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According to legend, the Supremes reappear every 18 years.
A strong and valorous person is selected to perpetuate
the line of the emblem of justice and its legendary techniques.
He becomes the Supreme then
for one period in 18 years.
The supreme techniques are the technique of Frozen Jade
and the Sword of the Couple.
We are the 7 Pirates of the Yellow River, serve us wine and food.
Leave all your money to us. All women lie down.
All men, get away now.
- Mistress, let's go quickly. - They are fierce! Let's go!
Go! They are fierce pirates.
Get lost now!
- Where are they? - What the hell is it?
Buddies...
Escape!
- I am hungry! - Don't, don't eat it!
No way, I have to eat fresh hands and fresh legs.
Fresh heart and fresh gall, let me eat it & I'm hungry.
Hold it, those are small potatoes only.
They are dirty and stink, don't eat them!
Never mind, I can brush my teeth after eating them.
If you eat any of them, so everyone will know that.
You are Big Mouth Lee, one of the 10 Untouchable Villains!
Don't eat it!
Yes, then they will know you are my partner, Sissy To.
They'll be scared if they know we're the 10 Untouchable Villains.
You are right...
What's wrong with him?
He is scared to death!
- So the flesh of him will be bitter. - That is!
I quit!
Don't die! Please, please don't die!
Please leave some fresh meat to me.
I am Crazy Lion of the 10 Untouchable Villains.
You are selfish! You just care yourself!
You promised to treat me a nose!
It's dirty! And it won't be delicious!
That ear is dirty too, why do you eat that?
I will wash it first, you're a trouble!
Come on, eat this hand, come on...
Is he hungry? See is saliva!
Another one is scared to death!
Actually it is lotus root! He thought it's hand!
No one eats men's flesh in this world!
Eva's Palace?
The Gov't granted 7 millions for the China East's Flood.
14 million taels were donated by the salt merchants & the people.
84 security companies were responsible for transporting the fund.
200 thousands were offered as your fee, however,
in the Tiger's Valley,
you killed 276 soldiers, & 164 security guards for the money.
470 thousands of victims from the China East died because of hunger.
So you deserve dying, don't you?
Master Eva we were framed.
Those money were robbed by the Twins Villains!
Are they two of the 10 Untouchable Villains?
Sure they are!
So the 10 Untouchable Villains deserve dying.
They are co-partners.
Stop explaining, the Villains' Valley is a restricted area.
How can she come for anyone she wants!
Because of this!
The warrant for justice?
Yes.
I was given this warrant for justice by the Supremes 3 days ago.
Now, I am the Supreme of the martial world.
You don't even check the truth! Just go ahead.
- We won't counter attack. - Fine!
I won't give any mercy!
Wait!
Brother Yin!
Honey!
Brother Yin!
- Master! - Mistress!
I am a jerk only.
But you are cultured and rich.
We married 5 years ago, many said that we were not matched.
But, these 5 years are the most happiest days I have ever had.
If there were reincarnation,
I wish I would marry you in the coming lives.
I come with our son.
I just want you to stop killing in the Villains' Valley.
I know you are a friend of Big Mouch Lee,
don't you fight for justice because he is your friend?
He is my friend, I know him very well.
Brother!
I know he is innocent without any explanation.
I don't come for him, but for you.
I don't want you to make mistakes once again.
The Wise Monk made the here a restricted area 170 years ago.
According to his saying, those villains once come to this valley.
We can't make a dead set at them.
So as to give them a chance for conversion.
Let those ancient men follow the rules of 170 years ago.
Well, I have to stop you.
No one can stop me from doing anything.
Fine!
Let's divorce now.
We are no more husband and wife.
Iced Jade Stance?
Fine, you won! I am leaving now.
But 18 years later, my student will come with the warrant for justice.
She or he will slaughter the villains here!
Brother Yin, how are you?
Brother Yin!
- Brother Yin! - Brother Yin!
He is hurt by the "Iced Jade Stance". His nerves were injured.
Luckily I am here.
- I fed him with "Soul's Pill". - Can he be saved?
He will live.
But he will be a vegetable.
He is a kind-hearted man, you should save him or I'll kill you.
Don't! Don't!
It's useless ever you kill me, I can't care him.
Well, let's raise his son up.
Teach him all the kung-fu we know, that's to repay Yin.
But, the bitch is too much!
Sissy, I have a plan about her son...
Only a rascal like you will think out of such idea!
Listen, we will teach her son all the bad things.
So that he will drive his mom mad in future!
Let's make a deal.
It's the one we want.
It's the one we want.
Yes, she is like me, pretty girl.
She has soft bone, good figure, she is fit to learn kung-fu.
Sure! She is chosen from thousands of babies!
Give her a name.
What name should I give her?
Here is Eva's Palace, her name should be Eva.
I want her to be perfect and stainless, just call her More.
I'll catch you! Stop!
Where is the Villains' Valley?
Just over there, not very far from here.
What? How far?
It can be a mile, or it can be 10 miles.
Damn you!
Who want to go into the Villains' Valley?
Tell me!
Damn it, what are you looking?
Why don't you speak?
Why do you want to go to the Villains' Valley.
Have you done any bad things?
Tell me.
To kill, to rob, to blackmail...
I have done any crimes you can think of.
- Did you bluff? - No way!
I am the notorious robber Ko Chi Sum, I need no bluffing!
Did you cheat yourself?
Sure, I tell myself I am handsome.
Did you rape yourself?
Everyman will masturbate himself, right?
Did you kill yourself?
- Are you fooling me? - Look!
Pick it up.
I mean my hand!
