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All right,

what do we got?

Virginian Class 4 vessels orbiting the Earth as we speak.

Do we know what they're up to yet? Same thing they're always up to, kid.

Pursing for checks. How many?

Dozens of reports so far.

But only four confirm missing.

Two human, two bungholians.

Shit. What? What is it?

Virginians are a ravenous species.

Controlling the galaxy for females.

Every ten lunar suns they need to reproduce.

Their species is ten to one male.

So they look for females to pregnant.

That's just nasty.

A lot of people seem to have a problem with this crossbreeding. But they don't.

They've been doing it for thousands of years.

Three aircraft full of stewardesses back in 02, an entire football field of

cheerleaders in 06, and an entire clitorian council in 2011.

The Virginians?

Yep. We're on it.

Why aren't you two split up?

That way you'll be able to cover more ground.

You sure that's a good idea?

Okay, I'm good. I got this.

Attaboy.

Whoa, what is that ugly thing?

Has he had a shot yet?

You got papers for that? Because without papers, there's no way he's getting it.

Now report back to me as soon as you hear something.

What

did

the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

So you're going to head downtown to check out those missing bungholers?

Yep. How about you?

I'm going to check out the missing slayings.

Then I figured I'd head down to the morgue, see if any of these missing

girls ended up getting shot or hit by a bus or something.

Are you still beating that old drum?

Nah, it ain't even like that.

Just make sure you flash your thinger.

Get him with all the peckerheads.

Don't you worry.

I'm going to flash my thingy at her all right.

Well, well, well.

Long time no see.

No. What don't you get about this? You're not supposed to recognize me.

How many times are we going to go over this?

Um, we are the only ones here.

I mean, who's going to say anything?

Him? That's not the point.

Don't make me... Oh, you're going to pull out the flashy thing.

I know, I know.

I'll do it.

Look, the only thing you're going to be pulling out is your big dick.

So let's get to it.

Slow down.

I'm here on business.

Any of these come through here?

Any of these?

Maybe this one.

She's over here.

Close, but not quite.

So, what are you working on?

Now you know I can't tell you that. Oh, come on. You know how I like all that

secret agent stuff.

You had your chance, but you wanted to come back here and hang out with all

these dead folks instead.

Well, you know how I like my stiffs.

Looks like I found another one.

You got no shame, huh, girl?

Hmm.

oh my god

Go wash up. You done got pussy juice all on my suit. I can't go back to

headquarters looking all gooey and shit.

That tired old thing?

I'm sure it's had plenty worse on it.

I have you know this is a... It was a cheap knockoff from down on 4th Street.

MIB buys them in bulk.

Surprised they last longer than a month.

Nah, nah.

It ain't even like that.

Whatever.

Aw, girl.

She don't know what she's talking about.

This is a fine-ass suit Made from the best designers in

Taiwan From the very best polyester

motherfucker

Laura!

Laura!

Damn! How you gonna explain this now?

Girl disappearing right out of your nose?

Agent H, please pick up line 2.

Agent H, line 2.

So, how'd it go? What'd you find out?

It's not so much what I found, but...

What I lost.

What? You lose your watch up in her again. I swear that woman's like a Venus

flytrap. Hey, that only happened once.

And I got it back.

Eventually. Would somebody tell me what the hell is going on here?

You lost the doctor, didn't you?

Is that true, Jay?

Well, that's just great.

Why don't you just go ahead and give him your little black book of hoes and help

him out? Told you it was a bad idea that we split up.

Hey! It wasn't my fault. I was in the bathroom.

You're with me, kid.

We got people to see.

Fuck up, kid. It'll be okay.

Oh, and you, uh, got a little schmutz on your suit there.

Damn.

Oh, God. Here we go again.

You want it to see me?

Kid, you gotta stop the crotch-grabbing thing, okay?

The girls down in the lab are this close to filing a sexual harassment suit

against us. So just knock it off.

My bad.

Just knock it off.

