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It is all gone!
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Well, how can it possibly
be fucking gone?
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There was 40 grand in there.
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Yeah, eight months ago
there was 40 grand in there.
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Eight months! How many
fucking scatter cushions do you need?
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Don't talk to me like I'm a cunt!
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Baby? Are you all right?
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It doesn't make sense.
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I know!
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You haven't worked
a single day for eight months.
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Take the money for the Jacuzzi
out of the holiday dough.
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I can't have it out of action
cos it's for my back.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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Wake up, Jay!
There's no fucking holiday money!
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And there is nothing wrong
with your back!
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It's all in your fucking head.
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Fuck. Fucking...
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Jay!
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Ouch!
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Jay!
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Jay!
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Oh!
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Jay!
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- 24 tins of tuna?
- Yeah, they were doing a deal.
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Can you stop spinning?
You're doing my head in.
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You should've
done me a list then.
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I did! It was on the fridge, you left it!
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- 10 bottles of wine?
- You invited 'em.
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What do you want to drink, Shel?
Herbal tea?
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Oh, look, it says toilet roll
and it's underlined twice.
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Oh, 197 pounds. And, no, you didn't
get any toilet roll, did you,
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just, you know, loads of bottles of wine.
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- That's good, Jay.
- I'll pop round the newsagents.
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They'll have it, won't they?
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You're in serious danger
of turning into a miserable cow, Shel.
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I'm not going to sit here and have you
glaring at me for another half hour.
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Sam? Sammy?
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Babe, he's got loads of stuff.
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- He doesn't need any more.
- It was four and a half quid, you wally.
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He's got loads.
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- En guard!
- Cool.
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Daddy's promised
to do bedtime stories tonight.
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Yeah, we can do that, mate.
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Get him! Come on, Sam!
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'There were once
these two brave and honourable soldiers, '
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'and they were in charge
of guarding a man in a car.'
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I want a story about king Arthur.
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- My story is better.
- No, it isn't.
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Are you listening, cos you can go
straight to sleep without one?
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What kind of car?
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A bullet-proof one.
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They were driving around this city,
you see.
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What city?
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Bagdadistan.
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So there were these insurgents
and they made a bomb
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and it blew up the Humvee
in front of the column.
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It's not real though, is it?
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No, not any more, no.
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You shouldn't shout at Mummy.
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Well, she started it, mate.
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You are a bit lazy though.
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- Who says?
- Mummy.
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Does she now?
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And me.
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Do it, Daddy.
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OK.
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One, two, three...
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Abracadabra.
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Hi, how're you doing?
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You're looking gorgeous as usual...
Ahh... please God
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It's so good to see you. Hi.
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- Fiona.
- Come on in.
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- You?
- Yeah.
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Canny wee tipple... your favourite?
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Is that you?
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Mmm! Swedish National service.
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I didn't know they made girls do that!
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Oh, they don't!
They don't, I wanted to do it.
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Why should the boys
get to have all the fun, eh?
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Here you both are...
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- What uniform is that?
- Security assignment.
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Is it dangerous?
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In danger of getting your knickers
ripped off later, big girl.
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The money's good.
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The money's really good, Jay.
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I can't.
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Here.
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Try one of these.
Blow your fucking head off.
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I'm not eating anything red
at the moment.
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- Does Shel know?
- What, about the diet?
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No, about the job.
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Might have mentioned something
in passing.
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No wonder she's been
on my fucking back. Don't do that, Gal.
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I wish someone would fucking clarify
the chain of command here.
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- Who's wagging the dog?
- Jay! Jay!
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Coming.
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That's cleared that up.
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Fuck off.
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We are done. Bon Appétit.
Tuck in, everyone.
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- Well done.
- Thank you.
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Aww!
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- This is beautiful.
- Thank you. It's not my worst.
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- Army and Navy.
- Gravy?
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Your track record's good.
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Dig in.
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- And now... Cheers and welcome.
- Yeah, cheers. Here's to you.
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- Lots of love.
- Cheers.
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Thank you, thank you...
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Is there anything here
that you want, Fiona?
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- I'm really happy.
- You sure?
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What are these
little chef's hats about?
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I just thought...
you could pick them up with your fingers.
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They're little Swedish chefs.
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Who is gonna say Grace,
are you going to say Grace?
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Oh, Stop.
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- Not at my table.
- No?
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No, no.
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I could do it in Irish for you.
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So what-what sort of...
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Do you just sell anything? I don't...
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No, it's kind of...
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No, it's mainly...
sort of IT stuff and, you know.
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It's commercial sales.
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It's not like knocking on doors
and, you know.
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- With a suitcase.
- Yeah, it's not flannels and tea towels.
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I know you would assume that
from Gal's accent, but...
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It was all right, kinda,
when I was younger and stuff
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and when we first
come out of the army.
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But it's not, you know...
As Sam is getting older and stuff.
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It's sort of difficult for him.
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He wants his dad, you know.
132
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So, you have to deal with that
while I am away, don't you?
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I think it's hard on us.
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Three months starts pushing it
we used to say.
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- Three months?
- Sometimes, yeah.
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- Wow.
- Bit like being a single mum.
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- Can I just nip to the loo please?
- Mmm, course.
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- It's just round the corner.
- OK, thanks.
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The lock's not great,
but we know you are in there,
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so I don't think Sam will get
the shock of his life.
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- Top up?
- Oh, yeah.
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I'll get it. I'll get
it sit down, sit down.
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Sure?
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- Old world, new world?
- Whatever you fancy, darling.
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Whatever, mate.
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Christ. You need a circular saw
to get through this meat.
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Because you took the entire rack.
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- I thought...
- I'd cut them all up, hadn't I?
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I thought there was three big ones.
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You could've said to me, darling.
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Do you know what, unlike you,
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I didn't want to embarrass you
in front of everyone.
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As for this, what's all this game?
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We've got every dinner set
and bit of cutlery known to man.
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You've served the gravy
in a fucking Pyrex.
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What's that about?
It's like a chemistry set.
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- Is that all right?
- Yeah, that's my favourite.
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So, what do you do, Fiona?
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Human resources.
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Hatchet man.
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Sorry. Hatchet person.
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What is it?
I mean what does that entail?
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If there is a department
that is under-performing then...
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I go in and assess
the extraneous manpower
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and de-force accordingly...
I'm waiting for a comment!
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- I know there is one coming.
- You sort of sack people?
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It's not personal.
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It is probably personal to them...
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...and their families.
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When was the last time you cared
about the welfare of a family?
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Oh, yeah I know, eight months ago.
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There's a bigger picture
in the business world.
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Your picture doesn't stretch any further
than your front door, does it mate?
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You mean the Jacuzzi.
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I think the 80's recession
was a lot more glamorous.
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No this is, this is much worse.
There's a lot of dirty work to be done.
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I'll tell you one lot
who had no time for extraneous.
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The Nazis.
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Here we go.
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I just wish
I could have had a go at them.
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Difficult for a man to know
where he stands these days.
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You should've had a crack
at the Mick, mate.
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A tour of duty in Belfast
would've done you the world of good.
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I've never understood
the whole Irish thing.
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Cos, I mean,
it's all the same religion, so...
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Not really, love.
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They're all Christian.
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- That's true.
- That's debatable.
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What do I get? Fucking Iraq!
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- Iraq's over. What about now, eh?
- Yeah?
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I've finished.
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Abracadabra!
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That's my fucking pal,
in front of my fucking pal.
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That's not just your fucking pal.
It's not just your fucking pal.
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It's not just your fucking house, Jay!
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Come on, mate,
let's get you to bed.
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Don't you pay any attention to them,
they're just over excited.
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00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,361
Why?
199
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Because they've been drinking,
all right?
