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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:22,632 --> 00:01:24,601 Look, mate, he ain't done nothing wrong. 2 00:01:24,633 --> 00:01:25,780 Out. 3 00:01:54,041 --> 00:01:57,065 Come on. You go stitching yourself up. 4 00:01:57,169 --> 00:01:59,150 Ladies and gentlemen, step up. 5 00:01:59,985 --> 00:02:01,549 Step up. 6 00:02:01,653 --> 00:02:03,739 I, Mercury, the messenger of the Gods, 7 00:02:03,843 --> 00:02:06,554 invite you... invite you, sir, 8 00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:08,536 tonight, for one night only, 9 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:12,394 here, at this very venue, to enter into the mind, 10 00:02:12,498 --> 00:02:14,480 the very great mind... 11 00:02:15,731 --> 00:02:17,817 ...of Doctor Parnassus. 12 00:02:17,921 --> 00:02:20,007 Doctor Parnassus! 13 00:02:27,202 --> 00:02:30,226 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Doctor Parnassus, as old... 14 00:02:30,331 --> 00:02:31,791 as old as time. Yes. 15 00:02:31,895 --> 00:02:33,563 He is over a thousand years old. 16 00:02:33,668 --> 00:02:37,735 He has the power to empower your mind. 17 00:02:38,465 --> 00:02:40,967 Let Doctor Parnassus open your imagination. 18 00:02:41,072 --> 00:02:43,366 Let him... let him transport you. 19 00:02:45,347 --> 00:02:48,267 Oh, my God. Oh, check out the lights. 20 00:02:48,372 --> 00:02:49,623 Check out that. 21 00:02:49,727 --> 00:02:52,751 Transcend the heights on Beauty's wing. 22 00:02:52,856 --> 00:02:53,898 Whoa, whoa! 23 00:02:54,003 --> 00:02:55,463 Check this. 24 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:58,487 Dave, Dave, haway. Come on, we'll go get these sorted. 25 00:02:58,591 --> 00:02:59,947 Check this out, sweetheart. 26 00:03:00,051 --> 00:03:01,720 Come here, my love, near me. 27 00:03:01,824 --> 00:03:03,597 Come on, love ... 28 00:03:03,701 --> 00:03:06,829 Where is he, then? Come on. 29 00:03:14,963 --> 00:03:16,215 If you must... 30 00:03:16,319 --> 00:03:19,239 scour the squalid depths 31 00:03:19,343 --> 00:03:21,742 with Putrid's brother, Stench... 32 00:03:23,097 --> 00:03:25,079 Raaaa! 33 00:03:25,183 --> 00:03:26,539 Join the queue. 34 00:03:26,643 --> 00:03:27,999 Only five quid a go. 35 00:03:28,103 --> 00:03:29,771 Bang. Bang. 36 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,777 You choose... you choose... you choose fulfilment? 37 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,593 - Whoa! - Sir, please... Sir, please, if you will... 38 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:42,598 - Whoa! - Whoa! 39 00:03:42,702 --> 00:03:46,457 Sir, please, you cannot audition without a ticket, I'm afraid, sir. 40 00:03:46,561 --> 00:03:48,021 - Give us a kiss. - Please don't. 41 00:03:48,855 --> 00:03:50,732 - Hey... - You all right down there, mate? 42 00:03:50,941 --> 00:03:54,069 - All right, Captain Planet? - Get off the stage, you damn drunk. 43 00:03:54,173 --> 00:03:56,051 What are you doing, little man? 44 00:03:56,155 --> 00:03:58,136 He's got us by the leg. 45 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,620 Ha-hey! 46 00:04:02,725 --> 00:04:04,706 Hey, man, check it out. It's not even real. 47 00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:05,749 Hey! 48 00:04:05,853 --> 00:04:07,000 Get off the stage! 49 00:04:09,294 --> 00:04:12,631 - Mm, that's a nice pair of tits. - I said, get off the stage! 50 00:04:12,736 --> 00:04:13,987 Nah. 51 00:04:14,091 --> 00:04:16,907 I want you, like. Come here, man. 52 00:04:17,741 --> 00:04:19,931 Come here, man. Hey, hey, come here! 53 00:04:20,035 --> 00:04:21,600 Hey-hey! 54 00:04:25,458 --> 00:04:27,022 What are you running away for? 55 00:04:36,095 --> 00:04:39,536 - Yoo-hoo! - There she is! 56 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,039 Come here, gorgeous. Come here... 57 00:04:46,732 --> 00:04:48,504 Oh, shite. 58 00:04:48,609 --> 00:04:49,964 I'm coming after... 59 00:04:50,069 --> 00:04:52,050 I'm gonna feel your arse. 60 00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:59,767 Come here, gorgeous. 61 00:05:07,380 --> 00:05:09,361 Come back, you bitch! 62 00:05:19,685 --> 00:05:21,353 Me nose! 63 00:05:23,648 --> 00:05:25,420 Ohhh... 64 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:27,923 Oh, my face! 65 00:05:28,027 --> 00:05:30,009 My face! My gorgeous face! 66 00:05:37,517 --> 00:05:38,873 Martin! 67 00:05:38,977 --> 00:05:40,750 He went with that cow! 68 00:05:40,854 --> 00:05:43,253 - I'll scratch her eyes out! - Oi, you two. 69 00:05:44,295 --> 00:05:46,277 My boyfriend is in there! 70 00:05:46,381 --> 00:05:48,362 Anybody there? 71 00:05:52,429 --> 00:05:53,889 Anybody there? 72 00:05:53,994 --> 00:05:57,331 Please, is anybody there? 73 00:05:57,435 --> 00:05:59,625 Please! Please! 74 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:07,967 Mum! 75 00:06:08,072 --> 00:06:08,697 Aaargh! 76 00:06:15,684 --> 00:06:17,353 Help me! 77 00:06:21,315 --> 00:06:23,193 Please... 78 00:06:23,297 --> 00:06:25,174 I'll never drink again. I promise. 79 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:28,094 Honest. 80 00:06:29,449 --> 00:06:31,327 From now on, I swear, not a drop. 81 00:06:31,431 --> 00:06:33,412 Oh, really? 82 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:44,675 Whoo! 83 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:10,745 You have chosen well. 84 00:07:11,475 --> 00:07:14,082 The path to Parnassus is steep. 85 00:07:14,186 --> 00:07:16,168 The way is long. 86 00:07:16,272 --> 00:07:17,941 But with perseverance, 87 00:07:18,149 --> 00:07:19,505 and fierce dedication, 88 00:07:19,609 --> 00:07:22,216 the heights are attainable. 89 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:26,075 So with spirits high and a spring in your step, 90 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,326 with a song in your heart, 91 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:28,890 the clouds will part, 92 00:07:28,995 --> 00:07:30,663 the heavens will open 93 00:07:30,767 --> 00:07:33,687 and you will be a man, my son. 94 00:07:35,460 --> 00:07:38,797 Hi there. Come on in. 95 00:07:38,901 --> 00:07:42,030 Looks like you could use a drink. 96 00:07:44,845 --> 00:07:46,723 Maybe just one. 97 00:07:49,642 --> 00:07:50,581 Hey! 98 00:07:51,937 --> 00:07:53,918 Make mine a double! 99 00:07:56,942 --> 00:07:58,819 Oh! 100 00:08:01,009 --> 00:08:02,991 He won, I lost. 101 00:08:03,825 --> 00:08:05,702 I lost again. 102 00:08:07,370 --> 00:08:09,352 - What the hell you were doing? - He was chasing me. 103 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:12,167 - What was I supposed to... - Don't go through the mirror. 104 00:08:12,272 --> 00:08:15,087 - Never. You know that. - Oi, you! 105 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:17,486 Gunga Din. 106 00:08:17,590 --> 00:08:19,571 Come here. 107 00:08:21,344 --> 00:08:22,908 What do you think you're playing at? 108 00:08:23,013 --> 00:08:24,785 Playing? Oh, no, no, no. 109 00:08:24,890 --> 00:08:26,245 We don't play. 110 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:28,540 What we do is deadly serious. 111 00:08:31,877 --> 00:08:33,337 Gone. 112 00:08:33,441 --> 00:08:35,735 Will we miss him? I don't think so. 113 00:08:59,616 --> 00:09:02,744 Don't worry if you don't understand it all immediately. 114 00:09:05,873 --> 00:09:09,105 Right, look, I want you freaks out of here, now. 115 00:09:09,210 --> 00:09:10,148 Ow! 116 00:09:10,252 --> 00:09:13,589 Sorry, I didn't mean to use that word. All right? Vertically deficient. 117 00:09:13,694 --> 00:09:14,424 Defunct? 118 00:09:14,528 --> 00:09:15,467 Vertically d... 119 00:09:15,571 --> 00:09:17,656 Vertically challenged. Vertically... 120 00:09:17,761 --> 00:09:21,723 Vertically challenged. Whatever you are, get off of my beat or I will do you. 121 00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:23,601 - You included. - D'accord. D'accord. 122 00:09:23,705 --> 00:09:25,060 - Who threw that? - Bonne nuit. 123 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,520 You're nicked. 124 00:09:34,759 --> 00:09:37,053 Take a ticket. Wait your turn. 125 00:09:37,157 --> 00:09:38,721 Only 20 quid a go. 126 00:09:38,826 --> 00:09:40,390 Reduced to five for one night only. 127 00:09:40,494 --> 00:09:43,831 Ladies and gentlemen, this world, this world that we live in... 128 00:09:43,936 --> 00:09:46,438 is full of enchantment... 129 00:09:46,543 --> 00:09:48,837 for those with eyes to see it. 130 00:09:49,567 --> 00:09:50,192 Chicken! 131 00:09:52,278 --> 00:09:54,364 I want to go there, there and there. 132 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:56,554 - I want something to eat. - Stop going on. 133 00:09:56,658 --> 00:09:58,326 No. They won't let you, darling. 134 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,099 But I want to, I want to. 135 00:10:00,204 --> 00:10:01,872 - Linda! - You never let me... 136 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:04,062 Excuse me. Excuse me. 137 00:10:05,001 --> 00:10:07,190 Do you mind? 138 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:10,736 Anton. 139 00:10:10,945 --> 00:10:12,717 Anton, he went back there. 140 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,889 - Just go and er... - I'm going to go back. Ssh. 141 00:10:16,993 --> 00:10:20,330 Diego! Diego! 142 00:10:57,350 --> 00:10:58,497 Die. 143 00:10:58,914 --> 00:11:00,374 Die! Yes. 144 00:11:03,711 --> 00:11:04,441 Yes. 145 00:11:04,546 --> 00:11:08,091 Please exit the lmaginarium immediately. 146 00:11:08,195 --> 00:11:11,637 Choice is not available without parental consent. 147 00:11:11,741 --> 00:11:13,618 Die! 148 00:11:13,722 --> 00:11:15,391 Yeah! 149 00:11:18,832 --> 00:11:23,525 If one of you perverts has got our boy, I won't be answerable for my actions. 150 00:11:23,629 --> 00:11:25,402 - Diego! - Diego! 151 00:11:25,506 --> 00:11:26,862 Diego! 152 00:11:26,966 --> 00:11:28,843 Ah... 153 00:11:31,138 --> 00:11:32,493 W-What? 154 00:11:32,597 --> 00:11:35,309 - She's not looking for him. - I don't care! 155 00:11:35,309 --> 00:11:36,977 Hello. 156 00:11:37,812 --> 00:11:38,542 Voila. 157 00:11:40,731 --> 00:11:42,087 - Yeah! - Oh, it worked! 158 00:11:42,191 --> 00:11:44,590 Where have you been? I've been worried sick. 159 00:11:44,694 --> 00:11:47,301 One little devil out of the fire... 160 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:50,325 Wipe that silly expression off your face, you little poof. Get up. 161 00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:53,350 The astounding world of Doctor Parnassus. Thank you. 162 00:11:55,122 --> 00:11:56,269 - Anton? - Yes, sir. 163 00:11:56,374 --> 00:12:00,649 - You know the rules about the mirror? - Yes, I do. I'm sorry, sir. I'm really... 164 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,526 - He was a ten-year-old boy. - I know. 165 00:12:02,631 --> 00:12:04,403 You did well, my boy. You did well. 166 00:12:04,508 --> 00:12:06,489 Good lad. Good lad. 167 00:12:07,323 --> 00:12:08,888 Thank you. 168 00:12:08,992 --> 00:12:11,599 - Good lad. Good lad. - Thank you. 169 00:12:11,703 --> 00:12:13,789 You go through the mirror and he's all over you. 170 00:12:13,893 --> 00:12:16,083 I do it once and he serves you my head on a plate. 171 00:12:16,187 --> 00:12:18,794 Come on now, Valentina. You're his daughter. 172 00:12:18,899 --> 00:12:21,610 Do you know what I mean? And you're scrumptious... 173 00:12:21,714 --> 00:12:24,113 His scrumptious daughter. 174 00:12:24,217 --> 00:12:26,198 Why did I say "scrumptious"? 175 00:12:27,554 --> 00:12:29,431 Beautiful. 176 00:12:29,535 --> 00:12:31,517 Intelligent. Sweet. 177 00:12:31,621 --> 00:12:33,498 "Scrumptious"? Idiot! 178 00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:05,513 Hey, Parny. 179 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:10,935 It's been a while. 180 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,917 Whoa... Last call. 181 00:13:13,021 --> 00:13:15,420 - Hey, Anton. - Yes, Percy? 182 00:13:15,524 --> 00:13:18,652 - What did I say? - Stop Percying about. 183 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,634 We don't have all night. 184 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,701 Bloody kids again. 185 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,829 - What's up, Doc? - Hey! 186 00:13:28,768 --> 00:13:31,270 Don't we love our children? 187 00:13:33,252 --> 00:13:35,129 She's ripe as a peach. 188 00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:37,423 Sweet little 16. 189 00:13:37,527 --> 00:13:39,404 And all mine! 190 00:13:46,079 --> 00:13:48,060 He's come to collect. 191 00:13:48,998 --> 00:13:50,875 I thought so. 192 00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:52,544 He's early. 193 00:13:52,648 --> 00:13:54,525 What can I do? 194 00:13:55,464 --> 00:13:57,132 Nothing. 195 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,114 There must be something. 196 00:14:00,887 --> 00:14:02,659 How many days left? 197 00:14:02,764 --> 00:14:04,745 Three. 198 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:11,106 You know, you're gonna have to tell her soon. 199 00:14:21,847 --> 00:14:27,687 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie 200 00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:29,564 That's amore... 201 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:31,650 Will you shut up about food? 202 00:14:31,754 --> 00:14:34,361 We're plum out. And I'm starving. 203 00:14:34,465 --> 00:14:38,324 Oh, Percy, we've still got a couple of potatoes left. 204 00:14:43,434 --> 00:14:46,249 - Ooh, look at this. - Hey, that's mine. 205 00:14:46,354 --> 00:14:48,126 Oh, won't you look at that? That is... 206 00:14:48,231 --> 00:14:50,108 - That's private! - It's gorgeous. 207 00:14:50,212 --> 00:14:52,923 - Give it. - All that mahogany, oh! 208 00:14:53,028 --> 00:14:55,843 Anton! 209 00:14:57,407 --> 00:14:59,389 Would you really be happy in a place like that? 210 00:14:59,493 --> 00:15:00,640 Would you? 211 00:15:00,744 --> 00:15:03,039 I wouldn't. I couldn't do it, I don't think. 212 00:15:04,082 --> 00:15:06,063 Well, maybe if I was with you. 213 00:15:10,234 --> 00:15:11,694 Ah-ah! 214 00:15:16,804 --> 00:15:17,742 Sssh. 215 00:15:17,847 --> 00:15:20,662 You're always talking about escaping, aren't you? 216 00:15:21,392 --> 00:15:24,417 Always thinking about it. Always dreaming about it. 217 00:15:27,858 --> 00:15:29,005 Let's do it. 218 00:15:29,943 --> 00:15:32,551 - Why not? You and me. - I can't run away. 219 00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:34,845 - You and me. - We can't run away. I can't. 220 00:15:35,992 --> 00:15:37,765 I'm underage. 221 00:15:37,869 --> 00:15:39,746 Oh, don't do that. 222 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:42,770 I shall be 12 on Wednesday. 223 00:15:42,874 --> 00:15:43,917 Don't be ridiculous. 224 00:15:44,022 --> 00:15:46,733 Percy, how old will I be on Wednesday? 225 00:15:46,837 --> 00:15:47,567 12. 226 00:15:47,671 --> 00:15:49,444 Ha! See? 227 00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:51,008 Parnassus says so too. 228 00:15:51,113 --> 00:15:54,137 - Are you trying to say he's ridiculous? - No. 229 00:15:55,805 --> 00:15:57,578 Actually, 230 00:15:58,308 --> 00:16:00,290 I'm really going to be 16. 