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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,530 --> 00:00:17,699 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:18,036 --> 00:00:23,036 3 00:00:58,206 --> 00:00:59,441 I need more. 4 00:01:00,876 --> 00:01:02,544 - More? - More! 5 00:01:15,491 --> 00:01:16,593 It's... 6 00:01:18,259 --> 00:01:19,428 Perfect! 7 00:01:24,967 --> 00:01:28,337 I want everyone to know who's responsible for... 8 00:01:29,271 --> 00:01:30,736 All this. 9 00:01:30,738 --> 00:01:33,307 I'm telling all my friends about you. 10 00:01:33,309 --> 00:01:34,444 Oh, no. 11 00:01:50,658 --> 00:01:52,761 Come on! Give it to me! 12 00:01:53,828 --> 00:01:55,364 You hit like a girl. 13 00:01:57,899 --> 00:02:00,869 Come on! Give it to me, you bitch. 14 00:02:02,503 --> 00:02:03,872 Why are you being so mean? 15 00:02:04,607 --> 00:02:06,843 Okay. Stop. 16 00:02:09,278 --> 00:02:10,412 Stop! 17 00:02:14,249 --> 00:02:15,551 Okay, that's it. 18 00:02:16,819 --> 00:02:18,418 Amateur! 19 00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:19,721 And for the record, 20 00:02:20,922 --> 00:02:24,560 "stop" is not the safe word. 21 00:02:28,998 --> 00:02:30,200 Pussy. 22 00:02:56,892 --> 00:02:58,457 Hi, guys. 23 00:02:58,459 --> 00:03:00,429 - [ALL ACKNOWLEDGE] - Hey, you. 24 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:13,372 Hi, welcome to the Pirate's Booty. 25 00:03:13,374 --> 00:03:14,943 I'll be your serving wench. 26 00:03:32,493 --> 00:03:34,427 Hello, Enrique. 27 00:03:34,429 --> 00:03:35,998 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 28 00:03:45,474 --> 00:03:46,476 Okay. 29 00:03:48,810 --> 00:03:50,647 [SWEARING IN SPANISH] 30 00:03:52,947 --> 00:03:55,382 - [MOBILE CHIMES] - Bunny's on her way. 31 00:03:55,384 --> 00:03:56,552 BOTH: Finally! 32 00:03:57,653 --> 00:03:59,622 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 33 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:06,460 Girl, you look good. 34 00:04:06,462 --> 00:04:07,664 I'm not a girl. 35 00:04:08,564 --> 00:04:10,300 [IN MALE VOICE] I'm a woman. 36 00:04:23,679 --> 00:04:25,579 How's it hanging, Dale? 37 00:04:25,581 --> 00:04:29,516 - Good. You? - Limp-loose, full of juice. 38 00:04:29,518 --> 00:04:30,820 Okay, gross. 39 00:04:33,122 --> 00:04:36,389 So then, what do you think is more important? 40 00:04:36,391 --> 00:04:39,459 Great sex, or true love? 41 00:04:39,461 --> 00:04:41,827 - Oh... - Great sex. Duh! 42 00:04:41,829 --> 00:04:46,568 Hey, Bunny, go check out Cassie's new eye shadow. [GIGGLES] 43 00:04:49,405 --> 00:04:52,406 It's called Parfait Kapow. 44 00:04:52,408 --> 00:04:53,773 [GASPS] Shit! 45 00:04:53,775 --> 00:04:55,641 Ow Kapow! 46 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:58,478 It might be a bit much. 47 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:01,148 I think it's just a cry for attention, honestly. 48 00:05:01,150 --> 00:05:03,850 I mean, what do you think, Lawrence? 49 00:05:03,852 --> 00:05:07,620 Do you think Cassie's just being an attention-whore, with the way that she looks? 50 00:05:07,622 --> 00:05:10,659 Wow, there's definitely some of that going on around here. 51 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:16,096 And what does that mean? 52 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:18,064 He was calling you an attention-whore. 53 00:05:18,066 --> 00:05:20,136 Oh, that's ridiculous. 54 00:05:21,203 --> 00:05:22,472 Selfie! 55 00:05:26,607 --> 00:05:30,576 Come on, an attention-whore? I mean, really? 56 00:05:30,578 --> 00:05:32,112 What about Bunny? 57 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:35,115 I am not a whore, Brandy. 58 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:38,518 I am a slut. There is a big difference. 59 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:41,754 And Cassie is not "looking for attention," 60 00:05:41,756 --> 00:05:44,494 she's just hiding from something behind all... 61 00:05:45,194 --> 00:05:47,660 This. 62 00:05:47,662 --> 00:05:51,566 - Thank you, Bunny. - I got your back, girlfriend. 63 00:05:54,636 --> 00:05:58,939 So, how'd the date go with doctor what's-his-face? 64 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:01,074 - It ended early. - Oh, no. 65 00:06:01,076 --> 00:06:04,043 - You didn't. - Let me guess. You told him... 66 00:06:04,045 --> 00:06:06,449 - ALL: The plan? - Of course. 67 00:06:06,782 --> 00:06:08,682 I had to! 68 00:06:08,684 --> 00:06:12,018 You know how I feel about being upfront and honest. 69 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:14,053 I just like to lay all cards on the table, 70 00:06:14,055 --> 00:06:17,156 so we have a strong basis to build our future. 71 00:06:17,158 --> 00:06:18,727 [IMITATES GUN SHOT] 72 00:06:21,062 --> 00:06:24,663 Hey, Lawrence, can you help me with something? 73 00:06:24,665 --> 00:06:26,134 LAWRENCE: Uh, yeah. Hold on. 74 00:06:28,102 --> 00:06:31,103 God! Brandy! Geez. 75 00:06:31,105 --> 00:06:32,175 What? 76 00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:35,074 Amber. 77 00:06:35,076 --> 00:06:37,810 You know that men are cum-blind. 78 00:06:37,812 --> 00:06:40,045 They can't even think about a future with you 79 00:06:40,047 --> 00:06:42,281 when they're wondering if you'll have sex with them. 80 00:06:42,283 --> 00:06:47,553 He's right. A guy can't even know the real you until after you've had sex. 81 00:06:47,555 --> 00:06:50,089 Exactly. [IN MALE VOICE] And it's "she," Brandy. 82 00:06:50,091 --> 00:06:51,858 [EXHALES] Right. Sorry. 83 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:55,829 So, until sex is out of the way, your plan is pointless. 84 00:06:55,831 --> 00:06:57,297 He's right... 85 00:06:57,299 --> 00:07:01,100 She's right. [CHUCKLES] It's just too much pressure. 86 00:07:01,102 --> 00:07:03,870 Step one in building a meaningful relationship, 87 00:07:03,872 --> 00:07:06,572 is getting the pressure of sex out of the way. 88 00:07:06,574 --> 00:07:08,708 Just be cute, 89 00:07:08,710 --> 00:07:10,009 have sex, 90 00:07:10,011 --> 00:07:13,715 then you surprise him with the plan after he says, "I do." 91 00:07:14,182 --> 00:07:16,016 Mmm, I don't know. 92 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:17,951 And don't tell them you work here. 93 00:07:17,953 --> 00:07:19,586 Because you want to meet a doctor. 94 00:07:19,588 --> 00:07:21,288 A rich doctor. 95 00:07:21,290 --> 00:07:23,757 And then get married and have a child. 96 00:07:23,759 --> 00:07:26,091 It's two children, Shilo and Loretto. 97 00:07:26,093 --> 00:07:27,829 Wait, which one was a girl? 98 00:07:28,696 --> 00:07:30,031 It could go either way. 99 00:07:30,932 --> 00:07:32,132 And one dog. 100 00:07:32,134 --> 00:07:33,632 - A Shih Tzu. - Schnauzer. 101 00:07:33,634 --> 00:07:35,605 - Snax... - Max. 102 00:07:38,139 --> 00:07:42,042 Vacations is Spain, private schools, 103 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:44,110 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 104 00:07:44,112 --> 00:07:47,049 Never gonna happen. [CHUCKLES] 105 00:07:47,848 --> 00:07:50,783 Lawrence? [GASPS] 106 00:07:50,785 --> 00:07:54,754 If you look close, you can see your future. 107 00:07:54,756 --> 00:07:58,792 What is wrong with you? 108 00:07:58,794 --> 00:08:00,860 I think you're all wrong. 109 00:08:00,862 --> 00:08:03,730 - I will meet my doctor. - DALE: Your rich doctor. 110 00:08:03,732 --> 00:08:05,632 Thank you, Dale. 111 00:08:05,634 --> 00:08:08,634 And he will be just as excited about the plan as I am. 112 00:08:08,636 --> 00:08:11,637 And we will get married and have our children, 113 00:08:11,639 --> 00:08:13,575 and then, I will be happy. 114 00:08:14,977 --> 00:08:18,110 Do you think you could find happiness without the plan? 115 00:08:18,112 --> 00:08:20,180 No. 116 00:08:20,182 --> 00:08:22,318 - Control freak. - I am not a... 117 00:08:23,251 --> 00:08:25,117 A control freak. 118 00:08:25,119 --> 00:08:27,954 I just know what I want. What's wrong with that? 119 00:08:27,956 --> 00:08:30,624 Nothing. Amber, you're a great catch, 120 00:08:30,626 --> 00:08:33,659 but your big plan is getting in the way of your other... 121 00:08:33,661 --> 00:08:35,161 Options. 122 00:08:35,163 --> 00:08:37,633 "Other options"? 123 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:43,802 Amber, we all want family, kids, 124 00:08:43,804 --> 00:08:45,739 vacation in the Caribbean... 125 00:08:45,741 --> 00:08:47,206 It's actually Hawaii. 126 00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:51,110 Which, my husband will join me and the kids on, every now and then. 127 00:08:51,112 --> 00:08:55,885 [CHUCKLING] So your husband will only join you every now and then? 128 00:08:56,718 --> 00:08:58,283 Bunny, 129 00:08:58,285 --> 00:09:00,220 someone has got to be the doctor 130 00:09:00,222 --> 00:09:03,322 and someone has got to live the doctor lifestyle. 131 00:09:03,324 --> 00:09:06,292 You can't do both. There's just not enough time. 132 00:09:06,294 --> 00:09:08,327 Uh, everyone. Can I get your attention, everyone? 133 00:09:08,329 --> 00:09:11,865 Come on over here, please, everyone. 134 00:09:11,867 --> 00:09:14,333 Uh, this is Dawn. Dawn this is everyone. 135 00:09:14,335 --> 00:09:16,235 Dawn is the new Pirate Booty's hostess. 136 00:09:16,237 --> 00:09:17,736 - [ALL ACKNOWLEDGE] - Hey, Dawn. 137 00:09:17,738 --> 00:09:18,837 Ciao bella. 138 00:09:18,839 --> 00:09:21,041 Just don't listen to any one of them about anything. 