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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,610 --> 00:00:04,290 - Sync and corrections by PopcornAWH - www.addic7ed.com - Colored HI by GoldBerg_44 2 00:00:04,660 --> 00:00:05,960 MALE NARRATOR: Each character in this tale 3 00:00:06,060 --> 00:00:07,230 is going to be represented 4 00:00:07,330 --> 00:00:10,160 by a different instrument of the orchestra. 5 00:00:11,630 --> 00:00:16,240 For instance, the bird will be played by the flute, 6 00:00:16,340 --> 00:00:17,570 like this. 7 00:00:17,670 --> 00:00:19,440 (LIVELY FLUTE PLAYING) 8 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:36,130 MALE NARRATOR: Here's the duck, played by the oboe. 9 00:00:36,230 --> 00:00:38,270 (MELANCHOLY OBOE PLAYING) 10 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:57,050 (RAY GRUNTS) 11 00:00:57,150 --> 00:01:00,220 MALE NARRATOR: The cat, by the clarinet. 12 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,360 (PRECOCIOUS CLARINET PLAYING) 13 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:21,370 (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING) 14 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:24,010 MALE NARRATOR: The bassoon will represent Grandfather. 15 00:01:24,110 --> 00:01:26,150 (UPBEAT BASSOON PLAYING) 16 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:49,800 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 17 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:51,970 The blast of the hunter's shotguns, 18 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:54,240 played by the kettledrums. 19 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:57,080 (SUSPENSEFUL KETTLEDRUMS PLAYING) 20 00:02:08,860 --> 00:02:10,620 (KEYPAD BEEPING) 21 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,230 (DOOR LOCK BEEPS) 22 00:02:25,870 --> 00:02:29,210 The wolf, by the French horns. 23 00:02:30,180 --> 00:02:33,150 (DRAMATIC FRENCH HORNS PLAYING) 24 00:03:20,260 --> 00:03:21,430 (VOMITING) 25 00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:38,980 (SPRAYING) 26 00:03:53,630 --> 00:03:56,630 MALE NARRATOR: And Peter, by the strings. 27 00:03:56,730 --> 00:03:59,200 (THEME FROM PETER AND THE WOLF PLAYING) 28 00:04:07,910 --> 00:04:09,410 Are you sitting comfortably? 29 00:04:10,810 --> 00:04:12,750 Good. Then I'll begin. 30 00:04:12,850 --> 00:04:14,880 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 31 00:04:43,610 --> 00:04:44,780 Okay. 32 00:04:46,210 --> 00:04:47,350 NIKKI: It's a safe deposit box. 33 00:04:47,450 --> 00:04:48,720 Number 1606. 34 00:04:48,820 --> 00:04:51,050 My guess, they stashed the stamp there. 35 00:04:51,150 --> 00:04:52,850 What about the key? Wouldn't I need the... 36 00:04:52,950 --> 00:04:54,620 Lost when you redecorated the study, tell him. 37 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,590 Oh. 38 00:04:56,690 --> 00:04:59,390 Don't forget. Got that meeting with the high roller later. 39 00:04:59,490 --> 00:05:01,900 Burt Lurdsman, plumbing supplies. 40 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,830 I really feel like this is it. 41 00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:05,130 Our ship coming in. 42 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:09,700 Remember. 43 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,240 Richest guy in the room is always the boss. 44 00:05:12,970 --> 00:05:14,940 (OBOE PLAYING) 45 00:05:35,530 --> 00:05:36,860 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 46 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:43,870 MILLY: Welcome to Capley Bank and Trust. 47 00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:45,870 You picking up or dropping off? 48 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:47,010 What? 49 00:05:47,110 --> 00:05:48,210 Oh, I'm just playing. 50 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:50,210 You wanna make a withdrawal or a deposit? 51 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:51,310 Oh! 52 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:53,250 - I... I, uh... - Oh. 53 00:05:53,350 --> 00:05:55,680 It's okay, Milly. I got this. 54 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,280 Sorry about that, ES. 55 00:05:58,390 --> 00:06:00,550 (SIGHS) Milly just moved down from Bemidji. 56 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:02,890 You've got to learn the faces, huh. 57 00:06:02,990 --> 00:06:03,960 - (SCOFFS) - Sorry. 58 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:05,530 No, that's... 59 00:06:05,630 --> 00:06:08,160 Everybody has a first day. 60 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:11,660 Would you get the man a cream soda, for shit's sakes? Jeez! 61 00:06:21,710 --> 00:06:23,240 Thanks again for those Gopher seats. 62 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:25,250 Ham was tickled pink. 63 00:06:25,350 --> 00:06:26,350 (LAUGHS) 64 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:28,950 My sister's boy. You remember? 65 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:30,280 Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course. 66 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,580 I, uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 67 00:06:31,690 --> 00:06:33,690 You know, I don't got a lot of time here. 68 00:06:33,790 --> 00:06:36,420 Oh, should be back in a snap, Milly. Uh... 69 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,490 More in the "nice to look at" category than, say, brainiac. 70 00:06:39,590 --> 00:06:40,590 (BUCK LAUGHS) 71 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,500 I was hoping to get into my box. 72 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,430 You've been working out, yes? 73 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:47,800 You seem bulked up. Been hitting the weight room? 74 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:50,640 I, uh... Hitting the buffet, more like. 75 00:06:50,740 --> 00:06:52,270 What with the wedding and all. 76 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:54,170 Oh, I hear you. All that cake tasting. (LAUGHS) 77 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:57,810 I am so sorry, Mr. Stussy. 78 00:06:58,410 --> 00:06:59,910 No, that's... 79 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,810 You're fine. 80 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,150 Let the man breathe, girl. 81 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:04,980 Uh... 82 00:07:06,890 --> 00:07:10,260 I lost the key, is the thing, to my box. 83 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:14,460 Redecorating, thrown out with the old credenza, you know. 84 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,960 (STAMMERS) Is that gonna be... 85 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:21,270 'Cause what's in there, I really need, you know, today. 86 00:07:21,370 --> 00:07:23,070 (EXHALES) 87 00:07:23,550 --> 00:07:25,000 Well... (SIGHS) 88 00:07:25,210 --> 00:07:26,770 Uh... 89 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,480 Hate to be a stickler, ES, but, uh, without the key, 90 00:07:30,180 --> 00:07:31,310 well, we, uh... 91 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:32,880 No, I, uh... I... 92 00:07:32,980 --> 00:07:35,080 We have to drill the lock and, uh... 93 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:37,950 I get it. (STAMMERS) Makes sense. 94 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:39,920 What we should do is order a new key. 95 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:42,060 Won't take more than a week, and that way, you know, 96 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,020 order's maintained. 97 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,660 You understand. 98 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:55,090 You know what? 99 00:07:55,670 --> 00:07:58,170 Forget it. 100 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:01,340 Just go ahead and pack up all my accounts. 101 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:06,920 I'll take a check if you don't have that much cash on hand. 102 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:09,350 (CHUCKLES) Now, Emmit, there's no need to... 103 00:08:09,450 --> 00:08:10,650 No, it's fine. I understand. 