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四善四德，天地羅漢
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四善四德，天地羅漢
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四善四德，天地羅漢
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四善四德，天地羅漢
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- 四善四德，天地羅漢
- 阿德，你怎麼在這兒撒尿了
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嘿，大哥，我不確定...
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相信我吧
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這次他們一定再會回來看的
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嘿，阿德，你在幹嘛？
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今天大哥的相聲棒極了
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來
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阿德
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小丑相聲團，一定行
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大家好，歌迎收看小丑相聲團
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偉大的...
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這個相聲團的人還沒死嗎？
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還沒有呢
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他們支援得下去嗎？
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給個機會把他們吧
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咦，這個人這麼像鬼佬
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爸媽是鬼佬嗎？
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他有洋人血統
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我告訴你，他真的有洋人血統
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應該會說點洋話吧？
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- 讀了幾年書？
- 高中畢業
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啊不對，是牛津大學，你知道嗎？
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我也在那兒畢業的
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泰文是...英文呢是...
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跟我讀：BOB
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是B，B
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頭肩肩頭
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說什麼呀？
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頭肩屁股肩頭
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胡說什麼呢？
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不滿意嗎？
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那換一個吧，這是一塊布，綁起來
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先綁起來看會變成什麼樣
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看有些什麼東西
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你們來做什麼的？
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怎麼辦呢？
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這家伙太拽了吧
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這家店倒定了
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你要幹嘛？
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如果把女人比作花朵
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男人也許就該被比作黑瓢蟲
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如果把男人比作黑瓢蟲
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我就是其中一只愚蠢的瓢蟲
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笨瓢蟲只迷醉於花香
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卻從來不知
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花朵
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為什麼有這種香味
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等待帶來的痛苦
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是像我一樣的笨瓢蟲沉重的教訓
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一只從不知花兒之矜貴的笨蟲
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甚至是自己的價值
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《變鬼2》
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寶柏啊
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大姐應做的都做了
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六樓已經封了，不會讓人來打扰
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飯菜我每天都準備好
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來拜祭
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寶柏你想要的輪椅
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大姐都幫你找好了
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已經六個月了
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都沒有人來租過房子
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如果寶柏你泉下有知
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請你發發慈悲
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保佑大家
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別再害怕，再來租房吧
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現在大姐快死了
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大姐，如果她一直這麼固執
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那你該怎麼辦？
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賣
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什麼？賣？
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找人租房都不敢呢
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誰敢來買呢？
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嘿，我再說一遍，別說不吉利的話
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滿嘴鄉下口音
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話也說不清，找誰來光顧？
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- 對不起
- 媽的
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真他媽的煩
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怎麼樣？
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裡面有四個劫匪
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帶著帽子，手持武器
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挾持人質30人
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都是職員和客人
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他們要什麼？
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他們要逃
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地球人都知道，有哪個匪徒想乖乖地讓誓察抓的？
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對不起，他們要我們在10分鐘內準備貨車
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如果沒有，他們就開始殺人質
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- 還剩幾分鐘？
- 應該來不及了
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來不及？那你還講那麼久？
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- Jonn
- 在
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- 準備好了嗎？
- 是的
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快快快...
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啊...
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吃飽撐著嗎？去搶銀行
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- 我們不是劫匪
- 他媽的難道你還是銀行老闆？
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不是的
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我只是店面經理
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那些匪徒換了我們的衣服
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我們不是匪徒
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- 呀
- 哈哈
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什麼時候才可以隨叫隨到呢？
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總是躲得遠遠的，嘿，阿安
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每天都躲哪兒去了？
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就在這一帶
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找誰呀？
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租房子
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租房一個月2000株
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包水電，如果不到兩個月
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共6000株，現在付錢
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這裡有沒有天台？
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有，但是天台沒有房子
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那我想要一間靠著天台的房子行嗎？
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可能不行
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因為現在六樓封閉裝修
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那五樓呢？
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五樓有，那要526號房吧
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好的
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多一百了
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這是收據
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收好啊
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謝謝
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阿安
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嘿
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跑哪裡去了，叫你別走遠了
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帶小妹去看房吧
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是，請到裡面來
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長得這麼好，真不應該是瞎子
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大姐，你好
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- 什麼事？
- 想租兩間房
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啊，寶柏，太感謝你了
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在天之靈真的保佑我了
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我把毛巾都放好在床上了
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- 這是鑰匙
- 謝謝
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大哥，天台怎麼去呢？
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哦，天台嘛
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直走
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向右轉，就會看到
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上天台的樓梯了
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謝謝
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哈哈，瞎子看什麼風景
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嘿，我來了
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現在我在丕武裡一帶
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丕武裡？那你怎麼還不出來？
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嘿，你來得真是時候嘛
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你知道嗎？現在滿街都是警察
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我還要折回另一個府
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那你在丕武裡的哪一帶？
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我在39巷，奧斯卡公寓
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什麼？奧斯卡公寓？
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這麼大聲幹嘛？
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慢慢說嘛，你快回來
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我們在這裡分贓
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等等，為什麼要在那裡分贓？
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你管這麼多幹嘛？
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快回來，就這樣吧
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等等，等等
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怎麼了？
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你怕鬼嗎？
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怕呀
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別
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放手
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死不能終結一切
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你死過嗎？
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小姐
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不跳了，我要下去
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小姐
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我們見過面嗎？
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我是瞎的
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誰呀？
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是我
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有什麼事嗎？
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想來和你談談手術的事
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我說了，手術費上百萬
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我沒錢
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我想來告訴你
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有一個方法可以不付那麼多錢
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這樣吧，我可以進來嗎？
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剛才說的是什麼方法？
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手術費
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我會讓你分期付的
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即使分期，我都沒錢
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瞎子一個
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做工都沒人請
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對於你來說，不用付現錢也行
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那要怎麼付？
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您還是回去吧
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小天，你好好想想吧
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還是讓我付現錢吧
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那你去哪兒找錢？
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端盤子都沒人請，是嗎？
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如果找不到，我寧願這樣瞎一輩子
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你還是再好好想想吧
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- 嘿，收錢
- 好的
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阿妹，坐在那兒幹嘛
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怎麼不去洗盤子
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一共80株
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有錢嗎？
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才八十嘛
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你好，好的好的
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就這樣了
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趕著去哪兒？
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這一帶有股味道
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回去睡覺
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嘿，知道嗎？這家公寓鬧鬼鬧得凶呢
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- 真的？
- 別信他
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添油加醋
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- 收錢
- 自己付自己的
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嘿，躲哪兒去了
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嘿，收錢
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- 多少錢？
- 101
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101？
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是的
217
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,920
嘿，小弟，這是拌著金子的嗎？
218
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:05,280
怎麼了？夠便宜的，還找架吵？
219
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,320
不是吵架，只是告訴你而已
220
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,360
你生在曼谷，不是鄉下
221
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,200
一碟花生、一杯咖啡
222
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,240
這樣的路邊小店還收我一百多塊
223
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,320
你不如去拿把刀子捅我
224
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:32,320
嘿...嘿...嘿...
