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We begin tonight with breaking news out of Joshua Tree. Seven friends who

traveled to the desert for a bachelor party have been reported missing.

Authorities say the group was expected to return home several days ago but

never arrived.

Friends and family have not received any calls or messages.

Authorities are now actively searching the area.

This is the last image posted to social media before the group disappeared.

This story has recently gone viral because the photo also features Ronnie

Gates, a micro-influencer known for his eccentric music videos.

Developing story, if anyone has any information on the missing parties,

please contact your local police department.

So it's come to my attention that one of my most loyal subscribers to Just for

Whores, Ronnie Gates.

He has gone missing along with some of his friends.

I will miss your money and your compliments.

Hashtag find Ronnie and don't forget to like and subscribe.

Ronnie Gates is not missing, okay? He is a fame whore.

It's a PR stunt.

I know the girl in the photo.

Yo, I met her in film school.

That's Danny.

If you haven't heard, Ronnie Gates is missing, and obviously don't give a

shit, because watch this.

Okay.

And that was the worst fucking song I've ever heard.

Right? You'd think, no, you'd pray that it's satire. But guess what?

It's not.

This is his real life. Look, I know we're all about separating.

the art from the artist.

But hear me out. I'm on the side of separating the artist from the fucking

planet. Okay?

Ronnie Gates fucking sucks and I don't care if he's missing.

Bro.

Look what I just caught Ronnie watching.

It's fucking Danny.

What you doing there, buddy?

Bro, did you know Danny has a Just For Whores account?

Yeah, I just didn't know that you jerk off to Danny.

Bro, I don't. You can tell her I said that shit, too. I just wonder, like, why

does she do this?

Probably because she needs to make money.

I think, secretly, somebody just wants to fuck Danny. Bro, fuck no. Yes, you

do, bro.

Yes, you fucking do, bro. No, I don't.

Give a fuck. Oh, do you think you made- you brought enough alcohol to a bachelor

party? You can't bring enough alcohol to a bachelor party, Danny. Everybody

fucking knows that, bro. Exactly fucking right. You ready for your life to be

over, buddy boy?

Why is Danny filming?

No, you know she'll be filming fucking everything.

Well, listen, this is your present for your bachelor party, all right? Yeah,

I'm filming your last hurrah with all your kind of okay-looking, great-looking

friends, and you can look back on it when you're miserable being married.

You're such a cheap ass bitch, Dana. I'm not cheap, and what if I get, like, an

alien in the sky in the desert or something? I'm gonna sell that shit for,

like, a million fucking dollars or some shit.

Bro, you know they fucking stage that shit. No, they don't. It's real.

Okay. Okay. No, I'm serious, so you fucking don't sage that shit, dude. I

believe you. I know about this shit.

I believe you 100%. Guys, why the fuck is Danny coming in the first place? This

is supposed to be a bachelor party.

You know Danny basically is a dick, right? Where?

I get it, but like Vegas or something? This is a bachelor party.

That's what I've been fucking saying this whole time, bro. Thank you. Both of

y'all can just stop stroking each other and just know that it's my bachelor

party, okay? It's mine.

And I want you guys here.

Joshua Tree?

Hey, you know what, guys?

Bring it in. Everyone, bring it the fuck in. Oh, Crew's got something to say.

I don't like what this is doing, though.

Going to Joshua Tree instead of Vegas is some real white people shit.

Come on. Hey, guys, this is about Trey. This is Trey's bachelor party. So we're

all going to go put a smile on our face and support him, all right? We're going

to go into the desert, take some mushrooms, see the wilderness.

Oh, my God.

Let's get the fuck out of here. Well, wait, who are you going with? Can I go

with you guys? I'm already in this. car what the fuck all right jackson i'm not

trying to i'm not trying to touch you i'll go with you but if you try can i

come with you all right let's get it all right well hurry up

about to be the danny blog all right so while they're talking out there i

literally am going to be stuck in the desert with like six fucking dudes i

forgot to bring my fucking vibrator so that's fucking great so i don't know

what i'm gonna do it's just like i'm not sure hurry up Oh, fuck!

