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Tobie: Welcome to
Just Roll With It!
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(theme music playing)
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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(cheering)
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♪ ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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Kaylin and Ramon:
Just Roll With It!
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‐(bell rings)
‐(cheering)
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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(cheering, applauding)
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Tobie:
Yay! Woo!
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Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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(cheering)
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When you hear this sound...
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‐(farts)
‐Tobie: Ha, ha, ha!
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That's not the normal sound.
I messed with the sound effects!
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(audience laughing)
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That's really
immature, Tobie.
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‐Yeah, very
disappointed in you.
‐Yeah.
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‐I just like‐‐
‐Nah‐‐ When you hear
this sound:
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(foghorn blares)
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You get to vote on what
happens to us in scenes!
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(cheering)
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And whatever you choose,
we'll have to...
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All:
Just Roll With It!
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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(cheering)
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♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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Okay, we're taking off.
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Last chance to back out, Dad.
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If you'd rather
we get a babysitter,
now's the time to tell us.
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Me, back out?
(laughs): Heck.
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I back out of nothing.
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Even when it's
in my best interest
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and everybody else's to do so.
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Please take this
seriously, Dad.
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I'd prefer to not get
any panicked phone calls
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from you or the police.
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We'd never call the police, Mom.
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Grandpa and I are
all about taking justice
into our own hands.
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‐There you go!
‐Rachel: No, no, that's not‐‐
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Call the police
if there's an emergency.
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I just... I want to have
a stress‐free weekend.
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The whole point of us
going to a spa retreat
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is that we'll finally
be able to relax.
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‐This week has been
beyond stressful, and it‐‐
‐Tobie: That's called‐‐
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‐(foghorn blares)
‐Oh!
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(audience cheering)
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‐Announcer:
Time for the first vote.
‐(bell chiming)
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What made this weekso stressful?
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Our cast is leaving the stageso we can prepare your choice.
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Our stressful week?
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I wasn't ready for that one.
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This could literally
be anything.
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Announcer: Votes are in.Let's get back to the scene.
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Director:
At your markers!
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Action!
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Aw, man.
Having Wild Wally
the Animal Handler
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come on the radio show
seemed like such a good idea.
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(all screaming)
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(bell dings)
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(audience continues screaming)
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But now, all his snakes
got loose.
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You found me,
Wild Wally! Oh!
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Rachel: Of course this happens
on the day that the radio health
inspector is coming.
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He's gonna be here
in two minutes!
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Come on, we gotta get
these critters safely back
into their homes, ASAP!
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‐(Rachel groans)
‐Oh, my goodness.
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Why do we have to do it?
He's right here!
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He's the animal handler!
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‐Byron: Oh, no, no!
‐Rachel: Okay.
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(screaming)
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‐Rachel:
I don't like it. (shrieks)
‐(audience screams)
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(shrieks)
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Byron:
Here you go.
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‐(audience screaming)
‐(Rachel screams)
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How you doing?
My name's Byron.
Look at that. Oh.
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Hey, hey.
There you go, boo‐boo.
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‐Hey. Ooh.
‐Have these snakes
eaten already?
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Hey, there you go.
There you go.
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I got one, I got one!
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Byron:
Good job, baby!
Good job.
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‐I got one!
‐Byron: Good job, baby.
Baby, gimme five.
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‐Aah! Oh! Okay.
‐Byron: Gimme five! Oh!
Gimme five, gimme five.
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‐Oh!
‐Oh, oh!
Oh, there's black mamba!
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‐Byron: Hey, come here.
Come here.
‐Rachel: Oh!
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Byron, this is very,
very stressful.
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‐We need a vacation.
‐Oh, two of 'em. Two of 'em.
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Rachel: Oh, baby,
I love you, I love you.
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‐Byron: Oh, where you going?
‐(screaming)
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Byron: I got you, baby.
I got you, I got you,
I got you.
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‐(cheering)
‐Byron: That's it.
We're done.
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‐We're done.
We're done. We're done.
‐That was it, we're done.
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That's all behind us, hon.
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Everything's gonna be fine.
