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Eviousl- how old are we?...

Are we a bunch of kindergartners?

- Tell that to your deckhand. There's an issue.

- The issue is there's ----ing clothes on the crew mess floor.

[ sobbing ]

- kate gets away with murder on this boat.

- The entire crew hates me.

I'm sorry I threw the uniforms on the ground.

- I'm not gonna tolerate somebody blowing up.

This will never happen again on my boat.

- But you and I are keeping this casual, right?

- Yeah, that's fine.

- I wanna hook up with kate. She's sexy as [bleep].

[ laughs ]

- oh, look who it is. - It's torrie and albert.

- These guys kind of had a miserable experience

last time, so there's more pressure to make sure

this one goes perfect.

- Who is that on that boat?

- It's grandpa and grandma!

- We're gonna open it up this way...

- All right, I can... I can...

- Calm down, bro. - I am ----ing calm.

Don't tell me to calm down. You ----ing moron.

- Choose your words carefully with rhylee.

- Can we go to the island? - Yes, pearson.

- Sorry I teased you with a beach excursion,

but we're not gonna be able to do it.

- Why? - They don't wanna risk it.

- I'd rather have you all safe.

[ smoke alarm ringing ]

[ coughing ]

- oh!

- This is insane.

- Smoky!

[ smoke alarm ringing ]

- everything okay down there, kev?

- Everything's good, he's just grilling fish.

- I understand that it's not kevin's fault

that the exhaust fan is broken.

- ----Ing hell.

- But why are we using the grill

when there's no working exhaust fan?

If I had a broken blender,

I wouldn't be pushing piña coladas.

- It's very smoky all around.

- Seven signs of yacht apocalypse:

Smoke, children, in-laws...

Unreachable beaches.

No ac in the galley, diarrhea.

[ sighs ]

- what is this? - I don't know.

- This thing sucks.

- Rhylee's hitched it, but she's, like, she's just...

- You should have seen it before I did this.

- Rhylee's knots look like they've been done

by a two-year-old who's learning how to tie

their shoelaces for the first time.

Oh, my god.

They're just impossible to get undone,

and it's dangerous and extremely frustrating,

because I need everybody to pull together here and

rush, rush, rush and get everything done.

[bleep]

- you know, people think what you do is easy.

They think it's all just smoke and mirrors,

but it's really not.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah, you guys haven't seen him in, like, six months.

They've probably grown.

- That's it. Should be good.

- That'll work with the pool.

- Look, I got him in thailand.

- He's cute, does he have a name?

- I forgot what his name is.

- I'm ready to go in, like, six minutes, eh?

- Okay, good.

- Today I've got this big greek-style lunch

for these guys. - Boop!

- Can we have any available deck crew

to help us carry up some platters?

- I've got couscous, babaganoush, the hummous,

the yoghurt... - I'll start with these.

- Master pearson and his grandparents

are gonna be super happy with this.

- Master pearson loves his fish.

- You excited for lunch? - I'm too hot.

- He's just hot. - I'm hotted out.

- Yeah. - Wow.

Kevin, there must be two of you back there, man.

- I know.

- There's no way one person cranked all this out.

This is exactly what I wanted.

- Wow.

- Looks wonderful, chef, thank you.

- Thank you! - Thank you.

- There you go. - Wow.

- Pearson, you need to take a bite of that fish.

You're gonna love it, buddy.

- Very good lunch, very nice.

- Darrian, darrian, can you come up to the bridge, please?

- Kevin. - Yeah?

- It's the first time family-style's ever worked.

- Best lunch ever.

- What's with that ----ing fan?

- The hits just keep coming, don't they today?

- I know, that sucks.

I was so excited to go to the beach.

- Yeah, that was one of the big things we wanted to see.

- Yeah, it's like, why are we really turning back?

- Are there any watermelon ones?

[ gasps ]

- ooh, sorry, I didn't realize I was interrupting something.

- We can't even be in the same room together?

- Can you keep your hands off each other

while you're in the same room together?