What the fuck?

Ronnie's a piece of shit.

Okay, how the fuck far away is Joshua Tree?

I don't know, bro, like two and a half hours.

Three hours?

I don't know what to say about that. All I'm saying is Vegas is also like three

hours away, so why the fuck aren't we going there? You don't have to fucking

convince me, bro.

He's fucking gay.

Strippers, Joshua Tree.

Yeah, Tree's fucking pussy, bro.

It would be pretty fun.

I mean, why the fuck is Dani coming anyway? She's a fucking girl, dude.

Dude, she's pretty much one of the guys. She's a dude.

She's been hanging out with us forever.

Time. You know what time it is. Sing it, Dani. This is my favorite song.

You know Big Gorgeous? That's my favorite band.

Listen to this.

She still has a fucking pussy, bro.

Firecrash. You want to suck my wiener.

Firecrash. Your pussy ain't much cleaner than a drainage.

No, okay, maybe she is but like dude, she's like our little brother.

What are you talking about?

Like our little stepsister and I do subscribe

A noose around his neck? Wouldn't you like to know? You know! He jerks off to

her. How much are you even fucking paying for that? I don't know, like

fucking 30 bucks a month?

That's affordable.

Yeah. It's not bad.

It's crazy, dude. It would be like if I had a fucking OnlyHorse, and you were

fucking subscribed to that and jerking off to it. Dude, well, I'm pretty sure

if you were just for Horns, bro, you wouldn't be fucking doing all this and

doing all this, man.

She's doing all of that. Who is she doing all that to? I don't know, but I

just imagine it's me, and then I fucking come everywhere.

So we're gonna see an alien out there or what I'm hoping that you know about that

shit Yeah, dude aliens are fucking real It was it was it was I shit myself once

dude, I shit myself the other day You know just you know, you can't eat that

many pumpkin seeds cuz imagine yeah

Say it's like we're in the middle of Antarctica it's freezing cold and the

only sense of warmth around you

Then I'd fucking kill myself Fucking level

out bro.

It's gonna be like a two-hour fucking drive.

I'm gonna hit up Jackson We're gonna stop it like a bar close to the tree

Alright, they just texted, we're going to a bar. We're going to a bar?

Yeah. Why?

We are like 30 minutes away.

Ronnie's voracious alcohol withdrawal symptoms are kicking in, so he needs- Do

you want to stop at a bar?

Yeah. Okay, fine. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Okay. I bet.

Yeah, Jackson said they're going to pull over.

That fucking guy. Dude, speaking of Jackson, have you guys seen his bar

recently?

What? She is looking-

Busty dog!

I don't know if you saw it, but Team Jackson's mom is dead.

Oh, fuck!

Basically, these guys can't go one hour without going to a bar, and these two

fucktards are trying to get some real A-grade desert trash to suck their

dicks. You guys, they're trying to get the... Watch this. Look at what they're

fucking planning over here. Hey, chicas! Oh, my God.

What? What you doing over there? Come on, come on.

Come hang out with us. Bye.

Fine shots now, bartender.

Oh, my God.

Oh, they're actually getting up.

They are actually getting up. Oh, my God.

What's up?

Wow. You know I have a name, right? What is it?

Charles. Right, Charles.

Why don't you pour us up some fucking shots? Yeah, come on. Yeah.

Boys like tequila. That's what I got.

That's all he's got.

What do we got back here? I guess it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

Did you hear her? She literally said it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

Oh, my God.

Everyone drinks in the air. Yeah.

Celebrating my boy taking us to Joshua Tree.

Come on, baby boy.

Did you all see her going to Joshua Tree? Yeah, if you didn't hear, our

friend here is getting married.

Why not Vegas, then?

Zach! Jesus!

Fuck! Chill, guys. Come on. It's my last time, and I want to hang out with you

guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before he's down for life.

Hey!

Relax.

Mustaches, okay, not sure you know y'all heard about those teenagers that were

missing up there, right? Why the fuck we know about teenagers?

Two high schoolers went on a hike last week and never returned.

