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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,206 --> 00:00:09,310 [ music ] 2 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:13,241 - Okay... time to practice your lying. 3 00:00:13,241 --> 00:00:15,448 [ Miles and Chapa groan ] 4 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:21,758 - My friend is on fire, I must run to pour water on his face. 5 00:00:21,758 --> 00:00:24,448 - My friend is on fire and-- 6 00:00:24,448 --> 00:00:28,655 --iiiiI'm really the only one doing this? 7 00:00:28,655 --> 00:00:30,689 - As fun as it is to practice lying all day, 8 00:00:30,689 --> 00:00:34,172 it's not fun at all and I hate it. 9 00:00:34,172 --> 00:00:36,344 - Hate is a very strong word. 10 00:00:36,344 --> 00:00:38,275 And in this case, it's accurate. 11 00:00:38,275 --> 00:00:40,586 - What they're trying to say is that Captain Man 12 00:00:40,586 --> 00:00:42,620 bought this school to teach us how to be superheroes. 13 00:00:42,620 --> 00:00:44,103 But if all we do is-- 14 00:00:44,103 --> 00:00:46,000 - Lying is a very important part of being a superhero! 15 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,931 You have learn to protect your secret identity. 16 00:00:49,931 --> 00:00:52,241 - You know what -- we didn't ask for these powers. 17 00:00:52,241 --> 00:00:54,517 - Oh here we go... 18 00:00:54,517 --> 00:00:57,379 - Yeah, you built the weapon that blew up and gave 'em to us 19 00:00:57,379 --> 00:00:59,862 when Captain Man and Kid Danger fought Drex. 20 00:00:59,862 --> 00:01:01,551 BOSE: You were all... 21 00:01:01,551 --> 00:01:03,172 [ imitates Schwoz ] Aiiiiiiieeee there's a caveman 22 00:01:03,172 --> 00:01:04,310 on top of meeeee! 23 00:01:04,310 --> 00:01:05,965 [ the kids all laugh ] 24 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:09,241 - Why is that funny? A caveman really was on top of me! 25 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:11,310 - And Mika was all... 26 00:01:11,310 --> 00:01:13,000 - Kid Danger needs help! 27 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,206 - And Captain Man was like... 28 00:01:14,206 --> 00:01:16,379 - Just shoot us! - But Kid Danger said... 29 00:01:16,379 --> 00:01:19,379 - If I blast you, you won't be indestructible anymore! 30 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:22,137 - Neither will Drex, now shoot us you quitter! 31 00:01:22,137 --> 00:01:23,655 - I hit a caveman on the head. 32 00:01:23,655 --> 00:01:24,793 I was helping. 33 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:26,275 - And then Kid Danger was like... 34 00:01:26,275 --> 00:01:28,103 - Hold onto your hoses... 35 00:01:28,103 --> 00:01:31,000 [ imitates Omega Weapon firing ] 36 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,586 - Explosion! 37 00:01:35,724 --> 00:01:37,655 And now I can... 38 00:01:37,655 --> 00:01:40,379 Wait, what's my superpower again? 39 00:01:40,379 --> 00:01:42,448 - You can move things with your mind. 40 00:01:42,448 --> 00:01:43,827 - I thought that was Chapa. 41 00:01:43,827 --> 00:01:46,172 - No, I can shoot lighting bolts from my hands. 42 00:01:46,172 --> 00:01:48,689 - Sick. Then what's Miles' power? 43 00:01:48,689 --> 00:01:50,655 - He can teleport anywhere in the world. 44 00:01:50,655 --> 00:01:53,758 - Filthy. Then what's your superpower? 45 00:01:53,758 --> 00:01:55,862 [ Miles and Chapa in unison ] - She doesn't have one. 46 00:01:55,862 --> 00:01:58,620 - For some reason, my power hasn't shown up. Yet. 47 00:01:58,620 --> 00:01:59,931 [ Bose gasps ] 48 00:01:59,931 --> 00:02:01,827 - If I could just focus your attention on what-- 49 00:02:01,827 --> 00:02:03,068 - Are you scared you'll never get one? 50 00:02:03,068 --> 00:02:04,827 - Pffft. Absolutely not. 51 00:02:04,827 --> 00:02:07,758 - See guys, that's bad lying. 52 00:02:07,758 --> 00:02:10,689 - Actually, dear brother, I'm not scared. 53 00:02:10,689 --> 00:02:12,275 - Whoa, you guys are related? 54 00:02:12,275 --> 00:02:14,931 - You didn't know that? - Come on, Bose. 55 00:02:14,931 --> 00:02:16,206 - I know I have a superpower, 56 00:02:16,206 --> 00:02:17,413 I'm sure it will show up eventually-- 57 00:02:17,413 --> 00:02:18,413 [ Schwoz hits the button on an air horn ] 58 00:02:18,413 --> 00:02:19,413 SCHWOZ: HEYYYYYY! 59 00:02:19,413 --> 00:02:21,655 - Never "Hey" Horn a woman! 60 00:02:21,655 --> 00:02:26,206 - Chapa, relax. - Never tell me to relax! 