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Vally Galatzi
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Ohh...
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I've got a feeling
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something special's
going to happen today.
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Ahh.
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Things to do today.
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"Make check mark
on paper."
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"Cross item out."
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No time for that,
I'm afraid.
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"And finally say,
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'That seems pretty senseless,
but... whatever.'"
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That seems
pretty senseless, but...
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whatever!
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That's odd.
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Joan, honey,
did you put these
trash cans on the curb?
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Oh, I left the trash
out overnight.
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Oh, dear.
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Oh, no.
Someone's stolen
our garbage again.
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Oh, I just feel
so awful about this.
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Darling, please.
It's not your fault.
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It's the world
we live in today.
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There are people
out there for whom
nothing is sacred,
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people who will steal
a man's garbage
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week after week
after week.
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We can get
through it, honey.
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We'll borrow some
garbage till we're
back on our feet.
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Don't you see, Joan?
That's exactly what
they're counting on.
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Whoever keeps doing this
knows that people like us
sit back and take it.
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I won't
take it anymore.
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Oh, Stanley, please.
Don't get involved.
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I already am involved,
Joan.
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Someone has stolen
from my family,
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and I will not rest
until I bring them
to justice.
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Mmm.
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Huh?
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What in the world?
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They're getting away!
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I've got to follow them,
but how?
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Two wheels.
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Four wheels.
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Eight wheels.
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All right, crooks.
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Now you've got
Stanley Stupid
on your trail.
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Morning, Petunia.
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Morning, Buster.
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Hey, sis,
have you seen Dad?
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Isn't he sleeping?
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No. And he's not
outside, either.
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I got up early
to walk my fish,
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and he was
already gone.
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Do you think maybe...
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he's been kidnapped?
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Oh, my God.
We must go to
the police station!
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Just as soon as
we've left a note
for Mom.
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Hmm?
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Oh.
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Take this down.
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"We have gone
to the police."
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Po...lice.
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"Daddy's been
kidnapped."
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Kid...napped.
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"Don't worry.
We'll be back
soon."
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Signed...
"Your children."
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Your children.
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Let's move.
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Stanley?
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Buster?
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Petunia?
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Stanley?
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Buster?
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Petunia?
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Where is everybody?
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It's impossible!
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It can't be true.
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Hello?
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Hello, is this
Mrs. Stupid?
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Yes.
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I'm calling from
the police station,
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Mrs. Stupid.
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We, uh, have your
children here,
ma'am.
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Oh, my God, it's true!
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The police have kidnapped
my children!
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You two just sit
tight.
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We'll have you home
in a minute.
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OK, mister.
It's your turn now!
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- Bye! Bye! Bye!
- Bye!
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Mom?
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Mom?
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Mom!
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Mom?
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It's no use.
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Mom's gone, too.
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And we seem to be caught
in a deadly game
of cat and mouse.
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He left without
even ringing the bell.
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Apparently,
he only wanted us
to find this.
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What's
the Jade Palace?
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And what does it
have to do with
Dad and Mom?
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I don't know,
Petunia.
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But it's time
we went there
and found out.
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Friday. June fourth.
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Today my world
turned upside down.
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First, I discovered
my husband missing.
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Then, I learned my children had
been kidnapped by the police.
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Now the fate of my family
rests in my hands.
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Note to self.
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I must buy hand-held
tape recorder.
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Then I will no longer
be speaking into
the garage door opener.
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Some people can be
so inconsiderate!
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Just the two of you?
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Why... yes.
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So they have been
expecting us.
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Ohh... oh.
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And what can I
get for you?
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Oh, I think you've got
a pretty good idea
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what we're looking
for.
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May I recommend
the cashew chicken?
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You'll get your cash
when we get our
parents back.
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And don't
call us chicken.
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Oh, no. The truck!
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It's gone!
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I've lost it!
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Now it could be
anywhere!
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Finding it now would be
like finding a needle
in a haystack!
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It's always the last place
you think of lookin'.
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I'll never get
the hang of these things.
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Still no sign
of Mom or Dad.
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I don't get it,
Buster.
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Don't worry, Petunia.
Whoever brought us here
will contact us
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when the time is right.
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Buster,
it's a message!
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"Time flies when
you're having fun."
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"Time flies
when you're having fun"?
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Wait a minute!
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Isn't the Daily Times
published just a few
blocks away?
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Yes!
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At the corner of
Fun Street and Fly!
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No, it's Maple
and Fifth.
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Close enough.
Let's move.
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OK. Camouflage lesson
number one.
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To look like a bush,
you have to think like a bush.
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OK. Here I am
just being a bush,
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just growin'
and hangin' out.
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Yes, this is
the life for me.
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Sure is a lot of soil
around here.
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A lot of sunshine, too.
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As a bush,
I notice these things.
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Wait a minute.
What's this?
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I have arms.
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I am a bush with arms!
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And legs!
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I am the first bush
in history with legs!
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I can walk!
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Oh, gaze ye unbelievers
upon this miracle.
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This walking bush--
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half man, half plant--
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he dwells in two worlds
but is the master of both!
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Oh, man-bush,
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you are nature's
greatest wonder!
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Poor fools
thought I was a bush.
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I'll lock up the bikes.
You keep a lookout.
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Let's move.
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My children!
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What's the matter
with you?!
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You don't know
how to drive?!
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Police.
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If they recognize me,
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they're sure to
kidnap me, too.
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What to do?
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My gosh!
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There must be thousands
of people's garbage here.
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Tens of thousands, even.
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Why, the sheer organization
necessary to pull off
a heist like this...
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I've uncovered the crime
of the century!
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Good day, officers.
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Yes!
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Is that everyone?
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Affirmative, sir.
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It's show time.
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Welcome, gentlemen.
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I apologize
for the unpleasantness
of our surroundings.
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The setting was chosen
for its seclusion,
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not its beauty.
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The weapons
you are about to see
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are American-made,
and, I humbly submit,
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the world's best.
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International law has long
kept you from acquiring them,
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but as of now,
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I hope to help you
overcome that.
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Lieutenant.
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The first piece of equipment
we'd like to demonstrate
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is the dragon
anti-tank missile.
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Whether you want to foment
revolution or suppress it,
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this hardware
will help you get it done.
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Strange, indeed,
are the workings of fate.
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How could I have known
that today I would wander
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into the jaws of some kind
of super-crime?
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Pardon me.
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Chances are,
my life is already in danger,
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00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,534
yet I feel strangely,
intensely alive.
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Every nerve is alert,
every sense working overtime.
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Nothing escapes my eye.
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00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,345
'Scuse me.
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00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,282
One journey
has come to an end,
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00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:53,920
but I've got a feeling
the real adventure
has just begun.
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Buster, Petunia!
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Aah!
Aah!
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00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,871
It's some kind of
ape woman!
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00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,340
Oh, no. It's me.
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00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,508
Your mother!
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Your mother's
some kind of
ape woman?!
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00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:21,348
No, no. Children,
it's a disguise.
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00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,352
They're wigs.
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00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:28,555
- Ah!
- Ah!
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00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,158
Next up
is an updated version
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of the .45-caliber
personal sidearm.
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00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:44,704
I think you'll appreciate
the increase in stopping power.
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00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:14,501
Here we have
the traditional
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00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,536
M16 assault weapon
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with extra-new capabilities.
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Not only will it fire...
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00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:23,376
excuse me.
You got a pen
I could borrow?
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00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:29,482
Thank you very much.
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00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:31,551
So what's going on
around here,
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00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:33,152
some kind of
company picnic?
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00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:37,657
Why, that's a very
festive name for it.
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00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:39,792
Notice all that garbage
out there?
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00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,093
It's all stolen.
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00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:43,963
There's something fishy
going on.
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00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:46,533
Frankly, our lives may
already be in danger.
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00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:48,901
I hear ya, pal.
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00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,770
At first I was pretty
tongue-tied myself.
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00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,109
Oh, Jerry, help.
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00:22:57,176 --> 00:22:59,946
I need a new headline
for the entertainment
section.
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00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:02,949
"HBO has given the order
for a pair of original,
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outer-space themed shows
for the new season."
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00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:08,421
Let's see.
What about...
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"Two alien pilots
picked up by network."
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00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:16,228
Perfect.
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00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:18,565
I'm sending it.
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00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,735
Hey, you guys,
give me a hand
in metro, will ya?
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00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:26,005
We were supposed to be
in print five minutes ago.
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Psst!
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Sis, over here.
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00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:34,180
I found a computer.
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00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:39,986
What have you got
in mind, Petunia?
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00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:42,922
A little ride
on the information
super highway, Mom.
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00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:44,857
In this age
of microtechnology,
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00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,760
the computer's our gateway
to information.
250
00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:51,097
Now all we've gotta do
is figure out the password.
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00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:00,873
How about nose?
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00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,009
It's worth a try!
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00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,547
All right, computer,
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00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:10,983
now tell us everything
we need to know about...
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00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,052
Stanley...
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00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,555
Stupid.
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00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:18,457
Relax, soldier.
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00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:21,160
A week from now,
we'll both be
wealthy men.
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00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:22,495
I suppose so, sir.
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00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:24,296
But I can't help
wondering
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what our country
would think of
what we're doing.
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This year
our country
263
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:33,573
refused my promotion,
Lieutenant.
264
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,943
They have only
themselves
to blame now.
265
00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:43,716
You really think
we can pull this off?
266
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:48,320
I gave my life
to the military.
267
00:24:48,387 --> 00:24:51,991
Nothing's gonna stop me
from getting something back.
268
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:57,363
Sir, I think
we have a potential
situation.