104 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:12,120 You don't want to help me. 105 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:15,860 A lost key like it's some kind of national tragedy, 106 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,360 but you got your order. 107 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:19,560 Rules and the like, so eh... 108 00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:22,100 ... I'll find a bank maybe puts the customer first. 109 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:25,230 (SIGHS) 110 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,230 (SNAPPING FINGERS) Call Mike. 111 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,770 (CHUCKLES) Hold on a sec, ES. We're... 112 00:08:29,870 --> 00:08:31,300 (SNAPPING FINGERS) 113 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:33,510 You know what? We'll just drill that sucker. 114 00:08:33,610 --> 00:08:37,110 No problemo. It'll take two seconds and then you can... 115 00:08:37,210 --> 00:08:39,380 Whatever you need. Just fetch whatever's in there. 116 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,610 Not that I know or need to know what's... 117 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:44,320 So I don't have to carry my accounts over to Chase? 118 00:08:44,420 --> 00:08:46,020 Chase? That's, uh... 119 00:08:47,490 --> 00:08:49,320 (LAUGHING) 120 00:08:49,420 --> 00:08:50,590 You're such a kidder. 121 00:08:50,690 --> 00:08:53,190 You really had me going there for... 122 00:08:53,290 --> 00:08:55,330 Let me just get my keys. 123 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,560 (RUSTLING) 124 00:08:57,670 --> 00:09:00,370 While you're at it, I'll take 10 grand in hundreds 125 00:09:00,470 --> 00:09:02,540 and a buck in quarters for the meter. 126 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,200 That's, uh... Well, of course. 127 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:06,940 You'll just have to fill out a... 128 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:09,440 Or, you know what? 129 00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:11,480 I'll get the paperwork handled myself. 130 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:16,120 Although, ES, may I suggest, um, 131 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:18,350 well, it's just that whenever you take out 132 00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:19,520 anything more than $10,000, 133 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:20,590 it automatically triggers a... 134 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:21,990 Buck, 135 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:25,160 if I wanted an opinion from an asshole, I'd ask my own. 136 00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:26,960 Got it? 137 00:10:09,270 --> 00:10:10,580 (SPITS) 138 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:17,640 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 139 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,310 (RAY SIGHS) 140 00:10:46,410 --> 00:10:47,510 (EXHALES) 141 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,640 Well, don't keep me in suspense. 142 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:54,410 The stamp wasn't there, but I got this. 143 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,380 Christmas. 144 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,220 How much did he have, his account? 145 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:02,420 I don't know. Uh, maybe $1 million. 146 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,390 Your brother has $1 million, and you took, 147 00:11:04,490 --> 00:11:06,260 what is that, 10 grand? 148 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:09,360 Now, see, that's the criminal mentality, your old life. 149 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,730 And what do you... Hardwired patterns. 150 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:14,070 But we're not crooks. 151 00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:15,570 This is the principal, 152 00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:17,400 what's right, fair market value for the... 153 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,270 What he took, the stamp. 154 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,640 Who's Luverne? 155 00:11:22,740 --> 00:11:24,010 He did what? 156 00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:26,850 Oh, believe me, I'm pretty ticked myself. 157 00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:27,950 I loved that dog. 158 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,050 Plus the money, of course. 159 00:11:30,150 --> 00:11:33,520 Christ on a stick, you think you know a guy. 160 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,350 I mean, used feminine hygiene products 161 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:37,120 in a man's desk drawer is one thing, 162 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,930 but now, 163 00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:43,630 the ridicule of beloved remains. 164 00:11:43,730 --> 00:11:46,470 "Cremains" is the, I think, preferred nomenclature. 165 00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:48,200 This is the last thing we need. 166 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,240 What with this Varga mess 167 00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:53,040 and poor Irv not even being cold yet. 168 00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:54,970 See and that's, uh... 169 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,680 I was gonna talk to you about that. 170 00:11:57,780 --> 00:12:00,180 Suicide is what the authorities... 171 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:02,150 The conversation I had. 172 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:05,820 Old folks get depressed around the holidays and all that, 173 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,090 but I don't know. 174 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:10,360 Character like this Varga, 175 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,630 I'm just saying, you can't put anything past him. 176 00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:14,130 Christ. 177 00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:16,830 What are we in the middle of? 178 00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:19,530 We ought to consider meeting this widow Goldfarb. 179 00:12:20,230 --> 00:12:21,470 Sell the company? 180 00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:23,140 - That's a little... - No, no, not sell. 181 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,640 Just, I'm saying, take the meeting. 182 00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:29,280 Buck says she's cash-rich and looking to buy in. 183 00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:31,080 And it feels like we're getting pulled 184 00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:32,610 into something sticky here, so... 185 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:35,920 Yeah. Yeah, that's good thinking. 186 00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:40,050 (DOOR LOCK BEEPS) 187 00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:42,190 (KETTLEDRUMS PLAYING) 188 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,700 What the shit are they up to? 189 00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:14,870 YURI: When Putin was a boy, 190 00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:18,160 he already knew he wanted to be FSB. 191 00:13:19,490 --> 00:13:21,760 He lived in the well, 192 00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:24,400 kept a photo of Bergin by his bed. 193 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:30,100 Bergin, who squats in 1920 dirt, 194 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:33,140 gives birth of GRU, later KGB. 195 00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:35,770 Godfather. 196 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:46,020 And this boy, Putin, he learns sambo, 197 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:49,590 rules the yard school by his fist. 198 00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:54,290 You see, in Russia, there are two words for truth. 