231 00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:04,357 Sweet 16. 232 00:16:06,546 --> 00:16:08,736 The age of consent. 233 00:16:19,477 --> 00:16:21,459 Is that you, Scrumpy? 234 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,649 Who the hell else is it gonna be? 235 00:16:24,587 --> 00:16:26,673 Oi, you haven't eaten any of this! 236 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,863 - Yes, I know, I know. - And that again? 237 00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:31,261 For God's sakes, Dad! Put 'em up. 238 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,077 Come on. You're always taking the easy way out. 239 00:16:34,181 --> 00:16:36,163 No, no. Not now, Scrumpy. Not now. 240 00:16:37,727 --> 00:16:41,168 I have something very important that I have to tell you. 241 00:16:42,315 --> 00:16:44,714 Oh, why does everybody want to live forever? 242 00:16:44,818 --> 00:16:46,695 Immortality is a bloody curse. 243 00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:49,719 So is pretending to be a 12-year-old child, damn it. 244 00:16:49,824 --> 00:16:51,492 Look at me. I mean... 245 00:16:52,222 --> 00:16:54,099 Look at me. Nobody's fooled. 246 00:16:54,203 --> 00:16:57,645 And I want this stupid thing off my ankle too, while we're at it. 247 00:16:57,749 --> 00:17:00,565 You can't stop me growing up just by lying about my birthday. 248 00:17:00,669 --> 00:17:02,859 Shut up and listen to me! 249 00:17:02,963 --> 00:17:06,092 I have to explain something to you before it's too late. 250 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,907 One winter night... 251 00:17:09,011 --> 00:17:12,244 - Is this gonna take long? - Yes, yes, yes, quite possibly. 252 00:17:12,348 --> 00:17:13,391 Many years ago... 253 00:17:13,496 --> 00:17:16,937 Er... many centuries ago, in fact, 254 00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:21,838 when I was believe it or not a young monk, 255 00:17:23,611 --> 00:17:25,801 someone visited me in my sanctuary, 256 00:17:27,365 --> 00:17:30,494 someone I had hoped never to meet. 257 00:17:31,745 --> 00:17:33,101 Someone... 258 00:17:34,352 --> 00:17:37,793 ...none of us should ever hope to meet. 259 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,677 Having captured the wind, 260 00:18:23,782 --> 00:18:25,763 tamed the storm, 261 00:18:25,867 --> 00:18:29,413 kept the stars in their orbits and the earth turning on its axis, 262 00:18:30,873 --> 00:18:33,897 the Chief Steward, lying down to take his rest, 263 00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:36,817 had a most disturbing dream. 264 00:18:39,424 --> 00:18:44,221 He dreamt that a hooded rider was fast approaching on the snowswept plain. 265 00:18:45,368 --> 00:18:47,349 The Chief Steward woke. 266 00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:16,027 And so the Steward set out on his great journey... 267 00:19:16,131 --> 00:19:20,094 - What exactly do you all do here? - We tell the eternal story. 268 00:19:21,137 --> 00:19:23,014 And what is that, exactly? 269 00:19:23,744 --> 00:19:25,829 The story that sustains the universe. 270 00:19:27,498 --> 00:19:29,792 The story without which there is nothing. 271 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,485 Nothing? 272 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,613 You mean... 273 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:41,993 stop telling the story and the whole universe ceases to exist? 274 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,975 You make it sound so simple. 275 00:19:46,165 --> 00:19:47,520 And you believe it? 276 00:19:48,459 --> 00:19:50,336 We are ordained for this task. 277 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,630 It's just incredible to me, 278 00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:56,384 that you can believe something that can be so easily disproved. 279 00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:58,470 Oh, I don't think so. 280 00:19:59,095 --> 00:20:00,243 Hm. 281 00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:03,058 We'll see. 282 00:20:03,162 --> 00:20:05,352 - I will gather a thousand... - So. 283 00:20:10,358 --> 00:20:11,401 Stop! 284 00:20:11,505 --> 00:20:14,529 ...having been brought to the limit of his endurance... 285 00:20:15,989 --> 00:20:18,805 Yet the forces of evil could not prevail... 286 00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:24,227 ...our calmness of... 287 00:20:27,982 --> 00:20:28,920 There. 288 00:20:29,650 --> 00:20:31,319 The story stopped. 289 00:20:32,153 --> 00:20:33,926 No more story. 290 00:20:34,030 --> 00:20:35,907 But we're still here. 291 00:20:36,741 --> 00:20:38,723 The fire's still burning. 292 00:20:39,765 --> 00:20:42,373 It's still snowing. The wind's still blowing. 293 00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,440 Nothing has changed. 294 00:20:48,004 --> 00:20:50,298 Come on, cheer up, Doc. 295 00:20:50,402 --> 00:20:53,218 I've freed you from all this ridiculous nonsense. 296 00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:57,076 Now you can do other things with your powers. 297 00:20:57,181 --> 00:20:58,745 You can erm... 298 00:20:58,849 --> 00:21:00,830 I dunno, you can go shopping. 299 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,125 Have fun. 300 00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:08,443 You can learn a foreign language or... or go on a cruise. 301 00:21:15,013 --> 00:21:15,951 God! 302 00:21:16,056 --> 00:21:17,620 Damn it! 303 00:21:20,018 --> 00:21:21,895 A sign, a message. 304 00:21:23,877 --> 00:21:25,337 That bird was a messenger... 305 00:21:26,171 --> 00:21:29,091 from some distant place that we know nothing of. 306 00:21:30,968 --> 00:21:32,949 Oh, I see it all now, 307 00:21:33,888 --> 00:21:35,765 so clear. 308 00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:38,893 This has nothing to do with us here. 309 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:42,230 Somewhere in this world, right now, 310 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:44,837 someone else is telling a story. 311 00:21:44,942 --> 00:21:47,757 A different story a saga or romance, 312 00:21:47,862 --> 00:21:51,303 a tale of unforeseen death it doesn't matter. 313 00:21:51,407 --> 00:21:53,284 It's sustaining the universe. 314 00:21:55,161 --> 00:21:57,143 That's why we're still here. 315 00:21:59,124 --> 00:22:01,105 You can't stop stories being told. 316 00:22:02,253 --> 00:22:04,234 That's a weak hypothesis. 317 00:22:04,338 --> 00:22:06,320 I don't think so. 318 00:22:08,718 --> 00:22:12,159 Say, you're probably not a betting man, are you? 319 00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:14,036 What? 320 00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:17,582 And that was my first wager with the Devil. 321 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,422 You see, the very first of us to... 322 00:22:24,465 --> 00:22:28,323 ...attract 12 disciples would win the bet. 323 00:22:28,427 --> 00:22:30,409 His argument: 324 00:22:30,513 --> 00:22:34,476 The necessities of danger, of fear, of the fabled bliss of ignorance. 325 00:22:35,101 --> 00:22:36,666 Mine: 326 00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:40,628 The power of the imagination to transform and illuminate our lives. 327 00:22:42,714 --> 00:22:45,321 It was a hard fight but I won. 328 00:22:47,511 --> 00:22:48,971 My prize? 329 00:22:49,075 --> 00:22:53,247 The one thing I coveted most everlasting life. 330 00:22:54,811 --> 00:22:56,166 Huh. 331 00:22:56,271 --> 00:22:58,252 Everlasting torment. 332 00:23:00,651 --> 00:23:02,945 He tricked me. He let me win. 333 00:23:05,448 --> 00:23:07,429 He knew that times would change. 334 00:23:08,785 --> 00:23:11,913 And that one day, no-one would want my stories. 335 00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:15,354 This was the price of my arrogance. 336 00:23:17,857 --> 00:23:20,777 Forgotten, lost, alone. 337 00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:23,593 Desperate. 338 00:23:27,555 --> 00:23:29,120 We've stopped. 339 00:23:29,224 --> 00:23:31,205 Go on with your story. 340 00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:33,082 No, another time. 341 00:23:33,187 --> 00:23:35,585 Something's happened. You'd better go and see. 342 00:23:35,689 --> 00:23:39,965 Why do you always do this? You always stop in the middle of your stories. 343 00:23:54,043 --> 00:23:56,546 Valentina, come here. Valentina, come here. 344 00:23:56,650 --> 00:23:59,466 I just saw someone... someone dancing on the water. 345 00:24:01,343 --> 00:24:02,907 I swear. I swear. 346 00:24:03,741 --> 00:24:06,557 When the lightning flashed, there was a shadow... 347 00:24:07,183 --> 00:24:09,268 ...thrown from those pillars over there. 348 00:24:09,372 --> 00:24:11,771 Do you see that? Do you see the dancer? 349 00:24:11,875 --> 00:24:15,212 - Yeah, he's river dancing. - Yeah, he's river dancing. See that? 350 00:24:16,046 --> 00:24:18,028 That's someone hanging! 351 00:24:18,862 --> 00:24:20,843 He must be under this bridge. 352 00:24:20,948 --> 00:24:22,616 Hanging? 353 00:24:22,721 --> 00:24:24,180 Get a rope. 354 00:24:24,285 --> 00:24:26,683 If he's hanging by his neck, he's already got a rope. 355 00:24:26,788 --> 00:24:27,935 - Get a rope! - OK. 356 00:24:28,873 --> 00:24:31,793 Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly! Percy, Percy! Christ! 357 00:24:35,547 --> 00:24:37,320 All right, all right. 358 00:24:37,424 --> 00:24:39,927 OK, lower, lower, lower. All right. 359 00:24:40,761 --> 00:24:42,013 Stop, stop! 360 00:24:42,117 --> 00:24:43,994 Jesus. Agh. All right. OK. 361 00:24:44,098 --> 00:24:45,871 OK. OK. 362 00:24:45,975 --> 00:24:47,123 OK. 363 00:24:47,227 --> 00:24:48,895 No, I can't... I can't reach him. 364 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,981 Hold on, I'll swing you. 365 00:24:52,650 --> 00:24:54,631 I'm gonna swing you in. 366 00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:57,342 All right, try again. 367 00:24:59,324 --> 00:25:00,888 Whoaagh! 368 00:25:04,121 --> 00:25:06,102 Again, up. 369 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:09,126 Yes. 370 00:25:14,966 --> 00:25:16,217 I've got him. 371 00:25:16,322 --> 00:25:18,407 Oh, my God, what am I doing? Oh, my God! 372 00:25:19,450 --> 00:25:21,431 Sir, are you all right? 373 00:25:21,536 --> 00:25:23,413 OK, I've got you here. 374 00:25:24,143 --> 00:25:25,498 Get in there. 375 00:25:25,603 --> 00:25:28,627 OK, put your arms round me. Put your arms round me. Oh, jeez! 376 00:25:28,731 --> 00:25:29,982 OK. 377 00:25:30,087 --> 00:25:31,755 All right. 378 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,197 Come on. Stay with me, mate. 379 00:25:35,301 --> 00:25:37,178 Aarrghh! 380 00:25:38,012 --> 00:25:39,785 You've done it. Brilliant! 381 00:25:39,889 --> 00:25:41,975 - OK, pull him up. - Pull me up! 382 00:25:42,079 --> 00:25:43,748 Jesus Christ! 383 00:26:00,433 --> 00:26:02,206 Whoagh! 384 00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:04,917 - Are you OK? - Oh, God! 385 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:12,425 Why are you fishing dead people out of the river? 386 00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:14,511 Leave him be, for the love of God! 387 00:26:14,615 --> 00:26:15,762 He's dead! 388 00:26:15,867 --> 00:26:19,516 Let's get the hell out of here before the fuzz turns up. 389 00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:23,062 Anton, help me. 390 00:26:24,105 --> 00:26:27,338 - Help her. - All right, I've got him. 391 00:26:27,442 --> 00:26:29,110 Watch your head. 392 00:26:29,215 --> 00:26:31,196 Pull him this way. 393 00:26:34,846 --> 00:26:36,827 No, no, no, Val. It's not gonna work. 394 00:26:36,932 --> 00:26:38,809 It's not gonna work. Watch out. 395 00:26:38,913 --> 00:26:40,999 You don't know where he's been, anyway. 396 00:26:41,103 --> 00:26:43,084 Ready? All clear? 397 00:26:44,231 --> 00:26:45,066 Ohh! 398 00:26:46,213 --> 00:26:47,464 Oh! 399 00:26:47,568 --> 00:26:49,550 - He's alive! - He was. 400 00:26:54,451 --> 00:26:56,432 What on earth is that? 401 00:26:57,371 --> 00:26:59,352 - We'll put him in the trunk. - But... 402 00:26:59,456 --> 00:27:01,334 - What? - The boss said leave him. 403 00:27:01,438 --> 00:27:03,315 He thought he was dead. Come on. 404 00:27:13,013 --> 00:27:14,995 No, no, no. I don't like this. 405 00:27:15,099 --> 00:27:17,497 This just doesn't... It's none of our business. 406 00:27:17,602 --> 00:27:20,626 What do you suggest, that we leave him on the side of the road? 407 00:27:20,730 --> 00:27:22,711 Definitely. Let's go. 408 00:27:22,816 --> 00:27:24,171 All right. 409 00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:26,257 Careful. 410 00:27:26,361 --> 00:27:28,343 - Anton, come on! - Percy! 411 00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:30,428 Percy, you dropped these. 412 00:27:31,471 --> 00:27:32,827 Giddy up! 413 00:27:32,931 --> 00:27:34,912 Val! Val, come on! 414 00:27:35,747 --> 00:27:37,728 Jump up. 415 00:28:31,225 --> 00:28:32,685 Hey, you! 416 00:28:32,789 --> 00:28:35,813 I suppose somebody saves your life every day of the week. 417 00:28:35,917 --> 00:28:37,482 What? 418 00:28:37,586 --> 00:28:39,984 Is it too much of a bother for a mere thank you? 419 00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:42,696 Who are you? 420 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:47,701 Percival St Antoine della Touraine et Sansepolcro da Piemonte III. 421 00:28:48,431 --> 00:28:51,768 And if that seems too difficult, you can call me Percy. 422 00:28:51,873 --> 00:28:53,333 Where the hell are we? 423 00:28:53,437 --> 00:28:57,921 Geographically speaking, in the northern hemisphere, socially, on the margins, 424 00:28:58,025 --> 00:29:00,007 and narratively, with some way to go. 425 00:29:00,945 --> 00:29:02,614 And your name is? 426 00:29:02,718 --> 00:29:04,282 Uh... 427 00:29:06,368 --> 00:29:08,036 I can't remember. 428 00:29:08,141 --> 00:29:09,913 That's frigging handy! 429 00:29:10,018 --> 00:29:11,999 Any credit cards? 430 00:29:12,103 --> 00:29:13,772 Are you trying to rob me? 431 00:29:13,876 --> 00:29:15,440 What are you doing? 432 00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:17,526 With your name on them. 433 00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:19,612 Oh, right, er... 434 00:29:20,654 --> 00:29:23,470 Where's my wallet? Where's my phone? What have you done with it? 435 00:29:23,574 --> 00:29:25,556 - Don't look at us. - Who are you? 436 00:29:25,660 --> 00:29:27,850 He doesn't remember. 437 00:29:27,954 --> 00:29:32,751 Listen, er... whoever you people are, and whatever it is you get up to, 438 00:29:33,585 --> 00:29:35,150 I'm cool with it. 439 00:29:35,254 --> 00:29:37,444 I won't tell anyone about it and er... 440 00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:40,155 I'm gonna go now, all right? 441 00:29:50,896 --> 00:29:53,086 It's probably for you. 442 00:29:54,963 --> 00:29:56,319 Oh. 443 00:29:56,945 --> 00:29:58,926 Here's my phone. 444 00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:00,699 There you are. 445 00:30:01,324 --> 00:30:03,306 What are you doing? What are you doing? 