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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,605 --> 00:01:09,887 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 2 00:01:10,106 --> 00:01:11,934 Basically, 3 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:14,574 some people are just better at things than others. 4 00:01:14,599 --> 00:01:16,926 That's what coding makes you realize. 5 00:01:17,402 --> 00:01:20,129 The number seven is the number seven. 6 00:01:20,154 --> 00:01:21,421 If you call it the number eight, 7 00:01:21,446 --> 00:01:23,280 you don't actually make it the number eight, 8 00:01:23,305 --> 00:01:25,702 you just embarrass yourself. 9 00:01:26,024 --> 00:01:30,435 Likewise, men are better at invention than women. 10 00:01:30,785 --> 00:01:32,583 Just a fact. 11 00:01:32,608 --> 00:01:34,823 Now, this makes SJWs upset. 12 00:01:34,824 --> 00:01:36,396 They think there's something wrong with the fact 13 00:01:36,421 --> 00:01:37,482 and they want to change it. 14 00:01:37,507 --> 00:01:38,560 _ 15 00:01:38,585 --> 00:01:39,942 But go to a Google search 16 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,836 and type in "she invents" 17 00:01:41,861 --> 00:01:45,442 and it'll ask, "Did you mean he invents?" 18 00:01:46,184 --> 00:01:48,294 Or it did until a year ago. 19 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:51,732 You want to know why there's an alt-right? 20 00:01:51,757 --> 00:01:53,943 Because Google just changed its algorithm 21 00:01:53,944 --> 00:01:55,594 so the cucks wouldn't be offended 22 00:01:55,619 --> 00:01:56,734 that men invent... 23 00:01:56,759 --> 00:01:58,969 - and women barely contribute to soci... - _ 24 00:02:00,443 --> 00:02:03,085 That's just one posting flagged as problematic 25 00:02:03,110 --> 00:02:04,631 by my moderators. 26 00:02:04,656 --> 00:02:06,098 Here are... 27 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:10,865 4,758 more. 28 00:02:10,890 --> 00:02:13,483 That's why I called you here today. 29 00:02:13,793 --> 00:02:15,547 Oh, and also I wanted to see 30 00:02:15,572 --> 00:02:17,530 what my new Midwest law firm looked like. 31 00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:19,962 We're glad to have you here, Mr. Gross. 32 00:02:19,963 --> 00:02:21,329 Thanks, Diane. 33 00:02:21,354 --> 00:02:24,017 Not quite as many white faces as at my other law firms. 34 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:27,954 Um, I have a little gift for you guys. 35 00:02:28,478 --> 00:02:29,586 Here you go. 36 00:02:31,002 --> 00:02:32,024 Voilà. 37 00:02:32,049 --> 00:02:34,055 Uh, pass those around both directions. 38 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:38,707 He misspelled my name. 39 00:02:38,732 --> 00:02:40,597 He's bringing in 86 million a year. 40 00:02:40,622 --> 00:02:42,246 I'll teach him how to spell your name. 41 00:02:42,271 --> 00:02:44,183 Here is what I need. 42 00:02:44,208 --> 00:02:45,707 A term of service. 43 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:47,214 I have two sites that have become 44 00:02:47,239 --> 00:02:50,912 like the Wild West of racism and sexism. 45 00:02:51,043 --> 00:02:54,752 My Facebook-like service Chummy Friends and, uh, Scabbit. 46 00:02:54,777 --> 00:02:56,790 And here's a sample from that. 47 00:02:57,313 --> 00:02:59,719 - "Great, it's..." - ... Black History Month. 48 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:01,587 Gives all those porch monkeys an excuse 49 00:03:01,612 --> 00:03:04,003 to be more annoying than usual. 50 00:03:04,712 --> 00:03:07,352 I'm sure you'll be disgusted by what you find in here, 51 00:03:07,377 --> 00:03:09,024 but it's not just bad, 52 00:03:09,049 --> 00:03:11,141 it's also hurting my business. 53 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:12,696 It scares off online advertising. 54 00:03:12,721 --> 00:03:14,446 So, you want us to come up with a code 55 00:03:14,471 --> 00:03:15,938 in order to delete certain posts? 56 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:18,396 Yes, and which users should be banned. 57 00:03:18,421 --> 00:03:19,542 Now, look, Diane, 58 00:03:19,543 --> 00:03:22,668 this is not something I have to worry about with the ACLU. 59 00:03:22,693 --> 00:03:24,832 I own these services. 60 00:03:24,833 --> 00:03:26,193 I can control them in any way I see fit. 61 00:03:26,218 --> 00:03:28,122 I notice only eyes for Diane. 62 00:03:28,123 --> 00:03:29,693 - Mm-hmm. - We got to talk to her. 63 00:03:29,718 --> 00:03:32,467 - Make sure he's our client, too. - Mm. 64 00:03:32,492 --> 00:03:35,121 And now here's the bad news for you. 65 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:37,938 Disney is threatening to pull 66 00:03:37,963 --> 00:03:40,462 all of its advertising from my sites, 67 00:03:40,463 --> 00:03:43,688 so I need a TOS by 5:00 p.m. today. 68 00:03:44,584 --> 00:03:45,792 Ooh, ooh. 69 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:47,771 So, I hope no one needs to use the bathroom. 70 00:03:49,538 --> 00:03:51,207 You know what, one last thing. 71 00:03:51,208 --> 00:03:54,188 I love that this firm is African-American. 72 00:03:54,213 --> 00:03:56,738 I look at all your faces and... 73 00:03:58,437 --> 00:04:00,076 and I see hope. 74 00:04:06,699 --> 00:04:08,949 So, we should probably split up into groups. 75 00:04:08,974 --> 00:04:10,652 No, let's divide up the posts. 76 00:04:10,677 --> 00:04:12,371 Agreed. Everybody take a pile. 77 00:04:12,396 --> 00:04:14,938 Uh, let's have racist posts here, 78 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:17,041 anti-Semitic right here, and at the end up there 79 00:04:17,066 --> 00:04:20,172 - we'll have threatening posts. - Uh, we might need another pile. 80 00:04:20,173 --> 00:04:21,457 What? 81 00:04:21,963 --> 00:04:23,735 - "I would love to see you..." - ... Dead. 82 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,212 Not because you're a feminist, 83 00:04:25,213 --> 00:04:27,448 but because you're an enormous fucking bitch. 84 00:04:27,473 --> 00:04:30,665 - Misogynistic posts here. - All righty. Let's get to it. 85 00:04:30,690 --> 00:04:32,042 Oh, good God. 86 00:04:32,067 --> 00:04:33,979 This one is disgusting... 87 00:04:34,447 --> 00:04:36,245 Dad, I've been working pretty hard lately, 88 00:04:36,284 --> 00:04:38,204 but, um, I'll try. 89 00:04:38,229 --> 00:04:40,049 - I have to go. - Well, it's just been two weeks. 90 00:04:40,074 --> 00:04:41,792 I don't know how long I'll be out on bail. 91 00:04:41,793 --> 00:04:43,612 But the problem is, I'm an associate. 92 00:04:43,637 --> 00:04:45,135 I don't control my own fate. 93 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,167 Come by tonight. I'll make Irish coffees. 94 00:04:49,088 --> 00:04:51,082 Okay. I will. 95 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:53,582 I really have to go now. Diane is calling me. 96 00:04:53,583 --> 00:04:55,083 See you tonight. 97 00:04:57,112 --> 00:04:58,861 "... Think we wouldn't chop you up, too, and do the s..." 98 00:04:58,903 --> 00:05:00,862 Wait, stop. Read the whole thing again. 99 00:05:00,887 --> 00:05:02,190 - Read-read that again. - Okay. 100 00:05:02,215 --> 00:05:03,628 "You're such a hypocrite." 101 00:05:03,653 --> 00:05:06,337 You chop up baby parts and drop them in dumpsters. 102 00:05:06,362 --> 00:05:08,282 Why don't you think we wouldn't chop you up, too, 103 00:05:08,307 --> 00:05:09,659 and do the same? 104 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,003 It's politics. 105 00:05:11,028 --> 00:05:13,268 - It's a political point of view. - No, it's a threat. 106 00:05:13,293 --> 00:05:14,783 He suggests he'll chop up the respondent. 107 00:05:14,808 --> 00:05:17,369 No, he's saying why shouldn't he chop her up? 108 00:05:17,394 --> 00:05:18,768 - He's pointing out the hypocrisy. - Seriously? 109 00:05:18,793 --> 00:05:20,846 - He clearly means it as intimidating. - It's the equivalent of me... 110 00:05:20,871 --> 00:05:23,579 taking your political thinking to its logical conclusion. 111 00:05:23,604 --> 00:05:26,307 If you don't treat an unborn baby as human, 112 00:05:26,332 --> 00:05:28,510 then why don't we not treat you as human? 113 00:05:28,535 --> 00:05:29,675 Okay, why don't we vote on this? 114 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:31,901 Excuse me. You're an associate. I'm the partner. 115 00:05:31,926 --> 00:05:34,065 - Oh, come on, Julius. - There's no reason to call rank. 116 00:05:34,090 --> 00:05:35,212 Okay, wait, wait. Let's compromise. 117 00:05:35,213 --> 00:05:36,993 Lucca, start a political pile. 118 00:05:37,018 --> 00:05:38,148 We'll-We'll decide on it later. 119 00:05:38,173 --> 00:05:40,352 Then should we vote on this one? 120 00:05:40,377 --> 00:05:41,971 Is this a threat? 121 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:44,311 - "Here's a..." - ... Thought experiment. 122 00:05:44,336 --> 00:05:47,799 If The Purge were real, who would you set out to rape? 123 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:50,768 For me, it'd be Zendaya. 124 00:05:50,897 --> 00:05:52,524 Threat. Clearly a threat. 125 00:05:52,565 --> 00:05:55,283 Wait a second. He didn't actually threaten to rape her. 126 00:05:55,308 --> 00:05:56,768 It seems to me he's talking about a movie. 