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( animals chittering )

It's Noah who stopped the rain from falling. And it's Noah who sent the animals! ( shouting )

Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.

Who brought all this in? Father must've made a call upstairs. He's always saying the Lord will provide.

I see He also provided the shovels. ( groans ) ( villagers yelling )

Noah! Noah! Let's get him!

Noah's behind it all! Kill him! Ham! Shem, where's Father? Father?

Noah's behind it all. Kill him! What's the matter? Your animals came through our

village. They didn't come through it, they came over it. Yeah!

We're sorry about that. My husband will speak to them. They trampled it. Now we'll flatten you.

( tiger growling )

Come on, who's scared of one mangy tiger? ( lion growls ) What about two mangy lions?

( growling )

It isn't fair, getting the animals to come here. Destroying our homes, our fields, our crops.

What crops? I don't understand. What are all these animals doing here? They've come for the ark.

You're all mad. The animals, too. They know they'll be safe once the rains come.

What rain? It hasn't rained for years! Where's the rain? Where's the rain? Where's the rain? Where's

the rain? It's coming. Not one cloud. So where's the rain? Where's the rain?

Where's the rain?

Where is it?

( rain pattering )

It's not wet. It burns like fire.

It's burning me. ( cheering )

It's burning. Why me? It burns!

It's burning me. What's wrong with ya? ( laughing ) ( screaming )

Noah, when God makes it rain, how does He know how long to make the rain last? He knows. This is to last

forty days and forty nights, so we have to be ready to ship out. I think "cast off" is the

expression, Noah. Are we taking anyone else on board, Father? I've had a word with the

Lord. We're to take only Miriam, Ruth, and Esther. No one else. That sounds good.

( screaming )

Father!

( screaming continues )

Now. Get the girls. Hurry. Come on.

Save me! Oh, God! ( coughs ) Save me. Oh, God.

Follow him.

I'm not going without my mother. I'd like to, but Father says no.

Damn your father and damn you. We're leaving now. I'm staying.

Take her, Ham. I'm not going.

Hurry. Hurry! What happened?

What happened to you? Shem! No! Shem! Oh.

Help me. ( groans ) Ruth. Ruth! Come on. Come on, help.

Up. ( groans ) Get her. Get-- let me. You're late.

I know.

Raise the ramp, lads!

Lord, is it the end? It isn't even the beginning of the end. However much you've learned, remember you haven't

finished the first page. The flood isn't big enough or deep enough yet to drown this wide world. And see the power of the

Lord God Almighty!

( yells )

( screaming )

What are you doing?

I'm doing what I think is best, dear. What are you going to do with these?

I'm going to throw them overboard, dear. I am going to get rid of all the little nasties. The tarantulas, the

giant cockroaches, the mosquitoes, the tapeworms. Who wants tapeworms? The ark would be a better place without them.

The world would be a better place without them.

It's not for you to judge, Mother. That's the Lord's job. He sees a use for them. Otherwise He wouldn't have saved

them. They're part of His almighty scheme of creation. You mustn't tamper with it.

We destroy one species. What about the ones who live off them?

They're destroyed, too. And on and on. Everything has a purpose.

I knew you would say something like that. Everything is worth being saved.

Even these?

Whoa, uh. Sh-- ( groaning ) Shemi? What?

More. ( exasperated groan ) God.

What?

Japheth's always had a problem with work. He doesn't do any, so he never knows when to finish. Hey, Japheth! Come here,

give us a hand.

Come on. I hate sloppy work. Yeah, this is sloppy. Is this what the Lord God

saved us for? Shoveling?

Well, I was frightened. The door was locked. They couldn't get in. No.

No, the storm. ( laughing )

Where're the girls? Cooking breakfast. I wonder how they spent the night.

Shem, I thought I'd go and comfort Ruth last night. I had the same idea about Miriam, but the door was locked.

That's Father.

( groans )

Hello. Hey, Ginger. Come on, here. ( mimics chicken clucks ) Hello.

Breakfast.

Why don't you meet me on deck tonight? Your father wouldn't like it. What he doesn't know won't

hurt him. He won't like it and nor will I. Mm.

( tiger growls ) No.

And the fox shall lay down with the lamb. Let's just hope they don't fancy lamb on the bone for

dinner. Look how gentle they are with each other.

I wonder why God doesn't make another earth with people, if He doesn't like this one.

If we had fur like the animals, instead of skin, we wouldn't have to wear clothes.

Hello there!

Father, Mother! Hello! Hello. Ruth.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello there.

( laughing )

It's a fine wee boat you have here. Yes, yes indeed. Do you need anything? Pots,

pans, sharp knives? Dresses for the ladies? And I'm running a special this week on Marigold Wonder Mixture.