Okay.

So when's my next assignment?

I've got nothing for you, kid.

But Sid, come on now.

Come on!

You promised me an assignment!

Really?

Why don't you just moonwalk your ass out of here?

Oh yeah, that's nice.

Show me how much you want to rub those tentacles together.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's pretty.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh,

that is nice.

Oh, that's nice.

Let me get you a little stinger.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Stick your little tentacles in your mouth.

Oh, that's nice.

Let me get your faces now.

Stick that

That's right, finger up!

Let's see if we'll suck on that.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's so nice.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's nice. Now stick

it in.

Oh, yeah.

Well, well, what do we have here?

Clear violation of penal code 11-1.

Videotaping alien sex without a permit.

Oh, come on, guys.

Just do a little content for my site.

Perfectly harmless.

I thought you blasted this other fucker a couple episodes back.

Nothing but a flesh wound.

That's the thing about bugs, kid. They can regenerate the body parts after

they've lost them.

But he had parts of shit scattered all over the place.

Well, see what else grew back, kid. Whoa!

Don't you do it! Keep it in your pants, Bug. Answer a couple of our questions.

We'll let you get back to whatever you were doing.

Like I said, shooting for my new website.

Wicked Bug Girls.

It's the latest thing.

Gotta strike while the iron's hot, you know what I mean?

That's just nasty.

Edgar, we are looking for missing females, whether alien or human. What do

you know about it?

Oh, the females of your species are nothing but problems.

Buy me theirs, take me here. Oh, I've got a headache.

Not about a pain in my stinger.

Nowadays, I stick to my own kind.

Probably best for all of us. All right, kid, we are out of here.

Good riddance.

Hey, Edgar, when you get this site up and running... If you wanted to email me

a password, that'd be cool.

It's my card.

Oh, someone likes the ladybugs.

You got it, bro.

Okay, bye, ladybugs.

Sucking assholes.

All right, ladies, let's get back to work.

What do you say to a little POV blowjob?

All right.

Show them why they call us cockroaches.

Get that stigma nice and hard.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh,

yes.

That's it, tick-tocks.

Oh yeah, fuck that pretty little fucking face.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, spit on that again.

You want those balls out, don't you? How about a little face rub, huh?

How about you fuck that face a little bit?

You

want

that, huh?

Oh yeah.

Let me kiss a little bit.

Oh, yeah.

Let me see it.

Oh, you're swallowing that dirty cock.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yes.

Don't be greedy.

Don't be greedy.

Here, baby.

You shoot a little bit with my fucker's face.

Oh, yeah.

Are you hungry?

Are you hungry, little bug?

Want me to feed you?

Oh, yeah.

Get a nice close-up.

You want the ball? You want

the

ball?

You're going to make daddy cry.

Are you getting this? You're getting a good portion.

Oh, yeah. Good girl.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh Yeah,

that's it almost there baby almost there get nice and close

Here it comes, milk it right into that mouth.

Oh yeah, jerk it off.

Yeah, lick that sugar

water all off those titties.

Oh yeah, share that sugar water.

Whoa, what the?

Put some damn pants on, man.

What in God's green earth are you doing, boy?

Agent J.

Agent K.

How's it hanging?

Apparently a little low.

And furry.

I've been meaning to take a razor to those.

I can never find the time.

Serlina.

Good to see you, you being a good girl.

Of course, that was the deal.

But it hasn't been easy.

Plus, only you know just how naughty I really am.

Still no fun, I see.

So I take it you didn't come by to check out my new business endeavor.

Which is?

Home of the best S&M and bondage the city has to offer.

So I take it that whole lingerie model thing didn't work out so well for you.

What can I say?

I love to eat.

Plus, this whole dominatrix thing is more my style anyway.

I get to wear the little slutty outfits, but now I actually get paid to beat the

shit out of people.

It's perfect.

Whatever floats your boat, darling.

We're here to investigate missing females and or aliens. Do you know

anything about that?