139 00:09:21,043 --> 00:09:24,344 Uh, okay, so please treat her better than you treat your... 140 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:26,916 Each other and me. Especially me. 141 00:09:28,183 --> 00:09:29,883 So we have a full house tonight, 142 00:09:29,885 --> 00:09:33,952 so go out there and do the best you can. 143 00:09:33,954 --> 00:09:36,722 Be the best booty you can be. 144 00:09:36,724 --> 00:09:39,091 Yeah, actually, legally, we're not allowed to say that anymore so... 145 00:09:39,093 --> 00:09:40,726 Oh, okay. 146 00:09:40,728 --> 00:09:43,028 Be the best wench you can be. 147 00:09:43,030 --> 00:09:46,835 Ironically that's fine. So I don't... She wasn't... [EXCLAIMS] 148 00:09:48,469 --> 00:09:50,036 God! 149 00:09:50,038 --> 00:09:54,143 Uh, Cassie, hi. Uh, wow. Phew. Cassie... 150 00:09:55,043 --> 00:09:57,009 Um... 151 00:09:57,011 --> 00:09:59,012 Wow, you got a lot of makeup on today. 152 00:09:59,014 --> 00:10:03,015 So, I'm going to need you to remove just some of it. Maybe the eyeliner 153 00:10:03,017 --> 00:10:06,186 around the... [CLEARS THROAT] Around the lips. 154 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:09,722 You're like 90% troll doll now. So I need you to tone it... We need to tone it down, 155 00:10:09,724 --> 00:10:11,890 just back it up. 156 00:10:11,892 --> 00:10:14,894 If I had a beep sound, I'd be beeping right now. All right? 157 00:10:14,896 --> 00:10:19,231 So, okay. Yikes. If you wanna... 158 00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:21,467 Get out of the light, maybe go over there? 159 00:10:21,469 --> 00:10:24,003 Just wipe off some of your precious, that'd be great. 160 00:10:24,005 --> 00:10:27,941 [SIGHS] All right, Brandy. Wow. Okay, we need to button those up, all right? 161 00:10:27,943 --> 00:10:29,942 I want the customers to focus on the specials 162 00:10:29,944 --> 00:10:31,680 and not what's special about you. 163 00:10:32,046 --> 00:10:33,480 Buzzkill. 164 00:10:33,482 --> 00:10:34,548 Ah, okay. 165 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,883 All right, so we have a table full of docs tonight, 166 00:10:36,885 --> 00:10:39,818 so, Amber, we are going to make sure that you are 167 00:10:39,820 --> 00:10:41,187 as far away from them as possible. 168 00:10:41,189 --> 00:10:42,755 Bunny you're on the docs tonight, all right? 169 00:10:42,757 --> 00:10:44,190 It'll be fun watching them trying to figure you out. 170 00:10:44,192 --> 00:10:46,993 Hear that? I am on the docs. 171 00:10:46,995 --> 00:10:50,830 Don't worry, Ryan, I will get all over those docs. 172 00:10:50,832 --> 00:10:52,097 RYAN: Don't do that. 173 00:10:52,099 --> 00:10:54,833 - All over those docs. - Don't... Don't do that. 174 00:10:54,835 --> 00:10:57,003 Gee, that's it. Now I'm locking the supply closet. 175 00:10:57,005 --> 00:10:59,205 [MOANS] You are a buzzkill. 176 00:10:59,207 --> 00:11:01,240 Moan. You don't have to moan. 177 00:11:01,242 --> 00:11:03,009 - Stop moaning. - [MOANING] 178 00:11:03,011 --> 00:11:07,080 Will you knock it off? This is a work place. 179 00:11:07,082 --> 00:11:10,115 RYAN: Okay, listen. All right. Everybody just 180 00:11:10,117 --> 00:11:15,120 go out there and pretend to be somebody that you're not already pretending not to be. 181 00:11:15,122 --> 00:11:20,295 Are you insinuating that I am pretending to be something I am not? 182 00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:27,466 Okay. Uh, let's do a Pirate Booty's... 183 00:11:27,468 --> 00:11:30,003 Let's do a thing where we all team it up 184 00:11:30,005 --> 00:11:32,304 and let's put a claw, okay? [CHUCKLES] 185 00:11:32,306 --> 00:11:36,111 All right, on the count of three, everyone... Ah, just go out there, you... 186 00:11:44,019 --> 00:11:46,119 [KNOCKING] What's up, Enrique? 187 00:11:46,121 --> 00:11:48,288 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 188 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:49,791 [IN ENGLISH] Right. 189 00:11:53,527 --> 00:11:56,262 Whoo! I am beat. 190 00:11:56,264 --> 00:11:57,897 How'd you do? 191 00:11:57,899 --> 00:12:00,202 - Good. You? - Pretty good. 192 00:12:00,468 --> 00:12:01,835 Bunny? 193 00:12:01,837 --> 00:12:05,104 I made $300 in tips. 194 00:12:05,106 --> 00:12:09,208 And, I also got two numbers from some rich doctors 195 00:12:09,210 --> 00:12:12,347 that I plan to have sex with and never see again. 196 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,480 That's a shock. 197 00:12:14,482 --> 00:12:17,417 Actually, doc-shock happens when I show them my big... 198 00:12:17,419 --> 00:12:18,884 Selfie! 199 00:12:18,886 --> 00:12:21,120 - CASSIE: Just our faces. - And a little boobie. 200 00:12:21,122 --> 00:12:22,357 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 201 00:12:23,858 --> 00:12:25,457 So what are you doing tonight, Amber? 202 00:12:25,459 --> 00:12:27,527 Um, well, my aunt died. 203 00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:29,428 - Aw. Condolences. - Oh, my gosh. 204 00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:32,465 No, actually it happened a while ago and I didn't really know her. 205 00:12:32,467 --> 00:12:35,000 - [BRANDY GASPS] - But thanks. 206 00:12:35,002 --> 00:12:37,370 Anyway, my mom is selling the house at the end of the summer, 207 00:12:37,372 --> 00:12:39,471 but she doesn't want to leave it vacant until then. 208 00:12:39,473 --> 00:12:41,307 [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 209 00:12:41,309 --> 00:12:44,045 I guess the realtor told her that bad things can happen to vacant houses. 210 00:12:56,357 --> 00:13:01,461 So, she told me that I could stay there until it sells, if I want to. 211 00:13:01,463 --> 00:13:04,330 - CASSIE: Where is it? - AMBER: It's only a couple of miles away. 212 00:13:04,332 --> 00:13:05,932 BRANDY: What's it like? 213 00:13:05,934 --> 00:13:08,469 AMBER: I've actually never been there, but I heard it's cute. 214 00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:22,851 Apparently, everything's still there just the way she left it. 215 00:13:34,061 --> 00:13:37,096 And, my aunt was a huge wine-lover, 216 00:13:37,098 --> 00:13:40,202 and I guess there are still several cases. 217 00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:52,010 I'm going there now. 218 00:13:52,012 --> 00:13:54,617 You guys should come with me. Free booze. 219 00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:56,482 Interesting. 220 00:13:56,484 --> 00:14:00,086 Hey, you guys should stay there this summer with me. 221 00:14:00,088 --> 00:14:03,655 It'll be fun. And there's a resort-style spa and pool. 222 00:14:03,657 --> 00:14:05,457 [LAUGHS CUNNINGLY] 223 00:14:05,459 --> 00:14:08,530 It'll be like a vacation home. A staycation. 224 00:14:11,165 --> 00:14:13,102 [EXCLAIMING IN DELIGHT] 225 00:14:15,102 --> 00:14:16,638 [LAUGHING] 226 00:14:18,707 --> 00:14:19,975 [EXCLAIMS] 227 00:14:38,258 --> 00:14:40,225 BRANDY: Did your aunt live there alone? 228 00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:45,163 No, she lived there with someone my mom refers to as the love of her life, 229 00:14:45,165 --> 00:14:47,066 who died a long time ago. 230 00:14:47,068 --> 00:14:49,505 I guess she never really left the house much after that. 231 00:14:55,776 --> 00:14:59,445 Ow! Mother of God! That fucking hurt. 232 00:14:59,447 --> 00:15:01,014 [EXCLAIMING IN PAIN] 233 00:15:01,016 --> 00:15:02,615 Something just pushed me in the pool. 234 00:15:02,617 --> 00:15:05,118 Something just hit me in the head with a wine bottle. 235 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,552 - What's going on around here? - I don't know! 236 00:15:06,554 --> 00:15:08,653 [CREAKING] 237 00:15:08,655 --> 00:15:11,124 Oh, what the hell's going on in here? 238 00:15:11,126 --> 00:15:12,725 THIEF 1: Oh! We're getting attacked. 239 00:15:12,727 --> 00:15:14,659 [BOTH EXCLAIM] 240 00:15:14,661 --> 00:15:16,297 THIEF 2: Let's get out of here. 241 00:15:19,199 --> 00:15:21,600 - What the... - Go! Oh, my God! 242 00:15:21,602 --> 00:15:23,604 Go, go, go, go, go! 243 00:15:25,607 --> 00:15:26,742 [EXCLAIMS] Ah! 244 00:15:32,247 --> 00:15:35,815 Did your aunt die in the house? 245 00:15:35,817 --> 00:15:39,786 No. She had a heart attack or something in the library she worked in. 246 00:15:39,788 --> 00:15:42,754 Wow. Librarian-loner-wino. 247 00:15:42,756 --> 00:15:45,291 What a dynamic life she must have led. 248 00:15:45,293 --> 00:15:48,727 All I know, is it's a free house for the summer. 249 00:15:48,729 --> 00:15:50,062 You guys want in? 250 00:15:50,064 --> 00:15:53,231 I have a date tonight, but I think I can stop by on the way. 251 00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:56,735 Yes. Same. I have this thing with this guy in about an hour. 252 00:15:56,737 --> 00:15:59,404 But maybe I can stop by before we start. 253 00:15:59,406 --> 00:16:04,110 Uh, remember, doc-shock. It's a real thing and it's happening tonight. 254 00:16:04,112 --> 00:16:06,778 Besides, I already have my own little love nest. 255 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:08,416 I call it the Stabin' Cabin. 256 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,316 Ew! 257 00:16:10,318 --> 00:16:12,118 What? 258 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:16,254 I have no interest in moving into some cat house with you all. 259 00:16:16,256 --> 00:16:20,158 No offense, I just think it'll cramp my style. 260 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,494 You have style? 261 00:16:21,496 --> 00:16:24,199 - You have cramps? - Don't even go there, girlfriend. 262 00:16:50,891 --> 00:16:52,390 It's kinda cute. 263 00:16:52,392 --> 00:16:53,658 It's really cute, right? 264 00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:55,064 Not bad. 265 00:16:56,664 --> 00:16:58,199 All righty, righty. 266 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,837 Why is this here? 267 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,737 I don't know. 268 00:17:04,739 --> 00:17:08,307 My mom told me my aunt always said this house had great energy. 