269
00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:58,998
What is it, soldier?
270
00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:01,133
An individual appears
to have infiltrated
the proceedings.
271
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,336
As far as we can tell,
he's not affiliated with
any of the buyers.
272
00:25:04,403 --> 00:25:07,640
It's the CIA.
We're probably
already surrounded.
273
00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:10,877
Negative, sir.
He appears to be
alone.
274
00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,144
Alone?
275
00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:13,445
Hmm.
276
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,616
Just what kinda
cowboy agent is this guy?
277
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,700
No one is to disturb him
without my order.
278
00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:36,502
The buyers must not know
anything is amiss.
279
00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:38,705
Understood, sir.
280
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,477
If I know my business,
281
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,980
the operative
will contact us.
282
00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:02,528
To walk into
a situation like this
283
00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:03,963
without support...
284
00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:06,198
this guy must be
fearless.
285
00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:08,200
Yes.
286
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:18,778
And very, very smart.
287
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,884
"Business, weather,
sports."
288
00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:27,186
What is it trying
to tell us?
289
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:28,554
It's computer jargon, Mom.
290
00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:31,791
It's like a whole
different language.
291
00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:33,525
Now hand me a photo of Dad,
292
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:36,829
and let's see what
we can find out.
293
00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:42,201
It's processing the data.
294
00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:47,674
What does it say?
295
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:48,908
"Fatal error...
296
00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:50,677
Drive B."
297
00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:52,278
Oh, my God!
298
00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:53,245
What does it mean?
299
00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:54,413
I don't know!
300
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,649
We've
got to warn
your father.
301
00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:00,152
Whoa!
302
00:27:00,219 --> 00:27:01,253
Wha!
303
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,254
Oh!
304
00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:03,255
Oh!
305
00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:04,456
Look out!
306
00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:05,925
Let's go!
307
00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:09,495
We'd better
get outta here.
308
00:27:09,561 --> 00:27:10,930
Let's go!
309
00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:27,980
Our bikes are gone!
310
00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:33,419
And the cops have
surrounded my car!
311
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,421
Run for your lives!
312
00:28:43,689 --> 00:28:45,091
Whoa!
313
00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:47,226
Wow!
314
00:28:56,702 --> 00:28:59,371
...Stanley Stupid!
315
00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:14,353
Cool runnings,
my brother.
316
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,324
Bye. Thank you.
317
00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:26,966
Ah. Ah.
318
00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:37,576
Hi. Stanley Stupid.
319
00:29:37,643 --> 00:29:39,011
Oh.
320
00:29:39,078 --> 00:29:42,014
Honored to make
your acquaintance,
Mr. Stupid.
321
00:29:42,081 --> 00:29:44,616
You must be
a highly skilled
investigator
322
00:29:44,683 --> 00:29:46,618
to have discovered
all of this.
323
00:29:46,685 --> 00:29:48,620
Actually, I knew
I was on the trail
324
00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:50,422
of some pretty
crafty thieves,
325
00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:54,026
but I had no idea
there would be this
much garbage out here.
326
00:29:54,093 --> 00:29:57,096
You are clearly
an agent of
enormous talents.
327
00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:59,832
It's a shame
the government
will never reward you
328
00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:01,200
as richly
as you deserve.
329
00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:03,435
No. The government
doesn't even know
I'm here!
330
00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:06,839
Ah. And that's why
you've approached me,
isn't it?
331
00:30:06,906 --> 00:30:08,841
To come and get
your share,
332
00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:10,709
one way or another?
333
00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:11,978
Actually, mister,
334
00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:14,446
I've approached you
because I need a car.
335
00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:18,317
Lieutenant,
give our friend
the keys to my car.
336
00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:22,454
A gift to the gifted.
337
00:30:22,521 --> 00:30:23,990
Well, thank you
very much!
338
00:30:24,056 --> 00:30:25,657
That's incredibly
generous!
339
00:30:25,724 --> 00:30:28,060
Thanks a lot!
340
00:30:30,062 --> 00:30:33,399
And to think I just
wanted a ride back to town!
341
00:30:35,734 --> 00:30:38,004
Thanks, everybody!
I'll see ya!
342
00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:47,880
Talk about
nerves of steel...
343
00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:50,849
completely surrounded,
and he didn't even blink.
344
00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:52,584
We bought him off
for now, sir,
345
00:30:52,651 --> 00:30:55,354
but what's to stop him
from turning us in
anyway?
346
00:30:55,421 --> 00:30:57,623
You are, soldier.
347
00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,025
Without disturbing
our clients,
348
00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:00,960
follow, then terminate
the target
349
00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:02,628
with extreme
prejudice.
350
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,496
Yes, sir!
351
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:09,601
Meaning?
352
00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:11,403
Kill him.
353
00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:12,504
Right.
354
00:31:17,309 --> 00:31:18,510
Oh!
355
00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:19,946
Boy...
356
00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:22,915
you never realize
how many policemen
there are
357
00:31:22,982 --> 00:31:25,484
until the day they
turn against you.
358
00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:28,254
This is the biggest
emergency of our lives,
359
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,322
and we can't even call 9-1-1!
360
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:34,060
A crisis like this
calls for even
a higher authority.
361
00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:37,263
Mom, dial 10-1-1.
362
00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:40,066
I'm afraid that's not
good enough, children.
363
00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:43,469
Your father's life
is on the line.
364
00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:46,973
I'm calling 75,496-1-1.
365
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:56,949
Yeah.
366
00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:58,684
Hello. My name
is Joan Stupid.
367
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,387
I'm a housewife,
and I desperately
need your help.
368
00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:04,290
Let me guess, lady.
You've had a hectic
day runnin' around
369
00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:05,857
taking care of
the kids,
370
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,360
and now you're panicked
'cause your husband's
due home.
371
00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:09,595
That's right!
372
00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:11,497
And you haven't
had time to cook
dinner, right?
373
00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:14,033
That's right, too!
374
00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:17,403
I hear it every day
of the week.
375
00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:19,705
You need
our family special.
What's your address?
376
00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,307
55 maple street.
377
00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:24,576
Uh-huh. And does
your family like
coleslaw?
378
00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:26,378
Yes.
379
00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:28,580
That's all
the information
I need.
380
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:32,084
Relax. We'll have
you taken care of in
less than an hour.
381
00:32:32,151 --> 00:32:33,685
Oh, bless you!
382
00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:35,487
No need to worry, kids.
383
00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:38,690
The most sophisticated
emergency response team
in the world
384
00:32:38,757 --> 00:32:40,892
is working with us now.
385
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:45,031
Interestingly enough,
their strategy
involves coleslaw.
386
00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:49,335
Hello?
387
00:32:51,237 --> 00:32:52,671
Hi, honey. It's me.
388
00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:54,173
Oh, Stanley!
389
00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:56,508
Darling,
are you all right?
390
00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:59,311
I'm fine. But you won't
believe the things
I've uncovered.
391
00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:01,447
Stanley, listen
to me closely.
392
00:33:01,513 --> 00:33:05,084
You must beware
of the Drive B.
393
00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:07,553
What's
the Drive Bee?
394
00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:09,455
We... don't know.
395
00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:11,890
But any error
you make with it
could be fatal!
396
00:33:11,957 --> 00:33:15,461
Just as I suspected.
My life may already
be in jeopardy.
397
00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:31,077
What are you saying?
398
00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:33,245
There must be some kind
of interference.
399
00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:35,647
Hold on.
I'll turn down
the radio.
400
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:41,353
Oops.
401
00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:48,760
Whoo! Hot!
402
00:33:52,398 --> 00:33:53,699
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
403
00:33:53,765 --> 00:33:54,700
Uh-oh!
404
00:33:59,805 --> 00:34:00,739
Oh, hot!
405
00:34:00,806 --> 00:34:01,773
Ooh!
406
00:34:04,943 --> 00:34:08,447
Is there something
about Dad that
you're not telling us,
407
00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:09,815
something
about his past...
408
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:12,651
that would help explain
what's going on?
409
00:34:16,088 --> 00:34:18,690
Children, I suppose
you're old enough
410
00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:20,692
to know the truth.
411
00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:22,694
And the truth is...
412
00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:24,363
your father...
413
00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:27,099
once worked inside
the system.
414
00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:28,066
You mean...
415
00:34:28,134 --> 00:34:29,735
that's right, Petunia.
416
00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:32,104
Stanley Stupid
was a courier
417
00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:34,206
for the U.S. Government.
418
00:34:35,341 --> 00:34:38,310
At first it seemed like
the perfect job.
419
00:34:39,978 --> 00:34:43,715
Every day brought new
and fascinating challenges.
420
00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:44,816
Oh, great!
421
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,521
There you go.
422
00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:56,428
537.
423
00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:02,334
537.
424
00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:48,780
Then, one day...
425
00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:51,183
your father
discovered something.
426
00:35:52,184 --> 00:35:53,452
Thank you.
427
00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:11,603
That's odd.
428
00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:15,541
Come in.
429
00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:25,417
What is it now,
Stanley?
430
00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:26,885
Something
very strange, sir.
431
00:36:26,952 --> 00:36:29,888
It seems like
an incredible
amount of letters
432
00:36:29,955 --> 00:36:32,791
are being delivered
to somebody
named "Sender."
433
00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:33,959
Who is this "Sender"?
434
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:37,496
And what is he
doing with other
people's mail?
435
00:36:37,563 --> 00:36:40,098
I believe that this
calls for
436
00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:42,501
a full-scale
investigation.
437
00:36:44,102 --> 00:36:47,105
The next day,
he was fired.