Hold it!
Why do you hit me?
I don't! You are holding my two hands!
How can I hit you then? I am leaving.
- I don't want to go into the Valley! - You can't go!
You are poisoned cause you touched my hands.
- What will be the effect? - Your dick will be rotten.
Don't shout so loud, your ass will be rotten too.
What shall I do?
It doesn't matter, I have antidote
Come on, open your mouth.
It's sweet!
Sure, medicine is bitter. But poison is sweet.
Don't fool me, you are killing me, boss.
Who is your damn boss?
Aren't you boss? What's your name then?
He is the only student of the 10 Untouchable Villains of this valley.
The Villain of the Villains! The meanest man in this Villains' Valley!
Make it simple, you can tell him I am Fishy.
Doesn't he know who is Fishy?
If he doesn't know me, I will chop him to death!
Well, I will say sorry to you.
- You needn't to say sorry. - Fishy!
Your parents are looking for you.
They are too cocky to hire a messenger! Follow me!
What?
You want me to join the competition for the championship?
Yes!
Besides joining the competition,
- you have to find 2 persons for us. - Right...
Which 2?
Actually, we were not called the Untouchable Villains.
We were once called the 10 heroes of the Yangtze River.
- I am Yangtze River No. One. - I am Yangtze River No. Two.
- I am Yangtze River No. 3. - I am Yangtze River No. 4.
I am Yangtze River No. 5.
Damn. I am No. 5!
You are No. 5, then I am No. 6.
Shut up! 20 years ago, there was a severe flood of Yellow River.
The Government granted 1 million for remedy.
Ten of us were responsible to guard the money.
Right, Yangtze River No. 7, and 8, they are the "Twins Villains".
They robbed the money which put us in deep shit.
Did 8 of you fight with them?
We were fainted!
Why didn't they kill you all?
That was too cruel of them!
They made us the scapegoat! Many righteous people wanted to kill us.
We decided to let you find those 2 bastards out.
Wait a minute.
I am not any hero of the Yangtze River.
Yes, you are!
What am I related to your Yangtze River?
You are the descendant of the Yangtze River Heroes!
Son, it's a good chance for you to repay your benefactors.
But wise guy should forget any benefits and hatred given from others.
Even you don't find them for us.
You should get back the "warrant for justice" for us.
If others take this warrant to invade our valley,
- We will all be finished. - Yes!
Since it's an important task, let's go together.
You mean "US"?
Who is U and who is S?
U stands for you, brother Lee,
and S stands for Sissy!
Kidding! We should go together.
You should go!
Why us? We should go together!
Father Lee, you'd better go with me.
- They think you two should go, - Right...
Well, although we wish to go, look at us. The others can easily recognize us.
Right! If you wish to go,
I will cure your mouth and eye.
- Can you? - Sure.
It's not difficult.
Not difficult?
Yes.
So, why haven't you cured us in these 18 years?
You didn't ask for it, I think you like this to be your character!
Damn you!
- I won't cure you then. - No, you should cure me...
Who said "damn you"?
I... I mean damn me!
Damn what?
Damn... I mean...
Damn Sissy and me only!
Uncle Herb Pot.
I will leave the Villains' Valley soon.
Then the Villains' Valley will have a villain less.
But,
next to you, there will be a kind-hearted person less.
I don't know why, I feel you are like my relative.
Whenever chat with you,
you will never reply,
but I feel that, you have many things to tell me.
Hope there will be one day, you will talk to me.
After leaving,
you should take care of yourself.
Goodbye!
I feel perfect after the operation!
- I can see things sharply now! - Come on...
But we should have invitation to enter the Martial Art City.
Let's find some invitation cards.
What are you doing? You can handle it.
This is my first time to leave the valley, I want to fool around.
- No, it's dangerous in the outside world. - What so funny of this place?
- You will meet danger if you fool around. - That's right!
Don't be afraid, I have a badge of the Villains' Valley.
- What? - What?
I am scared!
- Who dare bully me! - That's right!
I am leaving!
Be careful, see you 3 days later in the gate of the Martial Art City.
- OK. See you then! - Be careful!
I had an ugly mouth before!
I have an ugly eye! I look uglier.
No, you looked pretty.
But, now you are more beautiful! Pretty woman!
- Really? - Yes, Miss Beauty!
You are laughing me. Mr. Handsome!
- Let's go! - Let's go, Mr. Handsome.
Madam, we have caught a guy who is better looking than a beast.
So I take him back for you.
He is like shit! Can he be edible?
Wake him up!
I am awake!
He is quite good looking.
Here is my palace, they are my wives and concubines.
Little man, if you make me happy,
I will let you live!
After having me, you won't need this rubbish!
Am I look like a woman who can turn man to be rubbish?
Do you know how to wash my legs?
I am sorry!
I will go and change the water for you. Right now!
I will make you an emperor right now! Go!
You are bothering!
- Take this man for a bath. - Yes.
I have finished.
Really?
You have finished without undressing!
I am bathing, but you are staring me!
How can I undress?
I have never shown my dick to other people!
But I can tell you...
What?
I am still a virgin!
I have to see it then.
Don't...
Don't!
- What a big one?! - Don't take it out!
I don't want to embarrass you! I feel shy too.
Your hand!
No, my hand is here!
Why do you take along with you a fake hand?
Before you caught me,
some women kidnapped me and they said you'd catch me.
They gave me this fake and told me not to show you my dick...
except this fake hand.
You are from the Eva's Palace.
Listen, Eva more is ordered to destroy your gang.
You come out to surrender within an hour.
Or, we will kill you all with no mercy.