199 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,700 Pravda is man's truth. 200 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,470 Istina is God's truth. 201 00:14:03,570 --> 00:14:08,570 But there is also nepravda, untruth. 202 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,980 And this is the weapon the leader uses. 203 00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:16,880 Because he knows what they don't. 204 00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:21,620 The truth is whatever he says it is. 205 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,590 I don't get what's so complicated here. 206 00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:57,790 You take a born loser, add a drug addiction, 207 00:14:57,890 --> 00:15:00,130 remove a job, fill his pockets with holes, 208 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:02,360 mix in cold turkey, 209 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:04,260 you think this guy isn't gonna drive around 210 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,130 randomly looking for someone to rob? 211 00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:07,330 Yeah. 212 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,800 But then why tear a page out of the phonebook? 213 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,740 Choose a house? Doesn't that imply that... 214 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,510 There you go. 215 00:15:13,610 --> 00:15:15,070 Using three-syllable words again 216 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:17,080 for a one-syllable problem. 217 00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:19,680 First, that's a two-syllable word... 218 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:22,380 Let me tell you what I saw in Fallujah. 219 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:23,850 Men, okay? 220 00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:27,350 My men laying in the dirt with their guts in their boots. 221 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,320 How does that... 222 00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:30,760 With all respect... 223 00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:32,690 You know what an IED is? 224 00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:34,890 It's like car parts and dynamite. 225 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,260 You either run one over, or you don't. 226 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,770 That's it, see? It's random. 227 00:15:39,870 --> 00:15:41,470 Or bombs in our American streets. 228 00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:43,070 Who gets killed? 229 00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:44,940 Will you decide to walk your dog that morning 230 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:47,470 or mow the lawn? 231 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:51,010 Your problem is you're overcomplicating this. 232 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,410 Books under the floorboards, 233 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,080 an unapproved trip to goddamn Hollywood. 234 00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:57,250 Told you. I'm paying for that myself. 235 00:15:57,350 --> 00:15:58,420 Not the point. 236 00:15:58,520 --> 00:15:59,850 Not the... 237 00:16:02,690 --> 00:16:05,730 Look, I get it's personal, this one. 238 00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:07,630 But we're talking simple wrong place, 239 00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:08,760 wrong time. 240 00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:11,000 A hopper with an itch on a spree 241 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,200 who met the business end of a Maytag. 242 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,840 Cosmic justice, good riddance. 243 00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:19,140 So what do you say 244 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,770 we stamp this file "Case closed," 245 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:25,040 move on to the calm and orderly transition of power. 246 00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:29,280 Sheriff, I hear you. 247 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:30,780 I do. 248 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,550 I'm not trying to stir things up. 249 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:37,620 No, I think you are. 250 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:41,690 I think you got resentments over being made to cow, 251 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,300 kiss the ring. 252 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,370 I had boys like you in the service. 253 00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:48,900 I'd tell them to go right, they go left. 254 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,670 All of them, to a man, 255 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,410 went home in a bag. 256 00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:01,150 Well, I'm home already, 257 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,220 so I'm gonna spend a few more days on this one, 258 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,480 see how it goes. (SIGHS) 259 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:07,090 (THEME FROM PETER AND THE WOLF PLAYING) 260 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,410 (CLARINET PLAYING) 261 00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:48,960 Hi. 262 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,370 I need the parole officer for Maurice LeFay. 263 00:17:53,470 --> 00:17:54,770 Mmm-hmm. 264 00:17:57,370 --> 00:17:58,600 (GLORIA SIGHS) 265 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,170 (TYPING) 266 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,650 (SMACKS LIPS) That'd be Ray. 267 00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:08,020 He's in with a felon at present. 268 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,710 - Point me to the ladies. - Mmm-hmm. 269 00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:16,860 (TOILET FLUSHING) 270 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,560 (SIGHS) 271 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,010 WINNIE: Oh, Lord. 272 00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:37,510 My Lord. 273 00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:39,310 Come on already. 274 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,980 WINNIE: You wouldn't... 275 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,480 Friend. 276 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,950 You wouldn't have a putter-inner by chance? 277 00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:46,150 How's that? 278 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,790 (STAMMERS) Or a pad? 279 00:18:47,890 --> 00:18:51,190 This is not the way things were supposed to go, 280 00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:53,830 but the Lord must have... Not to get... 281 00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:57,680 (SIGHS) Anyway, if you could find your way clear to abetting a sister in need 282 00:18:57,730 --> 00:19:02,220 one who is supposed to be with child, but apparently is not... 283 00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:03,820 Uh, sorry, I don't have... 284 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,020 Regulations, you know. 285 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,140 We're not meant to carry a purse, and I'm... 286 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,480 It's not my time of the... 287 00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:11,920 I could ask the clerk. She might have... 288 00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:13,630 Oh, no, don't burden yourself. 289 00:19:19,970 --> 00:19:20,930 (GLORIA SIGHS) 290 00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:22,330 (WINNIE GRUNTS) 291 00:19:23,670 --> 00:19:24,940 (TOILET FLUSHES) 292 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,310 Well, what are the odds? 293 00:19:32,410 --> 00:19:33,980 - (CHUCKLES) - Second female in uniform. 