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♪ Wanna look good ♪

♪ You gotta work for it ♪

♪ Everything I got I had to work for it ♪

♪ Wanna live good ♪

♪ You gotta work for it ♪

♪ Work for it, work for it ♪

♪ Wanna look fly then you gotta work for it ♪

♪ Work for it, work for it ♪

♪ Wanna look nice then you gotta work for it ♪

♪ Work for it, work for it ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Work for ♪

♪ Everything I got I had to work for it ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Living good hell of a night ♪

♪ But I have to work for it ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Work for ♪

♪ Everything I got I had to work for it ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Living good hell of a night ♪

♪ But I have to work for it ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Come on, Stacey.

Always making me wait mad long.

(phone keyboard tapping

My nigga, where you at?

I'm right here, bitch.

Oh my God.

Yes, bitch.

We about to get all the way turned up tonight.

But you are killing this look right now though.

I am doing it. Hey, yes me.

Why, you need a lozenge for that cough or something?

I got some Halls in my purse. What's up?

Uh-uh, ain't no one way compliments here, bitch?

Okay, I tossed a compliment out

for you to whip it back to me,

so try again.

Okay, Stacey.

You know I got you, boo. - Uh.

Listen, you are looking fierce and fabulous yourself

tonight Miss Boo-boo Kitty.

Your face is snatched for the Gods.

Ooh.

- Outfit laid to rest. - Ooh.

And your booty is looking bubble yum yummy, biotch.

Ew.

Tonight, we is gonna find you a pretty young thug

to part those brown cheeks like Moses

parted of the Red Sea, honey!

Yes, bitch!

Set your badussy free.

You better let these niggas enter your Promise Land!

Okay. Hmm, that was mad extra, boo.

Too much?

And ain't nobody parting this Red Sea, okay?

I just squeeze these thick thighs together

and let that nigga slick his dick up in between

if you know what I'm talking about, bitch!

I learned that in my at NC State, so.

Wait, you can turn your thigh meat into a pussy?

Yep. It's called a thussy, bitch!

Oh, you've got to show me that trick.

Okay, okay, so two items,

Bounty and Baby Oil.

Interesting.

Hey, brother, you wanna get tested?

What's up brother?

You wanna get tested?

Okay!

Bitch, you still catfishing on gay apps?

Yes, chile. Oh my God.

I have never seen so many men's booty holes before.

Roz, that's Tyson Beckford's body, bitch.

Hold up 'cause that's not you

in your profile pic either, bitch.

Well baby it's not far off.

I'm in the same category, okay.

Watch that mouth.

Bitch.

Masculine thug top,

freak hoe looking to butt sex-

Pull back, bitch.

Barbie- - You little slut.

Mm-hmm.

Oh shit, shit, shit.

Let me take this.

Khloe and Kim?

- Chile. - Hmm, bitch. Whatever.

Two seconds.

Hey, where you at, my love?

We're getting ready for Amber's shindig.

Ooh. She hired a stripper.

Girl, that was a surprise.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Okay, tell her to get anything but pink Moscato

because I don't drink that.

I am so, so sorry, you guys.

I had a gay-mergency come up and I can't make it.

Really?

I left my husband for this shit.

Girl, she had a bar exam in the morning.

I am with Stacey.

He's all depressed because he worked out all week in the gym

to get summertime fine

but still no six pack.

Why don't you girls come to DTLA

after the party and help me cheer him up?

Um, hard pass.

Who wants to hang out with a depressed gay?

Isn't that like ironic or an oxymoron, isn't it?

That's rude.

What's the word? Girl, I don't know.

I gotta go. Have a gin and tonic for me, boo?

Bye, Flaky.

Bye, Ashies.

Love you, Rozzy.

You do love her.

Stacey!

Hey brother, you wanna get tested?

We give instant results and got free chocolate.

Nah, I'm good. I still got my Obamacare.

I get tested on the reg.

I'm neg and on PrEP. - Ah-huh.

- And gluten-free, so. - Well that's what's up.

You taking care of yourself.

I'm proud of you.

Knowing is half the battle.

What about you, sis?

Me? Oh, I'm not a tranny or nothing.

I'm a real, how y'all say? Cishet girl.

I'm an OG.

Original gender.

Bitch, that's not even a thing, girl.

Shut up. Yes, it is.

You know first off, sis,

the correct term is transgender man or woman.

Okay.

And you don't have to be trans to contract HIV.

Look we got free condoms and lubes if you need it for later.

And chocolate!

Who don't like chocolate?

Well, fuck it. I'm gonna take these,

because these are as expensive as fuck nowadays.

Girl.

We got too many degrees to be strolling to the crib

with handfuls of lubes and Trojans.

I mean, you might as well stick

a fuck me now sign on your forehead.

Bitch, you right. You always right.

I am, too.

And I did leave my fuck me now sign at home.

Hmm.

Put that on the fucking T-shirt, okay?

You gonna be here when the club let out?

Yeah.

'Cause I might holler at you

depending on how lit my night is, boo.

Two Moscow Mules, please.

Someone's thirsty.

Baby, never thirsty, always hungry.

And baby, I'm on a mission.

Okay.

You see that football player looking over here?

He's a whole terrorist.

Or a serial killer.

Baby, just like I like it.

Big, black, thick, curious with no friends?

Nm-hmm.

Ooh, it looks like he's looking to be explored

and I'm feeling a little tonight.

So I'll be right back, sis.

♪ Where the party at tonight night night night night night ♪

♪ Where the party at ♪

So you gonna let me hit that or not?

I'm thinking, nah.

I don't give up no ass and kisses to a real nigga.

Nigga, I am a real nigga.

Nah, you a queen.

Uh-uh, gimme my motherfucking Moscow Mule back then!

Shit.

He's here! In here and on here.

Ooh, chile, damn.

Killing my vibe.

I was making some headway with terrorist.

He want this D.

Girl.

Girl, that's Jabbar's tat.

No shit!

He's 0.02 miles away.

Let's go find him.

Girl, you sure you ready for this?

I mean 'cause y'all ain't talked

since the incident, okay, so.

I'm happy he found his truth.

I am cool and ready and calm.

Come on.

Okay, maybe I'm not ready.

Let's go home, girl, and watch "Miss Me This Christmas"

on Netflix and eat some vanilla wafers

and drink some champagne.

Okay, let's go. - Champagne?

Shit.

Roslyn Mayweather.

Hey, Jabbar Rocky.

- Hey, Miss Stacey. - You and your little friend.

This is far from my little friend.

Wendell.

Omari.

Omari, this is my ex-friend, um, um, used to be-

Ex-wife!

He left me once he realized the term vagina

wasn't code for dick.

Oh, okay. Wow.

Nice to meet you, I think. - Mm-hmm.

Alright.

Yeah, so about that, can we just leave the past behind us?

I was as honest with you as I possibly could be.

This is who I am now.

And you're gonna have to get over it.

Sorry.

Not sorry.

Fuck you, nigga. You know what?

Not like this, okay.

Stay here, and off a Grinder.

I'm gonna get you another drink

and tomorrow you ain't gonna remember none of this shit,

okay, babe?

♪ My love for you, no strings attached, that's for free ♪

♪ Yes, fire in Ivy leagues ♪

♪ God made us to be together ♪

♪ All that I need in this world ♪

♪ Living on your tender love ♪

♪ 'Cause life is hard, is you true or nay ♪

♪ But we got love, we don't need more ♪

♪ Could give a fuck about ♪

♪ Drink that water ♪

You forgot the A on your T-shirt.

Huh?

L-G-B-T-Q-A.

Fuck all that. I got bigger problems than that.

Well, you want to get tested

before I close up?

Knowing is half the battle.

That's a fucking dumb ass cliche.

Well how about this cliche,

one in four people living with HIV in the United States

are Black women your age.

And I have Butterfingers.

Come on.

Only here for the candy.

All right.

Alright.

Oh.

That's for you. And.

You're not about to poke me with that shit.

Oh no, no.

This is just remnants of the old way

that we used to do things.

Now I'm gonna pick you with this

and you'll have the results in 60 seconds.

Then you can leave me alone?

Hopefully.

Ow!

I get tested before I hit the club.

Yeah. Okay.

What a Saturday night.

I know. Now we wait.

Oh, bad night?

Ain't the night I planned for.

Hmm.

I'm sorry, you are just too cute

to be on this sad little truck.

Some man's gotta want you somewhere.

I mean, oh, I could hook you up with my Stacey.

Are you like a butch bottom?

A butch bottom? No, no.

You know, men hit on me all the time.

I just tell 'em I'm attracted to women.

- Wait- - You know they don't-

That doesn't stop 'em though, right?

- Huh? - Yeah, it doesn't.

Wait.

You're a straight man? - Yeah.

- On an AIDS truck? - Mm-hmm.

- On a Saturday night? - Yeah.

During Black Gay PRIDE?

What? I cannot.

I cannot. Why would you do that?

Maybe because I care about people?

Nah, son, you in denial.

I don't know any straight men that would do this.

Well that's a limited view.

And I feel sorry for you.

You don't know my life.

Oh.

Oh, time's up.

You'll have your results and then you can be on your way.

Good.

Now give me my Butterfingers.

Waiting!

What?

So, what you wanna talk about, huh?

You show me.

♪ Watch, watch, watch this ♪

You gave me AIDS nigga!

What the fuck?

You gave me AIDS.

You heard me, bitch!

I should kill you and him right the fuck now.

What the-

What the fuck are you doing here?

I don't have AIDS!

Nigga, get the fuck out my house!

Lies! You were sneaking around on me and shit,

while I was faithful to your DL faggot ass.

What the fuck?

Yo, fuck you and this crazy ass infected bitch!

Yo, wait, Orlando.

Really? It's Omari.

Oh Lord, these niggas ain't even using protection.

- Oh, no, no. - Get yourself checked.

No, you trying to ruin my life!

Ruin your life?

I just found out I'm HIV positive and you gave it to me!

Roz.

Hey, hey don't you call me you, sick fuck.

Okay and if I have AIDS, I'm calling the police.

And have your ass arrested for murder.

And you!

Who still uses the word faggot?

It's 2016 for God's sakes.

You're right.

I don't have HIV, AIDS or whatever.

Look, I get tested on the regular.

My tests always come back negative.

Baby, look, here's my results from last week.

I'm not your babe anymore.

That nigga is.

I'm not really looking for a relationship.

Okay, it says negative.

How I know this is real? - Yeah, how do you know?

It's real, y'all. Shit!

I'm sorry.

♪ Let it go ♪

♪ Let it go, go ♪

♪ Letting go ♪

♪ Though I know our time's running out ♪

♪ If we bigger to figure it out ♪

♪ And don't know what ♪

♪ I know it might hurt in the end ♪

♪ But you know we could just be friends ♪

♪ But it depends on when ♪

♪ You're ready to let it go ♪

♪ Before you hurt yourself inside ♪

♪ Or so you think because of pride ♪

♪ Can't even self-identify ♪

♪ Just let it go ♪

♪ Let it go ♪

♪ In this love someone always ♪

Happy anniversary, my love.

Yes!

Food tray. - Yes.

I love you, too.

Today's a big day for you.

For us.

I'm ready.

She ready! We ready!

Now, are they ready is the question?

♪ You still Black though ♪

♪ You still Black ♪

♪ You still Black though ♪

♪ You still Black ♪

♪ And that's facts though ♪

♪ And what the artifacts show ♪

♪ Moving Earth back like a backhoe ♪

♪ You still Black ♪

♪ Black is magic ♪

♪ You Black to say me ♪

♪ I'm so black, I ain't Black, I'm Jay-Z ♪

♪ Black is the original MC ♪

♪ They got the major, we got the skeleton key ♪

♪ Madame ♪

♪ Girl stop playing with that pussy ♪

♪ Girl stop playing with that cat ♪

♪ Girl stop playing with that pussy ♪

♪ And let me get some of that ♪

♪ Girl stop playing with that pussy ♪

♪ Girl stop- ♪

♪ Playing with that cat ♪

♪ Girl stop playing with that pussy ♪

Oh my God!

You about to come?

I've been down here for a longer ass minute

and my neck is hurting, baby, my neck.