What shall we do?
Clear the place.
What's the matter?
Weird!
Since no one is around. I want to take a break for shitting!
Pal, watch me!
Watch out!
It's You! So Lucky!
- You are really something! - You are mischievous.
I think, you can help me.
Mr. Hero, you can hide yourself in such disgusting toilet,
you must be the genius of the geniuses!
I am glad to make friends with you!
I have to greet you brother then.
Be careful!
You mean this to me?
You are really alert! I admire you so much!
Oh, god!
I smell blood!
The stance!
The holder of the warrant for justice, the master of Eva's Palace.
You gangsters are running dirty business.
The young master of the Eva's palace is ordered to destroy you.
Young master, don't dress in lady's suit.
If the master knows it, she will blame us.
If she knows it, I won't let you go.
- No one should tell her. - Yes!
Is it beautiful?
Very beautiful!
Stay here, I will look up!
It's really beautiful!
Help! Help!
Help!
I will kill anyone who dares save her.
Stop!
Stay where you are, I will chop you to death! Go to hell!
Let's calm down and settle it.
I will kill her if she refuses to give me her invitation card.
Go to hell!
I want to kill!
In this martial world, everyone can claim himself hero.
But, not anyone can have the invitation card.
It stands for one's identity.
Damn you!
I'm bleeding!
- With the invitation, - you can enter the Martial Arts City.
In the Martial Arts City,
you can compete for the Supreme of the martial world.
After being the Supreme,
one can have the power to control the world.
Damn you!
I will not give you any invitation,
it's my life!
Damn!
I don't think you can kill all who have the invitation.
I will kill you!
Go to hell!
Go to hell!
Who has invitation?
Damn it, all have gone?
What are you doing?
We'd have seduced them! Instead of wasting our sweat!
- Who will do it? - Standing in front of you.
- You mean yourself? - You said I am a beauty!
OK, pick the invitation up first.
- Do you mean it? - Yes, pick it up!
- Swear then! - Damn you!
Here comes our guest!
- Invitation! - Please...
Long time no see...
- Thank God. - Glad to meet you!
Please take a rest in the guest room.
Will any one recognize you?
I don't think so, we look different now.
We haven't shown up for 18 years.
- No one will recognize us. - Correct.
I am sorry, I think know you...
Damn you!
Do you know all heroes in the martial world? Shit head!
How can you be that rude? I wonder you are...
You are right! We are the Rudest heroes.
Mr. Rude, Miss Rude, and Sir Rude.
Damn right.
- I am glad to meet you. - How are you doing?
How are you doing?
Damn you.
If you greet me again, I will kill you.
Don't block my way, go...
Don't be angry!
I think I know you, you look familiar to me.
- You know how to use foul language. - You speak fluently.
She seems to have reached puberty.
Thank god.
I am glad to see you, Madam Ti.
I am sorry to trouble you this time.
It's too kind of you, Holy Monk.
I am so glad that,
I am invited to be the judge of this championship.
- Good! Please go in. - Please.
So many nosy people in this martial world.
That is! They should fight step by for the championship.
Not only fighting is needed.
What is it?
Here are the rules of the association.
One, no one can enter the Martial Arts City without invitation.
The invitations are divided into 3 grades, gold, silver, & copper.
Thirdly, the candidates can be promoted by fighting.
Fourthly, those gold candidates, after the character investigation,
will be the candidate for the warrant for justice.
Who made these rules! It's troublesome.
That's right!
There is a man who is staring at me.
- Where is he? - Over there?!
- A woman is staring at me. - Where is she?
They seems to be the Twins Villains.
- Really? - Test them.
She is seducing me.
No reaction! Let me do it.
She is not seducing you. She has a single eye!
Really?
- Don't you recognize me? - No.
How is it?
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
Dear friends, I am Kong Pi-hawk.
On behalf of the Martial Arts City, you are all welcome...
Now, it's dinner time.
Please have your seat according to your grade.
Who is he?
Don't you know him?
He is the master of the Martial Arts City, Kong Pi-hawk.
In all these years, he has done so many good deeds to the world.
He sponsors all the fee for this event.
Who is the one next to him?
Beauty!
You mean the baldy?
- How are you doing? - You are welcome.
Enjoy yourself.
Please!
You are too kind.
Sir Lee, he is my son.
How are you doing?
Your son is really handsome. He is great!
I think he will be the winner this time.
Brother!
Hey! My toilet friend!
- Please don't mention the history. - OK, look.
Your invitation is with me. Don't you forget?
Come on, please sit.
- Yuk Long! - Dad!
He is my benefactor.
I fell down from the slope 2 days before,
he was the one who saved me. This is my dad, he is...
- What's your name? - Your Dad.
He is Your Dad.
Just kidding. I will tell him myself.
Madam Ti coming over here, I will serve her.
- Please, don't be big mouth. - Help yourself.
You have gold invitation, please go up there.
Thank you.
Cheers.
Cheers? The dishes are cold.
How rude of him to make us wait so long.
- Who cares? - Patience.
I know it's rude,
but the rules require that we wait.
You are shameless.
You want to teach me a lesson?
It's almost time, please wait.
- Look, here he is. - Here he is.
I don't think she noticed me.
I'll give it a try again.
Please do not hesitate. Help yourself.
Mr. More.
Mr. More.
Mr. More. May I greet you.
Come in, please.
- Master. - Mr. More.
He is finally here. Late is better than absence.
It is better to die than to starve. We'd better eat now.
Sorry, I am used to...
live alone, eat alone, behave alone...
Now I come to tell you, I won't dine with you.