294 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,650 You said regulation, and I assumed... 295 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:37,280 Winnie Lopez, Saint Cloud Metro. 296 00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:39,980 Uh, Gloria Burgle, Eden Valley Police. 297 00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:41,620 Oh, and chief to boot. 298 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,450 Uh, for the moment, anyway. 299 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,390 Sorry, I got about 100 pounds of TP crammed in there. 300 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,460 Been cranky as a female dog since breakfast, 301 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,800 and now I know why. 302 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,100 We've been trying, me and Jerry, 303 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,470 for months now. Yeah. 304 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,770 Like those old Road Runner cartoons 305 00:19:56,870 --> 00:19:58,040 with the wolf and the sheep dog, 306 00:19:58,140 --> 00:19:59,800 how you punch a clock to go to work? 307 00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:01,810 It's mostly missionary, if I'm being honest. 308 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:02,940 We used to spice it up, 309 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,110 but now it's about the shortest distance 310 00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:05,310 between two points. 311 00:20:05,410 --> 00:20:06,610 (SOAP DISPENSER WHIRS) 312 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,280 I've... 313 00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:12,380 He'd pop faster from the back, if I'm being honest, 314 00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:15,390 but I think it's important to look each other in the eyes 315 00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:17,190 when it comes to making babies. 316 00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:18,290 You got kids? 317 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:22,270 Uh, one. Nathan. He's 12. 318 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,670 Oh, that's what Jerry wants. 319 00:20:23,770 --> 00:20:26,410 A shortstop or a switch-hitting third baseman. 320 00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:29,280 Me? I've got my fingers crossed for a girl. 321 00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:32,850 - Well, I better hit it. - (DRYER WHIRRING) 322 00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:34,850 Here on a 10-30, leaving the scene of the accident, 323 00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:36,420 except the Vic don't wanna press charges, 324 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,090 turns out so. (CHUCKLES) You? 325 00:20:38,190 --> 00:20:39,190 Um, murder. 326 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,310 Jeez! 327 00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:43,440 Yeah. 328 00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:48,730 Well, happy trails. 329 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,360 (GLORIA CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 330 00:20:59,370 --> 00:21:00,410 (DOOR CLOSES) 331 00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:05,580 I know, baby. 332 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,280 It's all I can think about, too. I... 333 00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:12,750 Look, I'm no psychic, but how does he not fund us? 334 00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:15,860 And if not, well, we got capital now. 335 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,190 Oh, I've got to go. Yeah. 336 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,160 Yeah, you, too. 337 00:21:24,530 --> 00:21:26,100 I love you. 338 00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:28,100 GLORIA: Hi. 339 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,300 I already told the other girl everything. 340 00:21:30,170 --> 00:21:31,570 The other... 341 00:21:31,670 --> 00:21:33,440 Oh, no, sir, I'm not here about the accident. 342 00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:35,430 Gloria Burgle, Eden Valley Police. 343 00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:38,350 I'm, uh, looking into the, uh... 344 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,350 The, uh, murder of... 345 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,420 Now that is... 346 00:21:46,220 --> 00:21:48,320 Truly, what are the odds? 347 00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:51,230 You said "murder"? 348 00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:54,100 Yes, sir, of Ennis Stussy in Eden Valley. 349 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,800 And here you are, how many miles away, 350 00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:57,330 a Stussy as well. 351 00:21:57,430 --> 00:21:58,470 (SCOFFS) 352 00:21:58,570 --> 00:22:00,000 Well, I mean, it's... 353 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:02,370 Go figure. It's a pretty common name. 354 00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:03,970 I got cousins all over the darn place, 355 00:22:04,070 --> 00:22:06,140 not that I'm saying that this fellow was a cousin, 356 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,840 although who knows? Could've been. 357 00:22:10,810 --> 00:22:13,250 Well, reason I'm here, one of your cons, Maurice. 358 00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:14,780 He's most likely the culprit. 359 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,150 We got evidence shows he broke into the victim's house, 360 00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:19,750 tore the place apart looking for something. 361 00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:22,190 Hmm? Maurice LeFay? 362 00:22:22,290 --> 00:22:23,620 GLORIA: That's the one. 363 00:22:23,730 --> 00:22:25,660 Air conditioner caved his cranium, I heard. 364 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,960 Heard that as well. 365 00:22:28,060 --> 00:22:29,560 Saw it, in fact. Not a pretty picture. 366 00:22:29,670 --> 00:22:30,830 (CHUCKLES) All the same, 367 00:22:30,930 --> 00:22:32,030 just 'cause the perp passes on 368 00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:34,070 doesn't mean the investigation halts. 369 00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:36,440 There's a question of why. 370 00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:38,470 - (CLICKS TONGUE) "Why." - Yes, sir. 371 00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:39,610 Fellow drove 30 miles 372 00:22:39,710 --> 00:22:41,340 without knowing his destined address, 373 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,410 finds Ennis out of the phone book, 374 00:22:43,510 --> 00:22:44,510 and then searches his house 375 00:22:44,610 --> 00:22:45,910 like he knows there's something there, 376 00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:47,720 like he's looking for something in particular. 377 00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:49,320 It's unusual. 378 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,850 Well, I mean, 379 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,390 (INHALE SHARPLY) 380 00:22:53,490 --> 00:22:55,120 - he liked his reefer. - Is that right? 381 00:22:55,230 --> 00:22:56,990 Smoked a heck of a lot. 382 00:22:57,090 --> 00:22:58,860 In fact, he blew his piss test. 383 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,360 Was gonna grab him up when I heard the news. 384 00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:03,400 "Death by major appliance." 385 00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:07,470 (SIGHS) 386 00:23:07,570 --> 00:23:11,610 So I'm not sure how much more I can... 387 00:23:11,710 --> 00:23:13,040 But if I think of anything... 388 00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:16,410 All I can ask, sir, if something pops to mind. 389 00:23:16,510 --> 00:23:17,510 We're moving offices, 390 00:23:17,610 --> 00:23:19,010 so I wrote the new number on the back. 391 00:23:19,850 --> 00:23:21,480 "Chief." 