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Don't you ever drink, do you hear me?
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- Promise?
- Not even water?
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00:14:21,024 --> 00:14:22,523
Especially not that shit.
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Do you know the government
puts stuff in it that shrinks your balls!
204
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,273
But you fall out with people, don't you?
205
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You fall out with your mates, but then
you become friends again, don't you?
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That's just what mummys
and daddys do sometimes.
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00:14:34,649 --> 00:14:38,523
That's why they're mummys and daddys
because they're best friends, you know?
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Sometimes they fight,
sometimes they argue.
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You know...
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But it doesn't mean anything.
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So, don't be worrying, all right?
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Good lad.
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Sorry.
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00:15:15,607 --> 00:15:17,442
No. Don't be silly.
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How old's your boy?
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- Sammy is seven.
- Oh.
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You?
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No. I never wanted any.
219
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You'll change your mind.
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No, I don't think so.
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I love kids though...
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He was the one, you know?
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The love of your life?
224
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No. The one who started it.
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Knock. Knock.
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Where?
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Local, UK.
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How many on the list?
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Three. Not too strenuous.
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How much?
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Don't ask. Shel got it.
232
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It's nice.
233
00:16:52,232 --> 00:16:54,190
What do you think of Fiona?
234
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Is she the one
you met at your sister's?
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No, Boxercise.
236
00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,939
What?
237
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Hey man, I tell you, a lot of fit women.
238
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It relieves your sexual tension as well.
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Fuck's sake.
240
00:17:07,482 --> 00:17:09,648
Hey, don't knock it
till you've tried, you.
241
00:17:09,649 --> 00:17:10,939
She likes it rough then?
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00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:14,478
- Wouldn't you like to fucking know?
- I'm too old for that shit, so are you.
243
00:17:15,149 --> 00:17:17,358
Yeah? Speak for yourself, granddad.
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- Kiev was...
- Yeah, yeah... I know.
245
00:17:24,232 --> 00:17:26,190
Listen man,
that was eight months ago.
246
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You've got to get back
on the horse again.
247
00:17:28,566 --> 00:17:30,065
Do you know what I mean?
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It's all right, it's all right.
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The old team back together again.
The two musketeers!
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We gonna do it?
251
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:46,979
Fucking get rid of that.
252
00:18:00,358 --> 00:18:02,896
Come on sweetheart.
Come on.
253
00:18:15,482 --> 00:18:17,987
Are you OK? All right?
254
00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:26,481
'They'll never find that body.'
255
00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:30,612
'You could put
almost anything in front of it.'
256
00:18:32,024 --> 00:18:35,481
It doesn't matter how disgusting it is
257
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:39,737
as long as you put that after it,
you're safe...
258
00:18:40,649 --> 00:18:42,653
Fritzl could have got away with it.
259
00:18:43,398 --> 00:18:46,312
It's OK, cos I don't have my gloves on.
260
00:18:47,732 --> 00:18:50,191
Who'd have thunk it?
261
00:19:32,732 --> 00:19:35,112
I'm really sorry.
262
00:20:46,649 --> 00:20:49,065
Cheers! I'll call you, all right?
263
00:20:49,066 --> 00:20:51,939
- You're not driving, mate.
- I am once I find my fucking keys.
264
00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:53,397
Shel, call a cab.
265
00:20:53,398 --> 00:20:55,356
I'm all right man,
dry your eyes for fuck's sake.
266
00:20:55,357 --> 00:20:56,814
I'll drop the car for you in the morning.
267
00:20:56,815 --> 00:20:57,731
The fuck you will.
268
00:20:57,732 --> 00:21:00,148
Why do you have
such a problem following orders?
269
00:21:00,149 --> 00:21:01,356
Get your fucking hands off.
270
00:21:01,357 --> 00:21:04,270
Listen, don't go behind my back
to her again!
271
00:21:11,232 --> 00:21:13,269
Get the fuck off me, man!
272
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:18,395
You ripped my fucking jeans,
you cunt!
273
00:21:26,565 --> 00:21:28,190
That's that shirt fucked.
274
00:21:28,191 --> 00:21:30,023
Wha-hey, come on!
275
00:21:37,649 --> 00:21:39,778
Thank fuck that's over.
276
00:21:51,191 --> 00:21:53,025
Babe?
277
00:21:53,523 --> 00:21:56,232
Baby, come on back in,
it's getting cold.
278
00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,983
Yeah, I'll be up in a minute.
279
00:22:05,231 --> 00:22:07,898
'Wake up.'
280
00:22:07,899 --> 00:22:09,403
'Wake up.'
281
00:22:10,107 --> 00:22:11,815
'Wake up.'
282
00:22:12,024 --> 00:22:13,858
Wake up.
283
00:22:15,398 --> 00:22:17,186
Wake up.
284
00:22:19,774 --> 00:22:21,528
- Wake up.
- No.
285
00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:24,566
Not now!
286
00:22:39,231 --> 00:22:41,269
Come here, I ain't gonna tickle you.
287
00:22:42,523 --> 00:22:47,278
I got you now. There is no escaping!
288
00:22:48,273 --> 00:22:50,436
I'm sorry about last night.
289
00:22:54,190 --> 00:22:56,444
I was being an idiot.
290
00:22:59,190 --> 00:23:00,854
Shel!
291
00:23:02,732 --> 00:23:04,648
Shel!
292
00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:07,481
Yep. No, that's no problem.
They'll be there.
293
00:23:07,482 --> 00:23:10,065
- Shel!
- What?
294
00:23:10,066 --> 00:23:13,229
- Come out here!
- What is it?
295
00:23:13,815 --> 00:23:16,981
Come out here and I'll show you.
296
00:23:16,982 --> 00:23:19,981
No, you come in here.
297
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:22,691
Shel. Come out here, you lazy bugger.
298
00:23:31,690 --> 00:23:33,694
That's the last time.
299
00:23:35,315 --> 00:23:37,689
It's an offering, not an insult.
300
00:23:37,690 --> 00:23:39,728
No. She's taking the piss.
301
00:23:40,357 --> 00:23:42,646
It's a cat, it can't take the piss.
302
00:23:44,982 --> 00:23:47,065
What is it?
303
00:23:47,066 --> 00:23:49,228
Oh no, Jay!
304
00:23:50,523 --> 00:23:51,856
It's a rabbit.
305
00:23:51,857 --> 00:23:53,564
Put it in the outside bin.
306
00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:56,648
Fuck am I. I'll cook it up
with some onion and garlic.
307
00:23:56,649 --> 00:23:58,648
Not in my kitchen!
308
00:23:58,649 --> 00:24:00,483
Oh, yeah.
309
00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:03,983
Oh, just get rid of it, babe.
310
00:24:10,231 --> 00:24:12,269
Smell of that.
311
00:24:15,857 --> 00:24:17,941
What's Daddy doing?
312
00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:21,024
Daddy's showing off.
313
00:24:21,523 --> 00:24:23,311
What's he eating?
314
00:24:23,857 --> 00:24:25,770
He's eating a rabbit.
315
00:24:26,357 --> 00:24:28,272
Where from?
316
00:24:28,273 --> 00:24:30,436
From the cat.
317
00:24:33,649 --> 00:24:36,814
Daddy thinks the cat brings us
little presents.
318
00:24:36,815 --> 00:24:39,522
The cat thinks we don't eat enough
in this house.
319
00:24:39,523 --> 00:24:42,436
I just think the cat
likes killing rabbits.
320
00:25:11,857 --> 00:25:13,773
- Hey!
- Who goes there?
321
00:25:15,106 --> 00:25:17,110
You all right?
322
00:25:19,231 --> 00:25:20,613
It was a good one
last night, weren't it?
323
00:25:20,614 --> 00:25:21,189
Eh?