That's your problem, Deacon.

It's your tongue that should be hurting.

- Hello. - Sis.

Guess who just RSVP'ed to your birthday party?

Um.

SZA?

No silly, rabbit.

Oh, you actually wanted me to guess

instead of just getting straight to the point?

Roz.

Roz?

RSVP'ed for my birthday party?

Who even invited that trick?

I invite her every year.

I mean, she's still our sister

and I knew she would just come back

into the fold one day.

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

What's that, huh? Yeah.

Come.

Nah, baby. - Huh?

No, that one looks suss.

Is it the blue?

I don't like the whole thing.

Girl!

Roz ghosted us. Okay?

She deleted all her social media,

deleted all our pics and we had some cute ones

and we barely even talked to her!

She's more like our long lost freaking cousin.

So should I reject the RSVP?

Nah.

My curiosity for where the fuck she been

is stronger than my utter disdain for her.

So just act surprise.

But don't be thirsty, bitch.

These hoes.

I swear I got some fake ones here, like, oh.

Actually while we on the phone,

did you even set up the registry that I told you about?

Because last year when you did my party,

like people was coming with wine,

like, I need a real birthday gift...

Now baby, that's it.

Yeah, baby. That's it, that's it.

Rochelle, lemme call you right back.

You know what, matter of fact, I'll see you tonight

'cause I'm a little busy right now.

That's the one?

- Baby, that's it. - That's the one?

Yeah, that's really it.

Ooh! Oh!

Um, so this is how we doing that?

Okay baby, listen we really...

Babe, I'm ready.

Come on! - Word?

Mm-hmm.

You know I've been practicing my ABCs, right?

Oh, really? Oh, all right.

Well, I'm gonna make it rain on your head.

Come on! Show me those ABCs.

Oh!

Oh, which ABCs?

Oh, oh, okay.

Is it okay?

Uh, hmm, just keep.

Okay. Fine.

Just keep going. Oh.

What's all that noise?

Sorry.

Just focus.

♪ Playing with that pussy ♪

♪ Let me get some of that ♪

Good morning, everybody.

My name is Michelle and I'm 45 and divorced.

Yeah, um.

I first found out that I had an STD

when I met this really cute guy with dreads.

So I'm automatically thinking, big dick, okay.

Because that's a huge turn on for me.

I don't know about the rest of y'all,

especially since my ex-husband

had a bald head and a snausage.

This nigga used to pee on his nuts.

So basically, I knew I was gonna have sex with this dude

because I watch a lot of Jamaican porn

and he's from Jamaica.

Like, every time we got together y'all,

I felt like I was in Montego Bay.

Every time he walked in a room, I was like, "Shabba!"

The sex was just mind blowing, just amazing.

Like chile, it was too good to be true

'cause as soon as he left my room,

the itching started.

I was like, "Listen, listen, Linda, listen!"

I'm so sorry to report right now that I have...

Crabs.

Okay.

Okay, um.

Look guys, this is a no judgment zone.

All STDs matter.

Thank you, Michelle.

Anyone else wanna share?

No?

Okay!

I'll see you guys all next week.

Roslyn?

Hey!

Thank you for coming. It's been years.

Come here.

How do you feel?

I feel like a new person.

Does everyone here not have HIV?

Oh no.

Each person has their own issues.

We let them decide to tell or not.

Well, tonight, I am telling my secret

about my living condition to all my friends.

Ah.

That I'm HIV positive, undetectable.

Praise the Lord.

Viral low load, T-cell count high.

And I am nervous as a motherfucker.

Hey, good luck on that. Yeah?

Thanks.

Here, I gotta go.

But enjoy the food and don't forget to sign in, okay?

Yeah.

Can you believe that she is over there

eating crab cakes right now?

Stop it. She needs our support, too.

Oh really? Does she?

Look at her.

Anyway, I'm Ruth by the way.

Hmm. Interesting.

I'm Roz. Nice to meet you.

Absolutely.

And to be honest, I mean I did,

I heard a little bit of what you were saying to Sly.

And I wish you all the luck tonight.

Really. - Thank you.

But I just want you to know

that it's nobody else's business.

Yeah, but it's more for me than them.

I'm just tired of living in secret.

Mm.

Plus I mean, now that I'm undetectable

and my count's so low,

I feel like I don't even have it.

- Yeah. - So what's your vice?

Well, Miss Undetectable.

I am HIV positive.

But you know, it's cool.

Trying to get on your level though.

You know, I trying to match your viral load.

You wanna give a couple brother some T-cells?

It's cool. I'll take 'em.

Each one. Help one.

You know what I'm saying?

Girl, you are too much.

What? Wait, I'm not a girl.

I kind of-

Chile, you know what I'm talking about.

Don't act-

Don't think I know.

Not sure that I do 'cause it's like,

I don't know if you like calling men girls or?

Listen, I live with two gay men

and they talk like that all the time.

Don't get all offended.

- Oh. - It's fine.

Okay, but see, I'm not a gay man.

- Hmm. - And I'm not a girl.

So I was just trying to like-

Wait, I'm sorry.

I just assumed you were gay.

That's messed up.

Actually, that's kind of racist and biased.

And I don't know, heterophobist.

That last one wasn't really a thing.

I just made it up.

But look, when it is a thing, I guarantee that'll be you.

You need Jesus.

That's all I'm gonna say.

I'm gonna leave that with you right there.

Pray about it.

Sorry!

I didn't mean it like that.

♪ Hey ♪

♪ It's so beautiful ♪

♪ It's so beautiful, hey ♪

Hey, guys.

Let's just go home.

Watch, "Chewing Gum."

Get drunk. Eat pizza.

Bye, Flakey!

Fuck these hos.

Roslyn Mayweather. Get outta your head.

Okay, you've been planning and canceling this for two years.

It's time to let the cat out of the bag.

Yep, he's right.

Look, these people actually cared about you.

You should feel safe with them.

Look, um, when I came out to my mom,

I just remembered how much she loves me

and cheered for me when I was younger.

And I took all that love with me

into the room when I told her.

Really?

Yeah, I thought your mom actually disowned you

because she caught you with your stepfather?

Really, Jabbar?

She need to know that right now?

Look Roz, remember when I told you I was attracted to men?

You mean two years after we'd been married?

Hey, guys, I'm a little confused

about the purpose of all this talk.

I'm not feeling any better.

What I was trying to say that is,

if you feel like you wanna let something out to the world,

let it out.

Because if you don't, it'll spread in you like a virus.

Let's feel good.

Poor word choices, but he's right.

Such a way with words.

Let's go.

We're going.

Okay.

Maybe try another necklace?

Look at you.

Cut it out.

Stop. You're in public, okay, okay.

Oh, okay, Preston? Preston?

Wow, babe.

Make sure you look good.

Wow.

Roz?

Oh my God! Come here.

Oh my God.

So happy to see you.

I'm so happy to see you.

Amber's gonna have the best birthday party ever.

Well, except for her first one, okay.

Jabbar?

Hi, Rochelle.

What in the-

Are we cool with this now?

'Cause the last time I saw this fraud,

I was drafting your divorce papers.

It looks like you two have a lot to catch up on.

This is my fiance, Omari.

Hello.

Well that's a fucking plot twist.

It's cool, Chelle.

Chill.

She'll be okay out there?

- Having fun yet? - Uh.

No, it's totally fine.

You good?

Yeah. This is cute though.

Super cute. - Rosalyn?

Motherfucking Mayweather?

Stacey?

What in the entire fuck are you doing here?

I'm doing fucking me, bitch.

Okay.

Amber and I have gotten really close lately, so you know.

Oh.

Well.

Bitch, I am so mad at you

and there's nothing that you can say

that's gonna change my mind.

You look so good tonight.

I didn't hear a word you just said.

What?

Oh, that's a start.

I missed you.

Bitch, where you been at? Huh?

I thought you died or something.

I need a...

I'm gonna go get a drink.

Well, bitch, don't take two years to come back now. Huh?

I'm so over her ass.

♪ You know, I got that sauce you want ♪

♪ Ain't no need to try ♪

Thank you, Rochelle.

You're welcome.

And last but not least.

This one is from my biotch, Stacey.

Thank you.

I know you gonna come through.

Cheers, boo.

Unlike some of y'all who shall remain nameless.

You ain't never disappeared on me

during the hard times, baby.

I got you.

♪ All over you, you, you ♪

Okay, let's see what we got.

Oh!

Damn.

Yes, Kate.

This is the first year Miss Thing ain't buy me no sex toy.

Well baby, you got a human-sized sex toy

right next to you, so.

You know. - Oh.

That's true.

That's the best thing you said all night.

♪ All over you ♪

Okay, look, I knew it.

I knew it!

Don't worry about Stacey.

She's just all up in her feelings, okay?

You're good.

His Mandingo ass.

Eh, well.

I have something to say.

So.

Trenton- - Happy birthday, Amber.

Happy birthday, Amber.

I'm sorry to interrupt your wonderful event,

but I needed to make up for

the last two birthdays I missed.

I...

Haven't been a good friend.

Or soro or anything to you.

And Rochelle.

To Stacey.

All of you.

But I figured

now is as good a time for me to explain.

Well, can it wait though?

'Cause I was just about to make an announcement.

If I don't do this now, I never will.

Sorry.

I swear, it'll only take a sec.

Please, Amber.

Just sit down.

Okay.

Well, ha.

Please, everyone, move your attention to Roz.

Happy birthday to me.

Just gimme-

Thank you.

Look.

I know it may have come as a shock

to many of you, my appearance here today, but,

being away for so long made me realize

just how much I missed my squad and,

made me know that

I should never ghost the people that know and love me.

I just wanted everyone to know that

I am a positive,

Black woman.

Well, that explains that natural wig.

Oh.

That's not funny.

That's not funny.

That's not funny.

Somebody had say it.

To positivity.

Team no negativity.

Girl, you ain't have to announce all that.

She surely didn't.

And so my turn. Um.

No, no, no.

But you guys aren't understanding what I'm saying.

Two years ago on this very day, I died.

I figuratively died.

So I guess in a certain way,

today is my birthday too, Amber (nervously chuckles),

because I didn't realize that

I was being reborn.

Oh, praise, Jesus.

Mm-hmm. Amen.

And.

Ironically, or oddly,

Jabbar and Omari took me in and brought me back to life.

I can't do this.

Now when I say that I'm living,

I am living

with

HIV.

I am

an HIV

positive Black woman.

You are so brave.

Thank you, Queen.

Need a refill?

Listen, I understand if you have a lot of questions.

I'm just trying to process it all

and I do have a lot of questions.

It's totally fine.

My counselor has prepared me for this.

Shoot.

Well, we've barely heard from you in several years,

and I've been through a lot of shit, Roz.

And you pop up to my 30th birthday, randomly.

It was supposed to be a time of love

and celebration for my landmark year.

I didn't mean to.

I'm sorry that you got HIV

and I assume that these past years

were probably really hard for you.

But you're doing what you've always done.

You hijack me and my guests for your pity party?

I was supposed to get engaged tonight, by the way.

And I just decided, "Oh, the mood is not right."

I'm so sorry.

I had no idea.

Had I known, even in the slightest,

I never would've, I never- - Look.

Don't get me wrong,

I am really sorry for everything.

But you couldn't have picked-

I'm not asking you to feel sorry for me.

Well, what do you want, Rosalyn?

I haven't even heard of people getting that shit

since like the early 2000s.

That's not fair.

I don't have AIDS.

I have HIV and it's undetectable.

It's like I don't even have it.

So you don't have AIDS?

No.

It's HIV.

And it's undetectable.

Girl. What is the difference?

I mean, actually look.

Nevermind.

I read somewhere that

people who have HIV can have it forever

and live for years.

Mm-hmm.

And no one will know.

And I hope that's the case for you. I really do.

I hope that they find a cure.

My uncle,

he wasn't afforded the same privileges.

So you're already doing better than many.

I'm sorry, I didn't, I didn't know about your uncle.

But what you need to realize is

you need to do more than heal your own body

because you and I,

our friendship,

that is undetectable, too.

So y'all called me here to stare at me?