Cheers.
After you!
I saw her
She is in Men's suit
Come and eat, do we have to listen your speech?
There are all sorts of people in this world!
I think you are dumb!
Come and eat!
I am Monk Blackie, may I know your name?
You want to check my background?
I'm Hen-chin E Bill, the master of Cliff Dying.
Do you know me?
It doesn't matter, but you must have heard the name of my teacher.
He is Lee Chun-fun. The Super Dagger.
- Is he famous enough? - Yes, I know him.
Sure?! I am glad to meet you!
I am sure, one of them is Big Mouth Lee,
and she is Sissy To.
The next one must be the son of Yin Nam Tin & Master Eva.
The fought in the Villains' Valley 18 years ago,
both were seriously hurt, Yin disappeared together with his son.
Yin may be dead or seriously injured.
He is the benefactor of the 10 Untouchable Villains.
So, they would raise his son up.
I think, that must be the son of Yin.
That'd be fine! We could disclose his identity, saying that...
he is coming from the Villains' Valley, so he'll be expelled.
Let's talk something serious. Practise Sodomy to that Eva More.
Why should I rape him?
Because you are the only one who can cope with him.
To rape him, you can ruin his reputation.
He can't be the Supreme of the martial world then.
He can't be the supreme, then you will be the supreme then.
But, you can do it yourself.
But I will be busy at something else.
What is that?
I have to give signal to Sissy.
To inform her to lead someone to catch you two.
That's right, but if More was a girl, what'd I do then?
Girl? Then I have plenty of time to rape her.
I don't need to give Sissy signal. I can do it myself.
Look at you! I don't think she'll be willing to be raped by you.
You are right!
Use the aphrodisiac.
That would make him or her in urgent need of sex.
If she got three
but she avoid having any sex, she will die.
You are so stupid!
Go!
What have you seen?
Anything, I can stand no more, just go ahead.
Go out!
Watch out!
Damn it, you scared me.
Little girl, your tits are big.
Let me hold it, OK?
Let me kiss you, OK?
Fine! Fine!
What are you doing? When did I stop?
Nothing, you said you would leave.
Yes, I want to leave.
What did you say? What have you just said?
It's so hard for me to raise you up!
Father Lee...
Now, you are grown up. You asked me to leave!
You know, it's a rare chance for me that,
I have the feeling of sex.
You want to possess it for yourself.
OK, I will make your wish come true.
I am leaving, don't you think you are doing correctly!
Don't you think you can face me in future?
How can you adopt a son!
Dad!
How is it? Why do you cry?
In these 18 years... What is in my heart...
My eyes betrayed me.
- Look at my eyes! - I am looking!
See how I respect you!
I have seen it...
- I respect you, I admire you... - I have seen it!
I treat you as my benefactor.
Thank you.
- My relative... - Don't talk like this...
You are a saint to me, but I can't imagine that...
I am wrong, I am wrong!
You are dreaming of making love with my dream lover.
You have dirty thought...
I am wrong! I have had a wrong mind!
Are you human being? Tell me!
I am not!
- Go now! - I am leaving!
That's OK! One more thing...
But if he was a man, I'd ask you to come in.
That's the deal.
Fishy? You bastard!
- Come out! - What's the matter?
I said I wouldn't compete with you, I haven't said I would leave this room.
You are trouble, what make you think you can stay here?
Let me stay, may be... I can teach you the technique!
I know every stance, but I can't do it when you here!
I was surrounded by over hundreds of people last time, I could...
Cut the crap.
Stop bothering me. Can you hide yourself in some other place else?
Go now.
Yes.
What's the matter?
Somebody is in...
What is it?
Follow me!
Why don't you question me?
Why did you enter my room?
To your room?
This glove is very nice.
Speak up, why did you enter my room?
Yes, why should I enter your room?
What's the matter?
He...
Follow me!
Be polite please, or I will chop your hand off.
I am scolded again,
well, just as what you said. Anyway I...
Don't touch me!
I didn't!
This fake hand touched you, my real hand is here.
All people come here for only one reason.
I can tell you the reason...
that is...
for him!
Recently, in the Martial Art City...
Little girl, your tits are so big, let me touch it, OK?
A crazy sodomite always commits crimes in these months.
Follow me!
His target is men!
Rape first, and then murder.
I tailed this victim to this room and hid myself.
I just wanted to catch that sodomite.
Take away your fake hand.
I am sorry!
Your tits are big, let me touch once please.
I think he is poisoned by aphrodisiac.
That rapist...
Not rapist, he is a crazy sodomite!
He is so cheap and despicable.
He is lucky to escape!
I come to destroy that bastard.
Oh my tits!
Why don't you rape women but men? Are the women all dead?
Cut the crap, give him the antidote.
He is deeply poisoned, I don't think the common antidote can help.
Try mine...
Where are my tits?
- Have you found it? - Yes.
Just try some small one!
It's so big! How to swallow it?
Use wine, it will be better.
Don't!
What a mess is it!
Take off your fake hand!
It's difficult to tell it's true or false!
You are really lucky!
Finished! It will be finished.
Little girl, your tits are so big, let me touch it, OK?
Since we are busy. I'd better take him away.
Freeze, answer my question first.
Yes, I should make it clear first!
According to the statement of this victim,
the sodomite has a birthmark on his chest.
We are the men left, to prove myself,
see my chest!
How about you?
Yes, undress, show us!
You're disgusting and despicable!
Make him temporarily dumb
Mr. More!
We have 2 ways,
one, show us your chest,
or, I will take him back for treatment then.
What's your opinion?
I will take him back for treatment then.