446 00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:13,734 Pity. 447 00:30:13,838 --> 00:30:15,403 I speak Russian. 448 00:30:17,384 --> 00:30:19,052 Oh, hello. 449 00:30:19,887 --> 00:30:21,764 Are you all right? 450 00:30:22,911 --> 00:30:24,579 Yeah. 451 00:30:24,684 --> 00:30:26,665 Yeah, it's just I feel... 452 00:30:26,769 --> 00:30:30,106 I think I need a place to gather my thoughts for a little bit. 453 00:30:30,211 --> 00:30:31,879 Sorry, mate. Sorry, mate. 454 00:30:31,983 --> 00:30:33,965 Thank you for that but you can't stay. 455 00:30:34,069 --> 00:30:35,425 Why not? 456 00:30:35,529 --> 00:30:37,406 What do you mean? Look at him. 457 00:30:37,510 --> 00:30:39,492 We... We don't know who he is. 458 00:30:39,596 --> 00:30:41,264 We don't know what he's done. 459 00:30:41,369 --> 00:30:43,559 Listen, I haven't done anything, mate. 460 00:30:43,663 --> 00:30:45,227 - All right? - Oh, right. 461 00:30:45,331 --> 00:30:49,294 I understand where you're coming from, but understand where I'm coming from. 462 00:30:49,398 --> 00:30:52,527 I don't know my name. You know, I don't know how I got here. 463 00:30:52,631 --> 00:30:56,802 I don't know who you are or who she is, and I certainly don't know what that is. 464 00:30:56,907 --> 00:30:58,367 You know? 465 00:30:58,471 --> 00:31:01,495 The last thing I remember is being whacked in the head, 466 00:31:01,599 --> 00:31:05,771 waking up in that box, in the back of this... whatever the hell this thing is. 467 00:31:05,875 --> 00:31:07,752 And I just... I just... 468 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,603 Oh, my head! 469 00:31:27,774 --> 00:31:29,443 What the hell's going on here? 470 00:31:31,216 --> 00:31:33,197 I told you to leave him. He was dead. 471 00:31:33,301 --> 00:31:35,074 Well, he isn't and we didn't. 472 00:31:35,178 --> 00:31:37,472 We found him hanging under the bridge, sir. 473 00:31:37,577 --> 00:31:39,141 - Hanging? - Yeah. 474 00:31:39,245 --> 00:31:42,374 By his neck till dead, if we had any sense. 475 00:31:42,478 --> 00:31:44,772 We found these in his pockets. Two of these. 476 00:31:48,214 --> 00:31:50,195 The Hanged Man. 477 00:31:51,133 --> 00:31:53,219 Scrumpy, get out of my way. 478 00:31:57,078 --> 00:31:57,912 No. 479 00:31:58,016 --> 00:31:59,997 Signs are all clear. 480 00:32:01,457 --> 00:32:03,439 And those marks! 481 00:32:03,543 --> 00:32:05,733 - I recognise them. - What marks? 482 00:32:05,837 --> 00:32:08,757 You've been sent by Mr Nick, haven't you? 483 00:32:08,861 --> 00:32:11,781 - Mr Nick? - I knew it. You know his name. 484 00:32:11,886 --> 00:32:12,616 No. 485 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,014 He's got a proposition for me, hasn't he? 486 00:32:15,118 --> 00:32:16,995 A new wager, perhaps, 487 00:32:18,038 --> 00:32:19,915 or another twist in the game? 488 00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:22,210 He can't help himself, can he? 489 00:32:23,148 --> 00:32:25,755 Thank God! Thank God for that! 490 00:32:31,386 --> 00:32:33,472 Dad says you should work. 491 00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:35,558 Help focus your mind. 492 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:38,269 I don't know, it might bring your memory back. 493 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:41,293 Ah, here we are. Try this. 494 00:32:41,397 --> 00:32:43,066 Thanks. 495 00:32:51,096 --> 00:32:52,973 You can help out front. 496 00:32:53,077 --> 00:32:55,371 Sell tickets or something like that. 497 00:32:57,457 --> 00:32:59,125 What do you think? 498 00:32:59,230 --> 00:33:00,585 Hm? 499 00:33:02,358 --> 00:33:03,818 OK. 500 00:33:07,572 --> 00:33:09,554 So... no name 501 00:33:09,658 --> 00:33:11,535 and now no face? 502 00:33:12,369 --> 00:33:14,142 The mystery thickens. 503 00:33:14,246 --> 00:33:16,228 Get your grubby hands... 504 00:33:17,688 --> 00:33:19,565 All right. That's not necessary. 505 00:33:19,669 --> 00:33:22,067 - Valentina, we got a problem. - So strange. 506 00:33:22,172 --> 00:33:24,049 Just a complete blank, you know. 507 00:33:24,153 --> 00:33:26,343 I can dress myself. 508 00:33:26,447 --> 00:33:28,324 Let me go, I said! 509 00:33:29,576 --> 00:33:30,931 Let me go! 510 00:33:35,624 --> 00:33:38,127 Ow. Hey, come on. 511 00:33:38,231 --> 00:33:40,212 Doctor. 512 00:33:41,881 --> 00:33:43,758 Oh, God, he's gonna be sick. 513 00:33:45,009 --> 00:33:45,844 Aha! 514 00:33:45,948 --> 00:33:48,138 Is your memory less impaired? 515 00:33:48,242 --> 00:33:50,119 Is it all coming back to you now? 516 00:33:50,224 --> 00:33:51,684 What? 517 00:33:52,518 --> 00:33:55,646 Ah, you're bloody useless. You're a flaming disaster. 518 00:33:55,751 --> 00:33:57,628 You can't go on. You're drunk. 519 00:33:57,732 --> 00:34:00,860 I'm not drunk! I'm grumpy... Scrumpy. 520 00:34:04,093 --> 00:34:05,449 Er... 521 00:34:08,681 --> 00:34:10,871 L-L-Ladies and gentlemen, 522 00:34:10,976 --> 00:34:12,957 raise your sights for one night only. 523 00:34:13,061 --> 00:34:14,730 Encounter... 524 00:34:14,834 --> 00:34:16,711 Percy, where's George gone? 525 00:34:16,815 --> 00:34:20,048 ...the majesty, the beauty, the miracle that's in each... 526 00:34:20,153 --> 00:34:22,968 Anton, where's George? 527 00:34:23,072 --> 00:34:25,575 Who... Who's George? 528 00:34:25,679 --> 00:34:27,661 I thought we should give him a name. 529 00:34:28,704 --> 00:34:30,581 All right, that's cute. 530 00:34:30,685 --> 00:34:35,273 Saint George, in fact. To be precise. Well, hello there, darling. 531 00:34:35,378 --> 00:34:38,923 Oh, that's a lovely scarf. It matches those lovely eyes of yours. 532 00:34:39,966 --> 00:34:43,199 Well, actually, I'm here to sell a show. Want to see a magic show? 533 00:34:43,303 --> 00:34:45,389 Thank God for that. Not a single customer. 534 00:34:45,493 --> 00:34:47,370 - I'm closing up. - Let's do that. 535 00:34:47,474 --> 00:34:49,977 He's never not done a show before. 536 00:34:54,148 --> 00:34:56,026 - All right. - N-n-n-no. 537 00:34:56,130 --> 00:34:58,111 No, what are you doing? 538 00:34:58,215 --> 00:35:00,718 I'm doing my job, mate. Now, come on, do yours. 539 00:35:00,823 --> 00:35:04,577 Do yours. Go juggle. You're doing your thing, you look beautiful. 540 00:35:04,681 --> 00:35:07,184 OK. Ladies and... 541 00:35:07,288 --> 00:35:08,852 Well, ladies. 542 00:35:08,957 --> 00:35:14,275 I am very proud to present to you the one, the only, the extraordinary... 543 00:35:14,379 --> 00:35:16,361 Doctor Parnassus. 544 00:35:16,465 --> 00:35:20,428 I'm a little teapot short and stout 545 00:35:20,532 --> 00:35:23,452 Here's my handle and here's my spout... 546 00:35:23,556 --> 00:35:25,537 Urgh! 547 00:35:26,163 --> 00:35:27,727 Dad? 548 00:35:27,832 --> 00:35:29,709 This man is drunk! 549 00:35:29,813 --> 00:35:32,003 - Dead drunk! - Oh, that's disgraceful! 550 00:35:32,107 --> 00:35:34,297 - He's not drunk. - No, he's not. He's... 551 00:35:34,401 --> 00:35:36,383 - Got a bad cold. - And you know what? 552 00:35:36,487 --> 00:35:39,720 Despite that, he still went on, for his audience, for you... 553 00:35:39,824 --> 00:35:42,848 at considerable risk for his health. 554 00:35:42,952 --> 00:35:46,811 And I think that is worthy of a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen. 555 00:35:46,915 --> 00:35:49,105 - What a man. - We want our money back. 556 00:35:49,209 --> 00:35:50,669 Every penny. 557 00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:52,651 Well, you... 558 00:35:53,694 --> 00:35:56,405 All right, listen. You can have your money back. 559 00:35:57,135 --> 00:35:58,908 I understand, but I... Listen. 560 00:35:59,012 --> 00:36:01,619 To tell you the truth, the Doctor's daughter... 561 00:36:01,723 --> 00:36:03,913 I know she looks pretty but she ain't... 562 00:36:04,747 --> 00:36:06,729 She's pretty sick, see? 563 00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:08,710 She needs surgery. 564 00:36:08,814 --> 00:36:12,256 So we're trying to scrounge all we can get. Otherwise she's gonna... 565 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,280 That's what all this is about to try and get money for her. 566 00:36:16,427 --> 00:36:18,304 Do you understand? I mean... 567 00:36:19,868 --> 00:36:21,850 How about this? 568 00:36:21,954 --> 00:36:24,770 We'll give you a free ticket no, two free tickets 569 00:36:24,874 --> 00:36:26,855 if you buy another one at half price. 570 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,254 Er... this offer's only available today. 571 00:36:31,965 --> 00:36:33,842 All right, go on. 572 00:36:36,449 --> 00:36:38,431 - What? - Oh, nothing. 573 00:36:39,473 --> 00:36:42,706 This offer is only available today. 574 00:36:46,356 --> 00:36:48,337 - He took all that? - Yeah. 575 00:36:48,442 --> 00:36:50,423 Have you ever seen so much? 576 00:36:50,527 --> 00:36:53,551 That is what lying through your teeth can get you. 577 00:36:53,656 --> 00:36:55,637 Come on, Anton. 578 00:36:55,741 --> 00:36:58,766 How was he to know that we're not gonna be here tomorrow? 579 00:37:00,643 --> 00:37:02,415 Hey, maybe my birthday won't be so bad. 580 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,397 Yeah, maybe it won't, actually. 581 00:37:04,501 --> 00:37:07,942 Maybe with George here, maybe you could get out of this dump. 582 00:37:09,819 --> 00:37:11,697 Go find your ideal home. 583 00:37:14,616 --> 00:37:15,972 Anton. 584 00:37:17,641 --> 00:37:20,352 George! Wrong end of the horse, mate. 585 00:37:20,456 --> 00:37:22,438 What's the... 586 00:37:32,762 --> 00:37:35,056 I should be dead. 587 00:37:44,128 --> 00:37:46,527 You know, you shouldn't drink. 588 00:37:46,631 --> 00:37:49,030 It just flat out doesn't agree with you. 589 00:37:49,134 --> 00:37:51,637 You are so right. 590 00:37:51,741 --> 00:37:53,618 You? 591 00:37:53,722 --> 00:37:55,495 Oh, shit. 592 00:37:55,599 --> 00:37:59,041 Oh, well, what do you want from me this time? I'll do anything. 593 00:37:59,145 --> 00:38:00,501 I know you will. 594 00:38:00,605 --> 00:38:03,942 By the way, your man lost his memory. 595 00:38:04,046 --> 00:38:05,819 Bloody useless. 596 00:38:05,923 --> 00:38:08,217 - He's not my man. - What? 597 00:38:08,322 --> 00:38:12,284 No. He's a little toerag named Tony Shepherd. 598 00:38:14,057 --> 00:38:16,143 Just tidying up. 599 00:38:16,247 --> 00:38:18,228 He runs a big charity. 600 00:38:18,958 --> 00:38:20,314 I don't trust him. 601 00:38:21,044 --> 00:38:25,528 - But you don't trust me either, do you? - Oh, just tell me what you want. 602 00:38:25,633 --> 00:38:28,031 I just thought that last night when you were so upset 603 00:38:28,135 --> 00:38:30,638 that you could maybe use a little glimmer of hope. 604 00:38:30,742 --> 00:38:34,392 Maybe you could use a little bet. 605 00:38:34,496 --> 00:38:36,478 What? 606 00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:38,042 It's over, it's over. Finito. 607 00:38:38,146 --> 00:38:41,588 Oh, come on, it's never over. 608 00:38:42,318 --> 00:38:46,072 Come on, what have you got to lose? Look, you could end up winning. 609 00:38:46,176 --> 00:38:48,157 You could save her. 610 00:38:50,556 --> 00:38:52,642 What do you say? First to five souls? 611 00:38:53,684 --> 00:38:55,561 - First to five? - Yeah. 612 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,021 No tricks? 613 00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:58,794 - No. - No, no cheating? 614 00:38:58,898 --> 00:38:59,837 No cheating. 615 00:38:59,941 --> 00:39:01,401 I'd say yes. Deal. 616 00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:04,113 God, I love a betting man. 617 00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:06,303 OK, by her birthday, then. 618 00:39:06,407 --> 00:39:08,910 That's in two days, you bastard. 619 00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:11,517 Do you have any idea what rotten business we're doing? 620 00:39:11,621 --> 00:39:14,332 Things are gonna pick up. Sure as eggs is eggs. 621 00:39:14,437 --> 00:39:16,626 - Yeah. - OK. 622 00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:21,841 - First one to five souls wins. - I'll kill you, you son of a bitch. 623 00:39:21,945 --> 00:39:23,926 Now that I'd like to see. 624 00:39:24,656 --> 00:39:26,638 Wait! 625 00:39:29,870 --> 00:39:31,226 Oh! 626 00:39:40,298 --> 00:39:42,280 Damn phone. 627 00:39:46,138 --> 00:39:48,120 - Morning, Val. - Hi, George. 628 00:39:54,794 --> 00:39:56,671 Scrumpy? 629 00:39:58,235 --> 00:39:59,174 Scrumpy? 630 00:40:01,051 --> 00:40:02,928 Oh... 631 00:40:07,203 --> 00:40:08,142 Oh. 632 00:40:08,246 --> 00:40:09,810 Good lord. 633 00:40:09,915 --> 00:40:11,375 Good lord. 634 00:40:12,626 --> 00:40:14,503 Food, food. We got food. 635 00:40:14,607 --> 00:40:18,674 We got bread. We got cheese. We got vegetables. 636 00:40:18,779 --> 00:40:21,490 And we got... this thing. Whatever this thing is. 637 00:40:21,594 --> 00:40:24,201 It's all your fault we're eating so well today. 638 00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:27,121 Know how to pluck? 639 00:40:28,060 --> 00:40:29,832 Is that... is that... Bertie? 640 00:40:29,937 --> 00:40:32,127 George thought doves would be better. 641 00:40:32,231 --> 00:40:33,587 - Pluck it. - Pluck it? 642 00:40:33,691 --> 00:40:35,359 - Yeah. - How? 643 00:40:35,464 --> 00:40:36,298 Here. 644 00:40:36,402 --> 00:40:38,279 That was my best trick. 645 00:40:40,156 --> 00:40:41,512 Five souls in two days, huh? 646 00:40:41,616 --> 00:40:44,536 Put a sock in it. I'm trying to think. 647 00:40:45,475 --> 00:40:49,020 He's been sent to us for a reason. I know it. 648 00:40:49,646 --> 00:40:52,045 - Cards don't lie. - No? 649 00:41:09,564 --> 00:41:12,484 Pardonnez-moi. Monsieur Saint George. 650 00:41:13,735 --> 00:41:15,821 Oh, I worry about you. 651 00:41:15,925 --> 00:41:18,428 Not knowing who you are. 652 00:41:18,532 --> 00:41:23,016 It must be extremement difficile pour vous, n'est-ce pas? 653 00:41:23,121 --> 00:41:26,353 Yeah, it really is. It's confusing at times. 654 00:41:26,458 --> 00:41:28,126 - I may be able to help you. - Really? 655 00:41:28,335 --> 00:41:30,003 Yes. You see this contraption here? 656 00:41:30,107 --> 00:41:31,985 Do the honours, Percy. 657 00:41:32,089 --> 00:41:35,113 Yes. Now, if you don't mind placing it on your head. 658 00:41:35,217 --> 00:41:37,512 - That's it. Now, you see these wires? - Yes. 659 00:41:37,616 --> 00:41:40,223 Just hold on to that. That's right. 660 00:41:40,327 --> 00:41:41,787 - All right. - That's right, now. 661 00:41:41,891 --> 00:41:45,854 Now, I just want you to relax. And just think of nothing. 662 00:41:45,958 --> 00:41:47,835 That's not gonna be hard considering... 663 00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:49,817 - Shut it! - I beg your pardon? 664 00:41:49,921 --> 00:41:52,215 Your mouth. Don't breathe. 665 00:41:52,424 --> 00:41:53,988 - Hold your breath. - Seriously? 666 00:41:54,092 --> 00:41:58,264 Just let the energy flow. Let it wax and wane. 667 00:41:58,368 --> 00:42:00,036 Think of the earth, the ocean... 668 00:42:03,373 --> 00:42:05,563 That's very good. Very good, very good. 669 00:42:06,502 --> 00:42:08,588 Yes. I need a name. 670 00:42:08,692 --> 00:42:11,195 I need a name. Huh? 671 00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:13,802 Yes, I have a name. 672 00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:14,532 Shepherd. 