127 00:05:56,793 --> 00:05:58,080 Are you seriously defending this? 128 00:05:58,105 --> 00:05:59,549 No, I'm not defending this. 129 00:05:59,574 --> 00:06:03,006 I'm making a legal distinction between a threat, a real threat, 130 00:06:03,031 --> 00:06:04,987 and a crude, misogynistic comment. 131 00:06:05,012 --> 00:06:08,423 You're saying the person has to say, "I want to rape you"? 132 00:06:08,448 --> 00:06:11,777 The person has to say, "I am going to rape you." 133 00:06:11,802 --> 00:06:13,479 Everything else is protected speech. 134 00:06:13,504 --> 00:06:15,533 So, we can't do anything about it if the person writes, 135 00:06:15,558 --> 00:06:17,764 "I want to" instead of "I'm going to." 136 00:06:17,789 --> 00:06:20,415 Actually, we can do anything we want. 137 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,260 Mr. Gross owns these sites. 138 00:06:22,285 --> 00:06:24,244 He can legally set whatever terms he wants. 139 00:06:24,269 --> 00:06:26,018 Yes, but the terms have to be fair. 140 00:06:26,043 --> 00:06:28,065 Okay, so, here we go. 141 00:06:28,744 --> 00:06:30,438 - "I want to..." - ... Rape you. 142 00:06:30,759 --> 00:06:33,088 I want to come to your house and ra... 143 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:36,869 If this were another century, I could fuck you until you bl... 144 00:06:36,894 --> 00:06:40,399 The cucks could never admit to wanting to rape you. 145 00:06:40,424 --> 00:06:42,588 These posts are all from the same person. 146 00:06:42,613 --> 00:06:44,119 Directed at the same person? 147 00:06:44,144 --> 00:06:46,276 Yes. Ten posts about rape. 148 00:06:46,301 --> 00:06:47,710 So, shouldn't that person be banned? 149 00:06:47,735 --> 00:06:49,205 It's not just about threats. 150 00:06:49,230 --> 00:06:50,690 It's about continual harassment. 151 00:06:50,715 --> 00:06:53,338 Well, isn't the problem here that we're thinking of censoring 152 00:06:53,363 --> 00:06:55,872 based on sensitivities and not content? 153 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:57,401 Does that matter? 154 00:06:59,829 --> 00:07:01,658 I think it does. 155 00:07:02,385 --> 00:07:06,205 And if I'm attacked 50 times a day? 156 00:07:08,003 --> 00:07:09,993 Then I sympathize with you, 157 00:07:10,018 --> 00:07:12,315 but I don't think speech should be judged by those 158 00:07:12,340 --> 00:07:14,399 who feel the most harmed. 159 00:07:20,623 --> 00:07:23,594 - "I'm hoping they..." - ... Find your address. 160 00:07:23,619 --> 00:07:25,462 I hope they cut off your nipples 161 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:28,149 and rape you in a pool of blood. 162 00:07:29,204 --> 00:07:32,477 This is one of 50 posts sent to my account. 163 00:07:33,235 --> 00:07:36,187 Uh, but that's about your parents' scandal, right? 164 00:07:36,212 --> 00:07:37,751 My guess is yes, 165 00:07:37,954 --> 00:07:40,457 but sometimes they're so busy discussing my rape 166 00:07:40,482 --> 00:07:41,767 that they, uh, 167 00:07:41,792 --> 00:07:44,987 they don't have time to state their reasoning. 168 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:51,175 I think we should vote on banning users 169 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,270 who continually send harassing posts. 170 00:07:53,295 --> 00:07:54,566 Here's the problem for us. 171 00:07:54,591 --> 00:07:56,575 You know what continual means, I know what continual means. 172 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,715 How do we define it? 173 00:07:57,740 --> 00:07:58,934 There are people out there who will quibble. 174 00:07:58,959 --> 00:08:01,371 Yeah, but Mr. Gross wants us to come up with a code. 175 00:08:01,396 --> 00:08:04,762 That's the bottom line. Otherwise, we're just filing papers. 176 00:08:05,645 --> 00:08:07,465 Hey. What's up? 177 00:08:07,490 --> 00:08:09,042 ... See you today. 178 00:08:09,043 --> 00:08:10,278 What? I can't hear you. 179 00:08:10,303 --> 00:08:12,629 I need to see you today at lunch. 180 00:08:12,654 --> 00:08:14,231 What color panties are you wearing? 181 00:08:14,256 --> 00:08:16,660 I don't know. I'm color blind. 182 00:08:16,685 --> 00:08:18,645 I was in a plea bargaining session when I realized 183 00:08:18,670 --> 00:08:20,375 I sent someone to jail for 30 years 184 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,599 because I hadn't gotten laid. 185 00:08:21,624 --> 00:08:23,309 You wanted to talk? 186 00:08:23,395 --> 00:08:24,739 Uh, y-yeah, 187 00:08:24,764 --> 00:08:26,590 I'll have to get back to you on that. 188 00:08:27,231 --> 00:08:28,512 Four hours. 189 00:08:28,537 --> 00:08:30,643 Sir, I just don't understand why we're undercutting 190 00:08:30,668 --> 00:08:33,371 our most important case by letting the suspect out on bail. 191 00:08:33,396 --> 00:08:35,195 Look at this salad. 192 00:08:35,344 --> 00:08:37,706 Are there any actually good salads? 193 00:08:38,887 --> 00:08:40,332 Chinese chicken salad? 194 00:08:40,506 --> 00:08:42,654 I mean, the cashews and oranges are good, 195 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:45,342 but the rest is just salad. 196 00:08:45,367 --> 00:08:47,990 Sir, as important as this conversation is, 197 00:08:48,015 --> 00:08:50,818 the most hated man in Illinois is out on bail. 198 00:08:50,843 --> 00:08:53,808 Why are you so concerned about what Kresteva is doing? 199 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:56,092 Because I think he's hurting more important cases. 200 00:08:56,117 --> 00:08:57,912 He's trying to save Illinois money 201 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,818 on these police brutality cases. 202 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:02,172 So, if he makes Reddick/Boseman an example, 203 00:09:02,197 --> 00:09:03,787 he scares off 20 other firms. 204 00:09:03,812 --> 00:09:06,728 If he has to let this Henry Rindell guy out on bail 205 00:09:06,753 --> 00:09:09,131 to make his case, so be it. 206 00:09:09,748 --> 00:09:10,967 Yes, sir. 207 00:09:11,772 --> 00:09:13,295 Wait. 208 00:09:14,147 --> 00:09:15,856 This is what I can do. 209 00:09:15,881 --> 00:09:18,889 You've just been made oversight head of... 210 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:22,475 whatever, we'll figure out the title later. 211 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:25,334 I want you to supervise the Reddick/Boseman cases. 212 00:09:25,359 --> 00:09:27,238 - What? Why? - Because you're obsessed. 213 00:09:27,263 --> 00:09:29,200 I'm harnessing your obsession. 214 00:09:29,225 --> 00:09:31,082 Report back to me on their progress. 215 00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:32,551 Will I have veto power? 216 00:09:32,576 --> 00:09:34,590 No. Oversight power. 217 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:37,584 - What is that? - It's like a drone without bombs. 218 00:09:37,609 --> 00:09:40,686 Why is it that whenever I get a promotion, 219 00:09:40,753 --> 00:09:42,615 I feel like I'm being demoted? 220 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:43,982 It's a good question. 221 00:09:44,397 --> 00:09:46,850 Tell me when you find out the answer. 222 00:09:48,158 --> 00:09:51,625 Seriously, we can't ban every use of the N-word. 223 00:09:51,650 --> 00:09:52,916 Yes, you can. 224 00:09:52,941 --> 00:09:54,369 - The only question is how... - Mm-mm. No, no. 225 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:55,931 Every rap lyric on the planet 226 00:09:55,956 --> 00:09:57,598 would go out the window, Diane. 227 00:09:57,623 --> 00:09:58,673 What about Huckleberry Finn? 228 00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:00,558 Yes, that would be unfortunate. 229 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:03,126 All those times Huckleberry Finn is quoted in tweets. 230 00:10:03,151 --> 00:10:04,392 Here's the problem. 231 00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:05,720 They did a study that showed 232 00:10:05,745 --> 00:10:07,830 that 50% of Twitter's misogyny 233 00:10:07,855 --> 00:10:09,751 was perpetrated by women. 234 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,220 So, if we're banning 235 00:10:11,245 --> 00:10:13,154 misogynistic posts and racist posts... 236 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:15,376 Uh, wait, I read that study. It was bogus. 237 00:10:15,401 --> 00:10:17,009 Yeah, I did, too. It's like they just counted 238 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:18,815 the words "slut" and "whore" as misogynistic. 239 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,339 Right, and a lot of the women 240 00:10:20,364 --> 00:10:22,392 used the word "slut" as in "slut-shaming." 241 00:10:22,417 --> 00:10:24,456 Which supports my contention. 242 00:10:24,481 --> 00:10:25,971 We need to be language neutral. 243 00:10:25,996 --> 00:10:27,720 Yeah, but that's not what you said. 244 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:32,040 Yeah, I'm going. 245 00:10:32,244 --> 00:10:33,793 Who is that? 246 00:10:37,824 --> 00:10:39,284 I'm bored. 247 00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,158 Teach me something. 248 00:10:46,974 --> 00:10:48,223 Come on, seriously. 249 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,463 Teach me how to do your job. 250 00:10:49,488 --> 00:10:51,282 I could be an investigator. 251 00:10:53,493 --> 00:10:56,282 What's that? Why are you doing that to the photos? 