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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,965 [Gophers chirping] 2 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:14,055 [Fire crackling] 3 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:18,643 [Rock music begins] 4 00:00:18,643 --> 00:00:21,187 Hello fellow students. Haha 5 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:26,901 For the first time ever, I'm your host, Greg Young, for the school radio 6 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:32,157 Unfortunately the last host is in the slammer after that weird incident with... Uh... 7 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:33,199 The Stabbing 8 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:37,037 But I'd just like to take this opprotunity to welcome all of my fellow freshman 9 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:40,623 as we begin our careers at this wonderful university 10 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:44,169 Ah. And now, time for your morning jams 11 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:51,468 [Rock music intensifies] 12 00:00:55,346 --> 00:00:58,600 [Soft piano music] 13 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,101 What did you say? 14 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,605 I think it's best if I leave now 15 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:06,691 Don't you? 16 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:10,904 No, no, no. Before that you said something about leaving, what was it? 17 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:12,530 Goodbye, Will 18 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:14,532 No, that wasn't it 19 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,455 She broke up with me 20 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:21,414 I know 21 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,879 Your girlfriend, Calamity, broke up with you last week 22 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:30,006 I heard you the first hundred times 23 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:31,466 Can we talk about me now? 24 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:32,675 She broke up with me... 25 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:40,391 My date with Suzy went perfectly dreadful, thank you for asking 26 00:01:40,391 --> 00:01:42,560 I just don't know what went wrong 27 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,188 Me neither, she wouldn't put out at all 28 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:47,690 What? 29 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:50,401 Oh... I'm... I'm sorry, Izzy. How did your date go with... 30 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:52,403 What was her name? Sally? 31 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:53,363 It went great, thanks 32 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:58,701 What's on this sandwich? 33 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:00,370 [Izzy] Hot sauce 34 00:02:00,703 --> 00:02:02,872 And that's not a sandwich, that's a cookie 35 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:10,839 You OK, Will? 36 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:13,716 Yeah, I'm fine... 37 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,265 Gimme that! 38 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:23,393 Didn't Calamity give this to you last year? 39 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:24,602 No 40 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:29,858 Listen. As your best friend and your roomate, I've got to level with you 41 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,985 You're seriously starting to bum me out 42 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,863 Remeber the date I brought over the other night, Jennifer? 43 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:35,822 Yeah 44 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:40,827 Well, she spent almost the entire time comforting you and not making out with me 45 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:43,413 She was sweet 46 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,039 Yeah, but so bad in bed 47 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:46,749 You're missing the point 48 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:48,626 I am? 49 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:49,669 Yes! 50 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:53,089 You have to get over Calamity, man. It's been a whole month! 51 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,717 We've been dating since freshman year of highschool 52 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:58,219 How do you expect me to get over four years just like that? 53 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:00,722 I used to suck dick freshman year 54 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:03,099 You grow out of these things! 55 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:05,977 It's not the same thing 56 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:08,730 I've got an idea 57 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:09,731 Follow me 58 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:17,697 Leave it! 59 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,824 I said, leave it! 60 00:03:19,824 --> 00:03:21,659 It was an anniversary present, come on 61 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:23,161 From Calamity! Exactly! 62 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,537 That's why you can't have it 63 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:25,997 It's toxic for you 64 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:28,082 It's like a hot iron around your neck 65 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:31,502 burning the idea that you might get back together with her into your mind 66 00:03:31,502 --> 00:03:33,171 Yeah, but we might get back together 67 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:34,130 See! 68 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:38,927 Wait 69 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,803 Is that my... Is that my phone? 70 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:41,596 How did you get that? 71 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,224 Honey, pickpocketing you is like taking guns from a liberal 72 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,516 Have you heard of Tinder? 73 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:46,267 Yeah 74 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,144 Well that's exactly what you need 75 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:50,104 Someone to help you get over Calamity 76 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:51,064 I don't know... 77 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,023 Come on! It'll be great 78 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:55,944 Ok, we just have to update your account... 79 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,196 Wait, you... already installed it on my phone? 80 00:03:58,196 --> 00:03:59,155 Yeah... 81 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:02,408 It's easier to get the straight ones if I pretend to be a guy at first 82 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:04,619 Wait, you... you pretended to be me? 83 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:05,870 How often do you have my phone? 84 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,538 I'm your roomate, not a saint 85 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:08,706 Here! Profile picture! 86 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:09,666 Hey! 87 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,963 Youch... Maybe not that one... 88 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:15,922 OK, here 89 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,259 Eh, OK 90 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,761 Uh... Describe yourself 91 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:25,181 I'm lost 92 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:28,309 My life has no purpose 93 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:31,521 She left me and now I have nothing left 94 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,940 I'm just a loose collection of 95 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:38,403 Punk-emo song lyrics and a future in alcoholism 96 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:43,032 Working at a dead-end job until and inevitably early death... 97 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:46,577 How about 98 00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:48,413 "six-four" 99 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,499 OK, and? 100 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:52,333 Oh, that's it 101 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:53,293 I'm not even that tall 102 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,128 [ding] Hey, you've already got a match 103 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:59,674 Yeah, but isn't she dating that guy from Alpha Alpha Alpha? 104 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,134 [Frat Dudes in distance] Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! 105 00:05:01,884 --> 00:05:05,179 Maybe, but trust me she gets around and boy can that girl... 106 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:06,764 Yeah... Yeah... That's enough... 107 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:07,724 Thanks 108 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:08,725 Enough? 109 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,810 Come on, you can't give up yet! 110 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:11,769 What about... 111 00:05:11,769 --> 00:05:16,065 Cheryl Thomas! She has a dog, that's an instant turn on right? 112 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,234 Nah, her nose is too big 113 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:21,029 That's like the hundredth time you've said that! 114 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:24,115 Not all their noses can be too big 115 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:28,286 I'm sorry, but I'm not just going to give up on Calamity 116 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:30,163 I still love her 117 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,498 She might still come around 118 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,418 Give me that! 119 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:40,590 I'm going to put this right here, under the skull of Andrew Jackson 120 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,133 And you better not touch it 121 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:46,095 You remeber what happened last time someone touched my prized skull 122 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,181 You made out with them? 123 00:05:48,222 --> 00:05:49,265 No! After that 124 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:51,267 You had sex with them? 125 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:52,769 Before that! 126 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:55,772 I think I'm lost 127 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,398 I gave her a black eye, Will. 128 00:05:57,398 --> 00:05:58,816 A black eye 129 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:04,364 Calamity has such pretty eyes 130 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,949 Ugh, you need to get over her! 131 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:09,535 I have an idea 132 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:12,622 You know the yearly bonfire put on by Alpha Alpha Alpha? 133 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:15,041 [Frat Dudes in backyard] Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! 134 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,627 Stay the hell out of our yard! 135 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:20,963 It'd be perfect 136 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:23,925 You could throw the necklace into the bonfire and be done with it 137 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,551 It's metaphorical or something 138 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,261 You like that kind of shit, right? 