- Looks that way.

- I'm having a lot of fun with courtney,

but as soon as someone else from the crew arrives,

then she always puts her guard up.

- Pretend that I'm not even here.

I'll go into the fridge now. [ humming ]

- I wanna spend more time with that chilled courtney.

I like her. - [ humming ]

- so far, I haven't seen many jellyfish.

- For real?

- You know what they say about the slide?

They say, "when in thailand."

- you want me to go down first, and I'll wait for you?

- Yeah. - Okay?

- There we go.

- You gotta go down the slide.

- Hey! - What...

Oh, there's my unicorn. - No, it's mine!

- Oh! - Three, two, one, go!

[ cheering ] - look out below!

- Pearson! There we go!

- Nice job, bud.

- So in 15 minutes, the ride for his parents will be here.

- That's really the way to deal with in-laws.

She's a genius.

"we're bringing you onto a yacht just for lunch."

[ laughs ] "bye!"

and then the primary would love to have you join for dinner.

- All right.

- It's 1920s-themed.

- Are we having bathtub gin? - What?

- Torrie, our parents are leaving the boat.

- We'll see you soon. - Yes.

- Okay.

- Take care, have a safe trip home.

- Love you, you too. - Bye!

- You guys, can we please bring in all the water toys?

- You want me to come up and grab that...

- We'll put tanner on it first so he can get the harness on.

- Okay.

Would you like me to start booming out?

- No, that's all right, rhy.

- That was nice teamwork.

- Yeah, nice teamwork.

- Rhy? - Yep?

- I'm gonna send you down for two hours, all right?

[ clears throat ]

- [ sighs ]

[ sighs ]

[ humming ]

today, things didn't exactly go as planned.

[ humming ]

- so as a way to make it up to them,

tonight I'm dressing up, trying to get 'em in a good mood.

We've gotta pull out all the stops,

and a gentleman doesn't leave home without taking his tux.

It's just good taste.

- Whew, what a day.

- Damn.

- What are you wearing?

- There we go.

- Tonight is a theme party, it's 1920s.

I used to love theme parties.

In my twenties, I went to an anything but clothing party.

I wrapped caution tape around my body,

had traffic cones right here,

and a "do not enter" sign on my hiney.

I was really good at costume parties in my twenties.

I wanna add this, but it's gonna look like a brothel.

- It really does.

[ fan starts ] - no ----ing way.

- What? - Oh, my...

- Mate, that's working - I love you so much!

- Can you feel the air that's getting sucked out here?

- Darrian looks like a superhero.

- Who'd have imagined. - Such a legend.

- Okay, let's start dinner.

Let's put the phones down. I'll put mine down, too, okay?

We're all gonna hang out now.

- Scusi.

- Good evening.

- Captain lee, looking good! - Wow!

- Master pearson, how are you this evening, sir?

- Good. - Good.

It's my best titanic Halloween costume.

- Perfect! - I love it. I love it.

- I'm about to put the soup in the bowls.

- Yep, I'm just dropping the spoons.

- Okay, cool.

- Simone, simone.

- Tonight we're doing the 1920s theme.

We got some steak, I got a broccoli soup.

Yeah, this is gonna melt straightaway, so can you go?

- Okay, yeah.

- I got crème brûlée for the kids.

And these guys haven't had the best experience on board,

so I just need to knock this one outta the park.

- What is that?

- That's a feta foam on top of a broccoli-spinach soup,

and those are just some almonds on top.

Enjoy. - Thank you.

- Awesome, thank you. - Thank you.

- Mm. - Delicious, wonderful.

- Really good. - It's really good.

- It's kind of cheesy.

- Yeah, it's very good.

- The first three adjectives that came out of their mouths

were "delicious," "wonderful," and "really good."

- thank you. - Thank you.

- Hey, rhylee, rhylee, ashton.

- Go ahead, ash.

- Yeah, will you meet me on the bow with tanner, please?

- Yeah.

- What's up?

- I wanna give you guys a line each,

and I want you to practice your bowlines, okay?