673 00:42:15,679 --> 00:42:17,660 Anthony Shepherd. 674 00:42:18,077 --> 00:42:20,059 They call you Tony. 675 00:42:23,813 --> 00:42:25,794 That was exhausting. 676 00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:31,947 You used to do good works, I understand. 677 00:42:32,051 --> 00:42:35,909 Erm... something about a charity, 678 00:42:36,014 --> 00:42:37,891 I think. 679 00:42:41,124 --> 00:42:43,522 Yes. Erm... 680 00:42:44,356 --> 00:42:46,338 Tony Shepherd... 681 00:42:47,485 --> 00:42:49,779 It rings a bell for sure. 682 00:42:49,883 --> 00:42:52,073 Wow. This... 683 00:42:52,595 --> 00:42:54,576 This... this... It really works. 684 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,557 You erm... 685 00:42:56,662 --> 00:43:01,041 Is there anything else you discovered when you were doing your "ums"...? 686 00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:02,501 Well, I mean... 687 00:43:02,606 --> 00:43:05,004 You must understand this is an ancient technique. 688 00:43:05,108 --> 00:43:08,445 - Right. - I'm extremely rusty, I'm afraid. 689 00:43:10,948 --> 00:43:13,451 No. There was absolutely nothing else. 690 00:43:13,555 --> 00:43:14,911 No. 691 00:43:18,352 --> 00:43:20,334 Well, it's fascinating stuff. 692 00:43:20,438 --> 00:43:23,775 It really is, I must say. I mean, can I take this off now? 693 00:43:23,879 --> 00:43:25,756 - Yes. - Is that all right? 694 00:43:25,861 --> 00:43:29,615 - I mean, thank you very much. - No, no. Not at all. Not at all. 695 00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:31,596 Bless you. I have a name. 696 00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:33,577 Charity work? 697 00:43:33,682 --> 00:43:34,829 Cool. 698 00:43:34,933 --> 00:43:37,749 So what was he doing dangling by his neck under the bridge? 699 00:43:37,853 --> 00:43:39,417 Percy! 700 00:43:39,522 --> 00:43:42,129 Is that rude? Did I put my foot in it? 701 00:43:43,797 --> 00:43:47,447 No, it's erm... so strange. It's horrible, you know? 702 00:43:47,551 --> 00:43:50,158 I just... Everything is just a complete blank. 703 00:43:50,367 --> 00:43:52,661 You know? But as the good doctor said, I... 704 00:43:52,765 --> 00:43:55,998 I was involved in some sort of charity. I do remember that. 705 00:43:56,102 --> 00:43:57,979 There you go. Plucked. 706 00:43:58,084 --> 00:44:02,359 I mean, what a fool I must have been, you know, to think that I could have... 707 00:44:02,464 --> 00:44:05,071 you know, changed the world. 708 00:44:05,175 --> 00:44:08,408 That I could have made a difference. You know, given people hope, eh? 709 00:44:09,346 --> 00:44:13,205 I mean, what an arrogant idiot I must have... 710 00:44:13,309 --> 00:44:15,603 Hey! What's that? Can I have a look at that? 711 00:44:15,707 --> 00:44:19,357 - What is that you've got? - It's Beethoven, Ode To Joy. 712 00:44:19,462 --> 00:44:21,860 No, not the song, mate. The pipe. 713 00:44:21,964 --> 00:44:23,946 - Oh... - I think it belongs to me. 714 00:44:24,884 --> 00:44:26,866 - Really? You think...? - Yeah. 715 00:44:26,970 --> 00:44:30,620 How do you... how do you know that? You remembered you're a musician. 716 00:44:30,724 --> 00:44:33,540 Yeah, it's a day of remembering. Can I please have it back? 717 00:44:33,644 --> 00:44:34,895 - Are you sure? - Yes. 718 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,460 You're sure this is yours? 719 00:44:36,564 --> 00:44:38,858 - Positive, mate. - How can you be sure? 720 00:44:38,962 --> 00:44:41,569 I just know these things. Can I have it back, please? 721 00:44:41,674 --> 00:44:43,446 Yeah. All right, then. Here you go. 722 00:44:46,783 --> 00:44:48,243 - Er... - Er... 723 00:44:48,348 --> 00:44:49,703 Yeah. 724 00:44:49,808 --> 00:44:51,059 - Yeah... - All right. 725 00:44:51,163 --> 00:44:53,770 - I don't know where it's gone. - It's very funny, isn't it? 726 00:44:53,875 --> 00:44:55,856 Can I have my pipe back? It means a lot to me. 727 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,046 - Yeah, I understand. - It's a very special pipe. 728 00:44:58,150 --> 00:45:01,070 I don't quite know... OK, sorry. Got it, got it. Sorry. 729 00:45:01,174 --> 00:45:02,426 There you go. Take it. 730 00:45:02,530 --> 00:45:04,407 - Sorry, sorry. - Thanks. 731 00:45:05,971 --> 00:45:08,683 Listen, this isn't funny, mate. That pipe means a lot to me. 732 00:45:08,787 --> 00:45:10,664 - All right? - It's a little bit funny. 733 00:45:10,768 --> 00:45:13,167 - No, it's not. Get my pipe back. - All right. 734 00:45:13,271 --> 00:45:15,252 Let me just look around. 735 00:45:15,982 --> 00:45:17,547 What is it doing in a teapot? 736 00:45:17,651 --> 00:45:19,528 That's what I want to know. 737 00:45:19,632 --> 00:45:21,614 - What is it doing in a teapot? - I don't know. 738 00:45:22,448 --> 00:45:24,429 - Now, thank you very much. - OK. 739 00:45:24,534 --> 00:45:27,245 - All right. I'm just mucking about. - All right. 740 00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:29,748 Right! Now you go fetch that thing. 741 00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:31,625 - No, I'm not kidding. Get that thing. - OK. 742 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,398 - I'm gonna get it. - Right now. 743 00:45:33,502 --> 00:45:35,692 All right. Just chill out. Just chill out. 744 00:45:35,796 --> 00:45:36,526 There. 745 00:45:37,673 --> 00:45:39,133 Anton. Enough. 746 00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:42,053 I'm sorry. I'm playing around, trying to bond. 747 00:45:42,157 --> 00:45:43,721 Thanks, darling. 748 00:45:43,826 --> 00:45:45,807 Just trying to bond. 749 00:45:48,101 --> 00:45:49,248 OK. 750 00:45:49,353 --> 00:45:51,751 - That was fun! - Yeah. Funny, funny. 751 00:45:54,254 --> 00:45:57,070 We'll take this one to the back. 752 00:45:57,174 --> 00:46:00,094 I'm worried about Anton. What's eating him? 753 00:46:00,198 --> 00:46:02,388 He's in love with Valentina. 754 00:46:02,492 --> 00:46:04,369 In love? Who gave him permission? 755 00:46:04,578 --> 00:46:06,664 - It happens. - The little snake. 756 00:46:06,768 --> 00:46:11,982 Take him from the streets and that's the thanks I get. I'll skin him alive. 757 00:46:12,086 --> 00:46:14,172 While you're at it, there's the other one. 758 00:46:14,276 --> 00:46:16,257 - The other one? - The rattlesnake. 759 00:46:16,362 --> 00:46:18,656 - The forgetful cobra. - Oh, Tony? 760 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,576 - Tony's another kettle of fish. - Is he? 761 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:25,330 Yes, he's ambitious, energetic. A man of destiny. 762 00:46:25,434 --> 00:46:28,563 - And he'll help us win. - I think he just might. 763 00:46:29,606 --> 00:46:33,047 - Scrumpy sees some good in him. - She's better off with Anton. 764 00:46:33,151 --> 00:46:35,028 Perhaps I should offer her hand 765 00:46:35,133 --> 00:46:38,365 to whoever helps us win the next five souls. 766 00:46:39,825 --> 00:46:43,579 That's an even worse idea than all the other bad ones you've had today. 767 00:46:43,684 --> 00:46:47,646 You're not wrong, you're not wrong. Neither of them is worthy of her. 768 00:46:47,855 --> 00:46:49,732 You're never wrong, are you? 769 00:46:49,836 --> 00:46:52,965 Percy. What would I do without you? 770 00:46:53,069 --> 00:46:55,572 - Get a midget. - What? 771 00:46:55,676 --> 00:46:58,387 You know, short fellow. A little taller than I am. 772 00:46:58,492 --> 00:47:00,995 Short legs, short feet, big head. Runs kind of funny. 773 00:47:01,099 --> 00:47:02,976 Yes, I know, I know. 774 00:47:05,270 --> 00:47:09,337 Doctor Parnassus... as old as the universe itself. 775 00:47:09,441 --> 00:47:11,527 - Versed in... - Ah, evening, smokers. 776 00:47:11,631 --> 00:47:14,760 Hello, hello, hello. How's your night tonight? Is it good? 777 00:47:14,864 --> 00:47:17,680 Is it all right? Had a few pints? 778 00:47:17,784 --> 00:47:19,661 - Let the mind... - Is he OK? 779 00:47:19,765 --> 00:47:21,642 ...of the great Dr Parnassus... 780 00:47:25,397 --> 00:47:27,899 What are you doing, sniffing about like that? 781 00:47:28,004 --> 00:47:31,132 We must concentrate tonight. Everything depends on it. 782 00:47:41,977 --> 00:47:45,940 Let the great mind... of this doctor... 783 00:47:46,044 --> 00:47:48,756 ...transport you... 784 00:47:50,111 --> 00:47:52,510 ...to the world of your imagination. 785 00:47:53,970 --> 00:47:57,515 You, my dear, I see having a very special destiny. 786 00:47:57,620 --> 00:48:00,852 Procrastinate no longer, you stupid ponce. 787 00:48:01,895 --> 00:48:03,147 Procrastinate no longer. 788 00:48:03,251 --> 00:48:05,649 Oh, no, no, no, a singer. I bet you have the voice... 789 00:48:05,754 --> 00:48:07,944 - Hi there! ...of an angel. 790 00:48:08,048 --> 00:48:11,593 Don't you, now? Now, come on, trust me, you're gonna love this experience. 791 00:48:11,698 --> 00:48:13,783 Hey, what are you doing? 792 00:48:13,888 --> 00:48:16,495 Taking you to the heart of your imagination. 793 00:48:16,599 --> 00:48:18,893 Oh, my God. No way. 794 00:48:18,997 --> 00:48:20,979 Trust me, you will not regret this. 795 00:48:21,083 --> 00:48:22,752 - Go for it, Sal. - Yeah, go for it, Sal. 796 00:48:22,856 --> 00:48:26,089 - Only if she comes too. - Now you're talking. 797 00:48:26,193 --> 00:48:29,217 - I can't do two at the same time. - Are you crazy, kid? Go for it. 798 00:48:29,321 --> 00:48:32,346 - Well, I'm not going on my own. - We'll do it together. 799 00:48:32,450 --> 00:48:35,161 - Together. Good idea. - Are you crazy? 800 00:48:35,265 --> 00:48:38,081 Two imaginations in there at the same time? 801 00:48:39,645 --> 00:48:41,731 Oh, no, no, no. Ladies, ladies, ladies. 802 00:48:41,835 --> 00:48:43,608 One at a time's fine, you see. 803 00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:47,049 When there are two, the stronger imagination will overcome the weaker 804 00:48:47,154 --> 00:48:48,926 and you have no idea what might happen. 805 00:48:49,031 --> 00:48:52,785 - That's really stupid. - One alone is safe. Follow me. 806 00:48:52,889 --> 00:48:54,766 - Enjoy yourselves. - Let go! 807 00:48:55,392 --> 00:48:57,895 - Wait, Anton. Anton! - Have no fear. 808 00:48:57,999 --> 00:48:59,772 Put me down! 809 00:48:59,876 --> 00:49:02,170 She doesn't want to do it on her own. 810 00:49:02,275 --> 00:49:05,507 Your friend is about to have a life-changing experience. 811 00:49:05,612 --> 00:49:07,384 - Put me down! - Pillock. 812 00:49:07,489 --> 00:49:08,636 - No! - What are you doing? 813 00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:11,243 We've got a customer. 814 00:49:11,347 --> 00:49:13,954 Oh, here we go! 815 00:49:14,058 --> 00:49:15,414 Dad. Father. 816 00:49:15,936 --> 00:49:17,291 - Ooh! - Sal! 817 00:49:18,334 --> 00:49:20,732 Sal! Get off me! Sal! 818 00:49:24,382 --> 00:49:25,634 Dave! Dave! 819 00:49:25,738 --> 00:49:28,345 - Don't shoot the messenger. - Sal's in there! 820 00:49:28,449 --> 00:49:30,431 Get back! Get back! 821 00:49:43,049 --> 00:49:44,405 Wait. Wait! 822 00:49:52,017 --> 00:49:53,790 Tony! 823 00:49:58,900 --> 00:50:00,777 Come here, you! 824 00:50:02,758 --> 00:50:04,218 Get off! 825 00:50:08,077 --> 00:50:09,954 Come back! 826 00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:13,082 Wa-argh! 827 00:50:26,326 --> 00:50:28,203 Hi there. 828 00:50:37,693 --> 00:50:39,674 Ow! 829 00:50:40,404 --> 00:50:41,655 Shit. 830 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,845 What were you thinking? 831 00:50:43,950 --> 00:50:45,931 Look what you've done. 832 00:50:47,599 --> 00:50:49,789 Jesus. 833 00:50:49,894 --> 00:50:51,666 - Leave us alone. - I'm trying to help. 834 00:50:51,771 --> 00:50:53,544 Get out of here. 835 00:50:53,648 --> 00:50:55,733 - Leave! - First to five. 836 00:50:55,838 --> 00:50:57,819 First to five. 837 00:50:58,966 --> 00:51:02,616 - First to five. One down. First to five. - Ssh. It's OK. 838 00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:05,015 Get up. We've gotta keep moving. 839 00:51:05,119 --> 00:51:08,456 - I know. It's all right. It's fixable. - Look, all the homeless guys. 840 00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,959 - They'll eat our food. - All right. Let's do this. 841 00:51:11,063 --> 00:51:13,774 - Jesus Christ! - What are you doing? 842 00:51:13,879 --> 00:51:15,651 - I'm helping. - You made a mess. 843 00:51:15,756 --> 00:51:17,841 - What? I'm... - Get out of here. Come on. 844 00:51:17,946 --> 00:51:20,553 - Percy, Percy... - You're not helping. Get up. 845 00:51:20,657 --> 00:51:23,577 - All right, all right. All right! I'm gone. - Go away. 846 00:51:34,526 --> 00:51:37,238 Why don't you just claim it all on insurance? 847 00:51:37,342 --> 00:51:40,158 - Bugger off! - All right. I was just asking. 848 00:51:43,703 --> 00:51:46,206 Oh, God. 849 00:51:48,083 --> 00:51:50,273 That was quite an interesting crowd, wasn't it? 850 00:51:50,377 --> 00:51:52,254 Just leave me alone, mate. 851 00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:57,468 Hey, Val is a little worried about you, mate. 852 00:51:57,573 --> 00:52:01,640 And she wanted me to have a little chat with you about what happened today, 853 00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:04,977 with the young lady behind the mirror. 854 00:52:08,731 --> 00:52:11,338 Erm... What are you suggesting, mate? 855 00:52:13,111 --> 00:52:16,031 Anton, you can tell me, mate. We all heard her screaming. 856 00:52:16,135 --> 00:52:18,742 I was screaming as well. 857 00:52:18,846 --> 00:52:21,036 - It was terrifying. - It was terrifying? 858 00:52:21,140 --> 00:52:23,852 - I don't understand. - Well, you wouldn't, would you? 859 00:52:23,956 --> 00:52:26,459 You haven't been inside the Doctor's mind, have you? 860 00:52:26,563 --> 00:52:29,587 - No, I haven't. - No. Yeah, you, you, my friend, 861 00:52:29,692 --> 00:52:31,673 you probably think it's a some kind of scam. 862 00:52:31,777 --> 00:52:33,237 Well, ain't it? 863 00:52:33,341 --> 00:52:35,323 Oh, no. 864 00:52:36,574 --> 00:52:38,660 No, it's not. 865 00:52:38,764 --> 00:52:42,518 I wouldn't, I wouldn't... I wouldn't expect you to understand. 866 00:52:43,144 --> 00:52:44,917 Not in a million years. 867 00:52:45,021 --> 00:52:48,984 Right, so if Dr Parnassus can really control people's minds, 868 00:52:49,088 --> 00:52:51,174 then why isn't he ruling the world, then? 869 00:52:51,278 --> 00:52:52,634 Hey? 870 00:52:52,738 --> 00:52:56,388 Why bother with this little... sideshow act? 871 00:52:56,492 --> 00:52:59,308 It's not a sideshow. He don't wanna rule the world. 872 00:53:01,810 --> 00:53:04,730 He wants the world to rule itself. 873 00:53:06,712 --> 00:53:07,963 Yeah. 874 00:53:09,527 --> 00:53:12,134 And what about the mirror? What's that about? 875 00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:14,220 - A bit of hocus-pocus? - No, mate. 876 00:53:14,324 --> 00:53:16,827 Tony, Tony, Tony, you don't get it, man. 877 00:53:18,913 --> 00:53:20,790 It is... 878 00:53:21,728 --> 00:53:24,857 It's impossible to describe. It's just a mystery. 879 00:53:24,961 --> 00:53:26,317 Yeah. 880 00:53:26,421 --> 00:53:30,592 It's everything. It's you, it's me, it's us. He holds the universe behind that mirror. 