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Yes, hello?

I guess this is my

Well, stepmom, but like.

What do you mean?

He so he had a test today and

he was supposed to be there

and he's he he didn't go.

You're dropping him from his class.

Okay.

All right, well,

I will have a conversation with him.

Thank you for giving me a call.

Yeah.

Oh, dude.

Don't you knock?

You liar.

What are you talking about?

Your professor just called me.

You had a test today.

Yeah, whatever.

I I just I didn't study

enough for the test.

It's a stupid test, anyway.

Just a stupid test?

You have been dropped from his class.

You know how dat p p p p p

p p p p pissed off your dad

is gonna be about this?

Well, I I I mean he he's on a trip,

so he's not gonna do anything

about it right now.

You are so fucking ungrateful.

You are so fucking

lucky he's not here.

Like, what am I supposed to tell him?

I don't know.

Yeah, I guess I am

lucky he's not here.

W wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh wh why

don't you just stop yelling at me?

It doesn't matter.

You you you're not my real mom.

You are such an

ungrateful little shit.

I

Just don't.

Fuck.

You need to stop.

Hey, give me my phone back.

This your dad pays for this.

And you need to go to class.

You have another class.

You're gonna just you're gonna

drop this whole fucking semester.

Go.

You I hate you.

I hate you.

Please, please, I hate you too.

Dear Mrs.

Butt Bunny.

Thank you for all the vi W W W W

W W W W W What the fuck is this?

Please, please turn on.

Please turn on.

Oh my god.

She's a porn star.

It's the most important star.

She's a fucking born star!

Oh my god, that's her asshole.

This was send us asshole.

Holy shit.

What the fuck, who would've thought?

Ha ha ha.

She's the bunny porn star.

Ha ha

Well

Well life.

How's this?

Dear Miss Bunny Bow.

Thanks for all the videos.

I love your butthole.

Find your biggest fan.

Ass lover sixty nine, sixty nine.

What the fuck?

He's all.

So crazy.

I can't believe she's a porn star.

Most of the.

Personal things.

Oh, yeah.

We don't look too shy in these photos.

Don't stop looking at my phone.

What are you?

Are you a porn star?

I thought you were a lawyer.

I am a lawyer.

This was my past.

Stad knowing about your past?

No, and he doesn't need to

know anything about it.

Well, he's gonna find out.

I'm gonna give him a call.

Fine.

I will just let him know about you,

um, skipping school.

My dad knows that I'm a mess.

Okay?

He's not gonna care.

But I think you have a lot more.

To lose than me.

So either you tell me the

truth or I'm calling him.

Fine.

Well, Robbie.

I was a cam girl.

And

My name was Mrs.

Bunny Bowl.

I she was an Easter bunny

all year long, and she

loved butt plugs.

And she paid for her school to

become a lawyer, where she

ended up working at the law firm

where she met your father and

became Mrs.

Bunny Butthole.

Wow.

That's inspiring.

Isn't it?

Yeah, I mean good for you.

Can I see you in the crossroom?

No.

No.

Come on.

I I want you to give

me a private show.

I I want to learn more about Mrs.

Bunny Bahole.

There's no way I'm

putting that on for you.

Well, then I guess I'm calling Dad.

I'll put it on.

No

In in in in in in in in in in in here.

In front of me.

You vindictive little shit.

You have to promise me that

you're not gonna tell your

father anything about this.

As long as you play ball.

You know that I'm terrible at sports.

It's a figure of speech.

Just get dressed.

You're

You're gonna watch me.

Yeah, it's my private show.

Do you know how much I

would get paid for this?

And this was never in person.

Well, you're getting paid by not

getting in trouble with my death.

So.

It's kind of worth a lot.

Supposed to be going

to work right now.

Stop smiling like that.

What is what is wrong with you?

Show.

I'm really excited.

Stop it.

You're far too happy about this.

You're not even supposed

to be going to next time.

I'm gonna have to have

you help me put this one.

Okay.

Yeah, I don't have a

mirror right here.

You're fucked.

It's just gonna be floppy.

Mrs.

Bunny Bothol.

It's floppy.

Looks good from this thing.

Yeah.

You can barely see the metal.

This is funny,

but home was pretty metal.

What?

Wow, you look incredible.

I can see why you're so popular.

Thanks.

H you are gross.

You know, I want you to

show me how you use this.

What?

It's too much, no.

You know.

My dad will divorce you in a heartbeat

if he finds out about this, right?

So you better do it.

That's right.

Fine.

A lot of stuff.

I can help.

Come here.

Tend over.

What?

Um

You're such a sick fuck.

O

You better not tell your

dad anything about this.

As long as you're my little fuck toy.

No.

S.

Mm-hmm.

I think.

Oh, yeah.

Um

Oh

Thank you,

Uh.

You just strain them.

Um

Oh.

You really want me?

Fuck me.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Mm-hmm.

Use news news books.

Mm-hmm.