I need you guys to be able to do a bowline quite quickly.

The bowline is one of the only knots

that can be easily loosened after it's been under tension.

And tanner and rhylee can't tie this knot.

If it's gonna take an extra five seconds to undo a knot,

I know it from personal experience that

that five seconds could cost you a life.

- Like, do you want me to do it and bring it?

- I'm sorry?

- When do you want us to show you or something?

- Do you wanna do it now, or is it...

Like, have you got an issue with this?

- No, I'm just... I just...

- You seem to have an issue with the task

because you've not tried to do it in front of me as...

- I don't have an issue with it, I just did it.

- ...As a point. - Rhylee.

- A bowline knot is not something that I use on a...

On the fishing boat a lot. - Cool.

- I mean, I don't know what to say.

- Yeah, the less you say, the better.

- The less I say, the better? - Yeah, so keep quiet.

- Mm. Ashton's acting like a jackass right now.

- In this situation, I'm your superior, okay?

- He doesn't respect me as a person or as a co-worker.

- You've got a bad attitude.

I've asked you to do something, okay?

I've asked you to do something...

- But you're speaking to me like that,

that's any nice way to talk to me

whether you're my superior or not?

- Rhylee, don't come here with your attitude again.

- Coming up...

- I'm not gonna sit here and take your attitude.

- Right. - You've got a bad attitude.

- Exactly.

- So get it, all right.

- All right, it's gonna be the best steak in the world.

Ooh, feel the heat, brother.

Two minutes.

- All right, talked to brian.

While he was putting everything away, I was like,

thank you for having all that stuff.

And he goes, thank you for using it.

You guys probably used that slide more

than I've seen.

- I know one little tow-headed boy that did.

- Oh! - Oh, yeah.

- What? - Did you wear the slide out?

- Yeah.

- Good for you, that's what it's there for.

- I need you guys to be able to tie bowlines.

- Oh, no, I knew that. - The point is...

- You've seen my knots.

I would love to know just to wrap the bowline up.

- The thing is, I watched her struggle with it

today five times.

- I don't use bowlines that often.

- So a proper bowline, you want your end tail...

- Yeah. - ...To go in toward the loop.

- Yeah, let me try it real quick.

- When I do it, my thing gets...

- And the sixth time, she wants to, like, tie it up and...

And kind of be like, oh, well, I can do it,

so what's your point.

- That's it.

Oh, bro, just everything I ask gets taken as,

like, a personal attack, bro.

- I don't know how to do the bowline knot,

but it's not the only knot you can use.

This is ashton being a classic ----ing child.

It's not fair to me. I think it's bullsh--.

- All right, come on, chefs, let's move.

- You need any help serving? - Yes, please.

- This is our steak. - Oh, there's the steak.

- Thank you so much.

- We have a sous vide australian grass-fed steak

with green mojo sauce and homemade potato chips.

- First steak I've had on this boat.

Mm, wonderful, thank you, kate.

- It's chimichurri, I think.

- Then don't eat it.

Go sit down, p-man.

Be nice. Stop.

- I think it's bedtime. Someone's very over-tired.

- Stop!

- No, you're making a scene. Sit down.

- Master pearson is having a tantrum on the main deck aft.

- Oh, master.

- Hey, kate? - Yeah.

- Pearson's not behaving... - Okay.

- So he does not get any dessert.

- Sure.

- Aw. I'm a bit upset for the wee guy.

I'm making you crème brûlée, brother.

Just hold it together.

- Aw, poor little bub doesn't get his crème brûlée.

- I'm gonna put him to bed. - Okay.

- I'll eat that.

- We'll see if it's there while you're serving.

- Good night, master pearson. - Good night.

- So for your final course,

you've got crème brûlée and a lemon snap.

- Next time, we should listen to mommy, huh?

- Awesome. - Oh, my god, look at this.

- That's what happens when you're a bad boy, p.

- How is your dessert?

- You enjoying that crème brûlée?

I made sure you have it. - I know, that was very nice.

