
Murphy, I suggest we pack it up...
569
00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:29,868
and get the hell outta here now!
570
00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:32,078
Wait a minute, let's not panic...
571
00:39:32,412 --> 00:39:34,205
there's no reason for all of us to leave.
572
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:35,957
You wanna reason?
573
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:38,334
Take a look in there, lady!
574
00:39:38,668 --> 00:39:39,711
I believe that Mr. Murphy...
575
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:42,672
is in charge of security, not you.
576
00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:46,509
Mr. Murphy, couldn't we stay
while one of your men
577
00:39:46,843 --> 00:39:48,303
goes for the police, after all...
578
00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:51,639
the groundskeeper is probably
miles away by now.
579
00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:55,018
I don't think any of us
are in any real danger, do you?
580
00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:57,270
A-Agnes, maybe Mr. Vincente is right.
581
00:39:57,604 --> 00:39:58,855
Felix, please!
582
00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:04,068
So, Mr. Murphy, do we stay...
583
00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:07,196
or do I tell Mr. Lauter
that we were forced to quit...
584
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,908
because of inadequate security?
585
00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:15,330
No, that won't be necessary.
586
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:18,541
Jackson, you're going for the police.
587
00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,501
Jesus Christ, Murphy!
588
00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:23,171
How do you manage to stand upright
without a backbone?
589
00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:24,297
Vincente, shut up!
590
00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:25,423
I'm not goin' anywhere.
591
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:26,799
I'm gonna find that overgrown abortion...
592
00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:28,635
and give him a .38 caliber enema!
593
00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:29,761
You're gonna do what I say...
594
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,804
or I'm gonna kick your black ass
down those stairs!
595
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:33,306
Try it and I'll tap dance across your face...
596
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,141
like Bojangles Robinson!
597
00:40:35,475 --> 00:40:39,270
Hey, spare me the macho bullshit for now!
598
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,147
You're gonna have to go for the cops.
599
00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:42,607
Now, hurry back.
600
00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:50,573
You, you're a real neanderfuck,
you know that?
601
00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:56,704
I'm gonna go down and check
the rest of the locks.
602
00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:00,875
I think we should try another sitting.
603
00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:02,126
Well, I think you should all
lock yourselves...
604
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,587
in your rooms until Jackson
gets back with the cops.
605
00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:06,881
Look, it's important that we try...
606
00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:10,551
Like you said, I'm in charge of security.
607
00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:05,648
Shit!
608
00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:15,992
What the fuck?
609
00:42:28,171 --> 00:42:29,338
Son of a bitch!
610
00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:34,987
Miss O'Shea?
611
00:43:36,197 --> 00:43:37,657
Miss O'Shea?
612
00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:39,283
Are you all right?
613
00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:42,411
Miss O'Shea?
614
00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:46,290
What?
615
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:47,750
Are you OK?
616
00:43:51,671 --> 00:43:53,214
Oh, yeah.
617
00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:57,009
No, oh, I don't know.
618
00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:00,304
I feel so strange.
619
00:44:01,931 --> 00:44:04,142
Maybe you should go lie down for a while.
620
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,101
Yeah.
621
00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:08,980
Oh, first, I need to check
the video equipment...
622
00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:11,732
to see if we've gotten
anything strange on tape yet.
623
00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:14,527
Like what, reruns of My Mother the Car?
624
00:44:14,861 --> 00:44:16,946
Mr. Vincente, I know you do not share
my beliefs...
625
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,907
but is that any reason for you
to be so insensitive to them?
626
00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:22,034
Insensitive, me?
627
00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:23,995
Nah, I'll have you know I cried
like a weenie...
628
00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:25,580
when Bambi's mother was killed.
629
00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:27,498
I'm sick about it.
630
00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:29,542
Do you honestly find me that amusing...
631
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:31,544
or have I done something to offend you?
632
00:44:31,878 --> 00:44:33,129
No, I'm sorry.
633
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:36,340
It's just that I have a real hard time
believing...
634
00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:38,342
in two super-beings eternally struggling...
635
00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:41,721
for man's immortal soul, come on!
636
00:44:42,054 --> 00:44:45,433
Doesn't it sound like a premise
of a bad comic book to you?
637
00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:49,395
I'm a detective, I deal in fact and reason.
638
00:44:49,729 --> 00:44:51,564
Nevertheless, there are two very real...
639
00:44:51,898 --> 00:44:54,358
very strong forces in the universe...
640
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:57,862
one good, one evil, constantly
at odds with one another...
641
00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:01,157
on a much higher plane
of existence than ours.
642
00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:04,785
God does exist and so does Satan...