324
00:25:21,190 --> 00:25:22,814
A good one last night.
325
00:25:22,815 --> 00:25:24,819
- You reckon?
- Yeah.
326
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:28,528
- Nice food and all that.
- It had its moments.
327
00:25:32,774 --> 00:25:36,028
Where's Fiona? Off de-forcing?
328
00:25:36,523 --> 00:25:38,397
Fuck knows.
329
00:25:38,398 --> 00:25:40,152
What?
330
00:25:40,857 --> 00:25:43,520
I think I was
a bit of a bad boy last night.
331
00:25:46,023 --> 00:25:49,731
I woke up this morning
with a 'Dear John' taped to my cock.
332
00:25:49,732 --> 00:25:51,689
You're joking.
333
00:25:51,690 --> 00:25:53,524
No.
334
00:25:57,940 --> 00:25:59,774
Oh, mate.
335
00:26:02,357 --> 00:26:05,396
Get your shit together,
the client's expecting us.
336
00:26:17,357 --> 00:26:19,272
I like this car.
337
00:26:19,273 --> 00:26:21,230
Looks nice but it's a dog on corners.
338
00:26:21,231 --> 00:26:22,898
Here - better safe than sorry.
339
00:26:22,899 --> 00:26:24,898
It's a bit over the top
for a meeting, innit?
340
00:26:24,899 --> 00:26:26,439
Do you know who's in there?
341
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,274
Cos I fucking don't.
342
00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:28,860
You come with recommendations.
343
00:27:31,315 --> 00:27:33,230
They're well earned.
344
00:27:33,231 --> 00:27:34,610
Good.
345
00:27:34,856 --> 00:27:36,230
Necessary.
346
00:27:36,231 --> 00:27:37,690
Ah, fuck!
347
00:27:50,690 --> 00:27:52,524
It's all right.
348
00:27:52,898 --> 00:27:54,812
No, it's not.
349
00:27:55,690 --> 00:27:57,897
I hear Kiev was stormy.
350
00:27:57,898 --> 00:28:00,437
I'm in the process of rewriting it.
351
00:28:03,065 --> 00:28:04,570
Good.
352
00:28:05,065 --> 00:28:09,354
It's important to learn
from one's mistakes, I always find.
353
00:28:16,231 --> 00:28:17,813
Fuck, that was dramatic.
354
00:28:17,814 --> 00:28:20,148
I'm bleeding on the carpet.
355
00:28:23,357 --> 00:28:26,980
None of them ever say please or thank
you - that's what really fucks me off.
356
00:28:26,981 --> 00:28:29,770
I mean, good manners cost nothing,
sure it doesn't.
357
00:28:30,981 --> 00:28:33,397
How did he know about Kiev?
358
00:28:33,398 --> 00:28:35,811
He was just letting you know
that he knows.
359
00:28:36,398 --> 00:28:39,562
- What does that mean?
- Psychology, isn't it.
360
00:28:48,607 --> 00:28:51,314
Fucking hell.
Is that your wanking hand?
361
00:28:51,315 --> 00:28:54,319
- No.
- Hmm. Well, you know...
362
00:28:54,565 --> 00:28:55,898
...every cloud...
363
00:28:56,482 --> 00:28:59,191
- One of each?
- Take 'em yeah.
364
00:29:00,939 --> 00:29:03,522
They say that's quite good.
365
00:29:03,523 --> 00:29:06,147
I need to stop
and get a bandage or something.
366
00:29:06,148 --> 00:29:08,606
Got to get through reception
without them noticing.
367
00:29:08,607 --> 00:29:10,772
It's fucking swollen.
368
00:29:10,773 --> 00:29:12,356
I'll walk on that side.
369
00:29:12,357 --> 00:29:14,105
You stay on the left
and I'll walk on the right.
370
00:29:14,106 --> 00:29:15,940
OK.
371
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,813
I could do with clearing up the sink
a little bit.
372
00:29:18,814 --> 00:29:20,689
- Leave that to me, I'll do it.
- OK.
373
00:29:52,023 --> 00:29:54,648
Did you take one of those
this morning, babe?
374
00:29:54,649 --> 00:29:58,312
Yeah, that's all right,
it's like six a day or something.
375
00:30:04,898 --> 00:30:06,732
Handsome.
376
00:30:07,065 --> 00:30:08,899
You going to be all right?
377
00:30:15,398 --> 00:30:17,356
See you soon.
378
00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:19,566
Back in the house.
You'll get wet feet.
379
00:30:24,607 --> 00:30:26,441
Go.
380
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,103
Bye.
381
00:30:45,814 --> 00:30:47,649
I love this bit.
382
00:30:49,607 --> 00:30:52,236
We're not going
to the fucking seaside, Gal.
383
00:31:01,981 --> 00:31:03,647
Thank you.
384
00:31:03,648 --> 00:31:05,857
Can you put your PIN in there, please?
385
00:31:06,981 --> 00:31:08,314
Here on business?
386
00:31:08,315 --> 00:31:10,397
- Crackers.
- Excuse me?
387
00:31:10,398 --> 00:31:13,356
Novelty key rings. Paper hats.
388
00:31:13,357 --> 00:31:15,688
Plastic fingernails. Doggy charms.
389
00:31:15,689 --> 00:31:17,481
- They're my speciality.
- Sorry?
390
00:31:17,482 --> 00:31:19,815
You wouldn't be, love, honestly.
391
00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:26,230
You don't look like sales.
392
00:31:26,231 --> 00:31:28,689
- Have the rooms got free Wi-Fi?
- No.
393
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,980
I'm afraid that card's been declined.
Let me just try that one more time.
394
00:31:32,981 --> 00:31:34,860
Yeah, do.
395
00:31:35,939 --> 00:31:38,439
I'll just ring for authorisation.
396
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,444
It's OK. I'll get it.
Don't worry about it. I'll get it.
397
00:31:42,981 --> 00:31:44,397
Hello, Shel?
398
00:31:44,398 --> 00:31:47,107
Yeah, they just declined my card
at the hotel.
399
00:31:48,482 --> 00:31:51,105
Yeah, they declined it.
No, there's no money in it.
400
00:31:51,106 --> 00:31:54,522
One I look like a right mug,
and two it draws attention to me and Gal.
401
00:31:54,523 --> 00:31:57,314
Straight away - who are these people
who can't afford to pay for the room.
402
00:31:57,315 --> 00:32:00,064
- My name is Richard.
- Nice to meet you.
403
00:32:00,065 --> 00:32:01,730
Friends call me Dick.
404
00:32:01,731 --> 00:32:04,564
I can't believe
you haven't had ten minutes to do it.
405
00:32:04,565 --> 00:32:06,818
You could have done it on your phone.
406
00:32:16,814 --> 00:32:19,022
The soap's nice.
407
00:32:19,023 --> 00:32:21,562
- Is it still in the wrapper?
- Yeah.
408
00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:24,732
Nice. I fucking hate dirty soap.
409
00:32:26,814 --> 00:32:28,688
So, what do you reckon?
410
00:32:28,689 --> 00:32:30,272
Do the usual,
follow this guy around;
411
00:32:30,273 --> 00:32:32,397
see what he gets up,
who he hangs out with.
412
00:32:32,398 --> 00:32:34,022
What, do it properly, you mean?
413
00:32:34,023 --> 00:32:37,046
Not just mow him down
in a hail of bullets
414
00:32:37,047 --> 00:32:39,448
like some Hackney crack head.
415
00:32:40,398 --> 00:32:41,811
Yeah.
416
00:32:42,065 --> 00:32:43,688
Yeah.
417
00:32:47,814 --> 00:32:52,149
He's 45 and lives
in 14 Coldwater Road.
