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LEA (VOICEOVER): Dear
diary, the war, when
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it came, lasted just a day.
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That's all it took.
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No one even knows who started
it or what it was all about.
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But it was the
aftermath that took
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its final toll on civilization.
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What was left of humanity began
to wipe itself out, finally,
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rebelling against the conspiracy
of the capitalist elite
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and the military establishment
that had resulted
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in cataclysmic annihilation.
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I was too little
to remember what
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it was like before the war.
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Mommy told me of great,
shining cities on a hill,
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and a thousand points of
light, and of a little house
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they owned in a town
called Tromaville.
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But that was in the past.
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My childhood was a
brief, catatonic pause.
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Then, one day, I
woke up a woman.
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I'm the daughter of a new age.
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The radiation that
finished off humanity
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has created ghastly mutations.
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It's turned our
pets and livestock
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into gargantuan,
horrifying creatures.
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Now Tromaville has
become a dinosaur hell.
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And to survive, I've
become a barbarian, but not
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just any kind of barbarian.
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Because sometimes my
juices start to flow
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and I feel like a nymphoid.
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And it's become harder
and harder and harder
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than ever to find
a decent boyfriend.
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So I guess you could say I've
become a nymphoid barbarian
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in dinosaur hell!
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[whimpering]
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[thunk]
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Bitch.
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[screaming]
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We have to go.
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Where?
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Three times we've
been attacked.
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Come on.
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Wait.
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Come on.
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No.
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Come on.
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You go.
No.
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- Oh, come on.
- No.
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No.
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[grunting]
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Beware the Jabberwock, my
son, the jaws that bite,
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the claws that catch.
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Beware the Jubjub bird, and
shun the frumious Bandersnatch.
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He took his vorpal sword in
hand, long time the manxome foe
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he sought... so rested he
by the Tumtum the tree
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and stood a while in thought.
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And, as in uffish
thought, he stood,
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the Jabberwock,
with eyes aflame,
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came whiffling through
the tulgey wood,
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and burbled as it came.
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One, two, one, two, and
through and through,
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the vorpal blade
went snicker-snack.
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He left it dead, and with its
head, he went galumphing back.
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He heareth not.
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He stirreth not.
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He moveth not.
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The ape is dead.
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Or mayhap not.
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So you live after all, eh?
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Ah well.
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Come to my arms, my beamish boy.
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A frabjous day!
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Callooh!
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Callay!
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He chortled in his joy.
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Ah, so there is life in you yet.
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Who are you?
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By what name are you called?
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Who are you?
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An old man, a digger
of things that were.
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Who's Lea?
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You mutter in your sleep.
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A woman.
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They took her.
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I've got to get her back.
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You're not rescuing anybody
just yet, old friend.
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You just narrowly escaped the
gaping maw of death yourself.
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Get some sleep.
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Come the morrow, you can regale
me with your tale of woe,
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you little chatterbox.
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Just get some sleep.
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Good lord, you
look fit for a man
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who was half-dead last night.
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You must have the most
incredible recuperative power.
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Off on a quest, eh?
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Still determined to
rescue your lady love?
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What was she like then?
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Like?
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What was she like?
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Dark or fair?
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Tall or short?
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Lean or stout?
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She was beautiful.
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Yes, I'm sure she was.
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Look, far be it from
me to dissuade you
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from this noble cause, but what
I mean to say is, by the time
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you catch them, if you catch
them, what's the point, really?
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I mean, all you can really
hope for is revenge.
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And what's the point
in that, after all?
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I'm going.
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Thanks.
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I certainly admire
your pigheadedness.
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Come here.
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I have been places and
seen things your young eyes
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wouldn't believe.
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I'll tell you, this
world has known wonders
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far beyond your imagining.
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Like this.
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Do you know what this is?
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This is a weapon,
a powerful weapon.
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Watch me carefully.
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Hold it like this.
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This thing here's the trigger.
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You aim, Like a crossbow.
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You squeeze the trigger.
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Beats your swords and axes, eh?
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Here.
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You'll need this if
you're to have any chance
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of rescuing the lady fair.
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But be careful.
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I don't know how many
shots it has left.
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Don't waste them.
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Do you understand me?
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Thank you.
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Bye.
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Good luck.
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Just as well.
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I was tired of his
constant chatter.
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[roaring]
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[screaming]
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[inaudible].
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And then two more
came out of nowhere.
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Four of them attacked us.
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A tall man with scars and...
And three things with skin
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like lizards.
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So they killed your friend.
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He's not dead, but I
can't find my way back.
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Can you help me?
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Did you make that?
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No, I found it.
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Where?
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I'll show you after
we... after we eat.
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[clang]
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Apple.
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Round.
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Food.
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You wanna see?
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Look.
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No.
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Take a good look.
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[shouting]
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I have to go.
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I have to find Marn.
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Marn.
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You belong to him.
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We'll find him.
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[growling]
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She's mine.
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Take her.
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What are you waiting for?
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All right.
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We'll do it here then.
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[screaming]
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Is there a girl?
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Which way?
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Which way did they take her?
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Marn?
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You came.
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Finally, before I kill you.
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The hell with you.
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You're lizard meat.
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Do what you want with her.11624
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