Well, I just wanna apologize for the other night.

I was being a first rate bitch.

- Second rate. - Oop.

That's fine.

Go ahead, Amber.

I called you because I felt like I wasn't being empathetic

and I was also in my own emotions that night.

But thinking back,

I am embarrassed.

Like my girl is over here dying

and I'm worried about some nigga.

Okay.

That's a lot to unpack.

Um.

I'm not dying.

I am living

with HIV.

And I don't need your sympathy.

Empathy. I said empathetic.

Empathetic means you can relate

because you've been through this situation before.

Have you had HIV?

You know what I mean. Damn!

Okay, I am trying to apologize here.

I was mad and angry,

because I feel like I lost my best friend.

My sister.

Like you just disappeared.

And we didn't have any explanation from you.

Now you're back and,

you're different.

And...

I just don't know if I'll ever get her back again.

Can I tell you something?

I think we really don't know how to react.

I mean, you're the first person that I know that has it.

I don't know what we can say or ask.

I mean like if you cough, should we be worried or not?

You know?

And we're hurt that you removed yourself from our lives.

We felt like we could be here for you

and help you get through it.

Yeah. Can we at least try?

I wanna be here for you.

I appreciate y'all,

but I don't need to get through this

because I'm already on the other side.

I'm fine.

I just want my squad back.

And I don't always wanna talk about "it."

Let's talk about the hottest new TV shows right now.

Fucking Donald Trump. - No.

Let's talk about sexiest man buns

on "Insecure" right now. - Oh my God.

Anything besides my situation.

Yeah, that Trump guy.

Oh my goodness. He's so cray cray.

Wait, hold up.

Are you gonna lose your HIV benefits because of Trump Care?

- Oh my gosh. - Oh my God.

Yes, that's right.

She has a preexisting condition.

Exactly. Because remember Obamacare.

How are we gonna get some money

for her to go to the hospital?

GoFundMe the treatment.

GoFundMe. Yes.

GoFundMe. - GoFundMe.

And Trenton can dance if you give so much.

Yep, yep, yep, yep.

I'll give a thousand dollars.

Oh my God, yes.

A thousand dollars, a woman.

That's a good idea.

But what we call it.

Poz Roz. Poz Roz.

We're gonna make this better.

- Poz Roz. - We're so happy you're back.

We came up with something

and I think we can help her.

I think we can do it.

I told you we could be here for you, girl.

I know, girl. We got this.

We're you're friends. - Three amigos.

Don't ever do it again.

You guys!

♪ I just want to say ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ I just wanna say ♪

♪ Hey ♪

Hi!

Hmm-hmm.

You okay, Roz?

I feel like coming out last night

really just lifted a weight off my shoulder.

Well, it ain't exactly go smoothly.

You wanna talk about it? - Nope!

Babes. I get it now.

The pressures of coming out to your friends and shit.

And me.

You want me to make you breakfast, babes.

Damn. Okay.

I feel special. - I always treat you special.

Well I just wanted to thank you guys so much

for helping me through last night and just,

I love you both.

So!

Now that we're cohabitating, I wanna earn my keep.

I want to pay you guys rent!

We can split it three ways.

Ah, yeah, that's gonna be a problem for us.

No, actually what he really means is

that we possibly couldn't take your money.

Aw.

It's like how about you get acclimated to the workforce,

find you a job

and then we could talk about living arrangements.

You ain't gotta tell me twice.

Listen, I'm going to work so hard on my t-shirt designs!

Man.

Y'all my best friends, for real.

We got you.

Salut!

Cheers.

Cheers!

Sometimes you forget about it.

You may be sitting laughing or walking down Rodeo

or Robertson

or Times Square

or Bumble Fuck, North Carolina

and just get a sip of coffee somewhere,

alone but not lonely.

Sometimes you just forget.

Then, you catch a quick glimpse of yourself

in a window

or a rear view mirror

or the side of a building

and you're like,

"Wow.

That's me.

Yes, me."

That is Rosalyn Mayweather.

In the flesh.

You a sexy bitch.

Then, you remember

that

ravaging your body

and flowing through your veins is

tainted blood,

something that can kill you,

if not physically,

then psychologically.

And you wonder

just how this life

ever fit into your plans.

And then!

Then you realize just how blessed you actually are

because people die of a bunch of diseases

and accidents and just naturally every damn day.

Yes. Yep.

Mm-hmm.

Then you thank God

just for being here,

alive and present

and not getting hit by a bus

staring at your sexy ass reflection.

Because that can kill you, too.

Yeah.

We got the house to ourselves.

We can be as loud as we want.

So why can't we always be as loud as we want?

Hmm?

It's our house.

Ew. Attitude.

We agreed that after Amber's birthday party,

we would give Roz notice.

Now when did you change our mind?

That was before she offered us the money.

We can use the savings for our wedding.

You're the one who wanted a destination wedding.

Is this about Roz or

the wedding that I'm paying for?

Oh, oh, we're going there?

I just...

I want you back.

I want my man back.

I'm not 19 anymore.

I don't have to sneak and have sex in my own house,

like we're at Union Station circa '96.

If I wanna fuck, I wanna fuck anytime

as loud and as quiet as I want

without considering fucking Roz's feelings!

Fuck her feelings!

This is our house.

I don't like this you.

You talk to me when you get your mind right.

Hey Roz, I just wanna say big ups to you and your journey.

Thank you, Michelle. Same to you.

I can't imagine how hard it must have been

telling all your old flames about your status

'cause when I told my Les that I had lice,

I couldn't even use the word crabs, girl.

That sounds so nasty

because I like to eat it hot and juicy.

So I ain't trying to mess up my experience.

But he was trying to make it seem like I gave it to him.

I was like, "Uh-uh, no boo."

Now you know I use Aveno and that shit is expensive.

Ain't nothing dirty on me.

- Right. - So he got it together.

We got that daggone stuff off of him.

It was a whole lot of hair that had to come off.

It took hours and hours.

It was so much hair,

you'd have thought we was in head of musical

except nobody was singing.

So I can totally relate to what you going through.

Mm-hmm.

What you mean, "Tell all my old flames?"

Tell all your old boos, your past loves.

You gotta let them all know.

They gotta know that you're...

That you have HIV.

I don't know about all that.

I'm trying to move forward. Not backwards.

Roz, sometimes moving backwards is moving forward.

Hey, Rosalyn.

Um, I am so inspired

and happy for you to be in this group.

You really raised the vibrations.

Oh you got it bad.

What?

Sylvester?

That's like my teacher.

Hmm.

Uncle.

Right.

'Cause that first name basis that you on is real cute.

Sylvester!

The rest of us just call him Dr. Stevens.

Do you have a point?

No.

Just be careful.

Hey, Ruth.

You know, actually I would love to

but I've got other plans.

My schedule's so full right now, so I gotta go.

Boy, bye.

How do you tell your partners about your status?

The ones that we got to?

Even if they don't ask?

I mean like old people.

How did you tell your ex-girlfriend?

Well, it's different for me, Roz.

How so?

Well, I tell you about the whole story

over dinner, drinks, you and I, together.

You know?

You can't be serious for like two seconds?

Bye, nigga.

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ This universe is ours ♪

♪ Ours ♪

♪ With you it's okay ♪

♪ We can do what we want ♪

♪ Well, okay ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Okay ♪

♪ Hey ♪

Tell all your old booze, your past loves.

You gotta let them all know.

They gotta know that you're...

That you have HIV.

♪ What I need is way more potent ♪

♪ Than carnations or some poises ♪

♪ Pick the petals, light them up ♪

♪ And let them fill you up ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ You got money and fast cars ♪

What's up, Roz?

Hey, Wilberto.

Surprised to hear from you.

I didn't think you mess with me like that no more.

Well, I've just been focused on self-healing.

Yeah.

Join that club.

You look good.

Yeah?

You do, too.

How's life?

Could be better. Could be worse.

Tell me about it.

It's like every time I log on social media,

somebody R&Ping something.

Man.

I guess you heard about my condition.

That's why you're here, right?

Your condition?

I'm dying.

It was you?

Huh? Me?

My cancer?

Yeah, that's why I stopped playing football,

started working on my comic book writing.

Oh, thank God. Cancer.

Wait, what?

No, I didn't mean it like that.

I don't know what to say.

It's really nothing to say.

Doctor said six months, a year, maybe two.

I thought you knew that.

That's why you're here, right?

I wanted to tell you that I'm rooting for you

and I'm really sorry about your condition.

I appreciate that, you know?

But at the end of the day, all I could do is, you know,

just live my best life 'cause...

♪ I ain't going back and forth with these niggas ♪

♪ I'm living my best life ♪

Hey!

Damn.

You look good though.

Thank you.

Skin all flawless.

You, um.

You single? - Yes.

No.

That's why I came here.

When was the last time you got some?

2016.

It's been a while. - It's been a while?

Man. It's been a while.

I could change that for you.

I wanted to tell you something about me though.

I'm...

Look, Roz.

Whatever it is, I don't care.

Just live in this moment with me.

Fuck me one more time before I die.

All right, here we go, y'all.

One for you.

Thank you.

Ah-huh. And one for you.

Alright, so here we go.

We have your classic vanilla cake

with your traditional American whipped white frosting.

It's my favorite.

And our red velvet with our white and blue confetti.

Oh, if you down with a swirl,

see, my daughter taught me that phrase.

We have a delectable marble swirl cake

with a cream cheese icing.

Oh. And right here.

That is our dark chocolate cake.

So...

What flavor you want me to put these on top of?

Yeah, so those aren't even our complexion.

Oh my God. You're right.

Well, all right, hold on.

I can just fix this real quick

and make a real quick adjustment

for y'all Black love birds.

One second right here.

Look, it's fine. It's fine.

We get the gist.

Thank you so much.

Yeah, that's 'cause you're not the one

who's putting up his money for the wedding.

What are you trying to say?

I'm saying it's racist and you don't have my back, so.

Oh, I am not racist.

I swear.

I almost married a Black man.

Like all the way Black,

like Nigerian Black.

He was a Mandingo warrior.

Okay, babe, just what cake do you want at the wedding?

Okay, now let's turn down the wokeness

and turn up the romance.

Let's just eat some cake.

Pause.

Pause? We're gay.

Why would you pause that?

Hmm. Hmm, yo, the double chocolate for sure.

It's classic and it's my favorite sweet.

This red velvet is fire though.

Yeah, we do red velvet all the time.

We had red velvet pancakes this morning.

Yeah and red velvet is just chocolate cake with red dye.

Lies!

All right, all right, hold on.

Why don't we do something like a half and half?

Then that won't look like we're in sync

so we're on two different pages.

Well, maybe we aren't.

Okay, how about I have some of your red velvet then.

Okay, and I'll just eat this

since you don't need the calories.

Trying to be funny, huh?

How about you eat this whole damn marble cake?

Security!

Woo.

We haven't banged like that since we met.

Ah, it was so raw.

And angry.

We are fucking getting married.

Yep.

♪ When the last time you had sex ♪

♪ When the last time you had real good sex ♪

♪ When the last time you had sex ♪

♪ When the last time you had real good sex ♪

♪ When the last time you get fucked ♪

♪ When the last time you get real good fuck ♪

♪ When the last time you had sex ♪

Uh, you're not ask me something?

What that mouth do?

No, Will,

I mean, you just gonna have sex with me?

Like...

Trust me?

What? You off the pill or something?

Oh, we got condoms. We safe.

Okay. I.

I have something going on.

Like you.

I'm

kinda.

H.

I.

V positive. - Whoa! What the fuck?

- Calm down. - Roz, what the fuck?

- I know, I should've- - Are you serious?

- Said something before. - Whoa.

- But I- - Was this before or after me?

I'm trying to figure that out.

Whoa. Wow!

I um.

Look, I'm HIV positive but undetectable.

So that means the chances of a woman passing it along

are like one in a gajillion, so.

Will, what I'm saying is like,

there's like no way I could pass it along to you.

Really.

Will, can you please say something?

Look, Roz, I got a lot of shit going on right now

and I'm not trying to risk dying of something else, so.

You need to go.

You need to go!