Go ahead!
You are so kind-hearted.
See you.
Go now, hurry up.
You know, you are in deep shit!
But I have no antidote for you.
If you don't make love with some female, you will die.
- Mom Sissy. - I am coming!
Isn't it the one he wants? We leave you this filly,
go how!
1, 2, 3, go!
Can he handle that horse?
I think so, I chose it carefully among many horses.
She is obedient and quick.
Maybe, we have to wait 2 hours more.
Thank you, I appreciate it so much!
I will take a bath first.
So soon!
Why did you finish it so soon?
It is beast, we don't have love.
Don't you think I need long time for that?
Just let the poison that, that's OK. So what?
Did you...
Don't go over there, he stinks!
I give you a horse to carry you to town. And then look for a hooker.
What? You mean it is for me to ride but not...
Yes!
Why didn't you tell me! I...
I have just done...
How are you?
How are you doing?
Hey, Lee, I wonder!
They look like the Twins Villains!
I will question them!
Don't! We can't prove that they are the Twin Villains or not.
I will check their identity tonight.
Let's go...
Sorry, I am late.
Hello! Take a seat.
Now, let's draw lots for the competition now.
Now the competition begins, the participants are Fred and Wah.
- What a shame! - Go! Go!
- There is a seat! - Are you fine?
You deserve it.
It's none of your business!
- You showed no pity! - You showed no pity!
After the semi final,
6 participants can join the final competition.
They are: Chan An-chong from the Dim Chong School of Martial Art.
Kong Yuk-long from the Martial Art City.
Fishy, a young hero.
Kong-Pi-hawk, the master of the Martial Art City.
Eva More form the Eva's Palace.
And Mo Tin-chong from the Tin Shan School of Martial Arts.
Mo, how dare you come for the competition?
Don't you think raping is your duty?
What? How can you frame me?
Tin Shan so high so big. How did you know what had I done!
Tin Shan is a big place with limited population.
There are 16 villages, 120 men, and 49 women.
On the 15th night of last month, you were drunken.
You injured Chan's brothers and raped their sister.
All the people in Tin Shan know it.
Who are you? How can you know that much?
All the messengers are my informants.
I receive 3000 pigeons' letters per day.
I feed the pigeons with tons of com per day.
So, you know the reason now?
Are you Chan An-chong?
I know I am not qualified, I am leaving...
Congratulation, four of you can enter the final competition.
Master, say Fishy or More can win?
It doesn't matter who will be the winner.
Fishy will help us to go against the Master of Eva Palace.
Master, my future is depend on you.
Judging from the final competitors,
you must be the new Supreme of the martial world.
Dad won't trust his own son.
Who will appreciate a cultured girl?
Who will be the groom?
What did you say? Are you thinking of men?
Don't you know it's a restriction of reciting such poem?
I don't know what the meaning of it.
But I heard you repeating it for one night, I learned it from you.
Really?
Yes, that Fishy is really disgusting!
In what way should we punish him?
Yes, especially his eyes, it's wonderful!
When he is staring at you, you feel hot, don't you?
I really want to dig his eyes out.
But he is so lovely, I can't get angry at him.
Come to the ruin now.
Eva More.
Your Honour!
It's so urgent that I have to summon you here.
What so urgent?
Eva More, you are great in martial art.
About you character, you are perfect.
Because of this, you are being jealous.
Now, you are in danger.
Watch out!
Be careful!
It's you?
Stop, we reach the ground.
We're done.
Are you alright?
My face must have been broken.
Right?
Don't leave me! Where are you going?
I am here.
Thank you, Madam.
Yes.
Since I saw you last time,
I have told myself, it's you.
It's you whom I am waiting for in my life.
Hands off? Let me tell you something more touching
I tell you, you are pretty.
Since you left me, I closed my eyes.
Because, I was afraid I couldn't see you again...
but just common people appeared in front of me.
I wish...
Are you OK?
Never mind.
How are you?
I am fine, I am fine.
I just talk too much to you. I can't swallow the saliva.
It's blood.
Blood?
My heart must be bleeding.
When I saw you again,
you were practising kung-fu in your room.
Then I know,
you are too good to me.
I am dreaming, if I have to die,
I have to die with you.
Now, my wish come true.
But, what a pity that,
my dream can't come true.
Finished?
What is your dream?
That is...
I have my lover in my arms.
I kiss her...
softly.
That's too much.
But it doesn't matter!
Actually, many people will leave the world with some dreams.
So, I...
For this kiss, if I can leave here safely...
I will marry you!
Touched? I won.
Let's retreat.
If my dream comes true, I won't mind dying.
I remember! I have antidote.
Take it for me!
Lower...
Lower... Not this one.
Higher... Not this one.
Right, higher, this is the one.
Thank you.
Chew it and feed it to me.
A mistake! This is not necessary to be chewed.
It's great!
What's the matter?
Nothing special, something is hurting me.
I will bring candles at night to light up my road.
Light it up please.
There is a wall, I will go and have a look.
It's wet! There must be an exit.
I will try it.
It's true, follow me.
I won't forget the things I promised.
Remember, wait for me.
One night is almost over
You said there would be something great for us!
We have arrived, just over there. Come on, come on over.
Get ready.
See...
Woman?
She is pretty!
She is pretty, but pretty sorry, we don't love woman.
Yeah, Mr. Pimp...
Call me Pimp.
- No, we should call you Mister. - OK
We appreciate so much of your gift.
Don't you refuse paying?
- No... - Then come on...
Sissy!
- It's her? - Yes.
Yes, a good memory for you all.