438
00:36:47,172 --> 00:36:49,875
They never told him why.
439
00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:52,311
But of course!
440
00:36:52,378 --> 00:36:53,645
He knew too much!
441
00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:55,847
And my instinct
tells me...
442
00:36:55,914 --> 00:36:59,718
we haven't seen
the last of
Mr. Sender.
443
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,329
Is the target
neutralized?
444
00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:12,331
I'm afraid not, sir.
445
00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:15,100
It seems the enemy
repelled our assault team
446
00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,902
with extreme
defensive aggression
447
00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:20,339
in a... blowing-up-
their-car manner, sir.
448
00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:22,941
So... he has
some combat skills
449
00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:24,743
to back up
his bravado.
450
00:37:24,810 --> 00:37:27,145
Who do we have
from Special Ops?
451
00:37:27,212 --> 00:37:29,481
McClellan trained
with the S.O.F., sir.
452
00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:30,949
Give him the assignment.
453
00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:34,853
Let's see how our friend
handles a veteran
assassin.
454
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:03,248
Ready?
455
00:38:03,315 --> 00:38:05,551
Ready.
456
00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:08,487
It's high time
I got myself
another tattoo.
457
00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:11,823
Just make sure
you do it clean.
458
00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:14,426
We can't afford
to leave a trail
of clues.
459
00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:16,995
He'll never know
what hit him.
460
00:38:17,062 --> 00:38:19,831
Did you know
you had a hole
in your gas tank?
461
00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:22,834
Actually, that's how
you get the gas in it.
462
00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:26,405
Listen, top her off.
I'm gonna go freshen up.
463
00:39:13,585 --> 00:39:16,722
Thank you for
the excellent
service, old timer.
464
00:39:16,788 --> 00:39:18,123
Yep.
465
00:39:48,454 --> 00:39:49,354
Well?
466
00:39:49,421 --> 00:39:51,056
I'm afraid
it's bad news.
467
00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:53,459
Don't tell me
he took out
McClellan, too!
468
00:39:53,525 --> 00:39:54,926
It's uncanny, sir.
469
00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:57,529
I've watched him
dispatch assailants
effortlessly
470
00:39:57,596 --> 00:39:59,565
with techniques that...
471
00:39:59,631 --> 00:40:01,366
that defy description.
472
00:40:01,433 --> 00:40:03,569
Who's our
explosives expert?
473
00:40:03,635 --> 00:40:05,303
That would be
Martinez, sir.
474
00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:07,973
Give him the assignment
and everything he needs
to pull it off.
475
00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:11,843
I want it done surgical
and I want it done now!
476
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:14,980
For God's sake,
we're military men.
477
00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:18,484
Killing people
is supposed to be our job.
478
00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:00,626
Go on!
479
00:41:00,692 --> 00:41:02,961
Please, leave me alone.
480
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,040
What are you
trying to do, you darn bee?
481
00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:17,809
Can'tcha see
I'm trying to drive?
482
00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:19,745
Oh, my god!
The Drive Bee!
483
00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:31,590
Fight, Stanley!
Fight for your life!
484
00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:41,199
The tables have turned.
485
00:41:42,534 --> 00:41:45,604
The hunter
becomes the hunted.
486
00:41:53,478 --> 00:41:54,946
Mission
accomplished.
487
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,549
No one could have
survived that blast.
488
00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:04,690
Now, that's a well-made shoe.
489
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:15,601
Here's your fare
and a little extra
for yourself.
490
00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,803
Thank you, sir.
What's the occasion?
491
00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:20,105
It's just good
to be home.
492
00:42:28,113 --> 00:42:29,080
Home.
493
00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:32,183
You never know
how much it means to you
494
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:34,052
till you go away.
495
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:39,557
What are you doing
to my grass?
496
00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:41,192
Buster?
497
00:42:41,259 --> 00:42:42,661
Is that you?
498
00:42:43,929 --> 00:42:45,563
Have I been away
so long?
499
00:42:45,631 --> 00:42:47,298
You live next door,
Stanley.
500
00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:49,067
Please, call me "Dad."
501
00:42:49,134 --> 00:42:50,769
Dad!
502
00:42:53,071 --> 00:42:56,174
This day keeps getting
stranger and stranger.
503
00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:59,410
We find ourselves today
at the center of a puzzle.
504
00:42:59,477 --> 00:43:02,380
At first,
all is confusing.
505
00:43:02,447 --> 00:43:05,984
But as the pieces
come together, patterns emerge,
506
00:43:06,051 --> 00:43:07,986
and before long
we can see
507
00:43:08,053 --> 00:43:10,288
the sinister face
of conspiracy.
508
00:43:12,123 --> 00:43:15,794
And it all begins
with a man named...
509
00:43:26,171 --> 00:43:27,639
Mr. Sender.
510
00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:47,358
Letters...
511
00:43:47,425 --> 00:43:49,861
easier to open than
pistachios.
512
00:43:51,229 --> 00:43:52,630
What's inside...
513
00:43:52,698 --> 00:43:54,933
is more delicious.
514
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:59,104
"If you still love me,
Sally,
515
00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:02,507
tie a ribbon
'round the old oak tree."
516
00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:04,309
I'm afraid the only thing
517
00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:07,578
that's going to be
hanging from that tree is you...
518
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,114
"Bob."
519
00:44:16,254 --> 00:44:17,823
Poor Jenny Miller.
520
00:44:20,058 --> 00:44:22,127
Nobody coming
to her wedding.
521
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,936
This postal ploy
of yours
522
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:33,604
is the most evil
caper of our age,
Mr. Sender.
523
00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:35,540
How will you ever
top yourself?
524
00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:37,342
With a crime
so unthinkable
525
00:44:37,408 --> 00:44:40,611
that no one has ever
dared to attempt it:
526
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:43,214
to rob an entire nation
527
00:44:43,281 --> 00:44:45,116
of its garbage.
528
00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:49,187
The one resource
no one ever thinks
to protect.
529
00:44:49,254 --> 00:44:50,421
Yet, without it,
530
00:44:50,488 --> 00:44:53,024
every hefty bag,
every trash compactor,
531
00:44:53,091 --> 00:44:55,226
every rubbish bin
in America
532
00:44:55,293 --> 00:44:56,627
will be useless.
533
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,629
Desperate men
will roam the streets
534
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,398
with empty waste baskets.
535
00:45:00,465 --> 00:45:03,401
Panic and chaos
will rule the land.
536
00:45:03,468 --> 00:45:07,405
The precious balance
of civilization
will be destroyed,
537
00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:13,211
and then the world
will come begging
for mercy...
538
00:45:13,278 --> 00:45:14,946
to me.
539
00:45:17,682 --> 00:45:20,018
Your job
is to kidnap anyone
540
00:45:20,085 --> 00:45:23,121
who discovers
my diabolical plan...
541
00:45:24,990 --> 00:45:26,858
including children.
542
00:45:32,097 --> 00:45:35,200
This fiendishness
must be stopped!
543
00:45:44,642 --> 00:45:46,778
It's not our battle
to fight.
544
00:45:46,845 --> 00:45:51,049
We've got enough trouble
getting soy sauce into
these tiny packets.
545
00:45:51,116 --> 00:45:53,118
Maybe we can't stop
sender,
546
00:45:53,184 --> 00:45:55,053
but I know someone
who can,
547
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,523
a bright fellow
I worked with in
the postal service.
548
00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,358
Are the guards
posted out front?
549
00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:01,927
Only the best.
550
00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:09,700
Well?
551
00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:12,070
No one suspects
a thing, Mr. Sender...
552
00:46:12,137 --> 00:46:14,873
unless that bush
has ears.
553
00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:26,351
The joke's on you,
my friends.
554
00:46:26,417 --> 00:46:27,752
Bad news, sir.
555
00:46:27,819 --> 00:46:30,021
Stanley Stupid
has discovered
our secret.
556
00:46:30,088 --> 00:46:34,625
At last, a foe worthy
of matching wits with!
557
00:46:34,692 --> 00:46:37,996
Release the Drive Bee!
558
00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:15,466
So you see,
it all begins with Mr...
559
00:47:18,536 --> 00:47:19,938
Sender.
560
00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:21,606
But the police
are against us,
561
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:24,042
and obviously we can't
go to the press.
562
00:47:24,109 --> 00:47:26,811
What are we
going to do,
Stanley?
563
00:47:26,878 --> 00:47:29,414
We've got to take on
Sender ourselves!
564
00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:33,418
Oh, it won't be easy
finding him,
565
00:47:33,484 --> 00:47:36,021
scouring the countryside
for microscopic clues,
566
00:47:36,087 --> 00:47:39,024
following trails
that are long-since cold,
567
00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:41,026
sensing him always nearby,
568
00:47:41,092 --> 00:47:44,229
yet somehow maddeningly
beyond our grasp.
569
00:47:44,295 --> 00:47:45,263
Hey!
570
00:47:45,330 --> 00:47:48,033
There's a Charles Sender
listed right here
571
00:47:48,099 --> 00:47:49,500
in this phone book.
572
00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:51,436
The manhunt begins.
573
00:48:04,482 --> 00:48:06,051
The car won't start!
574
00:48:06,117 --> 00:48:07,986
Maybe the battery's
dead.
575
00:48:08,053 --> 00:48:10,288
It was
perfectly healthy
this afternoon.
576
00:48:10,355 --> 00:48:12,958
Maybe it's got
some life left in it.
577
00:48:13,024 --> 00:48:15,260
I'd better give it
mouth-to-mouth.
578
00:48:23,434 --> 00:48:26,671
Not now, kitty.
I've got a battery
to revive.