139 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:30,556 I don't know, that doesn't sound like a very good idea 140 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:32,767 At least think about it, OK? 141 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:33,726 [Will] Nope 142 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:36,145 So you're not stalking Calamity? 143 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:40,650 Nope 144 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,944 Really? Because it looks 145 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:45,988 like you're using my spy-ear to listen in on her conversation 146 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:47,657 Why do you even have this thing? 147 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:48,908 That's besides the point 148 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,577 Anyway, have you given any more thought to the whole bonfire thing? 149 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:52,829 Shh, shh, she's talking 150 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,872 [Izzy trailing off] I just think it would be really good for.... 151 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:55,873 Uh, huh 152 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:57,959 Uh, huh 153 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:02,964 So where is this bonfire thing anyway? 154 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:05,842 Huh 155 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:08,344 Ok, yeah. I'll... I'll see you there 156 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,431 [Snapping] [Izzy] Are you even listening to me? 157 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,141 Yeah, um... 158 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:18,938 Yeah 159 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:21,315 I think your bonfire thing is a really good idea 160 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:24,235 Really? Because just a minute ago you said... 161 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:27,280 Yeah, yeah, I know. I wasn't thinking clearly 162 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,116 I think it'd be a really go idea for me to go and... uh... 163 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,909 Burn the necklace? 164 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:33,828 Burn the neckalce! What are you talking about? I mean... 165 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:36,539 Yeah, yeah, uh 166 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:39,500 I think that's a really good idea. I'm glad we're on the same page now 167 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:42,128 Me too, I think it's really good that you're going to go 168 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:43,963 There's no way you're going 169 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,590 I've asked everyone I know 170 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,175 These Alpha Alpha Alpha... 171 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,593 [Frat Dudes in distance] Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! 172 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,763 These... Triple-A events are really exclusive 173 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:55,600 If you don't get an invitation there's no way you can go 174 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,352 All my contacts in the fraternity are... 175 00:07:58,352 --> 00:08:00,313 Angry at me to sya the least 176 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,484 There's got to be someway to get them to notice me 177 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,321 That's it, I've got an idea 178 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,489 Alpha Alpha Alpha... 179 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,032 Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! 180 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,742 Don't you have anything better to do? 181 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:17,538 Anyway, the fraternity is putting on a talent show 182 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:19,999 If you win, they have to invite you 183 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:21,584 Izzy... 184 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:26,130 You know I can't perform in front of an audience 185 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:27,757 Not since... 186 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,342 The incident 187 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:31,219 You know you have to 188 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,222 You're right 189 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:38,059 [music intensifies] But this may be the hardest thing I've ever had to do 190 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:45,942 You know? 191 00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:48,402 It wasn't that bad 192 00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:50,738 Not at all. You really surprised me 193 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:54,075 I didn't think you could give such a touching rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" 194 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,034 Yeah 195 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,038 Hey... Uh... 196 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,039 [Will] Uh Will 197 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,040 Whatever 198 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:04,460 I just wanted to let you know that... Uh... Those weren't tears during your song 199 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:05,878 I...I had something in my eye 200 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,588 Well, I'm glad you liked it 201 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:09,715 Can I go to the bonfire? 202 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:16,347 Do you have any idea what you're asking? 203 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:20,685 Our holy order does not take kindly to outsiders like you 204 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,311 Come on man, there's something I can do 205 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,566 You live with that Izzy chick, right? 206 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:28,317 Yeah 207 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,279 I want to teach her a lesson 208 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:33,864 I want you to steal her skull 209 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:36,909 Her skull? 210 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:42,498 The skull of the Andrew Jackson that has been passed down in her family for generations 211 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,167 Why? What did she do to you? 212 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,795 I'd uh... Rather not talk about it 213 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:50,756 That is literally the one thing in this world that she cares about 214 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:53,175 She brags about it to everyone 215 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,845 What could possibly justify me stealing it? 216 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,388 She uh... 217 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:58,347 She slept with my girlfriend 218 00:09:58,347 --> 00:09:58,931 [Will] What? 219 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,725 She slept with my girlfriend 220 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,106 God... She'd hate me 221 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,942 Well if you want to go to the bonfire, that's what you've got to do 222 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,697 Fine, fine, I'll do it 223 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:15,656 OK 224 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:17,950 And you better bring it 225 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,493 Or else 226 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,298 Well? How'd it go? 227 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:34,675 I'm in 228 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:42,350 [Piano music begins] 229 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,108 [Izzy] What are you doing? 230 00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:52,360 Uh... Nothing 231 00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:55,696 You're stealing my skull 232 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:58,449 Yeah 233 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:02,328 Frat dude said I couldn't come to the bonfire unless I stole your skull 234 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:05,498 Something about wanting revenge for you sleeping with his girlfriend 235 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:07,541 Oh yeah... 236 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:12,254 But... This is serious 237 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,216 You, my only confidant 238 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,218 Are stealing my skull 239 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:20,012 My family heirloom, the skull of Andrew Jackson 240 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:22,640 The only thing in this world that I care about 241 00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:28,312 [Izzy] Take it 242 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,313 What? 243 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:33,317 You need to get over Calamity and if this is going to help you do that, then 244 00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:35,277 Take it 245 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,032 But you owe me 246 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,702 and you know that is not something that I take lightly 247 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:50,084 [Izzy] It's just a stupid piece of platsic anyway 248 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,129 [Intense piano music begins] 249 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:57,591 [Fire crackling and people chattering in the background] 250 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:58,110 [Greg over the radio] Hello! I'm your host, Greg Young 251 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,112 And I don't know about you, but 252 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,322 I am getting excited 253 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:04,575 Halloween is just around the corner and in celebration 254 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:10,372 Joshua Andrews is throwing a Halloween party and all are invited 255 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:12,249 Maybe I should throw a party sometime 256 00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:13,876 In recent news 257 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:20,382 Dr. Stanford is making a slow but steady recovery from her unfortunate stab wound earlier this year 258 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:24,929 Keep her in your hearts as we play something a bit more relaxing for her 259 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,180 This one's for you 260 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:31,018 [Will] Come on out here, Calamity! 261 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:36,482 Come on out 262 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,192 What? 263 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,652 Are you scared of me? 264 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,738 Why don't you send your new boyfriend on out here? 265 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:44,949 Huh? 266 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,325 I can take him 267 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,871 Why won't those break? 268 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:54,834 [Izzy] Will, get in 269 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,211 Izzy? Is that you? 270 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,170 Hey! 271 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,257 Come on! Throw some bottles with me, it's Calamity's house 272 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:03,092 Do you know what time it is? 273 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,719 Time for revenge 274 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,722 No. It's about 5 am on a wednesday 275 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:11,559 [Izzy] You frantically texted me, telling me to come help 276 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,686 Burn this bitch to the ground 277 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,272 You see there was a change in plans 278 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,232 I couldn't find a lighter 279 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:21,151 That's probably for the best, your breath smells flammable 280 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,404 Did you drink all of those? 