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[Glass shattering]

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You're doing it?

[Moaning]

- Oh, yeah. - That's right.

Feel it.

Get in there.

Okay. All right.

There you go.

You're doing it.

Okay. Oh, oh.

I just can't believe this.

I finally met the man of my dreams.

I know he's the one.

God. Put me through hell with all those men in my past.

So I would be ready for my Johnny.

Look at me.

Tell me you love me.

Oh, what?

Tell me you love me.

Baby I.

I. Oh!

Oh. Yes yes yes yes yes.

You are the best.

Yeah.

Yeah Mamacita.

You want to know something?

Sure.

No man's ever made me get off like that before.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

What can I say, baby?

I'm the goat.

[Laughter]

I think I'm ready for you to meet my mother.

Really?

Yeah. Don't you want to meet the woman who brought me into

this world?

I saw you two didn't really speak.

Well, maybe it's time we try.

What do you say?

Sure.

I want to take a shower.

You want some company?

Nope.

I gotta take a shit too.

Ew.

Oh.

He's such a man.

Oh.

Girl,

this is your shirt now.

[Phone ringing]

Yes. I will marry you.

Johnny Edwards.

[Phone ringing]

Mary Jane Edwards.

[Phone ringing]

Six messages from Chris.

[Phone ringing]

Hey, baby.

When are you coming over?

Mama misses your big, fat cock.

You two timing motherfucker.

[Tense music]

♪ You were fast asleep ♪

♪ When you been talking to me ♪

♪ You say I'm so crazy ♪

[Toilet flushing]

Damn Mary Jane. I'm showering.

What the fuck are you doing?

You told me you loved me.

I do love you.

You lying piece of shit!

Where did you even get this gun?

Don't try to change the subject.

No. No, baby.

No. Okay, I'm not trying.

I'm just saying I didn't know you owned this gun.

That's all.

Who's Chris?

Chris.

Who are you talking about?

Chris is my.

My my my my What?

My homeboy.

Okay. Chris is my homeboy.

You know Chris.

Yeah.

Okay. So when the fuck did your

homeboy start calling you mommy?

Okay.

I think Samantha called me.

[Gunshot]

Ah! Fuck!

Fuck, Mary Jane!

You're no different from the rest.

Ah, shit.

Baby.

She's nobody.

She's just a good fuck.

Fuck you!

- Wait, wait, wait. - What?

I thought I was meeting mom.

Fuck that bitch!

You know, she don't give a damn about me!

Wait wait wait wait wait.

What?

You take my breath away.

Oh.

I take your breath away.

Perfect choice of words.

[Gunshot]

[Upbeat music]

♪ Come what may ♪

♪ And come what might ♪

♪ All is gonna be all right ♪

♪ We dance ♪

♪ Through the sunshine ♪

♪ Through the rain ♪

♪ We dance ♪

♪ It's a joy I can't explain ♪

♪ And if you really want to ♪

♪ You can join our mind ♪

♪ Oh, we'll dance ♪

♪ Through the sunshine ♪

♪ Through the rain ♪

♪ We dance ♪

♪ Through the sunshine ♪

♪ Through the rain ♪

♪ We dance ♪

♪ It's a joy I can't explain ♪

♪ We dance ♪

Mary Jane.

What have you done?

Stop staring at me.

You've killed the fucker.

Ew.

Maybe he'll

wake up and forgive me.

Oh, God.

Bitch, he livin la vida nunca.

Livin la vida no mas.

Livin la vida no bueno.

God damn it! He dead!

Shit! You done killed him.

You done killed him.

He didn't even kill the pussy.

And you killed him.

Okay,

let's do this.

[Soft music]

Ew.

Um. Um.

Oh. Oh.

Okay.

Oh.

Damn!

Shit!

I probably shouldn't have fed you before I did this.

[Grunting]

Fat ass!

Stupid muscles.

[Music continues]

[Grunting]

[Music continues]

I don't like you enough for this shit.

Hey!

Hey! Are you alive?

Okay, good.

Okay. Just stay in here.

You'll be fine for now.

Just don't wake up.

And I won't have any problems.

Shit.