We are not interested in woman.
What? Who will take the first turn? Let's draw lots.
It's not necessary.
Kidding! You courted her in the past!
Past?
She was your old lover...
You made us sick.
You are sick because you meet your old friend! The Twins Villains!
What are Twins Villains?
See, can you recognize us!
The sexy and pretty Sissy To.
Handsome Big Mouth Lee!
- I don't know you. - Neither do I.
Bastard, don't you? But I'm sure you'll recognize the money.
How about the charity fund you stole?
I know you, you are the members of the 10 Untouchable Villains!
We are from the 10 Untouchable Villains, including you two.
It's like cutting orange.
So many people here! Are you treating us meal?
Welcome to the Martial Art City.
They are talking to you, reply!
You two were trapped!
They were caught. I must save them.
He is Big Mouth Lee.
Arrest them.
After them.
After them.
Hurry up! Or they'll be killed.
They were the Supremes?
Stop!
Let me kill the Untouchable Villains!
I have a great hatred against the Untouchable Villains!
My family planned to go the capital for better living.
We passed the Villains' Valley, they caught us and killed my family.
Stay back, I want to kill him.
A Gas Shell from the Villains' Valley?
Why did you use it? It's for protecting one's escape.
Why didn't you use the Killing Bomb?
I planned to use Killing Bomb,
But I didn't know who put this in my pocket.
OK, I want to ask clearly.
Why are you blocking my way?
Let me do it.
What?
Damn it!
No one is allowed to leave here.
Sister, you are really powerful!
Master.
Your honour?!
The Martial Art City is a place to compete for Supreme position.
All hatred and love, black and white.
Can only be settled on the stage.
It's the regulation of the martial world.
If you don't follow.
The reason for coming here would be meaningless.
No one can object the order given by the Supreme Master.
More.
After you.
Your Honour, it's our pleasure to see you here.
Please.
My student More is not bad,
but he is too young & inexperienced.
I come here to take care of him.
So that, no one can play any tricks on him.
But someone is planning something to trick him.
Who is he?
Fishy, the guy you have just brought here.
Fishy?
He seems to be so close to More.
I am afraid, More won't try his best to kill him tomorrow.
I have taught More for 18 years.
I just want him to be a new hero of the martial world.
If he dares betray me, I won't let him go.
Don't! They youth needs patient training.
He may not listen.
But, after eating this killing pill,
he will be as obedient as a dog.
Because, if he doesn't listen to me,
I won't give him this antidote after 24 hours,
then he will die immediately.
For sure, More will defeat Fishy.
More will be the new Supreme of the martial world.
You'd better think some ways to assist him.
More is such a hero, we won't dream of being the Supreme.
But we are afraid that, Fishy will get the championship.
I am now going to find More, don't see me to the door.
See you...
Thank you, Your Honour.
She has just taken our Mad Flower Wine.
But she hasn't shown anything wrong.
Mad Flower Wine is a tasteless and colorless poison.
She won't sense anything at the very beginning.
But after using her power, she can't regain it.
After her power will become less and less, only 30% will be left.
She will get mad if she is stimulated.
You are great in using poison!
Brother, you are great in plastic surgery too.
We acted as Kong & the Holy Monk, no one can identity us.
You two are really great!
Stop apple polishing us, now, prepare the weapons for the bitch.
Yes, did.
What are you doing here?
I want you to try your best to defeat me in tomorrow's fight.
What made you like this?
I don't want to cheat you.
I have practised successfully the Blue Face, Jinx's Stance.
In tomorrow's fight,
You or I will die.
I won't be merciful.
If you don't try all your best, don't blame me.
In the encyclopedia of Kung-fu, under the column of Blue.
There are only blue's Sword, Blue's Fist, and Blue's Jade Palm.
I can't remember any Blue Face Jinx's Stance.
Don't trust the rumor.
The content of the book was collected 6 years ago.
At least 200 stances are not recorded in.
Trust me.
Impossible, my master's encyclopedia is a completed one.
What the hell are you doing?
Your face...
I know there is no blue Face Jinx's Stance in this world.
You are cheating me.
You want to be killed by my own hands.
Why? Tell me why?
Yes.
I cam cheating you.
Because...
since the day we met.
For this kiss, I am totally yours.
- Stop telling me this. - I can't stop!
Before I die, I want to tell the truth.
Stop please!
I am glad to be killed by you. It's worth!
But I am afraid...
If you show mercy to me...
you will be scolded by your master, you know?
You are dying, but you are so considerate.
Whatever you say...
How can I kill you?
Don't cry, or I will cry too.
She is so sincere to me, how can I cheat her?
I have to tell her the truth.
How did I teach you in these 18 years?
There is no good man in this world.
Don't treat yourself a woman.
Don't be pleased by any man.
To keep yourself a pure virgin.
After taking the warrant for justice,
practice the wonder stance to reach the top grade.
To enlarge our school of martial arts
that's my ultimate wish.
But you are crying for this man!
He is a villain coming from the Villains' Valley!
You disappointed me.
I am wrong, please forgive me.
I don't have a student like you.
I will try my very best in tomorrow's fight!
OK!
Swallow it.
The Killing Pill!
You should defeat Fishy.
If you don't have my own antidote,
you will die after the defeat.
Thank you for raising me in these 18 years.
I will take it.
More, don't!
See you tomorrow.
Why did you do that?
Now, 4 of you are divided into 2 teams.
1st team, Fishy against More.
2nd team, Kong Yuk Long against Kong Pi-hawk.
The competition starts.
Please.
More!
More! More!
Don't touch her.