281 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,615 Well, you see 282 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:31,912 I can drink a lot of beer over the course of two weeks 283 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:36,500 But yes, I did drink all of that last night 284 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,252 Who gets drunk off beer? 285 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,504 I'm allowed a vice or two 286 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:41,881 Or twenty 287 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:46,260 Hey, I am over Calamity, fire rain down upon her 288 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,637 What else do you want me to do? 289 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,682 I don't know! Maybe not commit attempted property damage 290 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,228 [Izzy] And I may have some bad news for you 291 00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,480 This is isn't Calamity's house 292 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,399 It's not Calamity's house? What are you... 293 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,861 Shit 294 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:09,825 Sorry about that, ma'am. Just got to get him back to the mental institution 295 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:11,702 Isabelle? 296 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,622 That's my name. Do I know you? 297 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:15,581 It's Lily 298 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,666 From high school? 299 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,128 How could you not remember me? 300 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,173 [Lily] Huh 301 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:26,675 You know... 302 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,929 You meant more to me than any other person 303 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:33,057 I'm glad to know those feeling were reciprocated 304 00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,602 Uh... I'm... I'm sorry 305 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:37,561 Screw you 306 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:46,570 You know? 307 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,822 All things considered 308 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,033 That could have gone worse 309 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,160 [Will] Let's get out of here 310 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,495 Yeah 311 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,791 [Intense music begins] 312 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:09,176 [Dull thud] 313 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,391 [Dull thud] 314 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,894 I swear, Will. Throw one more and we are going to find out which is gonna break first 315 00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:19,853 This bottle or your head 316 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,814 Sorry about that Izzy. It's just 317 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:26,151 It's the only thing I've found that will get you out of that walking coma you've been in since this morning 318 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,695 Well, what do you want then? 319 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,113 I was just wondering, could you like 320 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:32,491 Set me up on a blind date with someone you know or something? 321 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,994 I'm not sure I know any blind girls 322 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,748 Ha ha. That's very funny, but I'm serious 323 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,291 I'm moving past Calamity 324 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,751 Strike her with lighting 325 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,045 And I'm ready to put myself back out there 326 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,881 I'm not cupid. Why don't you just use Tinder? 327 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,675 [Sigh] 328 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,385 Nobody mayched with me... 329 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,346 Well, I can't do magic, Will 330 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:58,100 I don't need magic I'm just a little out of practice 331 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,854 You're just gonna have to get a girl to fall for you the old fashioned way 332 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,815 [Both snicker] 333 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,442 Ok, fine, fine 334 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:09,570 The girl I'm going on a date with tomorrow has a straight sister 335 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:13,657 I don't know if she's single, but I can ask if she's interested in going on a double date 336 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:14,616 How's that? 337 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:17,161 That'd be great, but I thought you said your date was tonight? 338 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:19,621 [Softly] Shit 339 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,500 Are you sure she's not blind? 340 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,302 Izzy, we're here 341 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,055 [Sigh] 342 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,473 Don't you dare! 343 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,682 Worked, didn't it? 344 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,309 Come on, let's go. We're already late 345 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:43,854 I just... don't know what the problem is. I'm just so nervous 346 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,042 It's understandable 347 00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:48,400 This is my first date with someone new in four years 348 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,777 I'm more nervous than I've ever been 349 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,821 Well of course you're nervous, but this is me we're talking about 350 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:57,201 The poets write epics about my conquests. I don't just get nervous 351 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,745 Maybe you're becoming more like a normal human 352 00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:02,623 Just don't mess this up for me, OK? 353 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,167 [Will] You haven't even told me anything about these girls 354 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,294 What's to tell, they're eligible and cute 355 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,588 At least give me something... Like a name 356 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,216 Whitney and Brittany! Now let's go, we're gonna be late 357 00:18:14,599 --> 00:18:15,969 I just said that 358 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,680 [Whitney] And that's when I said 359 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:23,727 At how acrobatic your mother is 360 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:26,355 [Awkward laughter] 361 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:29,650 [Will's deafening lonliness embodied by a laugh] 362 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,278 [Brittany] Anyway, I feel like we've been doing all the talking 363 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,197 Why don't you tell us a little about yourself? 364 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:42,204 Um... Can I have just a second, with my friend? 365 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,664 Um... S...Sure 366 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,664 Sorry 367 00:18:44,664 --> 00:18:46,083 Will, this is important 368 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,083 What? What is it? 369 00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:49,461 Which one is Whitney and which one is Brittany? 370 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,213 Brittany's the one that... 371 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,006 No, Whitney's wearing... 372 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:54,842 Oh god... 373 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,176 You can't remember either? 374 00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,427 Well, what are we gonna do? 375 00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,221 Maybe they don't know our names? 376 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,140 Is everything alright, Izzy? 377 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,725 Oh, you know my name 378 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,315 So... What are you... What are you studying? 379 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,026 What am I studying? 380 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:17,447 I am... Studying... Names! 381 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,076 And I... Definitely know yours 382 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,037 I... I never forget people... 383 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:25,037 Ever 384 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:28,292 Huh... 385 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,713 So... Haha... What are you studying, Will? 386 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,550 I'm actually really glad you asked that, because it is really interesting 387 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,803 [It wasn't] So I study a very particular area of history that studies... 388 00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:41,037 [Eerie music] 389 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,877 Excuse me 390 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,824 [Whitney, I think?] What's this bitch's problem? 391 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,668 Sorry about that 392 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,696 [Intense piano music] 393 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,893 Izzy, what's going on with you? 394 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,354 Is it that girl from this morning? 395 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,939 The one whose name you couldn't remember? 396 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:36,568 I just... I don't get it. What is wrong with me? 397 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:40,489 How can I affect someone that much and not even remeber them? 398 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:44,117 I meant the world to her, and I couldn't even remember her name 399 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:49,915 [Sigh] I have been with a lot of women 400 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:53,293 Are all of them out there right now just hating me? 401 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:57,172 Is that the price I have to pay to just have a little bit of fun? 402 00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,549 Why? I... 403 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:01,760 It's not like I lie to them 404 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,555 They should understand that it's just... Casual 405 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,940 What's so wrong with that? 406 00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:10,939 Izzy... I... 407 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,646 I don't know what to say 408 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,524 [Sigh] Well 409 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,068 I totally ruined tonight for you so 410 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,237 I'll talk to her and I'll get you a proper date 411 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:21,237 [Will] Izzy 412 00:21:21,237 --> 00:21:22,823 And I'll learn her damn name 413 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:27,822 You know? 414 00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:29,371 I've got an idea 415 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,415 It's nothing revolutionary, but... 416 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,126 You know that Halloween party that's this weekend? 