♪ Ah ♪

♪ Dear old me ♪

♪ About your girl ♪

♪ You said that you were coming back ♪

♪ But that was a long time ago ♪

♪ And now you're lost ♪

♪ Nowhere to be found ♪

♪ And when you backtrack those steps ♪

♪ Maybe I dropped you on the ground ♪

♪ Or maybe I let you in that happy place ♪

♪ Where I use to be ♪

♪ Dear old me ♪

♪ Ah ah ♪

♪ Dear old me ♪

This class is really grown

leaps and bounds because of you.

Like you inspire us. - Of course.

Hey, Sly, can we talk?

Sorry, Michelle, you can call me Sylvester.

Sure. Okay.

I'm feeling kind of bad right now.

Do you...

Shit, I didn't realize you wanted to share.

Hey,. guys- - No, no, no.

Roz has an issue.

No, this ain't for public consumption.

I kind of just needed it to be like a one-on-one thing.

Some shit went down

and I kind of don't know how to unpack it all.

Look.

I can't right now.

I have something I need to pick up.

Can we just do this next week?

I can,

except I can't really wait until next week.

I kind of needed to like talk about it now.

Rosalyn, I have a life outside of this group.

Class is over. I have to go.

My best advice is it's not as bad as it seems.

It gets better!

Look, I want to hear all about it.

It just can't be now.

Okay.

So, uh, I hear you wanna talk?

♪ Hop out the whip ♪

♪ I press start on the button ♪

♪ And then I pull up with something ♪

♪ And then I pull off with something ♪

♪ Hop out the whip ♪

♪ I press start on the button ♪

♪ And then I pull up with something ♪

♪ And then I pull off with something ♪

♪ Hop out the whip ♪

♪ I press start on the button ♪

♪ And then I pull up with something ♪

♪ And then I pull off with something ♪

♪ Hop out the whip ♪

♪ I press start on the button ♪

♪ And then I pull up with something ♪

♪ And then I pull off with something ♪

I was reading this blog the other day that said that

HIV doesn't have this stigma

like it used to have in the nineties.

And well, I thought this would be easier

like I'm undetectable.

Who don't understand that?

Basically I'm a healthy bitch.

I'm still fine as hell,

best shape I've ever been in.

And not to toot my own horn, but I'm goals as fuck.

So anyway, he freaked out and didn't wanna have sex with me

and now I'm sitting here wondering like

if I'll ever get some again

'cause I'm going on two years leave now.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, it sucks.

Lemme just tell you, uh, you are fucked up.

If this is a setup for one of your lame ass jokes,

nigga, I don't have time today.

No, no, man,

'cause like you, you clearly, you don't even realize

how messed up it is that you're walking around here

talking about how undetectable you are

compared to other people who have HIV

or even full-blown AIDs.

You know that's not what I-

No, no, no.

It's like, "Oh, I'm deserving of love and attention

and respect because I have less of a viral load

than other motherfuckers."

That's not what I am. You know-

Yes, it really kind of is.

Not to mention that you disappeared

from your whole crew for like two whole years

and then just popped back up

and dropped a bombshell on everybody you know,

and then just expected everything to be the same.

Why do you hate me so much?

Damn.

Look.

Roz.

Hey, I am interested in you.

- Ruth! - Okay? No, I am.

Get away from me.

I'm serious. All right?

But dang, the way you've going on about old dude over here

and how you're about to bang him

makes me feel like you think

I'm like the gay BFF or something.

Oh my God.

And I'm definitely not that, all right?

But I feel like you've already put me in the friend zone

already and I know what that feels like.

Trust me.

That's been happening to me like my whole life.

I was born with HIV so I know what it feels like

when a girl is brushing me to the side.

I just never thought that another positive person

would do that to me.

- Okay. - Okay!

I'm cool. You cool?

Let's date, you know?

We'll have some fun together, you know what I mean?

Ruth, fuck you, okay?

You turn this whole shit into you,

this is not about you.

I asked to talk to you because I'm hurting

not because of your hurt feelings about being rejected.

Okay, so you want to date or not?

I got my own issues to deal with.

We should go run some laps then instead.

All right.

Sylvester.

What the shit? What the fuck?

Get the fuck up outta here!

And close the damn door!

You're not about to poke me with that shit.

Oh no, no.

This is just remnants of the old way

that we used to do things.

Get out!

What the fuck is today?

- Good morning. - Morning.

You need one of these?

Hell yeah, make it a White Russian.

I got you.

Big day is coming up.

Yeah, I know.

We chose our wedding cake.

Ooh, what kind y'all getting?

Marble and cream cheese.

That's the kind that we got though.

Is it?

Hell yeah, Jabbar.

I mean, it's cool though, but damn.

Nah, that's not cool.

Look, I'll change it.

Change what, babes?

Oh man.

Yeah, so, uh,

I sort of kind of forgot

that the cake that we ordered is the same cake

me and Roz had at our wedding.

Okay, shit.

How do you not know this?

See, that's what I'm saying.

Uh, I forgot.

It's no big deal.

It, it wasn't even real.

It didn't even count.

Thanks, my friend.

What do you mean?

It wasn't real.

Y'all are real, right?

Yeah, of course.

I gotta go to class.

Hey, what's going on y'all?

So, uh, I hate my mom.

Yeah, yeah.

No, no one really says that, right? Ever.

I mean, especially in the Black community, right?

I mean, we are not supposed to say that.

Just don't hear it.

I mean, we love our mamas.

No question about it.

We love our mamas.

Yeah.

But we are allowed to hate our daddies though, you know?

And I tell you, if I knew who mine was, oh boy,

I'd have a special kind of hate for that motherfucker too.

But anyway, I was saying I hate my mom.

I know, I know, I know.

Hey, she gave me life. I get it.

But she also gave me HIV.

Hmm, y'all got serious all of a sudden.

What's the hush falls over the crowd?

Don't worry. Shit.

Not like I got it from sleeping with her or anything.

I'm not R. Kelly. Geez.

Yeah, I was, I was born with it.

I was born with it. Yeah.

That's how I ended up sitting alone

in the cafeteria, like forever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was basically AIDS boy.

Yeah.

So, fuck my mom for passing this shit to me.

Right?

Well guys, thank you.

I, I appreciate you, uh, listening.

This is, yeah, my new standup.

I'm just working it out.

So room full of people with herpes

and nobody wants to laugh at an AIDS joke.

Judgy much?

Right?

Oh damn.

So you still salty?

Okay. Go ahead and be thirsty.

We need to talk.

No, we don't need to do anything.

Do your superiors know about your little habit?

'Cause I'm questioning your leadership here.

How do I know you're not fucking up diagnoses?

Damn nigga! Ow!

What the fuck?

Who hell do you think you are?

Sit your ass down.

Sit.

I'm only doing it because this chair looks comfy as hell.

And you might have some crack needles over there

and I ain't trying to get stabbed in this bitch.

Look, um,

I'm not proud of what you saw me doing,

but that has nothing to do with my job

and for real, for real.

That's none of your business, Rozzlyn.

Oh really?

So you doing dope

on the government's dime ain't got shit to do with nothing?

You betrayed me.

You?

So all this shit's about you?

I'm the one who's struggling like fuck

dealing with my addiction,

but all of a sudden this shit's about you?

Look, I just see you differently now.

Like, I could never unsee what I saw

and my feelings for you have changed.

But you got feelings for me?

What? You in love with me?

What?

Listen, you created this fantasy in your head about me

and I get it.

I'm the one who delivered the news

to you about your condition

and you developed this type

of reactive attachment syndrome to me.

And you're attracted to me.

I mean, well shit, look at me.

Look at me.

Now you've sat there and bragged about yourself

being undetectable maybe for me to hear and you feel like,

damn, if anybody can understand my predicament, it's you.

And you feel like maybe just maybe

that I am the man for you.

I mean, you see yourself with a smart, educated,

real man like myself, clean as fuck,

who supports you, looks past your flaws.

And you can live a happily ever after life.

Well, I'm sorry to burst your bubble, sweetheart,

but that shit ain't happening.

I am not your man.

And I don't have to answer to you.

My only job is to make sure you understand your disease

so you don't kill yourself or anyone else with it.

Speaking of, I'm off the clock

and I'm ready to shoot some more fucking dope.

Well, you care to join me?

♪ Girl, you got that brown skin ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Girl, you got that brown skin ♪

♪ That's right ♪

♪ Girl, you got that brown skin ♪

♪ Brown skin ♪

♪ Brown, brown skin ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Girl, you got that brown skin ♪

♪ Brown skin ♪

♪ You know I love that brown skin ♪

♪ Brown skin ♪

♪ Girl, you got that brown skin ♪

♪ Brown skin ♪

♪ Brown, brown skin ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

Oh.

Oh, Preston, that feels so good.

Thank you my love.

You need to release some tension.

You've been in them books all day every day.

Mm, I know.

I gotta get it right this time.

I'm basically fucked.

Now all my classmates are practicing law except for me.

Well, you don't need to compare yourself to them.

I mean all your classmates still single as fuck

and you got yourself a king, baby.

Come on.

That part.

Alright.

I'm sorry.

Hey, it's the stress.

That's what I'm here for

to help you relieve some stress.

♪ Girl, you got that brown skin ♪

For real, babes.

I wanna be practicing law next year.

Okay.

Okay.

- Hey babe? - Yes?

You were right.

I do need a release.

Word?

Aight, I got you baby.

You gonna get this dick tonight, baby.

Woo!

♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight ♪

♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight ♪

What are you doing?

Um, nothing.

What are you doing?

I'm grabbing my keys.

I'm taking your advice

and going to release a little tension with Roz.

Are you fucking serious?

I mean, Lord, forgive me,

but, but damn it, Rochelle.

She's sick.

She needs me.

I don't know how much longer she's gonna be around.

Man, why can't days always be like this?

I know. My god.

Only thing better would be a "Scandal" marathon.

Go Olivia. Go Fitz.

Nah, "How to Get Away with Murder" for sure.

Ooh, "Insecure."

- Mm-hmm. - That'd be the one.

♪ Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots ♪

♪ Shots, shots, shots ♪

- Okay. - Ooh.

I bought a couple of,

I put some forks in a couple of 'em

for the grown and bougie.

Okay. Alright.

Let's see what you got.

This looks good.

I know.

Best butts on TV, ladies.

Who's your favorite butt?

Oh my god, Tasha.

Tasha's body is everything.

I guess.

I was thinking more that African looking motherfucker.

Them cheeks look like two gorillas

making love in the jungle to bowling balls.

I like that tall, skinny one with the donk.

What's his name?

- Andrew. - Uh-uh, Lawrence.

- Lawrence! - Yes.

- That's right. - Oh.

♪ Let me ride that donkey, donkey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Let me ride that donkey, donkey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

What did you put in this?

Everything.

Sounds problematic.

- Mm-hmm. - It will be.

Well, turn up.

♪ What's it gonna take for you to come out tonight ♪

♪ Where you at, yeah ♪

♪ How you like that, how you like that ♪

I see you still teaching capoeira.

Got enough energy to fight me?

So you're back in LA?

Yeah, I've been traveling all over.

You know Brazil, South Africa, Spain, Ghana.

Mr. Travel Noir.

Sounds like an expensive habit.

How you paying for that?

I've learned it from you.

How you paying for that nice house you live in?

Yeah, I did my research.

Anyways, you inspired me.

So I inspired you?

'Cause the last thing I remember you saying

is I was holding you back.

You know I've been trying to get ahold of you for a minute.

We got some unfinished business.

Hey, nice ring.

I see you moved on up in the world.

Oh, but hey, I don't wanna get in the way,

but how much is he worth to you?

Oh, those Jell-O shots are starting to kick in.

I'm starting to see stuff.

I see like,

20 spirits all around that.

I see your ancestors.

Wakanda forever.

No, honestly, thanks so much for coming today.

I missed you so much.

I just wanna be sisters again.

Hey, I miss you too.

Yeah?

Yo, your friend Michelle?

This is a dope ass place.

Bruh, I'm trying to tell you.

- Listen. - Shit don't make no sense.

Man, I needed this.

I just don't wanna think, you know?

Hey Roz?