We've met before, peddler! We have? We met before. Yes, we bought pots and pans.

And hats, remember? Hats. Hats for the family.

Well, another satisfied customer. Then you know that you always get value for money. My goods

are guaranteed to last a lifetime. So, I'll come aboard, if I may, Skipper. Just for trading purposes only.

Stay where you are. We'll be right down.

Have a taste. One swallow, it'll make a new man of you. ( gasps )

Maybe two new men. Guh. Good, huh? Smooth. It is purely

medicinal? Oh, of course. Absolutely, without a doubt, no question. Trust me. Take a crate or two.

It's beautiful. I'm going to find-- Try me. I want to find a dress.

What would you like in return? We don't have any money. Nobody has. It's useless. Just shows you what state of

affairs we've come to nowadays. Money's lost it's value. It's horrible. Horrible. Not like the old days. Money defined what we

were. I was a merchant.

Now I'm a peddler. I peddle one thing for another. Ah, what a fall is this.

So what do you want instead of money? Food. Water. There's more than enough water about, but

some of it's getting salty. Food and drinking water.

Done.

Percy, there's nothing for you.

Oh, I think I can find something for the little fellow.

Okay, all right. Is that everything? Have you got everything? Has he got everything?

Make sure he's got some food and water. Bye. Take care.

Thank you, peddler. Take care. Be safe, peddler. We'll see you again.

All right. Bye. Bye, safe trip. Come back and see us.

I'll try. I'll try. I love my bracelet. Take care!

Good-bye!

Ruth.

( screaming )

I'm glad we're together. I love you, Miriam. I love you, Shem.

Well, let's do something about it. We can't. No, we must. We're going to

be on the ark a very long time.

Ah. You were kissing. You were kissing. No, no, I wasn't kissing her,

Father. I was just whispering in her mouth.

( barks ) ( laughs )

( quacks ) ( laughing )

We're going to have trouble keeping them apart. It's natural. Well, natural or not, God has

made certain rules for this trip. One of them is no sex. No procreation amongst the animals or humans.

How are we going to stop the animals? We don't need to. God has seen to it. He's stopped their

urge for it.

What about our urges? Well, we have to stop them ourselves, it seems.

Well, God created us so He should know that this is not going to be so easy. We have to watch out for

them, my dear. You mean the boys. But what about us? What about-- qhat about our urges?

Well, I think we are mature enough to control them when we need to. And I'm afraid we need to.

What is that you're drinking? Marigold Wonder Mixture.

Purely medicinal.

Is this going to be a long voyage? Very long. Oh, dear.

( various animal sounds )

I want you to gather around and pay attention to what I have to say. They're coming, Noah. They're

coming. ( laughing ) Shh. God has given us certain

rules and we must obey them. I thought they were your rules, Father. They sound like you.

No, they're the Lord's. Your father's just passing them on. At least I hope you are and they're not your rules.

What are the rules for, Father Noah? They're to protect you girls. I can protect myself.

One of the most important rules, for those who are late, is that there be no procreation before we reach dry land.

Yeah, that's a good one. And it's very sensible. Otherwise we'd be overrun with babies.

Oh, I'd love to have a few babies about the place again. We haven't enough supplies. That's why the Lord God stopped

the animals from doing what comes naturally to animals.

( snickering )

Did you say something, my dear? No. You're saying it all. Very badly. Oh. Yes.

( laughing )

( chanting )

Attack! ( cheering ) What's the rush? He's got my daughter. She's

all I've got left in the world, now that her poor, sainted mother's gone. Besides, look at the size of

that thing. With that ship we could rule what's left of the world. Attack! The captain won't like it.

I don't care what that lily-livered, weasel-gutted scum likes. I'll deal with him. Get the captain.

( grunts )

Attack!

Better be ready. Well, they might be peaceful. ( yelling )

Kill him. Kill him now!

Finish him off!

( gasps )

I'm always being cheated out of what's mine.

And this one I could win.

Attack. Attack.

( cheering )

Yes! Yes!

Yay!

What is it you want? Noah! It's Lot. Your old friend Lot! It's Lot!

He has gone to the dogs. Did Naamah say I've gone bad? Something like that.

She's right. I've come a long way since Sodom. It's all been downhill and I've loved every minute of it.

( cheering ) I'm taking your ship, Noah.

Why? So when they ask me what I did in the Great flood, I can say "I survived."

( cheering ) That's our ship! Yeah! It belongs to the village!

And you stole it. We built it! We did! We built it. Not you. And he stole it!

Surrender, Noah. No one will get hurt. I promise. The Lord won't allow it. Then take your chances, old

friend. In that case, do your worst.

Take that ship!

( pirates cheering )

Get out of my way. Out! Give me that rope. Move!