252 00:10:56,383 --> 00:11:00,250 Measuring the distance between the shell casing and the body. 253 00:11:01,873 --> 00:11:03,883 God, this one's grisly. 254 00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:07,622 Have you ever seen a dead body in person? 255 00:11:07,877 --> 00:11:09,216 Yes. 256 00:11:09,241 --> 00:11:11,176 - How many? - Six. 257 00:11:11,201 --> 00:11:12,672 I've seen 12. 258 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,002 Suicide bomb on a bus. 259 00:11:15,003 --> 00:11:17,522 I got to the scene just afterwards. 260 00:11:17,881 --> 00:11:20,139 It's weird how normal it was. 261 00:11:20,717 --> 00:11:22,809 - Can be. - Except for the kid. 262 00:11:22,834 --> 00:11:25,014 There was a baby in a stroller. 263 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,896 Okay, what do you want to know? 264 00:11:31,443 --> 00:11:33,678 - How do you become an investigator? - Get a license. 265 00:11:33,703 --> 00:11:35,264 I can't investigate unless I have a license? 266 00:11:35,289 --> 00:11:37,160 Well, you can, but you'll get caught. 267 00:11:37,185 --> 00:11:39,228 God, that's what's killing initiative in this country. 268 00:11:39,253 --> 00:11:40,420 Everything needs a license. 269 00:11:40,445 --> 00:11:42,977 Well, you can always assist a licensed investigator. 270 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:44,121 Like you? 271 00:11:44,146 --> 00:11:45,889 No, no, that's not what I'm saying. 272 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,443 - But you said it. - No. 273 00:11:47,468 --> 00:11:49,178 I said, in the abstract... 274 00:11:49,203 --> 00:11:51,662 Um, Maia Rindell, please. 275 00:11:51,873 --> 00:11:53,975 Yeah, she's in there. Hang on. 276 00:11:56,261 --> 00:11:58,545 Are they American citizens? 277 00:12:08,504 --> 00:12:10,904 - What? - Has your dad called you? 278 00:12:11,118 --> 00:12:12,475 Why? 279 00:12:13,576 --> 00:12:15,327 God, look at you. 280 00:12:15,476 --> 00:12:18,166 - You hate me. - You're trying to destroy my dad. 281 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,067 - How should I look? - I'm not destroying Henry. 282 00:12:20,092 --> 00:12:22,252 I'm just trying to keep him from destroying me. 283 00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:24,154 And you. I'm not the enemy here. 284 00:12:24,179 --> 00:12:25,396 You turned evidence. 285 00:12:25,421 --> 00:12:27,975 Because your dad was doing the same. 286 00:12:29,309 --> 00:12:30,888 Okay, good. 287 00:12:30,913 --> 00:12:33,176 We talked. We understand each other. 288 00:12:33,201 --> 00:12:34,215 - You should go. - Maia, 289 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,832 your dad is gonna call you in the next day or two 290 00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,623 and ask you to meet him to talk. 291 00:12:38,685 --> 00:12:39,938 Just the two of you. 292 00:12:39,963 --> 00:12:42,832 He'll try to make it sound casual... drinks or something. 293 00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:45,592 If he does that, say no. 294 00:12:46,138 --> 00:12:48,438 - Why? - He'll be wearing a wire. 295 00:12:49,963 --> 00:12:51,752 He'll try to get you to say something incriminating 296 00:12:51,753 --> 00:12:54,332 about me, about this firm. 297 00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:56,184 Maybe even about yourself. 298 00:12:58,564 --> 00:12:59,778 Why do I trust you? 299 00:12:59,803 --> 00:13:01,617 Because I'm your uncle, and I'm on your side. 300 00:13:04,786 --> 00:13:09,614 My uncle, who is sleeping with my mom. 301 00:13:10,739 --> 00:13:12,278 Is that what Lenore said? 302 00:13:12,303 --> 00:13:14,278 I walked in on you two. 303 00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:18,035 - I've got to get back to work. - Say no, Maia. 304 00:13:18,402 --> 00:13:20,027 If your dad calls to talk to you, 305 00:13:20,052 --> 00:13:21,621 tell him you can't meet. 306 00:13:49,873 --> 00:13:51,433 Yeah, ready? 307 00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,120 Hold on. Whoa, whoa. 308 00:13:57,289 --> 00:13:58,408 Hello? 309 00:13:58,433 --> 00:14:00,667 Dad, uh... I've... 310 00:14:00,692 --> 00:14:02,488 I can't do tonight, sorry. 311 00:14:02,513 --> 00:14:04,284 Oh. Why not? 312 00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:06,728 - Work. - Well, then, maybe I'll come to you. 313 00:14:06,753 --> 00:14:08,457 No, no. 314 00:14:08,613 --> 00:14:10,292 Not tonight. 315 00:14:10,293 --> 00:14:12,644 Let me see if I can arrange another night. 316 00:14:12,692 --> 00:14:15,519 Maia, please, we need to talk. 317 00:14:17,544 --> 00:14:18,753 Tell me on the phone. 318 00:14:18,778 --> 00:14:21,062 No, it's better if we do it in person. 319 00:14:21,806 --> 00:14:23,304 Tomorrow night. 320 00:14:25,021 --> 00:14:27,156 Let me see what I can do. 321 00:14:28,873 --> 00:14:30,445 Love you. 322 00:14:47,393 --> 00:14:49,423 You know what the worry is. 323 00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:51,369 Our rules are gonna be used for political ends. 324 00:14:51,394 --> 00:14:53,395 We have simply been asked to create a civil atmosphere... 325 00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:55,605 No, we've been asked to create fair rules 326 00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:56,669 for expelling members. 327 00:14:56,694 --> 00:14:58,455 If all of those members are conservative... 328 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,603 - They aren't all conservative. - Yes, they are. 329 00:15:00,628 --> 00:15:02,547 Every example we've used is about 330 00:15:02,572 --> 00:15:04,541 passionate pro-lifers intimidating 331 00:15:04,566 --> 00:15:05,698 poor, helpless little pro-choicers. 332 00:15:05,723 --> 00:15:08,166 That's because the intimidation is coming from the right. 333 00:15:08,191 --> 00:15:10,042 Well, the censorship is coming from the left! 334 00:15:13,034 --> 00:15:15,135 _ 335 00:15:17,934 --> 00:15:20,002 No, but I have a... could I... 336 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:22,916 Guys? Guys. Could I please say something? 337 00:15:23,003 --> 00:15:25,175 Okay, the problem here is 338 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,962 and always will be context, right? 339 00:15:27,963 --> 00:15:30,588 I mean, we can't create one-size-fits-all rules, 340 00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:33,963 so what we need is an appeal process. 341 00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:35,486 Keep going. 342 00:15:35,511 --> 00:15:38,211 Well, say someone harasses more than 13 times, 343 00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:39,940 or threatens more than twice. 344 00:15:39,965 --> 00:15:43,048 They are kept from posting any more until a panel... 345 00:15:43,073 --> 00:15:44,690 reviews their work. 346 00:15:44,715 --> 00:15:46,268 Then the person is given the chance 347 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:49,260 to defend him or herself. 348 00:15:50,299 --> 00:15:52,057 Can we agree on that? 349 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,126 Julius? 350 00:15:55,408 --> 00:15:56,872 - Yes. - Good. 351 00:15:56,873 --> 00:16:00,385 So we just kicked our problem down the road to an appeal process. 352 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,649 Doesn't it feel good? 353 00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,348 _ 354 00:16:20,526 --> 00:16:22,596 Ho, ho, ho. 355 00:16:23,935 --> 00:16:25,885 This is gonna be fun. 356 00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:37,197 So come on in. Um, have a seat. 357 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,042 Sorry, 358 00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:45,597 they still haven't delivered my furniture. 359 00:16:45,622 --> 00:16:48,558 Oh, well, that's okay. 360 00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:55,925 Feels like we should have barbecue and franks here. 361 00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,550 My dad called. Um... 362 00:16:59,722 --> 00:17:03,118 he wanted to meet, alone, without a lawyer. 363 00:17:03,143 --> 00:17:05,877 Okay, well, that's not necessarily anything. 364 00:17:05,902 --> 00:17:11,058 My uncle Jax, he warned me that my dad would wear a wire. 365 00:17:13,222 --> 00:17:15,665 Could you, um, reach up there 366 00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:17,862 and hand me that pad there? 367 00:17:22,822 --> 00:17:26,280 Oh, so, this just happened? 368 00:17:26,281 --> 00:17:28,327 Uh, yeah, yeah, today. 369 00:17:28,352 --> 00:17:31,360 My dad, he wanted to meet tonight, but I said I couldn't. 370 00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,531 - Good girl. - Playing "Goodie"... 371 00:17:33,556 --> 00:17:34,774 ... by Good Girl. 372 00:17:34,799 --> 00:17:36,124 No. Stop. 373 00:17:36,149 --> 00:17:38,219 Ada, stop. 374 00:17:38,244 --> 00:17:40,860 Sorry, it's this thing Fantasia got me. 375 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,750 - Ada, stop playing! - Volume up. 376 00:17:46,439 --> 00:17:48,774 Go ahead, it wears itself out. 377 00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:51,378 - What should I do? - Well... 378 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,868 I know what I want you to do, 379 00:17:53,893 --> 00:17:56,001 but you may not want to. 380 00:17:56,026 --> 00:17:57,704 What? 381 00:17:57,729 --> 00:17:59,172 Uh, I said I know what I want you to do. 382 00:17:59,197 --> 00:18:00,844 No, no, no, I heard that. Um... 383 00:18:00,869 --> 00:18:02,930 What do you want me to do? 384 00:18:02,955 --> 00:18:05,485 Feed him false information. 