[Music continues]

[Indistinct]

Damnit Johnny.

There is so much blood.

It's scary.

[Indistinct]

[Music continues]

If you're gonna come back again, I'm kicking your ass.

This is not working.

Fuck it.

It's your shit now, girl.

Oh, girl,

you've done all you can do today.

It's your best work.

This is not the way I thought my day was gonna end.

Oh, fuck it.

Towel. Taking a bath at my house.

Bitch, snap the fuck out of it.

But

when it was good, it was good.

Maybe he was going to end things with her.

Girl,

he was showering.

And most likely he was going to tell you he was going home.

But you know damn well he was going to her crib after.

But I know he loved me.

Yeah,

and Cassie didn't eat Diddy's butthole.

Shut the fuck up.

What, are you, stupid?

Yeah. You're right.

He was never going to change.

They never do.

That a girl.

Now you're learning.

Hey, Stevie.

I'm gonna come in tonight.

Is that cool?

Bet. Okay.

See you then.

They'll never know.

They'll never know.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. You going on the first 48?

Shit.

[Upbeat music]

[Music continues]

He's alive.

Girl, what made you come in the club tonight?

Oh.

I needed to escape, bitch.

You too, huh?

I had to kick Greg out today.

Cheating bastard!

I caught him screwing his cousin in my bed.

Are you serious?

First or second?

Bitch doesn't matter which cousin it was.

My bad.

Oh, yeah.

Donny. No touching.

We done had this talk.

Oh, baby girl, you got me turned on so hard.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Kim, I'm so done with men.

Bitch. You say that every other week.

Oh, it's hitting now.

You want some?

You know damn well I don't play with that.

You're so lame.

She only does the devil's lettuce.

I am telling you that I hate men.

Join the club, bitch.

I think we should do something about it.

Preach. Honey.

Let me tell you what I'm going to do about it.

I'm going to invite all my exes over.

Ooh, a gang bang.

That's hot.

Let me find out you into that kinky shit.

No, you dumb bitch.

One at a time.

I'm only one woman.

I can take a train.

Oh, yeah?

And, Kim, if they haven't changed one bit.

I'm gonna kill him.

Yes, bitch!

I'm not crazy.

I'm just tired of being hurt.

Nobody fucks with Mary Jane,

any more.

Oh, hey.

Hey. No, no, don't don't.

Oh, Richie, you know the rules.

I'm clocking out.

Clocking out?

Yeah, go ahead and pay me.

You had an amazing time.

It was wild.

I was all over the place.

Flips, flails, flailing out.

Woo! Kicks, splits.

Money, baby money.

Pay me.

I don't do nothing for free.

You should have saw that act I just did for you.

The twerking was out of control.

I should be in a music video.

This is ridiculous.

No, girl.

I did all kinds of things.

Bye.

See you later, girl.

[Hip hop music]

When I tell you, baby.

I had him thinking.

I did all the things.

I told him.

I was dropping it, popping it, doing it like I was like.

I know that's right.

Well, I'll see you Friday, girl.

Let me get out of here, okay?

Okay. See you later, Angel.

Hey, mom.

It's me.

I was just calling to see how you were doing.

I didn't hear from you last week.

Even tho it's my birthday.

I know you're really busy.

I just was

calling to remind you.

Um, okay.

Well, I'd love to see you.

All right.

Bye.

Hey, mom.

Yeah. I'm good.

No. Don't worry.

Yeah, I'm fine, I promise.

Yeah, I know, I know, I'm lucky to have her by my side.

She's helped me a lot.

Okay. And that's why I love you.

Okay. I'll tell her you said hi.

I love you, too, mom.

Bye.

Jake. I'm home.

He hasn't taken any of his pills all week.

Jake.

Hey.

Everything okay?

Yeah. Everything's fine.

So I was thinking, instead of going out, we could actually

stay in tonight.

I bought spaghetti and a pound of cheese.

Oh, you know me so well.

Mhm.

Um, babe, have you been taking your pills?

Nia.

I'm only asking because I noticed that you hadn't taken

them in a week.

So what are you.

Eyeing my every move?

No, it's.

I'm just trying to make sure everything is good.