I thought there'd be one bite left.

I appreciate you.

- She wants to go to bed.

Just put your jammies on and brush your teeth, tiernan.

- I do have some work to finish up this evening.

- It was nice to have dinner with you.

- Thank you so much. - Definite pleasure.

- Good night. - See you tomorrow.

- Yeah. - It's been a pleasure.

- Night, doll.

- Thank you so much, good night.

- Have a good night.

- It's cool that you and I are keeping this casual, right?

- Yeah, that's fine.

- Night. - Good night.

- Why, hello.

- I'm so tired of them acting like I'm not there.

There's little, tiny things, you know, like coiling a line

or whatever, and it's like they think that I do it so poorly

that they have to come in and redo it behind my back.

And he pointed out, "well, I watched you try

to do a bowline for four times." - wait, wait...

- I was like, "well, we don't use a bowline on my boat."

- as long as things are safe... - Yeah.

- ...He should be more concerned about the bigger picture.

- Abso-----ing-lutely.

- I can commiserate with rhylee that ashton is not exactly

an easy person to deal with.

But at the same time,

rhylee needs to learn how to just take direction.

I don't feel like we're dealing with two mature individuals.

- I should go to bed now.

[ sighs ]

[ phone buzzing ]

- coming.

[ yawns ]

- so, anything eventful happen last night?

- I'm so jealous you got to go to bed right away.

Ash called us up to the bow.

And, like, rhylee started freaking out,

ash stood up in a real power stance, and he was like...

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

"you don't talk to your superior to that way,"

which I 100 percent agree.

- Thank you very much, bro. Finally, he's standing up now.

She's a problem, that woman. She's a ----ing problem.

- There's always something.

Just, like, is a little ----ing prick in the back of...

- She gets mad, but then, like, she's never wrong.

- That's the only thing you can do, you know?

- Good morning. Well, this is a good little spot.

- Would you like a coffee? - Thank you, thank you.

- I'm gonna grab a cup of coffee.

- Hey, can I have one?

- She remembers the honey and everything.

All the way from last charter, she remembers.

[ clicks tongue ] - oh, okay.

- Clearly this is tanner's first boatmance,

because he thinks it's gonna be, like,

an easy, like, oh, by the way.

Boatmances don't end... You have to ship out.

- Thanks a lot, guys.

- If it's just me that's kind of thinking this way,

then maybe the problem's with me.

But now that another crew member that I trust

is saying the same things,

you start realizing that this person's not gonna change.

Oh [bleep].

- Coming up...

- There's two weeks left.

To be honest, I feel like we're on different kind of mind waves.

- Good morning, kate. - Good morning.

- Standing by, ready to pull anchor.

- Let's get outta here.

- Anchor's off the bottom, cap. Anchor's at the water line.

Anchor's in the pocket.

- Let's get a lock-in and get that tow released.

- Mommy get up?

- Okay.

- How long on the platters, chef?

- You can take the glad wrap off the fruit ones, if you want.

- Yes, chef. - [ giggling ]

- gotcha! Gotcha!

- See, now we can sit.

- All right, it's pancake-making time.

- How you doing? - Good.

- Good?

- I see that.

- Look at that... Rise, baby, rise.

- You guys want some pancakes this morning?

- Oh, look at that... Pancakes!

- Woo-hoo!

- Do you want a pancake? It's a little bit hot, okay?

- Look at your child. - Oh, geez.

- How are the pancakes? - Good, thank you.

- Very good, everything's great. - Good.

- The food experience for us has been great.

- I'm glad you enjoyed it.

- Kate, kate, can you come up to the wheelhouse, please?

- Copy. Hi.

- Today's drop-off's gonna be a little different,

because we're gonna take on fuel.

- Okay.

- So we are gonna remove the guests by tender,

and then while the guys are fueling,

we'll probably knock out our tip meeting.

- Perfect.

- All on anchor, then we'll go in to the dock,

tie it up, and start knocking over our flip.

- Copy that.