I love me some pussy, but I tend to play with it and send it on its way.

Sorry. Well, if you hear anything, you got my number.

And you've got mine.

Feel free to stop by anytime you need a good spanking.

10% off all MIB employees.

So tell your friends.

Let's call it a night, kid.

Speaking of a good spanking, who's been a naughty boy?

Not me.

I really don't like this much.

Just let me out.

I don't think this is such a good idea. Just let me go.

It's not fun anymore.

It's Mistress Selina to you, you little maggot.

I need to practice my technique.

And you have such a perfect little ass.

No sense in letting it go to waste.

Okay, okay, yeah. I don't like it. I know now. That's okay. I don't like it.

I'm done. I'm all done.

Okay?

Oh, no.

I'm positive now. I don't like this a bit. Not one bit. Quiet down, you little

worm. Bend over and take it like a good little alien.

Oh, don't be such a baby. No, no, no, no, no. No!

Oh, okay.

That really stings.

Oh, but it feels so good.

Will you shut up?

All right, enough with the romantic bullshit.

Let's get down to business.

Oh, may I suggest a pegging?

What? No, no, no, no, no, no. We don't need a pegging. Oh, come on.

All the kids are doing it.

Pegging, a pegging. We want a pegging.

Ooh.

Now you're speaking my language.

No, no, no, no, no.

Fine. Have it your way.

But you don't know what you're missing.

How about a little boot worshipping then?

Show me how much you appreciate what you're about to receive.

Look, Celina, I didn't sign up for all this kinky shit. I just want the normal

stuff, you know? Like a little head, a little doggy.

Maybe a little backdoor action.

Well, then, get to work.

All right, this isn't going to be a threesome.

No, no, no. Come on, I'll be good.

I'm not going to pop your head up when you don't belong.

Come on, please.

Just let me have a little fun, too. Come on.

Get in the bed.

Come on, come on.

I'll be good, I promise. Just let me watch.

I'll help you put a condom on. I'll put the condom on you.

All right.

Well, where were we?

You were about to pay homage to your queen.

And in return, I was going to fuck the shit out of you.

Or vice versa.

Hold up, stud muffin.

Boots first, ass fucking later.

On your fucking knees, bitch.

Go ahead.

Start licking.

You can do better than that.

That's nice.

You want that pussy?

Yeah?

Then beg for it.

Please, Mr. Serlina, may I taste your pussy?

Really? Not that excited, are we?

Be more excited about it.

Please, Mr. Serlina, may I taste the most beautiful pussy in the galaxy?

Better. Now you're learning.

Okay.

Go ahead and taste that pretty little pussy.

You sure you don't want to let your friend out of the bag? He could lick the

front while you lick the back. Just saying.

Think I got this

Whose

pussy is that?

I'm gonna be a good little boy.

Tongue fuck it.

Tongue fuck it, second time.

Tongue fuck it good.

I can't hear you. Do you like that? Yeah, I love it. I love it.

I love it.

Oh, yes, Mrs. Salina.

Did you say mister?

I said mistress.

That's what I thought.

Oh,

thank

you, Mrs.

Salina.

Oh, fuck. May I see your tits?

Let's just try that.

Please,

let's just try that.

May I see your tits?

I'm sorry.

Fucking mother.

Take that fucking listen. Take it.

Something you fucking love it.

Shut up.

Thanks for working late tonight, kid.

My pleasure, sir.

The pleasure's all mine.

Oops, I dropped my pen.

Could you be a dear and pick that up for me?

Of course, sir.

You know, my back's not what it used to be anymore.

A little more to the left.

I can't see it. Oh, I can.

Best seat in the house.

Still up to your old tricks, you see.

Estrella, I heard you were back in town, preying on the young and the innocent.

Look who's talking.

Pot, meat kettle.

I always wondered why you had such young, virile interns.

Now I know.

What do you want, my dear?