392 00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:24,750 Ignore that. We're doing some restructuring. 393 00:23:24,850 --> 00:23:27,520 They always find a way to screw you, don't they? 394 00:23:28,550 --> 00:23:29,880 They try. 395 00:23:58,990 --> 00:24:00,020 Jeez! 396 00:24:04,290 --> 00:24:05,790 Hey, Ray. 397 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:08,960 Yeah. I'm just running out for a home inspection. 398 00:24:09,070 --> 00:24:10,200 Yeah? 399 00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:11,800 Let's table that for now. 400 00:24:12,340 --> 00:24:13,470 Yeah? 401 00:24:29,850 --> 00:24:31,490 Have a seat, Ray. 402 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,290 - (DOOR CLOSES) - I, uh... 403 00:24:36,390 --> 00:24:38,130 You know the Deputy Director. 404 00:24:38,230 --> 00:24:39,530 Yes, sir. 405 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,000 How are you today, sir? 406 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,370 It's a problem, Ray. 407 00:24:58,350 --> 00:24:59,550 I, uh... 408 00:24:59,650 --> 00:25:01,680 SCOTTY: Can't have this, Ray. 409 00:25:01,780 --> 00:25:04,490 Intermingling with the clientele? 410 00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:06,290 You swore an oath. 411 00:25:06,390 --> 00:25:07,960 Well, to be fair, sir... 412 00:25:08,060 --> 00:25:12,030 Not a literal oath, I'll give you that, but implied. 413 00:25:12,130 --> 00:25:13,960 For Pete's sake, it's right there in the handbook. 414 00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:16,930 Don't bang the cattle. 415 00:25:17,030 --> 00:25:19,300 First off, there's probably broken glass down there. 416 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,430 Second... 417 00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:22,040 Second, it's against the damn law. 418 00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:24,540 Which... (SIGHS) I've got to give it to you. 419 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,610 The Swango skank, you could fry bacon on, but... 420 00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:29,740 - Now, that's... - I'm saying she's hot. 421 00:25:29,850 --> 00:25:31,410 - No, I... - That's not the point. 422 00:25:31,510 --> 00:25:32,710 That's right. That's not the... 423 00:25:32,820 --> 00:25:33,980 Son, 424 00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:37,720 read my lips. 425 00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:39,920 You're in a shit storm, 426 00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:42,520 and we're the ones holding out the umbrella. 427 00:25:42,630 --> 00:25:43,690 You gonna take it? 428 00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:47,650 Well, that's... What is that... 429 00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:49,520 DEPUTY DIRECTOR: I'm saying that if you tell us 430 00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:51,050 that it was a one-time thing, 431 00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:54,090 that you lost your mind for a moment, 432 00:25:54,190 --> 00:25:56,790 then we can go to suspension. 433 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:57,890 Hmm? Huh? 434 00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:00,260 Slap you on the wrist, 435 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,430 or maybe on the dingus would be better. 436 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,040 I love her. 437 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,310 Son. 438 00:26:13,410 --> 00:26:15,310 (SIGHS) That's wrong. 439 00:26:15,410 --> 00:26:17,110 That's not the way to go here, Ray. 440 00:26:17,210 --> 00:26:18,810 And you know what? 441 00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:20,180 She loves me. 442 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:22,920 Look at her. 443 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,620 A girl like that, and she loves me. 444 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,890 We're getting married. 445 00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:32,760 We got plans, big plans. 446 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,330 Not if we revoke her. 447 00:26:39,670 --> 00:26:40,800 Now, hold on just a... 448 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,700 DEPUTY DIRECTOR: Consequences, Mr. Stussy. 449 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,940 That's the way the cookie crumbles. 450 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,540 Maybe a few months at Stillwater 451 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:47,810 will straighten her out. 452 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:50,480 SCOTTY: These rules aren't just for you, Ray. 453 00:26:50,580 --> 00:26:52,910 What if she's manipulating you, 454 00:26:53,010 --> 00:26:55,910 using her poontang to hoodwink and bamboozle? 455 00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:58,080 DEPUTY DIRECTOR: See, that's what they do, son. 456 00:26:58,190 --> 00:27:00,320 - I thought you knew that. - Look. 457 00:27:00,420 --> 00:27:02,960 Punish me. That's fine, but don't... 458 00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:05,890 If there's any fealty whatsoever... 459 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,460 She's not a recidivist. 460 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,660 We're not talking a common criminal here. 461 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,460 Whatever problems there were for her 462 00:27:12,570 --> 00:27:14,770 are in the past. 463 00:27:14,870 --> 00:27:16,400 We... (SIGHS) 464 00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:17,970 We've got plans, like I said. 465 00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:20,440 Won bronze in the Wildcat regionals. 466 00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:23,140 And there's a sponsor, Lurdsman. 467 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,410 (STAMMERS) He's a... Kitchen supplies or... 468 00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:27,510 He's gonna sponsor our run. 469 00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:28,950 Bridge, we play. 470 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:32,720 For the love of God, 471 00:27:34,660 --> 00:27:36,150 you can't send her back. 472 00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:42,860 (SIGHS) 473 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,570 You've got 10 minutes to clean out your desk. 474 00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:50,970 Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 475 00:27:52,870 --> 00:27:54,070 And you're gonna sign a paper saying 476 00:27:54,170 --> 00:27:56,380 that you're not gonna sue us for wrongful termination 477 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,810 or whatever half-cocked scheme comes into your head 478 00:27:58,910 --> 00:28:00,250 once the shock wears off. 479 00:28:00,350 --> 00:28:01,480 You got my word. 480 00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:04,820 We had your word, for all the good it did us. 481 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,520 (OBOE PLAYING) 482 00:28:17,670 --> 00:28:20,170 (BASSOON PLAYING) 483 00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:35,950 (ENGINE STARTS) 484 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:38,680 (REVS ENGINE) 485 00:28:46,890 --> 00:28:48,030 (SIGHS) 486 00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:10,300 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 487 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,030 RECEPTIONIST: Good evening. Stussy Lots. 488 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,200 Oh, yeah? 489 00:29:16,540 --> 00:29:17,540 Yeah. 490 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,040 Be sure to tell him in the morning. 491 00:29:24,550 --> 00:29:26,080 You have a good night yourself. 492 00:29:30,450 --> 00:29:31,790 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 493 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,160 RECEPTIONIST: Sy. 494 00:29:37,130 --> 00:29:38,630 Law enforcement's here. 495 00:29:40,970 --> 00:29:41,960 That's, uh... 496 00:29:42,730 --> 00:29:43,970 Nobody asked for that. 497 00:29:44,070 --> 00:29:46,170 Sir, I'm Officer Lopez, Saint Cloud Metro. 