225
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,000
- 等等，我給我給
- 拿來
226
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,520
不給我就抹你脖子，快
227
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,240
- 吶，101
- 不要
228
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,760
是800塊，綠色的那張
229
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,960
這也是綠色的
230
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,240
是這個嗎？
231
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,200
那再給你一百小費吧
232
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,440
對了
233
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,640
滿意了嗎
234
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,920
就不應該在這家店吃東西的
235
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:52,960
阿威
236
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,680
嘿
237
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:26,240
喂
238
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,280
- 我到了，傑哥
- 到了嗎？
239
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,480
上五樓吧，521號房
240
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:48,960
這個應該不是以前那個吧？
241
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,560
很像的大姐
242
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,960
但應該不是
243
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,200
如果是的話
244
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,440
整棟樓還能剩下誰？
245
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,080
真的鬧鬼嗎？
246
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,360
我之前問過了
247
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,760
停電了嗎？
248
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,920
我關的
249
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,200
- 怎麼了？
- 剛才你按了幾樓？
250
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,400
- 5樓
- 這是6樓
251
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:37,920
怎麼上來的？
252
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,680
- 喔，錯了，完蛋了
- 這下完蛋了
253
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,760
這是壞的嗎？
254
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:01,120
電梯壞了我就開心了
255
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:02,880
啊...
256
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,240
是這裡嗎？
257
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,920
咦，對了
258
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:19,040
啊...啊....
259
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,160
剛才是誰叫的？
260
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,880
阿迪的聲音
261
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,360
阿迪，你他媽的怎麼了？
262
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,560
- 怎麼了？
- 有鬼纏著我
263
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,240
- 鬼嗎？
- 在哪兒呀？
264
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,760
這個公寓鬼很凶的
265
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,360
誰叫你選這裡
266
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,280
真荒謬
267
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,160
什麼荒謬
268
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,240
嘿，媽的他起來了
269
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,440
像他這樣的人怎麼會怕鬼
270
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,480
錢呢？分好了就走
271
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,080
真的嗎？
272
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,000
想要的就跟著來
273
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,200
鬼他媽的忒凶，天天都有，來吧
274
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:08,960
這小子，經常來還怕鬼
275
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,120
怎麼了，大哥？
276
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:21,440
枕頭
277
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,120
是個枕頭
278
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,280
阿迪
279
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,440
- 你把錢拿走了，是吧？
- 沒有
280
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,600
不是你是誰？只有你和我知道
281
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,480
都說不是我，是鬼拿走了
282
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:41,920
什麼？是鬼拿走了？
283
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,800
- 鬼？
- 鬼？
284
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,480
你，別裝蒜
285
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,560
哪裡的鬼？
286
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,240
609號房的鬼
287
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,160
我說過的了
288
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,880
是嗎？
289
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,080
鬼和你一起騙錢嗎？
290
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,120
你這種人什麼時候開始信鬼的？
291
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,680
剛剛，剛剛看到
292
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,560
真的有鬼啊
293
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,480
我不信
294
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,040
你現在帶我去609房
295
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,920
- 我不去
- 我想看看
296
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,160
鬼的樣子是不是像歹徒一樣的
297
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,360
我不去
298
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,520
我不去，我不去
299
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:30,880
- 阿奴
- 在
300
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:32,640
好好看著他
301
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,720
- 阿德
- 什麼事？
302
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:36,160
一起上去吧
303
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,000
我還是在房裡看著阿迪吧
304
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,040
找什麼呀？
305
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,200
真是沒完沒了
306
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,080
真的把自己裹起來了
307
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,320
跟我來
308
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:44,480
阿奴
309
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,520
阿奴，進來呀
310
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,680
阿迪，阿迪
311
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,400
你真的沒有把錢拿走嗎？
312
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,480
我們還是走吧
313
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,240
試試看嘛
314
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,120
怎麼了？
315
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,440
阿迪的袋子
316
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,680
媽的阿迪
317
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:19,680
哇
318
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:22,240
怎麼了？
319
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,960
強哥，強哥
320
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,440
發生什麼事了？
321
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,200
沒事
322
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,880
沒事喊什麼？
323
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,920
- 我開心嘛
- 開心什麼？
324
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,000
我...