418
00:32:52,981 --> 00:32:55,314
If he's got a dog,
do we shoot the dog too?
419
00:32:55,315 --> 00:32:56,980
Yeah, well...
420
00:32:56,981 --> 00:32:59,644
Dogs are ten a penny,
aren't they?
421
00:33:14,522 --> 00:33:17,563
I just wanted to say 'thank you'
to Justin.
422
00:33:17,564 --> 00:33:21,147
His teachings have helped me put
everything in perspective.
423
00:33:21,148 --> 00:33:24,022
I haven't had an anxiety attack
in three weeks.
424
00:33:24,023 --> 00:33:25,230
Don't listen to them.
425
00:33:25,231 --> 00:33:28,356
It's like a fucking worm
boring through my skull.
426
00:33:28,357 --> 00:33:32,647
It's like a graveyard and they still
fucking plod up next to us.
427
00:33:32,648 --> 00:33:34,605
...you could intersect with the group
428
00:33:34,606 --> 00:33:38,189
when I saw you having trouble
rationalizing your emotional response
429
00:33:38,190 --> 00:33:39,897
to Duncan's departure.
430
00:33:39,898 --> 00:33:41,730
I can't wait to see him rationalise
your emotional response.
431
00:33:41,731 --> 00:33:43,985
Don't.
432
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,064
- I'm gonna kill 'em, Gal.
- Don't kill 'em, mate.
433
00:33:47,065 --> 00:33:49,774
I am, I'm gonna massacre
that table of people now.
434
00:33:50,398 --> 00:33:52,480
In a hotel.
435
00:33:52,481 --> 00:33:53,897
I ain't gonna shoot 'em, Gal.
436
00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:56,521
I'm going to do 'em one at a time
and do 'em slow.
437
00:33:56,522 --> 00:33:58,439
- With a butter knife?
- Yeah.
438
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,521
We should have a song.
We should have a song.
439
00:34:01,522 --> 00:34:04,702
A song...
OK, shall I get the old guitar?
440
00:34:04,703 --> 00:34:06,480
Yeah, go on then.
441
00:34:06,481 --> 00:34:08,565
Oh fuck, here we go.
442
00:34:08,731 --> 00:34:11,397
You're expecting Jeremy Beadle,
aren't you?
443
00:34:11,398 --> 00:34:15,186
- But he's dead, he can't help you!
- He's not going to play that guitar, is he?
444
00:34:32,564 --> 00:34:34,523
I even know this one.
445
00:34:38,231 --> 00:34:41,519
Look at 'em, fucking happy bastards.
446
00:34:46,439 --> 00:34:49,189
You're giving me indigestion.
447
00:34:49,190 --> 00:34:51,353
Oh, sorry.
448
00:34:51,648 --> 00:34:53,232
Apology accepted.
449
00:34:55,023 --> 00:34:58,314
Sometimes God's love
can be hard to swallow.
450
00:34:58,315 --> 00:35:00,563
Not as hard as a dinner plate.
451
00:35:03,564 --> 00:35:05,399
God loves you.
452
00:35:05,939 --> 00:35:08,605
Does he?
Well, tell God from me...
453
00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:12,941
If you're the kind of people he hangs
about with, stay out of my way.
454
00:35:14,606 --> 00:35:18,064
No more guitar mate,
not in restaurants.
455
00:35:18,065 --> 00:35:20,022
There is a time and a place.
456
00:35:20,023 --> 00:35:24,272
And your time and place
is in a very isolated location
457
00:35:24,273 --> 00:35:28,064
where no one is likely to be
for about a fucking hundred years.
458
00:35:28,065 --> 00:35:29,648
OK?
459
00:35:30,106 --> 00:35:32,855
Cos Jimmy Hendrix you ain't.
460
00:35:40,023 --> 00:35:43,855
Very sorry about my friend,
please accept my most humble apologies.
461
00:35:43,856 --> 00:35:46,730
And if you are speaking to the big man,
put a word in for us, will you?
462
00:35:46,731 --> 00:35:48,147
Get them all a drink, love.
463
00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:50,857
Double orange juices all round.
464
00:36:38,814 --> 00:36:42,023
It don't look like
the house of a major villain, does it?
465
00:36:43,689 --> 00:36:47,105
Oh, for fuck's sake,
a fucking priest! Brilliant!
466
00:36:47,106 --> 00:36:49,269
You'll enjoy this one, Gal.
467
00:36:49,439 --> 00:36:51,355
Yeah well, at least it's not a toddler.
468
00:36:51,356 --> 00:36:53,394
What's he got there?
469
00:36:55,190 --> 00:36:57,478
Oh, a new brief case.
470
00:37:22,689 --> 00:37:24,523
You're worried.
471
00:37:26,356 --> 00:37:28,191
Maybe.
472
00:37:30,148 --> 00:37:31,980
He's probably shagging kids.
473
00:37:31,981 --> 00:37:35,813
Might get you a pass on all the
other terrible shit you've done.
474
00:37:35,814 --> 00:37:37,977
It's complicated.
475
00:37:39,106 --> 00:37:43,147
As a parent I'd do them all,
even if I weren't getting paid.
476
00:37:43,148 --> 00:37:46,152
Just for the record,
I've hardly done any terrible shit.
477
00:39:27,356 --> 00:39:29,269
Turn round.
478
00:39:30,314 --> 00:39:32,227
Thank you.
479
00:40:04,023 --> 00:40:06,436
Why do you think he had
that smile on his face?
480
00:40:08,439 --> 00:40:10,443
Probably at peace, you know.
481
00:40:10,939 --> 00:40:12,605
Don't know how much at peace I'd feel
482
00:40:12,606 --> 00:40:14,904
if I was getting a bullet
in the back of my head.
483
00:40:19,230 --> 00:40:21,735
'Can you see me, yeah? '
484
00:40:22,731 --> 00:40:24,855
'Yeah, sorry I just woke up.'
485
00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:26,438
- 'Sorry.'
- 'No, it's fine.'
486
00:40:26,439 --> 00:40:28,355
'It's just... Sam was up in the night.'
487
00:40:28,356 --> 00:40:30,521
- 'Is he all right? '
- 'Oh yeah, he's fine.'
488
00:40:30,522 --> 00:40:32,730
'Bad dreams about the cat.'
489
00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:34,772
'How's your room?
I couldn't tell when I booked.'
490
00:40:34,773 --> 00:40:36,481
Yeah, it's all right.
491
00:40:37,065 --> 00:40:39,396
- 'On schedule? '
- One down.
492
00:40:39,397 --> 00:40:41,730
- 'Clean? '
- Yeah, course.
493
00:40:41,731 --> 00:40:43,897
Don't worry, I'm all right.
494
00:40:43,898 --> 00:40:46,061
'Babe, Fiona came round.'
495
00:40:46,898 --> 00:40:48,855
'With a present for Sam.'
496
00:40:48,856 --> 00:40:50,897
That's a bit weird.
497
00:40:50,898 --> 00:40:53,396
'I didn't like her at first,
but I don't mind her now.'
498
00:40:53,397 --> 00:40:55,313
'What do you think? '
499
00:40:55,314 --> 00:40:58,569
- You could do with the company.
- 'Yeah, that's what I thought.'
500
00:40:59,856 --> 00:41:02,813
- Don't let her anywhere near the garage.
- 'I'm not an idiot.'
501
00:41:02,814 --> 00:41:05,944
'I've got to go.
Sam's calling, all right? '
502
00:41:07,314 --> 00:41:09,355
- Do you miss me?
- 'Of course I do.'
503
00:41:09,356 --> 00:41:11,396
'Always.'
504
00:41:11,397 --> 00:41:13,435
'Love you.'
505
00:42:05,522 --> 00:42:09,313
- Looks like nothing this bloke.