881 00:53:30,697 --> 00:53:33,199 Does "first to five" mean anything to you? 882 00:53:38,726 --> 00:53:40,916 I thought you were supposed to be the clever one. 883 00:53:42,063 --> 00:53:44,149 It's all over. It's lost. 884 00:53:44,879 --> 00:53:47,903 - Finished. Over. - Ssh. Don't say that. 885 00:53:48,007 --> 00:53:49,676 It's never over. 886 00:53:49,780 --> 00:53:52,804 You're supposed to be immortal, remember? 887 00:53:53,534 --> 00:53:55,516 Honestly, it's gonna be OK, Dad. 888 00:53:55,620 --> 00:53:57,601 How can you understand? 889 00:53:57,706 --> 00:53:59,166 Hm? 890 00:53:59,270 --> 00:54:01,251 You're a child. 891 00:54:01,356 --> 00:54:03,233 You've never loved. 892 00:54:04,484 --> 00:54:06,361 Not like I have. 893 00:54:08,238 --> 00:54:10,324 From the moment I looked up... 894 00:54:11,054 --> 00:54:14,391 ...and saw her, I was captivated. 895 00:54:15,642 --> 00:54:16,998 A prisoner for life. 896 00:54:29,407 --> 00:54:31,284 I was a thousand years old. 897 00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,517 How could I woo her? 898 00:54:35,456 --> 00:54:38,376 How could I ever make her mine? 899 00:54:40,253 --> 00:54:43,798 Percy, you devil! Let go. You don't understand. 900 00:54:43,903 --> 00:54:45,884 - Don't be a fool. - Let go. 901 00:54:45,988 --> 00:54:48,595 - You can't die. You're immortal. - Let go! 902 00:54:48,700 --> 00:54:51,828 You'll just end up broken in an eternity ward. 903 00:54:51,932 --> 00:54:54,227 And I'll end up looking after you... 904 00:54:54,331 --> 00:54:56,625 - Just let go, you little shit. ...forever! 905 00:54:59,336 --> 00:55:01,213 No! 906 00:55:03,299 --> 00:55:07,470 And at times like these, the Devil was never far away. 907 00:55:10,286 --> 00:55:12,476 Why look so glum, Parny? 908 00:55:13,623 --> 00:55:15,917 Accentuate the positive. 909 00:55:16,751 --> 00:55:20,401 He granted me mortality again... 910 00:55:20,506 --> 00:55:22,800 and youth and new powers. 911 00:55:22,904 --> 00:55:24,885 Greater powers. 912 00:55:25,928 --> 00:55:27,701 And I won her. 913 00:55:27,805 --> 00:55:29,787 I was so in love. 914 00:55:30,517 --> 00:55:32,498 So in love. 915 00:55:36,148 --> 00:55:38,129 But at what price? 916 00:55:39,276 --> 00:55:41,258 What price? 917 00:55:46,055 --> 00:55:48,036 What's up, Doc? 918 00:55:51,895 --> 00:55:53,876 But at what price? 919 00:55:53,980 --> 00:55:55,857 But at what price? 920 00:56:06,181 --> 00:56:08,371 Pick up those rotten apples. 921 00:56:09,310 --> 00:56:11,291 Percy, pick up those rotten apples. 922 00:56:11,395 --> 00:56:13,377 - Ow. - Sorry. 923 00:56:14,419 --> 00:56:16,505 Thank God it's only cuts and bruises. 924 00:56:16,609 --> 00:56:18,591 - Yeah. - I thought we'd lost you. 925 00:56:18,695 --> 00:56:20,259 Oh, sweetheart. 926 00:56:20,364 --> 00:56:22,345 What a sweet thing to say. 927 00:56:22,449 --> 00:56:24,326 Oh, look at you. 928 00:56:24,431 --> 00:56:26,516 I've been meaning to ask you about your father. 929 00:56:26,620 --> 00:56:29,019 He seems to be in a terrible state, you know. 930 00:56:29,123 --> 00:56:31,626 Now, is it a financial thing? Is it money? 931 00:56:31,730 --> 00:56:32,877 I don't know. 932 00:56:32,982 --> 00:56:35,902 Because if it is, you know I can help out in that area. 933 00:56:36,006 --> 00:56:38,926 - I don't know. - Or is it the show, perhaps? 934 00:56:39,030 --> 00:56:41,324 I don't care about the show any more. 935 00:56:41,429 --> 00:56:43,306 Or what about the police? Maybe... 936 00:56:43,410 --> 00:56:46,121 Bring on the police. I'm sick of living like this. 937 00:56:46,225 --> 00:56:48,311 Oh, really? 938 00:56:48,415 --> 00:56:52,587 Oh, aren't you a little toughie, eh? 939 00:56:52,691 --> 00:56:54,985 Now, listen, you shouldn't be talking this way. 940 00:56:55,089 --> 00:56:58,948 All right? It's very important what you're doing. It's family stuff. You know? 941 00:56:59,156 --> 00:57:03,849 Maybe it's just things ought to be done a little different around here. 942 00:57:03,953 --> 00:57:06,248 What different sort of way do you suggest? 943 00:57:06,352 --> 00:57:08,438 Morning. How was your sleep last night? 944 00:57:08,542 --> 00:57:10,523 You had a nasty bump on your head. 945 00:57:10,627 --> 00:57:12,817 Different? What do you mean? 946 00:57:12,922 --> 00:57:17,614 Well, I've been thinking, sir, that, you know, it's quite obvious that people... 947 00:57:17,719 --> 00:57:20,221 you know, not many people are attracted to the show. 948 00:57:20,326 --> 00:57:21,994 Oh, thank you so much. 949 00:57:22,099 --> 00:57:25,748 Well, forgive me, but I have a couple of solutions to your problem. 950 00:57:25,853 --> 00:57:30,128 I was thinking of changing the style of the show. 951 00:57:30,233 --> 00:57:34,821 I would change the audience, perhaps. 952 00:57:34,925 --> 00:57:36,698 - Change? - Yeah. 953 00:57:36,802 --> 00:57:40,139 But in my opinion I'd change both. You know, that's just me. 954 00:57:40,244 --> 00:57:42,016 - And I'd... - Change the show? 955 00:57:42,121 --> 00:57:44,623 Who the friggin' hell do you think you are? 956 00:57:44,728 --> 00:57:47,335 Don't be so afraid of change, mate. 957 00:57:47,439 --> 00:57:52,027 The fact of the matter is, this show, the stage, it's just not... 958 00:57:53,175 --> 00:57:56,199 I don't know what the word is. It's... But you know, it's not... 959 00:57:56,303 --> 00:57:57,346 Modern? 960 00:57:57,450 --> 00:57:59,119 Modern. Yes. 961 00:58:00,266 --> 00:58:04,124 You see, people want modern. They want, you know, like... like this. 962 00:58:04,228 --> 00:58:07,253 See. This here is contemporary. This is what people want. 963 00:58:07,357 --> 00:58:08,921 I know this world. Trust me. All right? 964 00:58:09,025 --> 00:58:11,841 Now, with you and your mind control thingamajigamy, 965 00:58:11,945 --> 00:58:13,822 we need to meet the public halfway. 966 00:58:13,927 --> 00:58:16,847 You know? The right public in the right part of town. 967 00:58:16,951 --> 00:58:18,724 - What about the filth? - What? 968 00:58:18,828 --> 00:58:20,809 - The filth. - He means the police. 969 00:58:20,914 --> 00:58:23,729 Oh, well, there'll be a better class of filth too. 970 00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:25,711 - That will be the day. - Yeah. Listen. 971 00:58:25,815 --> 00:58:29,465 The secret is, you know, not to hide. 972 00:58:29,569 --> 00:58:31,446 Be bold. Be colourful. 973 00:58:31,550 --> 00:58:36,034 You know, or actually, you know, be less colourful, perhaps. 974 00:58:36,139 --> 00:58:39,789 And go places that people would never expect you to be at. 975 00:58:39,893 --> 00:58:42,187 You know? Think. 976 00:58:43,021 --> 00:58:45,003 Sir, you saved my life. 977 00:58:45,941 --> 00:58:48,444 Now let me do something in return for you. 978 00:58:49,278 --> 00:58:50,634 Please. 979 00:58:51,781 --> 00:58:53,762 Would you hold on to that? 980 00:58:53,867 --> 00:58:55,848 Scrumpy. 981 00:59:00,854 --> 00:59:04,295 - You believe in coincidence? - No, there's no such thing. 982 00:59:04,399 --> 00:59:06,381 Isn't that what you always told me? 983 00:59:06,485 --> 00:59:09,300 - Everything has a reason. - Yes, that's what I believe. 984 00:59:09,405 --> 00:59:11,490 And the cards. Do you believe in them? 985 00:59:11,595 --> 00:59:14,619 What the hell are you on about, Dad? Is this some kind of test? 986 00:59:14,723 --> 00:59:18,269 Scrumpy, please, this is an extremely important day. 987 00:59:19,937 --> 00:59:22,961 Do we gamble on Tony? 988 00:59:23,900 --> 00:59:26,090 I want your opinion. I need your advice. 989 00:59:26,194 --> 00:59:29,218 I don't believe this. You want my opinion? 990 00:59:29,323 --> 00:59:31,930 - Yeah. - This is the best birthday present ever. 991 00:59:32,034 --> 00:59:34,432 Yes. Gamble. Let's do it. 992 00:59:34,537 --> 00:59:36,518 Yes! 993 00:59:37,665 --> 00:59:39,647 Let's do it! 994 00:59:40,585 --> 00:59:42,358 I love you, Dad. 995 00:59:42,462 --> 00:59:44,548 And the Devil take the hindmost. 996 00:59:44,652 --> 00:59:45,903 - Well, lovely. - Yeah. 997 00:59:46,008 --> 00:59:47,572 How sweet. 998 00:59:47,676 --> 00:59:48,823 So what do we do now? 999 00:59:49,553 --> 00:59:51,535 Well, let's see. 1000 00:59:51,639 --> 00:59:54,246 First off, how much money do we have to play with? 1001 00:59:55,706 --> 00:59:58,626 Cos we're gonna need... all of it. 1002 01:00:02,735 --> 01:00:03,986 Anton! 1003 01:00:04,717 --> 01:00:08,470 What are you doing? Didn't you do enough damage last night? 1004 01:00:08,575 --> 01:00:10,868 Anton! I'm the one who wants to run away. 1005 01:00:12,121 --> 01:00:15,354 Please, don't spoil my birthday. We need you. 1006 01:00:17,544 --> 01:00:19,421 I need you. 1007 01:00:28,389 --> 01:00:30,371 How much money have you got? 1008 01:00:44,241 --> 01:00:46,222 Ode To Joy 1009 01:00:53,105 --> 01:00:56,546 Look, my dear, did you not read our sign? 1010 01:00:56,651 --> 01:00:59,259 We're here to give, not take, my darling. 1011 01:00:59,362 --> 01:01:04,473 But I can see from your beautiful eyes that you are a very, very generous lady 1012 01:01:04,577 --> 01:01:06,245 and I applaud you for that. 1013 01:01:06,350 --> 01:01:09,060 Excuse me, but how does this work? 1014 01:01:09,165 --> 01:01:11,042 - What does it cost? - Cost? No. 1015 01:01:11,147 --> 01:01:13,858 The lmaginarium does not cost a thing. We're not here for money. 1016 01:01:13,963 --> 01:01:16,570 - How long does it take? - Well, that depends, my dear. 1017 01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:19,697 - I'm running late. - Late, late, for a very important date. 1018 01:01:19,802 --> 01:01:22,931 Gosh, I can't tell you how many times I've heard that in my life. 1019 01:01:23,869 --> 01:01:25,538 Listen, can I ask you a question? 1020 01:01:27,102 --> 01:01:28,770 Do you dream? 1021 01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:33,568 Or should I say, can you put a price on your dreams? 1022 01:01:33,673 --> 01:01:38,886 Or the dreams of the less fortunate in this world, huh? 1023 01:01:40,138 --> 01:01:42,119 Is there a price for them? 1024 01:01:42,955 --> 01:01:48,794 Or are you all in despair at your inability to change what is wrong in this world, huh? 1025 01:01:49,732 --> 01:01:51,610 You see, I had a dream. 1026 01:01:52,547 --> 01:01:54,425 But I too walked away from it. 1027 01:01:55,260 --> 01:01:56,511 You know, I ignored it. 1028 01:01:56,615 --> 01:01:58,493 I had no time for it. 1029 01:01:59,743 --> 01:02:01,308 Does that sound familiar to you? 1030 01:02:01,412 --> 01:02:02,351 Yes? 1031 01:02:02,455 --> 01:02:03,707 I know, my dear. 1032 01:02:03,811 --> 01:02:08,503 But, you see, ladies and gentlemen, I was saved by a miracle. 1033 01:02:08,608 --> 01:02:11,215 By Doctor Parnassus. 1034 01:02:11,319 --> 01:02:13,301 He gave me my life back again. 1035 01:02:13,406 --> 01:02:16,012 He gave me a reason to dream. 1036 01:02:16,116 --> 01:02:19,454 He took me to the waterfall of happiness. 1037 01:02:19,557 --> 01:02:21,435 And I was reborn. 1038 01:02:24,043 --> 01:02:30,091 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I can tell you now, I have been... 1039 01:02:30,195 --> 01:02:33,741 No, I am... purified. 1040 01:02:38,642 --> 01:02:40,311 - I'll go first. - No, I'm going first! 1041 01:02:40,415 --> 01:02:41,980 No, no, no. 1042 01:02:42,084 --> 01:02:44,587 Ladies, we are actually solidly booked right now. 1043 01:02:44,690 --> 01:02:45,838 Back off! 1044 01:02:45,942 --> 01:02:49,383 - But we are taking reservations. - Make a booking. Excuse me. 1045 01:02:49,488 --> 01:02:51,470 Calm down. 1046 01:02:52,199 --> 01:02:54,180 Is that child up for adoption? 1047 01:02:54,285 --> 01:02:55,120 Yes. 1048 01:02:55,224 --> 01:02:59,395 I want to adopt that unfortunate black child. It shouldn't be working like this. 1049 01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:01,481 It should be in school. 1050 01:03:02,211 --> 01:03:05,235 - Who's in charge here? - You are, my lady. 1051 01:03:05,340 --> 01:03:07,112 Don't you touch me. 1052 01:03:07,217 --> 01:03:09,616 Don't be frightened, dear. Everything's OK, officers. 1053 01:03:09,719 --> 01:03:11,700 My darling, tonight is your night. 1054 01:03:11,805 --> 01:03:13,682 - Do you want to be purified? - Well, oh... 1055 01:03:13,787 --> 01:03:15,872 This is your time. Please, out of the way. 1056 01:03:15,976 --> 01:03:18,063 But we queued. How come she gets to be purified? 1057 01:03:18,166 --> 01:03:20,044 She has been chosen, my dear. 1058 01:03:20,148 --> 01:03:22,026 Come away. Trance, Doctor. 1059 01:03:22,130 --> 01:03:23,589 But I haven't paid a thing. 1060 01:03:23,694 --> 01:03:27,553 You can make a donation on your way out if you feel the need to. 1061 01:03:27,656 --> 01:03:29,221 Some people do. Most people do. 1062 01:03:29,326 --> 01:03:30,890 And he is in his trance. 1063 01:03:30,994 --> 01:03:34,540 Believe me, my dear, you are the luckiest lady alive. 1064 01:03:34,644 --> 01:03:36,730 - Now, good luck. - Ooh. 1065 01:03:39,441 --> 01:03:41,631 Oh, this is exciting. This is fun. 1066 01:03:41,735 --> 01:03:43,091 There are so many temptations. 1067 01:03:43,196 --> 01:03:45,176 Maybe just a peek? 1068 01:03:47,054 --> 01:03:48,931 No, wait, Tony! 1069 01:03:53,728 --> 01:03:55,710 Oh, how gorgeous. 1070 01:03:56,856 --> 01:03:58,942 Golly. 1071 01:04:00,610 --> 01:04:03,009 I say, gorgeous. 1072 01:04:18,131 --> 01:04:19,278 It's me. 1073 01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,541 Thank you. 1074 01:04:31,479 --> 01:04:33,148 Who are you, dear? 1075 01:04:37,110 --> 01:04:42,742 Oh, I have always known that you would look like this. 1076 01:04:44,829 --> 01:04:46,705 I don't even know your name. 1077 01:04:48,270 --> 01:04:50,147 It's Roger. 1078 01:05:00,888 --> 01:05:02,243 No, it's not. 1079 01:05:02,348 --> 01:05:04,747 It's Barry. 1080 01:05:04,851 --> 01:05:06,728 - Barry? - Yes. 1081 01:05:08,501 --> 01:05:10,274 How dashing. 1082 01:05:10,379 --> 01:05:12,047 Quite. 1083 01:06:34,224 --> 01:06:37,040 Oh, goodness me. 1084 01:06:43,192 --> 01:06:45,070 Just a minute now. 1085 01:06:45,173 --> 01:06:47,155 No, no, just a minute now. 1086 01:06:47,260 --> 01:06:51,431 If I'm not mistaken, I believe you're meant to go alone. 1087 01:06:51,536 --> 01:06:54,351 Why would I want to go there without you, my darling? 1088 01:06:54,455 --> 01:06:56,750 Well, it's one of the rules. 1089 01:06:56,854 --> 01:07:02,382 One imagination at a time, free from the influence of another. 1090 01:07:02,485 --> 01:07:03,736 Boring. 1091 01:07:03,841 --> 01:07:07,282 - Don't shoot the messenger, babe. - I'm not going to shoot the messenger. 1092 01:07:07,386 --> 01:07:09,159 Oh, look, come! 1093 01:07:11,350 --> 01:07:12,497 Another possibility. 1094 01:07:12,601 --> 01:07:13,853 Come. Come, come. 1095 01:07:13,956 --> 01:07:15,522 You must make a choice. 1096 01:07:15,624 --> 01:07:17,920 - Mm. - Actually, to be quite honest, 1097 01:07:18,023 --> 01:07:21,047 I would strongly recommend this one. 1098 01:07:21,152 --> 01:07:22,300 The gondola. 1099 01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:31,165 Look, 1100 01:07:31,268 --> 01:07:33,145 Rudolph Valentino. 1101 01:07:34,292 --> 01:07:36,169 James Dean. 1102 01:07:36,274 --> 01:07:38,256 Princess Di. 1103 01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:39,820 All these people... 1104 01:07:41,383 --> 01:07:43,053 ...they're all dead. 1105 01:07:43,157 --> 01:07:45,033 Yes. 1106 01:07:45,138 --> 01:07:48,579 But... immortal, nevertheless. 