Well... I was thinking, rather than me just choosing reader hosts at

random, it would be easier if you just rounded up the selection of your

unwanted.

You know, the really slutty ones.

Hookers, porn stars, rock band groupies.

And just get it over with.

One and done.

Now you know we can't do that.

It's your call.

I would hate to snatch up that doctor who's about to discover the cure for

cancer. Or that cute young file clerk who will grow up to be your first female

president. You have to understand, that's not how we do things here on

Earth. All men and women are created equal.

That's just how we do shit here.

Fine.

Have it your way.

I was going to say I would take your girlfriend next.

But something tells me you don't have one.

Found it.

Way to go, kid.

Enjoy your boy toy, Zed.

Up yours, too.

Bitch.

Well, who else is it going to be?

Who else's phone have you been blowing up?

Have you been messing with those other skanky-ass alien hoes?

No. No, I haven't. I just really miss you.

I miss you too.

But no need to get all clingy and shit.

And I better not hear that you've been sticking that little tongue of yours in

some Martian mack crack.

Oh, I haven't.

I haven't, I swear.

I have not done that.

All right.

So, uh, do you want a little sucky-sucky?

Yes, please.

Are you sure?

I'll let the milky way.

Thank God I'm not lactose intolerant.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

What's up with you two?

Y'all look like you got some pussy last night, grinning and shit. I know that

didn't happen.

So, what's up?

I had a dream last night, kid.

You mean the same old one?

Where LaRonna comes down for a visit, and then you're suckling on all them

titties? You say the same lame-ass joke about the Milky Way?

You mean that one?

That's the one.

Except this time it was different.

You mean you actually got it up this time? Would you cut it out?

Now, Kay's got a plan.

And it's a pretty damn good one.

We'll fill you in on the way down.

Down where?

You'll see, kid.

You'll see.

All right, sonny. Here's the deal.

Somebody keeps snatching up girls, but we're never there to catch them in the

act. Tell me something I don't know.

Well, what you don't know is we're gonna use you as bait so that when they snatch

you up, we'll be able to use your MIB tracking chip to find out where they

take you to and find the other victims, finally putting an end to the

Virginians' evil plot.

What are you talking about? I'm a dude.

They ain't gonna want me.

Not for long, slick.

Not the red button?

You said never press the red button?

This isn't a day to look like you said it was.

No, it's not, sport.

It's the pussifier.

Ingenious little device we borrowed from the Zarchromiums.

Changes the human chromosome.

It's gonna change your male Y into an X, therefore turning you into a woman.

No!

I don't wanna be a puppet. Get me the fuck outta here!

It's too late, kid.

It's already started.

Get me out of here!

This ought to be good.

Yep.

Hey!

Give me the fuck out of here!

Zed!

I don't want to be a girl!

I like my penis!

No!

I'll make this shit look good.

Oh, boy.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Y'all gonna have to change up your acronym.

MIB is gonna have to stand for Most Incredible Boutte.

Are you looking at this?

Bam!

We've created a monster.

Get him or her a new suit.

Get him a weapon and get it moving.

Let's go, kid.

OMG! Look at all the pretty guns!

Alright, pick something out. Let's get going.

Look at this one.

And how cute is this one? It'll fit so perfectly in my cute little purse.

Let's not make a career out of this.

Look how nice and shiny this one is.

Oh, and this? This shit right here? This shit right here?

I'm feeling this, baby.

This is the Mighty Squirt, choice of female MIB agents. This little baby

packs a wallop, shoots ten round plasma. Hold up.

It looks like a penis.

A tiny one at that.

Many people have made mention of its phallic appearance, but I assure you,

this little device is deadly, young man.

Well, I got news for you.

Size matters.

And all y'all men keep saying that shit. But now that I'm on the other side of

the fence, I can guarantee you, size definitely matters, baby.

Oh, don't look so dumbfounded.

It's true.

So now that we got that settled, how about you walk your little narrow ass on

out of here so that I can pick out my weapon in peace.