498 00:29:46,270 --> 00:29:48,140 Is there a place we could talk in private? 499 00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:51,770 That's... (STAMMERS) I didn't call the police. 500 00:29:52,310 --> 00:29:53,380 No, sir. It's... 501 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,680 I'm investigating an automotive flapper 502 00:29:55,780 --> 00:29:57,180 in the driver of a Humvee 503 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,380 registered to this Stussy Lots. 504 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,720 Did vehicular damage to... 505 00:30:00,820 --> 00:30:02,050 Fine. Fine. 506 00:30:02,150 --> 00:30:04,390 Let's... (CLICKS TONGUE) Not here. 507 00:30:23,370 --> 00:30:26,580 I just want to say upfront, this is a total waste of time. 508 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:27,740 Uh, yes, sir. 509 00:30:27,850 --> 00:30:29,580 And I've already talked to the one complainant, 510 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,810 and he's not interested in pressing charges. 511 00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:33,940 See? 512 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,340 To wit, one Raymond Stussy works 513 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,980 for the parole board, and I have to ask, 514 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,280 any relation to the Stussy on the marquee? 515 00:30:47,820 --> 00:30:50,090 That's fine. I can check that. It's just that, um... 516 00:30:50,190 --> 00:30:52,390 I ran the registration on the offending vehicle 517 00:30:52,490 --> 00:30:53,720 and saw that the Humvee in question 518 00:30:53,830 --> 00:30:55,660 was registered to your parking lot concern. 519 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,790 But it's unspecified in the paperwork 520 00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:59,830 as to who here is actually driving it. 521 00:30:59,930 --> 00:31:02,170 Well, that's... I'd have to look. 522 00:31:02,270 --> 00:31:03,400 That'd be great. 523 00:31:06,410 --> 00:31:07,400 You mean now? 524 00:31:08,570 --> 00:31:10,270 If it's not too much trouble. 525 00:31:10,380 --> 00:31:11,480 (SY SIGHS) 526 00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:14,140 I mean, it's after hours. People are out. 527 00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:16,750 Just leave me your number. 528 00:31:16,850 --> 00:31:19,320 The girl in HR can run it through in the morning. 529 00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:20,620 What's her name? 530 00:31:25,190 --> 00:31:27,020 I'm sorry. I'm confused. You said... 531 00:31:27,130 --> 00:31:28,760 What I heard was 532 00:31:28,860 --> 00:31:31,500 the offended party wasn't interested in charges. 533 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:32,830 Right. 534 00:31:32,930 --> 00:31:34,000 Yeah, that's complainant one. 535 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:36,270 Complainant two, the waitress I mentioned, 536 00:31:36,370 --> 00:31:38,240 she got hit on the way out of the lot. 537 00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:40,540 She is hopping mad. 538 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,140 Just paid her wagon off, apparently. 539 00:31:43,140 --> 00:31:46,380 That sounds like an insurance matter. 540 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,350 Yes, sir, except the driver in question 541 00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:49,950 left the scene of the accident at speed, 542 00:31:50,050 --> 00:31:51,380 and that's police. 543 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:58,690 Well, like I said, 544 00:32:00,490 --> 00:32:02,060 am I talking to myself here, or... 545 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,630 Soon as the girl's in tomorrow, 546 00:32:04,730 --> 00:32:05,900 I'll have her call up that info, 547 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,760 and we'll get it over to you. 548 00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:10,900 (CLEARS THROAT) 549 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,140 Okay, sir. Well, I sure do appreciate your time. 550 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,020 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 551 00:33:07,390 --> 00:33:09,230 Not sure what's keeping Ray. 552 00:33:10,630 --> 00:33:13,000 He's super reliable normally. 553 00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:14,300 You'll see. 554 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,600 A rock, really. 555 00:33:16,770 --> 00:33:18,270 It's kind of his bellwether. 556 00:33:26,210 --> 00:33:27,210 I'll... 557 00:33:28,050 --> 00:33:29,180 Let me call him again. 558 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,410 (FRENCH HORNS PLAYING) 559 00:33:43,670 --> 00:33:44,840 (DOORBELL RINGING) 560 00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:56,230 I feel that maybe we started poorly. 561 00:33:56,930 --> 00:33:59,300 Jesus, it's dinnertime. 562 00:34:00,430 --> 00:34:02,100 Schweinekoteletts. 563 00:34:02,930 --> 00:34:03,930 Pork chops. 564 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,600 With applesauce, but... 565 00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:08,270 Marvelous. We'll talk as we eat. 566 00:34:08,370 --> 00:34:10,740 Now, that's not... Just a... Goddamn! 567 00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:13,540 A step too far is what this is. 568 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,080 Coming to my home. 569 00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:17,150 Why do I feel that you're not happy we met 570 00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:20,650 when all I want to do is make you rich? 571 00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:23,190 Look around. I'm already rich. 572 00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:25,790 No, you're not. 573 00:34:29,030 --> 00:34:31,460 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV) 574 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,960 STELLA: I wish you'd let us sit at the real table. 575 00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:36,470 In the dining room. 576 00:34:36,570 --> 00:34:38,100 I'll let you into a secret, madam. 577 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,000 I was a housemaid's boy, 578 00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:43,310 and I ate three meals a day in a kitchen below ground, 579 00:34:43,410 --> 00:34:45,840 so you're making me feel right at home. 580 00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:46,910 (STELLA CHUCKLES) 581 00:34:48,710 --> 00:34:50,610 Mmm. 582 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:53,050 And how are you this evening, young lady? 583 00:34:53,150 --> 00:34:54,150 (MUMBLES) 584 00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:57,590 STELLA: That's Mama, the matriarch. 585 00:34:57,690 --> 00:35:01,820 But she doesn't talk, not since the stroke. 586 00:35:01,930 --> 00:35:03,260 That's a shame. 587 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,530 I bet she had a lovely speaking voice. 588 00:35:07,570 --> 00:35:09,400 I wish you'd told me about company. 589 00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:11,470 Ah! That's my fault. 590 00:35:11,570 --> 00:35:14,540 I do have a tendency to drop in unannounced, 591 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,040 but, you see, the thing is, 592 00:35:16,140 --> 00:35:18,670 Emmit and I have such amazing opportunities 593 00:35:18,780 --> 00:35:20,280 ahead of us that... 594 00:35:20,380 --> 00:35:23,180 Well, you know what they say about time being money. 595 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,750 - STELLA: Really? - Mmm. 596 00:35:24,850 --> 00:35:26,550 I don't want to talk business in front of them. 597 00:35:26,650 --> 00:35:28,580 Emmit, don't be rude. 598 00:35:30,350 --> 00:35:33,260 I don't mean to gossip, 599 00:35:34,490 --> 00:35:36,330 but, um, are you English by any chance? 600 00:35:36,430 --> 00:35:37,530 What gave it away? 601 00:35:37,630 --> 00:35:39,530 (BOTH LAUGHING) 602 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:46,240 No, I like to think of myself as a citizen of the world. 