269 00:17:08,309 --> 00:17:09,808 Are you sure this is it? 270 00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:11,243 I'll try the key. 271 00:17:11,245 --> 00:17:13,482 Hopefully it's as cute as my mom says it is. 272 00:17:14,648 --> 00:17:15,815 [UNLOCKS] 273 00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:18,186 [MYSTERIOUS INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 274 00:17:23,657 --> 00:17:26,526 Oh, my God. 275 00:17:26,528 --> 00:17:28,764 - It's... - So cute! 276 00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:34,470 BRANDY: Wow. 277 00:17:36,671 --> 00:17:41,507 So, your aunt lived here all alone? Like this? 278 00:17:41,509 --> 00:17:43,212 That's what my mom said. 279 00:17:45,713 --> 00:17:46,882 Wow. 280 00:18:04,365 --> 00:18:05,867 Hey, what's this old thing? 281 00:18:09,236 --> 00:18:10,872 That's a radio. 282 00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:14,642 BRANDY: And a turntable. 283 00:18:15,944 --> 00:18:18,544 - Huh? - A record player. 284 00:18:18,546 --> 00:18:20,883 Really? How's it work? 285 00:18:21,782 --> 00:18:23,184 I don't know. 286 00:18:27,488 --> 00:18:29,291 Hey, what's this? 287 00:18:31,559 --> 00:18:34,163 Hey, Amber, is this your aunt? 288 00:18:36,496 --> 00:18:37,565 Yeah. 289 00:18:37,999 --> 00:18:39,468 Who's the guy? 290 00:18:40,768 --> 00:18:42,768 That must be the love of her life. 291 00:18:42,770 --> 00:18:44,606 Who died here, like, 30 years ago. 292 00:18:45,572 --> 00:18:46,908 - Him? - Yeah. 293 00:18:48,276 --> 00:18:50,445 He's got huge hands. 294 00:18:50,744 --> 00:18:52,280 [SCOFFS] 295 00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,201 I found my room. 296 00:19:13,268 --> 00:19:16,605 Oh, my God! This is so cute. 297 00:19:17,838 --> 00:19:19,607 [CHUCKLING] 298 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:23,212 Hmm. 299 00:19:24,678 --> 00:19:26,781 There's something about this piece of art. 300 00:19:27,615 --> 00:19:28,983 It really speaks to me. 301 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:36,756 That's because it looks like a paddle, a whip, and a riding crop. 302 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,894 - [CHUCKLES] - That's it. 303 00:19:42,297 --> 00:19:43,432 Selfie. 304 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:47,835 Okay. 305 00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:49,570 Whoa! 306 00:19:51,004 --> 00:19:52,373 Huh. 307 00:19:52,973 --> 00:19:54,542 My phone is off. 308 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,412 That's weird. 309 00:19:59,414 --> 00:20:00,715 I'll take it with mine. 310 00:20:02,849 --> 00:20:04,453 Mine won't turn on. 311 00:20:04,886 --> 00:20:05,953 Here. 312 00:20:07,754 --> 00:20:09,590 Yeah, mine, too. 313 00:20:10,758 --> 00:20:12,561 Mine won't even turn on. 314 00:20:15,062 --> 00:20:18,530 No phone, no Internet... 315 00:20:18,532 --> 00:20:22,536 They were completely cut off from the outside world. [GASPS] 316 00:20:22,936 --> 00:20:24,836 You mean... 317 00:20:24,838 --> 00:20:27,673 - We're in a... - Dead zone. 318 00:20:27,675 --> 00:20:29,909 - Dun, dun, da... - Okay! Guys, stop it. 319 00:20:29,911 --> 00:20:31,977 You're gonna freak me out. 320 00:20:31,979 --> 00:20:34,480 I'm staying here alone, remember? 321 00:20:34,482 --> 00:20:35,884 Are you sure you're... 322 00:20:36,483 --> 00:20:37,883 All alone? 323 00:20:37,885 --> 00:20:41,386 She's not alone, until she gets in the shower. 324 00:20:41,388 --> 00:20:42,288 Okay, stop, I get it. 325 00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:43,788 And then it's... [IMITATES STABBING FLESH] 326 00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:45,726 Okay, I get it! Enough. 327 00:20:46,126 --> 00:20:47,859 A toast. 328 00:20:47,861 --> 00:20:49,795 To an unforgettable summer. 329 00:20:49,797 --> 00:20:50,962 [CLINKING] 330 00:20:50,964 --> 00:20:52,765 In the house of death. 331 00:20:52,767 --> 00:20:55,634 I'll stay here with you this summer, Amber. 332 00:20:55,636 --> 00:20:57,068 What about you, Brandy? 333 00:20:57,070 --> 00:20:58,871 No selfies? 334 00:20:58,873 --> 00:21:00,373 I'll let you know tomorrow. 335 00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:01,707 [SIGHS] 336 00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:03,742 If there is a tomorrow. 337 00:21:03,744 --> 00:21:05,944 [SNORTS, LAUGHS] 338 00:21:05,946 --> 00:21:08,614 - Okay, Ams, I gotta run. - Yeah, me too. 339 00:21:08,616 --> 00:21:10,915 But thank you. 340 00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:12,852 - AMBER: Have fun tonight. - BRANDY: Oh, yeah. 341 00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:15,755 - AMBER: Stay out of trouble. - You stay out of trouble. 342 00:21:15,757 --> 00:21:17,088 Oh, right. 343 00:21:17,090 --> 00:21:19,858 Seriously, what trouble could possibly find me here? 344 00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:22,827 - Mm-hmm - You just remember your safety word. 345 00:21:22,829 --> 00:21:25,597 I always do. But I never use it. 346 00:21:25,599 --> 00:21:27,501 [LAUGHING] 347 00:21:29,436 --> 00:21:31,903 Hope you're not going to be too bored here all by yourself. 348 00:21:31,905 --> 00:21:34,472 I'm sure I'll find something to keep me occupied. 349 00:21:34,474 --> 00:21:37,143 Yeah. Bob. Your battery-operated boyfriend. 350 00:21:37,145 --> 00:21:39,711 [MOANING] Oh, Buzz, right here, Buzz. 351 00:21:39,713 --> 00:21:42,013 Oh, Buzz, I love you! 352 00:21:42,015 --> 00:21:43,949 You girls are sick. 353 00:21:43,951 --> 00:21:45,851 Have fun, Amber. 354 00:21:45,853 --> 00:21:47,356 See you later, Am. 355 00:21:53,594 --> 00:21:54,993 Damn. 356 00:21:54,995 --> 00:21:56,697 I should have brought Buzz. 357 00:22:08,175 --> 00:22:09,810 [SIGHS IN RELIEF] 358 00:22:16,149 --> 00:22:17,916 [EXCLAIMS] 359 00:22:17,918 --> 00:22:19,053 [SNIGGERS] 360 00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:20,988 That was weird. 361 00:22:24,559 --> 00:22:25,926 [SIGHS IN RELIEF] 362 00:22:29,496 --> 00:22:30,895 [EXCLAIMS] 363 00:22:30,897 --> 00:22:32,032 [CHUCKLES] 364 00:22:37,204 --> 00:22:38,673 Oh, Amber... 365 00:22:44,611 --> 00:22:45,613 [EXCLAIMS] 366 00:22:46,981 --> 00:22:48,450 [GULPS, CHUCKLES] 367 00:22:53,954 --> 00:22:55,589 I thought... 368 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,763 How much have I had to drink? 369 00:23:06,133 --> 00:23:07,769 I got to go to bed. 370 00:23:21,781 --> 00:23:22,818 Hmm. 371 00:23:36,797 --> 00:23:38,530 Aunt Catherine. 372 00:23:38,532 --> 00:23:40,202 You animal, you. 373 00:24:35,356 --> 00:24:36,758 I thought I... 374 00:24:39,092 --> 00:24:40,694 I need some sleep. 375 00:24:46,133 --> 00:24:48,837 [RACY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 376 00:25:48,162 --> 00:25:50,165 [MUSIC INCREASES IN TEMPO] 377 00:25:54,001 --> 00:25:55,203 [GASPS] 378 00:25:56,404 --> 00:25:58,640 [MOANING] 379 00:26:04,845 --> 00:26:06,247 [CONTINUES MOANING] 380 00:26:38,011 --> 00:26:39,947 [CONTINUES MOANING] 381 00:26:54,895 --> 00:26:56,897 [PANTING HEAVILY] 382 00:27:04,805 --> 00:27:05,840 [SIGHS DEEPLY] 383 00:27:06,206 --> 00:27:07,876 Oh, my God. 384 00:27:09,109 --> 00:27:10,110 [GASPS] 385 00:27:10,478 --> 00:27:12,180 Oh, fuck! 386 00:27:15,348 --> 00:27:16,818 [SIGHS] 387 00:27:17,917 --> 00:27:19,286 Oh, my God. 388 00:27:20,754 --> 00:27:22,723 This house does have good energy. 389 00:27:24,090 --> 00:27:25,426 [LAUGHING] 390 00:27:27,962 --> 00:27:30,194 Good morning, Enrique. 391 00:27:30,196 --> 00:27:31,131 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 392 00:27:33,032 --> 00:27:34,935 [IN ENGLISH] Thank you. I'm doing good, too. 393 00:27:39,405 --> 00:27:42,240 - How was your date? - Ugh. Epicly awful. 394 00:27:42,242 --> 00:27:45,978 I don't know understand why guys treat me like I'm a hooker or something. 395 00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:47,246 It's like, we meet up at the bar, 396 00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:50,015 and then right away, they push me into the men's bathroom 397 00:27:50,017 --> 00:27:51,415 for a make out session. 398 00:27:51,417 --> 00:27:54,118 And then, in the car, they grab my head 399 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,988 and just push it into their crotch. 400 00:27:55,990 --> 00:27:58,123 - Mmm... - This is a bad date? 401 00:27:58,125 --> 00:27:59,391 CASSIE: Ugh... 402 00:27:59,393 --> 00:28:02,326 Okay, where exactly did you meet this guy? 403 00:28:02,328 --> 00:28:05,830 I just want guys to want to get to know me first. 404 00:28:05,832 --> 00:28:08,400 Told you, cum-blind. 405 00:28:08,402 --> 00:28:10,402 How was doc-shock? 406 00:28:10,404 --> 00:28:13,005 Surprised the hell out of them. 407 00:28:13,007 --> 00:28:15,910 I mean, you'd think they'd never seen a dick before. 408 00:28:16,176 --> 00:28:17,442 Groty. 409 00:28:17,444 --> 00:28:19,443 - AMBER: So it was a bust. - BUNNY: Oh, no. 410 00:28:19,445 --> 00:28:21,182 I'm seeing them both again. 411 00:28:22,183 --> 00:28:23,417 Really? 412 00:28:24,217 --> 00:28:27,051 That's crazy. 413 00:28:27,053 --> 00:28:30,288 Is that what it takes to actually land one of these docs? 414 00:28:30,290 --> 00:28:32,926 Honey, all you need is the right attitude. 415 00:28:34,228 --> 00:28:36,894 And apparently, some additional equipment. 416 00:28:36,896 --> 00:28:40,031 They both said they've never been with a woman like me before. 417 00:28:40,033 --> 00:28:41,465 Because you're not. 418 00:28:41,467 --> 00:28:43,167 [SCOFFS] 419 00:28:43,169 --> 00:28:45,570 - How was your date, Brandy? - Lame. 420 00:28:45,572 --> 00:28:49,374 These guys always act all tough, like they can really dish it out. 421 00:28:49,376 --> 00:28:53,114 I mean, I'm screaming at them. Harder! Harder! 422 00:28:54,415 --> 00:28:57,018 I mean, I really want a serious beating. 