417 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:38,297 I feel like it would be really good for you to go and you know... 418 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,507 Unwind, forget your problems 419 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,343 [Sigh] You're right, it can't hurt 420 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,556 [Party music begins] 421 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:50,434 [Sounds of people chatting and having a good time] 422 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,115 You seem to pretty to be a wall-flower 423 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,138 Come dance with me 424 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:38,190 [Music fades out as the fountain grows louder] 425 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:03,340 It's weird seeing you without your hat 426 00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:07,790 No! I like it 427 00:23:07,790 --> 00:23:09,304 Aw... Thanks 428 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,236 This is actually kind of cute 429 00:23:14,236 --> 00:23:17,062 I'm glad you think so. My roomate thought I was crazy 430 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:19,880 I like it 431 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,567 I haven't been to a library in so long 432 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:26,238 I can't believe I've been missing out on such classics as 433 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:30,534 What to say when you talk to yourself 434 00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:33,078 Thank you very much [Both laugh] 435 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,725 Are you ok? 436 00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,721 Have you ever... Hurt someone 437 00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:54,266 And felt like there was nothing you could do about it? 438 00:23:54,975 --> 00:24:00,147 Like... Maybe if they just felt how you felt, or saw what you saw 439 00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:02,482 It would be alright, but 440 00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:04,693 They don't. And it isn't 441 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:07,572 I have, yeah 442 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,783 I just... I don't know what I'm doing wrong 443 00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:15,287 I'm not a bad person, I just... 444 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,539 Do what I do and people get hurt 445 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,388 It's not your fault 446 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,547 You don't control people's feelings 447 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,801 You don't make them care for you 448 00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:32,512 They make that decision all on their own 449 00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:36,808 The only thing you can do 450 00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:38,310 Is just 451 00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:40,412 Be yourself 452 00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:42,481 And know that one day 453 00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:45,358 That'll be enough 454 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,492 I had a great time tonight, Will 455 00:24:58,830 --> 00:24:59,782 Give me a call some time 456 00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:15,639 [Magical lesbian music begins] 457 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:38,745 Izzy is that you? 458 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:43,416 Remember when you said you owed me for the skull thing? 459 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:44,416 Yeah? 460 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:45,752 [Magical lesbian music intensifies] 461 00:26:06,486 --> 00:26:09,150 [Birds chirping] 462 00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:12,612 [Greg over radio] Hello! 463 00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:16,992 And this is a special broadcast from me, your host, Greg Young 464 00:26:17,379 --> 00:26:21,496 I would just like to invite everyone to a house party I will be throwing 465 00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:22,789 in two weeks time. 466 00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:25,208 There will be plenty of pizza and beer 467 00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:27,127 so stop by and have some fun 468 00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,128 [pen clicks, paper crumples] 469 00:26:28,146 --> 00:26:30,589 [Greg on radio] Also, the student board would like me to remind everyone 470 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:34,092 that stabbing your professors willl not excuse you from midterms 471 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:37,304 and that Dr. Stanford is expected to make a full recovery 472 00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:39,598 from her second set of stabbing wounds 473 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:40,223 [paper crumples] 474 00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:42,100 [Greg on radio] Thank you, and have a marvelous day 475 00:26:43,425 --> 00:26:44,811 What is this? 476 00:26:47,129 --> 00:26:48,129 What is what? 477 00:26:48,129 --> 00:26:51,568 This monstrosity that you've cursed our table with. 478 00:26:53,908 --> 00:26:55,155 Ohhh, that. 479 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:57,324 That's just something I picked up from the thrift store the over day. 480 00:26:57,324 --> 00:27:00,368 Table felt like... Just felt like it needed something. 481 00:27:00,854 --> 00:27:02,162 Yeah, you know what? You're right. 482 00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:03,872 It does need something. 483 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:06,124 I know exactly what it needs. 484 00:27:06,384 --> 00:27:09,294 But since that is lost in the forest somewhere 485 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,421 among the embers of a certain bonfire 486 00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:13,423 I just really don't think that this 487 00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:14,423 belongs here 488 00:27:15,006 --> 00:27:16,551 [scoffs] That's really rich 489 00:27:16,842 --> 00:27:19,095 You trying to tell me what does and doesn't belong here 490 00:27:19,095 --> 00:27:20,597 Because I can think of a really good example 491 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:23,016 of something you brought home recently that doesn't belong 492 00:27:23,193 --> 00:27:24,193 What? 493 00:27:28,953 --> 00:27:31,775 Will, can I have a word with you in the kitchen please? 494 00:27:33,237 --> 00:27:35,403 [Izzy sighs] Will, I... 495 00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:36,863 [Izzy sighs again] 496 00:27:39,813 --> 00:27:42,118 I have just been having 497 00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:44,621 a really tough couple of weeks 498 00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:48,375 and... I'm not saying that Calamity is the answer to all my problems 499 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:53,046 but... she... makes me feel good 500 00:27:53,765 --> 00:27:57,842 I... really need somebody like her right now 501 00:27:58,462 --> 00:27:59,302 No offense 502 00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:02,013 I just need someone more than a friend right now 503 00:28:03,030 --> 00:28:06,267 Things just... Aren't the way they used to be 504 00:28:06,714 --> 00:28:10,438 Things that used to make sense to me... Just don't anymore 505 00:28:11,455 --> 00:28:13,149 I feel so... 506 00:28:13,794 --> 00:28:15,527 unsure of myself 507 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,696 But this... This makes sense to me 508 00:28:20,571 --> 00:28:22,409 One of Calamity's famous notes 509 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:23,910 Are you even listening to me? 510 00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:25,662 [mockingly] I cooked something for dinner tonight 511 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:26,662 [disgusted] Love, Calamity 512 00:28:27,802 --> 00:28:29,791 Can you not read those? They're private 513 00:28:30,039 --> 00:28:31,918 Why doesn't she just text like a normal person? 514 00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:32,918 Will, listen 515 00:28:32,918 --> 00:28:36,339 I've known you for years. Your friendship is really important to me 516 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:39,050 but this relationship is important to me, too 517 00:28:39,248 --> 00:28:41,636 And I just need to know that you can handle it 518 00:28:42,181 --> 00:28:43,263 Okay, look. It's just... 519 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:47,183 it's really weird. My best friend and my ex-girlfriend... 520 00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:49,018 like, together? Dating? 521 00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:51,229 Like, I... I just need some time, okay? 522 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:53,440 So you're not gonna be a dick about this? 523 00:28:54,431 --> 00:28:56,401 When have I ever been a dick? 524 00:28:57,690 --> 00:29:01,448 Okay, fair enough... But... [Will sighs] 525 00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:03,241 I'll be okay, alright? 526 00:29:10,604 --> 00:29:11,791 Will! 527 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:13,960 Will, wait up 528 00:29:14,555 --> 00:29:15,128 What? 529 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:15,706 Slow down! 530 00:29:15,706 --> 00:29:16,838 I have to get to class. 531 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,673 You don't have another class today 532 00:29:18,822 --> 00:29:21,134 Don't you just have to wait for me to drive you home? 533 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,343 What's wrong? 534 00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:23,970 [Will sighs] Nothing's wrong 535 00:29:24,367 --> 00:29:26,848 Is it because Calamity was in class with us? 536 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,683 We were just holding hands! 537 00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,769 Well that was some pretty damn sensual hand holding! 538 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,730 Sensual?? What are you even talking about? 539 00:29:34,226 --> 00:29:36,107 You said you'd be okay with this! 540 00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:39,360 Well... Look, you're doing it again! Get a room. 541 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,737 You are impossible. 542 00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:41,737 Izzy... 543 00:29:41,737 --> 00:29:44,532 Impossible? This is not about you and Calamity 544 00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:46,826 Will... Maybe this isn't the best time 545 00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:49,370 No. You know what? I think this is a great time 546 00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:50,830 What is it about then? 547 00:29:51,549 --> 00:29:54,167 It's about the... It's about the... 548 00:29:54,762 --> 00:29:56,002 That's what I thought. 549 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:59,714 Why can't you just get over yourself and be happy for me? 550 00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:00,590 Should I leave? 551 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:01,758 [Will] Yes! [Izzy] No! 552 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,344 It's fine. I'll just catch you later, okay? 553 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:08,264 Let's just hang. You and me. 554 00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:10,475 Will's just being rude right now 555 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:13,728 Me rude? I am not the one who betrayed my best friend 556 00:30:16,471 --> 00:30:18,566 Please... I can just come by later... 