603 00:35:46,340 --> 00:35:50,510 London, Manila, Johannesburg, Tokyo, Rome. 604 00:35:50,610 --> 00:35:51,870 You've been to all those places? 605 00:35:51,980 --> 00:35:53,480 VARGA: Hmm. And more. 606 00:35:53,580 --> 00:35:55,540 In fact, that's what I want to talk to your husband about. 607 00:35:55,650 --> 00:35:57,510 About broadening our partnership, 608 00:35:57,620 --> 00:36:01,620 or a broad in it, if you'll pardon the pun. 609 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:03,820 - (VARGA CHUCKLES) - Partnership? 610 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:05,150 He's exaggerating. 611 00:36:05,260 --> 00:36:08,190 We have some dealings more in the realm of finance. 612 00:36:08,290 --> 00:36:09,320 Yeah. 613 00:36:09,430 --> 00:36:10,460 Maybe he's right. 614 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,930 We shouldn't be broadcasting our intentions. 615 00:36:13,030 --> 00:36:14,660 It's just that your husband, madam, 616 00:36:14,770 --> 00:36:16,170 is a consummate businessman. 617 00:36:16,270 --> 00:36:19,170 He's a true professional. 618 00:36:19,270 --> 00:36:22,500 I learn something from him every day anew. 619 00:36:23,770 --> 00:36:24,770 In fact, 620 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:31,550 I brought those contracts you asked me to draw up, 621 00:36:31,650 --> 00:36:34,220 if you'd like to review them. 622 00:36:36,620 --> 00:36:39,560 And now might I be so forward, madam, 623 00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:43,730 as to ask for the location of your WC. 624 00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:46,830 Our what? 625 00:36:46,930 --> 00:36:48,130 He means the crapper. 626 00:36:48,230 --> 00:36:49,630 Emmit. 627 00:36:49,730 --> 00:36:52,070 It's just down the hall on your right-hand side. 628 00:36:52,170 --> 00:36:53,300 Right. 629 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,510 What? 630 00:37:10,190 --> 00:37:11,920 (VARGA VOMITING) 631 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,800 I'm not making you a partner in my company. 632 00:37:27,910 --> 00:37:29,870 You just blew in on the wind Thursday. 633 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,140 I'm calling Sy. 634 00:37:35,250 --> 00:37:38,580 VARGA: Ah. And here's me thinking you were the boss. 635 00:37:49,330 --> 00:37:51,190 In the favelas of Brazil, 636 00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:54,930 there are six-year-olds with Glocks. 637 00:37:56,270 --> 00:37:59,900 They roam in packs, stealing whatever they can find. 638 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:02,200 Mexican lowlifes 639 00:38:02,310 --> 00:38:04,740 stream into this country like wolves, 640 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,480 eyeing our women and children. 641 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,480 In the Congo, a family of six live on 10 cents a day. 642 00:38:12,580 --> 00:38:14,620 You turn on the TV, what do you see? 643 00:38:15,950 --> 00:38:17,790 Boat people. 644 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,060 Mass migration. 645 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,160 You're living in the age of the refugee, my friend. 646 00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:28,900 Look, if you won't take back your money, 647 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,630 well, I can't make you! 648 00:38:32,770 --> 00:38:34,000 You see it, don't you? 649 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:39,710 Millions of people bought houses they couldn't afford, 650 00:38:39,810 --> 00:38:42,640 and now they're living on the streets. 651 00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:46,220 85% of the world's wealth 652 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,350 is controlled by 1% of the population. 653 00:38:49,450 --> 00:38:50,790 What do you think is gonna happen 654 00:38:50,890 --> 00:38:52,550 when those people wake up 655 00:38:52,660 --> 00:38:55,360 and realize you've got all their money? 656 00:38:55,460 --> 00:38:58,660 Hey! I just charge for parking! 657 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,100 Oh, you think they're gonna ask questions 658 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,930 when they come with their pitchforks and their torches? 659 00:39:04,030 --> 00:39:05,370 You live in a mansion. 660 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,470 You drive a $90,000 car. 661 00:39:08,570 --> 00:39:10,740 It's a lease through the company. 662 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,040 Look at me. 663 00:39:14,550 --> 00:39:15,740 Look at me. 664 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,150 This is a $200 suit. 665 00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:23,520 I wear a second-hand tie. I fly coach. 666 00:39:23,620 --> 00:39:25,450 Not because I can't afford first, 667 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,160 because I'm smart. 668 00:39:28,590 --> 00:39:31,890 So look at you, and look at me, 669 00:39:32,930 --> 00:39:34,560 and tell me who's the richer. 670 00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:39,700 I feel like this is a trick question. 671 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,740 There's an accounting coming, Mr. Stussy, 672 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,870 and you know I'm right. Mongol hordes descending. 673 00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:48,140 Now what are you doing to insulate yourself 674 00:39:48,950 --> 00:39:50,180 and your family? 675 00:39:51,950 --> 00:39:53,950 You think you're rich. 676 00:39:54,050 --> 00:39:56,990 You've no idea what "rich" means. 677 00:40:01,690 --> 00:40:04,390 "Rich" is a fleet of private planes 678 00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:07,100 filled with decoys to mask your scent. 679 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:11,000 It's a banker in Wyoming and another in Gstaad. 680 00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:15,470 So that's action item one, the accumulation of wealth, 681 00:40:15,570 --> 00:40:17,710 and I mean wealth, not money. 682 00:40:18,710 --> 00:40:20,510 What's action item number two? 683 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:25,380 To use that wealth to become invisible. 684 00:40:26,650 --> 00:40:28,050 (SNIFFS) 685 00:40:29,890 --> 00:40:33,120 Why does it smell like an unflushed toilet in here? 686 00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:35,760 Oh, we had a... There was an incident. 687 00:40:39,660 --> 00:40:41,000 Is this where you hung it? 688 00:40:42,170 --> 00:40:43,170 What? 689 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,470 The stamp. 690 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,740 The famed Two-Penny Red U.S. misprint. 691 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,080 If I'm not mistaken, the "2" was the wrong way around. 692 00:40:54,180 --> 00:40:55,780 (STAMMERS) How do you... 693 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,010 It's all very Old Testament, really, 694 00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,120 this feud between you and Raymond. 695 00:41:01,220 --> 00:41:03,290 Do you know there are 25 chapters 696 00:41:03,390 --> 00:41:04,750 in the book of Genesis 697 00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:07,260 that refer to the feuds of brothers? 698 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,190 Cain and Abel, most famously, 699 00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:13,400 but Joseph was betrayed by his brothers 700 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,430 and sold into slavery. 701 00:41:18,340 --> 00:41:20,670 Not to forget the sons of Isaac. 702 00:41:22,210 --> 00:41:24,870 "And my brother Esau was a hairy man," 703 00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:27,510 "but I am a smooth man." 704 00:41:29,550 --> 00:41:30,980 Then not another peep. 705 00:41:32,050 --> 00:41:34,390 Corinthians, Leviticus. 