423 00:28:58,049 --> 00:29:00,051 They're afraid they're actually going to hurt me or something. 424 00:29:00,053 --> 00:29:02,855 They don't understand, that's the point. 425 00:29:02,857 --> 00:29:05,492 I want the pain. I love the pain. 426 00:29:07,228 --> 00:29:10,127 - Girl, I hear ya. - [GIGGLES] 427 00:29:10,129 --> 00:29:12,266 You guys have to see the video I just posted. 428 00:29:13,533 --> 00:29:14,599 Do you see them? 429 00:29:14,601 --> 00:29:16,468 [AMBER GASPS] Oh, I see them. 430 00:29:16,470 --> 00:29:18,403 Oh, my gosh, Cassie, are you seeing this? 431 00:29:18,405 --> 00:29:20,505 Yes. Oh, I can play with them all day. 432 00:29:20,507 --> 00:29:24,643 Oh, my God, they are so perky. I just want to cuddle and snuggle with them. 433 00:29:24,645 --> 00:29:26,377 Oh, I just want to eat them all up. 434 00:29:26,379 --> 00:29:28,180 They're just so bouncy. 435 00:29:28,182 --> 00:29:30,481 You just want to get your hands all over them. 436 00:29:30,483 --> 00:29:33,251 I just want to put my face right in the middle. 437 00:29:33,253 --> 00:29:35,522 - Boing, boing... - Purr... 438 00:29:36,624 --> 00:29:38,259 [GIGGLES] 439 00:29:39,393 --> 00:29:42,094 More videos of kittens? 440 00:29:42,096 --> 00:29:44,663 Girls, this is getting gratuitous. 441 00:29:44,665 --> 00:29:47,301 Oh, Bunny, you're overreacting. 442 00:29:53,473 --> 00:29:55,274 Hey, Amber. 443 00:29:55,276 --> 00:29:58,977 Hey, how was last night, in the granny cabin? 444 00:29:58,979 --> 00:30:03,315 [CHUCKLES] I don't really know how to describe it. 445 00:30:03,317 --> 00:30:05,987 It was almost like there was a ghost in the house with me. 446 00:30:06,619 --> 00:30:08,653 Or something. 447 00:30:08,655 --> 00:30:11,059 Oh, my gosh, did it hurt you? 448 00:30:12,259 --> 00:30:13,461 No. 449 00:30:14,928 --> 00:30:18,563 There's this warm energy all around me. 450 00:30:18,565 --> 00:30:21,536 And I had the most amazing dream. 451 00:30:22,603 --> 00:30:24,435 - I was having sex. - [GASPS] 452 00:30:24,437 --> 00:30:27,507 - With who? - Or what? 453 00:30:28,175 --> 00:30:29,574 I don't know. 454 00:30:29,576 --> 00:30:32,544 But it wasn't like it was a dream. 455 00:30:32,546 --> 00:30:34,680 It was like it was real, you know? 456 00:30:34,682 --> 00:30:37,682 [GASPS] I totally read this somewhere. They call it, like, 457 00:30:37,684 --> 00:30:41,118 - paranormal passion. - Spectrophilia. 458 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,088 It's people who have sex with ghosts. 459 00:30:44,090 --> 00:30:45,423 Is that even real? 460 00:30:45,425 --> 00:30:47,361 Everything on the Internet is real. 461 00:30:49,096 --> 00:30:50,964 Where did you find that? 462 00:30:52,633 --> 00:30:55,567 You spend enough time on the Internet searching for fetish porn, 463 00:30:55,569 --> 00:30:57,672 and you come across just about everything. 464 00:30:59,272 --> 00:31:01,376 - Was it scary? - No. 465 00:31:02,309 --> 00:31:05,312 It was exciting and fun. 466 00:31:08,682 --> 00:31:09,815 "Fun"? 467 00:31:09,817 --> 00:31:13,154 I don't remember hearing that in your perfect plan. 468 00:31:14,088 --> 00:31:16,488 I want paranormal passion. 469 00:31:16,490 --> 00:31:18,990 - Can I still move into the house with you? - Of course. 470 00:31:18,992 --> 00:31:21,593 Count me in. I want to take a stab at your ghost. 471 00:31:21,595 --> 00:31:24,328 - Oh, now you're interested? - Mm-hmm. 472 00:31:24,330 --> 00:31:27,298 Also, for the record, I never said it was a ghost. 473 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:30,001 - I didn't see anything. - Oh, no. 474 00:31:30,003 --> 00:31:31,769 It's a ghost, all right. 475 00:31:31,771 --> 00:31:34,141 And I'm going to give it to it so good, 476 00:31:34,742 --> 00:31:37,375 I'm going to raise the dead. 477 00:31:37,377 --> 00:31:38,710 What about you, Brandy? 478 00:31:38,712 --> 00:31:41,449 Do you want to get it on with Amber's ghost? 479 00:31:42,049 --> 00:31:43,749 Hmm... 480 00:31:43,751 --> 00:31:47,120 - Was it rough? Like, at all? - No. 481 00:31:48,222 --> 00:31:49,557 It was really gentle. 482 00:31:50,323 --> 00:31:52,024 Boring! 483 00:31:52,026 --> 00:31:53,424 Oh, come on, Brandy. 484 00:31:53,426 --> 00:31:54,759 And spend the rest of my summer 485 00:31:54,761 --> 00:31:58,563 having gentle vanilla sex with the invisible man? 486 00:31:58,565 --> 00:32:00,766 - No, thank you. - Brandy. 487 00:32:00,768 --> 00:32:03,801 - It's gonna be fun. - BUNNY: There's that word, again. 488 00:32:03,803 --> 00:32:05,103 Brandy... 489 00:32:05,105 --> 00:32:06,671 ALL: Please! 490 00:32:06,673 --> 00:32:08,440 - Please, please, please, please! - Come on! 491 00:32:08,442 --> 00:32:10,307 Fine. Fine. 492 00:32:10,309 --> 00:32:13,280 But, if there's no action, I'm totally leaving. 493 00:32:14,181 --> 00:32:15,346 Awesome! 494 00:32:15,348 --> 00:32:18,682 But we probably shouldn't go there alone, just in case. 495 00:32:18,684 --> 00:32:20,684 Hey, guys, do you want to come with us 496 00:32:20,686 --> 00:32:22,991 to Amber's aunt's house tonight, after work? 497 00:32:23,490 --> 00:32:25,457 She says it's scary. 498 00:32:25,459 --> 00:32:28,563 - Um, I did not. - And there's a lot of booze. 499 00:32:30,263 --> 00:32:32,130 Okay, yeah. Sure, no problem. 500 00:32:32,132 --> 00:32:35,570 And bad girls that need a spanking, Lawrence. 501 00:32:38,472 --> 00:32:39,538 Yeah, I'll come. 502 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,673 Great, It's settled. 503 00:32:41,675 --> 00:32:44,409 We'll all go bang Amber's ghost. 504 00:32:44,411 --> 00:32:45,413 BOTH: What? 505 00:32:55,789 --> 00:32:59,223 You girls stay here, we're going to go inside and make sure that it's safe. 506 00:32:59,225 --> 00:33:01,326 Oh, God. [CHUCKLES] 507 00:33:01,328 --> 00:33:04,031 Okay, let the men have their manly moment. 508 00:33:04,630 --> 00:33:06,434 [BOTH LAUGHING] 509 00:33:08,868 --> 00:33:11,236 - What are you doing? - What? The men, right? 510 00:33:11,238 --> 00:33:12,804 Oh, so now you wanna be a man? 511 00:33:12,806 --> 00:33:17,111 [IN MALE VOICE] Dale, even as a girl, I'm twice the man you wish you were. 512 00:33:17,810 --> 00:33:19,213 Okay, let's go. 513 00:33:23,416 --> 00:33:25,185 [ENTHRALLING MUSIC PLAYING] 514 00:33:34,828 --> 00:33:36,230 [KEYS JINGLING] 515 00:33:39,232 --> 00:33:40,632 [UNLOCKS] 516 00:33:40,634 --> 00:33:42,303 [CREAKING] 517 00:33:45,305 --> 00:33:47,375 [WHISPERS] Power's out. Come on. 518 00:33:57,216 --> 00:33:58,718 Are you cupping my balls? 519 00:33:59,552 --> 00:34:00,821 Sorry. It's instinctual. 520 00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:11,930 [BUNNY GASPS] 521 00:34:11,932 --> 00:34:14,102 This is stupid. 522 00:34:14,700 --> 00:34:16,169 This switch doesn't work. 523 00:34:19,439 --> 00:34:21,305 Let's get some wine. 524 00:34:21,307 --> 00:34:23,207 Great. Hey, where's the wine at? 525 00:34:23,209 --> 00:34:24,544 I'll show you. 526 00:34:26,946 --> 00:34:29,749 Lawrence, can you help me? 527 00:34:30,651 --> 00:34:32,683 Yeah, sure. 528 00:34:32,685 --> 00:34:36,254 - What do you think? - Mmm. It's divine. 529 00:34:36,256 --> 00:34:39,424 [GASPS] Lawrence, what are you doing to me? 530 00:34:39,426 --> 00:34:42,394 Lawrence, you dirty dog. 531 00:34:42,396 --> 00:34:43,794 I'm going to get my bags. 532 00:34:43,796 --> 00:34:46,230 Oh, I'm going to get the Bunny-go-round. 533 00:34:46,232 --> 00:34:48,200 God, what is wrong with you? 534 00:34:48,202 --> 00:34:50,734 Let's go to the bathroom, there's a towel rack in there. 535 00:34:50,736 --> 00:34:53,370 You can tie me to it and... 536 00:34:53,372 --> 00:34:57,609 You know, I might actually like you 537 00:34:57,611 --> 00:34:59,247 if there wasn't so much... 538 00:35:00,414 --> 00:35:02,415 You, all the time. 539 00:35:05,651 --> 00:35:09,220 God, that girl is so weird. 540 00:35:09,222 --> 00:35:13,258 Lawrence, can you please help me with the rest of my stuff? 541 00:35:13,260 --> 00:35:15,229 - Yeah, sure. - Thank you. 542 00:35:19,499 --> 00:35:20,635 [SIGHS] 543 00:35:29,276 --> 00:35:30,611 Wine me. 544 00:35:31,278 --> 00:35:32,613 Thanks, girl. 545 00:35:43,289 --> 00:35:44,357 Dibs. 546 00:35:51,798 --> 00:35:53,600 Oh, ghost... 547 00:35:55,334 --> 00:35:58,535 Come out, come out wherever you are. 548 00:35:58,537 --> 00:36:02,841 You guys are being ridiculous. I'm sure there's nothing here. 549 00:36:02,843 --> 00:36:04,276 I probably imagined it. 550 00:36:04,278 --> 00:36:06,781 - What happened? - Amber had sex with a ghost. 551 00:36:07,948 --> 00:36:10,885 And she liked it. A lot! 552 00:36:11,818 --> 00:36:13,551 Really? 553 00:36:13,553 --> 00:36:15,319 Now, was that a part of your plan, 554 00:36:15,321 --> 00:36:18,656 because I don't remember hearing anything about ghost sex. 555 00:36:18,658 --> 00:36:21,993 It is an amendment to the plan. 556 00:36:21,995 --> 00:36:24,665 Oh, so the plan can be amended? 557 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,299 Whoa! 558 00:36:28,301 --> 00:36:30,468 Okay. That was weird. 559 00:36:30,470 --> 00:36:32,337 I'm just going to put that back here. 560 00:36:32,339 --> 00:36:33,738 - Yeah. - Don't want that to happen again. 561 00:36:33,740 --> 00:36:35,874 - Thanks. - Oh, no problem. 562 00:36:35,876 --> 00:36:37,709 Looks like everything's falling for you now. 563 00:36:37,711 --> 00:36:39,013 [LAUGHING] 564 00:36:40,580 --> 00:36:41,812 That was really corny. 565 00:36:41,814 --> 00:36:44,915 Well, I am from Nebraska and that's corn country. 566 00:36:44,917 --> 00:36:48,453 - Oh, right. - Amber, I've... 567 00:36:48,455 --> 00:36:52,357 Um, Amber, about this perfect plan of yours... 568 00:36:52,359 --> 00:36:54,729 - Yes? - Well, I've been thinking... 569 00:36:57,497 --> 00:36:58,633 Okay... 570 00:37:01,334 --> 00:37:02,502 [HUMMING] 571 00:37:06,406 --> 00:37:09,674 When there's something strange in the neighborhood, 572 00:37:09,676 --> 00:37:11,011 who you going to call? 573 00:37:12,011 --> 00:37:14,015 Ghost... 