- In every country, it's different

when it comes to fueling.

They have their rules and regulations, so instead

of going straight to the dock we have to stop,

tie up to a fuel barge, and take on fuel.

If you want fuel, play by the rules.

- Thank you for the update.

- Thank you for the cheerios and coffee.

- It's my pleasure.

- Oh, okay.

So it's one last little boat ride.

- There we go, perfect.

- Yeah. - Thank you.

- Court, see you. - Brian.

- I was thinking, I wanted to take you

maybe for a drink before we got off.

- Okay. - Okay?

- Yeah.

- Does that mean I have to be ready earlier?

- Yeah.

- I'm not coming!

- Attention all crew, attention all crew.

Let's change into our whites.

- Fun trip.

- What was your favorite part, p?

- Going on the water slide.

- Captain, on your mark.

- It feels like it's hotter than yesterday.

- And drop.

- That's two shots at the water line, cap.

- Copy that, let's lock it in, get the ball up.

- Starboard side is ready to receive tender.

- I need everybody on the aft deck in 10.

- Copy.

- We have to put our lifejackets on now.

- Mine smells gross. - You'll live.

- Mine smells good. - All right, guys.

- Thank you so much, rhylee.

- You're welcome, scott.

- That was so fun. - Absolutely a pleasure.

- Thank you. - Bye.

- Thank you, I didn't trip this time.

- Master pearson, such a pleasure, as always.

- Thank you, captain lee, a pleasure.

- Always good to see you, albert.

- Well, we had a wonderful vacation this trip.

Thank you guys very much.

Kevin, you knocked it outta the park.

- Thank you so much. - Amazing.

- I just wanna thank everybody for being

so great with the kids.

My only bummer was that we didn't go to the beach.

The kids really wanted to go to the beach,

and we were so excited about it.

Other than that, I would say we had a great time,

and we're so happy that we were able to come.

- Awesome. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Thank you, albert.

- Thank you. - Thank you, captain lee.

- Certainly. - Bye, guys.

- See you all, take care. - See you later.

Was it a good trip, bud? - Mm-hmm.

- Bye! - Bye.

- Later, guys. - All lines on board.

- Bye-bye, have a safe trip.

- Daddy, I want a racing boat when I grow up.

- Let's go to work.

Let's get that fuel barge alongside.

- Take the long fender a little bit forward too.

- Okie-dokie.

[ dog barking ]

- this is nothing.

- Attention all crew, attention all crew.

I need everybody in the crew mess.

- Copy, I'm on my way.

- Oh, mama.

- Oh.

- How we doing, guys? - Good.

- So, number six, in the books.

I thought this charter went well.

I think interior did a great job.

Kev, they were really happy with your stuff, good job.

- Thanks.

- You guys on the exterior nailed it.

- We were lucky, because this is the busiest charter.

- Plus they had surprises that they wanted

to be kept surprises.

The thing on the beach, it is what it is.

They left us $16,500.

- That's $1,500 apiece.

I promise.

- Does it happen to be about $4,000?

This is not the tip I was expecting or hoping for.

There were children, there were a lot of itinerary requests.

[ smoke alarm ringing ]

but considering the boat was filled with smoke for a day...

[ coughing ] - this is insane.

- And ashton canceled the beach party...

- We can't go on the beach?

Why? - Sorry about that, guys.

- Come on. - Bummer.

- They probably docked us a grand alone.

We are all here living together, working together,

getting stressed out, for one reason...

To make as much money as possible.

Why am I the only one actually good at my job?

I'm just getting kind of tired of doing all the work here.

- Brian. - Thanks, cap.

- We gotta go straight to the dock

and get as much done as we can.

- Good job. - Thank you.

- Thank you, cap.

- Do we have any lunch? - Over there.

- How come you cooked such a little bit, bro?

- Deck crew, I think we're done fueling.

- Copy that, cap. - Who wants to flake the chain?

- I'll be your flake today. - I'll just show you what to do.

- ----Ing hot.

- All right, cap, I'm ready for you.