Mm-hmm?

I have some questions about, you know.

Nope, I don't wanna answer any questions.

I just, I don't want it brought up.

No more questions about shit.

No more goddamn questions.

I think I'm gonna need another Jell-O shot.

Michelle?

Michelle?

Shots, shots, shots!

Oh, hell yeah.

This is like the best idea we have had in a long time.

You got my change?

Oh shit. Yeah, I forgot.

I give you $100 though.

Yeah, I forgot.

Omari, I asked you for animal style.

You know that's the only way I like it.

Oh damn. I, I'm sorry.

My bad, man.

Your bad, dude.

It's a simple order.

Okay, do you want me to go back in?

I just don't understand

how you mess up a simple order like animal style.

Okay, coming from the guy who forgot his own wedding cake.

You know, if there is a wedding.

This energy just ain't right.

My dude, do you wanna marry me or not?

Do you wanna marry me?

I'm wearing the ring you gave me.

I moved in, like I love you.

Of course I wanna marry you, fool.

But just you.

Not you and Rozzlyn.

Do you love me?

Yes, I love you.

I love you.

I love you, Omari.

I love you. Of course.

Wow. That sounded like a debate in your head.

Look, things used to be so sweet.

Now we just go back and forth with this banter.

I mean, only time we actually fuck is when we're angry.

This can't be healthy.

Or when Roz isn't home.

Look, we have to start over, babes, without her.

Why does everything with you go back to her?

Look, if you want me to walk down that aisle with you,

you need to get rid of Rozzlyn, okay?

Not, not just from the house, but from your mind.

Hey, what happened to her is not your fault.

It's not your job to save her.

I'll go get your animal style.

- Hey. - Oh, hey love.

Uh, can we talk?

You okay, Jabbar?

Yeah, I just want to talk to you,

see how you be's and stuff, you know?

I'm good.

I feel reinvigorated.

Finally feel like I can see the other side.

Okay, um, word.

What does that mean?

It means I am back, bitch.

I'm gonna get my shit together

and be the Roz you remembered

when you first fell in love with me.

Get my T-shirts on Amazon off the ground

and just find my Black girl magic again.

Okay, okay.

I see you. I see you.

You just glowing this shit, right?

Just letting it go and accepting.

So why you got me in the middle of the living room?

Like it's "Get Out" or something?

I'm gonna need you to get out, bitch.

Um, yeah, I'm just, I'm just kidding.

Forget about it. It's no big deal.

Good, because a bitch is tired and loose.

Goodnight boo. I love you.

Oh, hey Omari.

Goodnight!

Thank you two dedicated, diligent members

for showing up today.

I don't really know who you are,

so I hope you're supposed to be here

and you ain't wearing a wire or something.

But Ruth, thank you.

You know, when I first met you,

I thought your name was Roof like R-O-O-F

'cause we from the DC area, we don't say Ruth.

We say Roof and I never met a man named Ruth.

Ruth, Ruth.

So thank you for coming.

If there's one thing I learned from this whole fiasco

is the clap has like, 20 frigging strains.

So one shot doesn't even help with the other strains.

Why don't mothers teach their daughters this?

You know, I'm gonna do exactly

as Sylvester said from now on.

I'm gonna inspect the dick

and use a condom.

Duh.

Hey, where is Sylvester anyway?

This place is pretty sad looking

and I don't know who you are, but you fine as hell.

So we can talk about what disease you have, you know,

we'll go through Google and check out what it means

and the best course of action 'cause you fine.

You know, see just how contagious it all is

because I'm willing to work with you.

That's how good you look.

And if you already taken,

hook me up with one of your homeboys

'cause all I need to know is where the party at.

Niggas is on the way.

Where the Bacardi at?

Because I likes my Bacardi.

Who was that?

Oh, just a student from today.

Oh, which one?

- Huh? - Which student?

A new one. You don't know him.

Okay, what did he say to make you so upset?

Jabbar, stop.

Yo.

Hey, yo. What the hell, man?

Hey, you missed group.

I mean, there wasn't even any food there, my dude.

Yo, I missed one class and I'm getting lectured by you?

No, look man, I, I just came in

because the last time I saw Roz,

she came out of this office and she was crying

and she hasn't been back to the group since.

So now I'm wondering what the fuck did you do to her?

Yo, hold up, bro.

What, what did I do to her?

Now I'm a trained professional.

I know how to handle fragile ass women like Rozzlyn.

Nah, she needs to be looking

for answers within her, not within me.

What is that Psychology 101?

Or is that physiology?

Man, I don't fucking know, man.

Leave me alone. I'm high as fuck.

Goddamn it. You back on that shit?

Yo, watch your mouth.

This is my office, my safe place.

Man, you're supposed to be done with that, bro.

Yo, get up outta my office

with that accusatory and judgmental tone.

Least you forget.

Least I forget what?

Look, okay, I'm not trying to go there with you.

I'm, I'm a little fucked up.

I admit that shit.

So I am not trying to go there with you.

What? Go there.

Hmm?

Look, I'm not Roz, okay?

You can't send me outta here crying.

Why? Why?

Why are you so concerned with Roz, huh?

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

You, you trying to get into her

dirty little panties, aren't you, huh?

- Stop it. Stop it. - Oh, Ruth is in love

with Ms. Undetectable.

Just stop it, man.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You guys going to get together and exchange viral loads?

How fucking cute.

I said shut the fuck up, alright?

Oh, you mister I'm not going to cry.

Well, I see a fucking tear, don't I?

Look, I'm, I'm a trained professional.

I get paid to make niggas cry, huh?

Now what you going to do

when she find out how you really got HIV?

Talking about you was born with that shit.

Brother, you lucky I don't blow up your spot.

Your junkie ass is clean for two fucking years

and you coming in here

and telling me I need to clean up my act?

Bitch, if you had gone to that needle exchange program,

your ass would be clean right now.

No. No, I am clean!

I'm not dirty!

You ain't even supposed to use words like that!

You know that Sylvester.

You want to keep up the lie, go right the fuck ahead.

I don't judge.

Shit, saying you was born with that shit

should get you some mad fucking pussy.

Bro, but leave me the fuck alone.

Now I am not perfect and neither are you.

Now bounce.

Unless you trying to get some of this Belushi.

Fuck you, man!

No nigga, fuck you.

Can we go to some place that's less ratchet?

Why are we here?

Well, we got pussies. They got dicks.

You need any more reason?

Okay and we got dollars, baby.

I am not complaining, Amber.

I thank you, Roz.

I mean it's time that we just have fun again

before adulting made us so freaking serious.

Oh, there's Trenton.

Hey, hey, ladies, ladies, welcome.

Y'all ready for a show?

- Oh, we see you. - Girls.

Well, you know I came to see my boo.

Watch these hoes and get a free lap dance!

- Okay. - That's the job.

Yes, whatever, AnaWakanda.

I know what I signed up for.

Plus Roz needs to get back

into the straight world for a day.

See some dicks that actually want to be inside her.

That part.

Well check this out, ladies, and you.

You guys enjoy the show tonight.

Baby, I need to get oiled up and I need to get fluffed.

Excuse us.

- So that duty calls. - Okay.

- Oh! - Ooh!

- Okay, okay. - Oh.

I'm going home.

I'm gonna listen.

What the fuck?

Damn Stacey, there's other dancers.

Girl, I'm trying to help y'all out

with that mortgage payment.

Full frontal.

Oh, just like old times.

Yeah, except there not being doctors and lawyers anymore.

That's very true.

So what about you? Any prospects?

Oh me?

Nah, I'm just enjoying myself right now.

What about you?

When you and Preston gonna make me a godmother?

Oh shit.

God, I guess we gotta have sex first, right?

Oh damn.

Everything cool at home, girl?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm just, I'm playing.

I just wanna, just wanna tell you something.

Let you know how I'm feeling and shit, I dunno.

Okay.

Coming to the stage

straight from the Jabari tribe of Wakanda.

Wakanda, okay!

M'Backout because he's ready

to blow that back out.

- You okay? - Yes.

Tonight was lit, babe.

You was Mr. Popular.

You know I gets it in.

I just had a thought bubble.

You should do Omari and Jabbar's bachelor party.

Keep the money in the family.

Hell yeah, I'm with that.

You all right?

You think so?

Yeah, you know.

You okay?

Yeah, it's cool.

Anybody seen Roz?

Nah.

M'Backout?

My show's over, sweetheart.

Unless you want that midnight special.

Um, no, we know each other.

Oh hey, Roz, right?

Yeah. Do you remember me?

Yes I do.

So this is what you do now?

Yeah, I got college loans.

Plus I got a big dick, so yeah.

You just stated major facts.

- Bye! - Facts.

Bye ladies.

It's a lot bigger than I remember.

Nah, ain't nothing changed.

Shit.

- Bye! - Bye M'Backout.

Bye ladies.

Mm.

Man, one night of ecstasy

and you was like James St. Patrick, homie.

Straight ghost.

Yeah, um, I was under stress.

My husband had just left me and I needed a stress reliever.

Sorry.

Oh, is that why you out here with me right now?

Because I can cancel my Uber and?

No, actually this may be awkward as fuck.

I have something to tell you.

And I, I don't want you to be scared.

It's, um, it's just not easy to say out loud.

I have, I was recently diagnosed with,

um, I, uh-

Look, I already know.

You do?

Yeah, I think it's fucked up.

How do you know?

Trenton showed me the video.

Trenton's showing folks?

I don't want the whole world to know.

What if my mom sees that video?

Wait, you haven't told your family yet?

I gotta go.

I just, I just wanted to make sure you're okay.

Have you been tested?

Hell yeah.

No, H to the I to the V. Yeah.

Here's my card.

If you want M'Backout to blow that back out, holler at me.

'Cause I ain't scared.

Nah, I ain't scared at all.

Hey, there you are.

What, what is you doing?

Can you gimme a ride home?

- Mm-hmm. - Let's go.

What's up, baby?

How much we looking at?

Enough.

Yeah?

So you wanna finish that fluffer job you started earlier?

So I, I have a question.

Can you sit over here?

Sure.

Alright.

What's up, Amber?

Talk to me.

Well, you seemed pretty excited

to do Omari and Jabbar's bachelor party.

Hell yeah.

You know how much money them private parties

be bringing to us, babe?

So you know

it's not gonna be a lot of women there, right?

That's even better.

You know it's crazy.

The gay homies, they tip way more than the women do.

The gay homies?

- Yeah. - For real?

What the fuck, Trenton?

What? What's the problem?

They your homies. They my homies.

They our homies.

What's the problem?

So, have you danced for men before?

I mean, before we met I, okay,

I danced at a gay club before, yeah.

But shit, now ever since niggas is able to get married,

I mean I get a lot more requests for gay shit.

No that's not-

I mean it's all the same to me.

That's not what I'm trying to hear.

Are you gay, my nigga?

Tonight was the mood as fuck.

Surprised a bitch remember where I live.

Duh, of course I do.

Oh baby, I can't tell.

Stacey, must we?

Rozzlyn Mayweather, we must.

I know I disappeared on you, but I'm sorry, boo.

Girl.

It's water under the bridge.

I'm just glad that we're back together.

Besties again, right?

Yeah sure.

I mean a lot has changed but we can get there.

We'll work on it?

See, that's some flaky ass shit to say, bitch.

Well, shit what you want me to say?

We not exactly in the same space.

I want you to say how messed up it was

for me to find out that my girl, my home girl,

somebody that I would completely ride for was suffering

and I didn't know nothing about that shit.

This whole entire time,

I thought it was me being a bad friend

or that you hated me for some strange reason.

I didn't know what the hell was going on.

Roz, I went through some crazy ass depression

when you cut me off.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be like that.

I'm still trying to find my way back to normal.

I am going through some serious shit right now

in case you forgot.

Bitch, I coulda helped you through this.

Except your ass went back to Jabbar.

It took you forever to get over this nigga.

You remember all those nights I held you by my side, huh?

I coulda helped you through this, babe.

It makes me wish

I would've told you about his ass beforehand.

No.

No?

No? That's it?

That's all I need to say.

Are you gay?

No.

See? No is all you need to say.

What's up, man?