325
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,800
- 我看到錢了
- 錢？看到了就去拿呀
326
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,320
在房間裡
327
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,520
要進去拿
328
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,640
再問一次，那間房子真的有錢嗎？
329
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,320
我不確定
330
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,480
快找找，等下警察來了怎麼辦？
331
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:24,640
沒見到什麼呢
332
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,880
看到阿迪的袋子嗎？
333
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:32,960
看到了
334
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,640
錢就在那裡，你進去拿吧
335
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,800
一向都不是怕鬼的人
336
00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,360
什麼時候開始怕鬼的？
337
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,960
誰知道？
338
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,040
發生什麼了？
339
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,600
錢呢？看到了嗎？
340
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,760
看到了，但拿不出來
341
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:23,680
為什麼？
342
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,520
- 有鬼
- 鬼？
343
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,520
看吧，不相信我
344
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,720
我都說了，到哪兒都不商量一下
345
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,800
那怎麼辦？
346
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,240
誰知道
347
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,960
自出娘胎我都沒被鬼纏過
348
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,640
- 我也是
- 我也是
349
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,080
是你，是你把錢拿走的是嗎？
350
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,960
- 不是
- 是不是？
351
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,640
- 對不起
- 你這畜生
352
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,160
你想一個人獨吞是吧？
353
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,360
是不是？
354
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,440
那你那只福鬼呢？在哪兒？
355
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,360
什麼叫做我那只福鬼？
356
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,120
就是那只我們見到的鬼
357
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,040
人做善事是為了上天堂
358
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,280
那只鬼死了都得了一筆錢，不是福鬼是什麼？
359
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,200
胡說八道
360
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,240
夠了夠了，你們兩個
361
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,600
夠什麼，我一直行善，這人一直作惡
362
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,280
怎麼可能夠？
363
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:28,160
但有時，他也會做做好事
364
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,520
捐錢越多，福分越多
365
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,560
那就是政府的手段
366
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:38,240
你別婆婆媽媽地做那些蠢事了
367
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,640
是嗎？那你被按摩師騙的蠢事呢？
368
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,360
那為什麼你又傻乎乎地被她騙呢？
369
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,080
她按得好嘛
370
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,600
還說得這麼高興
371
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:49,760
還說 這
372
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,280
- 真的
- 別吵了
373
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,960
阿德拿錢做做善事，阿強送錢給按摩師
374
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,160
- 不也一樣嗎？
- 怎麼一樣啦？
375
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,720
不也一起上天堂嗎？
376
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,360
哈哈，每個人都他媽的該死
377
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,720
他們要些什麼？
378
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:18,880
我也不知道
379
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,880
也許部是些小偷
380
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,040
你餓了嗎？
381
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,760
等我下去買粥給你
382
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,640
有點餓了
383
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,520
那先等我換件衣服吧
384
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,480
- 沒有人在呢
- 打電話去報案
385
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,159
幹嘛關燈？媽的黑死了
386
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,880
應該是總理的節約措施
387
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,080
嗯，但人民繳稅的啊
388
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,760
- 誰的聲音？
- 是哭聲
389
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,840
誰哭了？
390
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,080
從樓梯那邊來的
391
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:34,719
誰呀？
392
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:36,800
大姐嗎？
393
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,639
快去看看，去看看
394
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,520
怎麼了？
395
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:16,160
怎麼了？
396
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,520
- 沒什麼
- 沒什麼你怕個屁呀
397
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,520
- 阿國你看看吧
- 看什麼？
398
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,240
是四姐
399
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,520
- 看到什麼了？
- 我還沒看呢
400
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,720
去看看吧
401
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:40,800
呃，我自己走
402
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:49,120
哇，狗
403
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,280
有什麼事嗎，警察先生？
404
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:56,960
懷疑有鬼...
405
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,120
- 哪裡的鬼？
- 樓梯裡的鬼
406
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,840
怎麼樣？
407
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,400
誰呀？
408
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,480
嘿，小妹
409
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:32,320
這麼晚了，快回家
410
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,920
- 那是誰，大姐？
- 阿明的小孩
411
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,120
呼，心都寒了
412
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,560
- 走了
- 去哪裡？
413
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:47,840
回去了
414
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,720
怎麼能回去？有槍聲呢
415
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:52,480
槍聲？
416
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:53,920
哪一層？
417
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,640
誰知道呢？
418
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,360
聽到聲音的時候我在房間裡呢
419
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,920
這裡出租了幾間房？
420
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,800
三間
421
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,640
三間？這不虧本了嗎？大家都怕鬼
422
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,160
鬼有鬼住，人有人住
423
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,320
如果人不扰鬼，鬼就不會扰人
424
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:17,920
隨她去吧
425
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,960
那大姐覺得哪間房最可疑？
426
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,480
- 521號房
- 不是609號了
427
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,080
不是
428
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,800
只有兩間房可疑
429
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,880
怎麼可疑法？
430
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:35,040
有兩個穿得像銀行職員的男人
431
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:39,040
來租房住
432
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,760
- 還有兩個人跟著來
- 穿得一樣嗎？
433
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,520
是的
434
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,720
嘿，有這麼嚴重嗎？
435
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,720
如果真的是歹徒
436
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,480
就一定會有槍
437
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,640
如果有槍，就他媽的糟糕了
438
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:04,800
阿國
439
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,000
我還想要一樣束西
440
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,040
現在要個屁呀
441
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,720
別說粗口行嗎？
442
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,320
為什麼？
443
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:19,840
聽了就他媽的煩，你知道嗎？
444
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,600
不說粗口，那說什麼？
445
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,120
蠢材，你這蠢材
446
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:34,400
有沒有？
447
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:38,560
有，槍，槍
448
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,880
- 得怪怪的
- 怎麼了？
449
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,040
電梯怎麼那麼慢
450
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,880
我忘了按
451
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,440
蠢材一個
452
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,720
阿佔，我們要5樓是嗎？
453
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,880
- 是的
- 那怎麼按六樓了？
454
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,920
蠢材
455
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:15,520
怎麼不下去呢？
456
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,800
再按按
457
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,440
怎麼它不下去了？
458
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,680
我的家在東北...