Not a 3rd party is allowed to interrupt in the competition.
You should not attack him!
Although you are the champion of the last competition.
You are not exempted.
Even though the heroes here don't blame you,
Master Yin won't forgive you.
Who is Yin?
He is your ex-husband.
He divorced you outside the Villains' Valley.
To end our relationship?
And you gave up your own son.
But adopt an orphan More.
More?
There will be different endings for different stories.
Even yours, even Eva's.
Happy or sad, no one knows.
More
More... More...
Don't you think it's right to treat Yin like this?
Even I have regretted, I don't think it's wrong.
Good!
That's why you attack him?
Don't you know he is the son of yours?
My son? He is my son?
Yes, he is your son.
No, he isn't.
- He is! - No.
Yes.
He isn't my son.
He is your son.
No.
He isn't my son, he isn't my son.
You haven't been a responsible mother.
Now, he is seriously hurt by you.
Can you claim yourself a human?
How can you face your own son?
Impossible...
I am not human!
I can't face my son!
- Mom. - I hurt my son!
She is so week, now, go and attack!
Bitch, you have done so many bad things,
how dare you mess up here?
I did wrong to my own son!
I am not a human!
I ruined my own son!
Mom!
Arrest them
It's wise to leave now
Go!
They've gone!
We killed that bitch for the sake of the martial world.
If any of you want to blame me, please go ahead.
I will take the responsibility.
You are really correct.
Since Fishy and More quitted,
would Master Kong & Yuk Long fight for the championship now.
Wait! Master, dad,
how can I fight for the championship with my own dad?
Well, now I am going to announce that,
the new Supreme of martial world is Master Kong Pi-hawk.
Wait!
Your Honour!
According to the martial arts,
Kong is the champion, but...
we can't hand him the warrant for justice.
Because, someone informed us about the crimes that he did.
I have an account book here,
a young hero,
he tried very hard to steal it from Black Widow, the notorious robber.
On March 21, Kong Pi-hawk ordered us to rob Dragon's Securities.
We got $800,000 out of that 2 million.
On July 14, Kong ordered us to kidnapped Chin's daughter.
We got 3 million, one million went to us.
The girl was killed.
On November 7, Kong informed us to rob the charity fund.
We got 10 million, half went to us.
You were running dirty business with the robbers.
Kong, you deserve dying!
I am framed!
We didn't frame you!
This book is given by your own son.
You...
Dad!
I can't help blaming myself! You are too bad!
Although I am your son, I can't let you do such bad things again.
Dad, confess now.
You... you bastard!
Dad...
Dad
- I wanna kill you! - You can beat me!
Kill me!
If you regret, I won't mind being killed by you.
Dad, regret now!
You bastard! You betray your dad.
Dad!
Dad! Are you okay?
You are so healthy and young, if I didn't betray you,
I would have to wait a long time to be the next Supreme.
Go and rest now.
Dad!
Dad...
Dad!
Dad...
My dad was killed...
You killed my dad!
Don't be too sad, you re righteous, we will support you.
The owner of the warrant for justice,
is Kong Yuk Long, he is the new Supreme of the martial world.
No, I am not keen in kung-fu fighting, how can I be the Supreme?
But I can tell you are capable.
Are you virgin?
- Yes. - So, it's OK!
Cause you are virgin.
So we can help you to enrich your power.
After teaching you the Iced Fire Palm, then you will be...
- invincible! - Invincible!
Your Honour!
Your Honour! Your Honour!
Now, we are teaching you...
the Iced Fire Pam from the school of Iced Jade Stance.
I have got it! I have got it!
Iced Fire Palm!
- But we are exhausted. - Yes!
You must be tired.
Let me arrange you to have a rest.
We are not only exhausted
We are so weak that, we can't even protect ourselves.
Protect us
Sure!
You...
I always make good use of any chance which benefits me
This palm
has broken 3 nerves of yours
You have lost all your power
Why did you do that?
You are too tired.
You tried to maintain justice in all these years
It's too tired of you.
I will be the Supreme forever, no more selection from now on
You are so cunning!
Cunning?
Not exactly!
I am now giving you a million's cheque for the rest of your living
Get lost now!
You...
We should see how the wind blows.
It's better than nothing. Let's go.
Yuk Long
How can you greet me so impolitely?
I am sorry, Your Honour!
How can you let them go? Why didn't you kill them?
Are you mad?
You should use your brain!
I am now the Supreme, if I kill them,
there'll be gossip.
- Yes, Your Honour! - Send some information out for me
Say they are having a million cheque.
And they are powerless now.
They practised justice for so many years, they will have numerous enemies
Let their enemies kill them,
then I'll take the revenge for them.
So, I will be praised for righteousness.
What a terrific idea!
You are my uncle and my master,
if you are obedient to me. I will treat you good.
Yes, Your Honour!
Remember what I have said?
I have to marry you.
It's not a joke. It's hope.
For a couple, if they still love each other deeply...
even when they are dying...
they will be husband and wife for the whole life
I hope to be couple with you for the rest of my life
Let's start now.
Congratulation
Congratulation!
Let's go for the wedding ceremony
Fishy, I am so cold.
After the wedding, you won't feel cold.
Brother Yin
Bow to the heaven and earth
Bow to your father
Bow to each other
Why are you crying? It's a big day.
Damn it, you bastard!
You should be happy!
Fishy, you know that I won't live long.
Why do you still marry me?
You are the only one I want to marry
I will be satisfied, to be your husband
You don't have to...
More.
Who is shouting outside?
I check it.
More?
I feel cold and it's dark!
Don't be afraid!
There are many people outside.