579
00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:37,382
Wait a minute.
What am I doing?
580
00:48:37,448 --> 00:48:40,451
I've cooked up some insane
conspiracy theory
581
00:48:40,518 --> 00:48:43,388
and put myself in the middle
of an illegal weapons deal
582
00:48:43,454 --> 00:48:45,390
with some of the world's
most dangerous men.
583
00:48:45,456 --> 00:48:48,459
I've risked my life
and the lives of my family
584
00:48:48,526 --> 00:48:52,430
in a scheme that makes
absolutely no sense at all.
585
00:48:52,497 --> 00:48:54,465
Insight fading.
586
00:48:54,532 --> 00:48:57,635
I must remember
not to go forward with this.
587
00:48:57,702 --> 00:49:01,306
What is it, Stanley?
What are you supposed
to remember?
588
00:49:01,372 --> 00:49:02,373
Um...
589
00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:06,311
I don't know.
590
00:49:13,918 --> 00:49:16,421
Let's go, everybody.
We got a job to do!
591
00:49:32,503 --> 00:49:35,506
Hey, what about
the delivery?!
592
00:49:35,573 --> 00:49:40,511
You can't just order food
and run off like that!
593
00:49:40,578 --> 00:49:44,615
You have insulted the dignity
of Floyd's Delicatessen.
594
00:49:55,293 --> 00:49:57,495
You're sure
this is the place?
595
00:49:57,562 --> 00:49:58,329
Oh, yes.
596
00:49:58,396 --> 00:50:00,331
When I called Sender's
home,
597
00:50:00,398 --> 00:50:03,468
his wife said
that he works here.
598
00:50:03,534 --> 00:50:06,171
A likely story.
599
00:50:07,372 --> 00:50:08,506
Ha!
600
00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:19,484
OK, Joan.
You and Buster search
that end of the building.
601
00:50:19,550 --> 00:50:22,087
Petunia and I
will take this end.
602
00:50:22,153 --> 00:50:24,722
And remember, everybody,
use your heads.
603
00:50:47,778 --> 00:50:49,080
Oh!
604
00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:28,119
I found his headquarters!
605
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:33,090
And I've stumbled upon
his fiendish laboratory!
606
00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:42,233
Careful, Petunia.
607
00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:44,769
One false move,
and we could end up dead.
608
00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:50,074
Dad?
609
00:51:50,141 --> 00:51:51,876
Petunia!
610
00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:53,944
Everything's
gone dark.
611
00:51:54,011 --> 00:51:55,946
I can't see a thing!
612
00:51:56,013 --> 00:51:59,350
Oh, my God,
it's happened!
613
00:52:00,084 --> 00:52:01,886
We're dead.
614
00:52:03,053 --> 00:52:04,789
I knew it!
615
00:52:16,701 --> 00:52:18,436
So this is heaven.
616
00:52:18,503 --> 00:52:20,771
It's quite lovely,
really.
617
00:52:23,107 --> 00:52:24,442
Funny, isn't it?
618
00:52:24,509 --> 00:52:26,511
One minute
you're tracking down
619
00:52:26,577 --> 00:52:28,446
the head of a global
conspiracy,
620
00:52:28,513 --> 00:52:31,782
and the next minute,
poof-- it's all over.
621
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:34,552
Sure puts things
in perspective.
622
00:52:34,619 --> 00:52:37,722
You know who I miss
the most?
623
00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:39,857
Mom and Buster.
624
00:52:39,924 --> 00:52:41,259
Don't worry, honey.
625
00:52:41,326 --> 00:52:43,528
They'll be joining us
soon enough...
626
00:52:43,594 --> 00:52:45,763
the way your mom
drives.
627
00:52:47,097 --> 00:52:48,299
Hello.
628
00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:49,700
Somebody in here?
629
00:52:49,767 --> 00:52:51,636
Dad, someone's coming!
630
00:52:53,204 --> 00:52:54,839
You think?
631
00:52:56,807 --> 00:52:59,009
Yes, Petunia.
632
00:52:59,076 --> 00:53:01,279
It's time to meet
our creator.
633
00:53:07,151 --> 00:53:08,753
Hail to thee,
oh, Lord.
634
00:53:08,819 --> 00:53:12,457
Actually,
it's pronounced Lloyd.
635
00:53:14,392 --> 00:53:17,595
All these years
we've been saying it wrong.
636
00:53:25,169 --> 00:53:26,504
So...
637
00:53:26,571 --> 00:53:30,375
this is the face of evil.
638
00:53:44,989 --> 00:53:49,727
And this is the diary
of his twisted schemes!
639
00:53:58,202 --> 00:54:00,705
Dates, numbers?
640
00:54:00,771 --> 00:54:02,307
Years?
641
00:54:04,041 --> 00:54:06,344
What in the world?
642
00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:08,679
Buster, come on.
643
00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:10,881
I found out where
sender's going next.
644
00:54:10,948 --> 00:54:12,216
Just a minute, Mom.
645
00:54:12,283 --> 00:54:14,452
I've discovered
a mysterious room here.
646
00:54:14,519 --> 00:54:17,888
There's a strange-looking
clock over the top of it.
647
00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:23,461
And a control panel
with a bunch of numbers.
648
00:54:23,528 --> 00:54:26,731
One would almost think
it's some kinda...
649
00:54:26,797 --> 00:54:28,399
time machine!
650
00:54:33,671 --> 00:54:34,605
Mom!
651
00:54:34,672 --> 00:54:35,840
Help!
652
00:54:35,906 --> 00:54:37,508
Buster, no!
653
00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:48,686
What buttons
did you press?
654
00:54:48,753 --> 00:54:50,154
I don't know.
655
00:54:50,220 --> 00:54:52,557
Just a bunch of
random numbers,
656
00:54:52,623 --> 00:54:54,759
and the letters
"B-C."
657
00:54:54,825 --> 00:54:56,461
Oh, my God!
658
00:55:22,687 --> 00:55:26,323
We've traveled back
to the age of the dinosaurs!
659
00:55:32,897 --> 00:55:36,133
It's just so amazing
to meet you at last!
660
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,702
Well, thank you.
661
00:55:37,768 --> 00:55:41,038
It's nice to meet
someone who appreciates
the work I do.
662
00:55:41,105 --> 00:55:42,473
Appreciates it?
663
00:55:42,540 --> 00:55:43,641
Why, you're the one
that takes care
664
00:55:43,708 --> 00:55:45,142
of the entire universe!
665
00:55:45,209 --> 00:55:47,712
But you'd be surprised
how little thanks
I get for it.
666
00:55:47,778 --> 00:55:51,716
Most people don't even
know I exist.
667
00:55:51,782 --> 00:55:54,485
This is the single
most fantastic journey
668
00:55:54,552 --> 00:55:57,522
in the history
of the world!
669
00:56:01,592 --> 00:56:03,260
Keep your voice down,
son.
670
00:56:03,327 --> 00:56:07,364
If one of these
things wakes up,
we're in real trouble.
671
00:56:07,432 --> 00:56:10,000
They look absolutely
starved!
672
00:56:21,612 --> 00:56:22,947
Hey, look, Mom!
673
00:56:23,013 --> 00:56:25,583
The cave of some
prehistoric peoples!
674
00:56:32,623 --> 00:56:34,559
Their tools seem to be...
675
00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:36,627
fashioned of
a primitive Styrofoam.
676
00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:38,696
We've got to be careful,
Buster.
677
00:56:38,763 --> 00:56:41,699
The slightest disturbance
to this ancient world
678
00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:44,368
could affect the entire
course of history.
679
00:56:44,435 --> 00:56:46,203
Yes.
680
00:56:46,270 --> 00:56:49,907
The entire course
of history.
681
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,515
What are you doing?
682
00:57:01,586 --> 00:57:02,887
Just think!
683
00:57:02,953 --> 00:57:05,923
My name is now
the first word
ever written.
684
00:57:05,990 --> 00:57:09,326
This rock will be
the most sacred
mystery on earth!
685
00:57:09,393 --> 00:57:11,596
Buster,
snap out of it!
686
00:57:11,662 --> 00:57:13,531
When mankind
learns to read,
687
00:57:13,598 --> 00:57:15,199
I'll be worshipped!
688
00:57:16,634 --> 00:57:20,337
Nations will rise
and fall in my name!
689
00:57:20,404 --> 00:57:21,939
Life on earth
690
00:57:22,006 --> 00:57:25,142
will be nothing
but a footnote
to Buster!
691
00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:29,146
We've gotta get
out of here!
692
00:57:29,213 --> 00:57:30,548
Not to be disrespectful,
693
00:57:30,615 --> 00:57:33,718
but I feel
that perhaps we've
come here too early.
694
00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:35,986
The truth is,
you two shouldn't
be here at all.
695
00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:38,489
You're sending us
back into the world?!
696
00:57:38,556 --> 00:57:40,891
I'm afraid so.
But don't
get me wrong.
697
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:42,893
It's been
a pleasure
talking to you.
698
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,029
But there's work
to be done.
699
00:57:45,095 --> 00:57:48,032
So our crusade against
the world's injustice
is important!
700
00:57:48,098 --> 00:57:50,300
Just head through
the door marked
exit.
701
00:57:50,367 --> 00:57:53,671
It'll take you back
to where your car
is parked.
702
00:57:53,738 --> 00:57:54,905
Did you hear that,
Petunia?
703
00:57:54,972 --> 00:57:56,774
We're getting
a second chance!
704
00:57:56,841 --> 00:57:59,977
Hurray!
705
00:58:00,044 --> 00:58:03,047
Do you have any
final words for us
before we go?