You don't have to get so defensive.

I'm sorry, babe.

I know you care.

I just I don't like talking about my meds.

It's not like it makes you any less of a man.

It's actually kind of sexy.

Really?

Yeah. There's nothing more sexy than a man who's concerned

about his mental health.

Babe. What's wrong?

I skipped therapy again today.

Okay. Um, there's always next week, right?

Yeah. I'll be there next week, I promise.

Good.

[Soft music]

Mary Jane.

Hey,

this is a surprise.

Fuck I missed your scent.

I missed you.

Missed these tits.

I missed your touch.

I missed his ass.

Okay.

All right.

What?

Can nothing romantic come out of your mouth?

Uh, Um.

I missed you.

Okay.

So shocked that you invited me over.

Why?

You remember why we stopped talking, right?

Not really.

Um. You caught me messing with Lina.

Oh.

That fucking plastic Barbie doll.

I'm glad you came to your senses and dumped her ass.

Uh, you know, we're still seeing each other, right?

What?

I thought you knew that.

If you're still seeing her, why are you here with me?

I thought you just missed the dick.

Oh.

My God, Mary Jane.

Stupid bitch!

You jackass!

Cunt! Whore!

Bitch! Mary Jane!

Oh!

Are you okay?

It's just sex.

Who cares?

Wait. Where are you, Mary Jane?

Where are you going,

Mary Jane?

Oh, man.

Girl.

He's already here.

Quit tripping.

What do you mean, quit tripping?

I mean, he doesn't deserve her pussy.

But this is all your fault.

You talked her into this girl.

We've always known who Dustin was.

Is. Period.

And you know damn well you missed the D.

So go on out there, have some

fun and do the deed as they say.

For shame.

Please

don't.

[Tense music]

Damn.

What is that smell?

I'm just gonna tell him to go home.

I can't do this.

Hey, Mary Jane.

I'm gonna head out.

You clearly still have issues.

Um, I don't know if it's that crazy Scorpio in you or what,

but, uh.

Yeah. Whatever.

He just called you crazy.

But.

[Upbeat music]

Oh this is hot.

Yeah, yeah.

Why did you put this back on?

About to leave.

Gonna leave.

You already knew what I wanted.

Why don't I give it to you now.

Yeah.

You look as good as I remember.

I remember everything.

I remember your favorite food.

This brings back memories.

Oh, sure.

I have something for you.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, I like this.

Hands behind your back.

Stay here.

You know exactly what I like.

That's right.

Oh, I remember these.

Anything? I bet you do.

Why do you think I still have them?

Oh.

Oh, I'm telling you, I remember everything.

You remember.

I do.

Yes.

Oh, I got one more thing.

Oh my God.

Hurry up.

I am, I am, I am.

Feet together.

Oh, yeah.

I know you like being tied up.

Just like you like it.

So sexy.

Turn around.

Mhm. One last thing.

One more.

It's the best part.

Okay.

Close your eyes.

No peeking.

Okay.

Promise?

I promise.

This, is the best, part.

[Tense music]

It's just blood.

[Dance music]

Hey there Sexy. I'm Alex.

Get lost.

You want to dance, Mama?

Not interested boy.

[All] Bye.

[Upbeat music]

Well, aren't you just a shining little star today?

Who, me?

Yes. Care to share what's

making you feel really happy today?

Well.

I just haven't felt this alive in a while.

Alive? Wow.

That's a strong word.

Care to share more?

Okay. Last night I went dancing with my home girls.

Kim and Angel and all these

guys just kept trying to get my attention.

And I felt so alive.

I didn't even entertain them.

The old me would have needed each and every one of them to

remind me how beautiful I am.

Do you think you're beautiful?

What kind of question is that?

Just that, a question?

So do you.

Last night I did.

Did anything particular last

night lead you to thinking that?

Oh, probably just a few drinks.

You said the old you.

Would basically need validation from me.

What can I say?

Men are my weakness.

Yes.

We've covered this.

I take it things are going well with you and Johnny.

So you didn't feel the need to

have men giving you that attention?

Oh, God no.

No. Fuck, Johnny.

We don't talk about him anymore.