385 00:18:06,993 --> 00:18:09,818 Do you know who Travis Leopold is? 386 00:18:10,476 --> 00:18:12,771 - No. - He's a real estate magnate... 387 00:18:12,796 --> 00:18:15,258 with $8 million in business at your law firm. 388 00:18:15,283 --> 00:18:18,086 - I never heard of him. - Because I just made him up. 389 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,728 If your dad asks about your business, 390 00:18:21,753 --> 00:18:23,110 act worried. 391 00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:24,711 He'll ask you why you're worried. 392 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:27,025 You tell him you can't talk about it. 393 00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:30,390 If he lets it go, he's not wearing a wire. 394 00:18:30,415 --> 00:18:32,282 But if he pushes you, 395 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,975 tell him Adrian Boseman backdated earnings 396 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,415 for Mr. Leopold to help him with his taxes. 397 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,329 And Mr. Leopold gifted your firm 398 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:45,993 with a bonus of $800,000. 399 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,728 I can't do that. 400 00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:52,438 Yeah, yeah. 401 00:18:52,463 --> 00:18:56,165 That's why I said you might not want to do it. 402 00:18:56,399 --> 00:18:59,524 I mean, the other option is don't see your dad. 403 00:18:59,725 --> 00:19:01,665 Okay, um... 404 00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:05,975 Oh. Here we go. 405 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,460 Thank you. 406 00:19:09,196 --> 00:19:12,424 Oh, uh, but if you do do it, 407 00:19:12,449 --> 00:19:14,197 record it. 408 00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:18,624 Just turn on your iPhone and, uh... 409 00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:20,752 hit "record." 410 00:19:29,041 --> 00:19:31,040 Wanna have dinner with me tomorrow night? 411 00:19:31,324 --> 00:19:32,874 Dinner... 412 00:19:33,199 --> 00:19:35,199 or dinner dinner? 413 00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,937 You'll have to explain the difference. 414 00:19:38,312 --> 00:19:40,131 Dinner is fucking. 415 00:19:40,156 --> 00:19:43,257 Dinner dinner is a date, then fucking. 416 00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:47,156 Mm, okay. Dinner dinner. 417 00:19:52,156 --> 00:19:53,646 No. 418 00:19:56,189 --> 00:19:58,521 Hi, I'm Felix Staples. 419 00:19:58,813 --> 00:20:01,232 My heroes are Christopher Hitchens, 420 00:20:01,257 --> 00:20:03,349 Wyndham Lewis, Andrew Brietbart, 421 00:20:03,374 --> 00:20:05,787 Yitzhak Rabin, and Lil' Kim. 422 00:20:07,213 --> 00:20:09,248 Hello, Mr. Staples. 423 00:20:09,273 --> 00:20:10,873 We've been appointed to hear your appeal. 424 00:20:10,898 --> 00:20:12,404 Great. Mind if I stand? 425 00:20:12,429 --> 00:20:14,623 I... please do. 426 00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:18,712 Who did you vote for in the last election? 427 00:20:18,859 --> 00:20:20,540 - Excuse me? - Who did you vote for for president? 428 00:20:20,565 --> 00:20:22,048 - I'm not gonna answer that. - Why not? 429 00:20:22,073 --> 00:20:23,693 It's irrelevant. 430 00:20:25,564 --> 00:20:28,863 Really? Your politics are irrelevant to this? 431 00:20:29,488 --> 00:20:34,019 Mr. Boseman, you gave $8,564 to Hillary Clinton. 432 00:20:34,044 --> 00:20:35,733 Diane Lockhart, you gave... 433 00:20:35,758 --> 00:20:37,483 - Where'd you get that? - Public records. 434 00:20:37,508 --> 00:20:41,152 $18,860 to Hillary. 435 00:20:41,177 --> 00:20:43,037 Barbara Kolstad, 436 00:20:43,062 --> 00:20:45,770 you gave $23,000 to, 437 00:20:45,795 --> 00:20:48,123 wait, let me check... hmm, want to get this right. 438 00:20:48,148 --> 00:20:50,507 - Hmm. Hillary. - What about me? 439 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,054 What about you? 440 00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:54,204 - How much money did I give to Trump? - I don't know. 441 00:20:54,229 --> 00:20:55,413 I didn't check your contribution 442 00:20:55,438 --> 00:20:56,918 'cause it doesn't fit my narrative. 443 00:20:56,943 --> 00:20:58,562 Ah. 444 00:20:58,587 --> 00:20:59,676 $7,500. 445 00:20:59,701 --> 00:21:01,218 Great. Write your own narrative. 446 00:21:01,243 --> 00:21:03,663 Mine is that I'm a martyr 447 00:21:03,688 --> 00:21:05,601 to your political correctness. 448 00:21:05,626 --> 00:21:07,523 - Maybe not yours. - I win. 449 00:21:08,729 --> 00:21:11,189 I guessed you would say "political correctness" 450 00:21:11,214 --> 00:21:14,048 - within the first five minutes. - Well, that was almost funny. 451 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,744 You know, you're in an unfortunate position to be funny 452 00:21:16,769 --> 00:21:20,072 because you're all Tom and Katie Buellers. 453 00:21:20,165 --> 00:21:21,315 Who is Tom Bueller? 454 00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:22,923 They're the parents in Ferris Bueller. 455 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,439 Nobody likes the parents. 456 00:21:24,464 --> 00:21:26,203 Everybody likes me. Right? 457 00:21:26,228 --> 00:21:28,166 The funny guy. The guy who doesn't care. 458 00:21:28,191 --> 00:21:29,478 Good to know, Mr. Staples. 459 00:21:29,503 --> 00:21:31,695 Is that your appeal, that you're funny? 460 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,580 In part, but first I'd like to know why you banned me. 461 00:21:34,605 --> 00:21:37,374 Well, let's start with your anti-Semitic posting. 462 00:21:37,399 --> 00:21:39,528 Okay, let's do it. 463 00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:42,079 "When I read your posts..." 464 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,823 ... Sometimes I think we need a surgical holocaust. 465 00:21:44,848 --> 00:21:47,556 Just kill the irritating Jews. 466 00:21:51,073 --> 00:21:53,589 - Yes? - It's your appeal, not ours. 467 00:21:53,614 --> 00:21:55,440 Well, I'm Jewish, circumcised. 468 00:21:55,465 --> 00:21:57,440 I can show you right now. 469 00:21:58,112 --> 00:22:00,986 Uh, I was arguing with another Jew 470 00:22:01,011 --> 00:22:02,892 who criticized Netanyahu 471 00:22:02,917 --> 00:22:05,495 and wanted to paste happy face stickers 472 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,358 on all the Palestinian faces. 473 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:08,988 So I said what I knew would hurt him. 474 00:22:08,989 --> 00:22:10,183 Are you arguing that 475 00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:12,418 someone who's Jewish can't be anti-Semitic? 476 00:22:12,443 --> 00:22:14,964 No. I'm arguing my post was political 477 00:22:14,989 --> 00:22:16,238 and not anti-Semitic. 478 00:22:16,263 --> 00:22:17,667 Right? I-I could've written 479 00:22:17,692 --> 00:22:19,722 "With all due respect, sir, I disagree with you." 480 00:22:19,747 --> 00:22:21,246 Sure, but that wouldn't have hurt him. 481 00:22:21,271 --> 00:22:23,074 - And I wanted to hurt him. - Physically? 482 00:22:23,099 --> 00:22:25,362 No, I wanted to make him to cry. 483 00:22:25,683 --> 00:22:28,746 I want to make him cry for his poor dead ancestors... 484 00:22:28,771 --> 00:22:30,753 slaughtered by anti-Semites. 485 00:22:30,778 --> 00:22:34,040 I understand you want to make yourself the victim here, Mr. Staples, 486 00:22:34,065 --> 00:22:36,151 but you are a leader of the alt-right. 487 00:22:36,176 --> 00:22:39,011 The alt-right, ma'am, hates gays, don't they? 488 00:22:39,036 --> 00:22:41,542 - Well, for the most part. - They hate gay marriage, 489 00:22:41,567 --> 00:22:43,315 they're religious, they're conservative, 490 00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:45,509 and yet, I... do... 491 00:22:46,159 --> 00:22:47,761 Damian? 492 00:22:48,054 --> 00:22:49,909 I didn't want to have to... 493 00:22:50,993 --> 00:22:53,414 Damian is a gay prostitute 494 00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:55,430 whom I paid $50 495 00:22:55,455 --> 00:22:57,179 to blow me right now. 496 00:22:57,204 --> 00:22:59,117 - Okay. All right. - Too good of a deal to pass up. 497 00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:00,733 - Told you I was Jewish. - All right, all right. 498 00:23:00,758 --> 00:23:02,619 - You made your point. - Who's the conservative? 499 00:23:02,644 --> 00:23:04,226 Who's the homophobe, sir? 500 00:23:04,251 --> 00:23:05,658 Not me. 501 00:23:05,683 --> 00:23:09,047 Look, I would... I'd be a heterosexual in a second, if I could be, 502 00:23:09,072 --> 00:23:10,494 but I'm willing to be fellated 503 00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:11,915 in front of this panel 504 00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:13,650 because I believe in America. 505 00:23:13,675 --> 00:23:14,767 - Damien! - Okay. 506 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:17,627 ♪ Mine eyes have seen the glory ♪ - All right. 