There's probably some fucking coyotes or something. Yeah It

wasn't aliens then what was it

guys? What the fuck are we talking about right now? We're at a bar.

It's his fucking bachelor

Goddamn. I do agree with you, Ronnie.

Thank you guys for the warning, but I think we'll have to pass on this one.

Yeah, sure.

Whatever. All right,

come over here. You got to look at it from my angle. Yeah.

You're sick.

What the fuck?

They made a pussy with the majority.

Yeah, this looks good. It's sitting on the carpet.

Got some money.

Danny, don't ask me questions like that. Fuck you, motherfucker.

We're out in Joshua Tree.

This is my new best friend.

What's your name?

My dad's Stevie Wonder.

Do you have a cigarette I can have? No, I beg.

I beg.

What are you doing?

What the fuck is this? God damn it, Danny. Go play documentaries somewhere

else for fuck's sake. Are you some kind of narc or something, bro? No, she's

just fucking dumb as fuck. Don't even pay attention to her. Seriously.

Fuck, man.

Here's some extra for that piece of shit filmmaker over here. God damn.

Where were you on the 9th of September 11th? Oh, get out of here, bro. Hey,

Jordan. What's good?

I got it.

You fuck.

Just be careful, I don't want to see any more kids end up on the news Let's go

y'all have a weapon

I can't pee in a bottle.

I have a fucking pussy, bitch. I can't pee in a bottle. Do you have a funnel?

Do you have a funnel?

Do you have a funnel? I'll sit on the funnel and put it in a bottle. That's

disgusting. I don't want to talk about this anymore.

Somebody help me, please.

I'm serious. I have to pee. Let's fucking go.

Okay. I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry.

I'm bipolar.

All right. Well, we're finally here, so let's fucking go. Oh, my God.

Guys,

help me unload these fucking bags.

Hey, bro, why don't you unload these nuts, fool? Come on.

Okay,

you all are really loving pissing together aren't you Yeah, thank you

Jackson. Give me my bear.

It's mine All right, all right, yo, I got a hundred bucks

for the first one Danny

What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?

Bro, I'm trying to get 200 bucks.

200 bucks? Fuck you, bro.

200 fucking bucks?

Man,

fuck you, dude.

What are you doing?

Stop. Fire pit here, too.

Hell yeah. I want to roast some wieners tonight.

Bro, you brought glizzies?

Dude, I always got them on me.

Hey, I've got at least two inches of glizzy on me at all times, brother.

Okay, stop talking about your tiny hot dog wiener, you fucking weird bitch.

Yeah, for real.

Dude,

bro, did you get the strippers?

Bro.

I don't like cornhole.

Cornhole?

Yeah, you know all about cornhole, Jack.

Alright, here's my room.

It's perfect I Come home fucking bathroom. Oh, I'm not sharing a fucking

bathroom with them.

Oh my god guys. I'm ready to get fucked up It's about to be Joshua Tree.

I don't give a fuck All right, hold on Who the fuck took my beer

I want vodka. I want vodka. I want vodka.

Get a drink and relax, though. You said get a jerk and relax? Get a drink and

relax. Oh, I was like, how do I get a jerk and relax?

It sucks, bro.

What is this?

Guys, guys, guys. I thought it was jizz.

Hey, I'm being sentimental real quick. Thank you guys for coming out. I really

appreciate it. Of course, Trey.

Of course, Trey. Thank you for coming, buddy.

Do a little dance for me right now come on back to the party dance, okay, okay

What are you doing?

Nothing. I'm just fucking chilling.

We're talking.

You're interrupting us, Danny.

Hang on.

What, Willie?

What, Willie? That was fucked up. What was the pong ball is that, dude?

Oh, in the other room. That's the pong ball.

Oh!

Hey, buddy!

Oh, my God.

You're fucking losing it. Sponsored by Levi's.

Oh my god.

Do you like the desert, Jordan?

Dude, get that camera out of my face, Danny.

The whole trip, the camera's just fucking on, on, on, Danny, Danny, Danny.

Eh, you're okay. Better look into the sky, though.

Okay, yeah.

How's your nuts?

They're not good at all.

Okay. Come on, bro. I only got one nut.