Oh, really?

Just last week, you were raving about him.

Here's the thing.

I don't trust men.

None of them.

Including my father.

There it is.

What about your father?

What about him?

Um, he abandoned my mother and I when I was about ten.

And even before that, he wasn't really there.

So.

It broke my mom's heart.

And as a little girl, I just remember thinking she took it

out on me.

Do you think your father abandoning you led you to rely

on these men for something?

Yeah,

maybe.

Kind of.

I just remember my mother

begging for these men to love her.

And I always thought, why not leave her?

If you can't give her what she deserves.

How do you think that affected you and her's relationship?

I think if she had a son that really loved her,

that would have made a hell of a difference.

Something about a man that we need to fill our cups.

They can just go on and destroy hearts and move on.

And we're stuck putting back together the pieces.

Some of us aren't so lucky.

So what happened with Johnny?

Oh.

Well, back to that again.

Um.

He cheated on me.

Oh, Valerie.

It's Mary Jane.

Right? Sorry.

Mary Jane.

From now on, you screw with me and you gonna fuck around and

find out.

Well, what I gather from you is this has given you a valuable

learning experience.

You express more confidence than I've seen from you.

Because I have the power.

Women always have.

Period.

That's great.

I mean, you have come a long way.

There's something else.

Please. By all means.

Um.

If a person

gets really stressed out.

Is it normal for them to talk to themselves?

It happens

when one tends to feel lonely.

They create some things that

sometimes are never really there.

- I see. - How are the meds.

You haven't asked me to write you up a new prescription.

And they're great.

They're sitting there on my nightstand.

When I need a new prescription.

I will ask you for a refill.

I'll let you know.

Mary Jane,

what we need to hone more on,

is not letting a man cause you to feel anything dark?

What are you talking about?

We need to focus on the root of why you have allowed these men

to get so deep under your skin.

I believe it starts with your mother and father.

For fuck's sakes.

Is it so wrong for me to be frustrated that men won't live

up to their potential?

I mean, it's not fair for you to put them on a pedestal

they're not aware of.

Oh, my goodness.

Can a bitch just want her man to to be loyal, hard working

and beautiful.

I will not apologize for wanting what's best for me.

And that's okay.

But most women find that all the problems at the end of the

relationship were there from the very beginning.

Do you just ignore those red flags?

Sometimes.

Why is that?

Because men can change.

They can change.

Or you think you can change them?

Okay, I'm done with this.

I might not have a choice to be

here, you know, because of the courts.

But that does not mean that I will apologize when I'm the one

that's being hurt.

I don't deserve that.

I'm not saying that you do.

Yes you are.

Couples are supposed to grow

and evolve together.

Mary, Mary Jane.

I deserve to be loved.

I will not give up on love.

Sit back down, please.

No what screw you!

You're a woman.

What happened to women unite

and women understanding each other?

I'm on your side.

Please.

Yeah.

Remind me,

how much does the court force me to pay you

to be on my side?

Exactly.

I'm gonna blow this joint,

so I can light another one up somewhere else.

[Soft music]

[Soft music]

[Soft music]

[Coughing]

[Knocking on door]

[Knocking on door]

Mary Jane, I saw you.

I know damn well you're on the other side of the door.

Go away, Kim.

Bitch. I'm worried about you.

I'm fine, I promise.

Just go.

Girl. If you don't let me in,

I'm gonna break a window right now.

And you know I will.

What do you want, Kim?

Damn!

No, hey, Kim, I miss you.

How are you?

No.

Fuck.

I want you.

Uh, you better not make a mess.

I just cleaned my kitchen.

Just doing a bump.

Girl, what is that smell?

Uh,

maybe it's your coochie.

Nah, it's your coochie.

So what's up?

Stevie's pissed you haven't been in the club in over a week.

Just haven't felt like dancing in a moment.

Girl, I don't even know why you dance anymore.

Your house is paid off.

You hardly do anything.

So you must have a shitload in savings.

And you don't have a man, so no kids.

Bitch, says who?

Doing drugs on my counter at 9 a.m.

in front of my fruit.

Well, listen, I told Stevie you were having a rough period, and

you just won't stop bleeding, and so he's letting it slide.