Go.

Fine, have it your way. I'll be at the car.

Size queen.

I heard that.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh my goodness.

Fucking unbelievable.

That is so...

Feels so fucking good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

What the fuck's going on here?

Out! Get out!

H&J, I'd heard you turn chick, but I had no idea.

Get out!

You know that's a neuralyzer, not an analyzer, right?

Frank, go.

Make sure you don't press the button when it's up there. That would not be

pretty. Frank, I'm not gonna tell you again.

What? Come on, at least let me watch.

Go!

Damn, that's some good pussy.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my goodness.

Shit. Fuck.

Shit.

Fuck.

Fuck.

You're so fucking incredible.

soup.

Fuck you.

Man, I did it.

Agent J, you are looking fine.

Cowabunga, I need some help.

Oh, come on, guys. Are you serious?

Really? Tag team, I call first.

Why don't y'all get your ass up out of here?

We could take turns.

That's messed up.

DP for you and me.

Ain't nothing funny.

Boo cocky.

Don't be such a dickhead.

Party in J's mouth.

Everybody's coming.

Damn. My brother can't even bust a nut. Not y'all fucking.

Oh, colors have changed your mind.

Hey, Jeff.

What up? You looking real good. Would you buy some new kicks or something?

Because you looking happy. You looking hella happy, baby.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Girl, look at you.

Looking fine and little motherfucker.

The things I could do for you, girl.

Don't be eyeballing me.

I said what?

Girl, you should let me turn you out. We could make crazy paper. What you say,

girl? What you say? I say I ain't no hoe.

I said what?

And you better get up out of my face before I bust that freaky looking head

of yours.

I'm driving.

We've been over this.

If I didn't let you drive the car before, why do you think I would now? No

women drive my car.

Oh, no, no, no, no, baby.

Not that old gas guzzler over there.

Check me out.

We going green, my man.

Absolutely not.

Oh, yeah. You didn't know?

We're going to start saving the planet.

One gallon at a time.

That's a chick car.

Oh, so you must want me to call Zed to put you in the pussifier then, huh?

Huh? What do you got to complain about?

Look at me.

Get your ass in the car.

Put your seatbelt on.

And don't be hatin'. This is MPG, not MPH.

And where we going anyways?

Going to visit our old friend Jeebs.

Feel like blasting somebody in the face. Oh, it sounds so dirty when you say it

like that.

Just drive kid just drive

Well, ding-dong, the pizza girl's here.

Long time no see.

Yeah, traveling the galaxy.

I feel like I'm young, so I can do that.

Well, if I do say you look simply edible.

All right, like, I've never heard that one before.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What can I do for you?

Uh, you know that bracelet?

The one that, like, lights up, saves the world.

I kind of need that.

Uh, oh, yeah, that one.

It's over here.

Uh... Do you have, uh, the

pod ticket?

No. I left that in my other spaceship.

Wow, bummer. I'm really sorry, but I'm not authorized to release an item

without... The ticket.

You're yanking my chain, right? You do know who my mother is.

Store policy.

But speaking of yanking and chains, I

think we can work something out.

All right. This is the way it's going to go down?

Hey, you know, it's a beautiful bracelet.

But if you want, I can wait here while you go get the ticket.

Right. That's like 17 light years away. You do realize that, right?

So there and back, we'll say three to six months.

Oh, my God. You're such a douche. No wonder people keep blowing off your

head. Yeah.

Speaking of blowing in head, shall we get this started?

Right. How about this? Bracelet first.

You don't trust me? Right, doesn't a bong bong trust a Glock?

You're right.

Here it is.

Good as new.

Ooh, yay.

So, how will you be paying?

Alright, I think we'll just call this one even.

Fine, fine. But I was thinking... Fine, if we're gonna do this, let's just do

this.

Alright.

Get this over with.

You, stand here.

What the hell is that thing?

Oh God.

Oh.