1107 01:07:49,935 --> 01:07:53,689 They won't get old, or fat. 1108 01:07:53,794 --> 01:07:57,340 They won't get sick or feeble. 1109 01:07:58,383 --> 01:08:00,781 They are beyond fear 1110 01:08:00,885 --> 01:08:04,535 because they are forever young. 1111 01:08:06,308 --> 01:08:08,290 They are gods. 1112 01:08:09,541 --> 01:08:12,357 And you can join them. 1113 01:08:13,712 --> 01:08:15,694 You are such a wonderful speaker. 1114 01:08:15,798 --> 01:08:17,049 I know. 1115 01:08:17,154 --> 01:08:18,510 Get in the boat. 1116 01:08:19,344 --> 01:08:21,012 Ah, a little one more thing. 1117 01:08:21,117 --> 01:08:22,994 Look at me. 1118 01:08:23,098 --> 01:08:26,644 This is very, very, very, very important. 1119 01:08:27,583 --> 01:08:31,858 Your sacrifice must be absolutely pure. 1120 01:08:32,901 --> 01:08:38,949 Therefore you will need to relinquish all your worldly possessions. 1121 01:08:39,054 --> 01:08:41,245 Oh. You mean this? 1122 01:08:41,348 --> 01:08:43,747 Yes. And this. 1123 01:08:46,458 --> 01:08:48,022 Now this one. 1124 01:09:07,420 --> 01:09:09,298 Got it! You're free. 1125 01:09:09,401 --> 01:09:12,322 - You're free. - Thank you. 1126 01:09:17,014 --> 01:09:18,266 - Bye-bye. - Ta-ta. 1127 01:09:18,370 --> 01:09:18,995 Bye. 1128 01:09:20,351 --> 01:09:21,186 Bye. 1129 01:09:21,707 --> 01:09:23,793 Prepare to be reborn, darling. 1130 01:09:24,418 --> 01:09:26,400 And remember... 1131 01:09:26,504 --> 01:09:28,382 Nothing's permanent. 1132 01:09:28,485 --> 01:09:30,989 Not even death. 1133 01:09:44,337 --> 01:09:45,484 Shit. 1134 01:09:53,827 --> 01:09:55,600 I um... 1135 01:09:55,704 --> 01:09:57,268 Have you... What if... 1136 01:09:57,373 --> 01:09:58,937 No, it's... 1137 01:09:59,041 --> 01:09:59,876 Oh. 1138 01:09:59,980 --> 01:10:02,586 What the hell just happened to me? How did you do that? 1139 01:10:02,691 --> 01:10:04,047 Oh, it was nothing. 1140 01:10:04,151 --> 01:10:07,383 - Voila. - Oh, voila. 1141 01:10:15,728 --> 01:10:17,708 Oh, oh, oh... 1142 01:10:22,505 --> 01:10:23,652 Oh, thank you. 1143 01:10:23,757 --> 01:10:26,677 That was so beautiful. 1144 01:10:26,782 --> 01:10:27,824 Oh, thank you, madame. 1145 01:10:27,928 --> 01:10:31,578 You have given me the strength to continue. Bless you. 1146 01:10:31,683 --> 01:10:32,830 What name? 1147 01:10:32,934 --> 01:10:34,915 I'll leave it blank. 1148 01:10:39,505 --> 01:10:40,651 Thank you. 1149 01:10:44,928 --> 01:10:46,387 Madame, you've... 1150 01:10:47,326 --> 01:10:49,306 Take me! 1151 01:10:53,583 --> 01:10:55,147 Voila. 1152 01:10:59,735 --> 01:11:01,822 Fabulous. 1153 01:11:17,152 --> 01:11:17,986 Oh. 1154 01:11:18,089 --> 01:11:19,341 Oh, thanks. 1155 01:11:30,083 --> 01:11:32,273 One more to go and we're free. 1156 01:12:01,159 --> 01:12:02,411 Whoo! 1157 01:12:19,514 --> 01:12:20,244 Hey! 1158 01:12:20,348 --> 01:12:22,226 Anton! 1159 01:12:22,330 --> 01:12:23,268 Just wait... 1160 01:12:23,372 --> 01:12:24,312 Ooh! 1161 01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:30,464 Where are we? 1162 01:12:30,568 --> 01:12:31,820 Where did he go? 1163 01:12:31,924 --> 01:12:33,176 Boss, you speak English. 1164 01:12:33,281 --> 01:12:35,158 Yeah, me too. 1165 01:12:35,261 --> 01:12:36,617 Hi. Hello. 1166 01:12:36,722 --> 01:12:39,432 Today's special. "Reach for the Clouds." 1167 01:12:39,537 --> 01:12:41,309 Discover your true potential. 1168 01:12:41,414 --> 01:12:44,335 You too can become rich, famous, celebrated. 1169 01:12:44,439 --> 01:12:47,149 Using no organic produce or nut-free food, 1170 01:12:47,254 --> 01:12:49,757 discover the power within you. Market research... 1171 01:12:49,862 --> 01:12:52,260 - There he is! - Where? Where? 1172 01:12:52,364 --> 01:12:54,033 ...only 30, I'm sure... - After him! 1173 01:12:54,137 --> 01:12:56,536 - I'm sure. - Relax. 1174 01:12:56,641 --> 01:12:58,100 Smell the flower. 1175 01:12:58,204 --> 01:13:00,186 - Quick, up the ladder! - After him. 1176 01:13:00,394 --> 01:13:01,124 Quickly. 1177 01:13:04,565 --> 01:13:05,922 Oh! 1178 01:13:06,026 --> 01:13:08,320 Reach for the clouds! 1179 01:13:08,424 --> 01:13:11,240 Come on, achieve your potential. 1180 01:13:12,074 --> 01:13:14,056 It can be you. 1181 01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:16,141 It will be you. 1182 01:13:16,246 --> 01:13:19,061 It is you! 1183 01:13:21,355 --> 01:13:23,337 It will be you! 1184 01:13:24,379 --> 01:13:26,361 It is you! 1185 01:13:33,244 --> 01:13:34,496 Oh... 1186 01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:36,686 Get up there, quickly! 1187 01:13:36,791 --> 01:13:38,667 Quickly! 1188 01:13:48,261 --> 01:13:49,826 You idiots! 1189 01:13:56,604 --> 01:13:57,334 Aaargh! 1190 01:13:59,107 --> 01:14:00,775 Ohhh... 1191 01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:02,652 Waargh! 1192 01:14:09,015 --> 01:14:11,100 Get up! Come on! 1193 01:14:14,958 --> 01:14:17,044 Gregor, get up! Idiots! 1194 01:14:17,148 --> 01:14:19,130 I want him dead! 1195 01:14:59,698 --> 01:15:00,635 Oh... 1196 01:15:02,722 --> 01:15:06,684 It's OK! It's OK, I've got you! I've got you! 1197 01:15:09,604 --> 01:15:11,481 I've got you! 1198 01:15:34,946 --> 01:15:36,198 Kill him! 1199 01:15:39,534 --> 01:15:41,932 - Give me a chance! - That's not him! 1200 01:15:42,037 --> 01:15:44,123 I told you that's not him! 1201 01:15:45,062 --> 01:15:46,835 It's not? 1202 01:15:47,877 --> 01:15:49,754 - No, it's not. It's not. - It has to be. 1203 01:15:49,859 --> 01:15:52,153 The boss is always right. 1204 01:15:52,258 --> 01:15:53,509 No, this has to be! 1205 01:15:53,613 --> 01:15:55,803 Wait, wait, wait! He was right. It's not me. 1206 01:15:58,827 --> 01:16:00,705 It has to be. 1207 01:16:00,809 --> 01:16:02,791 Look! 1208 01:16:02,894 --> 01:16:05,501 You think you fool us? No way, Jose. 1209 01:16:05,606 --> 01:16:06,962 - No way! - Stop. 1210 01:16:07,065 --> 01:16:08,109 Listen to me. 1211 01:16:08,213 --> 01:16:09,987 You stole my money. 1212 01:16:10,090 --> 01:16:11,446 I will make you die again. 1213 01:16:11,550 --> 01:16:14,574 This time... forever. 1214 01:16:18,954 --> 01:16:19,997 Hey, hey! 1215 01:16:20,102 --> 01:16:21,978 Hey, hey, hey! 1216 01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:23,229 What are you...? 1217 01:16:23,334 --> 01:16:25,211 Excuse me! 1218 01:16:25,316 --> 01:16:28,445 Would you mind putting him down? 1219 01:16:28,550 --> 01:16:31,365 What do you think you're playing at? You're in your bedroom now? 1220 01:16:31,469 --> 01:16:33,555 You're playing with soldiers, with toys? 1221 01:16:33,659 --> 01:16:35,746 No, this is a human being! 1222 01:16:35,849 --> 01:16:37,725 Now, he's coming with me! 1223 01:16:38,978 --> 01:16:42,002 Or maybe we can settle this with some fisticuffs. 1224 01:16:42,106 --> 01:16:43,879 All right? Who's first? You're up. 1225 01:16:43,983 --> 01:16:45,756 All right. Bring it on, man. 1226 01:16:45,861 --> 01:16:47,529 Bring it on. Let's do this. 1227 01:16:47,634 --> 01:16:48,885 Let's do this. 1228 01:16:48,988 --> 01:16:50,866 OK? You first? You first? 1229 01:16:50,970 --> 01:16:53,055 - You first? - Relax. 1230 01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:55,454 Smell the flower. 1231 01:16:57,228 --> 01:16:58,270 Smell. 1232 01:16:58,375 --> 01:16:59,730 OK. 1233 01:17:03,380 --> 01:17:04,944 Oh, my... 1234 01:17:39,047 --> 01:17:40,089 'Ello, 'ello. 1235 01:17:40,194 --> 01:17:42,488 Hey, boys, channel that violence for the good. 1236 01:17:42,592 --> 01:17:46,034 Come on, join up. Come on, lads. 1237 01:17:46,138 --> 01:17:47,702 Join up today. 1238 01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:49,995 We love violence 1239 01:17:50,100 --> 01:17:52,499 With truncheon, badge and gun 1240 01:17:52,603 --> 01:17:54,167 Your right to silence ends, babe 1241 01:17:54,271 --> 01:17:56,462 When we begin our fun 1242 01:17:56,566 --> 01:17:58,443 But if you choose to join us 1243 01:17:58,548 --> 01:18:00,111 The choice is clearly yours 1244 01:18:00,216 --> 01:18:02,093 We'll swear that you'll be legal 1245 01:18:02,198 --> 01:18:04,700 When we batter down the doors 1246 01:18:04,805 --> 01:18:06,473 Of people we don't like, you know... 1247 01:18:12,522 --> 01:18:14,503 And split their flesh, their bones, their skulls... 1248 01:18:14,607 --> 01:18:15,651 Mama! 1249 01:18:18,675 --> 01:18:21,386 We're the mothers of all fears, oi 1250 01:18:28,165 --> 01:18:30,876 - Mama! - Wait! 1251 01:18:30,981 --> 01:18:34,213 Wrong way! Wrong choice! 1252 01:18:34,317 --> 01:18:35,359 Come back! 1253 01:18:35,464 --> 01:18:38,384 Mama! 1254 01:18:38,489 --> 01:18:40,471 Come back! 1255 01:18:52,985 --> 01:18:55,278 Hey, Parny! 1256 01:18:55,383 --> 01:18:58,512 I'm going to Chicago, baby. 1257 01:18:58,617 --> 01:19:00,910 I'm driving a stick. 1258 01:19:13,112 --> 01:19:16,240 Yea-a-a-a-he-a-a-a! 1259 01:19:19,369 --> 01:19:20,725 Ahh. 1260 01:19:33,551 --> 01:19:34,387 Anton! 1261 01:19:34,491 --> 01:19:36,992 Anton... 1262 01:19:37,097 --> 01:19:38,245 Wakey, wakey... 1263 01:19:38,349 --> 01:19:39,496 Wakey, wakey. 1264 01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:40,852 Anton... I need your help. 1265 01:19:40,956 --> 01:19:42,938 - Wakey, wakey. Help me. - I'm awake. 1266 01:19:43,041 --> 01:19:44,293 - Did you see me? - Yeah. 1267 01:19:44,397 --> 01:19:45,648 - Did you? - You were great. 1268 01:19:45,753 --> 01:19:47,943 I climbed the ladder. It was unbelievable. 1269 01:19:48,047 --> 01:19:50,968 I mean, I nearly touched the clouds. I felt incredible. 1270 01:19:51,071 --> 01:19:53,470 - I've been my true self. - Who are you? 1271 01:19:55,034 --> 01:19:56,494 It's Tony. 1272 01:19:56,599 --> 01:19:57,537 Tony. 1273 01:19:58,581 --> 01:19:59,415 Tony. 1274 01:19:59,519 --> 01:20:02,334 No, it's not Tony. You're not Tony. No, it's not Tony. 1275 01:20:02,439 --> 01:20:04,629 Use your imagination. Huh? 1276 01:20:05,047 --> 01:20:07,028 Use your imagination. 1277 01:20:08,279 --> 01:20:10,156 Listen... 1278 01:20:11,095 --> 01:20:12,346 I need your help. 1279 01:20:12,450 --> 01:20:15,370 - Yeah? - You know Parnassus' mind. 1280 01:20:15,475 --> 01:20:17,247 How do I get back to those ladders? 1281 01:20:17,352 --> 01:20:18,708 Is there a map? 1282 01:20:18,812 --> 01:20:20,271 Hey, hey, hey! 1283 01:20:20,376 --> 01:20:21,419 So you're Tony, right? 1284 01:20:21,524 --> 01:20:25,383 If you're Tony, what's the name of my chicken? 1285 01:20:25,485 --> 01:20:27,467 What? 1286 01:20:28,093 --> 01:20:29,658 Plucked. 1287 01:20:29,761 --> 01:20:32,578 God, you've no idea what it's like to feel, I mean, like a god. 1288 01:20:32,681 --> 01:20:34,663 My lungs were full of air. 1289 01:20:35,498 --> 01:20:39,253 Who were they? Who were those big Russian men with the fists in my face? 1290 01:20:39,356 --> 01:20:40,921 - That's not important. - It is important. 1291 01:20:41,024 --> 01:20:43,840 - Getting back to that... full body... - You stole their money. 1292 01:20:43,945 --> 01:20:46,656 - No, I didn't. - You stole their money. 1293 01:20:46,761 --> 01:20:48,950 That's what I heard them say, with my own ears. 1294 01:20:49,054 --> 01:20:51,244 - You're going to believe them, before you believe me? - Yeah I might. 1295 01:20:51,349 --> 01:20:53,957 And what are these? Explain these marks on your forehead. 1296 01:20:54,061 --> 01:20:56,459 I don't know. Something satanic... Devil... 1297 01:20:56,564 --> 01:20:59,066 Listen, those were irredeemably bad men. 1298 01:20:59,170 --> 01:21:01,048 Hm? 1299 01:21:01,152 --> 01:21:03,134 OK? And I'm essentially good. 1300 01:21:05,532 --> 01:21:08,869 Oh, sorry, Tony's trying to be, what, 1301 01:21:09,599 --> 01:21:10,850 - prim? - Self-righteous. 1302 01:21:10,955 --> 01:21:12,728 - Self-righteous? - Yes. 1303 01:21:12,831 --> 01:21:14,709 - Well, you want me to be honest? - Oh, yeah. 1304 01:21:14,813 --> 01:21:16,377 - You want the truth? - I'd love it. 1305 01:21:16,481 --> 01:21:18,151 - Really? - Think you can muster it up? 1306 01:21:18,254 --> 01:21:21,175 Do you think you can get it out of that carcass of yours? 1307 01:21:21,279 --> 01:21:23,677 Just for once. Just for me. 1308 01:21:23,782 --> 01:21:25,450 Eh? 1309 01:21:25,554 --> 01:21:27,953 When I set up my charity, Anton 1310 01:21:28,058 --> 01:21:29,935 a charity for kids 1311 01:21:30,977 --> 01:21:35,254 I needed money, and I accepted a loan from those men. 1312 01:21:40,258 --> 01:21:42,136 I had no id... 1313 01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:44,639 I didn't know. 1314 01:21:44,744 --> 01:21:47,454 They laundered dirty money through the charity. 1315 01:21:52,044 --> 01:21:54,025 I know I was stupid. 1316 01:21:54,754 --> 01:21:56,736 I made a mistake... 1317 01:21:57,674 --> 01:22:00,386 ...and the kids weren't to blame. 1318 01:22:01,638 --> 01:22:03,828 They were the innocents. 1319 01:22:03,932 --> 01:22:05,809 But I... 1320 01:22:05,914 --> 01:22:08,416 I carry that every day. 1321 01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:10,502 Every day of my life. 1322 01:22:15,404 --> 01:22:17,386 All right. 1323 01:22:18,323 --> 01:22:20,931 - You wanted the truth. - Sorry. 1324 01:22:25,728 --> 01:22:27,709 Are you OK? 1325 01:22:28,648 --> 01:22:30,629 Thank you for that. 1326 01:22:31,150 --> 01:22:33,237 Where are the ladders? 1327 01:22:33,341 --> 01:22:35,218 Will you show me? 1328 01:22:36,052 --> 01:22:38,033 The clouds... 1329 01:22:39,077 --> 01:22:40,641 Nah. 1330 01:22:43,769 --> 01:22:45,229 Anton... 1331 01:22:45,334 --> 01:22:47,211 Hey, mate, don't leave... 1332 01:22:47,314 --> 01:22:49,296 - Ow, ow, ow. - Don't leave me here. 1333 01:22:49,401 --> 01:22:50,757 Anton! 1334 01:22:50,861 --> 01:22:52,008 Don't leave me. Come on. 1335 01:22:52,111 --> 01:22:54,093 I almost died today. 1336 01:22:55,658 --> 01:22:57,848 Don't leave me. Mate, come on. 1337 01:22:57,952 --> 01:22:58,995 I ju... 1338 01:22:59,099 --> 01:23:00,351 Oh, this... 1339 01:23:00,456 --> 01:23:02,437 I needed the money! 1340 01:23:02,541 --> 01:23:06,607 When you run a charity, you have to give lots of money away. 1341 01:23:06,712 --> 01:23:08,277 The red tape, the bureauc... 1342 01:23:08,380 --> 01:23:12,239 You have no idea what a bunch of fascists the Charity Commission is. 1343 01:23:12,761 --> 01:23:15,368 How many more times does he have to say sorry? 1344 01:23:15,471 --> 01:23:19,226 This is ridiculous. Bring him down. 1345 01:23:19,330 --> 01:23:20,894 Listen, Valentina. Look at me. 1346 01:23:20,999 --> 01:23:25,484 Why can't you see that he has betrayed us and he has fooled us all? It's so obvious. 1347 01:23:25,587 --> 01:23:28,090 - Open the hatch! - You're just jealous. 1348 01:23:28,194 --> 01:23:30,593 It's not funny. 1349 01:23:30,698 --> 01:23:32,680 I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous. 1350 01:23:32,783 --> 01:23:34,139 Percy, open the hatch. 1351 01:23:34,243 --> 01:23:37,998 Why would he wanna come down? He knows we don't like him. 1352 01:23:38,103 --> 01:23:40,709 Come on, you guys. Look at this stuff. 1353 01:23:42,274 --> 01:23:44,047 Have you forgotten how it was before he came? 1354 01:23:44,152 --> 01:23:46,131 No, no, I haven't forgotten, Valentina. 1355 01:23:46,236 --> 01:23:48,947 It was so pure. Will you please just unzip me here? 1356 01:23:49,052 --> 01:23:50,720 Pure? 1357 01:23:51,763 --> 01:23:54,162 And the women? You saw their faces when they came out. 1358 01:23:54,267 --> 01:23:55,935 I saw his faces, Valentina. 