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Welcome. Wow.

You see all the decorations this time? Yes. Great job.

Well,

look, I even got a whiteboard for the election results.

Very nice.

Very nice. I mean,

we can invite the whole class, but none of them are RSVP.

You made fun of us. Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.

Don't worry about it.

Hey, if you don't care about the country, it's on them, right?

Screw them.

We've got to be part of the democratic process.

How good a country is that? That's it. That's the spirit. Yeah, true Americans.

Should we go to the kitchen and catch up some?

Oh, yes, absolutely.

Come on, let's go.

I'll show you.

Don't take too long. You want to know what's going on, right?

You don't want to miss the election results.

Seriously. The polls?

Man, those polls are crazy.

Oh, yeah.

Fred's definitely winning, though.

Come on. There's no way.

I mean, just look at the fucking... The statistics insist Lou's going to win.

Not in this past week. Oh, man. This morning I was checking out the polls.

I think you checked wrong, brother, because Fred's definitely going to be in

the lead. You'll see. Come on.

It's like overwhelming.

When was the last time you checked your sources?

Like an hour ago? What did they say? They said red was going to win?

They don't need to say red's going to win. I already know red's going to win.

I checked my sources. They said blue was going to win. That was like an hour ago,

too. We could make up that one. I mean, who knows what the media is really

trying to tell us.

Everything's fake news these days. All the fake news. What?

I'm telling you.

It's not red.

Huh? Either way, what we can definitely agree on is that no matter who wins,

democracy wins.

Put her there.

Put her there.

I can't believe no one else showed up for this.

Look, I mean, how exciting.

I'm so worried for our step-sons.

Really? Yes, me too.

Is someone going to show up?

I don't think anyone's showing up.

I don't know.

I remember back in the day.

Oh. We would have parties. We were wild.

Oh, my gosh. Trust me, I remember it. You were.

You were worse. I mean, really.

Excuse me.

You remember Cancun?

Those two hot guys? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Do you remember when we took them back

to the room? That's right, we did.

Oh, my goodness.

I think we just swapped them a little.

Yes, we did. A little bit or a lot.

Oh, stop.

Look, I'm just worried. This happened when we were 19.

And they're almost 19.

True. And they'll be leaving college soon.

Yeah. And she'll at least have the first kiss.

Yeah. Well, here's the thing.

I don't want to not have grandbabies. Don't you?

You want to have grandbabies, right? Yes, I do. Yes, absolutely.

Yeah, I'm so worried. And here's the thing.

We have to get them to start talking to girls.

How are we going to do that? Well, I have an idea.

That's here.

So, we could do Truth or Dare, election style, with the boys.

Tell me more.

You know, but like, make it more spicy, you know, because, you know, we have to

help them along, right?

Yes, they're leaving for college soon, and they need to have some experiences.

I'm worried Apollo hasn't even kissed a girl yet.

I know. I know. Same.

So... Well, see, here's the thing. Before they even kiss a girl, they have

to be able to talk to a girl. They're not even doing that. That's true.

They're acting like old men.

Everyone they invited was just good guy friends.

Really? And even they didn't show?

Even they didn't show.

Man. Come on. Don't you want grandchildren one day?

Well, yeah.

So what should we do?

I'm thinking the truth or dare.

Spicy aversion.

Maybe we could kick things up a notch. Maybe you could kiss my son and I could

kiss your son.

Well, I like the truth or dare part, but I'm a little worried that you're going

to take this farther than we would like to go. Oh, stop.

I'm cool.

I will remind you. You know, there are steps on this.

It's very awkward.

Little kissing part.

I mean, it still kind of works out, though. You kiss my steps. I want to

kiss your steps.

No? Okay.

But only one kiss.

Okay. Come on. We deserve a little fun, too.

Only one kiss. Sure. One kiss.

Okay. Okay.

Let's do it.

Looks like it's about to start.

Hey, so how's the watching going?

They're still counting the polls, but we'll see.

Yeah, how's it coming along?

It's going to be a tight race.

So, hey, before it starts, do you guys want to play a little game?

Might be more fun than this.

What could be more fun than picking the next present, Mom?