507 00:23:17,705 --> 00:23:20,860 ♪ Of the coming of the Lord ♪ 508 00:23:20,885 --> 00:23:22,595 ♪ He has trampled ev... ♪ 509 00:23:25,319 --> 00:23:27,493 God, talk about a piece of work. 510 00:23:27,518 --> 00:23:30,424 He's looking for publicity, he's trying to provoke us. 511 00:23:30,529 --> 00:23:33,018 So, we don't engage. 512 00:23:33,043 --> 00:23:34,315 We stick to his posts. 513 00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:35,713 See, if we debate politics, 514 00:23:35,738 --> 00:23:37,086 - we lose. - _ 515 00:23:37,111 --> 00:23:38,858 He's trying to make it about us, you see. 516 00:23:46,155 --> 00:23:47,248 What do you need? 517 00:23:47,273 --> 00:23:49,773 Uh, I know we have another session tomorrow, but I just... 518 00:23:49,798 --> 00:23:51,998 I want to apologize ahead of time. 519 00:23:52,023 --> 00:23:53,374 For? 520 00:23:53,609 --> 00:23:55,438 People on the interwebs 521 00:23:55,439 --> 00:23:58,304 might have nasty things to say about you guys, 522 00:23:58,329 --> 00:24:00,399 I just want you to know, I have nothing to do with it. 523 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,939 Good to know. 524 00:24:02,664 --> 00:24:04,577 You remind me of my mom. 525 00:24:05,352 --> 00:24:07,163 She was a school teacher. 526 00:24:07,288 --> 00:24:09,422 And she taught me... 527 00:24:09,447 --> 00:24:11,311 to love my fellow man, 528 00:24:11,336 --> 00:24:14,773 and if we all just hug our enemies, 529 00:24:14,943 --> 00:24:17,874 peace would last 1,000 years. 530 00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:20,778 So this is rebellion? 531 00:24:20,803 --> 00:24:23,341 No, this is having a laugh. 532 00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:25,749 You don't smile enough, Mrs. Lockhart. 533 00:24:25,774 --> 00:24:27,896 You need to get more joy out of life. 534 00:24:28,528 --> 00:24:30,466 Bye, Mom. 535 00:24:38,362 --> 00:24:39,892 - Marissa? - Yeah. 536 00:24:39,917 --> 00:24:41,041 Check the Chummy sites 537 00:24:41,066 --> 00:24:43,510 for any new comments on our firm, or on us. 538 00:24:43,535 --> 00:24:45,424 - Sure. What are we looking for? - Threats. 539 00:24:45,449 --> 00:24:47,666 - Harassment. - No problem. 540 00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:49,745 Oh, Diane? 541 00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:52,479 You mean like, 542 00:24:52,504 --> 00:24:53,604 "Is it considered rape..." 543 00:24:53,629 --> 00:24:56,237 ... If you rape a female lawyer? 544 00:24:57,081 --> 00:24:58,463 Tell me, Ms. Lockhart, 545 00:24:58,488 --> 00:25:02,276 could you get me off if I raped a female lawyer? 546 00:25:07,614 --> 00:25:09,231 And here's another. 547 00:25:09,731 --> 00:25:11,452 Ugh, and two more. 548 00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:13,307 Do you want me to forward these to you? 549 00:25:15,030 --> 00:25:17,145 Uh, yes, please. 550 00:25:24,091 --> 00:25:26,817 Yes, I hope you get raped, but for legal purposes, 551 00:25:26,842 --> 00:25:29,200 I do not intend to rape you myself. 552 00:25:58,514 --> 00:26:00,648 They know to keep it under 13 posts. 553 00:26:00,673 --> 00:26:02,177 - What? - The alt-righters. 554 00:26:02,202 --> 00:26:04,231 They've been sending us harassing posts. 555 00:26:04,256 --> 00:26:06,723 And each person has only sent 12. 556 00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:09,341 - And how do they know to do that? - I don't know. 557 00:26:09,366 --> 00:26:11,989 The rules were discussed in private session. 558 00:26:13,727 --> 00:26:15,200 Did someone leak? 559 00:26:16,411 --> 00:26:18,044 - Jay? - I'll do what I can, 560 00:26:18,069 --> 00:26:19,489 but these alt-right guys, 561 00:26:19,514 --> 00:26:22,481 my guess is they're not gonna want to talk to me. 562 00:26:39,826 --> 00:26:41,544 What are you doing? 563 00:26:45,602 --> 00:26:47,101 Mm. 564 00:26:47,126 --> 00:26:49,140 I was surprised to get your text. 565 00:26:49,165 --> 00:26:51,184 - It's been forever. - Yeah. 566 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:57,895 Do they have hummus here, or is it just chips? 567 00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:58,981 What? 568 00:26:59,006 --> 00:27:01,055 Uh, do they have real food here, or is it just drinks? 569 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,120 I'm on this detox. 570 00:27:04,328 --> 00:27:06,096 I mean, if you eat eight chips, 571 00:27:06,121 --> 00:27:07,818 that's 142 calories. 572 00:27:07,819 --> 00:27:10,265 Uh, I-I don't know. 573 00:27:13,504 --> 00:27:14,889 And everyone goes on about 574 00:27:14,914 --> 00:27:17,041 how healthy guacamole is. 575 00:27:17,066 --> 00:27:18,253 What? 576 00:27:19,029 --> 00:27:20,188 Hey. 577 00:27:20,729 --> 00:27:23,284 - How are you doing? - Good, how are you? 578 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:24,335 Good. 579 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:25,399 Hey, man. 580 00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:27,083 Oh, this is Zack. 581 00:27:27,116 --> 00:27:29,030 - Hey. - Hey, Zack, nice to meet you. Colin. 582 00:27:29,069 --> 00:27:31,167 Yeah, you too. Good grip. Pfft. 583 00:27:31,508 --> 00:27:32,797 Where do you work out? 584 00:27:32,822 --> 00:27:34,811 Uh... I... nowhere. 585 00:27:34,836 --> 00:27:37,078 I just, uh... it's just some weights at home. 586 00:27:37,103 --> 00:27:39,569 Oh. If you want to get serious, 587 00:27:39,594 --> 00:27:40,859 here's my card. 588 00:27:40,884 --> 00:27:42,228 - Serious? - Yeah. 589 00:27:42,229 --> 00:27:43,312 Uh, thanks. 590 00:27:43,337 --> 00:27:44,470 How do you two know each other? 591 00:27:44,495 --> 00:27:46,288 Oh, I'm Lucca's personal trainer. 592 00:27:46,313 --> 00:27:47,652 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 593 00:27:47,677 --> 00:27:50,223 Well, you're doing a great job. 594 00:27:50,286 --> 00:27:52,535 Anyway, I should, uh, I should head out. 595 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,079 Uh, hey, have a good evening. 596 00:27:54,104 --> 00:27:55,422 Yeah, you too. 597 00:27:56,412 --> 00:27:57,711 He's a nice guy. 598 00:27:57,736 --> 00:27:59,207 What's his story? 599 00:28:01,863 --> 00:28:02,893 Huh? 600 00:28:02,918 --> 00:28:05,149 You seem distracted tonight. 601 00:28:42,561 --> 00:28:44,620 Maia! Look who's here. 602 00:28:44,645 --> 00:28:46,552 - Maia, darling. - Oh. 603 00:28:46,577 --> 00:28:47,703 What's going on? 604 00:28:47,728 --> 00:28:50,076 Oh, your dad was feeling blue, so last minute, 605 00:28:50,101 --> 00:28:51,770 I threw him a party. 606 00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:53,030 Did Dad call you? 607 00:28:53,055 --> 00:28:54,287 Yeah, yesterday. 608 00:28:54,312 --> 00:28:55,494 Henry, look who's here, Maia. 609 00:28:55,519 --> 00:28:57,598 Oh, my God, I missed you. 610 00:28:58,110 --> 00:28:59,230 Ah, come on in. 611 00:28:59,255 --> 00:29:01,275 I'm helping the caterers make pizzas. 612 00:29:02,082 --> 00:29:03,640 Aw, thank you. 613 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,807 He's been missing you. 614 00:29:06,655 --> 00:29:08,065 Come, come, come. 615 00:29:17,819 --> 00:29:19,960 Look at you two here. 616 00:29:19,985 --> 00:29:22,154 I was just saying how much I missed us... 617 00:29:22,179 --> 00:29:24,122 - Mm. - ... being together. 618 00:29:24,161 --> 00:29:26,537 Mm. Yeah. 619 00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:29,136 Bora Bora, we need to go back. 620 00:29:31,655 --> 00:29:33,887 The Pauls are-are getting ready to leave. 621 00:29:33,912 --> 00:29:36,124 - Oh, I'll get an Uber. - Yeah. 622 00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:37,673 They're too drunk. 623 00:29:41,082 --> 00:29:42,361 How are you, Maia? 624 00:29:42,386 --> 00:29:43,888 Good. 625 00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:45,740 You seem happy, Dad. 626 00:29:45,765 --> 00:29:46,785 Yeah, yeah, 627 00:29:46,810 --> 00:29:48,399 I guess I am. I mean, this is the first time 628 00:29:48,424 --> 00:29:50,043 I've felt normal in weeks. 629 00:29:50,068 --> 00:29:51,729 Mm-hmm, yeah. 630 00:29:51,754 --> 00:29:53,241 Oh, me too. 631 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,969 - Feels like when I was eight. - Mm-hmm. 632 00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:58,920 And work is going well? 633 00:30:00,864 --> 00:30:02,837 It is. Mm. 634 00:30:05,869 --> 00:30:07,914 You seemed a little worried at dinner. 635 00:30:07,939 --> 00:30:09,269 Nothing wrong? 636 00:30:11,938 --> 00:30:13,317 Nothing, no. 637 00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:16,278 I mean, work is... work. 638 00:30:16,303 --> 00:30:17,816 Yeah. 639 00:30:17,989 --> 00:30:20,067 I mean, anything you want to talk about? 640 00:30:20,870 --> 00:30:22,290 No. 641 00:30:23,638 --> 00:30:25,855 I mean, come on, it's your dad. 642 00:30:29,951 --> 00:30:31,722 You can tell me anything. 643 00:30:42,233 --> 00:30:43,630 It's just... 644 00:30:44,563 --> 00:30:47,334 I can never quite tell where that line is, you know? 645 00:30:47,359 --> 00:30:50,398 Between the legal and the illegal. 646 00:30:53,702 --> 00:30:55,240 What issue? 647 00:31:05,753 --> 00:31:07,382 He asked you about work? 648 00:31:07,561 --> 00:31:10,290 Yeah, but it might've just been, you know, talking. 649 00:31:10,315 --> 00:31:13,805 Just... I don't know, being a dad. I... 650 00:31:14,474 --> 00:31:15,763 I hate this. 651 00:31:15,788 --> 00:31:17,718 I know. I'm sorry. 