61 00:02:26,206 --> 00:02:28,000 We've been here three weeks! 62 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,827 We should be learning how to be superheroes but instead 63 00:02:30,827 --> 00:02:34,310 we're practicing lies and getting the "Hey" Horn! 64 00:02:34,310 --> 00:02:35,896 - Hey, I'm already great at lying. 65 00:02:35,896 --> 00:02:39,000 Watch -- I am so wearing pants right now. 66 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,586 - Bose, are you not wearing pants right now? 67 00:02:41,586 --> 00:02:43,620 - Not important. But what is important 68 00:02:43,620 --> 00:02:46,586 is that I'm takin' Schwoz's "Hey" Horn! 69 00:02:51,068 --> 00:02:52,344 - I'm not going to jump for it. 70 00:02:52,344 --> 00:02:53,793 I know you want me to jump for it, 71 00:02:53,793 --> 00:02:56,931 but I am a man of science and I am not going to-- 72 00:02:56,931 --> 00:02:58,344 hey. 73 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:01,413 [ Miles and Chapa laugh ] 74 00:03:01,413 --> 00:03:03,000 - Ya' hate to see it... 75 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,413 - Give me back my "Hey" Horn! 76 00:03:05,413 --> 00:03:08,448 - Sure -- soon as you let us fight crime. 77 00:03:08,448 --> 00:03:10,586 - It's not up to me! It's up to Captain Man! 78 00:03:10,586 --> 00:03:11,862 - Well where is he? 79 00:03:11,862 --> 00:03:16,068 - Yeah, the only time Captain Man-- 80 00:03:16,068 --> 00:03:18,103 - EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! 81 00:03:18,103 --> 00:03:19,689 - Yes! Let's goooo! 82 00:03:19,689 --> 00:03:21,310 - THIS IS NOT A DRILL! GET UP TO THE MAN'S NEST 83 00:03:21,310 --> 00:03:22,965 AND GET YOUR UNIFORMS ON RIGHT NOW 84 00:03:22,965 --> 00:03:26,620 GO GO GO IT'S CRIME FIGHTIN' TIME FOR REEAAAALLL!!! 85 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:29,793 - I finally get to hurt someone! 86 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:33,448 - Ahhhh! Ahhh! 87 00:03:33,448 --> 00:03:35,724 - Are you wearing a shirt for pants?! 88 00:03:35,724 --> 00:03:36,896 - YES! 89 00:03:36,896 --> 00:03:39,344 - Give it to me! 90 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:41,379 - I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO! 91 00:03:41,379 --> 00:03:43,896 I HAVE LITERALLY FORGOTTEN ALL MY TRAINING! 92 00:03:43,896 --> 00:03:46,965 - Get off me! 93 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:51,103 GET UP TO THE MAN'S NEST THIS IS NOT A DRILL! 94 00:03:51,103 --> 00:03:53,241 MIKA: Hurry up, you guys! 95 00:03:54,551 --> 00:03:56,586 - Don't tell me what to do-- 96 00:03:56,586 --> 00:03:58,931 - Anyone wanna see a hot dog? - I wanna see a hot dog! 97 00:03:58,931 --> 00:04:01,862 [ Miles and Bose groan ] 98 00:04:01,862 --> 00:04:05,034 - Oh you hate to see it. 99 00:04:05,034 --> 00:04:06,310 - Get to the Man's Nest! 100 00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:08,379 Hit the chairs, let's go upstairs! 101 00:04:08,379 --> 00:04:10,137 Up to the nest, then make the arrest! 102 00:04:10,137 --> 00:04:13,206 Everyone get seated, so bad guys can get yeeted! 103 00:04:13,206 --> 00:04:14,586 - I'll teleport there. 104 00:04:14,586 --> 00:04:16,448 - No! You can't control where you-- 105 00:04:22,206 --> 00:04:23,379 - THIS IS NOT A DRILLLLLLLLL! 106 00:04:23,379 --> 00:04:25,586 - I was ready first! 107 00:04:30,206 --> 00:04:31,379 - It's just a drill, right? 108 00:04:31,379 --> 00:04:34,275 - [ laughs ] Yeah. 109 00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:37,000 [ music ] 110 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:42,275 - I AM A LOST LITTLE BOY IN A SUPERMARKET 111 00:04:42,275 --> 00:04:44,310 AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM! 112 00:04:44,310 --> 00:04:45,931 - You're in the Man's Nest! 113 00:04:45,931 --> 00:04:47,586 - ARE YOU MY MOMMY?! - What? No! 114 00:04:47,586 --> 00:04:49,896 I am not your mommy, Bose. Let go! 115 00:04:49,896 --> 00:04:52,482 - I AM TOO SCARED TO LISTEN TO REASON! 116 00:04:52,482 --> 00:04:53,517 CHAPA: Calm down! 117 00:04:53,517 --> 00:04:55,620 - You guys! Your gum! 118 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:57,862 Catch! 