557 00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:20,610 No, we are figuring this out right now 558 00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:21,610 Will, wait 559 00:30:21,610 --> 00:30:22,695 What do you two want? 560 00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:24,405 Really, I should just go 561 00:30:25,621 --> 00:30:28,910 Will, I did not betray you. You said you were over her 562 00:30:29,304 --> 00:30:30,411 Look, I'm trying 563 00:30:30,411 --> 00:30:32,247 You said you were over her! 564 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,040 Well maybe I lied, okay?? 565 00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:38,711 Look. You kept telling me that I needed to get over her, and I am trying my hardest 566 00:30:38,711 --> 00:30:41,464 but my feelings for her aren't just going to go away overnight 567 00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:44,551 and it doesn't get any easier if she's around here all the time 568 00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:47,804 Well... That's... Just the way it has to be right now 569 00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:50,765 Look... I want to feel happy for you 570 00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:54,394 but it's just... Calamity, you know what I'm trying to say, right? 571 00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:57,146 Shit. 572 00:31:07,969 --> 00:31:11,411 [bittersweet piano music begins] 573 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,880 [Izzy sighs] 574 00:31:19,048 --> 00:31:20,048 Izzy? 575 00:31:21,349 --> 00:31:22,797 [Will sighs] 576 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,016 [magical lesbian music begins] 577 00:31:42,559 --> 00:31:44,197 [fountain bubbling] 578 00:31:44,197 --> 00:31:45,197 Calamity. 579 00:31:45,197 --> 00:31:46,696 Calamity... I'm... 580 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,406 so sorry about that 581 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:50,199 I don't know what came over him 582 00:31:51,115 --> 00:31:52,327 Calamity... 583 00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:07,926 My parents made me enroll here. 584 00:32:08,610 --> 00:32:09,610 What? 585 00:32:12,921 --> 00:32:15,099 [bittersweet piano music plays] 586 00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:17,352 I wanted to go to USC 587 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,020 [water splashes] 588 00:32:19,553 --> 00:32:22,899 But... they said I'd never get in 589 00:32:23,850 --> 00:32:26,152 So... They sent me here 590 00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:29,072 Calamity... What are you talking about? 591 00:32:32,192 --> 00:32:36,204 I don't think I can be the person that you want me to be 592 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:38,539 What do you mean, who you want me to be? 593 00:32:39,529 --> 00:32:42,961 I heard you talking to Will in the kitchen this morning... 594 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,046 and I'm so afraid that I-- 595 00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:47,632 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about Will 596 00:32:48,165 --> 00:32:51,302 I know he hasn't warmed back up to you yet... But, he will 597 00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:53,096 He just... Needs time 598 00:32:53,096 --> 00:32:54,305 Izzy... 599 00:32:54,610 --> 00:32:59,060 You said yourself that you can't control sombody else's feelings 600 00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:01,980 It's not your fault that Will's mad at you 601 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,440 You are... amazing 602 00:33:04,939 --> 00:33:07,068 And Will knew that at one point 603 00:33:07,782 --> 00:33:09,195 and now I do 604 00:33:10,339 --> 00:33:12,865 You mean so much to me, Calamity 605 00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:15,576 I just... Don't want Will to get in the way of that 606 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,446 He isn't 607 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:19,789 I'm glad 608 00:33:21,216 --> 00:33:22,583 I... I've gotta go 609 00:33:24,634 --> 00:33:27,296 We're still having dinner together later, right? 610 00:33:28,985 --> 00:33:32,218 I... I think so. Yeah 611 00:33:43,236 --> 00:33:45,398 [cars come and go] 612 00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:56,075 [phone rings] 613 00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:58,995 [Izzy's voicemail begins] Hey bitch, leave a message 614 00:33:59,759 --> 00:34:02,206 Hey Izzy, it's Will... 615 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:06,210 Um... I'm sure you didn't forget, but I'm waiting at our normal pick up spot 616 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:10,965 Uh... If you could please hurry... It's getting pretty cold 617 00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:14,427 Uh, give me a call whenever you get this, I guess 618 00:34:17,273 --> 00:34:19,640 [voicemail beeps] Hey bitch, leave a message 619 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:24,854 Hey Izzy. I'm sure you didn't forget me... C'mon 620 00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:27,148 [voicemail beeps] Hey bitch, leave a message 621 00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:29,942 Hey Izzy. It's your old pal Will... 622 00:34:29,942 --> 00:34:35,109 I just wanna let you know... I totally forgive you for forgetting me 623 00:34:35,109 --> 00:34:39,327 Just... Please hurry up. It's getting really cold out 624 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:41,162 [voicemail beeps] Hey bitch, leave a message 625 00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:45,374 Hey Izzy... I'm freezing. Please... 626 00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:46,374 [voicemail beeps] Izzy... 627 00:34:46,374 --> 00:34:47,374 [voicemail beeps] Izzy! 628 00:34:47,374 --> 00:34:48,374 [voicemail beeps] Izzy... 629 00:34:48,374 --> 00:34:48,961 [voicemail beeps] 630 00:34:48,961 --> 00:34:49,961 [Will sighs] 631 00:34:52,913 --> 00:34:54,926 Izzy... I'm gonna walk home now 632 00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:59,680 [shivering] I s-swear to God, if I f-freeze to death I'm gonna h-haunt your ass f-forever 633 00:35:12,853 --> 00:35:15,307 [car approaches] 634 00:35:16,688 --> 00:35:18,032 Calamity? 635 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,704 Get a phone! 636 00:35:32,048 --> 00:35:36,050 [hopeful piano music plays] 637 00:35:50,998 --> 00:35:53,442 [Izzy's fingers tapping on table] 638 00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:56,320 [somber piano music plays] 639 00:35:59,835 --> 00:36:04,495 [phone rings] 640 00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:07,832 [voicemail beeps] Hey, it's Will. If you're calling I'm probably busy. 641 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,542 Leave a message, I guess 642 00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:12,211 Hey, uh... Have you seen Calamity anywhere? 643 00:36:12,211 --> 00:36:14,297 Just... wondering 644 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:17,049 Call me if you see her, I guess 645 00:36:19,570 --> 00:36:21,137 [Izzy sighs] 646 00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:27,935 [dramatic piano music plays] 647 00:36:27,935 --> 00:36:29,395 [owl hoots, crickets chirp] 648 00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:31,898 [door opens and shuts] 649 00:36:32,075 --> 00:36:33,149 Will? 650 00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:34,149 Izzy 651 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:36,444 God, Will, am I glad to see you 652 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,821 I've been calling you! Why didn't you pick up? 653 00:36:39,744 --> 00:36:42,533 I'm sorry, why didn't I pick up? That's rich 654 00:36:42,923 --> 00:36:46,120 I was just wondering if you'd seen Calamity anywhere 655 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:50,124 She was supposed to have dinner with me and then she never showed up 656 00:36:50,515 --> 00:36:52,627 No. I haven't seen her 657 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:54,545 Why would you bother calling about something like that? 658 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:57,965 You should have just texted. It would have been easier for me to ignore 659 00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:00,551 I know... I just... 660 00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:05,765 I wanted to say... that I'm... sorry for not coming to pick you up 661 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:09,685 It was stupid and childish... and there's no excuse for it 662 00:37:10,535 --> 00:37:11,938 I'm sorry, Will 663 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,565 No, you know what? I gotta go 664 00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:15,942 You just got here 665 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:17,485 Yeah, something came up 666 00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:19,362 Okay... See you later... 667 00:37:19,974 --> 00:37:22,031 [door opens and shuts] 668 00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:33,125 [Izzy exhales] 669 00:37:37,431 --> 00:37:38,431 [Izzy sighs] 670 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,592 [hopeful piano music plays] 671 00:37:53,109 --> 00:37:54,272 William 672 00:37:54,729 --> 00:37:56,774 I still love you, Calamity 673 00:37:57,606 --> 00:38:02,113 Will... That is not what I wanted to talk to you about 674 00:38:02,986 --> 00:38:03,986 [Calamity sighs] 675 00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:07,451 It's about Izzy 676 00:38:08,183 --> 00:38:09,203 Izzy? 677 00:38:12,155 --> 00:38:14,959 No... No no no. This is about you and me 678 00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:16,836 [Calamity sighs] 679 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,423 There is no you and me 680 00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:24,927 We are... done 681 00:38:24,927 --> 00:38:28,306 But why did you break up with me? I thought things were going so well 682 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:31,559 [exasperated] It's not about you, Will 683 00:38:34,071 --> 00:38:37,398 Everything is... changing 684 00:38:40,571 --> 00:38:47,241 Things that used to make me feel... good... 685 00:38:47,241 --> 00:38:52,455 just... They just don't, anymore 686 00:38:55,519 --> 00:38:58,169 Couldn't you feel that, too? 687 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:01,339 [Calamity sighs] 688 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:04,175 You and me... 689 00:39:06,005 --> 00:39:08,012 It just didn't... 690 00:39:08,569 --> 00:39:10,306 It didn't feel right 691 00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:15,603 [dramatic piano music begins] 692 00:39:33,669 --> 00:39:36,415 You still have that? 693 00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:37,875 Yeah... 694 00:39:37,894 --> 00:39:41,837 Izzy wanted me to burn it... at that bonfire, you know 695 00:39:42,254 --> 00:39:44,507 I just... I couldn't bring myself to do it 696 00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:47,510 You were at the bonfire? 697 00:39:48,743 --> 00:39:53,724 It's just... I keep thinking that if I hold onto it tight enough, then maybe... 698 00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,601 it'll bring you back to me 699 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:59,188 It just it... it feels like a connection back to the way things were 700 00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:01,857 Back when we were all... happy 701 00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:04,732 [hopeful piano music plays] 702 00:40:04,732 --> 00:40:07,530 Growing up sucks, huh? 703 00:40:07,714 --> 00:40:08,989 Yeah... 704 00:40:11,236 --> 00:40:13,164 [Calamity sighs] 705 00:40:13,213 --> 00:40:19,041 Anyway... About Izzy... and what I wanted to talk to you about... 