What do you mean?

It's where they keep the baby oil.

What is it?

Fucking sauna.

Okay,

I will find out. Okay, you're coming with me. Come on, come on. Let's go find

out. I love sauna. Fucking loser, bitch. This shit will get you right.

What is it?

This is how you sweat out all the toxins.

I've never been in a sauna before.

This looks like a fucking barn for animals.

I would love to have it.

Okay, hold on. I'm not going in there. Hell no, that shit is haunted as fuck.

You're dumb as fuck.

Why are y'all doing that shit?

It was the wind.

It was the wind. It's the wind.

I don't know about- Weather or sand or fucking deserts, okay? I don't know

about this shit.

This is not even a desert.

Why are you coming back over here?

Why are you alive?

Oh, no. Oh, my God. I had too much vodka because of this guy. It's a bachelor

party. Yes, yes.

Stop sitting like that. You ready to get his... There he is.

In his natural form.

What did you find over there, dog? There was nothing.

If you get this hole if you don't get it you'll never fuck again for ten years

If you eat shit, I'm dead

Oh my god, stop it.

I'm a doctor, let me check. Oh, check it out, crew.

Oh my god.

Did you guys see the statues over there?

That's way better than fucking Vegas, man.

Fuck!

Alright, chill out, bro. We're here now. I mean, shit.

This sucks.

I like your midriff right now, Jordan. It looks fantastic.

Fuck you up if you do that again. Oh my god, look.

Would you like to play a game?

Would you like to play a game? No, I wouldn't, you creepy bitch.

The cocaine.

You're ruining my video.

You're ruining my video.

Stop doing... Actually, you're ruining my video. You're ruining my video.

I don't care. All right, you guys, you guys, you guys.

It's time for the speech portion of the documentary about Trey.

We're all going to give a speech, yes?

And the first up is Jackson.

No. Yes.

It has to be you.

You're the sweetest one, so you got to go first.

I'm not the sweetest one here. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. Speech.

Speech. Speech.

Speech.

Speech. Speech. Speech. Speech.

I've seen a lot of women come and go.

Okay, that's enough.

Less of them come, most of them just leave you.

But I'm glad you found somebody that can, you know, hang out with your

intolerable ass without, you know, wanting to...

Murder you and Lee. No, I'm kidding. I love you.

They love each other.

Bro, it's been years we've been together.

Whoa, dude. You're together.

I always know.

Well, you did great.

Who's next?

Okay, Zach goes next. Sit your ass down. Sit your bitch ass down.

Zach,

Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach.

Alright, serious guys, serious.

We're all happy that you're getting married.

We never thought...

that you would find someone. We were all actually really worried about it.

So many group texts about it that you weren't in.

We're like, dude, we don't think you're gonna get married.

But, like, finally you found someone. They settled for you, you know?

And we're like, we're so happy for you and the lucky...

Lucky lady, you know?

She's awesome, we think.

She's great.

But, you know, now you get to, you know, be the breadwinner for a household and,

you know, bring home the sausage.

Did you hear that?

What the fuck? Wait, what was that?

What happened?

Bro, it sounded like it came from the sauna.

Did y'all hear that?

Let's go check it out. This could be the thing that makes us money.

You have to come with me, Trey. You stop it. You're getting an adventure in this.

Stay right there.

What if it's like a chupacabra or some shit like that, bro?

I don't want to go in there and see a monster. Trey, it's your bachelor party.

You're getting some adventure.

Come on. Jackson, let's go back. You wanted to see it earlier.

Let's go. Come on. Come on, Trey and Jackson.

Jackson wanted to see it earlier.

Well, we're gonna win a million dollars and y'all are gonna be here sucking each

other's socks.

You know why?

Alright, let's go this way, guys.

Alright,

let's see what's back here.

Wait,

why is the fucking sauna light on?

Automatic?

Okay, you go first bitch. You go first.

Okay, go first.

Weirdo. What is Asana? Did you see this? What is it? You hit yourself?

What is Asana?

Like you just like get hot in here?

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

You think people like buff in here?

What the fuck?