- They all look like nothing, Gal.
506
00:42:09,314 --> 00:42:11,694
He does look
like my uncle Terry though.
507
00:42:12,564 --> 00:42:15,271
Uncle Terry, that's a new one.
508
00:42:16,439 --> 00:42:18,647
He wasn't a special uncle,
he actually was my uncle.
509
00:42:18,648 --> 00:42:21,021
- Right.
- Yeah, he was a cunt.
510
00:42:21,022 --> 00:42:24,647
He wasn't one of the people
your old man took money off
511
00:42:24,648 --> 00:42:26,188
of to be your special uncle?
512
00:42:26,189 --> 00:42:29,846
Oh, come on now. It's a family do.
513
00:42:31,564 --> 00:42:33,727
Have you spoken to Fiona?
514
00:42:34,272 --> 00:42:36,106
No.
515
00:42:36,439 --> 00:42:39,480
She's been round at the house,
talking to Shel.
516
00:42:39,481 --> 00:42:42,770
- Really? That's interesting.
- Yeah...
517
00:42:44,230 --> 00:42:46,064
Says she's waiting.
518
00:42:47,980 --> 00:42:49,815
What, for me?
519
00:42:50,356 --> 00:42:52,815
Well yeah, I'd imagine so.
520
00:42:57,356 --> 00:43:00,021
I'll leave her dangling a bit longer.
521
00:43:00,022 --> 00:43:02,021
Do you know what I mean,
keep 'em keen, eh?
522
00:43:02,022 --> 00:43:05,061
Gal, give her a ring.
I don't want some...
523
00:43:05,856 --> 00:43:10,730
glary eyed phantom kipping
in my front room when I get home.
524
00:43:10,731 --> 00:43:13,271
Don't you dare
talk about my Fiona like that.
525
00:43:13,272 --> 00:43:15,652
She's a good looking girl.
526
00:43:16,356 --> 00:43:18,979
She's a bit of a fucking demon in bed
as well, I tell you.
527
00:43:18,980 --> 00:43:20,813
- Yeah?
- Oh!
528
00:43:20,814 --> 00:43:22,648
Fucking hell!
529
00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:27,735
- Details?
- You know...
530
00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:32,773
Put it this way, I had to shave
my pubes afterwards.
531
00:43:53,773 --> 00:43:55,607
Gal?
532
00:43:56,564 --> 00:43:58,568
What, are we off?
533
00:44:04,980 --> 00:44:07,893
Right, we'll go and see
what is in that lock-up first.
534
00:44:11,064 --> 00:44:12,398
Really?
535
00:44:14,314 --> 00:44:16,648
I thought we were
just going to observe?
536
00:44:18,439 --> 00:44:21,603
No, we are going to go
and have a look, mate.
537
00:45:05,564 --> 00:45:07,727
Lovely... it's a wank den.
538
00:45:08,022 --> 00:45:10,276
You don't get shot
for having a wank den.
539
00:45:15,689 --> 00:45:17,355
Porn business?
540
00:45:17,356 --> 00:45:19,519
There's not enough of it.
541
00:45:21,522 --> 00:45:23,356
No, you're right.
542
00:45:28,105 --> 00:45:29,772
Fuck.
543
00:45:29,773 --> 00:45:31,981
- Uh.
- What?
544
00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:36,313
You don't want to fucking look
at that boy, I'll tell you.
545
00:45:36,314 --> 00:45:38,694
Well, I've got to now, haven't I?
546
00:45:44,189 --> 00:45:46,273
Fucking hell, mate.
547
00:46:02,105 --> 00:46:04,735
Help. Help!
548
00:46:12,064 --> 00:46:14,188
There's been a mistake.
549
00:46:14,189 --> 00:46:15,771
Oh, yeah?
550
00:46:15,772 --> 00:46:18,231
Mistaken identity.
551
00:46:19,439 --> 00:46:22,104
Just remembered we're your burglars?
552
00:46:22,105 --> 00:46:23,563
Really?
553
00:46:23,564 --> 00:46:26,068
If you are, take what you want.
554
00:46:26,564 --> 00:46:28,480
I could do with some reassurance
555
00:46:28,481 --> 00:46:31,729
that the world's
not full of murdering perverts.
556
00:46:31,730 --> 00:46:33,439
We saw the lock-up.
557
00:46:33,689 --> 00:46:35,693
- Christ.
- Yeah.
558
00:46:37,064 --> 00:46:39,355
It's game on, big lad.
559
00:46:39,356 --> 00:46:42,269
Yeah, don't bother. Fucking freak!
560
00:46:43,938 --> 00:46:45,693
Listen mate...
561
00:46:46,606 --> 00:46:48,768
I've seen your wee film.
562
00:46:50,439 --> 00:46:52,568
I'm just the librarian.
563
00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:55,143
Who for?
564
00:46:55,897 --> 00:46:57,688
This is not fair.
565
00:46:57,689 --> 00:46:59,692
I'll show you 'not fair'.
566
00:47:02,439 --> 00:47:04,273
Please.
567
00:47:05,230 --> 00:47:09,063
Don't. Because it makes me
hate you more, yeah?
568
00:47:09,064 --> 00:47:10,898
Who films it?
569
00:47:12,648 --> 00:47:16,482
I can't tell you that.
570
00:47:43,356 --> 00:47:46,854
He lives at Greenwold Street.
571
00:47:46,855 --> 00:47:49,394
15 Greenwold Street.
572
00:47:52,105 --> 00:47:54,234
Where do you keep your money?
573
00:47:55,022 --> 00:47:57,856
- In the safe.
- Which room?
574
00:48:00,105 --> 00:48:02,984
Top of the stairs on the right.
575
00:48:19,938 --> 00:48:21,817
Does he know?
576
00:48:22,855 --> 00:48:24,188
What?
577
00:48:24,189 --> 00:48:26,602
Who you are.
578
00:48:29,022 --> 00:48:30,935
He doesn't, does he?
579
00:48:32,064 --> 00:48:34,773
What the fuck are you talking about?
580
00:48:35,980 --> 00:48:38,360
Before he comes back...
581
00:48:40,980 --> 00:48:43,143
...I just want to say...
582
00:48:46,064 --> 00:48:47,898
...thank you.
583
00:48:48,772 --> 00:48:50,438
For what?
584
00:48:50,439 --> 00:48:54,273
I'm glad to have met you.
585
00:49:06,897 --> 00:49:08,731
Nice.
586
00:49:19,730 --> 00:49:21,564
I understand.
587
00:49:23,147 --> 00:49:26,026
You have to do
what you have to do.
588
00:49:52,688 --> 00:49:54,522
Thank you.
589
00:49:58,022 --> 00:49:59,856
Thank you.
590
00:50:03,647 --> 00:50:06,027
You crazy fucking bastard.
591
00:50:11,772 --> 00:50:13,651
Oh, fuck!
592
00:50:17,189 --> 00:50:20,063
You can clean this fucking mess up
yourself, you know that?
593
00:50:20,064 --> 00:50:21,898
Fine.
594
00:50:24,605 --> 00:50:26,768
I'm getting a fucking bag.
595
00:50:30,605 --> 00:50:32,771
Let's nip round to that house
on Greenwold Street.
596
00:50:32,772 --> 00:50:34,646
Fuck that, you need
a long lie down, big lad.
597
00:50:34,647 --> 00:50:36,979
I'm going to Greenwold Street
right fucking now.
598
00:50:36,980 --> 00:50:40,146
- What the fuck is Shel gonna say?
- Then don't fucking tell her then.
599
00:50:40,147 --> 00:50:41,981
Fuck!
600
00:50:43,897 --> 00:50:46,060
You're well off list here, man.