574 00:37:14,647 --> 00:37:17,082 Ghost... 575 00:37:17,084 --> 00:37:19,754 Gh... [EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY] 576 00:37:20,553 --> 00:37:23,555 [MOANING] 577 00:37:23,557 --> 00:37:25,660 Mmm. That's what I'm talking about. 578 00:37:31,964 --> 00:37:33,531 [GASPS] 579 00:37:33,533 --> 00:37:35,502 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 580 00:37:39,805 --> 00:37:42,309 Um, you're doing all this to get some stuff done. 581 00:37:42,975 --> 00:37:44,942 To complete the plan. 582 00:37:44,944 --> 00:37:47,481 Right. Complete the plan so you can be happy. 583 00:37:48,481 --> 00:37:49,546 Yes? 584 00:37:49,548 --> 00:37:50,617 Well... 585 00:37:51,450 --> 00:37:52,616 Whoa! 586 00:37:52,618 --> 00:37:54,451 Shit. What was that? 587 00:37:54,453 --> 00:37:56,553 A box? 588 00:37:56,555 --> 00:37:58,059 I guess it came from up there. 589 00:37:59,792 --> 00:38:01,528 [GASPS] 590 00:38:02,162 --> 00:38:03,897 [MOANING] 591 00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:09,803 [PANTING] 592 00:38:17,644 --> 00:38:19,412 [MOANING] 593 00:38:23,450 --> 00:38:26,183 Oh, that's my horny Phantom. 594 00:38:26,185 --> 00:38:29,720 Mmm. Come on and give it to me. Give it to me. 595 00:38:29,722 --> 00:38:31,391 [MOANING] 596 00:38:32,426 --> 00:38:33,861 Oh, that's what I'm talking about. 597 00:38:34,493 --> 00:38:35,560 [MOANING] 598 00:38:35,562 --> 00:38:37,131 [CONTINUES MOANING] 599 00:38:39,499 --> 00:38:41,098 [PANTS] Oh. 600 00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:44,472 What you doing? Checking me out? 601 00:38:51,611 --> 00:38:53,481 Hey, did you just run out? 602 00:38:54,214 --> 00:38:55,816 Oh, hell no! 603 00:38:57,149 --> 00:39:00,951 Um, so I'm completing the plan so I can be happy. 604 00:39:00,953 --> 00:39:03,654 Right. Well, I guess my point is, 605 00:39:03,656 --> 00:39:05,756 why wait for all that? 606 00:39:05,758 --> 00:39:09,026 I mean, you're doing all this just so you can be happy, 607 00:39:09,028 --> 00:39:12,432 but what if you can find a way to be happy without the plan? 608 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,667 - Um... - And that would... 609 00:39:15,669 --> 00:39:18,004 That would open up so many other opportunities. 610 00:39:20,573 --> 00:39:23,241 Because then I can date other people? 611 00:39:23,243 --> 00:39:25,913 Right. Other people. 612 00:39:28,582 --> 00:39:30,618 [BEEPING] 613 00:39:31,584 --> 00:39:32,783 God! 614 00:39:32,785 --> 00:39:33,787 Uh... 615 00:39:36,156 --> 00:39:38,022 No! Why is it doing that? 616 00:39:38,024 --> 00:39:39,790 DALE: Hold on, hold, on. 617 00:39:39,792 --> 00:39:41,625 Come on! 618 00:39:41,627 --> 00:39:44,828 This place is weird, I'm going to go check out the backyard. 619 00:39:44,830 --> 00:39:46,934 - Yeah, I'll come with you. - Okay. 620 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:48,903 Thank you. 621 00:39:50,202 --> 00:39:52,604 Forget this place. 622 00:39:52,606 --> 00:39:55,240 The Bunny-go-round is out of business. 623 00:39:55,242 --> 00:39:58,176 I got an entire metal dance team I could be with tonight. 624 00:39:58,178 --> 00:40:00,111 Not here, with some transphobic ghost 625 00:40:00,113 --> 00:40:02,883 who doesn't know a good thing [IN MALE VOICE] when he sees it. 626 00:40:05,584 --> 00:40:08,555 Things are getting interesting around here. 627 00:40:09,823 --> 00:40:11,555 I'll get my bag. 628 00:40:11,557 --> 00:40:12,992 I'll get wine. 629 00:40:15,261 --> 00:40:17,198 [AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING] 630 00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:27,741 Oh! 631 00:40:30,310 --> 00:40:31,946 What the hell tripped me? 632 00:40:36,682 --> 00:40:37,684 Gah! 633 00:40:49,328 --> 00:40:50,997 [HUMMING SOFTLY] 634 00:40:57,002 --> 00:40:59,073 [FOREBODING MUSIC PAYING] 635 00:41:15,722 --> 00:41:17,825 I swear I put this over here. 636 00:41:31,236 --> 00:41:33,370 There's something strange going on here, man, 637 00:41:33,372 --> 00:41:36,841 - Like what? - I don't know. 638 00:41:36,843 --> 00:41:39,946 What, the smoke alarm? That was probably a low battery or something. 639 00:41:41,347 --> 00:41:42,715 Yeah, I guess. 640 00:41:45,218 --> 00:41:47,084 Ow! 641 00:41:47,086 --> 00:41:48,655 What the hell was that? 642 00:41:51,191 --> 00:41:53,560 Ha. Pine cone. 643 00:41:55,394 --> 00:41:58,798 You know, I've never been hit by a pine cone. 644 00:42:00,232 --> 00:42:01,702 Lucky you. 645 00:42:05,872 --> 00:42:07,037 Ow! 646 00:42:07,039 --> 00:42:09,006 Lawrence, that really hurt, man. 647 00:42:09,008 --> 00:42:10,977 - I didn't do it. - Really? 648 00:42:17,751 --> 00:42:18,919 What was that? 649 00:42:32,432 --> 00:42:33,734 [EXCLAIMS] 650 00:42:37,836 --> 00:42:39,870 - Oh! - Dude, what happened? 651 00:42:39,872 --> 00:42:41,238 Damn it, Lawrence! 652 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:43,276 - That's it! - What? Whoa! 653 00:43:19,845 --> 00:43:21,247 You are real. 654 00:43:26,285 --> 00:43:27,819 Whoa. 655 00:43:27,821 --> 00:43:29,223 What happened? 656 00:43:30,323 --> 00:43:32,924 Amber, you need to know that... 657 00:43:32,926 --> 00:43:35,194 - [EXCLAIMS] - Oh, God! Susie! 658 00:43:36,162 --> 00:43:37,430 Oh, no. 659 00:43:37,930 --> 00:43:39,464 Ooh! 660 00:43:39,466 --> 00:43:40,798 It's fine. 661 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,232 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 662 00:43:42,234 --> 00:43:43,736 No, I'm good. 663 00:43:46,138 --> 00:43:48,341 Yeah. [PANTS] I'm good. 664 00:43:49,743 --> 00:43:50,975 But, Amber, seriously... 665 00:43:50,977 --> 00:43:52,944 You need... [EXCLAIMS] 666 00:43:52,946 --> 00:43:55,446 God! No, no, no, no! 667 00:43:55,448 --> 00:43:58,415 No, no, it's okay. You're fine. Thank you. 668 00:43:58,417 --> 00:43:59,852 DALE: Wonderful... 669 00:44:02,421 --> 00:44:04,157 Um, good night. 670 00:44:05,024 --> 00:44:06,794 - You're leaving? - Yeah. 671 00:44:07,292 --> 00:44:08,428 You should know... 672 00:44:12,164 --> 00:44:13,166 Okay. 673 00:44:15,167 --> 00:44:16,436 Good night. 674 00:44:23,443 --> 00:44:25,475 I'm history, too. 675 00:44:25,477 --> 00:44:29,015 I don't know anybody who'd want to stay here. 676 00:44:31,350 --> 00:44:32,720 Wow. 677 00:44:35,021 --> 00:44:37,725 If that isn't the final... [SCREECHES] You! 678 00:44:38,825 --> 00:44:40,160 I'll take Bunny's room. 679 00:45:00,479 --> 00:45:02,215 Where did everybody go? 680 00:45:03,515 --> 00:45:07,819 Well, Dale and Lawrence and Bunny left, 681 00:45:07,821 --> 00:45:09,790 - but Brandy's gonna stay. - Oh! 682 00:45:11,156 --> 00:45:13,024 Okay then. 683 00:45:13,026 --> 00:45:16,394 I'm just going to be in my room for the night. So, bye. 684 00:45:16,396 --> 00:45:18,265 Okay. Good night. 685 00:45:29,609 --> 00:45:32,513 I think I would like some music. 686 00:45:35,481 --> 00:45:37,151 [SCRATCHING] 687 00:45:38,484 --> 00:45:41,054 [SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 688 00:45:48,227 --> 00:45:50,229 [GIGGLES] Oh. 689 00:45:54,533 --> 00:45:55,868 [MOANS] 690 00:45:58,905 --> 00:46:00,841 Cassie likes to be spanked. 691 00:46:04,343 --> 00:46:05,542 - [SMACK] - [CASSIE GASPS] 692 00:46:05,544 --> 00:46:07,079 CASSIE: Ow! 693 00:46:07,513 --> 00:46:09,016 I meant Brandy. 694 00:46:10,182 --> 00:46:11,484 - [SMACK] - [GASPS] 695 00:46:12,517 --> 00:46:13,986 Ow! 696 00:46:14,486 --> 00:46:15,822 Yeah. 697 00:46:16,990 --> 00:46:18,292 That really hurt! 698 00:46:22,261 --> 00:46:25,499 This isn't for me. I'm out of here. 699 00:46:32,138 --> 00:46:33,540 Oh! [MOANS] 700 00:46:34,908 --> 00:46:35,976 Oh! 701 00:46:38,343 --> 00:46:39,847 Well, that's better. 702 00:46:40,647 --> 00:46:41,982 Thank you. 703 00:46:44,017 --> 00:46:45,452 I think I'll stay. 704 00:46:47,953 --> 00:46:51,024 So there really is a ghost. 705 00:46:54,993 --> 00:46:56,196 [SCREAMS] 706 00:46:57,629 --> 00:47:00,533 Oh, my God! This is great! 707 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,402 [GASPS] 708 00:47:03,602 --> 00:47:05,104 Hold on. 709 00:47:31,464 --> 00:47:33,433 Someone's gonna have some fun. 710 00:47:41,374 --> 00:47:42,576 I'm ready. 711 00:47:47,213 --> 00:47:49,348 [MOANING] 712 00:47:50,216 --> 00:47:51,652 [LAUGHS] 713 00:47:53,419 --> 00:47:55,155 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 714 00:48:06,432 --> 00:48:08,131 [EXCLAIMS] 715 00:48:08,133 --> 00:48:09,168 [CHUCKLES] 716 00:48:14,473 --> 00:48:16,542 [GASPS] Okay. 717 00:48:17,343 --> 00:48:18,712 Be patient. 718 00:48:23,348 --> 00:48:24,984 [EXCLAIMS] 719 00:48:26,318 --> 00:48:27,486 [MOANING] Oh, yeah. 720 00:48:28,254 --> 00:48:29,522 Be nice. 721 00:48:30,423 --> 00:48:32,591 Oh. Oh, wow. 722 00:48:42,334 --> 00:48:43,669 I'm ready. 723 00:48:54,213 --> 00:48:56,283 [EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY] 724 00:48:57,417 --> 00:48:58,618 [GASPS] 725 00:48:59,118 --> 00:49:00,216 Ah! 726 00:49:00,218 --> 00:49:02,121 - [MOANING] - [WHIP CRACKING] 727 00:49:05,124 --> 00:49:07,394 [BRANDY AND CASSIE MOANING] 728 00:49:09,428 --> 00:49:11,095 [BRANDY MOANS, EXCLAIMS] 729 00:49:11,097 --> 00:49:12,732 [CASSIE GIGGLING] 730 00:49:18,703 --> 00:49:20,640 Stop is not the safety... 