119 00:05:00,482 --> 00:05:01,551 CHAPA: Oh, COME ON! 120 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:05,103 BOSE: WHICH ONES ARE MINE?! 121 00:05:05,103 --> 00:05:07,896 - I ended up in a bird's nest instead of the Man's Nest. 122 00:05:07,896 --> 00:05:10,517 Buncha' dang eagles made me eat a worm! 123 00:05:17,758 --> 00:05:19,068 - MILES FOUND MORE GUM!!! 124 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:20,758 - What, no! That's my gum... 125 00:05:20,758 --> 00:05:23,000 Give it to me! Give it to me! 126 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,724 - Aw! - Oh man! 127 00:05:25,724 --> 00:05:28,586 - When'd you build this place? - Last year. 128 00:05:32,172 --> 00:05:34,344 I was going to give it to you for your birthday. 129 00:05:34,344 --> 00:05:37,000 - Oh. That's so sweet... 130 00:05:39,413 --> 00:05:42,517 - How did my gum get mixed in with yours?! 131 00:05:42,517 --> 00:05:45,172 - No idea, but it's my costume now! 132 00:05:45,172 --> 00:05:47,379 I have the power to do nothing! 133 00:05:50,724 --> 00:05:52,241 CAPTAIN MAN: Can everybody see this place? 134 00:05:52,241 --> 00:05:53,551 - Yes. 135 00:05:53,551 --> 00:05:55,068 - Well, what happens if bad guys come? 136 00:05:55,068 --> 00:05:58,310 - You'll defeat them. You're Captain Man! 137 00:05:58,310 --> 00:06:00,758 - Oh. That's so sweet. 138 00:06:03,103 --> 00:06:06,379 [ music ] 139 00:06:11,379 --> 00:06:13,275 - It's our time. - That's right. 140 00:06:13,275 --> 00:06:15,448 - This is my cool face. 141 00:06:15,448 --> 00:06:18,551 - This was just a drill. - Not cool! 142 00:06:18,551 --> 00:06:19,827 - How dare you! 143 00:06:19,827 --> 00:06:22,448 - You are a jerk, sir! A jerk! 144 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:23,620 CAPTAIN MAN: And it took you... 145 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:26,206 an hour and a half. 146 00:06:26,206 --> 00:06:28,862 - Hokay, who burned the couch? 147 00:06:31,137 --> 00:06:32,655 - Bose did it. 148 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:37,517 - It all just kinda happened. 149 00:06:37,517 --> 00:06:40,206 [ kids all taking at once ] 150 00:06:40,206 --> 00:06:41,482 - Stop talking! 151 00:06:41,482 --> 00:06:44,517 ♪ Danger 152 00:06:44,517 --> 00:06:45,931 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 153 00:06:45,931 --> 00:06:48,000 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 154 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,517 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 155 00:06:50,517 --> 00:06:51,551 ♪ Danger! 156 00:06:51,551 --> 00:06:53,241 ♪ One two three Force! 157 00:06:53,241 --> 00:06:54,793 [ kids in unison ] - Emergency! 158 00:06:54,793 --> 00:06:57,862 - That's just the doorbell. - I know. 159 00:07:00,965 --> 00:07:03,586 [ music ] 160 00:07:03,586 --> 00:07:06,517 - annnnnnnnd bam! 161 00:07:06,517 --> 00:07:07,724 [ Captain Man laughs ] 162 00:07:07,724 --> 00:07:11,482 Again 'cuz it's funny -- bam! 163 00:07:13,379 --> 00:07:15,965 Alright last time, I swear -- bam! 164 00:07:15,965 --> 00:07:18,689 CAPTAIN MAN: Just kidding I lied -- bam! 165 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:20,206 - I'm sick of watching film! 166 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:22,379 - Captain, can we please go out and fight real crime? 167 00:07:22,379 --> 00:07:24,827 I know we look bad in here, but out in the real world 168 00:07:24,827 --> 00:07:26,896 we'd be great. I just know it. 169 00:07:26,896 --> 00:07:29,000 - Well look, I'd love to let you guys come along on a crime run. 170 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:33,482 But the truth is... there's a crime drought. 171 00:07:33,482 --> 00:07:35,620 - There is no such thing as a crime drought. 172 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:39,965 - Is too. - He's got ya' there. 173 00:07:39,965 --> 00:07:43,724 - Look -- this town's had some tasty crime waves in the past, 174 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:46,344 but Kid Danger and I shredded the gnar 175 00:07:46,344 --> 00:07:49,448 and put all the criminals back in prison. 176 00:07:49,448 --> 00:07:51,551 Miss ya, Kid... 177 00:07:51,551 --> 00:07:55,586 Annnnny-Ray, we're in a crime drought so... 178 00:07:55,586 --> 00:07:57,034 Nobody's doin' nothin'. 179 00:07:57,034 --> 00:08:00,344 - Ray! I've been texting you for ten minutes! 180 00:08:00,344 --> 00:08:03,103 Face your phone! 181 00:08:03,103 --> 00:08:04,620 - Ooopsie-Raysie. 182 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:07,000 - I miss one text on a weekend, you threaten to fire me, 183 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,689 but I guess it's okay for you to-- 184 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,827 - I gotta go! - Where are you going? 