706
00:58:03,113 --> 00:58:06,050
Well, if you wanna
make my job easier,
707
00:58:06,116 --> 00:58:08,452
remember, throw your gum
in the trash
708
00:58:08,519 --> 00:58:10,054
when you're done
chewing it.
709
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:13,057
I spend a huge
amount of time
cleaning up gum.
710
00:58:13,123 --> 00:58:16,260
So long as we live,
we shall fight that wrong.
711
00:58:26,270 --> 00:58:27,471
Sorry, Mom.
712
00:58:27,538 --> 00:58:30,808
I sort of went mad
with power back there.
713
00:58:30,875 --> 00:58:33,978
Well, the most
important thing is
we made it.
714
00:58:34,044 --> 00:58:37,014
Mom! Buster!
715
00:58:37,081 --> 00:58:39,049
Joan! Buster!
716
00:58:41,652 --> 00:58:43,420
Dad! Petunia!
717
00:58:43,487 --> 00:58:45,923
Stanley! Petunia!
718
00:58:49,093 --> 00:58:51,428
You made it!
719
00:58:51,495 --> 00:58:52,830
Are you all right?
720
00:58:52,897 --> 00:58:54,565
How did it go
in there?
721
00:58:54,632 --> 00:58:56,433
Joan, we had
a remarkable 20 minutes.
722
00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:57,835
We died,
went to heaven,
723
00:58:57,902 --> 00:59:01,205
met God, and got
brought back to life.
724
00:59:01,271 --> 00:59:03,741
But still
no sign of Sender.
725
00:59:03,808 --> 00:59:05,843
What happened
to you guys?
726
00:59:05,910 --> 00:59:07,444
We traveled through time
to the age of dinosaurs,
727
00:59:07,511 --> 00:59:09,246
and Buster
established himself
728
00:59:09,313 --> 00:59:11,949
as the most important
and mysterious figure
in history.
729
00:59:12,016 --> 00:59:13,183
Buster?
730
00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:14,451
Sorry, Dad.
731
00:59:14,518 --> 00:59:16,987
And even more
importantly,
732
00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:18,989
we found this.
733
00:59:20,858 --> 00:59:24,962
Names, places,
dates, times...
734
00:59:25,029 --> 00:59:26,096
wait a minute.
735
00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:28,398
There's an entry
in here for today.
736
00:59:28,465 --> 00:59:30,267
"Channel Three news
at 1:00."
737
00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:32,803
We passed
the Channel Three news station
738
00:59:32,870 --> 00:59:33,838
on the way over here.
739
00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:35,505
It's almost
1:00 now.
740
00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:36,941
The trail
is still fresh!
741
00:59:37,007 --> 00:59:38,108
Let's go.
742
01:00:04,134 --> 01:00:05,836
We're here.
743
01:00:13,510 --> 01:00:15,379
Somewhere
in this building
744
01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:16,747
is the man
we're looking for.
745
01:00:16,814 --> 01:00:19,884
Let's find him
before he finds us.
746
01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:32,096
Good news today
for culture buffs.
747
01:00:32,162 --> 01:00:33,831
The new exhibit
arrives today
748
01:00:33,898 --> 01:00:35,332
at the Museum
of Natural History.
749
01:00:35,399 --> 01:00:37,267
Here to tell us
about the highlights
750
01:00:37,334 --> 01:00:39,436
is Museum Director,
Charles Sender.
751
01:00:39,503 --> 01:00:41,038
Welcome.
752
01:00:41,105 --> 01:00:42,139
Thank you.
753
01:00:42,206 --> 01:00:44,441
If you love
pre-Colombian sculpture
754
01:00:44,508 --> 01:00:46,010
as much as I do,
755
01:00:46,076 --> 01:00:48,445
you are in for
a real surprise.
756
01:00:48,512 --> 01:00:50,047
In less
than an hour,
757
01:00:50,114 --> 01:00:54,251
I will be picking up
a stunning collection
of Olmec heads
758
01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:57,554
on loan from museums
all over the world.
759
01:00:57,621 --> 01:00:59,356
I understand
it's exhibits like this
760
01:00:59,423 --> 01:01:02,459
have given our museum
its most profitable year ever.
761
01:01:02,526 --> 01:01:04,995
You must be
a sought-after curator.
762
01:01:05,062 --> 01:01:09,666
Yes. Sometimes
I feel like
a hunted man.
763
01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:15,039
Try your best
to blend in, Petunia.
764
01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:17,374
Remember, we can't
afford to get caught.
765
01:01:17,441 --> 01:01:19,810
Excuse me,
I'm looking for
the Late At Night Show.
766
01:01:19,877 --> 01:01:22,747
Excuse me. I'm
looking for the set of
the Late At Night Show.
767
01:01:22,813 --> 01:01:24,181
I'm supposed to make
a delivery there.
768
01:01:24,248 --> 01:01:26,283
I'm supposed to make
a delivery there!
769
01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:28,152
Could you give this
to Doug the stage hand?
770
01:01:28,218 --> 01:01:31,421
He's a big fat guy.
You can't miss him.
771
01:01:31,488 --> 01:01:32,923
Here...
772
01:01:32,990 --> 01:01:36,693
this will get you backstage.
I really appreciate this.
773
01:01:40,330 --> 01:01:42,967
I'm sorry.
They're taping a t.v. show.
774
01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:46,170
No one gets in without
proper authorization.
775
01:01:46,236 --> 01:01:48,205
Oh! Ma'am.
This way, please.
776
01:01:52,609 --> 01:01:55,445
Keep your eyes
peeled for anything
unusual, son.
777
01:01:55,512 --> 01:01:57,481
Mr. Sender
can't be far away.
778
01:01:57,547 --> 01:02:00,650
Just watch for
the slightest sign
of strange behavior.
779
01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:02,319
Dad?
780
01:02:02,386 --> 01:02:05,589
They're putting make-up
on men in there.
781
01:02:05,655 --> 01:02:07,357
Bull's-eye.
782
01:02:13,463 --> 01:02:15,399
Are they ready?
783
01:02:15,465 --> 01:02:16,433
Ready when you are.
784
01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:18,735
Let's go, everyone.
We're on.
785
01:02:26,276 --> 01:02:28,012
OK. Let's go.
786
01:02:30,881 --> 01:02:33,750
Yeah, but Sly's
a lot taller now.
787
01:02:33,818 --> 01:02:36,153
People think it's easy
being a celebrity,
788
01:02:36,220 --> 01:02:39,223
but when they canceled
my series, Malibu Beach
Detective,
789
01:02:39,289 --> 01:02:41,225
I was just
absolutely devastated.
790
01:02:47,998 --> 01:02:49,233
Well, I'm sure everyone
791
01:02:49,299 --> 01:02:51,235
is very sympathetic
for you.
792
01:02:51,301 --> 01:02:54,238
You put so much work
into such a fine series
793
01:02:54,304 --> 01:02:56,240
to have it
taken off the air.
794
01:02:56,306 --> 01:02:58,843
As an artist,
I was truly crushed.
795
01:03:02,312 --> 01:03:04,348
It was the most awful,
heartbreaking,
796
01:03:04,414 --> 01:03:07,818
shocking thing
that's ever
happened to me!
797
01:03:16,260 --> 01:03:19,997
Mom, I can't get
this light switch to work.
798
01:03:20,064 --> 01:03:21,966
Just a moment, dear.
799
01:03:26,837 --> 01:03:29,439
OK. Now, let's take
a look.
800
01:03:37,848 --> 01:03:39,683
Well, maybe you'd
all be happier
801
01:03:39,749 --> 01:03:42,519
if there was no
prime time television.
802
01:03:46,857 --> 01:03:48,525
What's going on?
803
01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:58,035
You could spend every night
reading books together.
804
01:04:10,747 --> 01:04:15,052
Well, my next guest
is a world-class French chef,
805
01:04:15,119 --> 01:04:18,055
so stay tuned everyone
and let's...
806
01:04:18,122 --> 01:04:19,856
give it to the fat guy!
807
01:04:22,592 --> 01:04:23,427
Fat?
808
01:04:23,493 --> 01:04:24,428
Moi, fat?
809
01:04:44,248 --> 01:04:46,383
OK. Let's settle,
everybody.
810
01:04:46,450 --> 01:04:48,385
We're on in 5...
811
01:04:48,452 --> 01:04:50,287
4... 3...
812
01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:54,458
Have you ever
thought you came from
an unusual family?
813
01:04:54,524 --> 01:04:56,860
Well, after you meet
my guests today
814
01:04:56,927 --> 01:05:00,430
you may want to adjust
your standards.
815
01:05:00,497 --> 01:05:01,932
I divorced my wife
816
01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:04,734
in order to date
her daughter.
817
01:05:08,338 --> 01:05:09,873
I married
a Siamese twin
818
01:05:09,940 --> 01:05:11,875
and had an affair
with her sister.
819
01:05:15,279 --> 01:05:17,514
I've been engaged
to three of my cousins.
820
01:05:21,518 --> 01:05:23,387
I...
821
01:05:23,453 --> 01:05:26,790
well, to tell you
the truth...
822
01:05:26,856 --> 01:05:28,925
I'm...
823
01:05:28,993 --> 01:05:31,261
I'm my own grandpa.
824
01:05:31,328 --> 01:05:33,530
You're your own
grandpa?
825
01:05:33,597 --> 01:05:35,032
That's right.
826
01:05:35,099 --> 01:05:36,200
Well, for those of us
827
01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:38,202
who've never heard
of such a thing,
828
01:05:38,268 --> 01:05:39,369
maybe you could explain.