731 00:49:23,075 --> 00:49:25,211 [GIGGLING] 732 00:49:26,611 --> 00:49:28,145 What... 733 00:49:28,147 --> 00:49:29,415 What the... 734 00:49:30,649 --> 00:49:33,185 Oh. [SIGHS] 735 00:49:36,089 --> 00:49:37,457 [SIGHS] 736 00:49:41,861 --> 00:49:43,296 Hey! 737 00:49:46,731 --> 00:49:49,235 [SNIGGERS] Oh. 738 00:50:04,749 --> 00:50:06,152 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 739 00:50:06,452 --> 00:50:07,620 Aw. 740 00:50:08,220 --> 00:50:09,356 Thank you. 741 00:50:18,830 --> 00:50:19,832 Hmm. 742 00:50:23,468 --> 00:50:26,372 Wow. I like it. 743 00:50:28,341 --> 00:50:30,143 [EXCLAIMS IN PAIN] 744 00:50:30,510 --> 00:50:31,812 Oh... Ah... 745 00:50:32,644 --> 00:50:34,146 Ooh! 746 00:50:35,448 --> 00:50:37,150 [EXCLAIMS, GASPS] 747 00:50:38,151 --> 00:50:39,319 Ah... 748 00:50:40,785 --> 00:50:41,787 [GASPS] 749 00:50:42,354 --> 00:50:43,823 Aw! 750 00:50:51,763 --> 00:50:54,899 Here you go, ladies. I know you all love polishing sliver ware. 751 00:50:54,901 --> 00:50:56,933 Yay, silver ware. 752 00:50:56,935 --> 00:51:00,236 Cassie, you look normal. I mean, you look great. 753 00:51:00,238 --> 00:51:02,573 You look... Actually, you look amazing. So... 754 00:51:02,575 --> 00:51:05,942 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 755 00:51:05,944 --> 00:51:09,345 What's going on? You're all acting weird. Huh? Is everything all right? 756 00:51:09,347 --> 00:51:12,448 Just feeling the love, Ryan. 757 00:51:12,450 --> 00:51:13,917 - Ooh! - We're great. 758 00:51:13,919 --> 00:51:16,687 - Ooh. - Happy. 759 00:51:16,689 --> 00:51:19,622 Well, good. It'll be a good day then. 760 00:51:19,624 --> 00:51:22,359 I'll tell you what. Let's all commemorate 761 00:51:22,361 --> 00:51:24,328 the day that you were happy at work, huh? 762 00:51:24,330 --> 00:51:26,763 Team selfie, everybody. Team-selfie that. 763 00:51:26,765 --> 00:51:28,698 None of you are smiling. Are you serious? 764 00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:31,435 You are so self-absorbed with taking pictures on the Internet, 765 00:51:31,437 --> 00:51:32,903 you guys can't take one... 766 00:51:32,905 --> 00:51:34,939 No, I guess I took it with my thumb anyway... 767 00:51:34,941 --> 00:51:36,674 Let me know where Bunny is. 768 00:51:36,676 --> 00:51:39,343 Oh, I think she called in sick. 769 00:51:39,345 --> 00:51:42,412 She said something about doing some dance routine, pulled a muscle. 770 00:51:42,414 --> 00:51:46,716 Oh, yeah, the love muscle. 771 00:51:46,718 --> 00:51:48,886 [CHUCKLING] And the love muscle... 772 00:51:48,888 --> 00:51:50,821 We all... And gross. 773 00:51:50,823 --> 00:51:53,457 - Ghost sex. - Hey, you want a chair? 774 00:51:53,459 --> 00:51:56,593 Actually, I think I'm going to stand. 775 00:51:56,595 --> 00:51:59,562 I think I'm gonna stand for the next couple of days, guys. 776 00:51:59,564 --> 00:52:00,833 Ooh! 777 00:52:01,434 --> 00:52:03,767 Wow. Lucky. 778 00:52:03,769 --> 00:52:06,272 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 779 00:52:54,452 --> 00:52:55,986 [BOTH LAUGHING] 780 00:52:55,988 --> 00:52:57,988 Well, last night was another crazy night. 781 00:52:57,990 --> 00:53:00,991 - Sweet. Yeah. - Oh, yeah. And this morning. 782 00:53:00,993 --> 00:53:04,461 Mm-hmm. And most of the day today. 783 00:53:04,463 --> 00:53:07,765 - Yeah. - I wish our ghost could leave the house 784 00:53:07,767 --> 00:53:09,767 and go with us everywhere. 785 00:53:09,769 --> 00:53:11,968 I'm actually kinda glad it doesn't. 786 00:53:11,970 --> 00:53:13,437 Ow. 787 00:53:13,439 --> 00:53:14,772 Hey... 788 00:53:14,774 --> 00:53:18,941 Since it can't leave, how do you think our insatiable spirit 789 00:53:18,943 --> 00:53:21,544 would feel about us having some friends over? 790 00:53:21,546 --> 00:53:22,946 Ah! [LAUGHS] 791 00:53:22,948 --> 00:53:24,948 Looks like that's a yes. 792 00:53:24,950 --> 00:53:29,319 You know, we actually have a lot of hot single friends. 793 00:53:29,321 --> 00:53:31,357 What if we invited them over? 794 00:53:31,957 --> 00:53:33,792 We could have a barbecue. 795 00:53:36,495 --> 00:53:37,797 Or a movie night? 796 00:53:38,497 --> 00:53:39,897 [GASPS] 797 00:53:39,899 --> 00:53:41,497 Pool party? 798 00:53:41,499 --> 00:53:43,399 [ALL LAUGHING] 799 00:53:43,401 --> 00:53:45,102 Yeah, a pool party 800 00:53:45,104 --> 00:53:47,674 and then a naughty-nightie slumber party. 801 00:53:48,106 --> 00:53:49,708 [LAUGHING] 802 00:53:55,347 --> 00:53:57,316 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 803 00:54:14,432 --> 00:54:15,968 Where is that naughty ghost? 804 00:54:16,702 --> 00:54:18,370 She's gonna get it. 805 00:54:18,903 --> 00:54:20,604 Oh, yeah. 806 00:54:20,606 --> 00:54:22,809 Here I come, girls. Whoo! 807 00:54:33,051 --> 00:54:36,120 [WOMEN CHATTERING] 808 00:54:36,122 --> 00:54:38,821 So, where's this ghost you told us about? 809 00:54:38,823 --> 00:54:40,723 - Yeah, where's the ghost? - We want the ghost. 810 00:54:40,725 --> 00:54:42,028 Wait for it. 811 00:54:43,062 --> 00:54:44,764 [MOANING] 812 00:55:03,481 --> 00:55:05,017 Let's not do this again. 813 00:55:06,084 --> 00:55:08,519 Yeah. 814 00:55:08,521 --> 00:55:10,522 You mean, at least not until Tuesday. 815 00:55:11,589 --> 00:55:13,526 [ALL CHUCKLING] 816 00:55:16,828 --> 00:55:18,897 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 817 00:56:24,696 --> 00:56:26,696 - See you later, Dawn. - Bye, girls. 818 00:56:26,698 --> 00:56:28,866 - Thanks. It was another great party. - Bye. 819 00:56:28,868 --> 00:56:31,671 Thank you. Look forward to the next one. 820 00:56:35,841 --> 00:56:38,609 I need a slumber party break. 821 00:56:38,611 --> 00:56:40,013 I'm exhausted. 822 00:56:41,146 --> 00:56:43,950 Hey, you guys, what's this? 823 00:56:49,588 --> 00:56:51,821 - Is it corn? - Yeah. 824 00:56:51,823 --> 00:56:54,758 It's mine. Dale gave it to me. 825 00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,129 It's like an inside joke. 826 00:56:58,030 --> 00:57:00,200 I don't know why he gives me stuff like this. 827 00:57:10,008 --> 00:57:11,844 [CRUNCHING] 828 00:57:13,812 --> 00:57:15,014 [SCOFFS] 829 00:57:24,689 --> 00:57:26,992 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 830 00:57:30,729 --> 00:57:31,931 [INAUDIBLE] 831 00:57:45,977 --> 00:57:48,580 [INAUDIBLE] 832 00:58:02,694 --> 00:58:03,897 [INAUDIBLE] 833 00:58:11,035 --> 00:58:13,305 [INAUDIBLE] 834 00:58:19,745 --> 00:58:21,314 [INAUDIBLE] 835 00:58:47,705 --> 00:58:49,107 [INAUDIBLE] 836 00:59:04,122 --> 00:59:05,191 [INAUDIBLE] 837 00:59:46,365 --> 00:59:47,830 Hey, Enrique. 838 00:59:47,832 --> 00:59:49,735 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 839 00:59:53,104 --> 00:59:55,641 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 840 00:59:56,374 --> 00:59:57,843 Who me? 841 00:59:58,410 --> 01:00:00,009 Yes, you. 842 01:00:00,011 --> 01:00:02,414 You see another abrasive sexist pig in this place? 843 01:00:04,283 --> 01:00:07,283 If I hear one more nasty comment come out of your burrito hole, 844 01:00:07,285 --> 01:00:09,688 I'm going to start translating everything you say. 845 01:00:10,122 --> 01:00:11,324 Got it? 846 01:00:11,923 --> 01:00:13,323 Got it? 847 01:00:13,325 --> 01:00:14,694 Si. 848 01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:16,295 Good. 849 01:00:23,068 --> 01:00:25,004 - Bye. - Bye, girls. 850 01:00:28,039 --> 01:00:29,374 Good night. 851 01:00:32,810 --> 01:00:34,276 What's wrong, Am? 852 01:00:34,278 --> 01:00:37,013 Oh, nothing. It's just my mom. 853 01:00:37,015 --> 01:00:40,883 She keeps bugging me about getting married and having babies. 854 01:00:40,885 --> 01:00:42,384 Isn't that what you want? 855 01:00:42,386 --> 01:00:45,187 Oh, well, it was. 856 01:00:45,189 --> 01:00:46,858 And then it wasn't. 857 01:00:47,926 --> 01:00:49,225 Because of the ghost. 858 01:00:49,227 --> 01:00:50,761 Yes. 859 01:00:50,763 --> 01:00:53,796 And then, the other day, I saw this family 860 01:00:53,798 --> 01:00:57,000 in the park, and they were with their baby and their dog, 861 01:00:57,002 --> 01:00:59,072 and they just looked so happy. 862 01:01:00,238 --> 01:01:02,305 And now, I don't know what I want. 863 01:01:02,307 --> 01:01:03,975 Well, what about your plan? 864 01:01:05,310 --> 01:01:07,013 I think I have a new plan. 865 01:01:07,912 --> 01:01:09,281 Be happy. 866 01:01:09,981 --> 01:01:11,281 I love it. 867 01:01:11,283 --> 01:01:12,982 What about you, Brandy? 868 01:01:12,984 --> 01:01:15,954 Same plan. More pain. 869 01:01:17,421 --> 01:01:19,357 [SIGHS] What is it with you and pain? 870 01:01:20,559 --> 01:01:22,461 Pain's the only thing... 871 01:01:27,198 --> 01:01:29,968 Pain's the only thing that's ever made me feel loved. 872 01:01:34,807 --> 01:01:36,175 At least it used to. 873 01:01:38,176 --> 01:01:41,812 Well, pretty soon it's not gonna matter anyways. 874 01:01:41,814 --> 01:01:44,417 Once the house is sold, we'll all have to give up the ghost. 875 01:01:45,850 --> 01:01:47,984 Whoa, I don't think I'm ready for that one. 876 01:01:47,986 --> 01:01:51,154 Uh, yeah, that's my problem. I want it all. 877 01:01:51,156 --> 01:01:53,426 I want the husband and the babies, 878 01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:56,493 and the ghost. 879 01:01:56,495 --> 01:01:59,165 - You really think you can have it all? - Yes! 880 01:02:01,432 --> 01:02:02,501 Maybe. 881 01:02:04,002 --> 01:02:05,868 I don't know. 882 01:02:05,870 --> 01:02:08,037 But I think I'm going to find out. 883 01:02:08,039 --> 01:02:10,540 - I have a date with Dale tonight. - What? 884 01:02:10,542 --> 01:02:13,176 That's so weird. I have a date with Ryan tonight. 885 01:02:13,178 --> 01:02:14,511 What? 886 01:02:14,513 --> 01:02:16,946 You two-timing little whores. 887 01:02:16,948 --> 01:02:19,082 I can't believe you're cheating on our ghost. 888 01:02:19,084 --> 01:02:22,451 Oh, it's not really cheating if it's a ghost. 889 01:02:22,453 --> 01:02:26,323 I mean, it's not really real, right? 890 01:02:26,325 --> 01:02:29,225 I'll tell you what the real problem is, you guys. 891 01:02:29,227 --> 01:02:32,595 What's going to happen when, let's say, the ghost finds out? 892 01:02:32,597 --> 01:02:35,367 Okay, well, we will cross that bridge when we get there. 893 01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:37,299 Look. 894 01:02:37,301 --> 01:02:40,839 The ghost will just have to understand there are some needs 895 01:02:41,406 --> 01:02:42,973 even it can't fulfill. 