I don't think so.

Oh,

shit.

This pussy is so good

Yeah, that's it.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh, my God.

What the hell's going on here? Jeebs, you no good slimy piece of shit, get

your hands off my daughter. What?

Oh, Jay's going all postal in this motherfucker.

Get him, Kay.

That ain't gonna grow back so quick now, is it?

And you, young lady, what the hell are you thinking?

Fornicating with something like that?

Do you have any idea how many communicable diseases an alien like that

can carry?

Laura?

Who's that?

An old friend.

Wait, is she an agent?

Are you guys partners?

Something happened to Jay?

Kind of.

It's a long story.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Tell her. Tell her exactly what did happen to Agent Jay.

Go on.

Okay. We turned Agent Jay into a female.

to infiltrate the alien race that's snatching up the females and the aliens.

No way!

Jay, are you in there?

You make a pretty hot chick.

You should totally bang.

Hold up. I can still smell the lacropium spunk swirling around in your mouth.

How about you go wash that out with some mouthwash or something?

Yeah, because this is just getting a little too weird anyway for me.

Let's stick to the task at hand.

Jeebs, do you know anything about the missing females?

Jeebs, can you even hear what I'm saying to you?

God,

I hate when you do that.

Spell it, Jeebs.

It's breeding season for the virginias again.

They're on a rampage.

Tell me something I don't know. Where are they hiding?

I don't know.

Jeebs.

I swear, Kay, I don't know.

Okay, but you stay away from here.

Whatever you say, Kay.

Otherwise, I'll be back with a bigger gun.

a bit of class and stay away from bottom feeders. But I just wanted to get my

bracelet. Save it.

I've heard it all before.

Agent J?

What?

Agent J?

Well, I'll be damned.

It actually worked. Sneaky little fuckers, aren't they?

I'm heading back to MIB headquarters.

If I were you, young lady, I'd go right home and stay out of sight.

Jeeves?

Crazy fucking family.

Looks like they've

taken him into the Darlothian Quadrant. Get some men suited up and go teach that

bitch a lesson.

All right, men, ready yourselves.

You coming?

You know, I'm not as young as I used to be, and I think I'll just stay here and

hold down the fort.

Not so fast, Sonny.

I got something for you to hold on to.

All right, but you're going to miss all the fun.

Well, I'm sure you could take care of everything. We'll find something to do.

Besides, I know you can do a great job, so get in there and teach that bitch a

lesson, K.

Men in black, let's go show this bitch who she's fucking with.

Wow, how exciting.

I can't wait till I'm a full-fledged agent.

What more do I have to do for that to happen, Chief?

You're almost there, son.

You're almost there.

You like show tunes?

Super subtle.

Show tunes?

What a gearbox.

What do you think, top or bottom?

Piss off.

You two to the right. You two straight ahead. The rest here with me.

Gather up anything, even remotely female.

Get them to safety.

Let's sort the rest of them out on planet Earth.

Let's go.

All right, we're going in. Phase is unstunned.

Shit, sorry.

Wrong parody.

Nice.

No matter how grotesque it gets in there, we're going in.

We're gonna put down our thing.

Three, two, one.

Sounds like we have a little company.

Damn it.

Wrong button.

Three, two, one.

Everybody freeze.

Well, well. If it isn't the one and only Agent K.

How are you?

Estrella. Still up to no good, I see.

You know me.

I'm always D.T.F.

Ah,

yeah, I got it.

You young kids and your silly acronyms.

That's all fine and dandy, but what are we gonna do about this little

predicament we're in?

I don't know.

We could... Fuck.

Why is it always about breeding with you?

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. It's all you ever want to do.

You know there are more important things.

I said...

I want you... Alrighty

then.

Agents S, T, U, and V, take these girls back down to planet Earth. The rest of

you, you're with me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I like a gangbang just as much as any alien around here.

But tonight, I feel like a little pussy.

Leave me some.

All righty.