652 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,652 Did you tell him about Travis Leopold? 653 00:31:21,437 --> 00:31:22,740 Yeah. 654 00:31:26,729 --> 00:31:27,931 Yeah. 655 00:31:27,956 --> 00:31:29,245 Family's hard. 656 00:31:29,270 --> 00:31:31,359 Yeah, yeah. 657 00:31:33,187 --> 00:31:36,656 Uh, Ada, play something nice. 658 00:31:36,681 --> 00:31:38,233 Playing something nice. 659 00:31:38,258 --> 00:31:42,491 ♪ Strumming my pain with his fingers ♪ 660 00:31:42,548 --> 00:31:46,674 ♪ Singing my life with his words ♪ 661 00:31:47,189 --> 00:31:50,438 ♪ Killing me softly with his song ♪ 662 00:31:50,439 --> 00:31:52,621 ♪ Killing me softly... ♪ 663 00:32:04,319 --> 00:32:06,231 Hi, do you know where Aaron is? 664 00:32:06,256 --> 00:32:09,136 I'm supposed to get him some kind of message from Felix. 665 00:32:09,569 --> 00:32:11,327 - Who are you? - Marissa. 666 00:32:11,352 --> 00:32:13,042 Why, do you know Aaron? 667 00:32:13,067 --> 00:32:14,292 I might. Why? 668 00:32:14,317 --> 00:32:15,606 Look, I don't have a lot of time. 669 00:32:15,631 --> 00:32:17,531 If you see him, tell him Marissa dropped by, 670 00:32:17,556 --> 00:32:20,425 and I love his "Seven doesn't equal eight" post. 671 00:32:20,561 --> 00:32:22,332 Uh, s-sorry, 672 00:32:22,485 --> 00:32:24,129 I just get a lot of unwanted attention. 673 00:32:24,154 --> 00:32:25,443 I'm Aaron. 674 00:32:25,899 --> 00:32:27,787 Seriously? Your stuff is so great. 675 00:32:27,812 --> 00:32:30,088 Thanks, it's mostly my late night stuff. 676 00:32:32,248 --> 00:32:33,728 What do you need? 677 00:32:33,729 --> 00:32:35,216 Felix told me to get in touch with you. 678 00:32:35,241 --> 00:32:37,590 He wants to stay off 4chan for a while. 679 00:32:37,615 --> 00:32:39,996 He said we shouldn't exceed, like, 15 threatening posts. 680 00:32:40,021 --> 00:32:42,390 No, 13, stay below 13. 681 00:32:42,415 --> 00:32:44,584 Someone said it was more. They know someone in Chumhum. 682 00:32:44,609 --> 00:32:47,425 No, this is from the censorship panel. 683 00:32:47,450 --> 00:32:49,883 Felix has their transcripts. 684 00:32:51,352 --> 00:32:52,695 Good to know. 685 00:32:53,152 --> 00:32:54,556 See you around. 686 00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,500 Wait a minute, what? 687 00:32:59,525 --> 00:33:02,185 He has your transcripts from your deliberations. 688 00:33:03,207 --> 00:33:04,387 How? 689 00:33:04,412 --> 00:33:05,821 We don't know. 690 00:33:06,198 --> 00:33:08,179 Looks like someone leaked. 691 00:33:12,698 --> 00:33:13,990 Who do you think? 692 00:33:14,015 --> 00:33:16,227 - That would surprise me. - Yeah. 693 00:33:16,348 --> 00:33:19,210 Um, what is your name again? 694 00:33:19,235 --> 00:33:20,368 - Marissa. - Marissa. 695 00:33:20,393 --> 00:33:23,401 Would you step outside for a second, Marissa, please? 696 00:33:23,426 --> 00:33:24,658 Thank you. 697 00:33:26,135 --> 00:33:27,655 Jay... 698 00:33:29,807 --> 00:33:32,087 Check out Julius. See if he leaked. 699 00:33:35,609 --> 00:33:36,945 Sure. 700 00:33:48,767 --> 00:33:51,589 What shall we talk about today? 701 00:33:52,419 --> 00:33:54,429 Your posts, sir. 702 00:33:54,605 --> 00:33:56,984 This is all about your posts. 703 00:33:57,233 --> 00:33:58,541 - Diane. - How fitting. 704 00:33:58,566 --> 00:34:01,525 Uh, Ms. Lockhart and I have a certain rapport, don't we? 705 00:34:02,228 --> 00:34:04,600 Mr. Staples, please explain your posts 706 00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:07,767 regarding the pro-choice activist Dahlila Mills. 707 00:34:08,313 --> 00:34:11,919 Dahlila Mills. Dahlila Mills. 708 00:34:11,944 --> 00:34:13,826 Dahlila Mills... 709 00:34:13,851 --> 00:34:16,390 Beautiful name. I... can't place it. 710 00:34:16,949 --> 00:34:20,395 Ah! Yes. My days of rage. 711 00:34:20,420 --> 00:34:22,320 Let's all do our part. Who wants to contribute 712 00:34:22,345 --> 00:34:25,134 to a fund to take out Dahlila Mills? 713 00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:27,252 Tell me, Mr. Staples, 714 00:34:27,277 --> 00:34:29,866 why is that not an actionable threat? 715 00:34:29,891 --> 00:34:31,148 Because I'm not threatening her. 716 00:34:31,173 --> 00:34:33,563 I don't mean "take her out" as in "kill her." 717 00:34:33,588 --> 00:34:35,615 My goodness, what kind of monster 718 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,114 do you think I am? 719 00:34:37,139 --> 00:34:39,529 I'm talking about taking her out of the debate. 720 00:34:39,554 --> 00:34:41,053 And how do you take someone out of a debate? 721 00:34:41,078 --> 00:34:43,413 I don't know. Shout her down, embarrass her. 722 00:34:43,438 --> 00:34:44,628 Why do you need funds for that? 723 00:34:44,653 --> 00:34:46,681 Why do you need funds for that dress? 724 00:34:46,706 --> 00:34:49,085 Because I don't want to end up in that jacket. 725 00:34:49,529 --> 00:34:51,397 Oh! I will see you in court. 726 00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:54,591 Again, why do you need funds to shut someone down? 727 00:34:54,665 --> 00:34:57,739 I can't think of anything funny, so I decline to reply. 728 00:34:57,764 --> 00:34:59,039 Well, after you wrote that, 729 00:34:59,064 --> 00:35:01,103 these posts were sent to Ms. Mills. 730 00:35:01,632 --> 00:35:04,132 - "We're coming to get you, be..." - ... Sure to lock your doors, 731 00:35:04,157 --> 00:35:06,901 'cause the Second Amendment was made for people like you. 732 00:35:06,926 --> 00:35:10,225 You ever see what a Glock does to cantaloupe close up? 733 00:35:10,899 --> 00:35:13,073 It's hard to clean up in your shower. 734 00:35:13,196 --> 00:35:15,127 The easiest thing is to just dox you. 735 00:35:15,588 --> 00:35:17,667 - Try using your credit card tomorrow. - _ 736 00:35:17,692 --> 00:35:19,089 See what happens. 737 00:35:19,419 --> 00:35:22,696 Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, double-cunt, bitch... 738 00:35:22,743 --> 00:35:24,110 "... Bitch, bitch." 739 00:35:24,529 --> 00:35:26,347 Wow, they all sound angry. 740 00:35:26,372 --> 00:35:28,911 These are the same accounts now harassing us, 741 00:35:28,936 --> 00:35:30,466 because you told them to. 742 00:35:30,491 --> 00:35:32,782 You act like I have some secret control over people. 743 00:35:32,807 --> 00:35:34,579 No, not secret. 744 00:35:35,687 --> 00:35:38,568 Do you have some proof to back up this contention? 745 00:35:38,831 --> 00:35:40,167 Yes. 746 00:35:40,909 --> 00:35:44,174 An Aaron Fowler claimed you directly told him 747 00:35:44,199 --> 00:35:48,052 to keep his harassment of this panel to under 13 posts. 748 00:35:50,976 --> 00:35:52,378 Do you know, the only thing sadder 749 00:35:52,403 --> 00:35:54,451 than Tom and Katie Bueller 750 00:35:54,476 --> 00:35:57,385 is a sputtering Ferris Bueller caught in a lie. 751 00:35:57,609 --> 00:36:00,595 God, you are exactly like my mom. 752 00:36:01,702 --> 00:36:03,265 - Can I read you a few posts? - Please. 753 00:36:03,290 --> 00:36:05,581 We want to give you every opportunity to defend yourself. 754 00:36:05,606 --> 00:36:08,294 This is to me from a pro-choice activist. 755 00:36:08,319 --> 00:36:09,324 - "Go to..." - ... Hell. 756 00:36:09,387 --> 00:36:10,737 I hope you choke on the cocks 757 00:36:10,762 --> 00:36:12,520 of the southern rednecks you're blowing. 758 00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:15,794 Now this is clearly a racist pro-choice activist, 759 00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:18,308 because it's well known the cocks in question are black. 760 00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:20,753 You can check my dating profile. 761 00:36:22,236 --> 00:36:23,671 There's more. 762 00:36:23,709 --> 00:36:25,549 - "First they'll come..." - ... For my abortion rights, 763 00:36:25,574 --> 00:36:27,016 then they'll come for your gay marriage, 764 00:36:27,041 --> 00:36:28,386 you self-hating kike. 765 00:36:28,411 --> 00:36:30,540 "Kike." And there are more. 766 00:36:30,565 --> 00:36:34,302 So you can see, I'm wondering why I'm being targeted 767 00:36:34,327 --> 00:36:36,994 when the pro-choice side is just as ugly. 768 00:36:37,019 --> 00:36:40,368 If its ugliness matches yours, it will be addressed. 769 00:36:40,393 --> 00:36:42,345 We're not targeting any one side. 770 00:36:42,370 --> 00:36:44,870 And yet, in your transcripts from your deliberations... 771 00:36:44,895 --> 00:36:46,364 Wait a second, wait a... 772 00:36:46,389 --> 00:36:48,691 - You have our transcripts? - I believe I do. 773 00:36:48,716 --> 00:36:50,811 And you know that's proprietary information? 774 00:36:50,836 --> 00:36:51,995 It doesn't say so. 775 00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:53,613 Chumhum could sue you for that. 776 00:36:53,638 --> 00:36:55,055 No, they could sue the person who leaked it. 777 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,449 I'm just the citizen-journalist 778 00:36:56,474 --> 00:37:00,247 wanting to communicate it to the world. 779 00:37:00,950 --> 00:37:05,396 Anyway, in this earlier discussion, Ms. Kolstad, 780 00:37:05,421 --> 00:37:07,630 you shouted down Julius Cain 781 00:37:07,655 --> 00:37:09,657 in language most indecorous. 782 00:37:09,682 --> 00:37:12,642 I believe you used the word "Uncle Tom" as a verb. 783 00:37:17,499 --> 00:37:18,838 He's a fucking asshole. 