459
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:44,640
我第一次踏進來...
460
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:46,720
你怕了嗎？
461
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:54,400
唱的調調怪怪的
462
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:58,720
我們的家在...
463
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,000
關了吧
464
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,080
等鬼進來嗎？
465
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:12,800
真搞笑
466
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,520
怎麼它不關了？
467
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,560
不知道呢
468
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,440
蠢...
469
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,560
六樓不是沒人住了嗎？
470
00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:53,280
小妹你住在哪兒的？
471
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:57,920
609
472
00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:07,840
阿佔，聽到沒聽到沒？
473
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:10,400
聽到了...
474
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:12,480
是鬼嗎？
475
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,000
不知道，我問問先
476
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,840
嘿，阿佔，我是阿國，你問問吧
477
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,360
這個時候小偷很多
478
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:36,000
嘿，警察先生
479
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,680
啊，痛死了
480
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:07,680
嘿，阿國
481
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,720
啊...
482
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,520
做噩夢了嗎？
483
00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:35,200
不，不是
484
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,840
等下我要去上學了，飯菜在桌上
485
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,920
嗯
486
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,120
誰？
487
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:15,200
是我
488
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,440
- 是誰呢？
- 是我
489
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,160
我們在天台見過的
490
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,360
有什麼事嗎？
491
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,560
我有東西給你
492
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,120
什麼東西？
493
00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:40,800
開開門行嗎？
494
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,640
想把這個袋子還給你
495
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,360
哪裡來的袋子？
496
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,400
在前面放的
497
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,040
裡面有近400萬的錢
498
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:07,200
應該夠你做復明手術
499
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,000
你想要什麼？
500
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,120
你在六午前被車撞的是嗎？
501
00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:19,680
是的
502
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,400
我就是那個開車的人
503
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:28,640
請原諒我
504
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,160
我不是故意的
505
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:48,320
大哥
506
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,360
你在這裡住嗎？
507
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:53,600
是的
508
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,160
609號房
509
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,200
那麼，大哥你叫什麼名字？
510
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:00,800
阿邦
511
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,680
嘿，怎麼回來得那麼快？
512
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,320
忘了東西，家邦你去哪兒來？
513
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,800
我只能在這附近走動
514
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,640
如果你有腳，應該會走得更遠是嗎？
515
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:03,680
為什麼這樣說話呢，寶柏？
516
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,840
我能去哪裡呢？
517
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,040
如果你能去，你會去嗎？
518
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,160
寶柏，我哪兒都不去了
519
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,040
家邦你知道的
520
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,280
寶柏最討厭人說謊
521
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,680
警察都怕鬼
522
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:41,600
如果今天警察不來
523
00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:44,160
我就去向總理報案
524
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,680
正在趕來呢，大姐，別急別急，
525
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,560
急死了
526
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,200
嘿，怎麼了？
527
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,360
嘿，等等
528
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,560
有什麼事嗎？
529
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,440
小僧來找叔叔
530
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,680
在哪個房間的？
531
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,880
521號房
532
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,080
小僧不會驅鬼，叔叔
533
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,440
你出家很久了
534
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:30,080
在寺廟裡沒有教怎麼驅鬼的嗎？
535
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:36,320
沒有，這不合規矩的
536
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,440
重點是我也怕鬼
537
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,120
完蛋了
538
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,160
- 這樣吧，小和尚
- 沙彌
539
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:49,760
嗯，小沙彌
540
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,320
嗯，小師父
541
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,400
無論如何你都來了
542
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,120
帶我們進去吧
543
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,680
這樣就夠了
544
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:02,880
這樣好嗎？
545
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,920
比什麼都不做，白請你來好
546
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,200
但我不覺得是這樣的
547
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,240
你就當是來玩玩的就行了
548
00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:18,400
呀，這樣玩法我可吃不消
549
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,040
可憐可憐叔叔吧
550
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,560
你的綠色僧衣可能會幫得上忙
551
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,280
這樣行不行啊？
552
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:33,440
阿迪，別多嘴
553
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,720
好吧小師父，沒什麼的
554
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,440
那請等等吧
555
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:55,360
讓我復習一下
556
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,400
請大家雙手合十
557
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:03,520
芸芸眾生
558
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,080
所有受苦的眾生
559
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:08,640
生老病死
560
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,880
在劫難逃
561
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,520
受苦受難
562
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:45,760
欲得安寧
563
00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:48,640
切勿傷天害理
564
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,840
阿彌陀佛
565
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,400
欲得安寧
566
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:58,720
免受孽果折磨
567
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,080
小師傅
568
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:09,760
小師傅
569
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,360
就是這間房了
570
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:28,480
念經吧
571
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,000
芸芸眾生
572
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:35,520
受苦受難
573
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,720
生老病死
574
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,920
在所難免
575
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,120
誰不進來，我就不分錢給誰
576
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,360
在睡房呢，小師傅
577
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:16,800
去拿吧
578
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,480
你去拿好點
579
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:44,800
什麼在響？
580
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:47,520
不知道
581
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,680
這裡有人住嗎？
582
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:53,440
沒有
583
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:56,800
呀，那是什麼響
584
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:00,800
芸芸眾生
585
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,480
受苦受難
586
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,520
生老病死
587
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,880
在所難免
588
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:15,040
難逃一死...
589
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,800
啊...