Yeah, seriously.

Okay,

so... We were talking in the kitchen, and we were thinking maybe a truth or

dare game?

That would be fun, you know?

So, whoever gets a state will write a point, and then the other team gets to

ask a question.

Truth or dare, obviously.

I don't know.

I played truth or dare with my mom.

Isn't that something you can have fun with your peers?

It's a party!

It's a party!

We should play a party game!

Yeah, what's the problem?

Don't you guys want to have a little fun when you're young?

This is fun.

This is excellent.

We can just see who's going to be our president.

Yeah, but they're not really counting states yet.

I mean, but then they will, right? And we don't want to... Yeah, but you don't

know how long he's going to drag on.

It's fine. It's totally cool.

I am not concerned whatsoever about playing for the JFF. Because, you know

what? I have the confidence and resolve to know that my side is going to win

anyway, so...

Yeah, we'll see about that.

We can't play a game.

Look, look, the blue team just got a state.

What's one state?

Oh, that's got to be one of many, my friend. Look, we can start now. Don't

you guys want to try it out? We can do a couple of rounds. Look, see?

The people have spoken.

People have lost puppies.

One state now.

Good job, guys.

Let's just get all of the rest of them. Oh, well, we will.

Hey, we're going to be good sports, aren't we, honey?

We are.

So, it's you guys' turn to ask us anything.

Truth or dare?

Should I?

What do you mean?

Truth.

Of course. Of course you would pick truth.

You guys.

No.

Yeah, the most fair and balanced I think too, right?

Alright, well, we said truth.

Okay, do you have a question?

We do, yes.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Good question. That's a good one. I don't know about that. This is a great

way to find out. I'm going to answer this one.

Oh, come on. Don't be silly.

You said you're truthful, right? You have to tell the truth. That's the game.

No. No. No. Okay.

Your mom could have known that already. See, that was simple. That was one

round. We did it.

Neither are you.

That's for either of us.

I don't care. I think we should watch and see what happens next.

Let's see here.

Okay.

That's a point for Red.

Yes. We're going to need a recount.

I told you. We know all of them.

All of them. Okay.

All right.

I guess it's your turn, Mom.

So, truth or dare?

I mean, big truth, so... Truth.

Oh,

all right.

This is exactly what they say. Part of your projection, right?

Come on, you can't think of anything.

I don't want you to ask. What do you want to ask your friend?

I don't want you to ask.

Mine.

What about... Have you ever kissed a girl?

No.

I don't even think I know this one.

So this will be interesting for both of us.

Does a cousin count?

Kissed your cousin? It was New Year's Eve. The ball dropped.

Oh my goodness. How old were you when it happened?

Oh my goodness.

Sometimes I don't want to know. It was just a peck. It was Happy New Year.

I don't know what to say. So that was your only kiss or first kiss?

Oh yeah, I don't get to ask questions.

Okay, fine, no. No, I've never kissed a girl. This is a fun game.

I've never kissed a girl.

Okay? Right?

So, point for point.

Okay. All right.

So, who do you guys want to see come out on top?

I'm just trying to make fun conversation because you boys are so awkward.

Right. I'm not awkward at all. I need to loosen up.

I'm asking a lot of your questions.

I don't like these questions too much. Oh, I know we're going to get this date,

so... I mean, this is going to get this date.

Oh,

for fuck's sake.

Really? I'm sorry.

Another point on the board.

Are we sure?

Are we sure about the final count? It's got to be so good.

See? This is getting easier and more fun, right?

That means that we're winning, yeah. I'm telling you, we're going to win on the

count. You want to ask him?

Wait. Truth or dare?

Truth.

I already knew what he was going to pick.

So you do have a question.

Have you ever touched a girl's boots?

Are you really going to do this right now?

Right in front of us? You said truth, man.

If you dare, baby.

Well,

I mean, it'd be weird if I never kissed a girl, but I've touched her boots. So

no, I've never touched a girl's boots.

Happy home.

I am as innocent as they get. I've never... You're just having fun.

It's fun.

The election's fun. It's fun.