But that shit can only go so far.

And you know damn well he's gonna want to make bank on that

- shit. Right? - Ew.

Geez, Kim again. 9 a.m. My fruit.

Trayvon went back to his baby mama.

Oh, no.

I'm sorry.

That asshole.

After everything that man has put you through, he just leaves

you like that.

Story of my life, right?

Okay.

Slow down.

Why? It's not like he gives a damn.

Fuck him.

He has made his bed.

Now you make yours.

Kim, he's not gonna stop his

life, so you better not stop yours.

He's probably out there right now living it up with some

other girl.

And trust me, she did not win a prize.

No offense, but should I be taking advice from someone like

you right now?

You like a hot mess.

Well,

I just haven't been feeling well, so there's that.

So I see.

Girl, what is that smell?

Where are you going?

By the way, you know who I saw

in the club last night with his boys?

Oh, Devonte.

What? Really.

Bro, I'm not playing.

What the fuck is that smell?

What did Devonte say?

Did he ask about me?

He did.

Girl, what's in there?

Okay.

So I was trying this new recipe, and I bought this big

ass fucking pig, and it's hanging in there right now.

And then I needed to clean it.

But I've been feeling too down, and I just couldn't bring

myself to do it.

So I need you to go in there.

Will you clean it for me?

Ew fuck no!

So, what did he say about me?

He asked me to give you his new number.

I'm texting it to you now.

He said to text him between 10 a.m.

and 5 p.m..

That's very specific.

Don't ask me.

Mary Jane, what is going on?

Nothing.

When was the last time you showered?

Three days ago.

MM. Girl, we are going to the spa Saturday.

We both deserve it.

Fuck Johnny and his little digit.

I just wish he had been different.

You'll find the one.

What about Jake?

Jake?

The one you once told me got away.

Oh. He made it clear that he didn't want to have anything to

do with me ever again.

Damn, that man was so fine.

Anyways, you got to start dating men his age and not all

these little boys.

Guys that age or my age don't want me.

So do you think I should call Devonte?

I'll do whatever you want, but nothing good has ever come from

digging out of the past.

Now throw that damn pig out and wash that pussy.

Oh.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Hey, Kim.

What's up?

You gonna find the right one, too?

And I promise I'll never let

another man ever hurt you again.

I love you.

Even though we both know that's one impossible task.

We'll see.

I love you.

Deuces.

Devonte.

Please, Lord, let him be a changed man.

As I sat there on the floor looking like dog shit, I

thought to myself, how did I end up in this precarious spot

starting a movement for women as their leader?

And then it hit me.

Who is the real Mary Jane?

Bitch, shut the fuck up and go call Devonte.

Okay.

[Hip hop music]

[Music continues]

That bitch Martha done come and ask me if I can come in on

my day off.

What?

I told her absolutely the fuck not.

Devonte. What the fuck, bro?

My sis just got you this job,

and you're gonna make her look bad.

I don't give a shit if Halle

Berry recommended me for this job.

I ain't no yes, man, and you know that shit.

Shit, if you trying to hold down a job, you gonna be.

I ain't gotta hold down shit

the hoe ask me to leave, so I left.

So, what's the game plan now?

Well, my mom just gave me some cash.

But you know, that ain't gonna

last me no more than a couple weeks.

So you still fucking with Charlene.

And hell no.

That bitch stay giving me crabs.

Damn for real?

Hell, yeah, man, I'm itching right now.

Fuck!

Hold on.

God damn.

Man. What hos calling you now?

Man, you already know,

man. If I can just get my hands on a couple thousand dollars.

But that'll be enough money to start up my detailing business.

Shit. Get a loan.

With what credit, motherfucker.

You still fuck with Jackie?

Damn, bro.

Who the fuck does this keep?

Oh, Mary Jane?

Mary Jane?

That sexy cougar, man.

She had a nice rack from what I remember.

And that ass.

Shut the fuck up, man.

Just saying.

Yeah, yeah.

Mary Jane, I've been waiting on this call.

Hang on.

[Soft music]

Wow. He's not trying to fuck me.