829
01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:41,005
Of course.
It's quite simple, really.
830
01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:44,408
* Many many years ago
when I was 23 *
831
01:05:44,474 --> 01:05:46,210
* I was married
to a widow *
832
01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:48,145
* who was purty
as could be *
833
01:05:48,212 --> 01:05:50,280
* This widow had
a grown-up daughter *
834
01:05:50,347 --> 01:05:52,082
* who had hair of red *
835
01:05:52,149 --> 01:05:54,018
* My father
fell in love with her *
836
01:05:54,084 --> 01:05:55,352
* and soon
the two were wed *
837
01:05:55,419 --> 01:05:57,587
* This made my dad
my son-in-law *
838
01:05:57,654 --> 01:05:59,156
* and changed
my very life *
839
01:05:59,223 --> 01:06:00,757
* for my daughter
was my mother *
840
01:06:00,824 --> 01:06:03,227
* 'cause she was
my father's wife *
841
01:06:03,293 --> 01:06:04,861
* To complicate
the matter *
842
01:06:04,928 --> 01:06:06,696
* even though
it brought me joy *
843
01:06:06,763 --> 01:06:10,434
* I soon became the father
of a bouncing baby boy *
844
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:14,038
* My little baby then became
a brother-in-law to Dad *
845
01:06:14,104 --> 01:06:15,905
* And so became my uncle *
846
01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:17,874
* though it made me
very sad *
847
01:06:17,941 --> 01:06:19,409
* for if he was my uncle *
848
01:06:19,476 --> 01:06:21,311
* then that also
made him brother *
849
01:06:21,378 --> 01:06:23,247
* to the widow's
grown-up daughter *
850
01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:25,282
* who of course
was my stepmother.. *
851
01:06:25,349 --> 01:06:28,218
That was our banker
in Bern.
852
01:06:28,285 --> 01:06:30,254
Payments will be
transferred to our account
853
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:31,855
when we deliver
the hardware
854
01:06:31,921 --> 01:06:33,657
in approximately
two hours.
855
01:06:33,723 --> 01:06:36,860
Nothing left
to do but relax,
Lieutenant.
856
01:06:36,926 --> 01:06:40,397
No power on earth
can stop us now.
857
01:06:40,464 --> 01:06:43,833
* I'm my own grandpa *
858
01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:46,870
* I'm my own grandpa *
859
01:06:46,936 --> 01:06:48,272
It's impossible.
860
01:06:48,338 --> 01:06:49,973
We killed that man.
861
01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:53,077
Well, for God's sake,
kill him again.
862
01:06:53,143 --> 01:06:55,011
Our future
is in his hands.
863
01:06:55,079 --> 01:06:56,946
* My father's wife
then had a son *
864
01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:58,882
* who kept them
on the run *
865
01:06:58,948 --> 01:07:00,450
* and he became
my grandchild *
866
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:02,219
* 'cause he was
my daughter's son *
867
01:07:02,286 --> 01:07:04,254
* My wife is now
my mother's mother *
868
01:07:04,321 --> 01:07:06,223
* and it makes me blue *
869
01:07:06,290 --> 01:07:07,957
* because although
she is my wife *
870
01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:09,626
* she's my
grandmother, too *
871
01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:11,828
* If my wife
is my grandmother *
872
01:07:11,895 --> 01:07:13,430
* then I am
her grandchild *
873
01:07:13,497 --> 01:07:15,299
* and every time
I think of it *
874
01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:17,334
* it nearly
drives me wild *
875
01:07:17,401 --> 01:07:20,937
* This has got to be
the strangest thing
I ever saw *
876
01:07:21,004 --> 01:07:22,772
* As husband of
my grandmother *
877
01:07:22,839 --> 01:07:24,774
* I am my own grandpa *
878
01:07:24,841 --> 01:07:26,110
* I'm my own grandpa *
879
01:07:27,477 --> 01:07:28,545
Everybody!
880
01:07:28,612 --> 01:07:31,481
* I'm my own grandpa *
881
01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:33,383
* It sounds funny,
I know *
882
01:07:33,450 --> 01:07:35,319
* but it really is so *
883
01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:39,723
* Hey! I'm
my own grandpa **
884
01:07:39,789 --> 01:07:40,790
Stay tuned, everybody.
885
01:07:40,857 --> 01:07:43,059
We'll be back
after this break.
886
01:07:47,664 --> 01:07:50,234
Thanks again
for coming to the
station, Mr. Sender.
887
01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:52,536
It was a pleasure,
I assure you.
888
01:07:52,602 --> 01:07:54,070
Bye-bye.
889
01:07:55,639 --> 01:07:56,406
Sender!
890
01:07:57,941 --> 01:07:59,075
We meet at last.
891
01:07:59,143 --> 01:08:00,644
No time to chat,
I'm afraid.
892
01:08:00,710 --> 01:08:04,481
I'm taking over
the heads of a dozen
foreign countries.
893
01:08:08,952 --> 01:08:10,154
My God!
894
01:08:10,220 --> 01:08:11,888
His plans for
world domination
895
01:08:11,955 --> 01:08:13,157
are already
coming together.
896
01:08:17,294 --> 01:08:19,263
You know what's
strange, Dad?
897
01:08:19,329 --> 01:08:21,998
I would have thought
a man as powerful
as sender
898
01:08:22,065 --> 01:08:23,800
would be surrounded
by bodyguards.
899
01:08:23,867 --> 01:08:26,336
You can't see them, Buster,
but they're here,
900
01:08:26,403 --> 01:08:28,338
ready to pounce
on anyone
901
01:08:28,405 --> 01:08:30,240
who so much as utters
the words,
902
01:08:30,307 --> 01:08:32,276
"I'll get you yet,
Sender." Whoa!
903
01:08:32,342 --> 01:08:34,244
Hey! Let go
of my dad!
904
01:08:42,986 --> 01:08:44,288
Buster!
905
01:08:45,922 --> 01:08:47,023
What happened?
906
01:08:47,090 --> 01:08:49,559
It's Sender's men!
They captured Dad!
907
01:08:53,530 --> 01:08:55,465
so where are
we going, fellas?
908
01:09:09,045 --> 01:09:11,348
Fasten your seat belts.
909
01:09:29,366 --> 01:09:34,070
You're a clever man,
Mr. Stupid...
910
01:09:34,137 --> 01:09:36,973
if that really is your name.
911
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:39,543
Too clever
for your own good.
912
01:09:40,877 --> 01:09:44,548
You play the innocent
most convincingly.
913
01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:46,716
You thought
you'd fool me
914
01:09:46,783 --> 01:09:48,285
into thinking
you were dead
915
01:09:48,352 --> 01:09:50,053
and then you'd
catch me red-handed
916
01:09:50,119 --> 01:09:51,888
when I went
to make the sale.
917
01:09:51,955 --> 01:09:54,791
A masterful
bit of strategy,
918
01:09:54,858 --> 01:09:58,928
and you came
dangerously close
to pulling it off.
919
01:09:58,995 --> 01:10:00,930
We'd better
get going, sir.
920
01:10:00,997 --> 01:10:03,900
We're due at
Warehouse 21 in
less than an hour.
921
01:10:03,967 --> 01:10:05,435
Warehouse 21?
922
01:10:05,502 --> 01:10:08,405
No use gathering
intelligence now,
my friend.
923
01:10:08,472 --> 01:10:12,342
Our little
chess game is over.
924
01:10:13,610 --> 01:10:15,779
I hope you won't find
the end game
925
01:10:15,845 --> 01:10:18,248
too unpleasant.
926
01:10:18,315 --> 01:10:20,917
I'm sorry, ma'am.
There's nothing I can do.
927
01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:37,601
It's no use.
928
01:10:37,667 --> 01:10:39,569
They won't let anyone on
to that Army base
929
01:10:39,636 --> 01:10:40,970
unless they're in
the Army.
930
01:10:41,037 --> 01:10:43,139
This is serious.
Dad's in danger.
931
01:10:43,206 --> 01:10:45,342
We've got to think
of something.
932
01:10:45,409 --> 01:10:47,944
What if we form
our own army?
933
01:10:48,011 --> 01:10:51,014
To do that, we'd have
to form our own country!
934
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:52,749
We could call it
"Stupidia,"
935
01:10:52,816 --> 01:10:54,818
a sovereign nation
with its own laws
936
01:10:54,884 --> 01:10:56,620
its own customs,
its own government.
937
01:10:56,686 --> 01:10:58,822
Mom, as mother
of this household
938
01:10:58,888 --> 01:11:02,792
your leadership's
withstood the test
of time.
939
01:11:02,859 --> 01:11:05,094
I'd like to nominate
you as president.
940
01:11:05,161 --> 01:11:06,396
To the polls,
everyone.
941
01:11:06,463 --> 01:11:08,332
Get this
over with, already.
942
01:11:08,398 --> 01:11:11,000
This guy's already
taken out three of our best.
943
01:11:11,067 --> 01:11:12,001
Relax.
944
01:11:14,404 --> 01:11:16,640
His hands are tied.
He's unarmed.
945
01:11:16,706 --> 01:11:20,477
We've got two guards
posted outside.
946
01:11:20,544 --> 01:11:22,379
I've got a gun on him.
947
01:11:22,446 --> 01:11:24,714
There's no way
he's leaving here alive.
948
01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:26,883
Isn't that right,
Mr. Stupid?
949
01:11:29,853 --> 01:11:33,056
Remember, throw your gum
in the trash
950
01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:34,591
when you're done
chewing it.
951
01:11:34,658 --> 01:11:38,261
I spend a huge
amount of my time
cleaning up gum.