In all fairness, that's second base, and if you haven't been to first base, it's

obvious that you haven't been. No, no, no. I didn't get a ground rule double,

if that's what you're saying.

Maybe we should teach them how the rules go outside of the elections.

Surprisingly, I'm not trying to steal anything with the way you guys are in

the election.

You literally just got that statement.

It should have been on. It's getting just heated. Whatever.

Okay, you know, democracy, right? It's democracy.

We can both have our own opinions and still be civil.

I swear to God, you're kind of like, bring your neck.

Easy now, easy.

Bring your own neck, because you may want to loosen your tie there, buddy.

Who is your best friend? Oh my gosh, I love your competitive nature, though.

I'm here for keeps and you know I want to keep this country safe.

Good for you. Don't we all?

I don't know.

It's freaking... It's the American way, right?

Guys,

look. Blue got a T.

Yes. I knew we would.

Here, I can write it.

Blue.

Okay, you guys know what that means.

It's okay.

Mother of a fudger.

He's having fun. They're sitting up now.

Okay. Take it over, baby.

Truth.

Again? Honey.

I just don't know if I'm ready to put air yet.

Have you ever seen a girl naked?

And the internet doesn't count in person.

I already knew it was going to go away.

Tell us. I mean, it's embarrassing, but I saw you naked in the shower one time.

Oh, honey.

I mean, that's natural. We've only been living together for your whole life.

I saw you naked in the shower.

You mean if I told her?

I mean, I was just embarrassed.

Like a quick glance?

That's another truth, right? Next time I get to tell you. Next date.

Next date. Oh my goodness.

Next date, I'll ask. Alright, so it looks like you guys are loosening up to

this game pretty quickly. I mean, no offense, this is hard.

You're very beautiful, Mom.

You guys are so sweet.

Yes, we got a point.

Oh my gosh. Give it to us. We're the winnings. Oh, I'm so sorry.

We gotta stay humble, too, though, right?

So it's our turn.

I didn't think there was going to be... You don't think there would be a return?

I mean, they have to pick it. Well, I know, but we get to pick Troubadours.

Whatever. You know what? I don't even care anymore dare, alright?

Dare. Alright, Nicky.

Since you're so frazzled, I dare you to come touch my boobs.

Kayla! Mom?

Oh, you guys. Come on, stop. Let's go talk for a minute.

Oh my gosh, you guys.

Excuse us.

She told me to.

What did I say?

What? Oh my goodness.

That's not what we talked about earlier.

Oh my gosh. I know. They're having fun. They're actually enjoying themselves and

they're kind of loosening up.

I realize that. This is good for them.

I know this.

Come on. They're going to college soon. I know. I want to give them all the

experiences they need to have before going to college.

I'm not sure.

Grabbing your titties was what I wanted for my son.

But they haven't even kissed a girl yet.

So I assumed that that would maybe lead into a little something.

Maybe we can compromise.

Okay.

How about...

Seven minutes in heaven. Remember when we used to play that game?

Come on. I remember the game.

Seven minutes is a little long.

Well, yeah, but you know how we did back in the day. How about... I know how we

did back in the day. That's why I know it's way too long. What if we got too

long?

Three minutes, maybe?

Would that work? Maybe three minutes.

I still feel like this is just a little bit.

pushing it.

Come on. Relax.

They need this. I know you.

They need this, though. And there are some ways in which to be respectful of

young men.

And they're good boys.

They are. They are good boys.

So, okay. Three minutes.

I'll agree to that, Kendra, but three minutes and keep it just to kissing.

Right. Let's do it. And you can count.

For three minutes.

Excellent, I will.

All right. Okay,

let's go. Okay,

we're back.

Maybe that gear was a little excessive.

So, we were thinking something else.

How about three minutes in heaven with Nikki?

And me.

What? Come on.

You're coming with us.

We already discussed them earlier.

Okay.

Set your timer. We'll watch your clock. Three minutes.

And then we'll call them back.

So they're really going to be in there for three minutes?

Yeah.

Yeah, I trust Kendra. Yeah, but I don't trust Nicky.

I know he's your son, man. I don't mean that to sound offensive. He's a good

boy. I know. He can control himself.