He actually seems just to be happy and relaxed here with me.

Shit.

I'd gut his ass right now, if I were you.

Don't. Don't listen to her.

Maybe he's a changed man and found God.

Yeah, maybe he has changed.

He grew up.

Oh, fuck.

I spoke too soon.

Okay, it's not important.

He just clicked ignore.

If it was someone he was

fucking, he would have let it ring.

Because that way he can lie and say he didn't see the call.

Oh, Mary Jane.

Mary Jane. Mary Jane.

Mary Jane.

Mhm.

You have no idea just how much I missed you.

You know that.

Really?

Yeah. I mean.

How'd we ever break up, anyway?

Oh.

Well, because you fucked my best friend Anna in the

backseat of my car, and then you ate up my best friend

Elizabeth in my closet same night.

Oh.

Sorry about that.

I believe the past is the past, and we all change and grow up.

Yeah, yeah.

For sure.

Yeah.

Maybe we can try again.

I'd love that.

Me too.

Listen, uh, why don't I go to the kitchen and, uh,

Get us some more popcorn, and then maybe you can find

something to watch.

And then after.

You can lead us into the bedroom.

You know what I'm saying?

Okay.

Okay. All right.

I'll be right back. All right.

[Dance music]

Hope Jesse likes this one.

[Phone ringing]

Girl, I hope you washed your stinky ass.

Guirl, shut the fuck up.

Guess who's over here.

Jake.

No! Jake and I will never be in the same room ever again.

My bad. Who?

Devonte.

Girl, get it.

He's changed.

I can really feel it.

He's changed.

He's been nothing but a gentleman.

Oh, that makes me so happy for you.

Yeah, I told you.

And here you are about.

To kill all your exes.

Wait, you remember me saying that?

Bitch, do you not know me?

I do meth, I do coke, and I drink, and I still can say the

alphabet backwards.

I'm a professional.

Get off my phone, Kim.

Goodbye.

Deuces.

I only killed two men.

That's no biggie,

Devonte?

What? Why are you calling me?

I can't ask her for the money

if she don't believe that I changed.

Okay. So do you want, do you want the money?

All right then.

You then stop calling, okay?

Look, man, you gotta trust me, okay?

Look, I know this chick like the back of my hand, okay?

All I gotta do is fuck the shit out of her, okay?

And then she gonna give me anything.

Motherfucker. Say what?

Shit.

Hey, baby.

How much did you hear that?

I didn't hear much at all.

I didn't even hear the part where you said I'd do anything

for you if you fuck the shit out of me.

I didn't hear that part either.

Okay. Fuck it. Look.

Me and my baby mama, we're behind on rent, and my baby

needs some diapers.

And that's my problem, because.

Well, you know, just kind of hoping, you know, maybe you can

loan a brother a couple dollars, you know.

And let me guess.

And that car that's parked outside,

that's your baby mama's too.

Yeah, so.

You're the same lowlife motherfucker I met years ago.

Get out!

Yo, Mary Jane, please.

Okay, look,

don't let my kid suffer because of my past, okay?

Oh, honey,

your past has nothing to do

with you being a low down scrub today.

Get a job.

Look,

how about

you let me lead you into the bedroom,

and let me remind you

just how much you would do anything for me.

Okay.

How about,

if you make me cum multiple times.

The money's yours

and I want to scream.

Can you do that for me?

I sure the fuck can.

Lead the way.

The bedroom's down the hallway on the right.

Mhm.

Come on, girl.

Hey yo, what's that smell?

Fuck is you doing?

Low life fucker.

You talking about I ain't changed.

You ain't changed!

I'm out.

I'm not crazy.

And especially when they were bad.

Help me.

Please help me!

No! Help me!

What the fuck?

God damn!

[Glass shattering]

The crazy bitch!

Stay back!

Somebody help me!

How the fuck are you still alive?

You made me this way!

[Phone ringing]

Hello.

Mary Jane.

Jake.

I don't know why I'm calling you.

I mean, I do.

I can't stop thinking about you.

You've been on my mind these last two weeks.

I have?

Is that crazy?

Shit.

Sorry. I didn't mean to use that word.

Come over.

Are you serious?