I'm just, I'm not trying to end up like Roz.

It's fucked up what Jabbar did to her.

Mm, okay.

Alright, come here.

Baby, listen to me.

Look, I love you with all my heart

and I would never betray your trust like that.

You can trust me.

Okay.

- Okay? - Yeah.

You can trust me.

I do have a confession to make though.

What?

You're the best fluffer I've ever had in my life.

Boy, shut up!

You trippin'. Stop trippin'.

Hey, I mean you know I was crazy when you met me.

Yeah.

But shit, I'm crazier though.

Wait, what?

Nothing babe.

Just, just forget it. Alright?

No, nigga. Beforehand.

You...

Don't tell me you knew Jabbar wasn't straight?

Yes.

- Wow! - I know.

Yeah I knew, I knew,

but it wasn't my place to say anything.

It's gay code. I don't out anybody.

Hold all the way the fuck up.

You claim to be my friend,

you knew my husband was gay and ain't say shit to me?

What kind of bitch snitch code switcheroo shit is this?

Roz, I didn't know for sure.

I mean it was murmuring in the community

and he was spotted with Omari a few times,

but I didn't wanna make any conclusions.

Oh shit.

You see, this is why I disappeared.

Whenever I wanted to call you

and tell you about how fucked up my life was,

all I could think about was that night,

the night I found out that I was sick

and I just wasn't ready to relive

that moment over and over, and over again looking at you

and your happy fucking gay ass life.

I mean you're the one on the apps

and cruising through parks and bathrooms and shit,

getting your back blown out

by download dick and closeted ass.

I didn't feel like I deserve this life.

And,

I'm gonna be transparent here.

I, I know this is fucked up,

but all I can think is why me and not fucking Stacey?

And I hate myself for thinking that.

I hate that I think that, Stace.

That's the most fucked up shit that I've never heard.

You're fucked up.

♪ I always knew ♪

♪ That it would be you ♪

So in a few weeks

I'll be Mr. Jabbar Mayweather Armstrong.

I'm sorry for y'all kid trying to learn how to spell that.

Yeah, I've been meaning to ask you,

are you ever gonna go back to your maiden name?

Yeah, sure. Certainly.

- Cool. - No problem.

So listen, I was thinking about

just bringing the pants in a little more

and then tighten up the bottom.

You know, I actually like the slim fit more.

Um, black or white?

The black looks great.

Does it? Okay, great.

But yeah, I'm actually pretty excited.

You know, it should be pretty cool.

I think we're gonna look good together.

African or just black?

Black is slimming

'cause black makes you look a little slim and sleek, right?

- Yeah, it's too bright. - Yeah, I know.

Oh my God.

We're gonna walk down like kings.

I'm so excited about it.

- You look like royalty. - Oh, thank you.

Fuck you!

You think I could come over,

you know, just to shit, shower, and shave

while I get back on my feet?

Look Vincent, we need to wrap this relationship up.

Okay?

There is nothing more I can do

for you or you can do for me.

I'm not asking to move in.

I canceled my Magic Johnson gym membership

and that's usually where I get myself together.

There's no shower in the car.

I'll give you what you need.

I promise.

Knock.

Knock, knock.

Hey!

Oh damn. Stacey, what's up?

Well, I was cruising the area

and I didn't get any hits on the app

so I just decided to stop by.

Yeah, that's 'cause your fast ass

need to leave those little boys alone.

No, they need to leave my ass alone.

Okay?

So what brings you in?

What's going on with you and Roz?

What did you do?

Um, well, I kind of told her

that I knew you before you came out.

What?

It's just been weird since you reentered her life and-

No, no, no, no, no.

She, she reentered my life.

Okay, look, the point is

she got some major issues, Jabbar, okay?

And she even told me that she wishes it was me

that was HIV positive.

Oh.

Yeah, that's pretty cold.

Yeah, I know.

So you come all the way here just to say that?

Well, I was thinking why don't I

throw you and Omari a bachelor party?

Yeah!

Yes!

Hell no.

- Come on. - No.

Hear me out.

I just started my new event planning business

and this would really jump off my company.

No.

You owe me. Okay?

I kept our secret for a long ass time, boy.

Don't ever go there.

That was a mistake and it was in the park.

- Oh. - That don't count.

- Hmm. - Yeah, a mouth is a mouth.

Baby, this mouth is legendary. Okay?

So I doubt you forgot that shit

and don't ever try to play me like that again.

Yeah, well, I've had better.

I'm pretty sure you haven't.

So I'll be expecting that call.

I know people be like

that ain't nothing but crazy Michelle.

But I really don't know a lot about these diseases.

I thought chlamydia was the name of somebody's aunt

and I thought gonorrhea was a new brand of lipstick.

I grew up Jehovah's Witness.

That's basically Amish.

I got married at 17 and was married for 25 years.

He was older.

I only married him to get the hell out the house.

Oh no!

Earl is the only man I've ever had sex with.

I'm still wearing the damn ring.

Really?

Girl, there's a lot going on out here and I gotta learn.

I really, you know, I'm, I'm confused.

I'm trying to figure out what's going on

and I gotta be careful.

You know there is Google.

I'm just throwing that out.

Girl, I googled burning sensation

and thought I had a brain tumor.

Look at that.

Look at you.

But I gotta tell you, girl, you inspire me.

Every day you get up, get out, and get something.

You just walk out like, "Yeah, I got HIV and what?"

- Woo, okay. - Come get you some.

Yes. Awesome.

Damn girl, put all my business out there.

I'm nothing special, Chelle.

just trying to survive.

I never thought I'd say this

but I feel like my status

is the least of my problems right now.

So how's the dating life?

Non-existent.

What?

- Girl. - You are the dog's balls.

I know brothers be all on you.

Not really.

What? That is hard to believe.

But I do see how you be looking at Sly though.

Sly and Ruth are both hot messes.

But Sly do be giving some deep ass advice though.

He be snatching my soul.

Actually Ruth ain't too bad.

He's a dick, but he's funny.

I like him.

Oh okay.

Like, like him, like him?

Shit, a man that can make me laugh is half the battle.

You gonna have to up your standards

'cause them comedians come with a whole lot of drama

and they are broke as hell.

There's two levels of standup.

There's Ruth and Kevin Hart, ain't no in between.

Damn.

Girl, just be careful.

Why you say that?

You know something?

You good?

Yeah, just texting a friend from class.

Is that the same friend that was a student last week?

Come on.

Alright. It's my friend Vincent.

You mean your ex Vincent?

Ex, friend.

Either way we wasn't together like that.

Y'all wasn't together like that?

Did you not tell me this nigga made you cry many a times.

Look, you and I don't do that friends with exes bullshit.

Really?

Since when?

'Cause I seem to recall a certain ex

living in our apartment.

That's not fair.

It's not fair?

So you tell her today or what?

She was having a bad day.

Look, Vincent came to my class a few weeks ago.

We've both gotten over each other.

There is nothing to worry about.

Yeah.

And I'm sure he just so happened to pop up

and connect with exes

who are gullible enough to let him use 'em.

Bitch, really?

You already that dude.

I, I trusted you with your ex freaking wife around

and I can't hang out and catch up with an old friend?

- It's different. - It's not different.

You're not listening to me.

How you feel about Vincent?

Man look, have some compassion for once.

I'm just gonna say it.

I don't want you hanging around him.

Okay, yeah.

And I'm gonna say this,

as long as you and Roz remain besties,

then Vincent and I are gonna hang out.

♪ Love is like hold me ♪

♪ Yeah, love is like hold me, yeah ♪

♪ Love is like take me in your arms ♪

♪ Love has always been the cure ♪

♪ Yes, it has ♪

♪ Love is like make me proud ♪

♪ Love is like take me now ♪

♪ Baby ♪

Okay, so I have your rent.

Well, except 100 bucks.

I'm a little short but I got you all next week.

Uh, Roz, we need to talk to you.

You gots to go.

Oh, come on Roz.

Nobody saying anything about you leaving in this moment.

Look, we just need to discuss a timeline

about you transitioning outta here.

Bitch, it's obvious I've outstayed my welcome here.

And Omari's ass don't want me here.

What? You was too pumped to tell me?

Come on, don't go there.

It's been two years. Really though?

Look, Omari didn't sign up for this.

I didn't sign up for this.

Sign up for what, Jabbar?

You know what I'm talking about.

About taking care of you.

Look, it's time to get out and find your own place.

I'll be back for my T-shirts.

Come on. You don't have to leave right now.

Damn, why you being so extra?

And for the record,

if you're wondering if it's your fault

my life is spinning out of control.

It is.

I wish I never met you that day on campus.

I should have just fucking kept walking.

You ruined me Jabbar,

and I will never forgive you for hurting me like this.

Move!

You finally get what you want.

Jabbar all to your motherfucking self.

You know, you'll in hindsight appreciate me

as a welcome distraction

to what actually lies beneath that motherfucker's heart.

Don't forget I was once you.

You could start your own booty do hashtag

and be the number one trending topic on Twitter.

If booty do was in the dictionary,

they'd have a photo of you and NeNe Leakes.

The fact that you already have major cake

should make it impossible

for you to have a booty do,

and yet you still have a booty do.

Yep, it's me.

Positive vibes only.

You just gotta

tighten it all back up.

Please, you know?

You've been sitting around here crying and eating.

This is Amber and Trenton's phone.

Leave me a message and I'll get it to him.

Bye.

You're not the first person

who's ever been dumped.

Okay? It's time for you to get up,

get out and get over Derek's cucumber.

Come to mama.

Too far too soon.

Tell me I'm beautiful on the inside.

You are beautiful on the inside and outside.

A few extra pounds around the waist and thighs.

You know, I never trusted Jabbar anyway.

I always knew you could do better.

He used always seemed to prey on his students.

Ugh, creep.

Yeah, I don't know what I can or can't do anymore.

That fucking Omari.

Well, you can stay as long as you need.

Thank you so much.

Just until I get back on my feet.

I mean, I don't know, I think it'll be nice.

Just kind of break up the monotony here.

What monotony?

Oh, uh, studying for the bar exam, babes.

Good answer.

You have been such a blessing, Roz.

I haven't seen Rochelle this happy since she crossed.

I mean, you would've thought she told Jabbar

to have you kicked out. - Oh God.

I mean, now she could have you all to herself, right?

Stop it, Preston.

For real. That shit's not funny.

- Okay. - Yeah.

No offense taken.

- That was pretty good. - She needs some more.

You want some wine?

♪ Hey, bitch live 'cause we famous, yeah ♪

♪ Made it ♪

♪ Live Nostradamus, yeah ♪

♪ Basic life feeling A-list, yeah ♪

♪ Ain't it great ♪

♪ Tip us now, whoa ♪

♪ Heavy foot cold and icy ♪

♪ I don't trust now ♪

♪ It's a tool, roll the dice ♪

♪ You can bust down 'cause the squad she don't want spicy ♪

♪ What's the cost ♪

♪ You can ice me, it's the loss if you try me ♪

♪ So don't try me, it's too grimy ♪

Hi, Chad?

- Sorry? - Chad, right?

It's me, Roz.

We used to work at the printing shop together.

Oh yeah, Rozzlyn.

Yeah, your hair is different.

Is that your hair?

That's for me to know and you never to find out.

Still got that wit, I see.

So, um, how are you?

Nice and healthy?

You look a little thin.

Oh yeah, I've been dropping mad weight.

Oh really? Fuck.

Oh yeah, I'm vegan now.

You know, big lifestyle change, you know?

What about you? You're looking okay.

What's been up?

You know, just dealing with life.

Past mistakes.

Oh yeah. Anything specific?

Well, um, I found out that I am HIV positive, so.

Oh.

Okay.

Wait, did we?

Did we hook up?

Oh fuck.

Look, I just need to fucking know.

Have you been tested and do you know your status?

No. Why the fuck would I get tested?

I didn't even think about that shit.

Oh my God.

I mean, oh my God.

My, my, my girlfriend.

Wait, wait.

Did you, did you know like, beforehand?

People fucking go to jail for that shit.

Fuck!

I knew I shouldn't have fucked a Black bitch.

Excuse me?