643
00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:07,246
and Avery Lauder is one of his minions.
644
00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:08,831
How can you be so sure?
645
00:45:09,165 --> 00:45:10,708
Because I've seen it.
646
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,210
Seen what, this higher plane of yours?
647
00:45:25,014 --> 00:45:29,143
When I was nine, my parents
took me to the beach.
648
00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:32,146
I couldn't swim, so I just went wading...
649
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,648
but I got caught in the undertow...
650
00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:34,982
and before I knew what was happening...
651
00:45:35,316 --> 00:45:36,692
it sucked me under.
652
00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:41,447
As the saltwater quickly
enveloped the world around me...
653
00:45:41,781 --> 00:45:44,533
I sank into a dark, peaceful cocoon.
654
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:49,038
I was drowning but I wasn't frightened...
655
00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:51,499
and then high above me, I saw a bright,
white light
656
00:45:51,832 --> 00:45:54,252
shining down on me,
as if from the far end...
657
00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,420
of a long, long tunnel.
658
00:45:57,421 --> 00:46:00,049
I looked down and below me...
659
00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:02,593
was a vacant, bottomless pit...
660
00:46:03,803 --> 00:46:05,263
and I knew I was standing
on the threshold...
661
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:07,515
between heaven and hell.
662
00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:13,104
When I regained consciousness...
663
00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:15,856
I was in a hospital bed...
664
00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:18,901
and I had gained psychic abilities.
665
00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:22,571
And that's how I can be so sure.
666
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:25,783
You're not gonna believe this...
667
00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:26,701
but when I was on the force...
668
00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:29,620
I had a partner who had
the very same vision.
669
00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:33,291
He described it to me
exactly as you did...
670
00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:37,962
then fell off his bar stool
and threw up all over my shoes.
671
00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:40,172
This is all just one big joke to you,
isn't it?
672
00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:41,799
No, no it isn't.
673
00:46:43,843 --> 00:46:45,761
You see, Miss O'Shea, I've had
to listen to people like you...
674
00:46:46,095 --> 00:46:48,222
talk about God all my life.
675
00:46:48,556 --> 00:46:49,807
You claim he's the supreme being...
676
00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:51,267
that's watching over all of us...
677
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:52,476
but then you let him off the hook...
678
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,937
by blaming all the horrors
of the world on the devil.
679
00:46:55,271 --> 00:46:56,981
I don't buy it.
680
00:46:57,315 --> 00:46:59,942
I spent seven years on the street.
681
00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:05,239
I've seen abused children,
I've seen rape victims...
682
00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:08,659
I've seen a 12-year-old hooker
with a $200 a day habit...
683
00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:10,369
and you tell me
there's evil in the world...
684
00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:12,371
I say yeah, there is.
685
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:16,834
I've seen it, but darling...
686
00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:20,338
it wasn't wearing horns and a tail.
687
00:47:21,339 --> 00:47:23,174
As for God, ghosts, and the rest...
688
00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:26,469
of that spiritual mumbo-jumbo, well...
689
00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:28,179
I believe in that as much as I believe in...
690
00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:32,350
the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus,
and honest politicians.
691
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:40,232
I feel very sorry for you, Mr. Vincente.
692
00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:44,403
I'm afraid you're doomed
like everyone else in this house.
693
00:47:44,737 --> 00:47:46,113
Oh, why's that?
694
00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:47,615
Because you can't
fight against something...
695
00:47:47,948 --> 00:47:49,367
if you don't believe it exists...
696
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:50,910
and neither can your two partners.
697
00:47:51,243 --> 00:47:51,952
Oh, what about your two partners?
698
00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:54,205
Agnes and Felix,
they think Lauder's ghost...
699
00:47:54,538 --> 00:47:56,290
is some kind of mass of energy...
700
00:47:56,624 --> 00:47:59,502
that they can switch on and off
like some kind of light.
701
00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:02,880
No, I'm afraid they're doomed also...
702
00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:05,466
unless we all leave this house right now.
703
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,677
That's the first thing you've said
that made any sense.
704
00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:12,515
Unfortunately, the rest of our
little group wants to stay...
705
00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:14,266
so I suggest you go up to your room...
706
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,727
you wait there, and let me finish
securing the house.
707
00:48:17,061 --> 00:48:18,020
You can come down and check...
708
00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:21,482
the rest of your video equipment later.
709
00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:22,566
All right?
710
00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:25,986
OK?
711
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,113
All right.
712
00:48:29,198 --> 00:48:30,116
Thank you.
713
00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:22,042
Indulging in a quiet moment
of introspection...
714
00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:25,629
or just, uh, looking for blemishes?