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As long as I never see
another snake.
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Everything's not gonna be fine.
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You're leaving us with Grandpa.
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I caught him taking batteries
out of the smoke detector
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for his video game controller!
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Please,
take me with you.
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I'm quiet and compact,
you'll hardly know I'm there.
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Why don't you go put
our stuff in the car,
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so Owen and I can have
a quick father‐son chat?
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Okay.
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Son...
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I'm going to leave now.
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That's your talk?
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I didn't have one.
I just wanted Rachel
to carry the bags to car.
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Just quit stressing
and enjoy the night.
See everyone tomorrow!
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‐Deuces!
‐Later!
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Sweet! No Mom or Byron.
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This night is gonna be epic!
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Sorry, Blairski.
Your parents put me in charge,
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so tonight,
we're going by the book.
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Thank you, Grandpa.
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You don't know what a relief
it is to hear you say that.
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(mockingly):
"You don't know what a relief
it is to hear you say that."
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‐Why don't you go make yourself
a sandwich, Mayo Boy?
‐(chuckles)
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‐Ha‐ha. Very funny.
‐(Grandpa chuckling)
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Mayo Boy. That's rich.
(chuckles)
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(laughing):
'Cause he's a boy, and...
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I don't get it.
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It's very stupid
and not worth explaining,
but thank you again for saying‐‐
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Bum‐Around Bobbi
got Owen good today!
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Owen and his anime club friends
were having lunch outside,
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and Bum‐Around Bobbi
offered them some
tapioca pudding.
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So, Owen takes
a huge bite,
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but it turns out
it was actually mayo!
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I laughed and laughed...
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and laughed!
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And now I call him Mayo Boy.
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So, tell me,
Owen, uh...
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how did you respond
to this prank?
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I spit out the mayo
and went back
to eating my lunch.
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My own grandson,
humiliated,
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and he just takes it.
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Seriously, Grandpa,
I cannot stress this enough‐‐
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I do not care!
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Do we have an address
for this Bobbi?
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Oh, please, no.
We were so close to not
going on an adventure!
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Yep. It's
in the school directory.
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(mutters):
Great.
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All right, kids. Come on.
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It's time we taught
this Bobbi a little lesson.
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‐Yay! Revenge!
‐No revenge!
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But first we gotta go
snatch my army buddy,
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Joey Coconuts,
from the old folks' home.
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When it comes
to teaching bullies lessons,
he's teacher of the year.
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You got it?
Got it? Good.
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I'll get my jacket.
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Blair,
I don't like this.
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What do you think
they're gonna do?
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Who knows?
But Grandpa's great
at revenge pranks.
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Uh, oh, nope.
I don't want anything
to do with this.
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I'm just gonna stay here
and curl up with a good book,
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and a mug of room temperature
chamomile tea.
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Suit yourself.
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I'm sure that you'll be fine
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with whatever Grandpa
and I do in your name,
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even without you there
to monitor our actions.
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Ugh. Can we at least
stop for dinner?
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There's no time.
Hang tight, Coconuts!
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We're on our way!
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Revenge!
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♪ ♪
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(cheering)
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♪ ♪
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Now, listen up, kids.
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If there's one thing
I know about people,
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it's that they don't
trust children.
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‐So‐‐
‐I don't think that's true.
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I'll find a nurse,
and sweet talk her
into handing over Coconuts.
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Now, Blair, if it doesn't work,
you know what to do.
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‐Blair: Yes, sir.
‐Yo! Listen up,
you gabbagools!
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I got the remote,
and I control the rec room.
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And I say we watch the show
where the Brits bake the cakes.
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That's my man, Joey.
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Hey! How are you doin'?
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Eh, you must be the nurse.
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You look, uh, hygienic.
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I, uh...
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I am an associate
of Joey Coconut's.
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We don't have a patient
here by that name.
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His, uh, real name is
Joseph Coconutowitz.
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Ah, yes! Mr. Coconutowitz.
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He's forbidden from leaving
the premises after regular
visiting hours
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because of his repeated
escape attempts.
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Surely you wouldn't
deprive him of a visit
from his...