706 00:41:34,490 --> 00:41:36,250 You'd think all the brothers of history 707 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:37,560 had worked things out, 708 00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:40,290 but, of course, we both know that's not true. 709 00:41:41,660 --> 00:41:44,160 Now, just wait a minute, pal. 710 00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:46,030 I don't know what you're or how you... 711 00:41:46,130 --> 00:41:49,270 But private matters between me and my... 712 00:41:49,370 --> 00:41:51,100 I hear things. 713 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,640 I hear them because I listen. 714 00:41:56,060 --> 00:41:58,140 I see them because I watch. 715 00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:01,280 Emails. 716 00:42:02,550 --> 00:42:03,950 Phone calls. 717 00:42:04,050 --> 00:42:05,550 - SY: He came. - EMMIT: Who? 718 00:42:05,650 --> 00:42:06,690 SY: Well, now, the fella from the... 719 00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:07,850 EMMIT: Ermentraub? 720 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,650 SY: No. Different fella. 721 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,960 Don't wanna say too much on the phone. 722 00:42:12,060 --> 00:42:13,890 Just... You better come down here. 723 00:42:18,070 --> 00:42:22,270 You can never be too careful. That's my motto. 724 00:42:22,370 --> 00:42:26,300 You see, I've got great plans for us, Emmit. 725 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,010 Can't you just take the money back? 726 00:42:30,110 --> 00:42:31,840 No. No, my friend, I'm sorry. 727 00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:33,810 You're in the pan, and you know 728 00:42:33,910 --> 00:42:35,980 where you go when you leave the pan. 729 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,380 - The... - The frying pan. 730 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,450 You know where you go when you leave. 731 00:42:40,950 --> 00:42:42,250 - Into the fire. - Yeah. 732 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:45,860 They're coming. 733 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,890 Pitchfork peasants with murder in their eyes, 734 00:42:49,930 --> 00:42:52,730 and me, your guardian angel, 735 00:42:54,270 --> 00:42:55,570 which is why I went to the Minnesota 736 00:42:55,670 --> 00:42:57,540 National Trust this morning, 737 00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,570 and they have agreed to increase 738 00:42:59,670 --> 00:43:03,070 your line of credit by $25 million. 739 00:43:05,350 --> 00:43:06,410 How? 740 00:43:06,510 --> 00:43:10,150 By acting as your agent, your partner. 741 00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:14,850 So, (SIGHS) here's some of the papers you need to sign. 742 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,690 I've studied your books, 743 00:43:16,790 --> 00:43:18,360 and, uh, you're not just 744 00:43:18,460 --> 00:43:20,290 in the parking lot business anymore. 745 00:43:21,030 --> 00:43:22,560 What business am I in? 746 00:43:22,660 --> 00:43:24,360 The billionaire business. 747 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,070 But first you need to tell me, uh, 748 00:43:36,410 --> 00:43:38,510 is your brother going to be a problem? 749 00:43:39,710 --> 00:43:43,420 Ray? No, he... 750 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,850 It's just a dumb rivalry. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) 751 00:43:48,090 --> 00:43:49,150 And the girl? 752 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:52,460 I don't... 753 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:55,130 I mean, he's, 754 00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:57,330 honestly, 755 00:43:57,430 --> 00:43:58,660 (INHALES DEEPLY) 756 00:43:59,830 --> 00:44:01,530 a loser. 757 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,440 So what else could she be? 758 00:44:12,090 --> 00:44:13,760 MALE NARRATOR: Just then Grandfather came out. 759 00:44:16,830 --> 00:44:19,600 He was angry because Peter had gone into the meadow. 760 00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:22,870 It's a dangerous place. 761 00:44:22,970 --> 00:44:24,570 If a wolf should come out of the forest, 762 00:44:24,670 --> 00:44:25,940 then what would you do? 763 00:44:29,780 --> 00:44:33,010 (CLASSICAL MUSIC FROM PETER AND THE WOLF PLAYING) 764 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:58,570 But Peter paid no attention to his grandfather's words. 765 00:44:58,670 --> 00:45:01,540 Boys like Peter aren't afraid of wolves. 766 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,310 - Mom. - Huh? 767 00:45:04,710 --> 00:45:07,250 I said it's time for bed. 768 00:45:07,350 --> 00:45:09,720 Well, go on and get your teeth brushed. 769 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,300 (GLORIA GRUNTS) 770 00:45:32,570 --> 00:45:34,240 I'm right in the next room. 771 00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:36,840 Mom, I'm not a baby. 772 00:45:38,050 --> 00:45:39,510 You're my baby. 773 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:42,950 (CAR APPROACHING) 774 00:45:46,890 --> 00:45:48,220 Hold that thought. 775 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,230 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 776 00:46:04,070 --> 00:46:05,640 (SIGHS IN ANNOYANCE) 777 00:46:12,450 --> 00:46:13,650 WINNIE: Hi-ho. 778 00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:15,420 Little off the beaten path, aren't you? 779 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,920 I went by the station, they said... 780 00:46:18,020 --> 00:46:19,490 Fudge, you were turning in. 781 00:46:19,590 --> 00:46:21,520 That's okay. You want some tea? 782 00:46:21,620 --> 00:46:23,560 Yeah, sounds good. 783 00:46:26,260 --> 00:46:27,560 (WINNIE SIGHS) 784 00:46:29,100 --> 00:46:33,230 So remember I was telling you about my hit-and-run? 785 00:46:33,340 --> 00:46:34,830 A Humvee in a restaurant parking lot, 786 00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:36,740 - two other vehicles involved. - Hmm. 787 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,140 So I run the plate number on the Hummer, 788 00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:40,870 and it's registered to a corporation 789 00:46:40,980 --> 00:46:43,010 in Saint Cloud, a company car. 790 00:46:43,110 --> 00:46:45,180 Seems like you're crossing all the T's. 791 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,610 Not sure how it's... 792 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,350 Well, okay, then. 793 00:46:48,450 --> 00:46:51,050 So, after I see you in the commode, 794 00:46:51,150 --> 00:46:53,650 I go see this fellow that works there, 795 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,220 and something strikes me odd. 796 00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:56,490 The name. 797 00:46:56,590 --> 00:46:59,230 See, it turns out that one of the victims 798 00:46:59,330 --> 00:47:01,130 has the same last name 799 00:47:01,230 --> 00:47:02,560 as the fellow that owns the company 800 00:47:02,660 --> 00:47:04,260 that leased the car. 801 00:47:04,370 --> 00:47:07,000 So I looked it up, and, get this, 802 00:47:07,100 --> 00:47:09,840 they're brothers, which... 803 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,000 Then I remembered that 804 00:47:12,110 --> 00:47:13,370 you were at the Parole Board about a murder, 805 00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,540 and so I looked it up. 806 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,980 I mean, Eden Valley's had one death 807 00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:17,380 by foul play in 16 months. 808 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,280 And the victim's name is... 809 00:47:19,380 --> 00:47:20,780 Ennis Stussy. 810 00:47:22,020 --> 00:47:23,350 (STAMMERS) With the same as... 811 00:47:23,450 --> 00:47:25,180 My suspect's parole officer. 812 00:47:25,290 --> 00:47:26,890 And his brother, 813 00:47:26,990 --> 00:47:29,620 who owns the company that leased the Humvee, 814 00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:33,160 and who lives, get this, 815 00:47:33,260 --> 00:47:34,990 in Eden Prairie. 816 00:47:35,100 --> 00:47:36,800 (KETTLE WHISTLING) 817 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,630 (FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 818 00:47:43,690 --> 00:47:58,690 - Sync and corrections by PopcornAWH - www.addic7ed.com - Colored HI by GoldBerg_44 56766

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