715
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:27,590
I was just wondering.
716
00:49:27,923 --> 00:49:29,550
Wondering about what?
717
00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:32,136
Why would Elwin kill Ginger?
718
00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:34,972
I don't know.
719
00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:36,182
She was naked in the shower...
720
00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:39,018
maybe he raped her first.
721
00:49:39,351 --> 00:49:42,688
Probably so, it just seems so senseless.
722
00:49:43,022 --> 00:49:46,150
Name me a killing that isn't senseless.
723
00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:48,694
I suppose, but it has more of an impact...
724
00:49:49,028 --> 00:49:50,988
when it's someone you know personally.
725
00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:53,365
We didn't really know Ginger all that well,
dear.
726
00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:54,825
We only worked with her that one time...
727
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:56,368
at the Stonedy Mansion.
728
00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:59,747
I know, but I can't help but feel responsible.
729
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,249
After all, we did bring her here.
730
00:50:02,583 --> 00:50:03,959
We brought all of them here.
731
00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:07,046
And they're all consenting adults
over the age of 21.
732
00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:09,465
We didn't put a gun to any
of their heads!
733
00:50:09,798 --> 00:50:11,175
What about Whitney, are you saying...
734
00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:14,094
you didn't put a gun to her head?
735
00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:16,138
Whitney is a big girl, Felix.
736
00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:18,849
She didn't have to come
if she didn't want to.
737
00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:21,519
Yes, she did, she felt obligated.
738
00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:23,771
You made sure of that.
739
00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:26,065
Felix, have you forgotten what it is...
740
00:50:26,398 --> 00:50:28,734
we're trying to accomplish here?
741
00:50:29,068 --> 00:50:30,361
No, of course not.
742
00:50:30,694 --> 00:50:32,238
Then what is bothering you?
743
00:50:32,571 --> 00:50:35,241
My God, Agnes, are you so blind
with ambition...
744
00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:37,117
that you can't see that
you're willing to sacrifice...
745
00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:40,496
anything or anyone in order
to get what you want?
746
00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:42,540
No, of course not,
don't be ridiculous!
747
00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,833
Then why did you insist on staying here...
748
00:50:45,167 --> 00:50:46,418
when you knew that
there's a very good chance...
749
00:50:46,752 --> 00:50:49,505
that that maniac Elwin is still
out there somewhere?
750
00:50:49,838 --> 00:50:51,924
You know why, because this haunting...
751
00:50:52,258 --> 00:50:55,386
is the most important we've ever had,
and if we left...
752
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:58,097
we might never have gotten
a chance to return!
753
00:50:58,430 --> 00:51:01,684
Think about it, Felix,
we could be making history here!
754
00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:03,310
But at what cost, Agnes?
755
00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:05,354
We've already lost one of our team!
756
00:51:05,688 --> 00:51:08,732
And it has absolutely nothing to do
with this haunting.
757
00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:09,942
It was tragic, yes...
758
00:51:10,276 --> 00:51:13,153
but it doesn't affect
what we're doing here.
759
00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:15,364
Doesn't affect what we're doing here?
760
00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:19,201
Agnes, that girl is dead,
and it's our fault!
761
00:51:19,535 --> 00:51:20,578
No, it isn't!
762
00:51:22,037 --> 00:51:26,375
Well, it, it will be if somebody else
gets killed.
763
00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:29,295
No one else is going to get killed.
764
00:51:29,628 --> 00:51:33,215
You, me, and Whitney are all locked
safely in our rooms.
765
00:51:33,549 --> 00:51:35,134
Mr. Murphy is right next door.
766
00:51:35,467 --> 00:51:39,471
Mr. Vincente is securing
this house even as we speak.
767
00:51:39,805 --> 00:51:41,265
They're both trained professionals...
768
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:44,727
well-armed and well-equipped
to deal with the situation.
769
00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:48,689
Are you honestly that convinced
of our safety?
770
00:51:49,023 --> 00:51:51,984
Or is it you just don't give a damn?
771
00:51:52,318 --> 00:51:52,943
Felix!
772
00:51:54,987 --> 00:51:57,072
This is my one chance to finally see...
773
00:51:57,406 --> 00:52:00,117
the culmination of nine years work!
774
00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:02,369
My one chance to capture
the physical evidence...
775
00:52:02,703 --> 00:52:05,664
to prove my theory about ghosts!
776
00:52:05,998 --> 00:52:08,125
Do you have any idea
what this could mean to us?
777
00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:09,501
The respect, the prestige...
778
00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:11,754
not to mention the hundreds
of thousands of dollars...