185 00:08:10,827 --> 00:08:13,103 - Is it an emergency?! Can we come? 186 00:08:13,103 --> 00:08:14,379 [ Schwoz sighs ] 187 00:08:14,379 --> 00:08:16,206 - Nah. It's not an emergency at all. 188 00:08:16,206 --> 00:08:18,896 - Then where are you going? 189 00:08:18,896 --> 00:08:20,413 - My friend is on fire. And I... 190 00:08:20,413 --> 00:08:22,310 [ Schwoz clears his throat ] 191 00:08:22,310 --> 00:08:24,551 - No? Okay. 192 00:08:24,551 --> 00:08:28,206 Oh...I gotta take my aunt... to the cleaners. 193 00:08:28,206 --> 00:08:30,206 - Why? - Because... 194 00:08:30,206 --> 00:08:32,620 she's is very large. 195 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:34,965 - Huge. Big lady. Loves cheese. 196 00:08:34,965 --> 00:08:37,517 - She's so huge she needs to be cleaned... 197 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,241 in a car wash. 198 00:08:40,241 --> 00:08:41,896 - What? - Yep! Car wash. 199 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:45,172 Only way my aunt can get a real deep cleaning and she is due. 200 00:08:45,172 --> 00:08:47,068 - Can we come?! We'll call it a practice mission! 201 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,068 - Ooooh, you know I'd love to let you come with 202 00:08:49,068 --> 00:08:51,379 but she's really shy and the whole process 203 00:08:51,379 --> 00:08:53,586 is honestly disgusting so... bye! 204 00:08:53,586 --> 00:08:55,000 - Byyeee! 205 00:08:58,482 --> 00:09:00,896 - Ohhh! Ahhh! - Ehhhh! 206 00:09:00,896 --> 00:09:02,655 - Why'd you guys steal a goat, anyway? 207 00:09:02,655 --> 00:09:04,620 - This isn't just any old goat. 208 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:06,034 This goat can say "but." 209 00:09:06,034 --> 00:09:07,620 - It's worth millions. - Yeah. 210 00:09:07,620 --> 00:09:10,137 - [ scoffs ] Goats can't say "but." 211 00:09:10,137 --> 00:09:11,379 - Buuuuuut! 212 00:09:11,379 --> 00:09:12,931 - Okay that thing should be president. 213 00:09:12,931 --> 00:09:15,413 - Just take us to jail, okay?! 214 00:09:15,413 --> 00:09:18,137 - No can do. Gonna have to zap you unconscious 215 00:09:18,137 --> 00:09:21,586 and drag your sad limp bodies into the woods. 216 00:09:21,586 --> 00:09:24,724 - Why? We're not putting up a fight! 217 00:09:24,724 --> 00:09:26,758 - Been lying to some kids. 218 00:09:26,758 --> 00:09:28,275 Told 'em there's a crime drought. 219 00:09:28,275 --> 00:09:29,793 If they find out the truth they're gonna want 220 00:09:29,793 --> 00:09:31,103 to come with me to fight crime 221 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:32,620 and it's gonna be a whole thing-- 222 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:34,827 TRENT: Captain Man? 223 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:39,586 What are you doing? 224 00:09:39,586 --> 00:09:42,379 - What... what are you doing? 225 00:09:42,379 --> 00:09:44,172 - It's news team trivia night! 226 00:09:44,172 --> 00:09:45,827 - We meet other news teams at a pub 227 00:09:45,827 --> 00:09:48,068 and play trivia games against each other. 228 00:09:48,068 --> 00:09:50,965 - I get to color on the back of my menu! 229 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,793 - Hey is that the goat that says "but?" 230 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,793 - Ah no, no, no... - Buuuuuut! 231 00:09:54,793 --> 00:09:57,241 - Holy goats, it is. Daner, give me a two-shot. 232 00:09:57,241 --> 00:09:59,620 Keep it loose, Hirsch can always blow it up in post. 233 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:01,793 We're going live, people! 234 00:10:07,068 --> 00:10:09,068 - My turn! 235 00:10:09,068 --> 00:10:11,344 - Ohhhhh! 236 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:16,241 [ speaking Spanish ] 237 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:19,689 Captain Man? 238 00:10:19,689 --> 00:10:22,068 [ speaking Spanish ] 239 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:33,586 - Not one word about any of this. 240 00:10:33,586 --> 00:10:35,000 GOAT: Buuuuuut! 241 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,172 - No "buts!" 242 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:45,586 [ music ] 243 00:10:48,655 --> 00:10:49,724 - Something's not right. 244 00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:52,724 MILES: I agree. - Aaaahh! 