1359 01:23:56,040 --> 01:23:58,542 I saw both of his faces. He has at least two. If not more. 1360 01:23:58,647 --> 01:24:02,089 It's my birthday. Percy, we're supposed to be celebrating. 1361 01:24:04,382 --> 01:24:05,946 At least Tony remembered. 1362 01:24:06,676 --> 01:24:08,762 Would you please just listen to me for one second? 1363 01:24:13,142 --> 01:24:14,603 No. 1364 01:24:14,706 --> 01:24:16,479 Leave it. 1365 01:24:22,215 --> 01:24:24,614 Let him in, it's... Tony? 1366 01:24:24,718 --> 01:24:26,594 No, I think not. 1367 01:24:28,681 --> 01:24:30,558 Sit down. 1368 01:24:39,736 --> 01:24:41,925 Can somebody please answer the door? 1369 01:24:42,030 --> 01:24:44,532 I can't stand not answering the door, or the telephone. 1370 01:24:44,636 --> 01:24:47,139 Drives me crazy. It's not in my nature. 1371 01:24:47,244 --> 01:24:48,912 I won't be able to sleep. 1372 01:24:49,017 --> 01:24:52,562 The knock-knock-knocking is gonna be in my head all night. 1373 01:24:52,667 --> 01:24:54,023 Just things like that. 1374 01:25:07,579 --> 01:25:08,519 Well... 1375 01:25:10,187 --> 01:25:11,334 ...you've won. 1376 01:25:12,272 --> 01:25:13,732 It's over. 1377 01:25:13,837 --> 01:25:17,278 - Four rotten Russkies? - And the girl from the pub. 1378 01:25:17,383 --> 01:25:19,572 Ahh, Sal. 1379 01:25:21,659 --> 01:25:23,952 She don't count. Do you, Sal? 1380 01:25:24,057 --> 01:25:26,559 And that's how you take your pleasure, is it? 1381 01:25:26,664 --> 01:25:28,436 Toying with me? 1382 01:25:28,541 --> 01:25:30,105 Like a cat with a mouse? 1383 01:25:30,209 --> 01:25:33,338 Come on. Sal didn't get to make a real choice. 1384 01:25:33,442 --> 01:25:36,362 You were out for the count. It wouldn't be fair. 1385 01:25:36,466 --> 01:25:40,012 You got four... So, you know, you get your friend Tony. 1386 01:25:40,743 --> 01:25:42,306 Come on. 1387 01:25:43,141 --> 01:25:44,496 We're even. 1388 01:25:45,227 --> 01:25:47,208 It's not quite over. 1389 01:25:49,711 --> 01:25:51,379 Not quite. 1390 01:25:52,423 --> 01:25:54,091 Ho-ho, look at the time. 1391 01:25:54,195 --> 01:25:56,073 It's almost eleven. 1392 01:26:04,520 --> 01:26:05,457 Dad? 1393 01:26:05,562 --> 01:26:07,022 What? 1394 01:26:07,127 --> 01:26:11,611 Oh. We're going to have to give another performance. 1395 01:26:11,715 --> 01:26:13,488 Now, quickly. 1396 01:26:13,593 --> 01:26:14,947 Er... 1397 01:26:15,887 --> 01:26:17,868 Get ready to move out. 1398 01:26:17,971 --> 01:26:20,162 - Who was that? - Just somebody asking the way. 1399 01:26:20,267 --> 01:26:22,457 I overheard you. He wasn't asking the way. 1400 01:26:22,561 --> 01:26:24,647 Yes. Tony! Percy! 1401 01:26:24,751 --> 01:26:27,671 - What's going on? - Not now, Scrumpy, not now. 1402 01:26:27,775 --> 01:26:30,590 - Where's Tony? - What are you hiding? 1403 01:26:30,695 --> 01:26:35,388 It's to do with that bloody rambling story you started telling and never finished. 1404 01:26:35,492 --> 01:26:36,848 What are you hiding? 1405 01:26:36,953 --> 01:26:38,204 Oh, you... 1406 01:26:41,645 --> 01:26:43,627 I want to know the truth. 1407 01:26:47,380 --> 01:26:49,362 The truth? 1408 01:26:52,803 --> 01:26:54,576 I am thousands of years old. 1409 01:26:55,516 --> 01:26:57,705 I have been immortal. 1410 01:26:58,540 --> 01:27:00,208 And... 1411 01:27:01,042 --> 01:27:03,024 ...I did make a bargain with the Devil. 1412 01:27:04,275 --> 01:27:06,153 For that woman, in the story? 1413 01:27:06,257 --> 01:27:07,716 Yes. 1414 01:27:10,220 --> 01:27:11,993 Your mother. 1415 01:27:17,728 --> 01:27:22,526 I regained my youth and I won her. 1416 01:27:22,629 --> 01:27:24,402 We lived in joy. 1417 01:27:25,132 --> 01:27:27,323 We grew old together. 1418 01:27:27,426 --> 01:27:30,450 And then one day she came and told me that she was pregnant. 1419 01:27:30,555 --> 01:27:32,641 Imagine. 1420 01:27:32,745 --> 01:27:35,353 60 years old and pregnant. 1421 01:27:35,457 --> 01:27:37,334 It was a miracle. 1422 01:27:38,377 --> 01:27:40,566 But she died giving birth. 1423 01:27:43,695 --> 01:27:44,946 Me? 1424 01:27:45,051 --> 01:27:46,615 Yes. 1425 01:27:48,909 --> 01:27:51,517 Miracle or a mistake? 1426 01:27:51,621 --> 01:27:53,810 You're the best mistake I ever made. 1427 01:27:55,167 --> 01:27:57,565 And the bargain with the Devil? 1428 01:27:58,400 --> 01:28:00,276 There are two parts to a bargain. 1429 01:28:00,381 --> 01:28:02,154 He granted me mortality 1430 01:28:02,258 --> 01:28:09,767 on condition that any child I would father... would, at the age of 16, belong to him. 1431 01:28:12,165 --> 01:28:13,834 No. 1432 01:28:13,938 --> 01:28:15,919 You're just telling a story. 1433 01:28:16,754 --> 01:28:19,048 A cruel story. 1434 01:28:19,152 --> 01:28:21,551 - Why should I believe it? - Because it's true. 1435 01:28:21,656 --> 01:28:24,575 Every word of it's true. But... But there's a new wager. 1436 01:28:24,680 --> 01:28:27,705 All is not lost. Now, we can win, we can win. 1437 01:28:27,808 --> 01:28:29,685 - You'll be mine again. - Enough, enough! 1438 01:28:29,789 --> 01:28:31,355 - Stop! - No, listen to me, Scrumpy. 1439 01:28:31,458 --> 01:28:33,231 Listen to yourself! 1440 01:28:34,065 --> 01:28:36,986 Who are you? I don't know any more! 1441 01:28:37,089 --> 01:28:40,114 All my life you've filled my head with dreams. 1442 01:28:40,219 --> 01:28:41,991 Your dreams. 1443 01:28:42,096 --> 01:28:44,285 You're making deals with the Devil. 1444 01:28:45,119 --> 01:28:47,205 What am I? 1445 01:28:47,310 --> 01:28:49,916 A pathetic bet? 1446 01:28:50,020 --> 01:28:52,002 Another mistake? 1447 01:28:53,775 --> 01:28:56,069 - Val! - Oh, she's gone. 1448 01:28:57,425 --> 01:28:59,929 - She's gone. - Telling the truth... 1449 01:29:00,762 --> 01:29:02,639 Always a bad idea. 1450 01:29:02,744 --> 01:29:07,020 Oh, hold your tongue, you smug little pustule! 1451 01:29:07,124 --> 01:29:09,419 Get out of my sight and stay out! 1452 01:29:18,387 --> 01:29:22,142 Perhaps you'll find a midget If you'll get lucky 1453 01:29:26,834 --> 01:29:28,502 Valentina! 1454 01:29:31,944 --> 01:29:33,716 Valentina! 1455 01:29:38,097 --> 01:29:39,765 Valentina! 1456 01:29:42,163 --> 01:29:43,833 Valentina! 1457 01:29:47,170 --> 01:29:49,047 Fuck. 1458 01:29:51,549 --> 01:29:53,218 Come on. 1459 01:29:57,911 --> 01:30:01,457 - What are you doing? - Trying to save your daughter's life, sir. 1460 01:30:01,562 --> 01:30:02,916 Save? 1461 01:30:03,021 --> 01:30:04,272 How? 1462 01:30:04,377 --> 01:30:06,775 Well, I figured I could be the fifth soul. 1463 01:30:06,880 --> 01:30:09,382 See. I could take that risk, sir. 1464 01:30:09,487 --> 01:30:12,094 You're a good lad, Tony, but it's no use. 1465 01:30:12,198 --> 01:30:13,659 We still have time, don't we? 1466 01:30:13,762 --> 01:30:15,744 Yes, of course there's still time, but... 1467 01:30:15,848 --> 01:30:19,082 You know I'd never ask for anything in return? It's not in my nature. 1468 01:30:19,185 --> 01:30:23,774 Well, you're a saint, my boy, you're a saint, but it... it's positively useless. 1469 01:30:23,877 --> 01:30:25,650 Actually, there is one thing. 1470 01:30:25,755 --> 01:30:26,902 Um... 1471 01:30:27,007 --> 01:30:31,491 How about an initiation into the secrets of the trance? 1472 01:30:31,596 --> 01:30:33,681 - Oh, I can't do that, no. - What? Why not? 1473 01:30:33,786 --> 01:30:35,558 - No, it won't work. - I could do it. 1474 01:30:35,663 --> 01:30:37,644 - You'd be a great teacher. - It hurts my head. 1475 01:30:37,748 --> 01:30:39,626 - What do you mean? - Too up... Too upset. 1476 01:30:39,730 --> 01:30:42,963 Oh, it's not a time to be upset, sir. It's time to be happy. 1477 01:30:43,067 --> 01:30:44,736 I mean, think about Valentina. 1478 01:30:44,839 --> 01:30:47,446 Now, we need you to be in a trance for this to work. 1479 01:30:47,551 --> 01:30:48,908 - Mm. - Can you give me that? 1480 01:30:49,010 --> 01:30:51,097 - Well... - Come on. Close your eyes, come on. 1481 01:30:52,869 --> 01:30:55,477 Close your eyes. Think of the ocean. 1482 01:30:55,581 --> 01:30:58,397 The ocean going in and out. 1483 01:30:58,501 --> 01:31:01,317 In and... out. 1484 01:31:01,422 --> 01:31:04,446 Yes, in and... out. 1485 01:31:05,905 --> 01:31:08,825 In and out. 1486 01:31:10,911 --> 01:31:13,101 And in and out. 1487 01:31:20,818 --> 01:31:22,278 Shit! 1488 01:31:23,634 --> 01:31:26,033 I don't have time for this. Pull yourself together. 1489 01:31:26,136 --> 01:31:27,701 This is not a time to be playing baby. 1490 01:31:27,806 --> 01:31:29,057 - It's no good. - What isn't? 1491 01:31:29,161 --> 01:31:30,205 It's no good. 1492 01:31:30,308 --> 01:31:32,081 - Now concentrate. - Won't work. 1493 01:31:32,186 --> 01:31:34,688 Damn it, Tony, just... I need to calm down. 1494 01:31:34,792 --> 01:31:36,356 You need to calm down. 1495 01:31:36,461 --> 01:31:42,510 You just need to relax and try and um... think of... chocolate. 1496 01:31:42,614 --> 01:31:45,743 Um, melting away on a hot stove. 1497 01:31:45,846 --> 01:31:48,662 It's just melting, melting... 1498 01:31:55,128 --> 01:31:56,692 Good, good, good, good, good. 1499 01:31:56,797 --> 01:31:59,091 Right, stay with me, sir. Stay with me. 1500 01:32:01,073 --> 01:32:03,471 - Oi, what's wrong with you? - Duty! 1501 01:32:03,575 --> 01:32:05,556 Truth! 1502 01:32:05,661 --> 01:32:06,807 - Oi. - Justice! 1503 01:32:06,912 --> 01:32:09,103 - Now, what is your problem? - It's lies. 1504 01:32:09,206 --> 01:32:11,293 Just listen. All right now, calm down. 1505 01:32:11,397 --> 01:32:13,275 Bloody hell, father like daughter. 1506 01:32:13,378 --> 01:32:15,151 - Now come here, look at me. - No. 1507 01:32:15,255 --> 01:32:16,820 - Calm down. - No, no. 1508 01:32:16,925 --> 01:32:18,696 - What is wrong? Talk to me. - Lying... 1509 01:32:18,801 --> 01:32:21,720 - Who's lying? - I used to think it was precious. It's not. 1510 01:32:21,825 --> 01:32:24,849 What, the lmaginarium? What are you talking about? 1511 01:32:24,954 --> 01:32:28,188 - I can't even run away. - You can't even run away from what? 1512 01:32:28,292 --> 01:32:29,960 - You wanna run away from this? - Yes. 1513 01:32:30,065 --> 01:32:33,401 Listen, if you wanna get away, I can take you to a beautiful place. 1514 01:32:33,506 --> 01:32:35,799 All right? I can take you somewhere. 1515 01:32:35,904 --> 01:32:39,450 I can get you out of this darkness. I'll take you to the light, all right? 1516 01:32:39,554 --> 01:32:41,327 I'll take you somewhere beautiful. 1517 01:32:41,431 --> 01:32:44,038 Just you and me. Now trust me. Come with me now. 1518 01:32:44,143 --> 01:32:46,125 We don't have time for this. All right? 1519 01:32:46,229 --> 01:32:48,314 Now, it's gonna be a paradise, all right? 1520 01:32:48,418 --> 01:32:50,817 It's my world. It could be our world. 1521 01:32:50,921 --> 01:32:52,694 Trust me, it'll be perfect. 1522 01:32:54,049 --> 01:32:56,761 Ah, now. No, see, yeah, that's bad. 1523 01:32:56,866 --> 01:32:59,576 - Did some light reading and found this. - Can I have a look? 1524 01:32:59,681 --> 01:33:02,184 - Valentina might be interested. - We don't have time. 1525 01:33:02,289 --> 01:33:04,270 - We gotta get inside. - He's a liar! 1526 01:33:04,374 --> 01:33:06,981 - He's nothing but a liar, Val. - This was in the past. 1527 01:33:07,086 --> 01:33:09,276 In the present, I have to get you in there. 1528 01:33:09,380 --> 01:33:11,570 - So come here and trust me... - Shut up! 1529 01:33:12,821 --> 01:33:14,489 Shut up! 1530 01:33:15,220 --> 01:33:16,888 Val! Valentina! 1531 01:33:16,993 --> 01:33:18,349 No! 1532 01:33:19,600 --> 01:33:21,685 - Aarghh! - Right. 1533 01:33:22,936 --> 01:33:25,023 I didn't want it to get to this point, mate. 1534 01:33:25,752 --> 01:33:28,881 You don't believe what you read in the newspapers. 1535 01:33:30,341 --> 01:33:31,697 Especially The Mirror. 1536 01:33:43,481 --> 01:33:45,567 You were right. 1537 01:33:45,671 --> 01:33:47,549 The world is beautiful. 1538 01:33:48,486 --> 01:33:52,136 - Hmm. - I always dreamed you'd be like this. 1539 01:33:52,241 --> 01:33:54,223 Yeah? 1540 01:33:59,541 --> 01:34:03,400 And er... well, didn't I say you'd be happy here? 1541 01:34:04,338 --> 01:34:06,946 Isn't it just... perfect? 1542 01:34:07,049 --> 01:34:08,405 Perfect. 1543 01:34:09,865 --> 01:34:11,013 Hmm. 1544 01:34:11,118 --> 01:34:13,307 If only we didn't have to make a choice. 1545 01:34:13,411 --> 01:34:15,496 There doesn't have to be a choice. 1546 01:34:15,601 --> 01:34:18,209 Sweetheart, a rule's a rule. 1547 01:34:18,313 --> 01:34:19,877 Those are my father's rules. 1548 01:34:19,982 --> 01:34:21,545 We're free. 1549 01:34:22,380 --> 01:34:24,257 - See? - Oh. 1550 01:34:24,360 --> 01:34:25,822 - Really? - Really. 1551 01:34:25,925 --> 01:34:27,594 Hmm. 1552 01:34:27,698 --> 01:34:29,575 Well, er... I suppose you are right. 1553 01:34:30,409 --> 01:34:34,060 Tony, we're free if we want to be. 1554 01:34:35,206 --> 01:34:37,293 Let's just let the river do the choosing. 1555 01:34:38,648 --> 01:34:40,943 Now... kiss me. 1556 01:34:53,040 --> 01:34:55,751 Oh, Val, you're a very naughty girl. 1557 01:35:00,965 --> 01:35:03,573 When the moon hits your eyes 1558 01:35:03,678 --> 01:35:05,971 Like a big pizza pie 1559 01:35:06,076 --> 01:35:08,370 That's amore 1560 01:35:08,474 --> 01:35:11,185 When the stars make you drool 1561 01:35:11,289 --> 01:35:13,584 Just like pasta fazool 1562 01:35:13,688 --> 01:35:15,357 You're in love 1563 01:35:18,485 --> 01:35:20,467 You know... 1564 01:35:22,031 --> 01:35:23,699 ...I think maybe I love you, Tony. 1565 01:35:24,639 --> 01:35:26,621 Val. 1566 01:35:26,724 --> 01:35:29,122 We should lie here more often. 1567 01:35:30,999 --> 01:35:33,086 Get married. 1568 01:35:33,815 --> 01:35:36,214 Make babies. 1569 01:35:43,722 --> 01:35:47,060 - Well, maybe this is my, er... choice. - What d'you mean? 1570 01:35:47,164 --> 01:35:49,771 That's a child. It's not a choice. 1571 01:35:49,876 --> 01:35:51,649 - She needs our help. - Yes. 1572 01:35:51,752 --> 01:35:54,568 It's OK. It's OK. Come here, we'll help you. 1573 01:35:54,673 --> 01:35:56,758 Look, don't worry. Don't worry, come here. 1574 01:35:56,863 --> 01:35:58,845 No, no, it's OK, we're here to help you. 1575 01:35:58,948 --> 01:36:00,617 - Tony, help me. She's strong. - No! 1576 01:36:00,722 --> 01:36:03,329 Come, it's OK. Honestly, no. 1577 01:36:03,432 --> 01:36:05,519 No, we're friends. Come here. 1578 01:36:08,021 --> 01:36:10,629 Huh? 1579 01:36:11,671 --> 01:36:14,278 - Smile for the cameras, sweetheart. - Lovely! 1580 01:36:14,383 --> 01:36:16,468 I think this is my world. 1581 01:36:16,573 --> 01:36:18,136 Ode To Joy 1582 01:36:19,598 --> 01:36:22,934 Well, sustainability's great. I mean, if you can achieve it. 1583 01:36:23,039 --> 01:36:25,750 The problem in most cases is you simply can't get there. 1584 01:36:25,855 --> 01:36:30,234 Don't you risk entrenching the need for charity by institutionalising it? 1585 01:36:30,339 --> 01:36:33,780 It's an unfortunate truism that charity, like poor little Olga here, 1586 01:36:33,885 --> 01:36:35,866 is always with us, to coin a phrase. 1587 01:36:35,970 --> 01:36:37,951 Ah, there you are, my darling. 1588 01:36:38,055 --> 01:36:41,601 Ladies and gentlemen, isn't she a wonder? Hello. Big smiles. 1589 01:36:41,705 --> 01:36:45,146 - What's your message to the President? - I wouldn't presume to have message to the President. 