779
00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:15,215
in research grants and private donations?
780
00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:16,967
It could even mean a, a chair at one...
781
00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:18,385
of the better universities, or a position...
782
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:22,473
with a governmental parapsychology
research department!
783
00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:27,394
Or maybe even a guest
appearance on The Tonight Show.
784
00:52:30,397 --> 00:52:31,023
Felix...
785
00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:35,736
either you're with me or against me.
786
00:52:37,905 --> 00:52:38,822
Which is it?
787
00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:45,412
Well, darling, of course I with you.
788
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:50,668
You're my wife.
789
00:52:52,378 --> 00:52:55,881
Good, then as soon as
Mr. Vincente has finished...
790
00:52:56,215 --> 00:52:58,258
securing the house,
we'll have another sitting...
791
00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:00,719
and do what we came to do.
792
00:53:01,053 --> 00:53:02,930
With any luck, we'll be finished
before Mr. Jackson...
793
00:53:03,263 --> 00:53:05,933
even gets back with the police.
794
00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:08,227
I pray to God you're right.
795
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:09,186
I am.
796
00:53:10,396 --> 00:53:13,982
Now, come back to bed
and finish your book.
797
00:53:14,316 --> 00:53:17,861
You'll see, we're all perfectly safe.
798
00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:16,128
Did you hear that?
799
00:54:19,006 --> 00:54:21,884
No, I didn't hear anything.
800
00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:34,581
I'm gonna go check on Whitney.
801
00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:47,553
Whitney, are you asleep?
802
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:56,395
Oh, God, Whitney!
803
00:55:58,021 --> 00:55:59,189
Whitney, wake up!
804
00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:03,944
Whitney, snap out of it!
805
00:56:04,278 --> 00:56:07,573
Oh no, oh no.
806
00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:09,950
What happened?
807
00:56:10,284 --> 00:56:13,370
Lauder's ghost tried to pass
through Whitney.
808
00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:16,915
I told you, I couldn't control it!
809
00:56:17,249 --> 00:56:21,920
It's all right, we caught it before
anything happened.
810
00:56:22,254 --> 00:56:23,213
Did we?
811
00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:41,315
You can't stop him!
812
00:56:41,648 --> 00:56:44,818
He'll rise from the ashes
like the phoenix and destroy you!
813
00:56:45,152 --> 00:56:48,238
Ya, ever heard of mouthwash,
you big, ugly fuck!
814
00:57:33,909 --> 00:57:35,786
Mr. Murphy, Mr. Murphy!
815
00:57:47,923 --> 00:57:48,674
Oh, God!
816
00:58:48,775 --> 00:58:52,612
Oh my God, man, what,
what happened to you?
817
00:58:52,946 --> 00:58:53,530
Looks like our friend Elwin...
818
00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:55,574
isn't miles away from here after all.
819
00:58:55,907 --> 00:58:56,950
Where's Murphy?
820
00:58:57,284 --> 00:58:58,827
He's dead.
821
00:58:59,161 --> 00:59:00,704
What, are you sure?
822
00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:04,332
Lauder's ghost tricked me.
823
00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:07,961
He came through Whitney
when she was alone in her room.
824
00:59:08,295 --> 00:59:10,422
What are you tellin' me,
the ghost killed him?
825
00:59:10,756 --> 00:59:13,341
Yes, and probably Ginger, too!
826
00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:17,054
We have to get out of this house
right now!
827
00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:20,724
Gee, why didn't I think of that?
828
00:59:24,644 --> 00:59:28,482
I want all of you to stay put until I get back.
829
00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:31,401
It's OK, it's OK.
830
00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:32,360
Over here.
831
01:00:02,891 --> 01:00:06,103
Murphy wasn't killed by any ghost.
832
01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:09,648
He was shot, probably by our pal, Elwin.
833
01:00:09,981 --> 01:00:12,734
Here, wait here, I'll get the van.
834
01:01:09,124 --> 01:01:12,419
Mr. Vincente, Mr. Vincente,
are you all right?
835
01:01:26,224 --> 01:01:27,225
Oh, oh God!
836
01:01:28,810 --> 01:01:30,145
Oh, Felix, Felix!
837
01:01:31,563 --> 01:01:32,397
You're wounded!
838
01:01:32,731 --> 01:01:33,773
Yeah, I know.
839
01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:37,027
Is it bad?
840
01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:39,362
He's not gonna be doing any sit-ups
for awhile...
841
01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:40,739
but he'll live.
842
01:01:42,073 --> 01:01:44,117
We've gotta get him to a doctor!
843
01:01:44,451 --> 01:01:46,119
That loud bang you just heard...
