Original subtitles

[opening theme music playing]

♪ Adventure time Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very Distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog And Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure time ♪

[whispering] Side Quests.

[Finn] So, have you got any overaggressive crab men

-whose only language is combat? -[man] No.

What about demon dogs with two heads,

and when you cut one off, two more go back in its place?

-[roaring] -Uh, no.

You got any spectacle skeletons?

-No. -A barn wizard?

No.

What about flaming ogre hordes?

Got any of those?

No.

Oh. Come on.

There's gotta be some reason to use this thing.

[sighs] Listen, kid, we have two things here

in the Sunshine Kingdom.

Perfect weather.

And fruity drinks.

-Oh, but what about-- -Shh.

Perfect weather,

fruity drinks, that's what we have.

[scoffs]

[pouting]

This globbin' place, has, like, no hero work.

Well, that's the whole point. No work.

It's a premium vacation resort.

I've been on the wait list for, like, five years.

So just relax.

Relax?

Yeah, I'll show you.

There's two modes.

There's half-relaxed.

[slurps]

Ah!

And max-relax.

You should try it.

[humming angrily]

Relax.

[grunts, sighs]

No.

Ah!

Ugh! Why doesn't anybody need any bleep blooping help?

[grunts] Dumb beach.

Who am I if I cannot help others?

[squeaking]

[gasps] You need something, little dude?

Finally,

[panting]

You sure are fast for a mouse.

Whoa!

[squeaking]

Sure, I can try.

It's been a while since I've done this, though.

Reach and pull.

[burps]

[squeaking]

Oops, my bad.

All right. See ya.

Need anything else, little mouse?

Oh.

Well, helping mice, check. Who else needs help?

[whistling]

[thudding]

[stressed voice] Ahhh! Open up!

You locked me out again!

I need help!

Help? I'mma roll up.

-[grunting] -Hey, I can help.

Oh, uh, who are you?

I'm Finn. A hero ready to help those in need.

Mmm. Wow.

Such spry limbs you have.

Uh, and medium quality teeth.

Very adequate.

Yeah? Who are you?

Oh, I happen to be Zeus, a god and protector

of the Sunshine Kingdom.

[gasps] God?

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes!

And there's actually something very important I need you for.

Shmow-zow! A god needs my help?

Of course.

Oh, excellent. Come on, Flip, follow me.

Yes!

This door is busting my butt.

Would you mind opening it?

As you wish.

[grunting]

Yes, he's in his prime!

What?

[grunts]

[gasps]

[panting]

Who is that sweaty guy?

That's Helios.

Hello!

What's up, Helios?

Get those gains, brother.

Helios is not just getting gains.

This is our sun chariot.

As long as he keeps pedaling, the sun will be out.

No way.

You guys are why it's always sunny at the Sunshine Kingdom.

Yeah, something like that.

[groans]

You see, Fun, keeping the weather perfect

all the time is hard work.

And if nobody's pedaling, who knows what could happen?

[people screaming]

Oh, no, no.

-Oh, my God. -Please help us.

Helios is still too tired to pedal.

Oh, help.

[weakly] Please.

You can count on me.

[people cheering in distance]

Cram, yeah!

I almost forgot your extra special helper crown.

Headgear.

[grunting]

You know, I like simple folk like him.

So trusting.

Yeah, has power like a summer cow.

[Finn grunting]

Well, we're gonna go do some God stuff.

Okey dokey.

[grunts]

Well, that worked out well.

I don't know why we use the stupid exercise bike

as our ship's power core.

Yeah, but now that we have that human sap, Flern,

we'll have our energy back up in no time.

Oh, yeah,

I can finally microwave those frozen burritos.

Yeah.

This one is much stronger than our last helpers.

[laughing]

-[both gasp] -[device beeps]

The microwave is back.

Yeah! Burrito!

[panting]

This is harder than I thought.

My hand's gone limp.

[pants]

-[power waning] -Oh, no, you don't.

Make it snow.

-[beeps] -Ooh! Add some lightning.

[both laughing]

Huh?

[people screaming in distance]

No, no, no.

[grunting]

[dance music playing]

[cheering]

-Drop and dance! Yes! -[chuckling excitedly]

[panting]

-[thunder rumbles] -[gasps, pants]

[dance music playing]

Must keep going.

[dance music continues]

[panting]

I gotta pee.

Oh, come on.

Oh.

[dance music powering down]

[toilet flushes]

Oh, phew.

Well, well, well.

You found a few of our past involuntary helpers.

Involuntary what?

You mean those ultra soft toilet paper rolls?

Uh, the giant pile of bones behind you.

What? [gasps]

You didn't notice you were wearing the same hat.

[gasps] What kind of gods are you?

We're not gods.

You're not?

Whoa!

Let me go, you grey shrimpo dorkos.

No, no, not until we've used every last drop

of your energy for our ship.

And the backup battery. [laughs]

[panting]

-[laughing] -[Helios] Loser.

All right. Let's take care of business.

Call Do-Daddy.

[phone ringing]

Aloha. Sunshine King. Oh, it's you.

The manager of the Sunshine Kingdom.

You're late.

Well, I hadn't heard from you in a while, so I...

Well, I thought we were chill.

No, it's not chill.

We're never chill.

[Helios] You think we're a joke because we're short?

[growls] Oh.

No! Our spaceship didn't have

enough juice to contact you, that's all.

Now pay up. Fork it over.

Or maybe you need a little reminder.

[beeps]

[Finn gasps]

The remote.

Stop, please turn it back.

You'll get the money, I promise.

Yeah, now you're talking.

[beeps]

[scoffs] Those heartless buffoons.

[gasps] Little mouse dude.

[hat clangs on floor]

[sighs in relief] Thank you.

And just so's you know, we ain't playing around...

If we don't get that money by tomorrow,

we're gonna blow this place up.

[makes explosion sound]

End the call.

[laughs] Did you see his face?

Huh? Who called that guy?

You messed with the wrong number.

-Hi-ya. -[both groan]

[Zeus gasps] The weather controller.

[Helios] Got it.

Hand it over.

Seriously, not even wearing undies?

-I like it breezy. -Gimme that!

-No! No! -Gimme! Gimme!

Come on give it up!

[all grunting]

[screaming]

Whoa!

-Give me that! -[grunting]

[yelling]

-[man] We want a refund. -[slurping]

Let go.

No!

[laughs] It's in my body.

What you gonna do about it?

[grunts, exclaims]

[burps]

I've got it!

Let's see.

How does this thing work?

[beeps]

Huh?

[all] Yeah! Alright!

Ah, perfect weather.

Fruity drinks.

[beach people cheering in distance]

Beautiful.

Now time to destroy this evil device.

Not so fast.

Hand the remote over.

-[male voice] Freeze! -Huh?

Intergalactic peace detective of galaxy Milky Way 3774.

You two are under arrest for your crimes.

Thank you for catching these two, Finn.

You've helped the whole universe today.

You are a true hero

[uplifting music playing]

Peace out.

Bye.

Wow. I'm beat.

Time to see what Jake's up to.

[gasps] Sweet!

[grunts]

Whoo-hoo!

Hey, bro, I'm back.

Max-relax.

[yawning]

Oh, Finn is back.

I guess he finally learned to relax.

Well, time for a hike.

What the...

What happened?

[closing theme song playing]

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies And bees ♪

♪ We can wander through Through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