Yes. Right now.

I'm on my way.

[Eerie music]

Hey, where are you going?

Uh, some of my friends guys invited me out to the rodeo.

On a Thursday night.

That's what I said.

They wouldn't let into not letting me go.

I won't be gone too long.

Just three drinks.

Where's my kiss?

Sorry, babe.

What? You're going out with James and Timmy, right?

Yeah. Don't wait up.

Something's going on with him.

Motherfucker.

[Soft music]

Hey, Jake.

Hi.

My favorite perfume on you.

I know.

Come in.

Mary Jane, I want you to know I'm in therapy.

I've been taking my medication.

What about you?

What about me?

Oh, shit.

Sorry. I shouldn't just go straight into that.

But you are still in therapy, right?

Jake, you've.

Sorry.

You've just been here five seconds.

I'm just really nervous.

Why?

You're the only woman that can make my dick this hard while

just standing next to you.

Then what are we waiting for?

[Laughter]

Jeez.

What's that smell?

Oh.

Expired meat.

I need to take the trash out.

I'm so sick of everybody asking me about this.

People ask you this.

I'll take it out for you right now.

Oh, no.

No, no.

Um.

It's just that I'm so horny.

You don't want to make my kitty cat wait, do you?

Oh.

You're something else, you know that?

I can be a lot of things.

Mhm,

mhm.

Um.

Let me wash your shirt.

What?

It'll only take a second.

Yeah, it'll just take a second.

But why?

It's dirty.

Girl.

The only thing dirty about me right now are my thoughts.

Oh!

Jake. Jakey poo sweetie pie.

You know what I miss the most about you?

What's that?

Oh.

Our eyes, our connection.

The way.

Kim.

Oh, wait.

Who's Kim?

Are we having a threesome?

Oh.

No. No no, no.

I can create a threesome for you.

Oh, yeah.

I like that.

You. Me. Buttholes.

[Laughter]

It's three,

I love math.

Let me see where he really is.

Thank God I have his location.

What is he doing way out there?

Well, I'm about to go find out.

You want a hit?

Sure.

Mary Jane, I've never gotten over you.

I think about you at least once a day.

Really?

Then why did you leave me?

I never left you.

You left me.

Bull fucking shit.

Oh, really?

You don't remember biting off my ear?

[Sirens]

Oh my God, it hurts!

The pain is unreal!

She's crazy.

Jake,

is that you?

[Tense music]

Ma'am.

- Ma'am. Stay down. - What's going on?

Are you okay?

What's going on?

Where's Jake?

Ma'am.

Jake.

Mary Jane, you're crazy as fuck.

But I still love you, baby.

Ma'am? Ma'am, are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay, ma'am?

Jake.

Jake!

Ma'am.

I love you, baby.

It's just you and I, baby.

Wait,

we're not supposed to be talking.

We have restraining orders.

How can I forget about all of this?

Hey.

Listen, I understand if you blocked it out.

You just discovered.

You are, you know.

But it explains so much about what was going on between us at

that time.

I mean, more so you.

You're not crazy Mary Jane.

You know, the best part about being committed to that place

was meeting you,

made it all worth it.

I gotta go to the bathroom.

Oh.

Nothing is wrong with me.

I'm okay.

I know.

I mean, I know I'm not perfect,

but I'm fucking stable on the inside.

What if he's crazier than I am?

What if he's trying to kill me?

It's not in the kitchen.

Oh, God.

[Eerie music]

Oh.

See something?

[Knocking on door]

Jake,

I know you're in there.

Who are you in there with?

I'm not leaving.

Open the door.

[Tense music]

What are you doing?

Where's your shirt?

Are you cheating on me?

Cheating?

Yeah.

Oh, shut up bitch!

Cheating?

You got a fucking girlfriend?

We just made love.

Made love?

Wait a minute.

This is your ex, Mary Jane.

How did you know?

How did you know?

Well, I have my home girls.

Grace and Autumn stalk you before our first date.

And they found everything, including your nudes.

Nice tits, by the way.

Thank you, girl.

You know, my Homegirls Kim and Angel would have done

- the same thing. - Right?