952
01:11:38,328 --> 01:11:40,497
In the name
of the Lloyd!
953
01:11:54,010 --> 01:11:55,379
Oh, gee.
954
01:11:55,445 --> 01:11:57,614
All right.
Get your hands up.
955
01:12:03,487 --> 01:12:05,689
Thank you,
dear Lloyd!
956
01:12:06,990 --> 01:12:08,892
The polls
are dead even,
957
01:12:08,958 --> 01:12:10,360
give or take a vote.
958
01:12:13,262 --> 01:12:16,433
If only we knew
who Dad was voting for.
959
01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:18,602
Joan! Joan!
960
01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,269
Congratulations, Mom.
961
01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:22,138
Thank you, everyone.
962
01:12:22,205 --> 01:12:24,107
And as your president,
963
01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:26,309
I appoint
Stanley Stupid
964
01:12:26,376 --> 01:12:27,677
head of the Army!
965
01:12:29,646 --> 01:12:31,515
Your first duty is
to go to that army base
966
01:12:31,581 --> 01:12:32,916
and rescue my husband.
967
01:12:32,982 --> 01:12:34,451
And get our dad
while you're at it.
968
01:12:34,518 --> 01:12:36,319
I'm afraid those two
will have to wait.
969
01:12:36,386 --> 01:12:38,988
We've got to get
to Warehouse 21.
970
01:12:42,058 --> 01:12:43,359
Joan, give me
the keys.
971
01:12:49,933 --> 01:12:52,101
The car won't start.
972
01:12:52,168 --> 01:12:54,471
Dad, you and Mom...
973
01:12:54,538 --> 01:12:56,039
switch places.
974
01:13:09,586 --> 01:13:12,589
Mom, hand the keys
to Dad.
975
01:13:21,698 --> 01:13:22,899
Good work, everybody!
976
01:13:44,454 --> 01:13:47,423
This must be the place.
977
01:14:06,242 --> 01:14:08,945
Well, what have we here?
978
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:22,992
Shh.
979
01:14:23,059 --> 01:14:24,728
Sorry.
980
01:15:19,783 --> 01:15:21,317
Excuse me, everyone.
981
01:15:21,384 --> 01:15:23,687
May I have
your attention, please?
982
01:15:29,392 --> 01:15:30,960
Impossible.
983
01:15:31,027 --> 01:15:32,796
He's amazing.
984
01:15:32,862 --> 01:15:34,564
Before you unleash strife
985
01:15:34,631 --> 01:15:36,432
and warfare upon
this planet,
986
01:15:36,499 --> 01:15:38,768
please look
into your hearts.
987
01:15:40,169 --> 01:15:41,170
No guns.
988
01:15:41,237 --> 01:15:44,307
Inside,
you're still human beings.
989
01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:48,211
You can change
your ways.
990
01:15:48,277 --> 01:15:51,080
You all could come back
from the dark side.
991
01:15:52,616 --> 01:15:56,786
You. Send a squad
toward the eastern flank
of the warehouse.
992
01:15:56,853 --> 01:15:58,855
You. Organize a counter
to the left.
993
01:15:58,922 --> 01:16:00,857
Your men will back
the first two squads
994
01:16:00,924 --> 01:16:03,492
while my men
rove on point.
995
01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:06,395
But he's only one man.
996
01:16:06,462 --> 01:16:07,530
Trust me.
997
01:16:07,597 --> 01:16:10,934
You don't want
to underestimate him.
998
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,969
So turn yourselves
in, everyone.
999
01:16:13,036 --> 01:16:16,472
My family and I
do not wish
to fight you.
1000
01:16:16,539 --> 01:16:18,441
But if you
do not give up,
1001
01:16:18,507 --> 01:16:20,777
you will leave us
no choice.
1002
01:16:20,844 --> 01:16:21,845
Are they giving up?
1003
01:16:21,911 --> 01:16:24,013
No. As a matter of fact,
1004
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:27,583
they seem to be
organizing some sort
of massive attack.
1005
01:16:27,651 --> 01:16:30,253
I guess they want
to do things the hard way.
1006
01:16:33,556 --> 01:16:35,692
They seem
pretty well armed, Dad.
1007
01:16:35,759 --> 01:16:37,526
Yes, Buster,
but so are we.
1008
01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:39,295
They may have
knives and guns
1009
01:16:39,362 --> 01:16:40,496
and missiles
and bombs,
1010
01:16:40,563 --> 01:16:42,398
but we're armed
with the fact
1011
01:16:42,465 --> 01:16:44,467
that what we're
doing is right.
1012
01:16:44,533 --> 01:16:46,369
Sometimes you have
to trust in that.
1013
01:16:53,542 --> 01:16:55,679
Let the final
showdown begin.
1014
01:17:03,486 --> 01:17:05,088
Don't!
1015
01:17:19,435 --> 01:17:21,370
Get him!
1016
01:17:28,111 --> 01:17:29,045
Whoa!
1017
01:17:30,246 --> 01:17:32,081
Run! Move!
1018
01:17:36,119 --> 01:17:38,054
Left! Right!
1019
01:17:38,121 --> 01:17:39,055
Right!
1020
01:17:43,927 --> 01:17:46,262
- Left! Left!
- Right!
1021
01:17:50,066 --> 01:17:52,235
Left!
No, no--
the other left!
1022
01:17:58,775 --> 01:17:59,909
No, no!
1023
01:18:11,554 --> 01:18:13,757
Take your time, men.
1024
01:18:13,823 --> 01:18:15,424
He's unarmed.
1025
01:18:15,491 --> 01:18:17,761
Or am I?
1026
01:18:23,166 --> 01:18:24,100
Ah-ha!
1027
01:18:30,073 --> 01:18:31,107
Ah-ha!
1028
01:18:42,118 --> 01:18:44,287
I'm stuck! I'm caught.
I'm trapped.
1029
01:18:44,353 --> 01:18:45,588
Somebody help me!
1030
01:18:45,654 --> 01:18:46,856
I'm "cornered."
1031
01:18:46,923 --> 01:18:48,858
Yes! That's the word
I'm looking for.
1032
01:18:48,925 --> 01:18:49,893
I'm cornered!
1033
01:18:49,959 --> 01:18:51,727
I'll save you, Dad.
1034
01:19:27,563 --> 01:19:29,265
Must...
1035
01:19:29,332 --> 01:19:30,900
concentrate.
1036
01:19:30,967 --> 01:19:34,503
Focus, power of mind...
1037
01:19:34,570 --> 01:19:36,072
over matter.
1038
01:19:40,810 --> 01:19:44,313
Channel every ounce
of will power.
1039
01:19:44,380 --> 01:19:46,315
It's working!
1040
01:19:46,382 --> 01:19:47,683
I've done it!
1041
01:19:47,750 --> 01:19:51,120
Behold the super human
strength of Buster!
1042
01:19:51,187 --> 01:19:52,521
Huh?
1043
01:19:54,824 --> 01:19:56,960
Grrrah.
1044
01:19:59,195 --> 01:20:00,129
Buster!
1045
01:20:11,908 --> 01:20:14,143
Whoa... whoa...
1046
01:20:23,586 --> 01:20:24,753
Buster...
1047
01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:26,923
Sorry, Dad.
1048
01:20:27,991 --> 01:20:29,392
What the hell
was that?
1049
01:20:29,458 --> 01:20:32,295
Sounds like it came
from the warehouse
district.
1050
01:20:47,243 --> 01:20:48,544
Phew.
1051
01:20:56,819 --> 01:20:59,555
Buster? Stanley?
1052
01:20:59,622 --> 01:21:01,290
Please be careful
out there.
1053
01:21:01,357 --> 01:21:05,194
There's lots of little
fires burning
all over the place.
1054
01:21:26,249 --> 01:21:30,219
This is the worse
fire extinguisher
I've ever seen.
1055
01:22:05,021 --> 01:22:07,423
How lovely.
1056
01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:13,062
- Aah! Aah!
- Aah!
1057
01:22:13,129 --> 01:22:14,397
Car 15, request back-up.
1058
01:22:14,463 --> 01:22:17,666
Send squad cars immediately
to Warehouse 21.
1059
01:22:17,733 --> 01:22:20,436
Car 15,
we are on our way.
1060
01:22:20,503 --> 01:22:21,937
Oh, great.
1061
01:22:22,005 --> 01:22:24,307
Fine! Just great.
1062
01:22:50,233 --> 01:22:52,201
We've got to
get out of here.
1063
01:22:52,268 --> 01:22:54,970
Not to worry.
The police are
on my side...
1064
01:22:55,038 --> 01:22:57,173
as far as they know.
1065
01:23:00,043 --> 01:23:01,977
How do I look?
1066
01:23:02,045 --> 01:23:05,014
Quite convincing, sir,
but what about me?
1067
01:23:05,081 --> 01:23:07,983
You, my friend...
1068
01:23:08,051 --> 01:23:10,653
are on the wrong
side of the law.
1069
01:23:10,719 --> 01:23:11,687
Sir?
1070
01:23:14,057 --> 01:23:15,591
Get some cuffs
over here!
1071
01:23:15,658 --> 01:23:17,126
I got
the ring leader.
1072
01:23:24,067 --> 01:23:26,001
Shoot to kill, boys.
1073
01:23:26,069 --> 01:23:28,471
Those are evil men
in there.
1074
01:23:35,244 --> 01:23:37,080
You've got to let me
through, officer.
1075
01:23:37,146 --> 01:23:38,547
The cargo
I'm transporting
1076
01:23:38,614 --> 01:23:39,948
is extremely cultural.