It's three really fast minutes. 2.5 left.

So it's almost over already.

Okay. I mean, if you say so, Miss Monroe.

We're just having some fun.

You guys are going off to college soon, and we thought you should have a good

time and a fun party.

Oh, I'm definitely having a good time. I mean, look at the scoreboard.

True. True. I am also excited. Sorry for you guys.

Come on, Mickey.

I don't know what this is. What are we doing?

It's three minutes in heaven.

You never played seven minutes in heaven?

So, like...

What are we going to be doing? Oh my gosh, stop.

We're just going to be making out.

That's all.

And whatever else you want to do.

Can I touch?

Oh. Of course you can touch me, Mickey.

Oh my God.

You can touch wherever you want.

Wow.

That's three minutes, Mickey.

That's a good three minutes.

So high, Mickey.

Yeah.

Don't be shy.

Do the things that you want to do to me.

Oh my god.

Oh my

god.

I've never even touched one of these before. This is amazing.

Oh yeah?

It's so wet.

Oh yeah.

Want to suck on it?

Yeah?

I'm sure that's what you can do.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

It tastes so good.

It's so fucking horny. Look at that crisp. God.

Blue!

up there and stall.

Yeah, time's up for sure.

Oh, yeah.

Hey! What did we do? It took you guys so long. It was only three minutes for two.

Okay, good, good.

That's amazing.

That's close to it there.

So, it's y'all's turn.

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's good. Oh, my gosh.

Okay.

All right.

They're turning out.

Truth or dare?

Dare. Yes, that's it.

Wow. I know, right?

All right.

Darren. Darren? Yeah, Darren.

I'm not really sure.

I didn't even think of Darren.

Why don't you guys just do what we did?

Yeah.

Maybe we could dare something else.

You'll be okay.

It's fine, Nikki.

It's fine.

Cool. We'll be counting.

Three minutes.

Hopefully you have a watch.

Maybe you can watch it on the screen.

Yeah, I just got to. Yeah, I don't have my glasses.

I'm there.

Yeah, you're going to have to take an eye on it. This is hard for me to see.

Oh, my gosh.

So, what do you think we're going to do in there?

I don't know.

Yeah? Did you like what we did in there?

Yeah, it was really cool.

Yeah? You seemed really nervous.

I saw a lot of firsts.

There, Ms. Hart.

Yeah, it's good though, right? Did you have fun?

No, I mean... I know, I know you're concerned about the election, but... I

thought also about my friend and also my... Nervous?

Don't worry, it's okay.

Yeah, that's... You're going to be fine. Wait more.

All right.

Don't worry, Ms. Monroe. We don't have to do anything.

I won't tell them.

Okay, no, it's all good. It's great. This is great.

Yeah. I mean, we're just going to kiss. So, completely fine.

I just need to take a breath.

No, no, no. Of course. Take one more minute.

Breathing. Okay.

It's good.

Everything's good.

Yeah? Yes.

Are you ready?

I think so.

I think... Yes. I'm good.

Okay. Very good.

Yes.

Deep breath. Yes. One more time.

You're going to get all right.

It's not too bad, right? No, not bad at all, no.

Oh,

God.

Is that too much?

Maybe just a little more.

um um um

You're my son's best friend. I shouldn't even be in here with you.

They came in here together, I mean.

It's only true.

True, they did.

Yes, true, they did.

And I know exactly what they did in here.

So, I could hear them in the other room.

I didn't mean it so wrong that we're doing the same.

You won't tell?

I won't tell anybody.

Okay, all right. Try again.

Maybe just a little bit more.

Oh, my God.

Yes,

plenty of time to just

ease off and relax, pump the brakes a little bit.

You know, you're so stressed.

Oh, I mean, yeah, it's the future of our country, we're talking about.

Yeah, I know.

What's up? Mickey, don't be so jolly. What are you doing, Mrs. Hart?

I mean, what we did in the kitchen.

Yeah, that was like the three minutes of heaven, right?

Yeah, but didn't it spark your interest?

Hmm?

You haven't been able to take your eyes off of that screen this whole time.

I love how passionate you are about this subject, but your

mother and I seem to think that something else is at risk.