245 00:10:55,310 --> 00:10:57,241 You really freaked me out... 246 00:10:57,241 --> 00:11:01,551 - I'm supposed to be fighting crime. That's my path. 247 00:11:01,551 --> 00:11:03,931 But something is blocking my path. 248 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,448 - Why are you even here? 249 00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:08,000 - Because something's not right. 250 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,137 - Ahh! 251 00:11:09,137 --> 00:11:11,758 - Something's not right. - Told ya'. 252 00:11:16,103 --> 00:11:18,034 - What the heck is going on?! 253 00:11:18,034 --> 00:11:19,965 - He's been banging on the front door yelling, 254 00:11:19,965 --> 00:11:22,655 "Mommy, Mommy I'm a lost little boy in a supermarket 255 00:11:22,655 --> 00:11:25,310 and I don't know where I am." 256 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,275 - What the heck is-- 257 00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:30,344 ...going on? 258 00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:32,275 - Miles? Mika? 259 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:35,724 What are these children doing here this late? 260 00:11:35,724 --> 00:11:40,482 - We... just found out that we have a surprise test tomorrow. 261 00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:42,137 At our school for the gifted! 262 00:11:42,137 --> 00:11:46,206 And we need to study. Together. 263 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,344 - Great lie! 264 00:11:48,344 --> 00:11:50,862 We've been practicing lies in school lately. 265 00:11:50,862 --> 00:11:53,413 - Lies! [ gasps ] That's it! 266 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,103 - Why have you been practicing-- 267 00:11:55,103 --> 00:11:58,896 - Dad! Our school is private and free stop asking questions! 268 00:11:58,896 --> 00:12:00,103 - Good point. - 'Night, kids. 269 00:12:00,103 --> 00:12:02,172 MILES: Love you, Mommy. Bye, Dad. 270 00:12:05,413 --> 00:12:06,620 What did you mean when you said, 271 00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:09,241 "Lies! [ gasp ] That's it?" 272 00:12:09,241 --> 00:12:12,034 - Schwoz said that "lying is a big part of being a superhero." 273 00:12:12,034 --> 00:12:15,241 - So? - So Ray's been lying to us! 274 00:12:15,241 --> 00:12:18,310 He didn't have to hose down his massive aunt in a car wash. 275 00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:21,206 He went off to fight crime! By himself! 276 00:12:21,206 --> 00:12:23,689 - But how can Ray fight crime when there's a crime drought? 277 00:12:23,689 --> 00:12:26,241 [ Mika, Miles and Chapa in unison ] - There is no crime drought! 278 00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:27,931 - You mean Ray's been lying to us?! 279 00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:28,896 Mika, Miles and Chapa in unison ] - Yes! 280 00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:30,620 [ Bose gasps ] 281 00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:34,758 - and even though we were on top of a moving train... 282 00:12:34,758 --> 00:12:37,241 I still saved the day. 283 00:12:37,241 --> 00:12:39,172 Because I'm Captain Man. 284 00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:40,586 The End. 285 00:12:40,586 --> 00:12:43,000 - You were encased in concrete most of the time. 286 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,758 - Mmmm...still saved the day. The End. 287 00:12:46,758 --> 00:12:48,103 - It sounds like Henry, Charlotte, 288 00:12:48,103 --> 00:12:50,275 and the Thunderman kids did most of the saving. 289 00:12:50,275 --> 00:12:54,413 - It sounds like you don't know what "The End" means. 290 00:12:54,413 --> 00:12:57,103 [ Ray's phone rings ] 291 00:12:57,103 --> 00:13:00,344 - Whaaassuuuuup?! - Whaaaaasuuuuup?! 292 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,965 Someone's trying to drill a hole into Swellview Prison 293 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:05,482 so their grandpa can escape! 294 00:13:05,482 --> 00:13:07,172 - On it! 295 00:13:07,172 --> 00:13:10,103 - Who was that? 296 00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:11,689 - My... hairdresser. 297 00:13:11,689 --> 00:13:16,379 I'm late for my appointment. At the haircut store. 298 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,931 - You gettin' some frosted tips? 299 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,310 Blonde highlights are very in right now. 300 00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:23,862 - Yeah sure I'm getting frosted tips. Now move. 301 00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:25,965 - I think you're lying. 