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uh, precious, long‐lost,
orphaned granddaughter,
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who drove all the way here
from Hawaii.
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(in English accent):
Evenin', ma'am.
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Can I please see
my grandpapa?
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We don't know
how much longer he has,
we don't.
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Well, I do,
because I'm his nurse,
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and he is in perfect health,
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and will definitely
be alive tomorrow,
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during regular visiting hours.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I don't have time for this.
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Our evening entertainment
just canceled.
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Never trust a puppeteer.
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‐Duh!
‐Everybody knows that!
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Oh, no! Guess we have to
go home now and go to sleep.
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Maybe even stop for food.
You know, basic childcare stuff.
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Wait. I have an idea.
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They're in desperate need
of a performer.
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Why don't you go
and distract them
while we snag Coconuts?
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(foghorn blares)
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‐(audience cheering)
‐Ha!
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‐Announcer: Okay, audience.
‐(bell rings)
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What will Owen doto create a distraction?
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‐(groans)
‐(Rachel shrieks)
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The kids just got pulled
to change their wardrobe,
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so that‐‐ I don't know
what that means.
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‐Announcer: Back to the scene.
‐Director: That's a roll,please!
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Director:
Action!
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Quiet, everyone.
The entertainment is starting.
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We have a magician
joining us tonight!
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‐(bell dinging)
‐(cheering)
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All right.
Good to see you all!
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And, uh, what is
your magician name?
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Mr. Magic Pants.
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‐(drum rolling)
‐Nurse: Oh!
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(strumming guitar)
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‐Okay, we have a band!
‐Blair: All right!
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Welcome, everyone!
For my first trick,
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‐I will be pulling
a rabbit out of a hat.
‐Wow!
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(cheering)
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Pull.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa!
This is not a rabbit!
This is not a rabbit!
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This is not‐‐
Oh, oh! Oh!
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You hold it, you hold it,
you hold it.
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Okay, okay.
Hi. Hi, buddy. Hi.
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I hope he didn't eat the rabbit.
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‐My next trick is
the Confetti Surprise!
‐Blair: Oh!
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(cheering)
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Abracadabra!
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00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:20,054
‐(sparking)
‐(all exclaiming)
239
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:22,056
Owen: Whoa!
240
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,475
(shrieking)
241
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,645
(band plays chord)
242
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,772
(cheering)
243
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:32,066
I think your hat blew a fuse.
244
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:34,068
Yeah, that was
supposed to be confetti.
245
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,279
‐(pops)
‐Whoa! Okay, wow.
246
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:40,491
‐Looks like the confetti's
still workin'.
‐Owen: Wow. Yeah.
247
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:44,245
Yeah. All right.
For my final trick,
248
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,664
I'll be making a cake.
249
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,627
Owen: I'm gonna pour
these ingredients into the hat.
250
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,588
‐Thank you, my assistant.
‐Yes, yes, of course.
251
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:56,090
♪ ♪
252
00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,053
Yummy! Milk is good
for your bones.
253
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:10,980
All right. Abracadabra!
254
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,066
Cake 'em, bake 'em.
255
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,984
Pow!
256
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,653
(drum rolling)
257
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,113
Uh... Oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
258
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,242
‐Blair: Oh!
‐(audience cheering)
259
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,662
♪ Ta‐da! ♪
260
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,623
(cheering)
261
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,335
Oh... Aah!
262
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,003
Aah, aah!
263
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,005
(audience groaning)
264
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,969
‐(audience cheering)
‐(band plays chord)
265
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,641
The card said to put
the hat on fast,
266
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,309
and that seemed to be
a dirty trick.
267
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,896
But you guys have been
a great audience!
268
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,357
‐(pops)
‐Great audience!
269
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:58,903
‐(audience cheering)
‐(band plays upbeat music)
270
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:02,156
‐Thank you! Thank you!
‐Blair: Thank you, guys!
271
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,204
♪ ♪
272
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,458
This is it.
That's Bum‐Around's
apartment, 6B.
273
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,377
We really don't have to do this.
274
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:17,046
The kid's right.
We don't have to do this.