706 00:40:19,054 --> 00:40:21,168 [Calamity] I don't think... [Izzy] Will 707 00:40:21,995 --> 00:40:22,920 Izzy? 708 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,296 What are you doing here? 709 00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:25,840 What am I doing here? 710 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,091 You son of a bitch [slaps] 711 00:40:28,944 --> 00:40:31,345 Okay, look. I can explain. Nothing happened 712 00:40:31,345 --> 00:40:32,388 Calamity, why? 713 00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:34,515 She didn't do anything, okay? 714 00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:38,102 Oh! So I just guess you wrote this note to yourself then, huh? 715 00:40:39,246 --> 00:40:43,399 You know, in case you were wondering, this is what real betrayal looks like 716 00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:46,026 You couldn't just let me be happy with her 717 00:40:46,104 --> 00:40:47,695 Oh, get off your high horse 718 00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:50,739 All of the women in the world and you have to fall for Calamity 719 00:40:50,739 --> 00:40:55,327 You get to be a slut up until the moment it has to do with somebody I care about 720 00:40:56,243 --> 00:40:58,664 Why couldn't you just keep your gay little hands to yourself? 721 00:41:03,201 --> 00:41:05,880 Izzy... I ... I didn't mean that 722 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,174 No, I think you did mean that 723 00:41:10,442 --> 00:41:17,433 I think you mean that you think I can't keep my 'gay little hands' off of any woman that I come across 724 00:41:18,587 --> 00:41:19,894 You know... 725 00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:22,021 I expect this from everybody else 726 00:41:22,657 --> 00:41:28,611 and they can call me a slut... and a whore... and a dyke... 727 00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:32,281 but from you? 728 00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:38,662 [Calamity, hysterically] Izzy! Izzy wait! 729 00:41:57,515 --> 00:42:03,437 [The sound of owls and crickets fill the night] 730 00:42:38,305 --> 00:42:42,017 [Song begins] [Singing] I walk with flowers in my hair 731 00:42:43,143 --> 00:42:47,398 [Singing] I walk with birds singin' in my ear 732 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:50,317 [Singing] I dance on rainy days 733 00:42:50,317 --> 00:42:52,528 [Singing] I laugh my pains away 734 00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:57,825 [Singing] I love with all my heart but that don't make me silly 735 00:42:58,492 --> 00:43:02,746 [Singing] I don't wanna be your manic pixie dream girl 736 00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:07,042 [Singing] I ain't just a little stop on your adventure 737 00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:11,589 [Singing] I don't wanna be your manic pixie dream girl 738 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:15,634 [Singing] I'm a free spirit. That means free from you 739 00:43:16,051 --> 00:43:19,388 [Singing] You walk with such a serious air 740 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:24,685 [Singing] Letting the world know that you just don't care 741 00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:29,523 [Singing] And maybe you're sad, or maybe you're lonely 742 00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:33,611 [Singing] Or maybe you're just a little mean 743 00:43:33,807 --> 00:43:37,436 [Singing] Either way it's not up to me 744 00:43:38,657 --> 00:43:42,703 [Singing] To show you the light 745 00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:46,957 [Singing] Either way it's not up to me 746 00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:50,085 [Singing] To fix your broken soul 747 00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:56,050 [Singing] Either way it's not up to me 748 00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:59,053 [Singing] Don't you know I'm broken too 749 00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:04,975 [Singing] I don't wanna be your manic pixie dream girl 750 00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:09,313 [Singing] I ain't just a little stop on your adventure 751 00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:13,817 [Singing] I don't wanna be your manic pixie dream girl 752 00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:16,111 [Singing] I'm a free spirit that means 753 00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:18,238 [Singing] I'm a free spirit that means 754 00:44:18,238 --> 00:44:22,868 [Singing] This is my journey you're just one wrong step in it 755 00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:27,289 [Singing] And I'm only trying to free me 756 00:45:00,072 --> 00:45:03,158 [Greg over radio] Hello everyone! It's me, Greg Young 757 00:45:03,158 --> 00:45:05,077 Not that anyone seems to care 758 00:45:05,577 --> 00:45:06,954 No one showed up to my party 759 00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:10,082 I had ten pizzas that went completely uneaten 760 00:45:10,582 --> 00:45:12,334 I am disappointed in you all 761 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:18,215 Anyway, I... I hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving break 762 00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:22,428 Those of you not visiting family stop by the cafeteria for a special Thanksgiving meal 763 00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:24,346 Thanks and have a good day 764 00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:28,308 Did you put all of this up last night? 765 00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:32,604 Yeah... Just... Think of it as a goodwill offering 766 00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:35,107 It's Christmas, you know? The time of forgiving and forgetting 767 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,359 It's not even Thanksgiving yet 768 00:45:37,359 --> 00:45:38,694 Have some shame 769 00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:45,033 And that hat looks stupid 770 00:45:46,034 --> 00:45:47,828 [Izzy screaming] You put them outside too? 771 00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:49,413 Calamity, you have got to get Izzy to talk to me 772 00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:51,999 That is the most conversation we've had in two weeks 773 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:53,625 Will... 774 00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:56,253 I don't know how to say this nicely 775 00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:58,505 So I won't 776 00:45:59,631 --> 00:46:01,258 I don't care 777 00:46:02,134 --> 00:46:04,887 I didn't get any sleep last night 778 00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:10,350 And now... I have to go make sure that Izzy doesn't tear the decorations off the front of the house 779 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:12,518 [Calamity sighs] 780 00:46:24,072 --> 00:46:26,617 God... Izzy really was my only friend 781 00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:35,194 [Soft piano music begins] 782 00:46:40,286 --> 00:46:47,429 [Phone ringing] 783 00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:48,722 [Whitney on phone] Hi, it's Whitney 784 00:46:49,374 --> 00:46:50,374 [Whitney on phone] Hello? 785 00:46:50,374 --> 00:46:51,374 [Whitney on phone] Hello? 786 00:46:51,374 --> 00:46:52,374 Oh... Hey...Hey... 787 00:46:54,859 --> 00:46:58,607 [Phone ringing] 788 00:46:58,607 --> 00:46:59,525 [Whitney on phone] Hello? 789 00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:01,527 Whitney... Whitney, It's me, Will 790 00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:03,737 [Whitney on phone] Will? 791 00:47:03,737 --> 00:47:05,614 [Whitney on phone] I... Um... 792 00:47:06,448 --> 00:47:08,784 [Whitney on phone] Uh... Now's not really a good time 793 00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:11,328 Well, when would be a good time? I'd love to catch up with you 794 00:47:12,287 --> 00:47:14,039 [Whitney on phone] It's been like... A month 795 00:47:14,039 --> 00:47:16,124 [Whitney on phone] And I've heard nothing from you, Will 796 00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:19,086 [Whitney on phone] I don't think there is a good time at this point 797 00:47:19,711 --> 00:47:20,504 What do you mean? 798 00:47:21,755 --> 00:47:22,807 [Some asshole on the phone] Whit, who is it? 799 00:47:23,257 --> 00:47:24,258 [Whitney on phone] One second 800 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:26,635 [Whitney on phone] I... I gotta go. Bye 801 00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:27,635 [Phone disconnects] 802 00:47:29,835 --> 00:47:30,835 [Will sighs] 803 00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:35,310 [Izzy] I don't see why we can't just celebrate one holiday at a time 804 00:47:35,310 --> 00:47:38,647 Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas 805 00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:40,148 In that order 806 00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:44,152 I mean, after Thanksgiving it's whatever. It's fair game 807 00:47:44,152 --> 00:47:46,738 Stores can sell whatever the want, but 808 00:47:46,738 --> 00:47:50,409 I just want to celebrate Thanksgiving. Is that too much to ask? 809 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,247 You've been quiet lately. What's going on? 810 00:47:55,939 --> 00:47:56,939 [Calamity sighs] 811 00:47:56,939 --> 00:47:58,584 You could have been nicer to Will this morning 812 00:47:58,584 --> 00:47:59,584 What? 813 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:02,421 He was just trying to make the place a little more festive 814 00:48:02,421 --> 00:48:03,922 It just annoys me is all 815 00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:07,050 [Calamity sighs] Well he just put up some lights. It's not a big deal 816 00:48:07,342 --> 00:48:11,263 I wasn't gonna take them down. I just don't want to wear the stupid Santa hat 817 00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:13,265 Well you didn't have to be so angry 818 00:48:13,265 --> 00:48:14,016 I'm not! 819 00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:15,017 You were 820 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:18,937 Fine. I'll wear the stupid hat if it means that much to you 821 00:48:21,064 --> 00:48:22,524 I'm not even hungry 822 00:48:22,524 --> 00:48:23,942 Calamity what's wrong? 823 00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:24,942 [Izzy] Calamity! 824 00:48:27,821 --> 00:48:28,822 [Will] Hey Calamity 825 00:48:33,827 --> 00:48:34,828 What's wrong with her? 826 00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:37,205 [Izzy] Leave! 827 00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:39,875 Come on, Izzy. Just talk to me 828 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:42,169 Fine! I hate you. I hope you die 829 00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:43,003 How's that? 830 00:48:49,190 --> 00:48:51,929 [Piano music begins] 831 00:49:14,284 --> 00:49:15,285 [Will screaming in the stall] Why? 832 00:49:15,285 --> 00:49:16,870 [Will screaming in the stall] Why did I do that? 833 00:49:16,870 --> 00:49:19,498 [Will screaming in the stall] Why am I so stupid? 834 00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:21,625 [Will crying in the stall] Izzy... 835 00:49:23,418 --> 00:49:24,346 Will? 836 00:49:24,346 --> 00:49:25,346 Is that you? 837 00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:26,346 [Will] Greg? 838 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,384 [Magical theme begins] 839 00:49:47,901 --> 00:49:49,061 [Izzy sighs] 840 00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:55,814 [Twig snaps] 841 00:50:14,177 --> 00:50:15,095 [Greg] Well damn... 842 00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:16,095 I gotta say it 843 00:50:16,095 --> 00:50:17,472 You're a dick 844 00:50:17,472 --> 00:50:18,932 A huge dick 845 00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:21,101 Whose side are you on anyway? 846 00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:24,604 I was just lashing out 'cause of the Calamity thing. It's not like I actually meant it 847 00:50:25,439 --> 00:50:27,107 Did you even apologize to Izzy? 848 00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:30,360 I got her a Santa hat 849 00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:32,362 So that's a no... 850 00:50:33,488 --> 00:50:34,656 I don't know what to tell you, man 851 00:50:35,490 --> 00:50:35,991 I just... 852 00:50:36,575 --> 00:50:39,327 I need Izzy back. She's my only friend 853 00:50:39,953 --> 00:50:41,496 I mean... Except you of course 854 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,624 You just need to apologize to Izzy 855 00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:46,835 [Will sighs] Maybe... 856 00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:49,546 What about Calamity? Do you think there's still a chance there? 