896 01:02:42,975 --> 01:02:45,207 Yeah, and what if it doesn't? 897 01:02:45,209 --> 01:02:47,280 Brandy, relax. 898 01:02:48,513 --> 01:02:50,046 It loves us. 899 01:02:50,048 --> 01:02:51,551 Yeah, it would never hurt us. 900 01:02:52,450 --> 01:02:55,453 Really? Never hurt us? Hmm? 901 01:02:57,455 --> 01:02:59,158 - Oh! - Oh, my God! 902 01:03:00,459 --> 01:03:01,961 Tell that to my ass. 903 01:03:04,662 --> 01:03:06,498 [DAINTY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 904 01:03:14,506 --> 01:03:17,040 Oh, um... 905 01:03:17,042 --> 01:03:20,209 Hon, I'm actually not into that right now. 906 01:03:20,211 --> 01:03:23,949 Do you think we could just have a quite night in? Just us? 907 01:03:36,260 --> 01:03:37,394 - Hi. - Hi. 908 01:03:37,396 --> 01:03:39,428 - How was your date? - It was amazing. 909 01:03:39,430 --> 01:03:41,434 - How was yours? - It was so good. 910 01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:43,202 Good. 911 01:03:44,303 --> 01:03:46,205 - Okay. - Let's go. 912 01:04:06,057 --> 01:04:07,292 All right. Well? 913 01:04:08,126 --> 01:04:09,662 I'm going to get some sleep. 914 01:04:10,595 --> 01:04:12,564 Yeah. Me too. 915 01:04:13,597 --> 01:04:16,001 - Good night. - Good night. 916 01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:30,616 Not tonight, maybe tomorrow. 917 01:04:31,984 --> 01:04:33,085 [GASPS] 918 01:04:35,319 --> 01:04:36,321 [GRUNTS] 919 01:04:50,602 --> 01:04:52,338 No, not tonight. 920 01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:09,588 [SIGHS] 921 01:05:16,327 --> 01:05:17,530 Ow! 922 01:05:18,729 --> 01:05:21,132 - [WHIP CRACK] - [BRANDY GASPS] 923 01:05:22,267 --> 01:05:24,437 Why is it being such a dick? 924 01:05:25,470 --> 01:05:28,504 Let's get out of here. 925 01:05:28,506 --> 01:05:32,644 Yeah, maybe we'll come back when you stop acting like such a jerk. 926 01:05:37,649 --> 01:05:39,151 Asshole! 927 01:05:47,158 --> 01:05:48,491 What the hell is wrong with it? 928 01:05:48,493 --> 01:05:51,528 I'm beginning to think our ghost only wants things it's way. 929 01:05:51,530 --> 01:05:55,464 So much for double dating, looks like you two are going to have to ditch Dale and Ryan. 930 01:05:55,466 --> 01:05:57,433 - No! - I don't think I can do that. 931 01:05:57,435 --> 01:05:59,037 [DOOR OPENS] 932 01:06:08,613 --> 01:06:11,183 - Do you think it's... - I don't know. 933 01:06:15,153 --> 01:06:16,421 [ALL GASP] 934 01:06:17,155 --> 01:06:18,488 That was the ghost. 935 01:06:18,490 --> 01:06:21,093 Oh, great! The ghost can leave the house. 936 01:06:21,593 --> 01:06:23,158 What does that mean? 937 01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:25,063 It means it can follow us anywhere? 938 01:06:25,597 --> 01:06:26,631 Anywhere? 939 01:06:27,499 --> 01:06:30,566 - Forever. - This is bad. 940 01:06:30,568 --> 01:06:33,336 The house is going to be sold anyhow, let's just leave. 941 01:06:33,338 --> 01:06:36,205 And be looking over our shoulders wherever we go? 942 01:06:36,207 --> 01:06:38,610 You guys do not know what this ghost is capable of. 943 01:06:39,877 --> 01:06:41,379 I feel terrible. 944 01:06:42,113 --> 01:06:43,546 I put us all at risk. 945 01:06:43,548 --> 01:06:45,448 Amber, it's not your fault. 946 01:06:45,450 --> 01:06:47,616 Look, after work tonight, 947 01:06:47,618 --> 01:06:49,651 I'm gonna come have a talk with our ghost. 948 01:06:49,653 --> 01:06:51,254 We should be there together. 949 01:06:51,256 --> 01:06:53,459 - I don't know. - No, Cassie's right. 950 01:06:54,426 --> 01:06:55,761 We should all be here. 951 01:06:56,528 --> 01:06:57,763 Come on, let's go. 952 01:07:01,165 --> 01:07:02,499 Hey, Dawn. 953 01:07:02,501 --> 01:07:03,566 Yeah? 954 01:07:03,568 --> 01:07:06,236 - Don't give me anymore tables tonight. - Okay. 955 01:07:06,238 --> 01:07:08,270 - I have to take care of something. - Cool, no problem. 956 01:07:08,272 --> 01:07:09,408 - You got it. - Thank you. 957 01:07:12,209 --> 01:07:14,345 [ENTHRALLING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 958 01:07:18,182 --> 01:07:19,781 Hey, Cass, have you seen Amber? 959 01:07:19,783 --> 01:07:21,383 I thought she was with you. 960 01:07:21,385 --> 01:07:23,852 I think she went home to take care of something. 961 01:07:23,854 --> 01:07:26,458 - Oh, no. - She went back to the house. 962 01:07:28,526 --> 01:07:31,426 - What's up? - Amber went to the house to break up with the ghost. 963 01:07:31,428 --> 01:07:33,462 - RYAN: What? - Oh, shit. We got to get over there. 964 01:07:33,464 --> 01:07:35,265 - LAWRENCE: We can take my car. - All right, let's go. 965 01:07:35,267 --> 01:07:37,167 - What's going on? - Oh, uh, Bunny... 966 01:07:37,169 --> 01:07:39,801 Uh, you get all the tables, we'll be right back. 967 01:07:39,803 --> 01:07:41,307 Oh, hell no! 968 01:07:45,709 --> 01:07:47,679 Okay... 969 01:08:13,504 --> 01:08:15,573 [FLOORBOARD CREAKING] 970 01:08:20,345 --> 01:08:21,914 Brandy and Cassie aren't coming. 971 01:08:31,522 --> 01:08:33,488 DALE: Come on, man. Can't we go any faster? 972 01:08:33,490 --> 01:08:35,491 - Why would you take your car? - Mine was closer. 973 01:08:35,493 --> 01:08:37,492 By two spaces. I have an SUV, too. 974 01:08:37,494 --> 01:08:39,164 Just please go faster. 975 01:08:40,864 --> 01:08:43,532 Look, I... 976 01:08:43,534 --> 01:08:46,404 I really want you to know how much we've enjoyed our time with you. 977 01:08:46,870 --> 01:08:48,173 But... 978 01:08:50,007 --> 01:08:51,743 My mom's selling the property. 979 01:08:54,546 --> 01:08:58,249 I think it's just time that we move out and move on. 980 01:09:03,788 --> 01:09:05,624 [BANGING] 981 01:09:07,324 --> 01:09:08,961 Please don't be like this. Just... 982 01:09:11,796 --> 01:09:13,332 [BANGING CONTINUES] 983 01:09:20,872 --> 01:09:23,372 BRANDY: You're going like, 20 miles an hour, Lawrence. 984 01:09:23,374 --> 01:09:24,840 My grandma could drive faster than this. 985 01:09:24,842 --> 01:09:27,410 - That's what the speed limit is. - Be a man! 986 01:09:27,412 --> 01:09:30,380 Yeah, it's the speed limit when kids are in the area. 987 01:09:30,382 --> 01:09:32,447 There's no kids here. 988 01:09:32,449 --> 01:09:34,450 I am not getting a citation. 989 01:09:34,452 --> 01:09:35,887 [RUMBLING] 990 01:09:37,321 --> 01:09:38,457 [GLASS BREAKING] 991 01:09:40,057 --> 01:09:41,593 You're scaring me. 992 01:09:44,061 --> 01:09:45,894 Stop. 993 01:09:45,896 --> 01:09:47,365 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 994 01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:50,269 [GLASS BREAKING] 995 01:09:57,042 --> 01:09:58,308 [THUD] 996 01:09:58,310 --> 01:09:59,445 [GRUNTS] 997 01:10:08,453 --> 01:10:10,719 This is not the way I go. 998 01:10:10,721 --> 01:10:12,354 There's like a shortcut, right? 999 01:10:12,356 --> 01:10:14,724 No, he's got it. He's got it under control. Just go faster. 1000 01:10:14,726 --> 01:10:15,828 Okay, just hurry! 1001 01:10:24,502 --> 01:10:27,402 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 1002 01:10:27,404 --> 01:10:30,639 I know it's hard, but we have to let each other go. 1003 01:10:30,641 --> 01:10:32,343 - [GLASS BREAKING] - [SCREAMS] 1004 01:10:33,511 --> 01:10:35,044 - [TIRES SCREECHING] - [LAWRENCE GRUNTING] 1005 01:10:35,046 --> 01:10:36,511 [GRUNTING] 1006 01:10:36,513 --> 01:10:37,779 Is that fast enough? 1007 01:10:37,781 --> 01:10:39,918 - [GLASS BREAKING] - Oh, my God! Please stop! 1008 01:10:42,052 --> 01:10:43,488 You're hurting me. 1009 01:10:48,426 --> 01:10:50,559 I know you're not a monster. 1010 01:10:50,561 --> 01:10:52,497 [GLASS BREAKING] 1011 01:10:59,104 --> 01:11:01,136 [OBJECTS SHATTERING] 1012 01:11:01,138 --> 01:11:02,473 Please stop. 1013 01:11:05,944 --> 01:11:08,013 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1014 01:11:13,150 --> 01:11:14,886 I'll always love you. 1015 01:11:18,589 --> 01:11:20,492 [CREAKING, SILENCE] 1016 01:11:27,966 --> 01:11:29,535 [SIGHS] 1017 01:11:42,980 --> 01:11:45,915 Amber, are you okay? [PANTING] 1018 01:11:45,917 --> 01:11:48,754 - Yeah. Yeah, everything's okay. - Good. 1019 01:11:49,454 --> 01:11:50,522 Okay. 1020 01:11:53,425 --> 01:11:55,892 - Amber! - Am, are you okay? 1021 01:11:55,894 --> 01:11:58,027 - What happened? - Why did you come here alone? 1022 01:11:58,029 --> 01:11:59,594 It's fine. 1023 01:11:59,596 --> 01:12:01,065 - Everything's good. - Really? 1024 01:12:03,935 --> 01:12:06,538 Well, pretty good. 1025 01:12:07,905 --> 01:12:10,109 Yeah, get my bag, it's the red one on top. 1026 01:12:10,941 --> 01:12:12,477 Yeah, okay. 1027 01:12:13,878 --> 01:12:15,143 Come on. 1028 01:12:15,145 --> 01:12:18,816 Dale, can you help me with my bags? Thanks. 1029 01:12:20,918 --> 01:12:23,588 [GRAVE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1030 01:13:10,601 --> 01:13:12,970 - [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] - [CHATTERING] 1031 01:13:17,542 --> 01:13:19,975 Hey, Brandy, I've been meaning to ask you, um... 1032 01:13:19,977 --> 01:13:21,844 - Mm-hmm. - Do you want to go out sometime? 1033 01:13:21,846 --> 01:13:22,915 [SNIGGERS] 1034 01:13:23,714 --> 01:13:24,882 [CHUCKLES] 1035 01:13:25,617 --> 01:13:26,784 Oh. 1036 01:13:27,651 --> 01:13:28,953 You're serious? 1037 01:13:29,887 --> 01:13:32,889 Okay. Um... 1038 01:13:32,891 --> 01:13:35,023 How exactly does this part work? [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 1039 01:13:35,025 --> 01:13:39,261 Well, uh, I was thinking we could go to a movie 1040 01:13:39,263 --> 01:13:42,665 and maybe afterwards, get some ice cream. [CHUCKLES] 1041 01:13:42,667 --> 01:13:45,001 What's your favorite flavor, vanilla? 1042 01:13:45,003 --> 01:13:46,768 - [SCOFFS] No way. - [GIGGLES] 1043 01:13:46,770 --> 01:13:47,972 Ohh! 1044 01:13:48,806 --> 01:13:50,008 It's French vanilla. 