Okay. Can we get back to you holding the damn gun?

I'll let you know what's going on.

Please. Your little boy toy over here ain't no different

than every other man out there.

I don't know why men just

cannot be honest from the beginning.

You know what I'm saying?

Like they just want to fucking be with us so bad that they

will lie through their damn teeth.

If you want to go and whore around, go find a bitch.

That's okay with that because they out there and I don't care

what your daddy's keep telling y'all.

Women like sex just as much as men do.

Am I right?

That's right girl.

Mhm. See, that's all I'm saying.

Clear communication.

Right? You know.

Conversation.

Listen to the words coming out of your damn mouth.

- Right. - And he lying to you.

And he lying to you.

I didn't know anything, but he ain't told me nothing.

How long y'all been fucking?

Just today, I called him.

He called me.

Oh, see, this is the shit I'm talking about

- right here. - Me too.

You know what?

We all could have been fucking.

[Indistinct]

- Look! - I like math.

Look!

I'm sorry to the both of you.

Yeah. Me too.

[Gunshot]

Jake, Jake, Jake, no!

[Indistinct]

I apologize in advance.

I can see what he sees in you.

You. Fine, fine.

He will always have Paris.

Everything's gonna be all right, Nia.

Mary Jane, please let me explain.

[Laughter]

Explain.

Explain what?

The proof is in the pudding, as they say.

I stayed with you as long as I could.

You pushed me out of your life.

We both would have gone to prison had we disobeyed the

judge's order.

[Shouting]

I don't want to hear that shit.

You have major psychotic issues.

I'm the one who found Doctor Webber.

Your therapist for you.

Yeah.

And she has been no help whatsoever.

I need to kill that bitch.

No.

No.

But you.

Please stop.

Jake.

Your girls lovely hubble.

What?

I'm. Jake.

Man, are you really losing it?

Ah!

Movie reference.

Damn, Jake.

I even know that, Barbra Streisand.

No Streisand, like sand on a beach.

Come on.

You used to be my homie.

Now you're acting like you don't even know me.

Well.

Oh no.

No no no no no no no no no.

Say good night to her, Jake.

Mary Jane.

Yes.

[Shouting and grunting]

[Dramatic music]

Jake do something.

[Gunshot] [Glass shattering]

I'm gonna call the cops.

No, no, no, wait!

No! You crazy bitch!

Why the fuck does it stink in here?

Nia, I want to hear what she has to say.

Why?

Please go on, Mary Jane.

Was I ever the one?

Yes.

[Gunshot]

I can play ball.

You were always the one.

Do you forgive me?

I can take a lot for you.

But I don't know how much more blood I have left to give.

Oh, Jake.

Oh.

Oh.

I shot you.

My bad.

Let's go clean that up.

I got band aids peroxide.

Oh.

You might need a shot.

[Soft music]

[Phone ringing]

Hello?

Hey, girl.

Hey.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Hoe, you don't think I can hear that sad ass music playing in

the background?

I just hope Jesse's

not cheating on me, girl.

That would break my heart.

I know you're just really worried because you really,

really like him.

I think I'm in love.

Now, now. What have you said to me?

Fuck. I used to tell you a lot of shit.

I need your advice.

Like I see you and Jake.

And you and Jake are like goals.

Oh. Thanks, babes.

And can I tell you one last thing?

Sure. But make it quick,

because me and Jake have a date.

Bitch, you called me.

I know.

Sorry.

I think Jessie might be bi.

Like I was going through his phone.

You know, like we do.

And I was going through his search history, and he was

looking up stuff for how to clean up his butthole for,

like, anal sex.

Okay, let's talk about this tomorrow.

Deal. I love you.

I love you, too.

And I want you to know that you deserve happiness.

Kisses.

Kisses.

[Tense music]

Let's go.

Hey, Jessie.

Hey, Mary Jane.

Come in.

Wait.

Remind me,

this stays between us, right?

Like Kim would never know.

Of course not.

Kim is my best friend.

I would never want to see her sad.

All right cool.

Wait. Where's that hot daddy you was telling me about?

Right here.

Fuck, now the party can begin.

[Soft music]

[Upbeat music]

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