In the interest of intergalactic peace, I say we show these ladies good time.

So let's get in here and put our thing down.

That's more like it.

You really know how to treat a lady, Kay.

Uh, do you think you could, you know...

Thank you.

Come.

um

Oh fuck yeah.

See you.

Oh my fucking goodness.

oh oh

Oh shit.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no more.

Oh,

shit.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Thank you.

Thank you.

yeah yeah

Oh. Oh.

so you

Yeah.

Are you

still

there?

Oh shit.

Oh my goodness.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh my goodness.

Oh shit.

Oh

shit.

Oh shit.

um wow

The two of you want to reconvene to my private chambers for round two?

Oh, now that's what I'm talking about, baby.

We're going to have to take a rain check on that. We've got to get these girls

back to Earth as soon as possible, especially you.

What's the rush?

We've got to get you changed back.

Changed back to what?

That's a long story.

One you don't need to know.

I don't see what the big deal is. You know, I'm really starting to get used to

this. Trust me, Slick. You do not want to be in that body 28 days from now.

What happens 28 days from... Oh.

That's right, Slick. The gates of hell are about to open and teach you a whole

new word for pain.

It ain't gonna be pretty.

You think getting flushed was bad? It's nothing compared to that.

All righty, then. On that note, thank you for your hospitality.

You have a wonderful tongue, and your pussy tastes like honey. I really wish

we could have met under different circumstances, but I gotta go. See ya!

Estrella, until next time, please do try and stay out of trouble.

Zed? Zed?

Zed, is that you?

What do you want, K?

Zed, I got the kid down at the pod ready to change him back if you wanna...

Zed? Yes?

Well, Zed, you got a... You got a tail thing there.

Is that a Tupelian?

Oh, shit.

The cat's out of the bag.

Not you, dummy. Oh, boy.

Here.

Go on.

Be free.

I'm gonna go ahead and go.

Good idea.

Can we cuddle now? You promised.

Sure thing, kid.

First, you gotta do me a little favor.

Aw, you're gonna neuralize me, aren't you?

That's right, sweet cheeks.

We can't have a thing like this getting around now, can we?

Now, while you want to keep this memory for the rest of your life, you won't.

It's gonna be nothing more than a tingle in your loins and a stain in your

shorts. You're still gonna think of me as...

A devilishly handsome man.

But you'll never act on it.

Unless asked.

Are

you

sure

this is going to work,

Kay? It's gonna be fine.

You'll be back to your old self, lickety-split.

There's only one thing that ever really goes wrong, and, well, that hardly ever

happens. What's that?

You don't want to know, kid.

You don't want to know.

How you feeling there, slick?

I'm alright. Good. Good.

Check both your nuts. Make sure they came back. Sometimes that doesn't

happen. I'll see you upstairs.

Nuts.

Yeah!

Let's do this shit.

Let's make sure this shit still works.

All hail Jay, master of the zipper.

Please, oh great one, undo your magic fly and share with us your phallic

member. It would be my pleasure.

Yay, Jay!

Please let your bountiful penis rain its salty nectar so we may feed upon it.

Why don't you guys give me a hand with that?

It would be our honor.

There you go.

You want us to finger fuck ourselves, Jay?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh. You okay there, kid?

Oh, yeah.

I'm all right. I just jammed my finger a bit. That's all.

Shake it off. We got a galaxy to protect.

There's a bunch of bungholians down in Sector 4 at Uranus Bar and Grill.

Owner says they're shit-faced drunk and acting like real assholes.

It's about to hit the fan.

How about you head to the car, and then I'll come.

I'll come.

After.

Oh, man.

Sorry, ladies.

That was great and all, but I gotta go.

Jay, please don't leave us.

We need your sacred seed so that we may use its skin-enhancing powers.

Look, I promise I'll be back as soon as I can. And when I do, you'll have all

the sacred seeds you need, okay?

Peace out.

Brother, can't even bust nothing.

Thank you.