601
00:51:05,189 --> 00:51:07,568
Right! Don't hang about.
602
00:51:09,647 --> 00:51:11,854
If I'm not back in twenty minutes,
come and get me.
603
00:51:11,855 --> 00:51:14,235
Don't you worry, I will.
604
00:51:37,521 --> 00:51:41,151
Fucking first job in months
and he's gone off again, for fuck's sake.
605
00:53:22,605 --> 00:53:25,144
Oh, for fuck's sake.
606
00:53:29,147 --> 00:53:31,685
Jesus Christ.
607
00:54:50,064 --> 00:54:52,228
Was that twenty minutes?
608
00:54:52,229 --> 00:54:54,392
Let's get the fuck out of here.
609
00:54:54,563 --> 00:54:57,068
What the fuck are we going to do
with him now?
610
00:55:01,647 --> 00:55:04,731
Brilliant. Fucking brilliant.
611
00:55:19,980 --> 00:55:21,984
You're covered in blood.
612
00:55:24,521 --> 00:55:26,187
I'll burn 'em.
613
00:55:26,188 --> 00:55:28,568
They say the sign of a good painter
and decorator?
614
00:55:30,355 --> 00:55:33,564
- What?
- Clean overalls. No bodging.
615
00:55:36,938 --> 00:55:38,772
Point taken.
616
00:56:26,897 --> 00:56:29,150
It doesn't feel wrong.
617
00:56:29,521 --> 00:56:31,901
They were bad people.
618
00:56:34,563 --> 00:56:36,567
They should suffer.
619
00:56:42,188 --> 00:56:45,397
I used to love looking at fires
when I was a kid.
620
00:58:06,897 --> 00:58:09,731
Hi babe, I wasn't expecting you back...
621
00:58:10,146 --> 00:58:12,896
- We haven't got any food.
- That's all right we'll go out.
622
00:58:12,897 --> 00:58:14,479
Erm, it's a school night.
623
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:16,062
I just want to see Sammy, yeah?
624
00:58:16,063 --> 00:58:19,773
No, he's on a play date, babe.
Can we talk about this later?
625
00:58:20,855 --> 00:58:22,854
Hi Jay, you back?
626
00:58:22,855 --> 00:58:24,729
We've just had a glass of wine.
627
00:58:24,730 --> 00:58:26,359
Yeah, and a moan.
628
00:58:29,229 --> 00:58:32,103
- Do you want to join us?
- Er...
629
00:58:32,104 --> 00:58:35,063
Yeah... I should get me...
all my bits and bobs.
630
00:58:36,188 --> 00:58:36,957
I should go.
631
00:58:36,958 --> 00:58:39,354
Oh no, don't be silly.
You were here first.
632
00:58:39,355 --> 00:58:41,894
No, stay. It's all right isn't it?
633
00:58:42,438 --> 00:58:44,272
Yeah.
634
00:58:56,647 --> 00:58:58,481
Shel!
635
00:59:04,521 --> 00:59:06,810
Jesus, Jay!
636
00:59:09,979 --> 00:59:11,646
Oh, God!
637
00:59:11,647 --> 00:59:14,020
It's infected, babe.
You've got to go see a doctor.
638
00:59:14,021 --> 00:59:15,856
I'm not going.
639
00:59:16,313 --> 00:59:18,147
No...
640
00:59:18,563 --> 00:59:21,192
I'll get some cream or something.
641
00:59:24,605 --> 00:59:28,689
'Would you say
you were suffering from stress? '
642
00:59:29,730 --> 00:59:31,520
'Yes.'
643
00:59:31,521 --> 00:59:35,395
'Do you experience fatigue? Nausea? '
644
00:59:35,396 --> 00:59:38,275
Erm... Yes. No.
645
00:59:42,396 --> 00:59:44,187
Why do you think that is?
646
00:59:44,188 --> 00:59:46,351
Any particular reason?
647
00:59:48,772 --> 00:59:50,479
No.
648
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:52,643
Professionally...
649
00:59:53,521 --> 00:59:55,901
Some financial stuff.
650
00:59:59,271 --> 01:00:01,355
I've got a family.
651
01:00:02,396 --> 01:00:05,771
Now what about your sex life,
how's that?
652
01:00:05,772 --> 01:00:07,560
Normal?
653
01:00:08,355 --> 01:00:12,562
Listen, my wife said I had to come,
so you could look at my hand and...
654
01:00:12,563 --> 01:00:14,067
You're fine!
655
01:00:16,521 --> 01:00:19,978
Yeah, but my hand isn't.
Do you want to have a look at it?
656
01:00:19,979 --> 01:00:23,188
Better still, I can give you some advice.
657
01:00:26,146 --> 01:00:28,605
What happened to Dr Bapkin?
658
01:00:29,396 --> 01:00:32,230
The past is gone.
659
01:00:32,605 --> 01:00:35,020
The future
660
01:00:35,021 --> 01:00:37,184
is not yet here.
661
01:00:38,896 --> 01:00:41,606
There is only ever this moment.
662
01:01:33,563 --> 01:01:36,351
'Jay!'
663
01:01:38,688 --> 01:01:40,522
'Jay!'
664
01:01:45,772 --> 01:01:47,150
'Jay! '
665
01:01:52,313 --> 01:01:54,067
Bloody...
666
01:01:59,229 --> 01:02:01,392
Kids maybe?
667
01:02:02,854 --> 01:02:04,689
Maybe gypsies.
668
01:02:09,521 --> 01:02:11,020
You all right, sweetheart?
669
01:02:11,021 --> 01:02:13,184
Someone's murdered the cat.
670
01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:16,355
Fucking loved that cat.
671
01:02:16,771 --> 01:02:18,606
Didn't know.
672
01:02:19,104 --> 01:02:21,643
No, neither did I till it happened.
673
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:25,314
- Look...
- What?
674
01:02:25,771 --> 01:02:29,401
- It's a message, isn't it?
- Yeah, received loud and clear.
675
01:02:32,396 --> 01:02:36,020
We lifted enough money the other night,
we could sack half this job off, man.
676
01:02:36,021 --> 01:02:37,855
What?
677
01:02:38,396 --> 01:02:41,187
There's pictures of us
outside the priest's house, Jay.
678
01:02:41,188 --> 01:02:43,562
They've got a file on fucking Kiev.
679
01:02:43,563 --> 01:02:46,646
- Where the fuck did they get that from?
- So fucking what?
680
01:02:46,647 --> 01:02:48,936
Listen man,
let's just knock it on the head.
681
01:02:48,937 --> 01:02:51,687
It's not doing your head any good and it's
fucking not doing mine any good either.
682
01:02:51,688 --> 01:02:53,811
Yeah, I think you are right,
we should just give up.
683
01:02:53,812 --> 01:02:56,646
We should let things like this happen
and not do fuck all about it.
684
01:02:56,647 --> 01:02:59,936
We're doing a fucking job, man.
It's not a crusade, all right?
685
01:02:59,937 --> 01:03:02,506
Right! Then you don't bother,
but when I start something,
686
01:03:02,507 --> 01:03:03,770
I fucking finish it, Gal.
687
01:03:03,771 --> 01:03:04,936
Yeah I know, I know.
688
01:03:04,937 --> 01:03:08,479
I've been standing around watching
how you fucking finish it.
689
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:10,936
- You're arsehole's gone, mate.
- Listen man.
690
01:03:10,937 --> 01:03:14,520
I can't fucking work with you any more
if you're going to go fucking over the top
691
01:03:14,521 --> 01:03:16,312
every time you get
a fucking lump hammer in your hand.
692
01:03:16,313 --> 01:03:18,103
Oh, I'm sorry, Gal.
693
01:03:18,104 --> 01:03:21,145
I'm really sorry, mate.