844
01:01:46,453 --> 01:01:48,455
that was the sound of our bus
leavin' without us.
845
01:01:48,788 --> 01:01:49,831
The sun's gone down.
846
01:01:50,165 --> 01:01:51,416
Your husband's in no condition to travel...
847
01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:53,210
and I still got the hunchback
of Lauder House...
848
01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:54,502
runnin' around out there!
849
01:01:54,836 --> 01:01:55,795
I've gotta get out of here!
850
01:01:56,129 --> 01:01:57,631
Now, don't panic!
851
01:01:57,964 --> 01:01:59,633
We're safe here, we're just gonna
sit tight...
852
01:01:59,966 --> 01:02:01,801
until Levi gets back with the cops.
853
01:02:02,135 --> 01:02:03,720
You don't understand!
854
01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:06,681
Avery Lauder is trying to complete
the immortality ritual...
855
01:02:07,015 --> 01:02:08,892
that was interrupted two years ago...
856
01:02:09,226 --> 01:02:10,602
and he needs a physical medium to do it.
857
01:02:10,936 --> 01:02:13,980
You are not safe as long
as I am in this house!
858
01:02:14,314 --> 01:02:14,940
Fine.
859
01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:21,821
It's OK, Felix,
we'll get you to a hospital,
860
01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:23,698
I promise, I promise!
861
01:02:24,824 --> 01:02:28,495
Here, as long as you got that,
you're safe.
862
01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:33,917
This has never actually
been tested before!
863
01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:35,085
What?
864
01:02:35,418 --> 01:02:36,795
Is that true?
865
01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:39,506
That's why this haunting was
so important to me!
866
01:02:39,839 --> 01:02:40,715
If my vacuum works...
867
01:02:41,049 --> 01:02:42,384
it'll be the most
important accomplishment...
868
01:02:42,717 --> 01:02:44,511
in the history of parapsychology!
869
01:02:44,844 --> 01:02:47,597
And if it doesn't,
we're all ghost-toasties, right?
870
01:02:47,931 --> 01:02:49,975
Mr. Vincente, the urn is gone.
871
01:02:50,308 --> 01:02:51,017
What?
872
01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:55,021
The urn with Avery Lauder's ashes,
it's missing.
873
01:02:55,355 --> 01:02:56,815
Elwin must have taken it.
874
01:02:57,148 --> 01:02:58,316
So what?
875
01:02:58,650 --> 01:03:01,236
It's necessary for Avery Lauder's
reincarnation.
876
01:03:01,569 --> 01:03:04,614
His soul must be physically
reunited with his remains.
877
01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:08,576
You're all in danger
unless I leave right now!
878
01:03:09,744 --> 01:03:13,415
Whitney, that is a lot
of religious mumbo-jumbo.
879
01:03:13,748 --> 01:03:14,749
Look, Doctor, up until now...
880
01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:16,418
it's been your show and you blew it...
881
01:03:16,751 --> 01:03:19,212
so I say we give the
religious mumbo-jumbo a shot...
882
01:03:19,546 --> 01:03:20,588
'cause I gotta tell ya, Doc, right now...
883
01:03:20,922 --> 01:03:22,465
I'm willing to swing a dead chicken
over my head...
884
01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:24,175
and howl at the fuckin' moon!
885
01:03:24,509 --> 01:03:27,178
So how do we stop this reincarnation
thing from happening?
886
01:03:27,512 --> 01:03:28,388
It's only a legend!
887
01:03:28,722 --> 01:03:29,306
How?
888
01:03:32,392 --> 01:03:34,769
Supposedly, if you find
Lauder's missing heart...
889
01:03:35,103 --> 01:03:36,730
and rejoin it with the rest of his remains...
890
01:03:37,063 --> 01:03:39,607
then the soul will finally be laid to rest.
891
01:03:42,193 --> 01:03:44,362
OK, I got a good idea
where the heart is.
892
01:03:44,696 --> 01:03:46,406
We just gotta find the urn.
893
01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:48,408
Where's Whitney?
894
01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:49,367
What?
895
01:03:51,911 --> 01:03:52,662
Oh, shit!
896
01:03:54,873 --> 01:03:55,623
All right,
897
01:03:56,583 --> 01:03:59,127
I'm gonna go after her.
898
01:03:59,461 --> 01:04:01,963
Elwin shows up, you give him
a lobotomy with this.
899
01:04:02,297 --> 01:04:04,007
You understand,
you know how to use it?
900
01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:05,759
I pull this little thingy here...
901
01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:08,386
and the bullet comes out here.
902
01:04:10,013 --> 01:04:12,015
You can always throw it at him.