1045 01:13:52,577 --> 01:13:55,079 Lawrence, you're a wild man. 1046 01:13:56,180 --> 01:13:57,846 I get that sometimes. 1047 01:13:57,848 --> 01:13:59,881 Who wants fresh-baked cookies? 1048 01:13:59,883 --> 01:14:01,751 - Ooh. Over here. - Ooh! 1049 01:14:01,753 --> 01:14:02,885 Screw my diet. 1050 01:14:02,887 --> 01:14:03,986 LAWRENCE: Thank you. 1051 01:14:03,988 --> 01:14:06,124 Oh, great news. The house closed today. 1052 01:14:07,257 --> 01:14:09,258 [ALL CHEERING] 1053 01:14:09,260 --> 01:14:10,863 Wow, that was fast. 1054 01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:16,902 Hey, Lolly. 1055 01:14:18,302 --> 01:14:19,602 Dawn! 1056 01:14:19,604 --> 01:14:20,705 Hi. 1057 01:14:21,638 --> 01:14:24,573 - Congratulations! - Thank you. 1058 01:14:24,575 --> 01:14:27,009 You know, this is the first haunted house I've ever sold. 1059 01:14:27,011 --> 01:14:28,210 Are you scared? 1060 01:14:28,212 --> 01:14:30,211 Oh, come on. Scared of a ghost? 1061 01:14:30,213 --> 01:14:31,781 What's the worst that can happen? 1062 01:14:31,783 --> 01:14:33,950 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1063 01:14:33,952 --> 01:14:37,252 I'll invite you to my house-warming party. It's going to be a mind-blower. 1064 01:14:37,254 --> 01:14:39,087 - You better. - I will. 1065 01:14:39,089 --> 01:14:40,292 BOTH: Bye. 1066 01:14:41,758 --> 01:14:43,628 Let the beatings begin. 1067 01:14:45,195 --> 01:14:46,761 Where's Bunny? 1068 01:14:46,763 --> 01:14:49,799 Oh, I, uh... I left her in charge of the restaurant. 1069 01:14:49,801 --> 01:14:52,538 "Head Booty." What she wants to be called. 1070 01:14:56,740 --> 01:14:59,008 Hey, we're here for the Bunny-go-round. 1071 01:14:59,010 --> 01:15:01,077 Well, well, well, well, well, well. 1072 01:15:01,079 --> 01:15:03,778 If it isn't my two favorite docs. 1073 01:15:03,780 --> 01:15:06,682 And I've got the keys to the supply closet. 1074 01:15:06,684 --> 01:15:07,819 Follow me. 1075 01:15:11,655 --> 01:15:12,790 Excuse me? 1076 01:15:13,624 --> 01:15:14,724 Yes. 1077 01:15:14,726 --> 01:15:15,957 Table for two, please. 1078 01:15:15,959 --> 01:15:17,796 [IN MALE VOICE] We're fully booked. 1079 01:15:25,136 --> 01:15:27,004 [LAUGHING] 1080 01:15:29,239 --> 01:15:31,240 Hey, let me see that. 1081 01:15:31,242 --> 01:15:34,946 Mom, so this was the love of Aunt Catherine's life. 1082 01:15:35,846 --> 01:15:37,647 Oh, no, honey, I'm so sorry. 1083 01:15:37,649 --> 01:15:39,251 I just didn't know how to tell you. 1084 01:15:39,851 --> 01:15:41,250 It was her. 1085 01:15:41,252 --> 01:15:43,055 Aunt Catherine was a lesbian. 1086 01:15:43,887 --> 01:15:45,890 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1087 01:15:58,069 --> 01:16:00,335 - What we're really trying to do is... - MAN 2: Spray. 1088 01:16:00,337 --> 01:16:02,737 MAN 1: Use just a little water, we want more spray. 1089 01:16:02,739 --> 01:16:03,938 That's it. 1090 01:16:03,940 --> 01:16:06,274 MAN 2: That's much better. 1091 01:16:06,276 --> 01:16:08,309 That's it. You're like little whales. 1092 01:16:08,311 --> 01:16:09,614 MAN 1: Just mystic. 1093 01:16:11,248 --> 01:16:13,351 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1094 01:16:23,761 --> 01:16:26,862 One of my favorite quotes of all time is, "We are the world." 1095 01:16:26,864 --> 01:16:28,430 - I, I... - Hey, yo, what's up, D? 1096 01:16:28,432 --> 01:16:30,167 [IN MALE VOICE] Hey, what's up, buddy? How's it going? 1097 01:16:37,809 --> 01:16:38,810 Ooh... 1098 01:16:40,712 --> 01:16:43,115 MAN: Hello, Oscar, this could be your breakthrough role. 1099 01:16:49,921 --> 01:16:52,054 CASSIE: Like, is she that messy? 1100 01:16:52,056 --> 01:16:55,157 - MAN 1: Did you want all the at mess? - MAN 2: I did. 1101 01:16:55,159 --> 01:16:56,959 CASSIE: Is it just to fill space? 1102 01:16:56,961 --> 01:16:58,827 MAN 2: I've lived with girls that were just like that. 1103 01:16:58,829 --> 01:17:01,096 My ex-wife was like that. Disgusting, yeah. 1104 01:17:01,098 --> 01:17:02,400 All my sisters were like that. 1105 01:17:09,172 --> 01:17:10,305 My rice boobs. 1106 01:17:10,307 --> 01:17:11,773 BRANDY: These are rice? 1107 01:17:11,775 --> 01:17:13,077 Mahatma Rice. 1108 01:17:14,244 --> 01:17:16,113 I have brown rice and I have white rice. 1109 01:17:22,854 --> 01:17:23,986 RYAN: Oh, yeah. 1110 01:17:23,988 --> 01:17:26,158 - AMBER: Yeah, that's perfect. - Oh, I got! 1111 01:17:38,802 --> 01:17:41,903 MAN: What do you want? What the hell do you want from me? 1112 01:17:41,905 --> 01:17:43,475 The ghost is... Fuck! 1113 01:17:44,307 --> 01:17:45,774 What is happening? 1114 01:17:45,776 --> 01:17:47,475 What the hell? Oh, my God! 1115 01:17:47,477 --> 01:17:49,444 - The ghost is... - [EXCLAIMS] 1116 01:17:49,446 --> 01:17:52,014 The house is alive, the house is alive! 1117 01:17:52,016 --> 01:17:53,719 What the fuck is going on? 1118 01:18:02,293 --> 01:18:04,393 DIRECTOR: Action. 1119 01:18:04,395 --> 01:18:06,127 - Okay, again, let's... - [SNORTS] 1120 01:18:06,129 --> 01:18:08,229 Two, three, go! 1121 01:18:08,231 --> 01:18:10,099 Argh! Okay, one more time. 1122 01:18:10,101 --> 01:18:12,401 - What am I doing? Why are you... - No, you're doing it fine. 1123 01:18:12,403 --> 01:18:13,905 - It's just a tiny thing. - Oh, okay. 1124 01:18:22,512 --> 01:18:26,514 This is called the exit. [GRUNTS] 1125 01:18:26,516 --> 01:18:28,450 [LAUGHING] 1126 01:18:28,452 --> 01:18:30,952 Spit and do a burp. [COUGHS] 1127 01:18:30,954 --> 01:18:32,323 Hold on. Retake it. 1128 01:18:33,958 --> 01:18:35,193 [BURPS] 1129 01:18:36,092 --> 01:18:37,158 You're welcome. 1130 01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:38,359 He's really good. 1131 01:18:38,361 --> 01:18:40,531 Can't do that one, guys, sorry. 1132 01:18:50,274 --> 01:18:51,476 DIRECTOR: Action. 1133 01:18:52,409 --> 01:18:55,446 [EXCLAIMING] 1134 01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:07,389 Oh, my God! That's so cute. 1135 01:19:07,391 --> 01:19:09,325 Oh, that's so cute. I love your cat though. 1136 01:19:09,327 --> 01:19:11,626 Let me give it a little kissie. Kissie. Mwah! 1137 01:19:11,628 --> 01:19:14,399 [IN MALE VOICE] Shit! I just broke a nail. Sorry. Hold on. 1138 01:19:26,610 --> 01:19:28,445 [ALL LAUGHING] 1139 01:19:33,351 --> 01:19:36,117 I need her in another outfit, this is what she's... 1140 01:19:36,119 --> 01:19:37,354 [ALL LAUGHING] 1141 01:19:45,997 --> 01:19:49,130 PRODUCER: Do you have some big driving, acting moves planned for us today? 1142 01:19:49,132 --> 01:19:51,332 Yeah, I've been working on my donut holes 1143 01:19:51,334 --> 01:19:53,669 and I'm a professional drifter. 1144 01:19:53,671 --> 01:19:55,004 PRODUCER: Awesome. 1145 01:19:55,006 --> 01:19:56,906 I just drift through life. 1146 01:19:56,908 --> 01:19:57,909 [LAUGHTER] 1147 01:20:07,051 --> 01:20:09,287 MAN: You're like a couple of gag surgeons. 1148 01:20:10,654 --> 01:20:12,487 ...two, one. 1149 01:20:12,489 --> 01:20:14,358 - Oh! We missed... - [SCREAMS] 1150 01:20:23,967 --> 01:20:26,234 You know nothing about me is real. 1151 01:20:26,236 --> 01:20:29,908 RYAN: Uh, there's other lines that I don't pay attention to. 1152 01:20:41,284 --> 01:20:43,652 MAN: Can you put this back together for us really quick? 1153 01:20:43,654 --> 01:20:45,586 We've already glued this one and it's broken again. 1154 01:20:45,588 --> 01:20:47,589 And then this part right here needs something. 1155 01:20:47,591 --> 01:20:49,660 And I'm going to try and return it for $10.99. 1156 01:20:59,669 --> 01:21:01,306 Why are you being so mean? 1157 01:21:05,575 --> 01:21:08,445 What's my fucking line? Shit! 1158 01:21:32,403 --> 01:21:34,769 MAN 1: Look at that. That way your writs aren't as loose. 1159 01:21:34,771 --> 01:21:36,270 MAN 2: Let's see if you can get out of those. 1160 01:21:36,272 --> 01:21:37,706 See how hard it is to get out of them. 1161 01:21:37,708 --> 01:21:39,207 Okay. [LAUGHING] 1162 01:21:39,209 --> 01:21:40,376 Houdini, they call me. 1163 01:21:40,378 --> 01:21:41,777 MAN 2: Wow. That's pretty amazing. 1164 01:21:41,779 --> 01:21:43,248 Hey, she knows who Houdini is. 1165 01:21:48,452 --> 01:21:50,387 [MOANING] 1166 01:21:53,591 --> 01:21:55,390 - You lost the bar. - Oh, my God! 1167 01:21:55,392 --> 01:21:57,162 [ALL LAUGHING] 1168 01:22:02,565 --> 01:22:03,799 Captain Morgan. 1169 01:22:03,801 --> 01:22:05,533 - DIRECTOR: Captain of the ship. - Dale Morgan. 1170 01:22:05,535 --> 01:22:07,268 What is my last name? 1171 01:22:07,270 --> 01:22:09,304 DIRECTOR: It's not a well-thought-out script. 1172 01:22:09,306 --> 01:22:10,642 [LAUGHING] 1173 01:22:19,115 --> 01:22:20,616 Pussy! 1174 01:22:20,618 --> 01:22:22,687 [PANTING] 1175 01:22:25,189 --> 01:22:28,290 It's okay, it's all right. 1176 01:22:28,292 --> 01:22:30,626 - [CRYING] I don't like her. - Cut. It's all right. 1177 01:22:30,628 --> 01:22:31,794 [LAUGHING] 1178 01:22:31,796 --> 01:22:33,365 She reminds me of mom. 1179 01:22:45,443 --> 01:22:46,841 DIRECTOR: Move right, squirt left. 1180 01:22:46,843 --> 01:22:48,743 - There you go. - Now turn as little... 1181 01:22:48,745 --> 01:22:50,214 Now pee towards us. There you go. 1182 01:22:56,087 --> 01:22:58,286 I love my penis. I love it. 1183 01:22:58,288 --> 01:23:01,792 [IN MALE VOICE] Rumors are you'd love it too. [LAUGHING] 1184 01:23:08,766 --> 01:23:12,401 Sex with a ghost. I wish. 1185 01:23:12,403 --> 01:23:14,539 That is the most ridiculous... Ooh! 1186 01:23:15,372 --> 01:23:16,374 [MOANS] 1187 01:23:17,373 --> 01:23:18,575 That was weird. 1188 01:23:20,177 --> 01:23:21,346 Oh! 1189 01:23:22,212 --> 01:23:23,347 [MOANS] 1190 01:23:25,382 --> 01:23:27,519 Oh, I feel a sequel coming on. [GASPS] 1191 01:23:28,651 --> 01:23:31,319 [MOANING] I can't wait. 1192 01:23:31,321 --> 01:23:32,489 I want it now! 1193 01:23:36,984 --> 01:23:41,984 81841

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