590
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,800
小師傅，等等，你要去哪兒？
591
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,520
去找媽媽
592
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:49,920
上去看看吧，警察先生
593
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,760
嘿，你們上去看看
594
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:55,520
是
595
00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:00,800
啊...救命啊，有鬼啊
596
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,680
怎麼了？
597
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:19,520
- 上去吧
- 是
598
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:26,080
警察來做什麼？還跟著我們
599
00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:29,920
應該沒事的，警察沒有這麼神通的
600
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:35,040
怎麼了？阿奴
601
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,720
去看看是誰
602
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:42,720
如...如果是鬼呢？
603
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:46,560
是鬼就不會敲門，就直接進來了
604
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:49,120
快去
605
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:55,840
是誰？
606
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,520
警察
607
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:04,160
大姐，狗在吃什麼呢？
608
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:06,080
吃飯啊
609
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:06,240
吃飯
610
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:14,080
- 說吧
- 什麼都沒有
611
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,640
那接著怎麼辦？
612
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:19,840
隨機應變
613
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:24,800
- 隨機應變
- 媽的
614
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,000
今天坐定牢了
615
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,240
別急別急，想想辦法
616
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,360
誰在裡面？開門
617
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,280
警察辦事
618
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:39,520
警察查房
619
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:41,600
怎麼辦呀？
620
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,560
警察怎麼有鄉下口音？
621
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,800
這群王八蛋
622
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,400
有證明嗎？
623
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:06,080
媽的
624
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:11,360
- 沒有啊
- 有
625
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,000
- 怎麼辦呢？
- 讓我想想
626
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:18,560
還想什麼
627
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:20,640
那要怎麼辦呀？
628
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:24,640
外面也鎖了，裡面也鎖了
629
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,400
怎麼都逃不了啦
630
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:28,960
裡面聽著，現在數三聲
631
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,520
如果不開門，我就開槍
632
00:55:32,351 --> 00:55:33,417
一
633
00:55:34,427 --> 00:55:35,799
二
634
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,080
吵什麼吵
635
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:40,480
二點五
636
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:43,840
二多一點
637
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:45,120
二
638
00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:48,640
再多一點點
639
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:51,680
快快快
640
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:53,600
什麼二多一點點
641
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:55,520
二完了
642
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:58,080
二完了？快快快
643
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:02,720
三，開槍
644
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,120
他們怎麼會有槍？
645
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,800
看，你好像中槍了
646
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:26,080
怎麼辦？
647
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:29,600
- 怎麼辦？不都死光了嗎？
- 還沒死呢
648
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,360
他怕血
649
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:33,440
阿佔你說怎麼辦？
650
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:38,080
回去吧
651
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,160
白來一趟了，走
652
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,200
嘿，警察
653
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:46,240
阿國
654
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,960
阿國，等等我
655
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:52,640
怎麼了？
656
00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:57,920
阿安，阿安
657
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,560
總是躲起來，現在去哪兒找呀
658
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:31,680
在看什麼呢？
659
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:36,320
生氣了嗎？
660
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:48,320
今天你怎麼那麼奇怪？
661
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,600
- 哦，沒有
- 那你怎麼了？
662
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,240
呃...
663
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,800
- 家邦
- 嗯
664
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,120
你為什麼回來找我？
665
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:17,440
囚為你覺得自己錯了，是吧？
666
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,120
錯...
667
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:23,680
家邦
668
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:26,240
嗯
669
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:32,480
你喜歡我嗎？
670
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:46,080
呃...
671
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:17,760
你來住可以
672
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:21,760
但來站著坐著無所事事
673
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:25,600
- 就不行了，要幫我謀生
- 謝謝
674
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:42,720
到了
675
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:58,880
到床邊了
676
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,640
賬本和剩下的錢
677
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,040
我幫你放好在袋子裡，掛在牆邊
678
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:13,440
謝謝你
679
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:22,240
沒什麼，我心滿意足了
680
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:31,040
醫生先生，我想休息了
681
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,160
好的，那我不打扰了
682
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,360
但走之前，請你好好吃藥
683
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,520
我要看著你吃，否則我就不走
684
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:46,240
好的
685
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:52,960
藥我放在下面了
686
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,680
吶，藥
687
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:15,840
這是水
688
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:26,720
很好
689
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:28,800
這麼乖
690
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:32,480
一個星期就可以拆紗布了
691
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:37,120
我可以像從前那樣看得見東西了，是嗎？
692
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:39,680
我以醫生的名義保證
693
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:44,320
重點是，我手下沒有不痊愈的病人
694
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:47,040
好啦，上床吧
695
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:52,000
呃，醫生先生
696
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:54,880
出去時請帶上門
697
01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,040
好的
698
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,160
啊...啊...