903
01:04:25,028 --> 01:04:28,615
Agnes, I, I think
we should try another sitting.
904
01:04:28,948 --> 01:04:30,450
What?
905
01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,577
Maybe you can trick Lauder's ghost...
906
01:04:32,911 --> 01:04:34,329
into telling you where the urn is...
907
01:04:34,662 --> 01:04:37,165
and even if you can't,
I may be able to get a feeling for it...
908
01:04:37,499 --> 01:04:39,334
while he's speaking through me.
909
01:04:39,667 --> 01:04:41,795
No, Felix, I'm frightened!
910
01:04:43,463 --> 01:04:48,134
So am I, but I don't see that
we have any other choice.
911
01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:21,418
Whitney!
912
01:05:24,129 --> 01:05:24,754
Whitney!
913
01:05:28,550 --> 01:05:29,300
Whitney!
914
01:05:46,693 --> 01:05:47,819
Shh, Shh, Shh!
915
01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:51,364
It's OK, Shh!
916
01:05:51,698 --> 01:05:52,991
Come on, this way.
917
01:05:57,620 --> 01:06:01,708
So, do you still feel strong enough
to defeat me?
918
01:06:03,209 --> 01:06:06,671
Yes, because now I know
where your heart is.
919
01:06:07,005 --> 01:06:10,842
In the wall of the basement
behind the pentagram.
920
01:06:12,677 --> 01:06:13,595
Very good...
921
01:06:14,596 --> 01:06:18,099
but you have discovered my secret
too late.
922
01:06:20,185 --> 01:06:23,354
Where is the urn with your ashes?
923
01:06:23,688 --> 01:06:26,191
You cannot prevent what is meant to be.
924
01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:27,901
You're already beaten, Lauder.
925
01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:29,486
The physical medium
has left the grounds...
926
01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:32,489
and you're powerless without her!
927
01:06:34,449 --> 01:06:36,159
What, no!
928
01:06:37,535 --> 01:06:39,704
That's impossible, you lie!
929
01:06:40,872 --> 01:06:43,249
And the mental medium
you now speak through...
930
01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:44,667
will know where your ashes are...
931
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:47,378
just as he knew where your heart was!
932
01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:49,923
No, no, no!
933
01:06:51,132 --> 01:06:53,968
Yes, yes, and he'll tell me...
934
01:06:54,302 --> 01:06:58,139
and I'll finally destroy you,
you unholy son of a bitch!
935
01:06:58,473 --> 01:07:01,559
No, the medium will tell you nothing!
936
01:07:01,893 --> 01:07:03,061
Nothing!
937
01:07:06,856 --> 01:07:08,066
- Felix!
938
01:07:08,399 --> 01:07:10,610
Felix, Felix!
939
01:07:18,993 --> 01:07:21,829
Oh, shit, what's the car doing here?
940
01:07:22,163 --> 01:07:22,789
Oh, God!
941
01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:27,335
That son of a bitch, Elwin!
942
01:07:27,669 --> 01:07:29,337
I'll blow his fuckin' brains out!
943
01:07:29,671 --> 01:07:30,713
Don't you understand?
944
01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:32,882
Elwin didn't do this, Avery Lauder did!
945
01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:35,969
Either way, Levi's just as dead!
946
01:07:38,179 --> 01:07:39,889
Look, it's up to you now.
947
01:07:40,223 --> 01:07:41,975
You have to go for the police!
948
01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:43,601
No, come with me.
949
01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:46,938
I can't, I can't leave the Doctor
and her husband alone...
950
01:07:47,272 --> 01:07:49,566
and he's in no condition to travel!
951
01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:52,569
Please, you have to go alone.
952
01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:54,988
OK, OK, you're right.
953
01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:56,864
I'll hurry back.
954
01:07:57,198 --> 01:07:58,825
Good girl, get in the car.
955
01:08:03,162 --> 01:08:04,581
I'll get the gate.
956
01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:10,003
Shit.
957
01:08:18,386 --> 01:08:19,512
Get the hell outta here!
958
01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:20,346
OK.
959
01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:23,433
Hey!
960
01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:35,612
It's all right,
it's all right, he's dead.
961
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:50,460
Say good night, Gracie.
962
01:08:59,010 --> 01:08:59,719
You OK?
963
01:09:00,053 --> 01:09:01,721
He was spawn of the devil!
964
01:09:02,055 --> 01:09:03,806
He was a tough motherfucker,
I'll give you that.
965
01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:07,226
Believe what you want,
but I know he was a demon.
966
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:09,646
Whatever he was,
he's lunch meat now.