- Let's get it outta here. - Incoming, rhylee!

We're good there, cap. Anchor's off the bottom.

Anchor's at the water line.

Anchor's in the pocket, cap.

- Copy that, lock it down.

- Good job, rhylee! - I'm a good flake.

- Have a good docking, all right?

- Yeah. - Likewise, bro.

- Standing by on the bow.

You got it, cap. Seventy-five feet to stern.

- My distance on the stern to that boat.

- A hundred and 20 feet to the boat on stern.

- Oh, my god, I've got pit stains.

- For you, sir.

- Tighten up on those lines!

Lock the bow lines off... Take up, take up, take up.

- Give a little slack. - Yeah.

- Okay, we're done. Nice job, everybody, thanks.

- Should we start on the bow and the bridge?

- Oh, dear.

- Thanks.

- Do you mind if I take court to a drink

before we go out tonight?

- Yeah, that's fine, just bash out until then.

- Okay, cheers. - Oh, hi.

- Hi. - Is something the matter?

- No, I'm just grumpy.

- Why are you so grumpy right now?

- That I have to leave at 5:00.

Nobody asks someone on a date on the same day.

You have to give at least two business days'

notice for a date, if not a week.

But brian lives five feet away from me, and I like him,

so it'd be rude for me not to accept.

Suck it up and go.

- So what are you gonna wear?

- I don't know, I don't have anything to wear.

- I've never seen this side of you, courtney.

- Ugh.

- Coming up...

- What gives you the right to bring my family...

- ...Into this?

- Oi, oi, oi... - What gives...

- Oi... Calm down, bro, calm down.

Calm down. Jesus christ!

- Is that all we're doing today?

- That's all we can do, man. I'm gonna have a heat stroke.

- Ashers, mind if I go get changed and sh--?

- Yeah, sure, bro.

- You're not going out like that?

- Not in a shirt like this, man. - Yeah, dirtbagging it.

- Dress to impress. - Yeah.

- Hey? - You gonna take a shower?

- Yeah, I'm gonna shower and lay down for a bit.

- Do your thing.

Been thinking about it all day. - Yeah?

- Like, I wanna go out tonight,

and if I end up talking to someone else,

I don't feel like dealing with everyone telling me

that she's jealous and I'm a piece of sh--

and, like, everything like that.

- You gotta do whatever you feel.

- And then I'm free.

- Moppy, mop, mop.

[bleep], I'm really feeling good about life right now.

See you tomorrow, galley.

[ phone ringing ]

- hey, mom.

It's been good.

Obviously, this season was very different

in a leadership role, as opposed to just

being a normal deckhand.

I've had a lot of issues with both my parents in the past.

My mom and dad got divorced when I was five years old,

and it was devastating.

Like, it broke my world around me.

But in the last few years,

my relationship with both my mom and dad

have become extremely, extremely close.

- Who, kate? Kate's just kate, mom.

You never know what you're gonna get with her on any given night.

- Yeah, I've been behaved.

I haven't been misbehaved this season...

Not too bad.

When I let my parents know that I was gonna start yachting,

I could see my mom was a bit sad because she knew

she wasn't gonna see me as much.

And I think it gets to all of us,

the fact that we can't all be there

with our family as much as we wanna be.

Anyway, I just wanted to touch base.

- All right, mom, I'll talk to you soon.

- Okay, love you. - Okay, I love you too.

- [bleep]. Sh--.

Normally, I don't go on that many dates,

so I'm a little bit anxious about it.

Also, dates are kind of weird,

and you wanna be emotionally prepared for it,

not just, like, arriving like a ----ing psycho.

Whatever.

- Sims, you wanna go have a drink on the bow or sundeck?

- Okie-dokie. - I'm in.

Look at this. Look at this.

I can see it in your sunglasses.

- What's up? - Ah, nothing.

- Mm-hmm.

- I want to run something by you.

- Yes?

- Thank you.

- What do they call it here?

- Okay.

Thank you. - Thank you.