699
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:58,240
什麼都沒有，國哥
700
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:02,400
那522房呢？
701
01:08:24,319 --> 01:08:25,920
泰華銀行
702
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:28,000
泰華銀行？
703
01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:33,120
- 怎麼了？
- 這門自己開了
704
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:35,200
誰開的？
705
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:38,399
- 不知道
- 好好的，它自己就開了
706
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:04,800
還沒死
707
01:09:05,439 --> 01:09:07,520
嗯，很好
708
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:30,880
阿國
709
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:34,399
據息道，有一個嫌疑犯
710
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,600
- 背著這個跨肩的包
- 打開看看
711
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:46,399
新開的帳戶
712
01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:52,640
- 有三百萬的錢
- 三百萬？是今天開的嗎？
713
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:59,520
讓這個女人去譬察局錄口供
714
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:14,560
家邦你去哪兒了？
715
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:20,800
呃，沒去哪兒，就這附近而已
716
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:24,480
去幹什麼了？
717
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:29,600
沒幹什麼
718
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:10,720
很熱嗎你？
719
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:13,760
不熱，我很冷
720
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:17,440
你神經病嗎？
721
01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:27,360
- 阿明，她不是被鬼上身
- 是的
722
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:32,000
- 那是什麼，法師？
- 你女兒瘋了
723
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:36,640
快帶她去看醫生吧
724
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:39,360
白白浪費我的時間
725
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:44,960
- 阿肯
- 是的
726
01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:50,080
下一組
727
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:52,640
你怎麼知道這個法師的？
728
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:54,720
是我一個親戚介紹的
729
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:57,440
是這一帶最厲害的一個法師
730
01:11:58,080 --> 01:11:59,520
是嗎？
731
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:01,600
你怎麼一直都這麼搞笑
732
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:04,640
我是說，這個法師來自緬甸
733
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:08,480
是新人，但道行高深
734
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:10,880
這個法師的名字我聽過
735
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:15,200
就是那個被女鬼寶柏，玩得團團轉的法師嗎？
736
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:18,720
什麼嘛？肯定不是了
737
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:20,320
是的
738
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:24,480
那次我有點緊張
739
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:27,200
但這次
740
01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:36,960
肯定不會有哪只鬼
741
01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:42,720
能逃出這本緬甸治鬼大典的神力
742
01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:52,960
啊，我以前曾經見識過這東西的威力
743
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:56,800
- 一百萬
- 什麼？一百萬？
744
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:04,000
這樣跟搶有什麼區別？
745
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:06,080
搶劫的是你們
746
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:09,120
我呢，這是驅鬼價格
747
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:11,840
我們也明白
748
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:14,400
但法師您治鬼都是上百萬的嗎？
749
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:17,920
不是驅鬼
750
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:19,680
那是什麼價？
751
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:22,240
手術價
752
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:30,560
呃，很抱歉
753
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:34,720
手術跟驅鬼有什麼關係呢？
754
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:40,000
跟手術無關
755
01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:43,040
但和這把刀有關
756
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:49,280
我也不知道手術價是多少
757
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:51,360
但是有了這把刀，一百萬
758
01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:55,040
所以如果你們想要回那筆錢
759
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,600
先留下一百萬
760
01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:01,760
因為我也要把這把刀帶去
761
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:03,840
你們有什麼意見？
762
01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:07,040
這樣吧
763
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:10,560
如果我不能幫你們，把錢從那間房拿出來
764
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:14,720
你們就不用付錢，公平嗎？
765
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:19,360
她說那三百萬
766
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:22,560
是在609房住的男人給的
767
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:27,200
但那間房沒人住啊
768
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:29,920
是的，她騙人
769
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:34,560
真的是有個叫阿邦的人住在609房，但死了
770
01:14:40,320 --> 01:14:42,880
- 她真的是瞎子？
- 是的
771
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:45,440
已經問過她的主治醫生了
772
01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:48,320
我覺得她一定和那些劫匪有關
773
01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:52,160
那個袋子是很清楚的證物
774
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:56,320
假如是的話，那些劫匪一定會回來，遲早都會的
775
01:14:57,920 --> 01:14:59,520
阿國
776
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:02,560
送她回公寓
777
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:05,600
還有那個包包也放回去
778
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:09,440
而與此案有關的，密切追蹤
779
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:14,560
禁用電話，禁與外人聯絡
780
01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:18,240
我覺得不出今天
781
01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:21,280
那些劫匪就會回來找她
782
01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:26,560
祝你好運，阿國
783
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:32,800
蠢材
784
01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:37,440
走了
785
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:47,840
現在，我想問幾個問題
786
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:51,840
我已經什麼都說了
787
01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:54,080
不是這件案子的事
788
01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:56,160
而是你的事
789
01:15:57,760 --> 01:15:58,720
什麼事？
790
01:16:01,440 --> 01:16:03,360
你一個人住
791
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:05,440
有沒有見過什麼奇怪的事？
792
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:10,240
我看不見的
793
01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:12,320
呃...
794
01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:14,880
問不出
795
01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:19,520
MS500
796
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,080
聽到了
797
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:25,280
- 有多少人
- 5個
798
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:29,280
要不要幫忙？
799
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:33,600
不用了，我一個人能搞定
800
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:37,760
阿國說他一個人能搞定，哈哈哈
801
01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:49,280
請上去吧，師傅
802
01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:31,360
聽到了，什麼？
803
01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:33,760
他們上六樓做什麼？
804
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:35,520
我在五樓
805
01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:41,920
怎麼了？不用騙誰了
806
01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:43,840
不用追誰了
807
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:49,280
他們上來這層做什麼？
808
01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:52,480
他們是有計劃的
809
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:57,120
嘿，你們怎麼不進來
810
01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:02,080
還是不要了，師傅您進去好了
811
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:04,800
如果你們不進來
812
01:19:05,440 --> 01:19:07,040
我怎麼知道袋子放在哪兒
813
01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:12,160
阿奴，上次那個袋子放在哪兒？
814
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:18,400
- 上次在房裡
- 在睡房？
815
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:24,640
一百二十萬
816
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:29,760
- 什麼意思？
- 你們不進來
817
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:33,440
讓我一個人進去，來不來？
818
01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:40,800
怎麼辦，阿奴？
819
01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:44,000
給他吧，就二十萬而已
820
01:19:45,440 --> 01:19:47,040
那每個人分的又少了
821
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:49,600
決定了
822
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:57,440
咦？媽的，怎麼了你，嚇死我了
823
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:02,720
啊...