Sissy, look after them.
I will follow you!
Help.
Don't go!
Freeze! How dare you mess up in the Villains' Valley?
Don't be nosy! They are our enemies! We can't stand to kill them!
We have to chop them to death.
You are the Supremes?
You are the holders of the warrant for justice?
Why do you scare those small potatoes?
We are trapped by Kong Yuk Long, we lost all our power.
Give me the 2 bastards and their one-million-cheque.
Or, we will kill you too.
- One million? - Yes!
Kong gave us a one-million-cheque intentionally.
So we were chased by the rascals.
Damn it, give me the cheque and I will handle it for you
Give it to him.
- Go! - Don't go!
What? You promised to handle it for me.
I promised to handle your funerals only. Let's go.
Wait...
if you try to fight with Big Mouth Lee and me,
whose chance will be bigger?
I think we are having equal chance.
If we die together, it's worthless.
If you are willing to go, give it to me.
- Should I take it out? - Give it to me
Take this million and share it, OK?
OK, I will take it, cause I am giving you face.
Take it.
Why do you want to marry?
She will die after this night
Can you tell something good?
Say something lucky, OK?
- Well, she will die before dawn. - Stop!
We messed the things up! We are really foolish,
No matter how, we should save More.
It's useless, the only antidote was destroyed by them.
We can never save More.
Yes.
Not exactly, just by using the initial power,
her poison will be pressed out.
Your power is ruined, how can you help?
He is a powerful hero.
Bull shit! He is a vegetable!
It's useless even he is the most powerful man in the world.
But you are wrong, he is like a treasure without to open it.
Only we find the key, we can make use of his power.
Really?
I will teach you to stimulate his nerves
Use the Wonder Stance, so as to drive his power to your body
Pass it to More! Then you can save her
Right!
Dad, it's such an emergency
case that if you agree us to use your power, just show me some hints.
Thanks
What are you waiting for?
Dad, are you talking to me?
You said, "More is pretty"!
Dad said you were pretty.
It's amazing to pass the power like this.
Sure, you can try.
Good...
Sorry!
Don't touch!
Fishy, tell dad that I am better now, he is appreciated.
Fantastic
Dad, Why don't you take back your power?
Dad?!
He is dead.
- Dad... - Brother Yin!
He knew Eva was dead, it's meaningless for him to live.
He donated all power,
so you can take a revenge with more strength.
Revenge? Kong has achieved the Iced Fire Palm.
We can never defeat him.
Fishy, don't go!
Actually, other than the Iced Fire Palm,
Another stance, the couple's sword can defeat Iced Fire Palm.
The couple's sword?
Only a couple can use it, provided that they love deeply to each other.
It can raise their power 10 times they have.
Since you two love each other so much, you can use it.
Take it.
Can the couple's sword defeat the Iced Fire Palm?
I don't know, we are men, we haven't loved each other.
More, we should try.
Anyway, Kong will come to us any time.
Just as you said.
Remember, the deepest love you have,
the greatest power you are having.
Hey, it seems interesting, let's follow them.
Great!
Don't you think you are like a loving couple?
- What do you think? - What? Tell us
We can't teach you the couple's sword
how about the bitch and the wolf's sword?
Damn it!
Welcome!
The Supreme of martial world!
Long life to your Honour.
I can be the Supreme of the martial world,
I will try my best to contribute.
In half months before,
he disclosed the real identity of the Ex-supremes, the Twins Villains
And now, he captured the 6 Untouchable Villains
Now, we are going to execute them & we will attack their base later.
We swear to terminate all villains!
It's wise of you, Your Honour.
Great! Now we will use these men,
to ask His Honour to demonstrate his Iced Fire Palm.
Fine!
Now, the White Jinx turned dark, and the Dark Jinx turned white
You son of the bitch, how dare you come back?
You are still living, so I should return.
Kong, you even killed your father.
How can you be qualified to be the Supreme?
Don't argue with them.
- Take me the wine. - Yes.
You must have misunderstood His Honour, come and take a wine
I will explain it to you.
It will be fine
Let's see what bull shit you are going to tell me.
Actually, the Supreme appreciate you two so much, let's cheers
You...
You used the Mad Flower Wine to kill my mom
Now, you should taste it yourself
Impossible, only half month,
how can your martial arts improve so much!
We are practising each day,
but you just design the traps per day.
Don't you think your student will give you any benefit?
He will kill you right after killing us.
No, no, you won't kill me, will you?
You helped him to kill his dad, and made a dead set at my master.
He ruined the Supremes' power, you know so many bad deeds of him,
he will kill you sooner or later
No, Yuk Long won't kill me.
I am his master.
Yuk Long...
- Stop bothering - I am your master!
Go!
See where you can go!
Go up to the tree!
Why didn't you kin him there?
I don't want to hurt the innocent people, wait him here.
Where is he?
He will soon be here.
I can't imagine you have practised such wicked sword stance!
This is the couple's sword which can defeat your Iced Fire Palm!
Really?
I do want to experience it.
The Iced Fire Palm is really powerful!
Don't panic, have my love.
It's not enough, once more
Let me do it
How is it? What else do you have?
Go!
Shit!
The bitch and the wolf's sword!
Give me love.
It's not enough!
These warrants have harmed so many people.
Let's throw it away.
Don't, I have to keep it.
If our son and daughter won't listen to us,
we will beat them with these warrants.
Let's go
They are really perfect match!
I envy them.
We have practised the bitch and the wolf's sword, why not
- No way. - Why not?
You have done that with a horse...
You can do it once with a dog, so we break even.
Damn you!
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