275
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,549
‐Thank you.
‐We need to do this.
276
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:23,553
‐No!
‐Yeah, wait, but we gotta get
a better vantage point...
277
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,638
like from up on that roof.
278
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,558
No, not the roof.
We can't go up on the roof.
279
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:31,060
The kid's right.
We don't have
to go up on the roof.
280
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,689
‐Thank you!
‐We need to go up
on the roof.
281
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:37,358
Attaboy, Coconuts!
282
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,902
Good thing I brought
this here grappling hook.
283
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,238
Grappling hook?
Where did you get that?
284
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,823
I always keep one handy,
285
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,617
in case of emergency
grappling situations.
286
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,245
A: This does not
seem safe.
287
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,330
‐B‐‐
‐Stand back, squirt.
288
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,291
(hook whirls, clangs)
289
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,543
(laughing)
290
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:58,796
Both:
Just like the old days!
291
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,340
♪ ♪
292
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:05,094
(rhythmic footsteps)
293
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,596
How are you guys doing?
294
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,014
‐Great.
‐Scared for my life.
295
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,601
Good stuff. Stay the course.
296
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,023
Um, what are
you guys doing?
297
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:20,276
We're from the...
298
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,779
gas company.
299
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:27,867
The gas company sent
two kids and two old men
300
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,661
to shoot a grappling hook
onto a roof
301
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:33,164
and scale the side
of our building?
302
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:35,833
On a Saturday night?
303
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,377
Yes.
304
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,922
Uh, uh, don't mind us.
305
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,924
We saw all we needed to see,
306
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:46,135
gas‐wise, um, so we'll
head back down now.
307
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,387
Ashpet, ashpet.
308
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:52,016
Does the name Bum‐Around Bobbi
ring a bell, little girl?
309
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:56,104
Yeah. We're next‐door neighbors.
Bobbi went to the movies.
310
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,856
Wait. What's this
have to do with gas?
311
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:01,818
Should I be, like,
calling the cops or something?
312
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,402
Oh, no, no, no.
There's nothing
to be scared of.
313
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,613
No, we're gonna just
wait out front, uh,
314
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:09,200
and we, uh,
have to ask Bobbi
a gas question.
315
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,494
Weirdos.
316
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,038
Back up, troops.
317
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,414
I think after a long night
at the movies,
318
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:18,292
Bum‐Around Bobbi deserves
a welcome home committee.
319
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,086
That sounds super sketch.
320
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,630
I want to let you know
I'm recording you with my phone.
321
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,257
‐No pictures!
‐No, don't take me.
322
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,759
Understandable.
That's a smart instinct.
323
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:31,556
(audience cheering)
324
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,857
♪ ♪
325
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,985
That's the kid! Hide!
326
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,073
‐Bum‐Around Bobbi:
Thanks for the ride,
Mrs. Jensen.
327
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:49,991
(car door closes)
328
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,951
You ready to do your thing,
Coconuts?
329
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,704
Bada‐bing, bada‐boom.
You better believe it.
330
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:57,540
Please. You don't
have to do this.
Just let me talk to her.
331
00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:00,376
You had your chance,
Mayo Boy.
332
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,045
Now, Coconuts. Now!
333
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,506
Hey, you! Oh!
Bum‐Around Bobbi, you!
334
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,883
What of it?
335
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,594
I hear you've been
giving my friend Owen
a hard time.
336
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:12,221
‐Who are you?
‐Never mind, all right?
Silencio!
337
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,890
I'm doing the talkin', now.
338
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,017
I think I need
to teach you a lesson.
339
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:18,978
Ooh, this is gonna be good!
340
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,939
When Owen's grandpa and I
was in the army,
341
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,399
people liked to
mess with each other,
342
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,610
play little pranks
and what‐not.
343
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:29,655
Unluckily for me,
I was the recipient of
a lot of them pranks.
344
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:33,326
Like the time they changed
the rank on my uniform
to "Fart Commander."
345
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:37,955
After having people
laughing at me
day after day,
346
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:41,250
you know what I did
at night after lights out?