I'm so sorry.
694
01:03:21,146 --> 01:03:22,853
I'm really sorry.
695
01:03:22,854 --> 01:03:24,562
- More?
- Listen, man!
696
01:03:24,563 --> 01:03:27,604
You're going in there
like a fucking psycho on crack,
697
01:03:27,605 --> 01:03:29,103
what the fuck's going on?
698
01:03:29,104 --> 01:03:32,520
- Wait until you see me after this shit.
- Brilliant!
699
01:03:32,521 --> 01:03:37,606
I'm going to go and bury my fucking cat
and you fuck off out of my gaff.
700
01:03:43,271 --> 01:03:45,354
- There, that's me done.
- What?
701
01:03:45,355 --> 01:03:48,519
- Listen, I can't do this any more.
- No, no, Gal please? Please.
702
01:03:48,854 --> 01:03:51,062
He needs to get help.
703
01:03:51,063 --> 01:03:53,604
- I know.
- All right, listen. Don't cry.
704
01:03:53,605 --> 01:03:56,234
- Don't cry.
- Thank you.
705
01:04:03,854 --> 01:04:05,609
Don't cry, please don't cry.
706
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:08,564
I'll call you.
707
01:04:30,729 --> 01:04:32,564
We'll chat your mum up.
708
01:04:33,854 --> 01:04:35,688
Get a puppy.
709
01:04:36,355 --> 01:04:38,518
- OK.
- Yeah?
710
01:04:39,355 --> 01:04:41,063
Has she gone to heaven?
711
01:04:44,104 --> 01:04:46,484
I dunno, mate. Maybe.
712
01:04:48,771 --> 01:04:50,606
Cat heaven.
713
01:04:54,771 --> 01:04:59,981
You wanna talk to your uncle Gal really
about that side of things.
714
01:05:02,438 --> 01:05:04,272
Come here.
715
01:05:13,729 --> 01:05:15,395
Where have you been?
716
01:05:15,396 --> 01:05:18,228
We went for a walk to look for foxes,
didn't we, mate?
717
01:05:18,229 --> 01:05:20,479
- Dad said I could have a puppy.
- Did he?
718
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:22,479
Yeah, we're going to call it Arthur.
719
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:24,145
What if it's a girl?
720
01:05:24,146 --> 01:05:26,145
Gwinny.
721
01:05:26,146 --> 01:05:29,187
Hey you, young man, why don't you
go upstairs, get out of those dirties,
722
01:05:29,188 --> 01:05:31,440
and we'll have a bath in a minute, yeah?
723
01:05:31,441 --> 01:05:32,487
OK.
724
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:36,642
I don't want to talk about it.
725
01:05:37,355 --> 01:05:40,143
Really? He's ready to walk.
726
01:05:41,229 --> 01:05:43,770
Good! He's gone soft.
727
01:05:43,771 --> 01:05:47,185
Wake up.
You wake up, fucking wake up!
728
01:05:53,771 --> 01:05:58,060
Do you think if you get replacements
they'll let you go free of the contract?
729
01:06:03,146 --> 01:06:05,059
Is that what you want?
730
01:06:06,438 --> 01:06:10,897
It doesn't look good,
but if we're compromised here...
731
01:06:36,104 --> 01:06:39,313
We can get you top draw replacements.
They even look like us.
732
01:06:41,771 --> 01:06:44,103
- It is your job.
- What if we say...
733
01:06:44,104 --> 01:06:46,437
...fuck you very much and good night?
734
01:06:46,438 --> 01:06:50,561
Then you die.
And your families, they die.
735
01:06:50,562 --> 01:06:53,192
No wriggle room on that then?
736
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:56,984
No.
737
01:07:06,188 --> 01:07:08,728
How long
have we been working for you?
738
01:07:08,729 --> 01:07:12,234
- Please, don't embarrass yourself.
- I'm asking you a straight question.
739
01:07:13,313 --> 01:07:15,187
I see you, what you are.
740
01:07:15,188 --> 01:07:16,895
What are we?
741
01:07:16,896 --> 01:07:19,684
- You're cogs.
- What?
742
01:07:20,104 --> 01:07:21,767
What the fuck is this?
743
01:07:22,687 --> 01:07:24,521
Reconstruction.
744
01:07:25,479 --> 01:07:28,688
So, keep turning.
745
01:07:30,229 --> 01:07:32,312
What do you mean by fucking
reconstruction?
746
01:07:32,313 --> 01:07:34,475
Fuck off man...
Get your hands off me.
747
01:07:56,479 --> 01:07:59,063
- What's this?
- I'm leaving.
748
01:07:59,937 --> 01:08:01,519
What?
749
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:04,604
I'm taking Sam to the cottage,
just until the job's over.
750
01:08:07,687 --> 01:08:10,475
You know you're in serious danger
of losing this.
751
01:08:10,687 --> 01:08:12,521
Is that what you want?
752
01:08:12,729 --> 01:08:14,063
No.
753
01:08:17,063 --> 01:08:19,601
- Be good for mummy yeah?
- Yes.
754
01:08:20,104 --> 01:08:22,562
OK, watch your head, watch your head.
755
01:08:35,687 --> 01:08:37,850
Turns out he's an MP.
756
01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:41,436
Is that more acceptable
than a priest?
757
01:08:41,437 --> 01:08:43,600
I can't say I'm not relieved.
758
01:08:46,271 --> 01:08:47,936
Well, his name's on the list.
759
01:08:47,937 --> 01:08:50,566
- That's all that matters.
- OK.
760
01:08:52,021 --> 01:08:53,519
You sure?
761
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:56,277
You don't want to go and have
a little cry about it to Shel?
762
01:08:57,063 --> 01:08:59,436
I might do if I could find her.
763
01:08:59,437 --> 01:09:01,103
She's gone on holiday.
764
01:09:01,104 --> 01:09:03,853
That's funny, she never mentioned
anything to me.
765
01:09:03,854 --> 01:09:07,312
That's funny. I don't really understand
why you're calling my fucking wife, mate,
766
01:09:07,313 --> 01:09:08,561
I'll be honest with you.
767
01:09:08,562 --> 01:09:11,603
- Right, you're her husband, aren't you?
- Yeah, leave this now, Gal.
768
01:09:11,604 --> 01:09:13,270
No.
769
01:09:13,271 --> 01:09:15,353
You shouldn't fucking treat your wife
like a doormat.
770
01:09:15,354 --> 01:09:17,020
- All right. Thanks.
- Know what I mean?
771
01:09:17,021 --> 01:09:19,895
She's a lovely wee woman,
and you treat her like a fucking mug.
772
01:09:19,896 --> 01:09:22,603
All your relationships
have been so very successful, Gal,
773
01:09:22,604 --> 01:09:25,608
so thanks very much for your advice,
you cunt.
774
01:09:25,937 --> 01:09:28,441
Oi! What the fuck was that? Fucking...
775
01:09:31,313 --> 01:09:33,312
Not in the face, fuck!
776
01:09:33,313 --> 01:09:35,475
Not in the fucking face.
777
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:02,436
I'm telling Shel you started it.
778
01:10:02,437 --> 01:10:04,272
She thinks I'm a saint.
779
01:10:04,437 --> 01:10:06,600
She doesn't know you.
780
01:10:09,646 --> 01:10:12,561
I'll go get a new one.
She won't even notice.
781
01:10:12,562 --> 01:10:15,146
She notices everything.
782
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:18,936
I can't get that Fiona
out of my head, you know.
783
01:10:18,937 --> 01:10:21,725
- Really?
- Yeah, I think it might be love.
784
01:10:22,063 --> 01:10:25,396
- You don't really know her, Gal.
- Yeah well, you know.