It's the future of your little hands.

What about my mom and Paolo? They're going to be back in a minute or two.

They're supposed to be keeping time. They have no idea.

Because they're not going to come out until we tell them to come out. I know

that's the rule.

Just enjoy this whole few minutes in loose heaven.

Oh, and another point of glue. We got another steak.

You just keep your little eyes on me, okay?

Don't worry about it.

I'm having fun, baby.

You really need a woman in your life.

Everybody's got to be coming in at some time.

Thank you.

oh my

goodness

how long have we been in here i'm not sure oh we've been in here way too long

we should be going back Are you sure?

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, we should go see what everyone else is doing.

Okay, yeah. You're right. We should.

Definitely. All right.

Oh, such a rush.

Is that a boy?

Come on.

You can get more comfortable with that.

Huh? Don't worry about it. We control time.

Plus, you know how time flies.

When you're in there having fun.

I'm having just as much fun as we are, to be honest.

Kendra!

Oh my god! Mom, what are you doing?

Showing him something? I'm just teaching him a little thing or two. Showing him

what? Your mouth?

Um,

well, it looks like more than a thing or two. I'm sorry. Several things are true.

This is just like before.

I'm sorry.

Nikki, you're supposed to be my friend.

I'll show you a thing or two then.

What?

Oh my gosh, look what's gotten into you.

What's going on? How's it feel, Nikki?

Are you listening? Yeah. Excuse me. What's going on here?

Look what I got.

Oh, you think you're going to show me a thing or two? Oh, my God, Mom.

He's already seen me naked. I know what he looks like.

You know what?

Why are you so freaked out? Because he's my mom, you know.

You know, just, yeah,

you can watch and learn a couple of things. I don't want to watch my mom and

learn a couple of things.

Then watch me.

You know what?

I'm going to show you something.

Mom, wait.

I'm thinking we should up the stakes a little bit.

You suck on my son.

You're going to get full of nature.

I'll show you. Just like what happened before.

Oh my gosh, stop. I didn't

do

that too.

It's not the only way around.

Don't be so shy.

If they're going to do more, we're going to do more.

Okay, yeah.

Yeah, you know what?

That's right, baby.

It's so big. It's not that bad.

It's not like your mom is sucking your own cum, right?

Right. Yeah.

And plus, you're just losing anyway. Isn't that something to me? What? Come

on in.

How does this make you feel now?

Getting revenge.

Look at that pretty blonde hair at my mother's.

That's right there.

See the same thing, man.

Oh,

guys, stop.

Just try to be done with it.

This is pretty cool.

You think I'm doing a sick job, son?

No, Mom.

Well, how did you blow it up?

Oh, yeah, you naughty girl, you. Come here. You're so wet.

Am I wet?

Dripping. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my

god.

She's getting wet.

Kind of like that, huh?

It's okay.

I'm somewhere that you can't call.

What? Oh.

How do you like this, huh?

I feel so good.

Come

closer,

son.

Dude. Your mom.

Wait, no.

You like this song?

That's like a little bit, right?

No, hey, don't.

Your mom does a good job.

It's like, dude, your mom does a good job too. Yeah, but I'm not trying to.

Fuck.

It's just really.

Maybe this is a little much. You don't want to sit down? Sit down? Sit down.

Relax.

You've already come such a long way.

Come on. You know that you cannot.

I told you this would be fun.

Yeah, you hear that sound?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You have a sexy body.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my legs.

Oh, so strong.

Oh, yeah.

Come on. This is fucking... Show them what 69 is.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I'll be signing you.

So sweet blonde hair.

I'm so sick of this.

Okay.

Oh my god, her voice sounds so light.

I think it's fine.

Wow.

I can't perceive it.

Are you sure? Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Oh

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, let's do it.

Oh, yes.

You wanna eat my pussy, huh?

You're

so

sexy.

Oh, yes.

Facebook. Facebook.

Well, that was long enough.

Oh shit, sorry.

You come covered.

Hi.

Looks like your guy's leaving.

Told you so.

Hey,

I think they brought the color results.

I'm number one.

I think we did.