1590 01:36:45,251 --> 01:36:49,215 I think, luckily for the Foundation, we see eye-to-eye on most things. 1591 01:36:49,318 --> 01:36:51,509 - Tony, I had something... - Oh, one sec, love. 1592 01:36:55,472 --> 01:36:57,245 Mr President, thank you for coming. 1593 01:36:57,349 --> 01:36:59,226 - There he is. - It's great to see you. 1594 01:36:59,331 --> 01:37:03,188 We are the children of the world 1595 01:37:03,293 --> 01:37:06,943 And we have suffered for your sins 1596 01:37:07,569 --> 01:37:10,697 But if you open up your heart 1597 01:37:10,801 --> 01:37:13,826 A beautiful new day begins... 1598 01:37:14,660 --> 01:37:18,518 Ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding for the President. 1599 01:37:19,874 --> 01:37:21,856 Yes, so many suffering children. 1600 01:37:21,960 --> 01:37:26,132 So much opportunity to do some good, really. It'll be a big year for our Foundation. 1601 01:37:26,236 --> 01:37:29,051 President is getting ready to make a speech, introduce me on the stage. 1602 01:37:29,156 --> 01:37:31,033 - Yeah. - Lovely. 1603 01:37:31,137 --> 01:37:33,014 Talk to you tomorrow. Yes, absolutely. 1604 01:37:33,119 --> 01:37:35,309 I've only three words to say. 1605 01:37:36,873 --> 01:37:39,168 Well done, Tony. 1606 01:37:39,271 --> 01:37:41,670 Ah, the children. The children. 1607 01:37:43,129 --> 01:37:45,737 This is a vital moment for the future of the Foundation. 1608 01:37:45,842 --> 01:37:48,552 - Children of the world depend on us. - Valentina! 1609 01:37:51,890 --> 01:37:53,664 Valentina! 1610 01:37:53,767 --> 01:37:55,436 - Anton? - Yep. 1611 01:37:56,896 --> 01:37:59,503 - Anton? - Yes, yes, listen to me right now. 1612 01:37:59,607 --> 01:38:01,588 This is nothing to do with you. This is him. 1613 01:38:01,693 --> 01:38:03,674 - Where are you? - This is his imagination. 1614 01:38:03,779 --> 01:38:05,030 Right, call security now! 1615 01:38:05,135 --> 01:38:07,011 Down here, under your arm. Yes, yes. 1616 01:38:07,115 --> 01:38:09,514 - What... Anton, what are you doing here? - Look. 1617 01:38:09,619 --> 01:38:13,164 "Disgraced Director of children's charity, Suffer The Little Children..." 1618 01:38:13,269 --> 01:38:15,354 He's lying. It's not right, he's jeal... 1619 01:38:15,458 --> 01:38:19,839 "...was arrested last week on charges of stealing organs of Third World children 1620 01:38:19,943 --> 01:38:22,238 and selling them to wealthy Westerners." 1621 01:38:23,801 --> 01:38:25,679 - Come back. - What are you doing? 1622 01:38:25,783 --> 01:38:27,243 - That's Anton. - He's lying. 1623 01:38:27,347 --> 01:38:29,329 - Stop! - Whose side are you on? 1624 01:38:31,520 --> 01:38:33,396 You, you've betrayed me, haven't you? 1625 01:38:33,499 --> 01:38:36,733 - After all we've been through. - Don't you touch her! 1626 01:38:36,838 --> 01:38:41,112 I'll show 'em! I'll show them all, Tony. I'll show 'em all. 1627 01:38:41,217 --> 01:38:43,825 Have had the courage to fight poverty... 1628 01:38:43,929 --> 01:38:46,744 - He's a liar, he's a fraud! - Come here, you little bastard! 1629 01:38:46,849 --> 01:38:48,622 - Do not believe him. - I'll kill you. 1630 01:38:48,726 --> 01:38:51,541 ...passion... and dedication... - All right, all right... 1631 01:38:51,646 --> 01:38:53,731 - Trying to... ...careers and struggles... 1632 01:38:53,835 --> 01:38:56,234 Shut up! Trying to ruin my world! 1633 01:38:56,339 --> 01:38:58,112 Stop him! 1634 01:38:58,216 --> 01:39:00,406 - My God. - Somebody stop him. 1635 01:39:00,511 --> 01:39:02,699 - He's a monster! - Stop him! 1636 01:39:02,804 --> 01:39:04,995 He was being a very naughty little boy. 1637 01:39:08,644 --> 01:39:10,521 Christ. Mr President. 1638 01:39:10,626 --> 01:39:12,086 Fuck. 1639 01:39:12,191 --> 01:39:13,545 Right. 1640 01:39:14,380 --> 01:39:15,527 Stop him! 1641 01:39:15,632 --> 01:39:17,822 Get out of me way! Christ. 1642 01:39:19,699 --> 01:39:21,576 Er, exit sign? 1643 01:39:21,681 --> 01:39:23,140 Er, oh, no. 1644 01:39:23,244 --> 01:39:25,434 No! No! 1645 01:39:25,539 --> 01:39:27,521 No! I can't. No, no, no... 1646 01:39:28,876 --> 01:39:30,754 No, not good. Er... 1647 01:39:31,900 --> 01:39:34,403 I'm coming after you, Tony! I'm coming after you! 1648 01:39:34,507 --> 01:39:36,072 No, get off me. 1649 01:39:36,176 --> 01:39:37,740 Get off of me. 1650 01:39:45,562 --> 01:39:47,231 Anton! Anton! 1651 01:39:47,335 --> 01:39:48,794 - Are you OK? - Are you all right? 1652 01:39:48,899 --> 01:39:50,672 Val! Val, watch out! 1653 01:39:50,776 --> 01:39:52,340 Be careful. Are you all right? 1654 01:39:52,444 --> 01:39:54,217 Valentina. 1655 01:39:54,322 --> 01:39:56,095 - Val. Val! - Anton. 1656 01:39:58,910 --> 01:40:00,057 Anton. 1657 01:40:01,517 --> 01:40:03,707 Val, help me. 1658 01:40:03,811 --> 01:40:05,688 Hold on to me. Hold on to me, please. 1659 01:40:05,793 --> 01:40:07,775 Hold on! 1660 01:40:08,504 --> 01:40:11,633 Aaarrghh! Ohh! Ohh! 1661 01:40:12,676 --> 01:40:14,032 I'm sorry. 1662 01:40:14,136 --> 01:40:15,700 I was so wrong. 1663 01:40:15,804 --> 01:40:17,160 Yeah, I know, I know. 1664 01:40:19,559 --> 01:40:21,436 But I love you. 1665 01:40:31,030 --> 01:40:34,680 Who are you working for? You didn't come up with all this by yourself. 1666 01:40:34,785 --> 01:40:37,184 - You bastard! - Nah, somebody's got to you. 1667 01:40:37,287 --> 01:40:40,311 Somebody's paid you. Speak a little Russian, do we? 1668 01:40:41,459 --> 01:40:43,752 - Valentina! Scrumpy! - Huh? 1669 01:40:45,421 --> 01:40:47,611 Miraculous child, there you are. 1670 01:40:47,716 --> 01:40:49,175 You old bastard. 1671 01:40:49,280 --> 01:40:50,948 After everything we've been through. 1672 01:40:51,052 --> 01:40:52,930 How could you? Is this how you repay me? 1673 01:40:53,034 --> 01:40:55,329 I can't believe it. After everything. 1674 01:40:55,433 --> 01:40:57,623 - And this is all your doing. - Yeah, all my doing? 1675 01:40:57,728 --> 01:40:59,605 - How could you, Doc? - No, no, no, no, no. 1676 01:40:59,709 --> 01:41:04,193 I'm Felicity. I-I mean I'm the falicitator the facilitator dear boy. 1677 01:41:04,297 --> 01:41:07,217 I create the opportunity. It's not my fault if you're not up to it. 1678 01:41:07,321 --> 01:41:09,616 I'll forgive you. 1679 01:41:19,315 --> 01:41:20,670 Dad! 1680 01:41:21,505 --> 01:41:23,381 Dad! 1681 01:41:26,510 --> 01:41:27,866 Wake up. 1682 01:41:27,971 --> 01:41:29,430 Dad! 1683 01:41:29,534 --> 01:41:30,890 Please. 1684 01:41:32,559 --> 01:41:34,748 - Please. - Step back, miss. Step back. 1685 01:41:36,313 --> 01:41:37,773 Sir? Can...? 1686 01:41:39,025 --> 01:41:41,632 Please, miss. There's n-nothing you can do. 1687 01:41:41,736 --> 01:41:43,926 - He's, he's d-d-dead... - No! 1688 01:41:44,030 --> 01:41:46,220 D-D-Dead drunk. 1689 01:41:47,159 --> 01:41:49,661 - Bollocks. - Haven't we seen this guy before? 1690 01:41:49,766 --> 01:41:52,477 - Oh, they all look the same. - Aye, bloody drunks. 1691 01:41:56,962 --> 01:41:58,944 I hate you! 1692 01:41:59,048 --> 01:42:01,133 You make me sick! 1693 01:42:12,395 --> 01:42:14,377 This is to be my choice? 1694 01:42:21,677 --> 01:42:25,118 Hold your horses. There's absolutely no need for that. 1695 01:42:25,223 --> 01:42:27,100 That's just plain contrariness. 1696 01:42:27,205 --> 01:42:30,646 Oh, you really think you deserve punishment, don't you? 1697 01:42:31,377 --> 01:42:34,818 You have no idea. You're just a kid. 1698 01:42:34,922 --> 01:42:35,755 Huh! 1699 01:42:35,860 --> 01:42:38,468 Where have you been? I'm a woman now. 1700 01:42:38,572 --> 01:42:40,867 Selfish bitch. 1701 01:42:41,804 --> 01:42:45,142 - Only fit for... - Only fit for Hell. 1702 01:42:47,332 --> 01:42:49,314 If only. 1703 01:42:50,982 --> 01:42:53,590 God, stop. Your pop'd never forgive me. 1704 01:42:54,528 --> 01:42:56,091 That'd be a shame. 1705 01:42:59,637 --> 01:43:00,993 Let's dance. 1706 01:43:44,793 --> 01:43:45,941 Damn. 1707 01:43:47,714 --> 01:43:49,277 I've won. 1708 01:44:16,183 --> 01:44:20,772 You know it's... not exactly what I had in mind, you know. 1709 01:44:23,171 --> 01:44:25,048 All this. 1710 01:44:25,151 --> 01:44:27,967 I mean, Valentina being the fifth. 1711 01:44:29,323 --> 01:44:33,286 I mean, she's supposed to be the prize, not part of the final score. 1712 01:44:34,954 --> 01:44:36,936 Just doesn't seem fair. 1713 01:44:39,230 --> 01:44:42,359 I hope they get that bastard and tear him limb from limb. 1714 01:44:42,462 --> 01:44:44,132 But they won't. 1715 01:44:44,861 --> 01:44:46,843 He leads a charmed life, that one. 1716 01:44:46,948 --> 01:44:48,408 Mm. 1717 01:44:49,450 --> 01:44:51,640 I've been trying to get that bastard for years. 1718 01:44:51,745 --> 01:44:53,934 I thought I had him this time, but, you know, 1719 01:44:54,039 --> 01:44:57,063 some prat always seems to come along and rescue him. 1720 01:44:58,003 --> 01:44:59,357 Aargh! 1721 01:45:00,922 --> 01:45:02,903 You know those er... 1722 01:45:03,007 --> 01:45:06,345 weird markings that he had on his forehead when you found him? 1723 01:45:07,179 --> 01:45:09,056 What is all that about? 1724 01:45:12,602 --> 01:45:14,479 Do they protect him or... What is it? 1725 01:45:15,731 --> 01:45:18,130 I've never been into all black magic stuff. 1726 01:45:18,234 --> 01:45:20,214 I just couldn't get the hang of it. 1727 01:45:22,717 --> 01:45:26,681 Can I offer you a stick of gum or a breath mint? 1728 01:45:28,662 --> 01:45:31,164 Oh, Jesus. I hate to see you like this, Parny. 1729 01:45:31,269 --> 01:45:32,730 I mean... 1730 01:45:32,833 --> 01:45:34,814 I tell you what. 1731 01:45:34,919 --> 01:45:38,360 If you can get me the lowdown on all those satanic markings... 1732 01:45:38,464 --> 01:45:42,115 Better, if you can help me wipe that self-righteous little creep 1733 01:45:42,219 --> 01:45:43,992 off the face of the universe... 1734 01:45:44,723 --> 01:45:46,703 I'll give you Valentina back. 1735 01:45:54,004 --> 01:45:55,985 What do you say? 1736 01:46:01,199 --> 01:46:03,077 Oh! 1737 01:46:03,181 --> 01:46:05,162 Thank God for that. 1738 01:46:14,235 --> 01:46:15,174 Huh? 1739 01:46:16,320 --> 01:46:17,259 Oh... 1740 01:46:20,700 --> 01:46:22,682 Huh? Oh, shit. 1741 01:46:22,787 --> 01:46:24,455 Give it to me. 1742 01:46:24,559 --> 01:46:26,228 Oh, no. 1743 01:46:26,332 --> 01:46:28,209 Look, I'm in a bit of a hurry. 1744 01:46:28,314 --> 01:46:30,920 Now just give us a second, please, everybody. 1745 01:46:33,840 --> 01:46:34,884 Oh! 1746 01:46:34,987 --> 01:46:37,178 Here's your tube and there's mine. 1747 01:46:37,283 --> 01:46:41,558 Mine's a cheap counterfeit, you know. It breaks so easily. 1748 01:46:43,331 --> 01:46:45,311 Oh, here's another. 1749 01:46:46,147 --> 01:46:46,876 Stop! 1750 01:46:46,980 --> 01:46:48,752 You're not amused? 1751 01:46:48,857 --> 01:46:51,987 You've been talking to the Devil, haven't you? What did he say? 1752 01:46:52,091 --> 01:46:53,968 No, wait, let me. 1753 01:46:54,072 --> 01:46:57,514 If you manage to kill me, then he'll release Valentina, right? 1754 01:46:58,870 --> 01:47:00,538 It's all lies. He can't release her. 1755 01:47:00,643 --> 01:47:02,937 He can't release her cos he doesn't have her. 1756 01:47:03,041 --> 01:47:05,543 He doesn't have her because she's the prize. 1757 01:47:05,647 --> 01:47:07,525 He still doesn't have the five wins. 1758 01:47:07,629 --> 01:47:09,611 But if you kill me, he will, won't he? 1759 01:47:09,716 --> 01:47:11,905 Then you'll have lost Valentina forever. 1760 01:47:12,010 --> 01:47:13,052 Choose. 1761 01:47:13,157 --> 01:47:15,137 - This is ridiculous! - Choose! 1762 01:47:15,867 --> 01:47:16,598 Right. 1763 01:47:21,916 --> 01:47:23,167 That one. 1764 01:47:23,272 --> 01:47:25,149 Sure you made the right choice? 1765 01:47:25,254 --> 01:47:27,235 Oh, look... 1766 01:47:28,174 --> 01:47:29,842 Let's find out. 1767 01:47:35,786 --> 01:47:37,038 Voila. 1768 01:47:47,675 --> 01:47:49,657 Jesus! Spit it out, you old goat. 1769 01:47:55,392 --> 01:47:57,061 Gotcha! 1770 01:48:06,134 --> 01:48:09,158 Thank you all for coming. It's been a splendid success. 1771 01:48:09,262 --> 01:48:10,721 Uh... 1772 01:48:10,826 --> 01:48:12,599 Round the neck. 1773 01:48:54,522 --> 01:48:56,190 Hey! 1774 01:48:57,233 --> 01:49:00,884 There are three cardinal rules, Mr Nick. 1775 01:49:01,822 --> 01:49:05,889 There is no black magic, only cheap tricks. 1776 01:49:06,619 --> 01:49:08,601 And I forget the others. 1777 01:49:08,705 --> 01:49:11,312 Now where's my daughter? 1778 01:49:11,417 --> 01:49:13,398 Oh, for Christ's sakes. 1779 01:49:13,502 --> 01:49:15,380 How should I know? 1780 01:49:15,483 --> 01:49:18,404 You're her father. You're her loving father. 1781 01:49:26,224 --> 01:49:28,102 I mean, she is free, isn't she? 1782 01:49:29,041 --> 01:49:29,874 Jesus. 1783 01:49:45,831 --> 01:49:47,707 And the years roll on. 1784 01:49:49,584 --> 01:49:51,462 Winds still blow. 1785 01:49:52,401 --> 01:49:54,278 Snows still fall. 1786 01:49:54,382 --> 01:49:57,406 Fires... still burn. 1787 01:49:59,388 --> 01:50:01,370 And yet... 1788 01:50:01,473 --> 01:50:03,455 everything has changed. 1789 01:50:05,749 --> 01:50:07,626 Is that my punishment? 1790 01:50:10,546 --> 01:50:12,528 Am I never to find her? 1791 01:50:30,882 --> 01:50:32,863 Please stop. 1792 01:50:34,011 --> 01:50:35,888 No more choices. 1793 01:50:36,930 --> 01:50:38,912 No more choices. 1794 01:52:53,962 --> 01:52:55,944 So you found her? 1795 01:52:56,048 --> 01:52:57,926 Yes. 1796 01:52:59,073 --> 01:53:00,846 Yes, I found her. 1797 01:53:03,139 --> 01:53:04,599 I think... 1798 01:53:05,643 --> 01:53:07,624 ...she may have a daughter. 1799 01:53:08,770 --> 01:53:10,648 You're not going in there, are you? 1800 01:53:13,151 --> 01:53:14,090 Er... 1801 01:53:14,924 --> 01:53:17,739 You wouldn't want to scar a child for life, would you? 1802 01:53:18,991 --> 01:53:20,867 Look at you. 1803 01:53:20,972 --> 01:53:22,954 No. 1804 01:53:24,727 --> 01:53:25,979 Ohh. 1805 01:53:26,916 --> 01:53:28,794 The Great Doctor Parnassus. 1806 01:53:29,732 --> 01:53:32,027 You're an utter disgrace. 1807 01:53:36,302 --> 01:53:37,971 This is gonna take some time. 1808 01:53:38,075 --> 01:53:39,952 Oh, Percy. 1809 01:53:41,099 --> 01:53:42,976 What would I do without you? 1810 01:53:45,375 --> 01:53:47,357 Get a midget. 1811 01:53:48,190 --> 01:53:51,112 Let Doctor Parnassus open your imagination. 1812 01:53:51,215 --> 01:53:54,448 Transcend heights on Beauty's open wing 1813 01:53:54,553 --> 01:53:57,577 and be transported to worlds you've never dreamed of. 1814 01:54:00,393 --> 01:54:02,375 Does it come with a happy ending? 1815 01:54:03,626 --> 01:54:05,607 Sorry, we can't guarantee that. 1816 01:54:12,176 --> 01:54:13,116 Ladies. 1817 01:54:14,053 --> 01:54:15,931 God bless you, son. 1818 01:54:25,004 --> 01:54:26,881 Get back to work. 1819 02:01:23,091 --> 02:01:27,433 We are the children of the world 1820 02:01:27,539 --> 02:01:31,245 And we have suffered for your sins 1821 02:01:31,668 --> 02:01:35,057 But if you open up your heart 1822 02:01:35,163 --> 02:01:38,128 A beautiful new day begins 1823 02:01:38,234 --> 02:01:42,469 To lead us all to pastures green 1824 02:01:42,575 --> 02:01:47,023 Where we are free to laugh and run 1825 02:01:47,129 --> 02:01:50,200 With our good Shepherd Tony 1826 02:01:50,306 --> 02:01:54,435 Please let his will be done128594

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