1077
01:23:40,015 --> 01:23:41,350
I'm sorry, sir.
1078
01:23:41,417 --> 01:23:43,686
No one's getting
through here
at the moment.
1079
01:23:43,752 --> 01:23:47,022
I guess I'll find
another route home.
1080
01:23:47,090 --> 01:23:49,358
In the meantime,
could you pull
your vehicle
1081
01:23:49,425 --> 01:23:51,627
over with the rest
of the cars?
1082
01:23:51,694 --> 01:23:55,631
Oh, Stanley.
You were so
brave in there.
1083
01:23:57,433 --> 01:24:00,103
Look! The police
are on our side again.
1084
01:24:07,943 --> 01:24:09,812
Yes. Our work here
is done.
1085
01:24:09,878 --> 01:24:11,914
Before we go,
there's a certain
arch villain
1086
01:24:11,980 --> 01:24:13,549
I'd like to speak to.
1087
01:24:13,616 --> 01:24:16,352
I have a feeling
he learned an important
lesson today.
1088
01:24:19,988 --> 01:24:23,492
Well, my friend,
it seems you lost.
1089
01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:25,561
I certainly am.
1090
01:24:25,628 --> 01:24:29,198
Problem is, you took
the wrong road
right from the start.
1091
01:24:29,265 --> 01:24:31,400
Can you help get me
back on the right path?
1092
01:24:31,467 --> 01:24:34,270
Yes, I can.
But it won't be easy.
1093
01:24:34,337 --> 01:24:37,873
You've got to turn
yourself around.
1094
01:24:37,940 --> 01:24:39,842
You've got
to straighten out.
1095
01:24:39,908 --> 01:24:41,910
But as long
as you can remember
1096
01:24:41,977 --> 01:24:43,846
to head toward
the light,
1097
01:24:43,912 --> 01:24:46,014
you'll never go wrong.
1098
01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:48,551
Thanks. You've really
saved me.
1099
01:24:48,617 --> 01:24:51,387
Until we meet again.
1100
01:25:01,430 --> 01:25:03,466
It's been
quite a day.
1101
01:25:04,733 --> 01:25:08,271
I have to say
that I'm glad
it's finally over.
1102
01:25:10,306 --> 01:25:14,877
I'm afraid
it's not over yet.
1103
01:25:14,943 --> 01:25:17,246
You must think
you have some kind
1104
01:25:17,313 --> 01:25:19,348
of guardian angel,
Stanley.
1105
01:25:19,415 --> 01:25:22,351
You thought
you could take me on
and pay no price--
1106
01:25:22,418 --> 01:25:23,819
destroy my future...
1107
01:25:23,886 --> 01:25:28,257
and then slip
through my fingers
again and again.
1108
01:25:28,324 --> 01:25:32,461
Well, not this time,
bucko!
1109
01:25:32,528 --> 01:25:35,898
This time I'm gonna
take care of you myself.
1110
01:25:35,964 --> 01:25:40,936
Where's your guardian
angel now?
1111
01:25:42,070 --> 01:25:43,138
Betcha surprised
to see me!
1112
01:25:43,206 --> 01:25:44,407
We certainly are.
1113
01:25:44,473 --> 01:25:46,209
And very impressed,
I might add.
1114
01:25:46,275 --> 01:25:48,244
Let this be
a lesson to you.
1115
01:25:48,311 --> 01:25:49,545
Nobody gets away
from me.
1116
01:25:49,612 --> 01:25:52,114
I've been on
the job too long.
1117
01:25:52,181 --> 01:25:53,649
Here's your bill.
1118
01:26:00,556 --> 01:26:03,726
I would have thought
guardian angels
worked for free.
1119
01:26:03,792 --> 01:26:07,496
Oh, Joan. You're so
wonderfully naive.
1120
01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:11,934
I assume you work
for the Lloyd?
1121
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:15,204
Me? No. My boss'
name is Floyd.
1122
01:26:15,271 --> 01:26:19,575
No, it's pronounced
Lloyd.
1123
01:26:27,049 --> 01:26:28,651
Hey, neighbor.
1124
01:26:28,717 --> 01:26:29,652
Hey, Stanley.
1125
01:26:29,718 --> 01:26:31,186
Didn't see you around
much this weekend.
1126
01:26:31,254 --> 01:26:32,321
Whatcha been doing?
1127
01:26:32,388 --> 01:26:33,756
This and that--
1128
01:26:33,822 --> 01:26:36,925
had breakfast,
read the paper,
saved the world.
1129
01:26:36,992 --> 01:26:38,093
Is that right?
1130
01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:39,662
Today I thought
we'd have a barbeque.
1131
01:26:39,728 --> 01:26:41,730
Stop by. There's plenty
for everyone.
1132
01:26:41,797 --> 01:26:44,333
Thanks, Stanley,
but I left the water
1133
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:46,435
running in my bathtub.
1134
01:27:47,730 --> 01:27:50,366
This is gonna be
great, Dad!
1135
01:27:50,433 --> 01:27:52,134
Say, how can I help?
1136
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:53,702
You can flip
the burgers, son,
1137
01:27:53,769 --> 01:27:56,505
but I'd better handle
the lighter fluid.
1138
01:27:56,572 --> 01:27:58,307
See? "Keep out of reach
of children."
1139
01:27:58,374 --> 01:28:00,142
You've gotta
be careful.
1140
01:28:07,850 --> 01:28:09,284
What is it, boy?
1141
01:28:13,255 --> 01:28:14,757
What is it, kitty?
1142
01:28:32,074 --> 01:28:33,008
Are you hungry?
1143
01:28:33,075 --> 01:28:34,009
You want a biscuit?
1144
01:28:38,681 --> 01:28:43,118
That poor dog doesn't know
what he wants sometimes.
1145
01:29:44,346 --> 01:29:46,415
* Many many years ago
when I was 23 *
1146
01:29:46,482 --> 01:29:48,283
* I was married
to a widow *
1147
01:29:48,350 --> 01:29:50,218
* who was purty
as could be *
1148
01:29:50,285 --> 01:29:52,421
* This widow had
a grown-up daughter *
1149
01:29:52,488 --> 01:29:53,856
* who had hair of red *
1150
01:29:53,922 --> 01:29:55,658
* My father
fell in love with her *
1151
01:29:55,724 --> 01:29:57,660
* and soon
the two were wed *
1152
01:29:57,726 --> 01:29:59,562
* This made my dad
my son-in-law *
1153
01:29:59,628 --> 01:30:01,530
* and changed
my very life *
1154
01:30:01,597 --> 01:30:03,231
* for my daughter
was my mother *
1155
01:30:03,298 --> 01:30:04,867
* 'cause she was
my father's wife *
1156
01:30:04,933 --> 01:30:06,835
* To complicate
the matter *
1157
01:30:06,902 --> 01:30:09,137
* even though
it brought me joy *
1158
01:30:09,204 --> 01:30:12,240
* I soon became the father
of a bouncing baby boy *
1159
01:30:12,307 --> 01:30:16,244
* My little baby then became
a brother-in-law to dad *
1160
01:30:16,311 --> 01:30:17,846
* and so became my uncle *
1161
01:30:17,913 --> 01:30:19,982
* though it made me
very sad *
1162
01:30:20,048 --> 01:30:22,785
* for if he was my uncle then
that also made him brother *
1163
01:30:22,851 --> 01:30:27,422
* to the widow's grown-up
daughter who of course
was my stepmother *
1164
01:30:27,490 --> 01:30:31,259
* I'm my own grandpa *
1165
01:30:31,326 --> 01:30:34,396
* I'm my own grandpa *
1166
01:30:34,463 --> 01:30:36,198
* it sounds funny I know *
1167
01:30:36,264 --> 01:30:38,333
* but it really is so *
1168
01:30:38,400 --> 01:30:41,904
* Ho! I'm my own grandpa *
1169
01:30:41,970 --> 01:30:43,806
* my father's wife
then had a son *
1170
01:30:43,872 --> 01:30:45,574
* who kept them
on the run *
1171
01:30:45,641 --> 01:30:47,242
* and he became
my grandchild *
1172
01:30:47,309 --> 01:30:49,377
* 'cause he was
my daughter's son *
1173
01:30:49,444 --> 01:30:51,213
* my wife is now
my mother's mother *
1174
01:30:51,279 --> 01:30:53,081
* and it makes me blue *
1175
01:30:53,148 --> 01:30:54,950
* because all though
she is my wife *
1176
01:30:55,017 --> 01:30:56,985
* she's my
grandmother, too *
1177
01:30:57,052 --> 01:30:58,887
* If my wife
is my grandmother *
1178
01:30:58,954 --> 01:31:00,856
* then I am
her grandchild *
1179
01:31:00,923 --> 01:31:02,758
* And every time
I think of it *
1180
01:31:02,825 --> 01:31:04,760
* It nearly
drives me wild *
1181
01:31:04,827 --> 01:31:07,896
* This has got
to be the strangest
thing I ever saw *
1182
01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:09,765
* As husband of
my grandmother *
1183
01:31:09,832 --> 01:31:11,834
* I am my own grandpa *
1184
01:31:11,900 --> 01:31:14,436
* I'm my own grandpa *
1185
01:31:14,503 --> 01:31:15,638
Everybody!
1186
01:31:15,704 --> 01:31:18,841
* I'm my own grandpa *
1187
01:31:18,907 --> 01:31:20,709
* it sounds funny,
I know *
1188
01:31:20,776 --> 01:31:22,611
* but it really is so *
1189
01:31:22,678 --> 01:31:26,782
* Hey! I'm
my own grandpa **
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