785
01:10:25,604 --> 01:10:28,392
These things happen
like that some times.
786
01:10:29,687 --> 01:10:32,936
She gaffer-taped your cock.
787
01:10:32,937 --> 01:10:35,725
I'm putting that down
as an erotic cry for help.
788
01:10:38,604 --> 01:10:41,483
I can't remember
what I was like before Shel.
789
01:10:43,021 --> 01:10:45,274
Probably a lonely fucker, like me.
790
01:10:46,395 --> 01:10:48,645
They say there's someone
for everyone, mate.
791
01:10:48,646 --> 01:10:51,480
Yeah, it's not much to ask, is it?
792
01:10:57,146 --> 01:10:59,936
Right, let's go and kill this MP then.
793
01:10:59,937 --> 01:11:01,771
Yeah.
794
01:11:19,771 --> 01:11:21,900
- Got it?
- Yeah.
795
01:11:31,021 --> 01:11:33,184
- Did you hear that?
- What?
796
01:11:37,687 --> 01:11:39,850
- Chopper?
- Don't know.
797
01:11:41,063 --> 01:11:42,770
The air's good.
798
01:11:42,771 --> 01:11:44,728
Yeah, we should do this more often.
799
01:11:44,729 --> 01:11:46,394
What, kill rich people?
800
01:11:46,395 --> 01:11:48,150
No, get out in the fresh air.
801
01:12:14,604 --> 01:12:16,438
Dinner's on me.
802
01:12:20,896 --> 01:12:22,730
Do you want a cup of tea?
803
01:12:23,687 --> 01:12:25,978
Yeah, lovely.
804
01:12:25,979 --> 01:12:29,227
We'll go down and have a look
at his gaff tomorrow.
805
01:12:29,228 --> 01:12:31,145
What's the plan?
806
01:12:31,146 --> 01:12:33,561
I can't be bothered with anything flash.
807
01:12:33,562 --> 01:12:35,936
So we're not just gonna drag him
down to the village square
808
01:12:35,937 --> 01:12:38,316
and chop his head off
with a fucking axe?
809
01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:40,434
Eh?
810
01:12:41,896 --> 01:12:44,605
Leave it till two or three, then.
811
01:12:44,979 --> 01:12:47,858
Let's go down and get an idea
of the layout of the house.
812
01:12:50,270 --> 01:12:52,354
You look right at home.
813
01:12:52,854 --> 01:12:55,233
The two musketeers, eh?
814
01:13:07,729 --> 01:13:09,728
That's not right.
815
01:13:09,729 --> 01:13:11,394
What?
816
01:13:11,395 --> 01:13:13,558
One man living in all that.
817
01:13:14,771 --> 01:13:17,354
None of it's right, Gal.
818
01:13:17,854 --> 01:13:19,688
That's why we're here.
819
01:13:22,854 --> 01:13:24,686
Come on, let's bed down.
820
01:13:24,687 --> 01:13:27,646
He's probably
fucking the scullery maid anyway.
821
01:13:32,979 --> 01:13:34,813
Gal.
822
01:13:36,771 --> 01:13:38,605
Gal.
823
01:13:43,771 --> 01:13:45,650
You awake?
824
01:13:46,228 --> 01:13:49,642
Well, I wasn't, but I am now.
825
01:13:51,145 --> 01:13:52,980
What?
826
01:13:59,063 --> 01:14:00,897
I'm...
827
01:14:01,312 --> 01:14:04,726
...really sorry about that stuff.
828
01:14:05,646 --> 01:14:07,809
Yeah, I know.
829
01:14:10,354 --> 01:14:12,893
I don't know where it comes from.
830
01:14:15,103 --> 01:14:17,561
Listen, you're a fucking madman,
831
01:14:17,562 --> 01:14:20,350
but you're my best mate
and I love you, so...
832
01:14:21,021 --> 01:14:23,183
Let's just leave it at that, eh?
833
01:14:25,103 --> 01:14:26,938
Cheers.
834
01:15:00,270 --> 01:15:02,058
Gal?
835
01:15:04,771 --> 01:15:06,853
- Gal?
- What?
836
01:15:06,854 --> 01:15:09,392
What the fuck? What?
837
01:15:32,937 --> 01:15:36,771
Get your shit together - lively.
838
01:18:47,395 --> 01:18:50,604
- There's too many of them, man. Don't!
- Fuck this.
839
01:18:50,936 --> 01:18:52,771
Jay!
840
01:19:38,312 --> 01:19:40,146
Fuck it, come on.
841
01:19:43,228 --> 01:19:44,894
Are you sure
you know where we are?
842
01:19:44,895 --> 01:19:46,559
Yeah, yeah, I am.
843
01:19:48,687 --> 01:19:51,020
- What's wrong?
- Shush.
844
01:19:54,270 --> 01:19:56,024
Come on.
845
01:20:07,978 --> 01:20:10,353
Fuck! It's been bricked up.
846
01:20:10,354 --> 01:20:13,102
- It wasn't supposed to be here...
- I thought you'd fucking scouted!
847
01:20:13,103 --> 01:20:15,483
It wasn't supposed to be here, man.
848
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:53,649
They are coming
from the other way, Gal.
849
01:20:56,895 --> 01:20:58,400
Jay!
850
01:21:40,562 --> 01:21:42,724
Jesus Christ.
851
01:21:50,103 --> 01:21:53,607
Jay?
852
01:21:53,936 --> 01:21:55,685
Jay?
853
01:22:24,895 --> 01:22:26,729
Gal?
854
01:22:28,312 --> 01:22:30,146
Gal?
855
01:22:43,645 --> 01:22:46,269
C'mon mate. Jesus,
let's get you out of here mate.
856
01:22:46,270 --> 01:22:47,935
I can't move mate,
they've slashed...
857
01:22:47,936 --> 01:22:49,935
They've slashed my fucking legs.
858
01:23:08,228 --> 01:23:09,560
We've got to go.
859
01:23:09,561 --> 01:23:11,396
Come on, please get up.
860
01:23:11,728 --> 01:23:13,227
I'm done, mate.
861
01:23:13,228 --> 01:23:14,891
Fuck.
862
01:23:19,519 --> 01:23:21,433
Gal, we've got to, mate.
863
01:23:22,895 --> 01:23:25,400
Tell Shel I'm sorry, will you?
864
01:23:26,770 --> 01:23:29,059
Just do it, do it.
865
01:23:40,770 --> 01:23:43,019
I'm sorry.
866
01:23:43,020 --> 01:23:44,354
Thanks.
867
01:24:17,561 --> 01:24:19,645
It's all over.
868
01:24:28,145 --> 01:24:29,979
Can we go home now?
869
01:24:30,478 --> 01:24:33,687
- Is he sick?
- Tired, very tired.
870
01:24:37,145 --> 01:24:38,808
Shall we take you back to bed?
871
01:24:58,978 --> 01:25:00,561
Get down.
872
01:25:09,228 --> 01:25:12,644
Make sure Sam is all right
and turn the lights off upstairs.
873
01:25:12,645 --> 01:25:14,644
- Let's leave, babe.
- No, we can't go anywhere.
874
01:25:14,645 --> 01:25:16,518
They've slashed
the fucking tyres.
875
01:25:16,519 --> 01:25:18,354
What the fuck is that?
876
01:25:21,728 --> 01:25:23,607
It's too noisy!
877
01:25:24,270 --> 01:25:26,058
Just fireworks.
878
01:25:34,561 --> 01:25:36,645
I don't think there are many of them...
879
01:25:42,145 --> 01:25:45,184
Listen, I'm going out there
to find them, yeah? Take that.
880
01:25:53,020 --> 01:25:54,854
I love you, yeah.
881
01:26:47,436 --> 01:26:49,685
Come here, you devils.
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