857 00:50:49,963 --> 00:50:50,756 Well... 858 00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:54,134 [Toilet flushes] 859 00:51:02,601 --> 00:51:05,353 [Sink running water] 860 00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:07,189 Excuse us 861 00:51:07,189 --> 00:51:11,902 We are trying to have a private conversation 862 00:51:13,361 --> 00:51:14,112 Ugh... 863 00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:18,825 [Paper towels being used] 864 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:23,550 [Bathroom door closes] 865 00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:25,290 Anyway... 866 00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:28,085 I think you just need to be patient 867 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:30,879 And maybe Calamity will come back around to you one day 868 00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:32,923 Just gotta wait and see how thing play out 869 00:51:34,674 --> 00:51:35,467 That's it 870 00:51:35,467 --> 00:51:36,510 See how things play out! 871 00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,512 I've got to go get Izzy's spy ear 872 00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:41,473 Not quite what I ment by patience... 873 00:51:49,856 --> 00:51:51,483 Dude, what are they doing? 874 00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:52,275 Shh, shh 875 00:51:52,275 --> 00:51:54,361 They're not saying anything. I think something's wrong 876 00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:58,949 Do I want to know how you found them so quickly? 877 00:52:02,035 --> 00:52:02,994 No 878 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:12,087 [Soft piano music begins] 879 00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:33,441 I think we need to break up 880 00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:42,200 Calamity 881 00:52:43,243 --> 00:52:46,955 Calamity, if... If there's something wrong then I wanna fix it 882 00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:47,622 You are... 883 00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:50,125 The most important person in the world to me 884 00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:51,293 Izzy, no 885 00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:53,962 Calamity, please... 886 00:52:53,962 --> 00:52:55,547 Izzy, stop 887 00:52:56,089 --> 00:52:59,593 I'm tired of you idolizing our relationship like we're 888 00:52:59,593 --> 00:53:01,553 Romeo and fucking Juliet 889 00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:03,805 [Izzy] If this has something to do with Will then we can... 890 00:53:03,805 --> 00:53:05,182 Izzy you don't get it! 891 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:10,812 [Calamity] I am not some perfect dream girl here to just magically solve all of your problems 892 00:53:11,646 --> 00:53:12,606 [Calamity sighs] 893 00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:19,362 I am not and... never have been the person you want me to be for you 894 00:53:23,950 --> 00:53:26,995 [Calamity] You've been using me to feel better about yourself 895 00:53:26,995 --> 00:53:29,873 and it is... exhausting 896 00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:35,086 I really like you, Izzy, but... 897 00:53:35,962 --> 00:53:37,195 I'm tired 898 00:53:40,258 --> 00:53:41,927 It's... It's over 899 00:53:43,261 --> 00:53:45,305 [Izzy] Calamity, please don't go 900 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,518 I think it's best that I leave now 901 00:53:51,978 --> 00:53:52,854 Don't you? 902 00:53:52,854 --> 00:53:53,854 Please 903 00:53:56,441 --> 00:53:57,671 Goodbye Izzy 904 00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:18,004 Dude... Now's your chance 905 00:54:18,004 --> 00:54:19,673 Calamity is still emotional 906 00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,132 She needs a shoulder to cry on 907 00:54:21,132 --> 00:54:23,718 Sweep in. This is your opprotunity 908 00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:33,288 No... 909 00:54:43,196 --> 00:54:43,863 Well... 910 00:54:44,197 --> 00:54:45,365 Suit yourself 911 00:54:54,165 --> 00:54:54,833 [Will] Izzy 912 00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:55,833 Go away 913 00:54:56,543 --> 00:54:57,711 Look, me and Greg were over there 914 00:54:57,711 --> 00:54:58,920 We heard everything 915 00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:00,422 Are you doing alright? 916 00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:03,550 Listen Will, I just need some space right now, OK? 917 00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:16,475 [Greg sighs] 918 00:55:16,938 --> 00:55:18,398 Didn't go so well for you either, huh? 919 00:55:19,065 --> 00:55:20,817 Nah, she said she needs space 920 00:55:21,192 --> 00:55:21,817 I just... 921 00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:25,613 I don't understand. It feels like everybody that I care about is slipping away from me 922 00:55:26,031 --> 00:55:26,990 Dude, look 923 00:55:27,365 --> 00:55:29,659 Back in high school I was a total loser 924 00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:30,659 I mean... 925 00:55:30,908 --> 00:55:31,908 Nobody would talk to me 926 00:55:31,908 --> 00:55:33,246 Nobody would hang out with me 927 00:55:33,621 --> 00:55:34,539 Except for you 928 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,460 And now look at me. I mean, I'm hosting a radio show... 929 00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:46,384 Well, what I'm trying to say is, you know 930 00:55:46,384 --> 00:55:47,384 We're all changing 931 00:55:47,384 --> 00:55:48,845 That's what college is 932 00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:51,931 It's all about trying to find who you truly are 933 00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:55,852 And, you know, that's what Izzy and Calamity are doing too 934 00:55:56,603 --> 00:55:57,604 People change 935 00:55:58,146 --> 00:55:59,606 Relationships change with them 936 00:56:00,482 --> 00:56:01,483 It sucks, but... 937 00:56:02,233 --> 00:56:03,902 Sometimes you gotta just take it 938 00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:06,571 It'll get better on the other side 939 00:56:08,615 --> 00:56:10,617 [Will sighs] Look, so... 940 00:56:11,951 --> 00:56:13,912 Back when Izzy used to have a really bad break-up 941 00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:17,165 She would always tell all the things she hated about the girl to her little skull 942 00:56:17,749 --> 00:56:19,292 Help get things off her chest 943 00:56:19,292 --> 00:56:21,586 I just... I wish I had something like that 944 00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:25,090 That's it! I know how to make it up to Izzy 945 00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:26,591 Wait, what? You do? 946 00:56:26,841 --> 00:56:29,928 Yeah, I just gotta go back to where the frat held that bonfire and get her skull back 947 00:56:30,261 --> 00:56:33,515 Wait, isn't that location a super frat secret or something? 948 00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:35,517 Don't they blindfold everybody that goes there 949 00:56:35,517 --> 00:56:38,019 Yeah, but I know where the frat forest is, like... 950 00:56:38,603 --> 00:56:39,562 It shouldn't be too hard 951 00:56:39,562 --> 00:56:40,562 I gotta go 952 00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:44,150 So next week I'm throwing another party 953 00:56:44,150 --> 00:56:46,653 It's gonna be really cool, you in? 954 00:56:46,903 --> 00:56:49,197 I... I don't know if I'll be free, but we'll see, alright? 955 00:57:04,212 --> 00:57:06,131 Will really is my best friend 956 00:57:12,011 --> 00:57:14,389 [Phone rings] 957 00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:18,435 [Will on the phone] Izzy, I know I've messed up 958 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:20,437 [Will on the phone] I know I've been a jerk, but I'm so sorry 959 00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:22,480 [Will on the phone] but I am going to make it right, I promise 960 00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:24,315 Will, what are you talking about? 961 00:57:24,315 --> 00:57:25,315 [Phone disconnects] 962 00:57:28,862 --> 00:57:32,699 [Phone dialing] 963 00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:35,743 [Automated voice message] We're sorry, your call did not go through 964 00:57:35,743 --> 00:57:37,745 [Automated voice message] Will you please try your call again 965 00:57:46,212 --> 00:57:49,090 [Greg over radio] Hello all! It's me, Greg Young 966 00:57:49,090 --> 00:57:52,093 I have been asked to make a special evening broadcast 967 00:57:52,093 --> 00:57:56,514 to inform you all that doctor Stanford has announced her retirement today 968 00:57:56,514 --> 00:58:00,018 This was after her third stabbing, but before her fourth 969 00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:01,436 But enough of that 970 00:58:01,436 --> 00:58:04,772 I would also like to use this chance to tell you all I am throwing another... 971 00:58:04,772 --> 00:58:09,819 [Radio cuts out] 972 00:58:11,779 --> 00:58:15,223 [Eerie music begins] 973 00:58:25,376 --> 00:58:29,255 [Phone dialing] 974 00:58:29,255 --> 00:58:31,925 [Automated voice message] We're sorry, your call did not go through 975 00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:34,052 [Automated voice message] Will you please try your call again 976 00:58:34,677 --> 00:58:35,553 [Izzy sighs] 977 00:59:07,418 --> 00:59:09,384 [Morning birds grow louder] 978 00:59:11,339 --> 00:59:12,455 [Door opening] 979 00:59:12,455 --> 00:59:14,676 Will, is that you? 980 00:59:16,177 --> 00:59:17,207 [Calamity sighs] 981 00:59:17,887 --> 00:59:18,805 No 982 00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:21,545 I... uh... 983 00:59:21,849 --> 00:59:23,101 [Calamity] Thought you'd already be gone 984 00:59:23,351 --> 00:59:25,270 [Calamity] Otherwise I would have shown up later 985 00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:28,982 I just need to grab my stuff 986 00:59:30,775 --> 00:59:31,734 Calamity wait! 987 00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:35,196 Wait, Calamity 988 00:59:35,446 --> 00:59:37,073 I need to talk to you 989 00:59:37,073 --> 00:59:39,784 [Calamity sighs] Let me through Izzy, I'm not in the mood 990 00:59:41,869 --> 00:59:44,664 [Izzy] It's about Will. I'm worried about him 991 00:59:44,664 --> 00:59:46,124 He never came home last night 992 00:59:46,874 --> 00:59:49,544 [Calamity] Well, Will's a big boy. I'm sure he can handle himself 993 00:59:49,544 --> 00:59:51,713 Well, it's just not like him 994 00:59:51,713 --> 00:59:53,464 [Izzy] He never stays out past midnight 995 00:59:53,464 --> 00:59:55,550 He's like a grandma, you know that 996 00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:58,678 Don't you have any idea where he might be? 997 00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:01,681 I don't know, and I don't care 998 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,809 Please, Calamity. He's my best friend 999 01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:10,982 [Calamity sighs] 1000 01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:12,734 You might ask Greg 1001 01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:16,070 [Calamity] He and Will have been hanging out a lot recently 1002 01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:24,203 [Izzy] Forgot my keys 1003 01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,143 [Greg] Uh... Attention everybody 1004 01:00:47,143 --> 01:00:50,396 I'm... I'm throwing a party next week. It's gonna be super fun 1005 01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:51,782 Uh,,, 1006 01:00:52,482 --> 01:00:53,764 Invite your friends 1007 01:01:01,115 --> 01:01:02,659 Ah! Izzy... Uh... 1008 01:01:03,159 --> 01:01:04,535 Do you wanna come to my party next week? 1009 01:01:04,535 --> 01:01:06,746 I don't care. Where's Will? 1010 01:01:07,205 --> 01:01:09,123 Uh... I don't think I'm supposed to tell you that 1011 01:01:09,123 --> 01:01:11,376 But... Uh... You wanna take another flier? 