784 00:37:18,863 --> 00:37:20,451 And he's trying to make us look hypocritical. 785 00:37:20,476 --> 00:37:21,805 He's a racist little motherfucker. 786 00:37:21,830 --> 00:37:23,455 So what do we do? 787 00:37:24,522 --> 00:37:26,232 Wait a minute. What is it? 788 00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:31,302 Oh, my God. 789 00:37:31,327 --> 00:37:34,072 When did this law firm become a circus? 790 00:37:40,846 --> 00:37:42,845 Diane. Do you have a second? 791 00:37:44,219 --> 00:37:46,442 If you have something to say, Mr. Staples, 792 00:37:46,467 --> 00:37:48,871 say it in front of the whole committee, not just me. 793 00:37:48,896 --> 00:37:49,907 But I don't like them. 794 00:37:49,932 --> 00:37:51,824 - Because you're racist. - No. 795 00:37:52,189 --> 00:37:54,548 And yes, I don't like blacks as a group. 796 00:37:54,573 --> 00:37:56,544 But that's beside the point. 797 00:37:56,569 --> 00:37:59,647 Have you ever wondered why Neil Gross chose this firm 798 00:37:59,689 --> 00:38:01,117 to be in charge of his TOS committee? 799 00:38:01,142 --> 00:38:03,259 You obviously want to tell me something, so tell me. 800 00:38:03,284 --> 00:38:05,492 Putting an all-black law firm 801 00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:07,636 in charge of his censorship committee? 802 00:38:07,661 --> 00:38:09,660 Does that make sense to you? 803 00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:14,919 Good-bye, Mr. Staples. 804 00:38:14,944 --> 00:38:17,027 Good-bye, Diane Lockhart. 805 00:38:32,173 --> 00:38:35,074 I promised to give you a progress report on your case. 806 00:38:35,099 --> 00:38:36,933 So, hi, here I am. 807 00:38:39,545 --> 00:38:43,917 Anyway, I leaked a fictitious story to Henry Rindell 808 00:38:43,942 --> 00:38:47,084 about your firm receiving an $800,000 bribe 809 00:38:47,109 --> 00:38:48,466 from a fictitious client 810 00:38:48,491 --> 00:38:50,245 to backdate his earnings. 811 00:38:50,270 --> 00:38:52,688 Uh, w-what? 812 00:38:52,713 --> 00:38:56,822 Yeah, I know. But we can use this to embarrass Kresteva. 813 00:38:56,847 --> 00:39:00,941 Ms. Tascioni, I'm sorry to be prosaic in my thinking, 814 00:39:00,966 --> 00:39:03,675 but this doesn't seem like a baroque matter. 815 00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:05,167 We didn't do anything wrong. 816 00:39:05,192 --> 00:39:07,681 Why are you misleading the investigator? 817 00:39:07,706 --> 00:39:09,295 Good question. And... 818 00:39:09,337 --> 00:39:12,724 if this investigator were honest, 819 00:39:12,749 --> 00:39:14,137 I would say you were right. 820 00:39:14,162 --> 00:39:17,791 But... and I hate to say this about any person... 821 00:39:17,816 --> 00:39:20,380 Mike Kresteva tends to lie. 822 00:39:20,405 --> 00:39:22,248 So what do you need from us? 823 00:39:22,273 --> 00:39:25,614 If you hear about this $800,000 gift from anyone, 824 00:39:25,639 --> 00:39:28,478 that means Henry Rindell is working against us, 825 00:39:28,503 --> 00:39:30,827 and we might be able to use it. 826 00:39:33,822 --> 00:39:35,234 So what do I do? 827 00:39:35,259 --> 00:39:36,800 Act young and sweet. 828 00:39:36,825 --> 00:39:38,150 Who are we? 829 00:39:38,175 --> 00:39:39,464 Anyone we want. 830 00:39:39,489 --> 00:39:41,530 God, I love this job. 831 00:39:43,622 --> 00:39:45,572 I need glasses. I want to be a geologist. 832 00:39:45,597 --> 00:39:47,397 No, this isn't a cartoon. 833 00:39:47,422 --> 00:39:50,224 All right? You're a product analyst. No one asks what that is. 834 00:39:50,813 --> 00:39:52,234 Hi. 835 00:39:52,297 --> 00:39:53,874 - Do you want a setup? - Sure. 836 00:39:53,899 --> 00:39:56,530 Hi, we're just in the market for a two bedroom in the Loop, 837 00:39:56,555 --> 00:39:59,535 so we saw this and we skidded to a stop, didn't we, Jay? 838 00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,687 Oh, God, he hates when I rattle on like that. 839 00:40:01,712 --> 00:40:03,796 But we love each other, so what can I say? 840 00:40:04,006 --> 00:40:05,586 Young love. It's infectious. 841 00:40:05,611 --> 00:40:07,944 Isn't it? Like the plague. 842 00:40:08,455 --> 00:40:10,969 Well, this is a very good starter apartment 843 00:40:10,994 --> 00:40:12,219 for young couples. 844 00:40:12,244 --> 00:40:14,474 Especially young professionals. 845 00:40:14,499 --> 00:40:16,384 They're all flocking back from the suburbs 846 00:40:16,409 --> 00:40:19,074 because they want to be near the restaurants and the clubs. 847 00:40:19,099 --> 00:40:20,603 Sounds like us, Jay. Dancing. 848 00:40:20,628 --> 00:40:21,938 That's right. 849 00:40:21,963 --> 00:40:24,076 - Do you work in the Loop? - Yes. 850 00:40:24,101 --> 00:40:26,062 Well, I work as a product analyst, 851 00:40:26,087 --> 00:40:28,186 but I want to be a geologist. 852 00:40:28,555 --> 00:40:30,423 Jay doesn't want me to. 853 00:40:30,448 --> 00:40:32,696 Hey, you look familiar, do I know you? 854 00:40:32,721 --> 00:40:33,868 No, I don't think so. 855 00:40:33,893 --> 00:40:35,682 Yeah. Where have I seen you before? 856 00:40:35,746 --> 00:40:38,504 On that thing that you showed me. Um... 857 00:40:38,529 --> 00:40:41,425 Oh, right. That thing involving what's his name, um... 858 00:40:41,450 --> 00:40:43,282 - Felix... - Staples! 859 00:40:43,307 --> 00:40:44,695 - Right. - All right. 860 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:46,374 He's my boyfriend. 861 00:40:46,399 --> 00:40:49,386 But our politics are very different. 862 00:40:49,926 --> 00:40:52,092 - Let me show you the kitchen. - Hey, hey, hey. 863 00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:54,741 That's all right. Our politics are very different too. 864 00:40:54,766 --> 00:40:56,961 - Wow, so he's the alt-right guy? - Shh. 865 00:40:56,986 --> 00:40:58,797 I'd rather not share that here. 866 00:40:58,822 --> 00:41:00,345 He's very different in private. 867 00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:01,619 I understand. 868 00:41:01,644 --> 00:41:03,263 But what's he doing now? 869 00:41:03,337 --> 00:41:05,160 I heard he's trying to keep from being kicked offline. 870 00:41:05,185 --> 00:41:07,256 Yeah, this stupid thing. They're trying to censor him. 871 00:41:07,281 --> 00:41:08,833 Oh, God, I hate that. 872 00:41:08,858 --> 00:41:10,334 - Is he fighting them anyway? - Yeah. 873 00:41:10,359 --> 00:41:12,945 Good. Tell me how. I'm curious. 874 00:41:18,775 --> 00:41:20,484 How did you get this I.P. address? 875 00:41:20,509 --> 00:41:22,008 Uh, Staples's boyfriend. 876 00:41:22,033 --> 00:41:24,309 He was bragging about how Felix had insider information. 877 00:41:24,334 --> 00:41:25,885 And he wanted to sell us a condo. 878 00:41:25,910 --> 00:41:27,569 He showed us the transcripts. 879 00:41:27,594 --> 00:41:30,223 And we got to see the meta-data, including the I.P. address. 880 00:41:30,248 --> 00:41:31,766 Our I.P. address? 881 00:41:31,791 --> 00:41:34,380 - No. - Well, whose, then? 882 00:41:36,093 --> 00:41:38,124 Is it Julius's home? 883 00:41:38,149 --> 00:41:40,268 The offices of Chumhum. 884 00:41:41,217 --> 00:41:42,505 Okay. 885 00:41:42,992 --> 00:41:44,472 Okay, let's shut this down. 886 00:41:44,497 --> 00:41:45,746 Why? 887 00:41:45,771 --> 00:41:46,965 Barbara, we have a client 888 00:41:46,990 --> 00:41:49,025 who may not want us digging into this stuff. 889 00:41:49,050 --> 00:41:51,397 Well, what are you saying, Chumhum leaked this? 890 00:41:51,422 --> 00:41:52,590 Why? 891 00:41:54,171 --> 00:41:55,751 Because we're being set up. 892 00:41:55,776 --> 00:41:56,979 By whom? 893 00:41:57,004 --> 00:41:59,145 All right. Check and see if Felix Staples 894 00:41:59,170 --> 00:42:02,135 has any relationship at all to anybody inside of Chumhum. 895 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,315 It could be anybody. 896 00:42:03,340 --> 00:42:05,523 I'm not liking this. I don't like this. 897 00:42:15,060 --> 00:42:18,549 Slavery ended 153 years ago. 898 00:42:18,574 --> 00:42:21,845 It's time for the fucking Neil Grosses to get over it. 899 00:42:24,752 --> 00:42:27,214 America is being turned into a welfare state 900 00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:29,849 by all these stupid Neil Grosses. 901 00:42:30,223 --> 00:42:32,697 #DumbNeilGross. 902 00:42:45,962 --> 00:42:48,211 Love seeing all the Neil Grosses in Ferguson, 903 00:42:48,236 --> 00:42:50,868 breaking windows to steal Nikes. 904 00:42:56,724 --> 00:42:58,068 Any relationship at all, to anybody... 905 00:42:58,093 --> 00:43:00,078 Can I talk to you for a second? 906 00:43:02,461 --> 00:43:04,254 One of the alt-right boys really likes me, 907 00:43:04,279 --> 00:43:05,593 he thinks I'm one of them. 908 00:43:05,618 --> 00:43:06,811 - How do you even know... - It's nothing. 909 00:43:06,836 --> 00:43:09,125 They're easily confused when women offer them attention. 910 00:43:09,150 --> 00:43:10,596 Anyway, he sent me a link. 911 00:43:10,621 --> 00:43:13,750 They're working to get around your racist N-word ban. 912 00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:15,149 How? 913 00:43:15,174 --> 00:43:18,345 Whenever they mean N-word they instead type Neil Gross. 914 00:43:18,915 --> 00:43:21,676 Yeah. I can print up the posts, but there are a lot. 915 00:43:21,701 --> 00:43:24,740 All racist jokes with Neil Gross as the punchline. 