302 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:29,896 - What did you say? 303 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:34,275 - I said I think you're lying. 304 00:13:34,275 --> 00:13:37,310 I don't think you're going to the haircut store at all. 305 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:41,000 I think you're going to fight crime without us. 306 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,137 - Why would I go and fight crime without you guys? 307 00:13:44,137 --> 00:13:48,034 I respect all of your "abilities." Equally. 308 00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:50,068 - Aww. Then I look forward to seeing 309 00:13:50,068 --> 00:13:52,000 your blonde highlights when you get back. 310 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,172 From the haircut store. 311 00:13:58,068 --> 00:14:01,448 - They'll probably be more subtle... like a strawberry blonde... 312 00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:03,103 - Yeah. Can't wait. 313 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,586 - or a burnt caramel, kind of tawny color... 314 00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:06,862 something tasteful. 315 00:14:06,862 --> 00:14:09,310 You guys probably won't even notice. 316 00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:11,137 - You guys, he's going to fight crime! 317 00:14:11,137 --> 00:14:12,482 At Swellview Prison. 318 00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:14,586 I heard Schwoz tell him that on the call. 319 00:14:14,586 --> 00:14:16,758 - Can you teleport us to Swellview Prison? 320 00:14:16,758 --> 00:14:18,482 - I can try. 321 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:23,517 - Bose, you can't teleport. That's Miles's power. 322 00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:25,655 - I can still try. 323 00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:27,413 - I'll get us there. 324 00:14:27,413 --> 00:14:29,896 - Will you?! You can't always control where you teleport yet. 325 00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:32,034 - So? - So what if you accidentally 326 00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:34,103 teleport us to Paris? Or inside a volcano? 327 00:14:34,103 --> 00:14:36,758 Or to the surface of the moon? - I dunno. 328 00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:40,482 I do know that I'm not staying in this classroom anymore. 329 00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:41,931 - Me neither. 330 00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:44,758 - Bose! Chew and blow -- it's time to go. 331 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,793 - Sweeeeeeet rhyyyyyyyyme... 332 00:14:46,793 --> 00:14:50,655 - You in, Sis? 333 00:14:50,655 --> 00:14:52,793 - Yesssssssss! 334 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:59,310 [ music ] 335 00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:10,275 - Okay, Ray had to leave, so... 336 00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:11,551 Hey, where are you going? 337 00:15:11,551 --> 00:15:12,862 - To the haircut store. 338 00:15:12,862 --> 00:15:17,551 - We're gonna get frosted tips. 339 00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:20,379 - Frosted tips are very in right now... 340 00:15:32,896 --> 00:15:36,689 - All right, ya jerks -- time to kill that drill! 341 00:15:41,103 --> 00:15:44,482 Put your hands in the air like you just do care. 342 00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:47,586 About the law. 343 00:15:47,586 --> 00:15:49,448 Brah. Alright, that's it-- 344 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,517 Heyyyyyy! 345 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:52,965 - Captain Man! 346 00:15:52,965 --> 00:15:54,965 - Yeah! I'm over here dropping dope rhymes 347 00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:57,379 but none of you poops are even paying attention. 348 00:15:57,379 --> 00:16:00,344 - Well sorry, but we were tryin' to break my grandpa out of jail. 349 00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:03,482 - Aw, I bet you love him. 350 00:16:03,482 --> 00:16:05,206 - He owes me money. 