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It's alive!
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Oh, my God ... Larry!
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Infinity.
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Just like that.
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Ah, fuck.
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I am Sauron, Lord of the Rings!
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I did it!
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Oh! Nooooo!
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Are we expecting anyone?
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If you're a salesman,
we don't have any mo... Oh!
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- Is she here?
- I, uh, uh, uh...
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Honey, who is it?
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- Mother?
- Bambi?
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Father said you
couldn't be with us
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because man had
taken you away.
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Aman, Bambi.
Aman took me away.
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- This is David.
- Um, would you like to come in?
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Please do. I ...
I have a lot to explain.
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No. I just wanted the truth,
and I got it.
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Mama, who is it?
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Bambi II,
meet your brother.
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- Do you want to play with me?
- A brother?! I, uh...
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- Come on. I'll show you my salt lick.
- Okay.
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Well, hello, there, buddy.
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Who...
Whose bear is this?
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Easy, big guy.
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Yeah, I got a Code 7
on platform 6.
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Ha-ha.
N-Nice Teddy.
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Are you hungry?
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Aaaoww!
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Aah! Aaaah!
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And then Paddington pulled out
his spine and roared to the sky.
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- Another trophy for his bloodlust.
- This book's awesome!
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The San Diego Zoo's
last male red panda has died.
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With only one female left,
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this will be the end
of the red panda species.
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Marco, you can Animorph
into a red panda, right?
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Oh, no. No way.
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I'm saving myself
for the right humangirl.
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You're 18 and still a virgin?
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Pound that panda!
Pound that panda!
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Pound that panda!
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Dude, you don't have to
go down on the red panda.
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It's about her pleasure, too, guys.
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You think anybody saw you
chomping down on that red panda?
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Uh, well, I'm not
in prison, so no.
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Authorities are calling
the red panda's pregnancy
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a virgin birth,
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so we eagerly await the
arrival of red panda Jesus.
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So, obviously, the Civil War
was fought over states' rights.
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Whoooooa!
Oh!
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Brainy, what are you doing?
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My glasses!
I can't find my glasses!
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Papa Smurf always says,
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"Brainy Smurf without his glasses
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is like Smurfette without her tits ...
absolutely useless!"
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- They're on your face!
- Your tits?
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Oh. Oh!
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Aah! Argh!
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I believe you're suffering
from CTE, Brainy ...
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chronic traumatic
encephalopathy,
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most likely from being tossed
onto your head
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- one too many times.
- What do we do?!
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Holistic approaches,
like acupuncture,
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have been shown to ...
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Not in the head.
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Aah!
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Oh, look at that.
Looks fine to me.
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Fine?!
You diagnosed him with CTE
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and gave him a loaded
handgun, you idiot!
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Well, you should have
gone to Dr. Smurf.
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I'm Costume Party Smurf!
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Holy shit!
Aliens exist!
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I feel so small.
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We wasted so much time
fighting for turf
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when we were just
a mote of dust in God's eye.
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Here comes the fucking Punisher!
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- Wait, wait, wait!
- None of this matters now!
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Gunshot, gunshot!
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- Ooh, shotgun!
- Fighting over watches?
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Watch me jam your heads
up each other's wormholes.
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Wait, wait!
We're not alone in the universe?
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This does change everything.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you got it. You got it!
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Hey, aliens, watch me fly!
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Steve, your testimony today could
help put away a very bad guy.
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What did you see
on the day in question?
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Well, I was playing
with my best friend, Blue,
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when I heard my neighbor scream.
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A stranger ran by
covered in blood!
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When I went to their house,
their faces had been cut off.
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There were clues everywhere.
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Steve, do you think the stranger
killed your neighbors
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as retribution for their testimony
against the Death Wheels?
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Yeah, yeah!
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Objection!
Leading the witness.
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- Objection!
- Overruled.
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The witness shall answer
the question.
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Y-Yes.
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And is that stranger
in this courtroom today?
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Over there!
Over there!
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That's him.
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You better sleep
with one eye open.
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Hiya, Blue.
Nice to meet you.
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- I'm your new friend, Joe.
- Where is Steve?
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Steve had to go into...
witness protection.
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But he's still in touch with,
like, his parents or someone, no?
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Be good.
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No witnesses.
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Is the target's limo approaching?
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Give the go-code.
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Finally, I will see you dead,
Wonder Woman.
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Or should I call you by your
real name, Princess Diana.
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Is Princess Diana dead?
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What do you mean, wrong limo?
Shred everything!
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She was a candle in the wind.
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I am Skeleton!
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No, that's too on-the-nose.
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Um... Let's see.
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Oh. Hm!
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Ho-ho! Hey, now!
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They expect us to believe
that a single bullet
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entered through
President Kennedy's head,
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ricocheted off the mirror,
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came back up through
Governor Connally's body,
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turned right, then left,
then hit the president again?
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This Magic Bullet theory is absurd!
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Honey, what's wrong?
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Hup, we gotta get out
of Dallas, Martha.
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I've done something bad ...
something very bad.
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- Did you hear that?
- Ah, the Children of the Night.
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What beautiful music they make.
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Uh, hello. We are
the Children of the Night,
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and this is
Mozart's Third Symphony,
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"The Awakening of Autumn."
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You're making me
look like a real asshole!
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Ah, what the hell are you?!
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No, don't answer that.
I kill you now.
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- Did he call yet, Mom?
- No, honey.
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But you know your father
would never miss your birthday.
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Mwah!
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Caroline, do me a favor and drop
off this $400,000 at the bank.
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Let me do that shit.
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Caroline gets dumb bitch
all over everything.
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Then it's out of bounds
because it's heavy-flow Friday.
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You gotta see how I
murdered this tampon!
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Uh, no, Bitch Pudding.
Just go.
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Gonna need your gas card.
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Suck my dick, temp job.
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I'm off to Reno, baby!
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Not today, pigs!
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A motel for jerking off!
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Time to bash my bean
on a pile of cash.
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There's more
dead birds in here
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than Woody Woodpecker's
fuck dungeon.
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My name is Norman Bates.
My hobby is taxidermy.
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And my hobby is getting stuffed,
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but I don't hang
my cooch on the wall.
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Ugh! This place smells like
my granny's embalmed asshole!
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Gonna jerk it outside.
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- Oh, Mother, she's just a customer.
- She's a slut!
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Who's a slut?
I'ma slut!
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Let's party!
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Oh, Mother, I'm sorry.
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No, no, you're not sorry.
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He's straight-up
Gollum and shit.
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It's time to change
your diaper, Mother.
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Go smash your testicles
with a toilet seat, dear.
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Oh, Mama, you got out
of my head and you're real.
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I'm gonna be up in yo ass
if you don't do as I say!
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Oh!
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Gah!
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I did what you said,
Mother! Wait.
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Mother only makes me
smash my testicles on Tuesdays.
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That was not my mother!
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Huh?
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What have you done to Mother?
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Sorry, but you can only
Real Doll your dead mama
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for so long before she
needs a freakin' shower.
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Oh! Ugh!
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Aah! You never hit
a mentally ill person
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with his dead mother's severed
leg! It's a real trigger!
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Then trigger warning, bitch!
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Oh! I just...
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Fore!
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Hello? The police?
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Yes, this is Norman Bates.
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There's a psycho after me.
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Snip, snip!
Boo, fuck nut!
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Ow! Whoa!
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10 points!
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- I love traveling with you!
- Should we, you know...
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Put your cock in her!
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- What the?
- Who said that?
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Are we being watched?
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Nooo!
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Put your hand cock in her!
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Well, he's probably
just stuck in traffic.
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