916 00:43:26,051 --> 00:43:28,729 That's not gonna go over well. 917 00:43:32,747 --> 00:43:35,895 I hate games, so knock it the fuck off. 918 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:37,879 I have no idea what you're talking about. 919 00:43:37,904 --> 00:43:39,787 That guy you saw me with last night... 920 00:43:39,812 --> 00:43:41,485 - Oh, Magic Mike? - Yes. 921 00:43:41,510 --> 00:43:43,009 You know I fucked him. 922 00:43:43,161 --> 00:43:45,320 I figured as much. 923 00:43:45,612 --> 00:43:47,195 But you don't care. 924 00:43:47,220 --> 00:43:49,292 Well, uh, you made it pretty clear 925 00:43:49,317 --> 00:43:52,195 that our relationship was, 926 00:43:52,220 --> 00:43:55,199 - well, not really a relationship. - It's not. 927 00:43:56,149 --> 00:43:57,230 Okay. 928 00:43:57,255 --> 00:44:00,171 Let me take a shot at what I think is happening right now. 929 00:44:00,196 --> 00:44:02,472 You're worried that we're getting too serious, 930 00:44:02,497 --> 00:44:03,999 so you turn down a date with me, 931 00:44:04,024 --> 00:44:05,498 and then you invite your boy toy 932 00:44:05,523 --> 00:44:07,347 to a place where I might see him, 933 00:44:07,372 --> 00:44:09,734 thus ending our "relationship." 934 00:44:09,759 --> 00:44:11,023 Am I right? 935 00:44:11,610 --> 00:44:14,169 Problem is, now you're here, arguing with me, 936 00:44:14,194 --> 00:44:17,756 which kind of proves your plan didn't work out, 937 00:44:17,781 --> 00:44:20,030 and our relationship isn't over. 938 00:44:20,226 --> 00:44:21,684 How'd I do? 939 00:44:23,864 --> 00:44:25,144 Let's go. 940 00:44:28,617 --> 00:44:30,130 Where? 941 00:44:30,155 --> 00:44:31,643 You decide. 942 00:45:52,870 --> 00:45:54,507 What is this? 943 00:45:54,778 --> 00:45:56,362 My place. 944 00:45:59,228 --> 00:46:01,218 So, you're rich? 945 00:46:02,609 --> 00:46:05,403 I guess so. Does that bother you? 946 00:46:06,318 --> 00:46:07,839 I don't know. 947 00:46:08,421 --> 00:46:13,130 Can we... decide whether it bothers you later? 948 00:46:40,771 --> 00:46:42,127 You bastards. 949 00:46:42,152 --> 00:46:43,278 Whoa, whoa. 950 00:46:43,303 --> 00:46:44,826 You thought I leaked? 951 00:46:47,386 --> 00:46:48,725 You searched my office. 952 00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:50,806 No, we didn't know whether you leaked or... 953 00:46:50,831 --> 00:46:53,100 This is about Trump. This is about politics. 954 00:46:53,125 --> 00:46:56,324 Julius, this is about maintaining the integrity of this firm. 955 00:46:56,349 --> 00:46:59,388 No. I was loyal to you. 956 00:46:59,834 --> 00:47:01,282 I was the most loyal employee you had. 957 00:47:01,307 --> 00:47:02,896 We had to know who was leaking. 958 00:47:02,921 --> 00:47:05,010 And did you investigate Diane? 959 00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:07,624 Or Lucca? 960 00:47:08,425 --> 00:47:10,280 Or anybody else? 961 00:47:13,974 --> 00:47:16,697 You just lost your most loyal employee. 962 00:47:35,272 --> 00:47:38,493 Hi, this is Julius Cain. 963 00:47:39,158 --> 00:47:40,957 You were right. 964 00:47:42,326 --> 00:47:44,253 I think we should talk. 965 00:47:52,136 --> 00:47:53,723 They're using my name? 966 00:47:53,748 --> 00:47:54,895 Yes. 967 00:47:55,026 --> 00:47:57,288 I-I don't understand. How? 968 00:47:58,108 --> 00:48:00,087 As a replacement for the N-word. 969 00:48:05,128 --> 00:48:06,311 What, seriously? 970 00:48:06,336 --> 00:48:07,375 - Yes. - Why? 971 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,514 - They know you can't censor it. - Oh, my God. 972 00:48:11,648 --> 00:48:13,570 They're like savages. 973 00:48:16,183 --> 00:48:17,399 So, what do we do? 974 00:48:17,424 --> 00:48:19,330 I'm not sure there's anything you can do. 975 00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:21,354 They're like kids wanting to upset Mommy and Daddy. 976 00:48:21,379 --> 00:48:22,980 Well, here's the problem, Diane. 977 00:48:23,005 --> 00:48:24,237 I am upset. 978 00:48:24,699 --> 00:48:25,828 I know. 979 00:48:25,853 --> 00:48:28,037 You know, they're reacting to that damn committee. 980 00:48:28,062 --> 00:48:30,466 Yeah. They're working around the new rules we implemented. 981 00:48:30,491 --> 00:48:32,668 This whole mess with Staples needs to end. 982 00:48:32,693 --> 00:48:33,861 He's got too many followers, 983 00:48:33,886 --> 00:48:36,020 and they're threatening to leave my services, 984 00:48:36,045 --> 00:48:37,419 so make it end. 985 00:48:45,462 --> 00:48:47,078 We've reconsidered. 986 00:48:47,103 --> 00:48:48,122 "Reconsidered"? 987 00:48:48,147 --> 00:48:51,420 We're prepared to overturn the ban and reinstate you. 988 00:48:51,615 --> 00:48:52,902 What? 989 00:48:54,561 --> 00:48:57,167 No, things were just getting interesting. 990 00:48:57,764 --> 00:48:59,806 - We're done. - I'm not... 991 00:48:59,831 --> 00:49:02,100 - Thank you. - No, we're not done. Diane. 992 00:49:02,101 --> 00:49:04,617 Diane, I've got a number of po... 993 00:49:05,221 --> 00:49:06,514 I've... 994 00:49:07,293 --> 00:49:08,801 Diane! 995 00:49:10,001 --> 00:49:11,858 This is totally fucked! 996 00:49:11,883 --> 00:49:14,742 I am here defending myself and what? You all slink off? 997 00:49:14,767 --> 00:49:18,016 Mr. Staples. It's over. We're done. 998 00:49:18,041 --> 00:49:20,764 We took the oxygen from your room. Go home. 999 00:49:20,789 --> 00:49:22,405 I want you to read this new attack on me. 1000 00:49:22,430 --> 00:49:25,403 "Die, you cocksucker. Free speech is outmoded. 1001 00:49:25,428 --> 00:49:28,034 "It's a law written by slave owners." 1002 00:49:28,059 --> 00:49:29,597 What do you want, Mr. Staples? 1003 00:49:29,622 --> 00:49:31,233 You've been reinstated. 1004 00:49:31,258 --> 00:49:33,652 I don't accept your reinstatement. 1005 00:49:36,746 --> 00:49:38,646 You're a clown. 1006 00:49:39,548 --> 00:49:41,728 What's worse is you're a smart clown 1007 00:49:41,753 --> 00:49:44,413 who occasionally has a point, 1008 00:49:44,438 --> 00:49:47,900 a point you destroy by mixing it up with racism and misogyny 1009 00:49:47,925 --> 00:49:50,255 you probably don't even believe. 1010 00:49:51,428 --> 00:49:54,438 When you were little, someone rejected you or made fun of you, 1011 00:49:54,463 --> 00:49:56,941 and now you get to be one of the mean guys, making fun of others. 1012 00:49:56,966 --> 00:49:59,519 And you get to be the principal? Outraged? 1013 00:49:59,544 --> 00:50:01,288 No, I just have better things to do. 1014 00:50:01,313 --> 00:50:02,708 Oh, really? 1015 00:50:03,048 --> 00:50:05,308 You think this is some grand rebellion 1016 00:50:05,333 --> 00:50:09,143 against progressives and social justice warriors, it's not. 1017 00:50:09,413 --> 00:50:12,034 You're just some kid in the corner pissing yourself, 1018 00:50:12,059 --> 00:50:13,738 so have at it. 1019 00:50:17,174 --> 00:50:19,418 You've lost, Diane. 1020 00:50:21,016 --> 00:50:22,799 And you're upset, 1021 00:50:23,509 --> 00:50:25,938 'cause I'm the embodiment of free speech. 1022 00:50:26,993 --> 00:50:30,272 No, but you are what we have to tolerate, 1023 00:50:30,298 --> 00:50:32,174 so thank you. 1024 00:50:32,461 --> 00:50:33,751 Now go. 1025 00:50:38,342 --> 00:50:39,701 Go. 1026 00:50:50,428 --> 00:50:53,127 So, there were no real expulsions? 1027 00:50:53,128 --> 00:50:56,710 One, but it was reversed on appeal. 1028 00:50:56,735 --> 00:50:58,627 - That was Staples? - Mm-hmm. 1029 00:50:58,628 --> 00:51:01,259 And, uh, the leak of your deliberations? 1030 00:51:01,284 --> 00:51:02,772 That was from you. 1031 00:51:06,315 --> 00:51:10,967 You're saying we leaked your deliberations? 1032 00:51:11,202 --> 00:51:12,594 Yes. 1033 00:51:14,334 --> 00:51:16,486 - Why? - We were a trial balloon. 1034 00:51:16,511 --> 00:51:18,155 You wanted to censor your sites, 1035 00:51:18,180 --> 00:51:21,948 but if we failed, you could point to us as the problem: 1036 00:51:21,973 --> 00:51:23,859 a liberal African-American firm. 1037 00:51:23,884 --> 00:51:25,736 - Really? - That's why we're here, sir, 1038 00:51:25,761 --> 00:51:27,573 to make you look good. 1039 00:51:31,668 --> 00:51:35,048 Okay, good. Thanks. 1040 00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:38,619 Um, 1041 00:51:39,129 --> 00:51:42,040 I, uh, I have a few issues overseas. 1042 00:51:42,065 --> 00:51:45,048 Do you have a minute, Adrian, Barbara? 1043 00:51:48,576 --> 00:51:50,173 - We do. - Good. 1044 00:51:56,506 --> 00:51:58,793 Do you need anything from me? 1045 00:51:58,917 --> 00:52:01,236 No, I think we're good. 1046 00:52:01,261 --> 00:52:02,771 Thanks. 1047 00:52:19,494 --> 00:52:21,983 - What are you doing... - I need a second. 1048 00:52:28,090 --> 00:52:29,443 What? 1049 00:52:29,468 --> 00:52:31,701 You're not up for partner anytime soon, are you? 1050 00:52:31,726 --> 00:52:34,553 No, not that I know of. 1051 00:52:35,159 --> 00:52:37,539 You should, uh... 1052 00:52:37,965 --> 00:52:40,842 stay clear of your firm's finances. 1053 00:52:42,311 --> 00:52:43,561 Why? 1054 00:52:47,676 --> 00:52:51,903 Reddick/Boseman took an $800,000 bribe from a client. 1055 00:52:51,928 --> 00:52:53,960 It might be in trouble. 1056 00:52:55,515 --> 00:52:58,100 I don't want you to get in trouble. 1057 00:52:59,358 --> 00:53:02,433 The client's name is Travis Leopold. 1058 00:53:10,532 --> 00:53:11,744 Okay. 1059 00:53:13,599 --> 00:53:14,868 Thanks. 1060 00:53:23,723 --> 00:53:27,856 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 76162

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