Fucking stay away from me.

Fuck!

♪ Candy rain, Mary Jane ♪

♪ Got me high in the sky ♪

♪ Got me airplane ♪

♪ How's your pain ♪

♪ I can't contain ♪

♪ What I feel it's real ♪

♪ Going insane ♪

♪ Mental strain, dirty brain ♪

♪ Up, down, on the ground ♪

♪ Feel the pop of fame ♪

♪ Can't explain, Mary Jane ♪

♪ She goes down, blows down like a hurricane ♪

♪ Let me taste them lips ♪

♪ Let me get a sip ♪

♪ Let me drink you up ♪

♪ Feed you fingertips ♪

♪ I been feeling you and you been feeling me ♪

♪ So what we gonna do about that ♪

♪ What we gonna do about that ♪

♪ The way you looking now got me feeling hella weak ♪

♪ So what we gonna do about that ♪

♪ What we gonna do about it ♪

♪ That you want it, that shit's beautiful ♪

♪ I want to see you undressed ♪

♪ 'Cause you're so beautiful, baby ♪

♪ Oh baby ♪

Is someone there?

Who there?

Hmm.

Damn it. I don't know the answer.

Come on Rochelle!

These are the same questions from the first test.

Damn girl. Why are you so jumpy?

Look, I feel scared. Okay?

I feel like I'm gonna grow up and be nothing.

Oh my God, Rochelle.

You're the smartest, most ambitious person I've ever known.

You got a house, a husband.

Probably some kids on the way.

Bitch, I sell t-shirts

with other people's quotes on it for a living.

I ain't shit.

But you? You could change the world.

Beat the criminal system.

Put killer cops in jail.

Save Black lives.

I hear you, Roz.

And I know Black lives supposed to matter and shit,

but I don't wanna save the fucking world.

Is that selfish?

I just want a nice job with nice pay.

I don't wanna be a Olivia goddamn Pope.

Being a lawyer sounds cute and I just want to eat brunch

with bougie Black lawyers associations and write a few books

and get my pussy eaten every night and die.

Man, can I live?

Okay, that's the alcohol talking.

And that's, that is the problem.

Here, let me help you relax.

Oh.

Oh, I needed that.

Damn girl. You hella tight.

Preston needs to get on this.

Child, Preston just wants to pound me to death.

You know, his dick is the size of my arm.

Okay.

You need a little tongue action too.

Child, me too.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

This pussy is full of rust.

It doesn't have to be.

What is you doing, Chelle?

I thought, I'm so sorry.

I, I thought we were building up to this and I-

No, you're my friend.

Oh my.

Are you gay?

Hell no. No.

I just thought we could, you know, experiment.

Don't act.

Honey, that was one time in college

and I told you as soon as that kitten was in my face,

I could not commit.

I mean, I'm saying Roz, you know, think about it.

You can mess around and you ain't gotta worry

about transmitting anything, you know?

I mean, you can be free with me

and women don't really pass it on to each other anyway.

Oh my fucking God, Rochelle, are you kidding me?

That's damaging as fuck.

Fuck you.

Oh.

Oh fuck.

Rozzlyn fucking Merryweather.

Mayweather.

Oh, what the fuck ever.

Gimme a hug, my lovely.

Oh.

Oh you look cute.

It's so good to see you all but disappear.

You know I get that a lot.

I'm sure you do, heartbreaker.

So have a look at these.

Oh, you brought me a gift.

Okay, I've always loved your designs.

You speak in such bold print.

Oh, they're just things I really wanted to say.

Been trying to get into that perspective again.

Ailey, Ninja, Ashe, Hemphill, Kuti, Eazy.

Intriguing, mysterious.

But I don't get it.

It's famous Black people who have died of AIDS.

Wow.

That's so, uh, avant-garde.

Bold, mysterious.

Ooh, I love it.

I'll buy 25 orders and see how they sell?

Dope. Okay, yeah, that'd be amazing.

Listen, you're awesome.

I'll have one of my influencers pose in it.

It'll go viral.

No pun intended and it'll sell out the store.

Listen, but you gotta tell me

what's the inspiration behind something like this?

Real motherfucking life, nigga.

See what I mean?

You're like a loud, unafraid Black magic boss bitch.

And I love it.

Look Fred, I have HIV,

and I know you gave it to me.

Is there like,

a hidden camera right here or something?

Oh my God. You serious.

You're not serious.

Oh my God, Rozzlyn.

I don't know what to say.

Say you ain't give it to me.

I just wanna hear you say the words.

I ain't never been tested, Roz.

What?

You told me you didn't have any diseases.

We had unprotected sex, you bastard.

Shit, I was talking about regular ass diseases.

Not HIV. It's like the Thanos of STD.

Look, I've already spoken to all my past guys

and none of them have it.

You're the last one on my list.

It has to be you.

Oh my.

Okay well, you're coming with me to get tested tomorrow.

Go now!

Can I drop a load of laundry before I leave?

Nah son.

You said shit, shower and shave.

Okay, Jabbar will be home soon.

So you need to wrap this and that up.

You haven't told him about us yet?

There is no us, okay?

We need to make that official.

This right here?

Look at your metabolism flowing.

Good, I need to look good in my tuxedo.

Nigga, you got six packs on top of six pack.

You're gonna be fine.

Yeah, you ain't seen my gut lately.

- Let me see. - Nigga, get dressed.

- Lemme see. - No, stop.

Look, you want something from me

and I want something from you.

So let me see.

Oh yeah.

Looks good to me.

My shit?

I have love handles and you know you miss it.

Hey, you need to go, bro.

No more games.

When are you gonna sign those divorce papers?

Hey, your boo left his checks lying around.

How old is that nigga?

Still writing checks and shit.

You need to stop right now.

I'm just saying

there's lots of fraudulent people out there.

I forgot my black notebook.

What's up, Cree?

I want you to know that I really enjoy your class.

I mean, when I leave I always feel woke as fuck.

Oh, well I'm glad I could contribute.

You know, African American studies

is more than just about Rosa Parks.

- Mm-hmm. - No disrespect.

And I hope to inspire a whole generation

of activists just like you.

You just might be my #wokebae.

Oh, um, is that where this is going?

Don't worry.

I noticed that you have on a wedding band.

I'm guessing your wife is pretty satisfied?

And you're fishing I see too, um,

yeah, I am wearing a wedding band

and he and I are getting married soon.

Whew. That's so dope.

Eyes up.

You think that's dope?

Yeah, but how do you know?

How do I know what?

That you're gay.

Well, because I'm marrying a man, Cree.

So weren't you married to a woman before?

I'm sorry. The streets is talking.

Yeah, and while I was married to her,

I was having feelings for men.

Um, Cree, yeah. This is highly inappropriate.

Yeah, but we're just talking.

I mean, should we get a safe word

just in case it gets to be too much?

How about clitoris?

Um, what's your point?

I'm fluid.

I like men, women.

I'm led by beauty and intelligence and lips.

Ooh.

Yeah, Cree, I'm glad your generation

can have a "Fifty Shades of Grey" of sexuality.

But when I was growing up, it's either black or white.

You're either gay or straight and that's just the way it is.

That's so sad.

I mean that you had to put limitations on yourself

because from my experience,

if you can fuck a big muscle bound ass nigga,

then you can fuck the hell out of a woman.

Clitoris.

Bye, professor.

Clitoris.

You're not joining us?

No, actually I'm leaving.

Okay, no worries.

We'll just, we'll just leave some stuff in the refrigerator.

Right, Chelly?

Um, I'm leaving for good.

Again?

Like for real, for real?

What's going on?

Chelly?

Hey, what's wrong?

You're what's wrong.

Don't leave.

Hey.

Look, I felt bad about what happened the other night.

Alright? Look, I don't know what came over me.

I, I was fucking with you.

I have the LSATs, all that stress.

It just got to me.

I can't be all cool and vulnerable

with a friend who wants to stick her tongue down my throat.

I don't know if you're in the closet or what, but I can't.

It's too painful.

I won't put myself through that again.

Well, I'm not Jabbar. Okay?

I, I was just curious. Bored.

I hate my life.

Shit, I needed a sexual awakening

and I was just wanted to do something that was wild

and daring and dangerous.

Wow, so I'm dangerous now?

Bye Rochelle.

That's not what I meant.

Ruthie.

Rozzy.

Rozzy, Rozzy.

♪ I know you like me and I like you too ♪

Someone's been in my cart.

Mm-hmm, you see? You like?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

You know, I had to kind of get a size down

'cause some of your sizes were out, but it's cool.

It was a big thing. I'm a happy customer.

I like what I got.

I don't get you.

Ah, nobody does.

My man.

Oh, so I'm your man now, huh?

I meant that in like a Denzel in "Training Day"

kind of way, not the Cardi B way.

Okay, so about that.

Look, I don't want to be your homie, all right?

Unless we talking about, like a homie, lover, friend thing

where I can still kind of slide up in there?

Are we still on this?

Come on, Ruthie.

Come on.

Here's the deal. Alright?

We both got it and we get each other.

I mean, what the fuck?

Can you imagine how we could change the world together?

I mean, you with your statement tees, me with my AIDS jokes.

I mean, we could be like the new face of uncomfortableness.

Oh my God.

I'm saying motherfuckers

wouldn't know how to handle this shit.

We could really shake some shit up.

I like you a lot.

Like, more than I like double vaginal penetration.

Uh...

Yeah, my browsing history is full of that shit.

- That's a lot. - Mm-hmm.

And I appreciate it.

I'm flattered, Ruth. I really am.

But here's the thing, right?

Our only connection can't be,

oh, we both positive we should just be together.

I ain't trying to double up.

I still wanna live a normal fucking life

and I'm still trying to manage my T-cells count.

I ain't trying to think about another nigga's.

You and me? Nah, we wasn't meant to be together.

But I still support you though.

Can we just smoke this and like, stay out of our feelings?

Alright. Yeah.

Started my HIV journey in 1998.

That was the year I was diagnosed

and that's when I started taking medication.

32 pills was the normal regimen back then.

Just the thought of the pills.

They still give me extreme anxiety to this very day.

They were the absolute worst.

I had constant diarrhea.

I couldn't leave the house.

And when I did, I was terrified.

There was days I didn't even get out of bed.

My body finally rejected the medicine

and back into the hospital I went.

That happened for maybe two more times.

And this happened maybe over three years.

Did I mention the allergic reaction

that sent my fever to 104?

Meningitis three times.

32 pills.

To 28 pills,

then 22 and 16.

The last few years I have been on three pills once a day.

Tonight,

tonight is just one pill.

I had the biggest fear of pills when I started this journey.

I'll never forget the pills my father had to take

at various times of the day.

It traumatized me at an early age

'cause I was his nurse from eight years old until I was 18

and I refused to take 'em.

I struggled with adherence.

And now after a lot of work

and an extremely good doctor,

I Zuri may or may not take this one pill like that.

So suck on that HIV.

Oh look, I want to encourage everyone

going into the weekend to know

that you are more than a conqueror.

You're more than worthy and you deserve love and peace and-

Soul.

Happiness is what I was going to say.

God, I love you guys.

No, thank you for being there for me

and the one constant in my life.

All right, and we are dismissed unless Roz.

Okay guys, I'll see you next week.

So you've been MIA.

Has it been 60 seconds yet?

Why'd you bring this one down here?

He's the last one?

It has to be him.

I don't even know how I'm gonna react when he finds out,

like, be mad as hell or feel sorry for the nigga?

I'm safe!

I'm safe.

Oh.

I'm sorry Roz.

What?

♪ It's that Black girl magic ♪

It has to be him.

♪ But you can't divide the vibes I supply ♪

♪ Multiply ♪

So we have the two king and king thrones

for the couple over here.

That way if any of those wolves

wanna drop that thing cater to you style,

they're already gonna be seated.

Oh no, no. Trust me.

Trenton will not be popping nothing on none of them queens.

You right.

Trenton won't be giving out lap dances.

But AnaWakanda sure the hell is and that one's really big!

Okay, okay. That's enough.

I am really, really getting tired of you thirsting

over my man like he's a goddamn eggplant emoji.