- No.

- No.

[ sighs ]

- no, it's fine.

[ sighs ]

oh, I'm tired.

I don't wanna go out tonight either.

- I know that I've kept asking you about, like, us and stuff.

- Yeah, why?

- And, like, to keep it casual and everything.

But just, like, to be honest,

I feel like we're on different lengths and stuff,

different kind of mind waves.

- I think we're on the same mind wave.

- Well, it's more like there's two weeks left...

- Mm-hmm. - ...And I think I'm just...

It's unfair for me to lead you on

and be an asshole in a way where...

- Oh, I didn't think you were leading me on, though.

When you say that you wanted to...

Like that we're just having fun, I got what you were saying.

- There's two weeks left here in thailand and everything...

- Yeah. - So...

I mean, I'm trying to have some fun, you know?

- I hear you.

- I didn't wanna hurt you. That was, like, the whole thing.

- That's fine.

- It's just amazing, too, like, how mature you are about...

Like, you're such a cool chick.

- Mm.

What the hell?

Tanner's definitely the definition of a [bleep] boy.

That's fine. Like, I'm just gonna smile and wave.

- But I just wanted to clear all that sh-- up.

- Yeah... And I want you and I to be good,

you know what I mean?

- Good.

- I wish I could just be lying down.

I'm just slowly getting lower in the chair.

- It's a little bit disappointing, but, like,

I put all the time and effort into this date,

and it feels like I'm taking her to the dentist or something.

- Yeah.

- This is supposed to be fun.

We're getting off the boat early, we're going for drinks.

She just should have told me that she doesn't wanna go.

- Mm-hmm.

- Back to the boat? - Yeah, back to the boat.

- All right.

- Coming up...

- I don't wanna be here.

Bye. Bye. I'm done.

If you don't want me around, I'll leave.

- All right. - Thank you.

- Boom... Thanks, brother. - Yeah.

- All right ----ers, let's get wrecked!

- More sheets, I don't wanna see them.

- Goddamn, simone, looking good, girl.

- Oh, thank you.

- Jesus. - Thank you.

[ laughs ] yes.

- Ashton, we're coming.

- Let's go!

- Ah, boy!

- I'm going in the back. - You wanna go in the back?

- Here we go. - Yay!

- How was your drink with brian?

Do you like him even more? I feel like you do.

- Yeah.

- Courtney's cool, bro, you need to...

- She is pretty cool, though.

- She's very cool.

- Find someone like that, and hold on, bro.

- Courtney? - What?

- You are playing it so aloof. - Stone cold.

- I'm not playing it aloof, I just don't know him that well.

- I've got everyone.

- Sideways, put it sideways.

- Sideways? - There you go

- oh!

- Oh, tan. - Oh, tan.

- "tanner tells me your food's so good."

"you'd better be being nice to my boy!"

- that's true, tan. - Yeah.

- Oh, there's girls dancing at this bar, boys.

- Woo! - Thank you for not killing us.

- Here you go.

- Oh, yeah, boys! - Yeah!

- Look at this.

- Patong is probably the most wild place on the planet.

It's like vegas meets spring break.

You can see a ping-pong show, get piercings,

get tattooed, and an std, all in one.

- Oh, boys! - Yeah, boys!

[ dance music plays ]

- I would love to go home, but the thought of being

alone in a cab for an hour in the middle of thailand...

There's ping-pong shows everywhere.

The club is scary, but outside might be scarier.

[ trilling ]

- smashton!

- Hey, hey!

[ dance music continues ]

woo!

[ laughter ]

- ow!

- Get in the back seat.

- Get in the van.

- Ow [bleep]!

- I'm going in that one.

- Do not leave me in here with...

I can't... I can't do it, I won't do it.

- What?

- Woo!

Ugh, why?

I've not given him any signs that I want this.

In fact, the opposite.

I don't care how drunk somebody is...

Even if I am blackout drunk,

I don't accidentally make out with somebody twice.

- Oi, ashton. Oi, gimme... Gimme the keys.