351 00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:08,655 Gonna break his legs. 352 00:16:08,655 --> 00:16:09,758 - Well I'm afraid I can't let you 353 00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:12,000 do either of those things, son. 354 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,137 But...just out of curiosity, how much does he owe you? 355 00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:17,758 Because, you know, for a reasonable "collection fee" 356 00:16:17,758 --> 00:16:22,068 I could just go in there and-- 357 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:25,206 - Where are we?! - I wanna go home! 358 00:16:25,206 --> 00:16:26,793 - We did it! 359 00:16:26,793 --> 00:16:30,068 [ kids all talking at once ] 360 00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:34,793 - Hey! What are you doing here?! 361 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:38,000 - What are you doing here?! - Fighting crime! 362 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,758 - That's funny, I thought you were at the haircut store 363 00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:43,827 getting frosted tips! - Yeah well, I went and decided 364 00:16:43,827 --> 00:16:46,689 I looked fine the way it was. Get out of there. 365 00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:48,931 - If it's okay with you, I'm gonna go back to 366 00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:50,689 breaking my grandpa out of prison now. 367 00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:52,241 - No! - Yeah, no! 368 00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:53,482 'Cuz we're going to stop you! 369 00:16:53,482 --> 00:16:54,724 - Uh, I'm gonna stop them actually 370 00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:56,275 because I'm the superhero. 371 00:16:56,275 --> 00:16:58,275 Yeah, a superhero who's been lying to us for a week! 372 00:16:58,275 --> 00:17:00,137 - There hasn't been a "crime drought!" 373 00:17:00,137 --> 00:17:01,620 - You've just been telling us that 374 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,620 so you fight crime by yourself! 375 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:05,344 - Yeah you bet I've been lying to you 376 00:17:05,344 --> 00:17:07,689 'cuz you two can't control your powers, 377 00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:09,241 you don't even have one yet, 378 00:17:09,241 --> 00:17:12,827 and you, you wear shirts for pants! 379 00:17:12,827 --> 00:17:15,931 - They're called "shants." 380 00:17:15,931 --> 00:17:19,137 - Face it -- none of you are ready to be superheroes. 381 00:17:25,103 --> 00:17:28,206 - You're right. I don't have a superpower. 382 00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:31,137 I might not ever get one. But you know what? 383 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:35,206 Being a superhero isn't about having a superpower. 384 00:17:35,206 --> 00:17:37,724 It's about what's inside of you. 385 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,862 It's about what's in here. - Our skeletons. 386 00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:42,482 - Please don't help. 387 00:17:42,482 --> 00:17:46,827 I know I've got what it takes to be a superhero. 388 00:17:46,827 --> 00:17:49,827 And I know they do, too. 389 00:17:57,206 --> 00:18:02,000 - [ sighs ] Okay. Show me how ready you are. 390 00:18:05,379 --> 00:18:06,551 - Let's do this. 391 00:18:06,551 --> 00:18:10,275 ♪ Danger 392 00:18:10,275 --> 00:18:11,586 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 393 00:18:11,586 --> 00:18:13,482 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 394 00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:16,862 ♪ Danger 395 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,620 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 396 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:20,827 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 397 00:18:22,896 --> 00:18:24,551 - I haven't learned to aim yet. 398 00:18:24,551 --> 00:18:25,551 - Just believe. - So? 399 00:18:25,551 --> 00:18:27,862 - Can you learn now? 400 00:18:27,862 --> 00:18:29,344 [ Chapa screams ] 401 00:18:29,344 --> 00:18:31,724 - AHHHHHH! 402 00:18:34,724 --> 00:18:38,896 - Bose. How could you? 403 00:18:38,896 --> 00:18:41,103 - Get in there and bring back Captain Man. 404 00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:43,724 - Copy that. 405 00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:45,620 - Get 'em. 406 00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,241 [ in unison ] - AHHHHHHHH! 