1012 01:01:13,694 --> 01:01:15,630 [Izzy] We can do this the easy way or the hard way 1013 01:01:15,630 --> 01:01:17,131 I would never betray my friend 1014 01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:18,758 Hard way it is then 1015 01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:20,343 [Thud] Ugh... He went to the forest 1016 01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:22,845 He... He went to get your skull from the bonfire 1017 01:01:23,388 --> 01:01:24,472 That idiot 1018 01:01:24,472 --> 01:01:26,849 He probably froze himself half to death out there 1019 01:01:27,183 --> 01:01:28,340 Where was the bonfire 1020 01:01:28,340 --> 01:01:29,340 I... I don't know 1021 01:01:29,340 --> 01:01:31,479 It's some super frat secret or something 1022 01:01:31,479 --> 01:01:33,940 I mean maybe someone who went to the bonfire could tell you where it is 1023 01:01:39,987 --> 01:01:43,074 Uh... Calamity went. She could help you! 1024 01:01:43,658 --> 01:01:44,074 [Thud] 1025 01:01:44,242 --> 01:01:45,074 [Izzy sighs] 1026 01:01:45,074 --> 01:01:46,994 [Eerie music begins] 1027 01:02:32,331 --> 01:02:35,126 [Engine tries to turn over] 1028 01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:36,961 Piece of shit 1029 01:02:39,338 --> 01:02:41,549 [Engine tries to turn over] 1030 01:02:41,549 --> 01:02:42,549 [Car starts] 1031 01:02:49,223 --> 01:02:50,224 [Knocking on the car window] 1032 01:02:53,311 --> 01:02:54,395 What do you want, Izzy? 1033 01:02:54,395 --> 01:02:55,730 I need your help, Calamity 1034 01:02:55,938 --> 01:02:56,730 [Calamity sighs] 1035 01:02:56,730 --> 01:02:59,233 Izzy, I thought you of all people could take a break up 1036 01:02:59,233 --> 01:03:00,233 This isn't about that! 1037 01:03:00,233 --> 01:03:01,486 I need your help finding Will 1038 01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:04,030 Well... I'm busy 1039 01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:05,198 I have a date with Brittany 1040 01:03:05,198 --> 01:03:05,782 Whitney? 1041 01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:06,782 No, Brittany 1042 01:03:07,408 --> 01:03:10,203 Whatever, Will went to the bonfire to try and find my skull 1043 01:03:11,370 --> 01:03:12,163 That idiot 1044 01:03:12,163 --> 01:03:14,248 You're the only one that can lead me to him 1045 01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:16,375 Why in the world would I do that? 1046 01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:18,711 Give me one good reason 1047 01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:20,505 That I should ditch out on my hot date 1048 01:03:20,505 --> 01:03:22,215 So I can help, not one 1049 01:03:22,548 --> 01:03:24,383 But two of my exes 1050 01:03:24,383 --> 01:03:26,135 'Cause Will may be an asshole 1051 01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:28,304 He may be the biggest dick you've ever met 1052 01:03:28,304 --> 01:03:30,264 But right now that idiot is out there 1053 01:03:30,556 --> 01:03:32,141 Probably freezing his ass off 1054 01:03:32,266 --> 01:03:34,644 Trying to find a plastic skull for me 1055 01:03:34,852 --> 01:03:37,438 [Izzy] He'd do the same for you, Calamity. You know that 1056 01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:38,438 [Calamity sighs] 1057 01:03:39,774 --> 01:03:41,043 [Breaks screeching] [Thud] 1058 01:03:42,985 --> 01:03:43,986 Get in 1059 01:03:52,161 --> 01:03:53,579 [Izzy] Thanks for coming 1060 01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:56,666 I'm not doing this for you 1061 01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:58,042 I'm doing it for Will 1062 01:03:58,042 --> 01:04:00,294 [Izzy] You're not still mad at me, are you? 1063 01:04:00,294 --> 01:04:02,547 [Calamity sighs] I don't want to get into it 1064 01:04:03,589 --> 01:04:05,383 I just... Don't get it 1065 01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:09,679 All I ever wanted to do was show you how much you meant to me 1066 01:04:10,388 --> 01:04:12,139 I don't know what I did wrong 1067 01:04:12,139 --> 01:04:14,892 [Calamity] Izzy, I said I don't want to talk about this right now 1068 01:04:15,476 --> 01:04:18,729 You just made me feel so good, Calamity 1069 01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:21,539 [Breaks screeching] 1070 01:04:25,361 --> 01:04:26,070 [Calamity sighs] 1071 01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:29,198 All my life people have been telling me 1072 01:04:29,198 --> 01:04:31,534 Who I am and what I should be doing 1073 01:04:32,743 --> 01:04:35,371 My parents told me where I was gonna go to school 1074 01:04:35,371 --> 01:04:37,248 And what I should be studying 1075 01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:39,208 [Calamity sighs] 1076 01:04:39,834 --> 01:04:43,087 I dyed my hair pink in middle school and people just labeled me as 1077 01:04:43,838 --> 01:04:44,589 The rebel 1078 01:04:46,841 --> 01:04:49,510 [Calamity sighs] All my boyfriends just saw me as 1079 01:04:51,053 --> 01:04:53,014 Check marks on their list 1080 01:04:55,349 --> 01:04:56,383 Until I met Will 1081 01:04:57,977 --> 01:05:00,104 He didn't care what color my hair was 1082 01:05:01,397 --> 01:05:02,576 He just saw me 1083 01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:05,651 For me 1084 01:05:08,703 --> 01:05:10,114 [Izzy sighs] Calamity I... 1085 01:05:10,114 --> 01:05:12,366 All I have ever been to you 1086 01:05:12,366 --> 01:05:14,243 Is a means to an end 1087 01:05:17,997 --> 01:05:19,084 We're turning around 1088 01:05:19,665 --> 01:05:20,166 But... 1089 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:23,336 We have to go get Will He's been out there all night 1090 01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:24,336 [Calamity sighs] 1091 01:05:24,795 --> 01:05:27,381 It's another mile down this road and it's on the right 1092 01:05:27,632 --> 01:05:29,383 You can come back and get him yourself 1093 01:05:30,496 --> 01:05:32,929 [Engine tries to turn over] 1094 01:05:34,113 --> 01:05:37,391 [Engine tries to turn over] 1095 01:05:38,827 --> 01:05:41,771 [Engine tries to turn over] 1096 01:05:43,530 --> 01:05:44,530 [Thud] 1097 01:05:44,530 --> 01:05:46,901 I hate this car 1098 01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:49,654 Well, looks like we'll just have to walk 1099 01:05:49,654 --> 01:05:52,615 Will can drive us both back after we find him 1100 01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:54,575 [Izzy] Calamity wait 1101 01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:07,505 [Eerie music begins] 1102 01:06:18,862 --> 01:06:19,862 [Thud] Ugh 1103 01:06:22,186 --> 01:06:23,104 [???] Get up 1104 01:06:24,772 --> 01:06:25,523 Calamity 1105 01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:29,944 Am I dreaming? 1106 01:06:29,944 --> 01:06:32,071 [Calamity] Well... More like... 1107 01:06:32,071 --> 01:06:33,489 Hallucinating 1108 01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:36,150 It's cold out here 1109 01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:40,579 But what are you doing here? 1110 01:06:40,579 --> 01:06:41,579 Well I'm you 1111 01:06:42,164 --> 01:06:44,208 So what are you doing here? 1112 01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:47,128 I'm... I'm here to get back Izzy's skull 1113 01:06:47,753 --> 01:06:48,445 [Calamity] Hmph 1114 01:06:48,671 --> 01:06:50,506 A cheap plastic skull 1115 01:06:51,382 --> 01:06:53,134 You wouldn't risk your life for that 1116 01:06:54,093 --> 01:06:55,720 What are you really doing here? 1117 01:06:58,514 --> 01:07:00,016 I'm here to do right by Izzy 1118 01:07:00,725 --> 01:07:02,226 I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago 1119 01:07:02,226 --> 01:07:03,894 And get rid of that damn necklace 1120 01:07:04,353 --> 01:07:05,187 [Calamity laughs] 1121 01:07:06,384 --> 01:07:07,982 It's metaphorical or something 1122 01:07:08,566 --> 01:07:09,900 You like that kind of shit, right? 1123 01:07:10,276 --> 01:07:11,402 Izzy said that to me 1124 01:07:11,402 --> 01:07:13,404 [??? laughs] You really are losing your mind 1125 01:07:13,988 --> 01:07:14,488 Izzy? 1126 01:07:15,781 --> 01:07:17,408 Oh my God, Izzy, I am so sorry 1127 01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:19,827 I was just... I was so focused on getting Calamity back 1128 01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:20,953 And I ended up hurting you 1129 01:07:21,245 --> 01:07:22,371 Please forgive me 1130 01:07:22,663 --> 01:07:25,374 [Izzy] Great. Now you just have to actually say that to me 1131 01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:28,419 Instead of screaming it to yourself in the middle of the forest 1132 01:07:29,933 --> 01:07:31,172 [Izzy sighs] Come on Will 1133 01:08:34,985 --> 01:08:35,653 [Izzy] Look 1134 01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:36,862 [Izzy] Here's his car 1135 01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:39,532 [Izzy] We have to be getting close 1136 01:08:39,990 --> 01:08:42,993 But how are we gonna find him without getting lost ourselves 1137 01:08:43,327 --> 01:08:45,579 We are not doing anything 1138 01:08:46,038 --> 01:08:49,583 I am going to wait right here while you go and find Will 1139 01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:51,377 [Izzy sighs] Please Calamity 1140 01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:54,588 I know I've been a jerk but I really need your help right now 1141 01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:56,674 I can't do this by myself 1142 01:08:58,092 --> 01:08:59,135 Sure you can 1143 01:09:00,344 --> 01:09:02,388 Look, I'm sorry, OK? 1144 01:09:02,930 --> 01:09:04,181 You were right all along 1145 01:09:04,181 --> 01:09:07,685 I was just using you to make me feel better about myself 1146 01:09:08,352 --> 01:09:11,438 I guess I just got tired of being seen as this 1147 01:09:11,814 --> 01:09:12,606 Slut 1148 01:09:13,065 --> 01:09:17,069 And I dove into our relationship without considering your feelings 1149 01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:19,488 I'm sorry Calamity 1150 01:09:24,451 --> 01:09:25,703 It's already getting pretty late 1151 01:09:26,495 --> 01:09:28,497 We need to start searching for Will now 1152 01:09:29,957 --> 01:09:31,834 [Calamity] We should split up to cover more ground 1153 01:09:32,209 --> 01:09:33,961 [Calamity] I'll go this way. You go that way 1154 01:09:36,463 --> 01:09:37,536 [Shouting] Will! 1155 01:09:40,642 --> 01:09:41,642 [Shouting] Will! 1156 01:09:41,926 --> 01:09:42,926 [Shouting] Will! 1157 01:09:47,152 --> 01:09:48,152 [Shouting] Will! 1158 01:09:48,745 --> 01:09:49,745 [Shouting] Will! 1159 01:09:51,763 --> 01:09:52,763 [Shouting] Will! 1160 01:09:54,101 --> 01:09:55,101 [Shouting] Will! 1161 01:09:56,217 --> 01:09:57,217 [Shouting] Will! 1162 01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:58,569 [Shouting] Izzy? 1163 01:09:58,569 --> 01:09:59,278 [Shouting] Will? 1164 01:10:01,071 --> 01:10:01,697 [Will shouting] Izzy! 1165 01:10:01,697 --> 01:10:02,697 [Shouting] Is that you? 1166 01:10:03,947 --> 01:10:04,783 [Shouting] Izzy! 1167 01:10:05,242 --> 01:10:06,535 [Izzy shouting] Come towards my voice 1168 01:10:07,953 --> 01:10:08,537 [Shouting] Will! 1169 01:10:10,372 --> 01:10:11,081 Izzy 1170 01:10:12,082 --> 01:10:14,043 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry 1171 01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:15,377 You think I don't know that? 1172 01:10:15,794 --> 01:10:17,713 You dope, you scared me to death 1173 01:10:18,172 --> 01:10:19,757 I don't know what I'd do without you 1174 01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:21,717 Look I got the skull. I got it back! 1175 01:10:21,717 --> 01:10:23,510 You idiot I don't care about that! 1176 01:10:23,510 --> 01:10:25,095 Are you alright? 1177 01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:27,932 Idiot 1178 01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:32,311 Come on 1179 01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:33,311 [Calamity shouting] Will! 1180 01:10:33,395 --> 01:10:34,772 Is that Calamity? 1181 01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:37,233 Yes, she came to help rescue you 1182 01:10:38,692 --> 01:10:40,527 [Izzy shouting] Calamity we found him! 1183 01:10:51,372 --> 01:10:52,414 You're ok! 1184 01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:54,917 Yeah I... 1185 01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:55,917 I should be fine 1186 01:10:56,710 --> 01:10:58,170 I can't feel my toes though 1187 01:10:58,170 --> 01:10:58,879 Eh 1188 01:10:59,296 --> 01:11:00,631 Who needs 'em anyway? 1189 01:11:01,548 --> 01:11:02,083 Are you... 1190 01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:04,468 Are you two back together? 1191 01:11:05,219 --> 01:11:05,719 No 1192 01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:08,055 We're friends now 1193 01:11:08,055 --> 01:11:10,933 Yeah, I think I'm gonna take a break from monogomy for a while 1194 01:11:11,433 --> 01:11:12,851 It's overrated anyway 1195 01:11:13,894 --> 01:11:14,812 Let's get out of here 1196 01:11:14,812 --> 01:11:16,772 [Rock music begins] 1197 01:11:20,859 --> 01:11:21,235 [Calamity] Will? 1198 01:11:22,194 --> 01:11:23,445 [Calamity] What happened to your hat? 1199 01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:27,408 It must have fallen off somewhere 1200 01:11:28,075 --> 01:11:29,326 I wonder if it misses me 1201 01:11:29,743 --> 01:11:31,662 That's not how hats work, Will 81527

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