Why does this shit keep happening? It's not the fucking wind.

Are you fucking kidding me? You guys are... Why am I fucking going first?

Okay, Jesus Christ.

Fuck!

Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me right now?

Fucking sucks. Stop dancing.

You're a fucking asshole.

Fuck you. That fucking scared me.

I think y'all was brothers, man. Real shit.

That was not fucking cool.

Fuck you guys.

I've been seeing the worst. If you're love drunk, then I'm love sober. If

you're love blind, see through your cover. I'm not, I'm not going to church.

I'm not praying to God. Got these kids in my eyes, cause I've been seeing the

worst. You know I went to narrow for a heart like mine.

Caught up in the moment cause your love is blind.

Taking new perspectives, getting in your mind. Yeah, I'm thinking about the

memories we left behind. I'm not okay, and it won't change.

I'm not going to church. I'm not praying to her.

Got these tears in my eyes. Cause I've been seeing the water.

Bro,

I don't know what the fuck you're doing Robot

she's a robot.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh you're a robot All

right somebody else sit your ass down dog

Right there, dawg.

Yes, bro.

We're waiting on you, dawg.

Alright,

what you got, crew? Three words.

You can't talk, bro. You can't talk.

Lock it up.

Lock it up.

A bird?

A peacock?

Sucking dick.

Sucking two dicks.

Priest. Arrested! Arrested! Jail! What the fuck?

Police?

Um... Trey getting married, dude!

Oh, man!

Of course,

of course, yeah.

You're getting embarrassed.

Oh, bro.

That was pretty good, crew.

Let me tell you something.

Actually, I got nothing to say.

I got nothing to say.

Shut up! I'm bipolar.

You can't be tripping out before the strippers get here.

Are they coming?

Oh, phew, what the fuck, dude?

No, they're not coming.

No, no, no, no, no. No,

no,

no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

I don't think there's strippers coming here.

Hey, you guys. There's strippers coming here. Guys, shut the fuck up.

No.

Wait,

why are they saying no? I don't see what y'all mean. Why are they saying no?

Fuck off.

I'm going to kill every single one of you.

Oh, my God. Where the fuck are the shrooms at, bro? Didn't I give that shit

to you at the bar? No, you took it back from me, dog.

I hate them all.

Fuck off.

No, I didn't. I hate them all.

Seriously,

if there aren't going to be strippers, I'm going to suck someone's dick

tonight.

You're so crazy, bitch.

You want to do mushrooms, man?

No fucking way.

Are you going to let me do some, Ronnie?

Put the camera away.

Yeah, put that shit up anyway.

There's no fucking way dude, you can't beat shit Jackson No,

I did not hear shit this time you are just trying to scare me I'll go

investigate. Okay. Okay.

Let me go. Let me go see what this is

Do you hear that I Think I think it's a monster

and it's a big it's a Loch Ness monster and it's a big one Danny

Yo,

why is that house light on isn't that the guest house

Trey's supposed to stay in there, but he hasn't even been in there yet. Are you

all fucking with me?

I mean, I was, but I'm not.

Do you all want to check it out?

You're all pussies.

Alright, that's right.

Thank you.

That's true. Come on.

I feel like you all are fucking with me this whole time.

There's no one.

Trey is in that other house.

There's no way.

He's standing here. I'm telling you, dude, something weird is fucking

happening. Danny, you probably just left the light on, bro. Relax.

You just need to turn that camera off, dog. You're freaking yourself out.

See?

This is where Trey's staying.

It's actually, though, delightful. Okay, I'm sorry. It's just, like, weird. All

this weird shit keeps happening. I don't fucking get what's happening. Yeah, it's

because you're living behind the screen of that camera, dog. Like... Dude, just

kind of relax.

Chill out a little bit. We're here to have fun, remember?

Okay.

I mean, okay.

Yo, I got an idea.

Try to get the hot tub.

Okay. Yeah, let's- Yeah, let's- I forget- Okay, let's go to the hot tub.

Okay, okay. Word, word.

See,

like, this is a vibe.