407 00:18:47,241 --> 00:18:50,379 [ Mika, Bose and Chapa in unison ] - AHHHHHHHHH! 408 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,137 - Ahhhh! 409 00:18:56,448 --> 00:19:02,379 Dangit! 410 00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:04,517 - Hey! Heyyyy! 411 00:19:04,517 --> 00:19:05,586 - Captain Man? 412 00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:07,655 - We're up here! 413 00:19:07,655 --> 00:19:09,206 - Bose, what are you doing? 414 00:19:09,206 --> 00:19:11,172 - Will you guys get down here? 415 00:19:11,172 --> 00:19:13,172 CAPTAIN MAN: We can't! - What happened? 416 00:19:13,172 --> 00:19:15,413 - We got stuck in the wall on the way back. 417 00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:16,655 - That can happen? 418 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,241 - I have just learned that it can. 419 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:23,724 [ Bose grunting ] 420 00:19:23,724 --> 00:19:25,517 - I thought that would work. 421 00:19:25,517 --> 00:19:27,413 - You see? 422 00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:28,931 Not. Ready. 423 00:19:28,931 --> 00:19:32,379 - Yes. We. ARE! 424 00:19:38,551 --> 00:19:41,862 You guys, I have a super power! 425 00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:43,896 - It's about time. - Time reveals all things. 426 00:19:43,896 --> 00:19:46,206 - You can fly?! 427 00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,379 - Pop-pop? 428 00:19:54,379 --> 00:19:56,620 - Crank, my boy! 429 00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:58,482 - You owe me money! 430 00:19:58,482 --> 00:20:00,724 - AHHHHH!!! 431 00:20:05,517 --> 00:20:09,000 TODDLER: Well, well, well. 432 00:20:12,448 --> 00:20:14,620 What's going on out here? 433 00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:17,517 - Toddler! Get back in your crib! 434 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:20,310 - No! Come on, everybody! 435 00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:22,517 We're free again! 436 00:20:22,517 --> 00:20:26,655 - No no no no no no no no...! 437 00:20:26,655 --> 00:20:30,482 [ laughs ] 438 00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:32,000 - Yay! 439 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,000 - Frankini! Wait for me! 440 00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:41,586 - I can't bee-lieve my luck! 441 00:20:41,586 --> 00:20:45,310 - I still have hope for a win! 442 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:49,413 - My life has purpose again! Yeah! 443 00:20:49,413 --> 00:20:51,241 - Time to go! 444 00:20:53,724 --> 00:20:54,931 - You happy? 445 00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:57,413 - Yeah! I got a superpower! 446 00:20:57,413 --> 00:21:00,551 - You just let every criminal out of Swellview Prison! 447 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:04,413 - With my superpower! 448 00:21:04,413 --> 00:21:09,448 [ music ] 449 00:21:09,448 --> 00:21:11,379 - Weeeee! 450 00:21:11,379 --> 00:21:17,241 [ evil laugh ] - I started out as a good guy! 451 00:21:17,241 --> 00:21:21,000 [ Joey and Mark in unison ] - So did we! Heyyyy! 452 00:21:22,758 --> 00:21:26,551 - Hey! I just realized -- we ended the crime drought! 453 00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:29,413 - Now you have to let us fight crime. 454 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,275 - Yeah, you're gonna need our help 455 00:21:31,275 --> 00:21:33,758 to capture all these bad guys. 456 00:21:33,758 --> 00:21:37,655 We'll probably need, like, a hundred hilarious missions to do it. 457 00:21:37,655 --> 00:21:39,965 Maybe more! 458 00:21:44,931 --> 00:21:46,103 - Are you just going back around 459 00:21:46,103 --> 00:21:49,517 and running out over and over again? 460 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:50,862 - Check check. 461 00:21:50,862 --> 00:21:53,689 Sweetie, I smuggled seventy-five outfits 462 00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:55,827 into this prison and you're going to see 463 00:21:55,827 --> 00:21:59,551 every last one of 'em! 464 00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:04,068 [ upbeat music ] 465 00:22:12,310 --> 00:22:17,000 [ music ] 33227

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