967
01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:11,648
Get the hell outta here!
968
01:09:43,137 --> 01:09:45,723
Dr. Goldberg, are you all right?
969
01:09:47,141 --> 01:09:50,103
He's dead, Felix is dead.
970
01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:53,189
Yeah, well, there's been a lot of that...
971
01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:55,108
goin' around lately.
972
01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:58,945
C'mon, we gotta get the hell outta here.
973
01:09:59,278 --> 01:10:02,448
No, that bastard murdered my husband...
974
01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:06,953
and I am not leaving until I destroy him!
975
01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:17,046
Great, suddenly she's Conehead.
976
01:10:43,656 --> 01:10:45,908
Uh-uh, wait, I'll trade you.
977
01:10:47,410 --> 01:10:48,536
You didn't have to bring this, you know.
978
01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:50,621
We're not in any danger anymore.
979
01:10:50,955 --> 01:10:52,915
With Whitney gone,
Lauder's ghost can no longer...
980
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:55,376
physically manifest itself in our world.
981
01:10:55,710 --> 01:10:57,086
I just watched our friend Elwin...
982
01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:58,713
take more lead than a number two pencil...
983
01:10:59,046 --> 01:11:02,091
so you'll excuse me if I play it safe.
984
01:11:39,003 --> 01:11:41,672
OK, Lauder, you son of a bitch!
985
01:11:42,757 --> 01:11:44,383
I gotcha now!
986
01:12:41,816 --> 01:12:44,569
That's it, Avery Lauder's heart.
987
01:12:52,785 --> 01:12:53,536
Shh.
988
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:15,892
Oh, thank God!
989
01:13:40,499 --> 01:13:42,209
Shit!
990
01:13:42,543 --> 01:13:44,086
O'Shea, what are you doin' here?
991
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:45,588
Did you bring the cops?
992
01:13:49,300 --> 01:13:51,552
Oh, my God,
it was all just an illusion!
993
01:13:51,886 --> 01:13:56,140
Lauder tricked me,
I never even left the grounds!
994
01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:01,479
Give her the vacuum.
995
01:14:01,812 --> 01:14:03,856
It's too late,
Lauder's ghost is coming through!
996
01:14:04,190 --> 01:14:04,982
What do we do?
997
01:14:05,316 --> 01:14:06,525
I don't know!
998
01:14:06,859 --> 01:14:09,111
You're supposed to be the expert!
999
01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:10,529
Look out!
1000
01:14:19,664 --> 01:14:22,124
No!
1001
01:15:41,412 --> 01:15:44,290
What happened, is it over?
1002
01:15:44,623 --> 01:15:47,001
Yeah, I trapped him in this.
1003
01:15:47,334 --> 01:15:49,295
Looks like Dr. Goldberg
was right after all, huh?
1004
01:15:49,628 --> 01:15:51,464
No, it's not gonna hold him.
1005
01:15:51,797 --> 01:15:52,673
What?
1006
01:15:53,007 --> 01:15:54,467
I can feel him in there,
struggling to get out.
1007
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:56,927
It's not gonna hold him,
he is too powerful.
1008
01:15:57,261 --> 01:15:57,928
All right, that's it.
1009
01:15:58,262 --> 01:15:58,971
We're gettin' the hell outta here!
1010
01:15:59,305 --> 01:16:01,599
No, there's not enough time!
1011
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:03,893
We have got to destroy him...
1012
01:16:04,226 --> 01:16:06,687
by rejoining his heart with his ashes.
1013
01:16:07,021 --> 01:16:08,481
All right, all right.
1014
01:16:08,814 --> 01:16:11,484
Look, here's the heart,
I don't know where the urn is.
1015
01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:13,027
We have to find it fast!
1016
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:16,197
I know that, it could be anywhere!
1017
01:16:16,530 --> 01:16:17,907
Well, you're the detective, think!
1018
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:19,742
I thinking, I'm thinking!
1019
01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:22,578
OK, if I were an urn full of ashes,
where would I be?
1020
01:16:22,912 --> 01:16:23,537
All right.
1021
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:28,334
The chapel.
1022
01:17:19,009 --> 01:17:20,594
It's not here.
1023
01:17:20,928 --> 01:17:21,637
What, am I holding a white cane,
1024
01:17:21,971 --> 01:17:23,848
I can see it's not here, what now?
1025
01:17:24,181 --> 01:17:25,224
I don't know.
1026
01:17:26,225 --> 01:17:27,768
God, this has been a lousy day!
1027
01:18:39,298 --> 01:18:40,633
Whitney, Whitney!
1028
01:20:02,339 --> 01:20:03,257
Miss O'Shea?