347
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,044
I cried. Yeah.
348
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,338
I felt real crummy, Bobbi.
349
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,257
There's a big difference
between laughing with someone,
350
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,675
and laughing at them.
351
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:53,221
When you play a prank on
somebody who isn't laughing,
352
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,932
well, that's just called
being a bully.
353
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,978
That... was it?
354
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,440
I never thought
about it like that.
355
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,818
I don't want to be a bully.
I was just goofing around.
356
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:12,740
TBH, I think it was just my way
of dealing with the fact that
I'm unhappy with my own life.
357
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:18,454
I'm sorry, dude.
I guess I've been
a stone‐cold butt nugget.
358
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,958
Uh, yeah, no, no worries.
It's cool.
359
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,960
I appreciate you
letting me know.
360
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,253
It won't happen again.
361
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,797
Vabbene.
Because if it does,
362
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,967
my face will haunt
your nightmares.
363
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,052
I promise you this.
364
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,304
Now go. Get some sleep.
365
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,308
(chuckles)
366
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:42,103
Did I tell you
this guy was good,
367
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,021
or did I tell you
this guy was good?
368
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,481
Wait.
369
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,568
Did I seriously just spend
my entire night
370
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,737
running around the city,
busting geezers out of
old people jail,
371
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,657
and scaling the side
of a building to watch
someone get...
372
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,784
talked to?
373
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,746
You know,
I had convinced myself
374
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,456
that Bobbi's antics
didn't bother me.
375
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,959
But I think they kind of did.
376
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,962
I guess I just figured
it was easier to ignore them.
377
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,089
I can't believe
I'm saying this, but...
378
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,757
I'm happy we came here.
379
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,676
Thanks for having my back, guys.
380
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:17,096
Guys. Guys, wait up!
381
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,889
Yeah.
382
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:22,184
♪ ♪
383
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:25,146
‐We're home!
‐Hey, here they are!
384
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,023
Hey, honey.
385
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,025
How come you're walkin'
like you got, uh,
386
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:32,194
boom‐boom
in your gotchies?
387
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:36,365
Two minutes into the massage,
I tensed up and sprained
my body.
388
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:39,869
It turns out relaxing
really stresses me out.
389
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,455
‐Is this why
you're home early?
‐Not quite.
390
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,248
Rachel cussing out the masseuse
391
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:47,209
and getting us banned from
the resort might have had a
little something to do with it.
392
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,879
Grandpa: Hey, pal, whoa, whoa,
before you go any further,
393
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,590
somebody told me to
give this to you, and I...
394
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,717
I think you should
read it out loud.
395
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,095
‐Yeah, it's for you.
‐(laughs)
396
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,889
I used to be a mailman.
397
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,935
"Uh, the reason we're home early
398
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:08,105
"is because I was
in so much pain
after my treatment,
399
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,359
"I needed to get the heck
out of there, ASAP.
400
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,111
"Anyone who would willingly
subject themselves
401
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,238
"to that stuff is
a crazy person.
402
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,616
It was truly a nightmare."
403
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,743
(foghorn blares)
404
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,704
(audience cheering)
405
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,331
‐And there it is.
‐We got a...
406
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,166
‐A double nightmare!
‐(Byron chuckles)
407
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,085
‐(bell dings)
‐Announcer:
Now you get to decide.
408
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:33,130
What part of Byron's bodyshould we torment?
409
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,508
I hope it's a really
pleasant massage.
410
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,718
They wouldn't have snakes
at a spa, right?
411
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,804
‐Announcer:
Now back to the scene.
‐Director: We're rolling!
412
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,351
Hello and welcome.
413
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,186
‐Thank you. Hey.
‐Hey. How you doing?
414
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,356
‐Good. Are you ready
for your treatment?
‐Uh, yeah. Yeah.
415
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,024
‐Rachel: Yes.
‐Sweetie, are you here
to support?
416
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,860
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I'm definitely
ready to support.
417
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,071
‐(chuckles nervously)
‐Yeah, I got your back.
418
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:59,824
‐Because he's gonna be
in a lot of pain.
‐Really?