824
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:06,880
又是你嗎？
825
01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:12,960
寶柏小姐
826
01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:15,040
這次我是帶著好意而來的
827
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:17,280
不是來打扰你的
828
01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:27,520
只是幫朋友拿回放在這個房裡的袋子
829
01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:30,720
這個房裡沒有袋子
830
01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:39,040
嘿，房間主人說房裡沒有袋子
831
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:42,720
阿奴，怎麼辦呢？
832
01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:46,080
怎麼可能，肯定在裡面的
833
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:48,480
我親手放進去的
834
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:57,280
- 阿肯
- 在
835
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:01,440
拿稻米來
836
01:21:10,720 --> 01:21:11,680
你他媽的在幹嘛？
837
01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:14,400
要開唱卡拉OK嗎
838
01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:16,960
快找稻米來
839
01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:20,640
你怕什麼怕？
840
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:25,280
不是練過很多次了嗎？
841
01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:28,960
- 稻米呢？
- 裝滿了
842
01:21:34,240 --> 01:21:35,680
哪去了？
843
01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:56,000
所有人都不許動
844
01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:01,760
啊...
845
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,880
以後不要帶沒用東西了
846
01:22:20,480 --> 01:22:21,440
你的聲音不行
847
01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:27,680
我以後都不來了...
848
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:30,240
四善四德，天地羅漢
849
01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:32,800
快
850
01:22:33,440 --> 01:22:35,040
怎麼辦呢？
851
01:22:39,680 --> 01:22:41,280
(咒語)
852
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:47,520
怎麼了？
853
01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:50,080
數三聲，就開槍
854
01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:53,760
- 怎麼辦？
- 一
855
01:22:55,251 --> 01:22:57,316
二
856
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:01,600
三
857
01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:13,440
什麼聲音？是槍聲嗎？
858
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:17,600
- 應該不是吧
- 不是的話是什麼？
859
01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:35,360
外面怎麼回事？
860
01:23:36,320 --> 01:23:37,920
是警察
861
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:39,840
媽的
862
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:41,920
不管你們了
863
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,640
等下，你去把袋子拿出來才能離開
864
01:23:52,480 --> 01:23:55,040
- 什麼都沒有
- 去廁所看看
865
01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:04,000
這裡也沒有啊
866
01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:09,600
看
867
01:24:15,360 --> 01:24:18,560
讓我看什麼，什麼都沒有
868
01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:23,200
剛才師傅身後有只鬼
869
01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:31,040
媽的什麼都沒看見
870
01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:33,600
鏡子裡有鬼嗎？
871
01:24:40,320 --> 01:24:41,920
師傅，師傅
872
01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:12,000
這樣會墮入十八層地獄的
873
01:25:30,240 --> 01:25:31,840
這次我一定將你打發走
874
01:25:35,520 --> 01:25:36,960
受死吧，妖孽
875
01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:39,520
- 怎麼了？
- 鬼叫
876
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:43,200
- 那只鬼就是屋主
- 聽到了
877
01:25:44,320 --> 01:25:47,840
記得很清楚，沒錯的
878
01:25:48,480 --> 01:25:51,040
呵呵，鬼也可信的嗎？
879
01:25:51,520 --> 01:25:53,440
媽的
880
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:55,200
不親眼見過你肯定不信
881
01:25:55,680 --> 01:25:57,280
我是不信
882
01:25:57,760 --> 01:25:59,680
自出娘胎
883
01:26:00,480 --> 01:26:02,560
都沒見過鬼
884
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:06,080
- Johnny 叫大家準備好
- 有，長官
885
01:26:06,720 --> 01:26:08,160
劫匪把鬼抓來當人質
886
01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:11,360
等下我們就沖進去，哈哈...
887
01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:16,160
啊...
888
01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:16,480
啊...
889
01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:43,840
你這畜生，肯定不得好死
890
01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:49,440
想要嗎？
891
01:27:50,080 --> 01:27:51,680
拿去吧，殺我呀
892
01:27:52,160 --> 01:27:55,360
還是說像你這樣的大男人都怕死？
893
01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:04,160
拿去吧，等什麼
894
01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:12,480
拿去吧
895
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:15,040
縮頭烏龜
896
01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:28,160
你們這些惡毒的男人
897
01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:30,720
全都要死
898
01:28:59,840 --> 01:29:01,440
哈哈哈，想贏我？
899
01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:30,560
玩什麼不好
900
01:29:34,080 --> 01:29:36,160
師傅在哪裡？
901
01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:38,240
師傅在哪裡
902
01:29:39,840 --> 01:29:41,280
嘿
903
01:29:41,920 --> 01:29:44,000
這樣他叫做法器王
904