1029
01:20:08,929 --> 01:20:10,014
Miss O'Shea?
1030
01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:18,230
Miss O'Shea?
1031
01:20:21,275 --> 01:20:22,192
Miss O'Shea?
1032
01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:27,656
Wh-Whitney?
1033
01:20:31,076 --> 01:20:31,827
Whitney?
1034
01:20:49,928 --> 01:20:52,598
What did you do with Whitney?
1035
01:20:52,931 --> 01:20:54,641
It's ended, I've won.
1036
01:20:57,019 --> 01:20:59,563
Yeah, here's your trophy, asshole!
1037
01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:07,738
You'll have to do much better than that,
Mr. Vincente.
1038
01:21:08,072 --> 01:21:12,493
I'm open to suggestions.
1039
01:21:16,955 --> 01:21:19,208
I'm going to enjoy killing you...
1040
01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:22,002
much more than the others,
Mr. Vincente...
1041
01:21:22,336 --> 01:21:24,922
and then I'm going to eat your soul...
1042
01:21:25,255 --> 01:21:29,259
just as I ate my own ashes!
1043
01:21:29,593 --> 01:21:30,302
Eat this!
1044
01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:44,775
You can't kill me, I'm immortal.
1045
01:21:45,109 --> 01:21:46,527
I have no heart.
1046
01:21:57,413 --> 01:21:59,081
OK, I'm a believer.
1047
01:25:03,974 --> 01:25:05,142
Mr. Vincente...
1048
01:25:07,894 --> 01:25:09,771
you're still alive!
1049
01:25:13,609 --> 01:25:15,402
I'm glad you think so.
1050
01:25:17,696 --> 01:25:20,866
I'm not so sure what I believe anymore.
1051
01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:02,658
Vincente Detective Agency.
1052
01:26:02,991 --> 01:26:03,867
Yes, are you the people...
1053
01:26:04,201 --> 01:26:05,952
who worked that haunted house?
1054
01:26:06,286 --> 01:26:08,163
No, I'm sorry, you must have
the wrong number.
1055
01:26:08,497 --> 01:26:09,623
ls this Tony Vincente?
1056
01:26:09,956 --> 01:26:12,334
Yes, this is Tony Vincente.
1057
01:26:12,668 --> 01:26:14,544
No, I don't do haunted houses.
1058
01:26:14,878 --> 01:26:17,047
Well, I was just reading an article...
1059
01:26:17,381 --> 01:26:19,508
I do unfaithful wives, runaway husbands...
1060
01:26:19,841 --> 01:26:21,718
every now and then,
I'll get a cat out of a tree...
1061
01:26:22,052 --> 01:26:24,429
if I can get a clear shot
at his lil' tabby ass.
1062
01:26:24,763 --> 01:26:26,056
Well, the article in the New York Times...
1063
01:26:26,390 --> 01:26:28,266
distinctly said you had done...
1064
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:30,060
I don't care what the article said, lady.
1065
01:26:30,394 --> 01:26:32,896
I don't do haunted houses.
1066
01:26:33,230 --> 01:26:33,855
This just must be a joke, then.
1067
01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:34,981
No, I don't think it's a joke...
1068
01:26:35,315 --> 01:26:36,775
and I don't think you got a ghost
in your house, either.
1069
01:26:37,109 --> 01:26:38,610
It's probably just faulty wiring.
1070
01:26:38,944 --> 01:26:40,237
Well, how can you be so sure of that?
1071
01:26:40,570 --> 01:26:42,531
How can I be so sure?
1072
01:26:42,864 --> 01:26:43,657
Because if you had a ghost, lady...
1073
01:26:43,990 --> 01:26:45,325
you wouldn't have to ask me.
1074
01:26:45,659 --> 01:26:46,952
ls that right.
1075
01:26:47,285 --> 01:26:49,454
It's not something you forget.
1076
01:26:49,788 --> 01:26:51,498
Believe me, I've tried.
1077
01:26:53,583 --> 01:26:56,420
It just kinda stays with you
for the rest of your life.
1078
01:26:56,753 --> 01:26:57,254
Listen, Vincente,
1079
01:26:57,587 --> 01:26:58,797
I don't care much for your attitude.
1080
01:26:59,131 --> 01:27:00,841
Yeah, well, I don't care too much
for my attitude, either...
1081
01:27:01,174 --> 01:27:02,926
but I'm kinda stuck with it.
1082
01:27:03,260 --> 01:27:04,720
Just take a plane and leave, mister.
1083
01:27:05,053 --> 01:27:08,724
Yeah, same to you,
and the broom you rode in on!
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