419
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,201
You are gonna get
your armpits waxed.
420
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,954
‐(bell dinging)
‐(audience cheering)
421
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,043
It doesn't sound relaxing.
422
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,171
Oh, my goodness.
(chuckles)
423
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,799
‐Here we go.
‐Okay. (laughs)
424
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,220
I'm not scared,
but can Rachel hold my hand?
425
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,181
Rachel, is he a crybaby?
426
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,933
‐Definitely. Yeah.
‐Okay. (laughs)
427
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,102
I'm gonna need you
to lift your arm up.
428
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,896
‐Let's do this.
‐Waxer: Oh, that looks
really nice.
429
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,650
Byron: This is as relaxing
as going to the dentist. Ha‐ha!
430
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,819
‐Aah!
‐Rachel: Oh, oh, oh!
431
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,113
‐Oh, yes.
‐Ooh.
432
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,823
Whoo!
433
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,159
‐Okay, okay.
‐Rachel: That's the stuff.
434
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,869
That's the worst of it?
435
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:47,204
Nope. (laughs)
Nope.
436
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,581
Hold on.
Okay, okay, okay.
437
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,416
‐Rachel: You got this.
You got this, you got this.
‐(sputtering)
438
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,588
Oh, sweetie,
welcome to my world.
439
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,214
Uh, relax.
440
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,799
So is it okay to do this to you?
441
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,593
Yes, yes, I'm ready to do this.
442
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,678
‐You ready?
‐Ha‐da‐da‐da‐da!
443
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:06,015
‐Rachel: You got it.
‐(screams)
444
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:08,267
(cheering)
445
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,352
Byron: Is it gone?
Don't do it again!
446
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,271
‐Wow!
‐Oh, my goodness!
447
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,398
Rachel:
Wow!
448
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:18,402
Aah‐da‐da‐da!
Aah‐ha!
449
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:21,071
‐Here's the good news, sir.
‐What's up?
450
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,199
‐We're gonna do
your other armpit.
‐Oh. (chuckles)
451
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,868
‐Yes!
‐Byron: I thought we were
gonna be finished.
452
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:30,080
Oh, that's not‐‐
I wasn't ready for that. Aah.
453
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,292
Aah. Does anybody
wanna take my place
over there?
454
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,170
That guy has an amazing beard!
455
00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:38,172
I see your beard! Oh!
456
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,340
Okay, okay, okay.
457
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,676
I'm relaxing.
(screams)
458
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,096
Yes!
459
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:48,140
I don't know.
Maybe it's down‐‐
460
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,059
I don't know where‐‐
It's right there.
461
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:53,062
(laughs)
462
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,147
(audience cheering)
463
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,191
Ah‐ha‐ha‐ho!
464
00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:59,276
Blair: Is this why
you're home early?
465
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:02,196
No. We left because
my armpits got cold.
466
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,908
So, did you guys have fun?
467
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,118
‐No‐‐
‐Oh, good.
That's a relief.
468
00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:13,040
I did. Grandpa taught me
that if I ever have a
problem with someone,
469
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,668
I shouldn't stuff it down
into my emotional black hole.
470
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,420
It's important to
let people know when
you're upset with them.
471
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,464
And what else did I tell you?
472
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:25,052
(sighs) Never trust
a woman who doesn't
eat ribs with her hands.
473
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:27,304
You see, hon?
474
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:30,140
Blair didn't have fun,
and Owen learned a lesson.
475
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:33,394
I told you nothing weird
would happen if we left
Grandpa in charge.
476
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:34,603
Joey Coconut:
Yo!
477
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,607
The old folks' home might
send some goons around,
478
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,901
asking if you've seen
old Coconuts.
479
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Just remember,
you ain't seen nothin'.
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Capiche?
481
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And that's our show!
482
00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:54,373
You guys have been
a great audience!
483
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,208
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
484
00:22:56,208 --> 00:23:00,087
(audience cheering, applauding)
485
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,136
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
486
00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:12,224
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
487
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:22,985
♪ Na, na, na, na,na, na, na, na ♪
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00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:28,449
(theme music playing)
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