But his job is literally to be an eggplant emoji

and the peach, child.

Lighten up. Relax.

Okay, let me be clear.

I need you to stop acting like you wanna fuck my man.

Shit, everybody in the city wanna fuck Trenton, Amber.

I don't know why you trippin'.

It is all jokes.

He's a heterosexual cisgender nigga.

If I wanted to fuck him,

I couldn't because he's yours and he loves you.

So own it before you lose his ass.

Mm-mm, I trust Trenton.

I don't trust these thirsty gays out here

who be trying to turn brothers out.

That's what I hate about y'all sometimes.

For real, y'all always be on the prowl.

Fuck you, Amber.

I doubt that you had this much concern

when it comes to the tricks

that literally grab his dick every night.

Why am I the subject of your venom, huh?

I can compete with them, Stacey.

Why are you trying to compete in the first place?

One, you can't 'cause dick is life.

And two, what's yours is yours.

I don't trust you.

Huh, so this is about me?

Well, if that's the case then

maybe you can't compete with me

and I might just stick your man.

You know what Stacey?

Now I see why you ain't got nobody, okay?

That mouth is filled with bitterness and cum cavities.

You know what?

I tried to get past your shit,

but I don't want you here messing up the vibes.

You could just kill yourself for all I care.

Really, Amber?

Really?

That's how you think about me?

Well, maybe I just might then, bitch.

Drama queen.

Okay, I'll do it by myself.

Look.

We are getting fucking married soon.

Can you imagine our kids going to college?

Oh God.

Oh, then we'll be grandparents

and you're gonna have to dress up as Madea

so the kids can get that Black grandmother experience.

- Nope, nope. - It is crucial

to the Black experience in America.

- You got jokes. - Come on.

I never thought we'd be

that whack ass couple wearing matching outfits.

Hey, come on. You look cute.

We're gonna look cute tomorrow night.

Mm-hmm, but looky here.

You got one chance to be a mess.

Oh yeah. These are strippers though.

So what am I gonna do with this?

I'ma tell you what you gonna do with it.

- Oh, oh. - You gonna swipe.

- Oh really? - You gonna swipe.

Oh really?

You want your credit card? No, that's fine.

Shit.

Mm.

I love you, Omari.

And that might be the first time you've said that

and I believe it is.

Girl, didn't that fool have the nerve to fart

and try to leave the elevator

like I did it when people get in.

Disgusting.

Uh-uh, uh-uh. I ain't having that.

Bruh, why aren't we playing spades?

Girl, I don't know how to play spades or dominoes.

I'm revoking your Black card.

Revoke this Black card.

Uno. Draw four.

Girl, I used to fuck up some spades.

Ooh, and Rochelle and Amber,

they used to kill at Howard, god.

Those were the days.

You sound like you miss them.

I miss the memories.

They my source.

Rochelle always made me feel loved.

And Amber, that crazy bitch always had my back.

It hurts being at odds with them. I don't know.

Well, from a non so raw PWI tending chick,

I never heard you say anything good about either one of 'em.

The one girl who wants to eat your non-detectable box

or the other one who sounds like her energy is so bad,

you gotta sage it down for the bad juju.

This is what friendship is.

Fun, laughter, easy breezy.

I get you. You get me.

Won't need all that extra stuff.

I don't have to be a Zeta Kappa Happa,

whappy nappy, whatever that is to be your friend.

Uno.

You wanna play another game?

No, you got it boo.

I'm about to meet up with Ruth.

Oh God.

Ugh, he is one hot mess.

He's a funny guy.

Oh, you should come with.

He's doing his standup. It'll be fun.

Ruth and fun? That's an oxymoron.

I'd rather lance boils off the ass of a homeless man

than listen to his inappropriate, unfunny,

tone deaf jokes about how awesome it is to have AIDS.

He don't even have a punchline.

Why would I sit through that?

But girl, you go the head on.

That's your thing.

But just be careful with him. Okay?

Until next time, bestie.

Yeah, um, until next time, home girl.

Okay, quiet.

Thank you.

Okay, I'm not trying to take away anybody's shine tonight,

but all this marriage talk has me

all hot and bothered and drunk, you know?

And I'm high.

I know y'all is lit up in here.

And I'm bold and I'm amazing, right.

Right?

Fabulous! Fabulous!

Ah, but I know tonight

is about the bachelors Jabbar and...

But I wanna make a memory for us tonight.

Whoa. Wait, wait, what are you talking?

The Bible says he who findeth a woman-

She's gonna propose?

Find it's a good thing

and fuck it.

Will you marry me?

Let me get a round of applause for Ruth!

In the house. How's everybody doing?

- Okay. - Good.

Good, good, good.

As you heard right,

my name is Ruth, Ruth Fitzgerald.

And I'm sure the first thing you're wondering

is how is it possible that a motherfucker this fine

could be named after a White senior citizen

who probably was on the go list?

I know it's a mystery to me too.

I don't understand it.

But we're all here anyway.

Anyway, let's talk about it.

You know STDs, who's got 'em?

Huh? Huh?

Anybody in the house want to talk about it?

Oh, y'all gonna go quiet on me.

Y'all some lying motherfuckers.

Because I know statistics show

that one out of every five people

in this very room is carrying something.

So somebody in here isn't telling the truth.

Oh, I bet it's you.

Yeah, yeah,

'cause you are definitely a herpes having motherfucker.

I mean, I'm surprised you don't have like a bump,

a bump on your tooth.

Like that's really genuinely surprising to me.

No, don't chuckle over here

because, ooh, I know what gonorrhea looks like.

Nobody twitches that much in their seat

unless their whole region down here is burning,

like inflamed and shit.

That's the gonorrhea twitch. I know it well.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No question about it.

Right here we have, what is it?

Oh, AIDS.

That's cool. No, it's alright.

I mean, I know, I know this chick has it though.

I mean this, this one right here definitely has AIDS,

but she looks normal though.

I mean, 'cause she's one of those.

She's one of those chicks present herself as normal.

Like everything's okay.

But no, she actually will never be normal ever again.

Yeah, anyhow.

So this is just something I'm, you know...

Fuck!

♪ Stop the clock speed ♪

Hey Roz.

Hey, come on. Roz.

Hey, Roz what's wrong?

Hey, come on.

Ain't nobody in there knew I was even talking about you.

I was talking shit about everybody.

Okay.

I'm sorry. Alright?

I've just been

messed up lately, you know?

And I was hurt about what you said.

My moms ain't give me the shit, okay?

She doesn't even know.

I, uh, can never really bring myself to tell her.

You know, I got the shit

in the dumbest way that a nigga can get it.

You know, I was shooting dope like it was 1989 or something

and now it's like I'm, I'm cursed with this shit, you know?

And I just thought that maybe we could, you know,

just be abnormal together and it would be okay.

It wouldn't matter.

I'm sorry.

I'm just, just fucking angry.

It sounds like a personal problem.

The Bible says he who findeth a woman

findeth a good thing,

and fuck it.

Will you marry me?

- Wow. - Ooh!

Yes!

Yes.

Okay.

Thank you, I love you, man.

Aw.

- Okay. - I love you, man.

Get up.

I'm crying in front of these motherfuckers, man.

Get up, babe. Get up, babe.

Baby.

Okay, honey.

- Thank you Jesus. - He's real, okay.

- All there. - So you okay now?

That's it. No more schemes.

King, scheming is in our blood.

Remember all those credit card scams we used to pull off?

Yeah, I don't do that shit anymore.

I'm a different dude now.

I got good influences around me.

I can't tell.

Whatever you gotta tell yourself to sleep at night, bro.

Anyways, thank you.

I know it's your bachelor party and shit,

but I just need to make sure

you held up your end of the bargain deal

or there was about to be some problems.

You sick fuck.

Sorry.

I need you to let me go.

Okay, you got the divorce papers.

I need to move on and marry the man that I love.

Just one last kiss and I'll sign the divorce paper.

I just need one last tender moment,

just for a few seconds, some intimacy.

Then you're free to go be with that corny brother.

Or I can go and tell your sugar daddy

how your wedding account's about to be 5K short.

♪ Goddamn, I said goddamn ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ She's more than a friend to the naked eye ♪

♪ Hey, if I love her like a flower ♪

♪ I could watch her grow to the sky ♪

♪ She's more than a friend to me ♪

♪ Hey, whoa ♪

♪ I could give her all she needs ♪

♪ She'll always come back to me ♪

Bitches.

♪ Loving you is easy ♪

♪ Loving me is hard ♪

Ah, Cabernet '62.

Merci beaucoup.

What'd you say?

Cheers.

Oh shit.

♪ Loving you is easy ♪

Mm, that's sharp.

Very woody.

That's what she said.

It's a joke. - Ha!

Okay, fuck it.

- I'm nervous. - Yeah, me too.

I, I don't know.

You know, I haven't,

I haven't stopped thinking about you since you,

since you told me about your situation.

Yeah.

That shit really, really scared me, yo.

Not only for myself, but you know, for you too.

Yeah.

It fucked me up too.

You know, when they told me I had, um, cancer,

I became like a super asshole to everybody.

- Really? - Oh yeah.

But going into remission made me like, rethink all my shit.

You know?

I just started thinking about

all the shit I was doing

and how I was hurting everybody and thought about you.

I never forgot that look on your face.

Listen.

I don't want this to be a pity fuck.

I don't want you to pity me.

I don't want anyone to.

I just wanna feel something.

How does that feel?

Rather large.

Two Moscow Mules please.

You see that football player looking nigga over there?

He's a whole terrorist.

So I can host at my place.

No, I'm good.

So what do you want to talk about, huh?

You show me.

Ooh!

Bitch you think I was gonna let you?

Motherfucker.

Get out of here, motherfucker.

You could just kill yourself for all I care.

All I could think is why me and not fucking Stacey?

♪ I'm driving out the parking lot ♪

♪ Meant to bring food but I forgot ♪

♪ Chilly outside I'm in the dark ♪

♪ Your roommate says I'm here a lot ♪

♪ Skinny sweats on so I could see ♪

♪ Your game is strong, your lineup clean ♪

♪ My day was long, I need relief ♪

♪ Roll one for me, sweet candy piece ♪

♪ Oh, say no more ♪

♪ You know why I'm here ♪

♪ Turn the lights down low ♪

♪ More music, intention clear ♪

♪ Bad day to pull up, pull up ♪

♪ Pull up, pull up ♪

♪ Pull up ♪

♪ I'm ready to pull up, pull up ♪

♪ Pull up, pull up ♪

♪ Pull up ♪

♪ Let's be comfortable, comfortable ♪

♪ Comfortable ♪

♪ Comfortable, comfortable ♪

♪ Comfortable, comfortable ♪

♪ Let's get comfortable, comfortable ♪

Hey Stace, it's me calling you to make sure you're good.

Sorry I didn't hit you back earlier.

It's been hectic.

Okay. Call me back.

Love you. Bye.

♪ Wanna look good ♪

♪ You gotta work for it ♪

♪ Everything I got I had to work for it ♪

♪ Wanna live good ♪

♪ You gotta work for it ♪

♪ Work for it, work for it ♪

♪ Wanna look fly then you gotta work for it ♪

♪ Work for it, work for it ♪

♪ Wanna look nice then you gotta work for it ♪

♪ Work for it, work for it ♪

♪ I'm in my feelings ♪

♪ I want it, I'm gonna go get it ♪

♪ I'm popping, no popping pillies ♪

♪ I'm spicy like a hot chili ♪

♪ Everybody want it, I'm running in like I'm Sonic ♪

♪ I'm buzzing like electronics ♪

♪ I'm even good at Katana ♪

♪ Now I'm popping because I work for it ♪

♪ Work for it ♪

♪ Everything I got, I had to work for it ♪

♪ Wanna live good, dress nice ♪

♪ You gotta work for it ♪

♪ Got up outta the hood because it's what we work for ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Work for it ♪

♪ Everything I got, I had to work for it ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Living good, a hell of a night ♪

♪ But I had to work for it, yeah ♪

♪ Work for it ♪

♪ Everything I got I had to work for it, yeah ♪

♪ Living good, hell of a night ♪

♪ But I had to work for it, yeah ♪