[ grunting ]

- so I'm gonna... I'm gonna go in the back.

- Okay. All right, we're good, we're good.

- Nope.

- All right, everybody's okay, let's go.

- Oh, my god, you guys are a disaster.

Say it to my face, ashton.

- You just put your tongue down my throat,

like, four minutes ago.

- Yeah, again. Again.

- I loved it. - Do you know how rude that is?

- Yeah, I loved it.

- Yeah, get... Stop touching me.

- I have been that drunk, and you haven't been that lucky.

- Come on, relax.

- Let's all just go to sleep until we get back to the boat.

- That's for you. - Just gimme this.

- Just give it to me.

- Here... - He's...

He's re-gifting...

- Simone, that's for you too. - Aw, thank you.

- Oh, tan. - Oh, tanner.

- Oh, tan!

- Oh, tan, please tell me you did not

get anyone pregnant, did you?

- Tanner's mom's pretty...

- What else you guys wanna talk about besides tanner's mom?

Ashton, what's going on with your mom?

- You were talking about tanner's mom,

so I was like, how's your mom.

- No, I...

- No, I... - No, no, hold on...

Get the [bleep] over yourself, kate.

- Oi.

- Ashton, I think it was just a mom comment.

- Oi, I know.

- That's his family.

- It's all right. It's all right.

- What... - Oi, oi, oi...

- What gives you the right to bring my family...

What gives you the right... - All right, come on, bro...

- To bring my family... - Oi, oi, oi...

- What gives... - Oi, calm down, calm down, bro.

Calm down. Calm down.

Jesus christ!

- To b

- what gives... - Calm down...

Oi, oi, oi, calm down. Calm down, bro.

- Oi, oi...

- What gives you the right to bring my family into ----ing...

- You were talking about his family.

- What... What gives you the right...

- You were talking about his mom.

- What gives you...

- You were talking about his mom.

- This is not okay.

It's like he morphed into the incredible hulk,

but it's not so incredible, because I am stuck

in a small space with him, and I am the target of his anger.

Did you just punch the window?

- That's not how I define myself.

- Okay, thank you. - Okay?

- What the [bleep]'s wrong with you?

What is wrong with you?

- Yo, yo, chill out.

- What the [bleep] is wrong with you?

- Chill...

- I had fun dancing with you.

- ----Ing jiminy cricket.

- You do what you need to do.

- Woo...

- Where is rhylee?

- Oh, you don't know what just happened.

It was so scary.

- Let's go downstairs to the crew mess.

- We already knew that.

- What's your concern?

- My behavior.

- Talk to us... - I'm trying to...

- What are you actually on about?

- Please do ----ing explain yourself.

- What?

- I was not talking sh-- about your mom.

- We make fun of tanner's mom on a daily

that tanner is comfortable with.

That is my crew that I ----ing manage.

So please, tell me where you think you need

to involve yourself... - I didn't know--

- ...In managing my own crew.

- It is.

- Hold on, hold on, hold on...

Sorry, sorry.

Because your ----ing big bitch boots, let's call tanner here.

Ashton's ----ing drunk.

- Tanner?

- Tanner?

- You said you felt like I was attacking tanner's mom.

- Because you know ----ing less than you think you

----ing know, kate, and that's my point about you.

You think you ----ing know everything about

all the ----ing crew.

I'm so sick of you and your ----ing attitude,

because you do think that you are better

than the rest of the crew.

Do you feel that way?

- Thank you, tanner, for being honest.

- Everybody feels that way about you, kate.

- Cool.

- No.

- [bleep]

- the minute somebody attacks me about my family,

I'm gonna get very emotional.

- Don't you ----ing pack.

I know, but...

- You don't have to gracefully do sh-- right now.

- Okay.

- It's why it's...

- I get that.

- Do you think he didn't look like an idiot doing that?

Okay, bye. Bye.

- Don't...

- She challenged me on something.

- It was intense.

- Kate, let me ask you a question.

- Do you wanna talk to captain lee?

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