01:29:46,080 --> 01:29:48,480
- 媽的怎麼了？
- 錢在哪兒？
905
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:51,040
錢他媽的不見了
906
01:29:51,840 --> 01:29:54,240
只有鬼，不信你打開看看
907
01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:57,920
一定在裡面
908
01:29:58,560 --> 01:30:00,000
那現在怎麼辦？
909
01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:03,200
- 我也不知道
- 我數三聲
910
01:30:04,391 --> 01:30:06,952
- 一
- 我走了
911
01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:09,690
- 不許動
- 二
912
01:30:13,120 --> 01:30:14,720
三
913
01:30:17,280 --> 01:30:19,360
你來這裡幹嘛？
914
01:30:21,440 --> 01:30:23,520
- 我來捉鬼的
- 捉鬼？
915
01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:25,920
這世界上有鬼嗎？
916
01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:29,280
當然有，還不把槍放下
917
01:30:30,240 --> 01:30:31,840
快點
918
01:30:33,440 --> 01:30:37,600
- 還不把槍放下
- 我是隊長，扔掉槍還怎麼打匪徒
919
01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:40,000
不用打了
920
01:30:40,640 --> 01:30:42,240
扔掉吧
921
01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:44,800
天啊，他們是槍銀行的劫匪
922
01:30:45,920 --> 01:30:49,600
放不放？你媽的
923
01:30:50,560 --> 01:30:52,640
嘿嘿
924
01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:02,080
你在幹嘛？
925
01:31:15,520 --> 01:31:17,600
他要去哪兒？
926
01:31:18,080 --> 01:31:20,640
誰知道，進去看看吧
927
01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:22,880
黑乎乎的
928
01:31:27,520 --> 01:31:28,960
- Johnny
- 到，長官
929
01:31:29,600 --> 01:31:32,160
- 怎麼辦呢？
- 不知道
930
01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:35,200
繼續追捕劫匪
931
01:31:35,840 --> 01:31:36,800
好
932
01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:43,680
- Johnny
- 是，長官
933
01:31:44,640 --> 01:31:45,760
這是什麼車？
934
01:31:47,840 --> 01:31:48,640
輪椅
935
01:31:49,280 --> 01:31:50,880
誰不知道是輪椅
936
01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:55,040
但輪椅怎麼會從房裡跑出來？
937
01:32:00,320 --> 01:32:02,880
- 怎麼了
- 不知道
938
01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:37,920
嘿，嘿，有鬼
939
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:39,520
在哪兒？
940
01:32:40,320 --> 01:32:42,720
下去了
941
01:32:43,360 --> 01:32:46,080
死了，在公寓裡見，我先走了
942
01:32:56,960 --> 01:32:58,560
畜生
943
01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:04,000
你在幹嘛？
944
01:33:04,800 --> 01:33:06,240
不，不行了
945
01:33:08,960 --> 01:33:10,400
誰的輪椅？
946
01:33:12,000 --> 01:33:13,120
不知道
947
01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:18,720
你，進去看看
948
01:33:29,120 --> 01:33:32,320
媽的這是幹嘛？
949
01:33:33,920 --> 01:33:36,000
趕它走
950
01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:39,040
關門了嗎？
951
01:33:59,360 --> 01:34:00,960
你對我做了什麼
952
01:34:03,040 --> 01:34:06,080
我來治寶柏的，你是她情人？
953
01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:16,000
真他媽的惡毒
954
01:34:19,040 --> 01:34:20,640
師傅，師傅你在等什麼？
955
01:34:22,240 --> 01:34:24,320
受不了啦，這麼凶的鬼
956
01:34:25,280 --> 01:34:26,400
撤退
957
01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:36,640
媽的...
958
01:34:37,280 --> 01:34:39,360
好猛的鬼
959
01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:46,080
有錢沒？
960
01:34:47,200 --> 01:34:49,280
想獨吞嗎？
961
01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:53,280
來吧
962
01:34:53,920 --> 01:34:55,520
看你還敢不敢這麼放肆
963
01:34:59,200 --> 01:35:00,480
救命啊
964
01:35:01,280 --> 01:35:03,200
我要回去
965
01:35:03,840 --> 01:35:11,040
我的頭快炸了，救命啊
966
01:35:14,720 --> 01:35:15,040
啊...
967
01:35:15,200 --> 01:35:17,920
啊...
968
01:35:24,160 --> 01:35:26,560
救命...
969
01:35:27,200 --> 01:35:28,800
啊...
970
01:35:32,480 --> 01:35:35,040
救命啊
971
01:35:46,400 --> 01:35:47,360
媽的快來幫我
972
01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:49,920
靠
973
01:35:50,560 --> 01:35:51,520
接著去哪兒？
974
01:35:52,160 --> 01:35:53,600
都是畜生
975
01:35:54,240 --> 01:35:55,520
帶我去看醫生
976
01:35:56,320 --> 01:35:58,240
到哪兒呀？
977
01:35:58,880 --> 01:36:01,280
去看醫生，我還沒死
978
01:36:02,080 --> 01:36:05,120
啊...
979
01:36:07,200 --> 01:36:09,280
- 媽的
- 對不起，對不起
980
01:36:10,400 --> 01:36:12,640
啊...
981
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:12,960
啊...
982
01:36:15,520 --> 01:36:16,640
可以走了
983
01:36:32,160 --> 01:36:35,840
阿四，從這裡搬走吧
984
01:36:37,440 --> 01:36:38,880
再也不會有人租的了
985
01:36:40,480 --> 01:36:44,640
不，還有一間房會有人要的
986
01:36:56,640 --> 01:37:20,480
你可以走了
987
01:37:21,120 --> 01:37:22,560
屬於暗夜的花
988
01:37:25,280 --> 01:37:28,800
一只蠢蟲痛苦的眷戀
989
01:37:29,920 --> 01:37:33,600
蟲兒一直在等待花兒的回歸，無休無止
990
01:37:35,040 --> 01:37:37,600
蟲兒漸漸明白
991
01:37:38,240 --> 01:37:40,160
是在一切
992
01:37:40,800 --> 01:37:42,400
都遲暮的時候
993
01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:06,720
送到這裡了
994
01:38:09,920 --> 01:38:12,000
頭上的紗布可以解開了
995
01:40:43,840 --> 01:40:46,240
能這樣唱的還是得有點料吧？
996
01:40:46,880 --> 01:40:48,960
是的，是的
997
01:40:49,600 --> 01:40:52,640
看，這是一塊布，此外什麼都沒有
998
01:40:53,280 --> 01:40:55,680
看，後面也沒東西
999
01:40:56,320 --> 01:40:58,400
看好了
1000
01:41:10,400 --> 01:41:12,800
大家都笑了，小丑
1001
01:41:13,440 --> 01:41:15,040
給點鼓勵吧
1002
01:41:18,240 --> 01:41:21,280
這樣都不笑，這群人就完蛋了
1003
01:41:27,040 --> 01:41:29,120
嘿，怎麼了，嘿
1004
01:41:32,160 --> 01:41:35,360
下一個節目，等著瞧了
1005
01:41:40,480 --> 01:41:43,200
這麼合拍，當然要永遠在一起了
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