Honestly, this is the best time that I've had on the trip. Like, I've been

trying to tell you. Honestly, this is the best time I've had on the trip. You

know? I love hot tubs. I haven't been in a hot tub in I don't even know how many

fucking years. This is the shit. I know.

I like jumping at the chains to get in a hot tub, bro.

You know?

Yeah, it was a good idea.

See, but this is what I'm telling you. Like, you deserve to, like, relax.

Like, why are you always running around with that camera anyway?

I just got out of fucking film school and I like filming shit. And one day

we're going to be fucking old and I don't want to, I want to look back and

be like, oh, I was cool.

Like, I don't know. Maybe we're not that cool, but we have fun times. I want to

document it. No, that's true.

That's true.

low-key it's cool that you like want to document everything yeah but what if we

look at the sky right now what if we actually get a alien or some yeah bro

you really think there's aliens out there obviously dude we could get

something yeah we we can get something going on you know what i mean yeah i

mean yeah i mean yeah i don't know no yeah i mean i you know

You know, I always want to tell you, I really like your hair.

You like my hair?

Yeah, it's really pretty.

It's fake. I have hair. No, stop.

No, I literally have hair. You can see that there's tracks. No, get out of

here. Yeah, you can see it right there. I don't even know what a track is.

It's just like in there. Yeah.

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Are you fucking filming me right now? Your phone? Is that your fucking phone?

Are you fucking kidding me? No, no, no. Yo, yo, yo. Chill, chill, chill, chill.

Can I explain myself?

No. No, no, no. Look, Ronnie put me on to you just for whores. I figured that

you and me, maybe we could make some content together. Get the fuck out of

here. You're fucking kidding me. No, stop. Get the fuck out of here. Danny,

Danny, you are overreacting. I'm going to drown you in this fucking pool, baby.

Get the fuck out of here.

All right, all right, fine, fine. All right, content, are you fucking kidding

me? Danny. Get the fuck out of here. Danny, Danny, fine.

God. That didn't fucking work.

Wait, where the fuck is Crew and Ronnie?

They did shrooms and left. What do you mean they did shrooms and left?

What are you laughing at?

Well, did you have another bag yeah, yeah, but still be one bag is like way

less cool than two bags, okay?

We're fucking camping

No, you you already brought the bags out we're going camping stop being a bitch

You have to know yourself on this fucking trip and

yes, come on All right, well,

I'll tell you what if we're going camping everybody's fucking tripping

I've never tripped before.

Uh-huh. You're about to, sunshine.

Okay, okay. Well, I've had enough. I've had enough. Good night, cup boy.

Good night, cup boy. All right, good night, fucking loser.

Hey, thanks for the great night, by the way. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Thanks for

the great night.

Hey, hey. Thank you.

And to the night. Night, Trey.

Bro, we gotta make this shit go viral as fuck.

You got this, dude. Does this look tight?

Bro, this shit looks gangster as fuck.

What about this shit?

On the dance floor, our bodies connect.

Electricity, yeah.

Girl, the connection is there.

I know you don't have to be scared.

I know now we're all alone.

Girl, now bounce that ass like a stripper pole.

I'll body like a telephone.

What?

An eventful day.

You all need to fucking cut it out.

Put my fucking bathroom light on.

They just love fucking with me. All right.

Danny.

Good night.

Fuck this shit, bro.

Fuck this shit.

This is that fucking white people shit I've been fucking talking about.

Ronnie.

Ronnie.

Ronnie.

Ronnie.

Dude, stop.

Stop playing, bro.

Ronnie, what are you doing?

I only have five seconds.

Oh, crew down, crew down.

Come here my darling he likes me

Don't let her tell you shit about me. Okay, but listen crew is so fucked up.

Crew's been like hammered for what? How long have we even been here? Two days?

This is our second day. This is our second day. This is our second day. Oh,

no, no, no, no, no.

Get off it. You don't live here.

I live here.

We're rocking I'll tell you what bro Ronnie when I see your ass, bro No

bag of mushrooms Are you gonna dangle that shit my face at the bar

and then you're gonna take that shit away brother hurt me That hurt me

Anyway,

why I see your ass again is on Look how much fun without you

Yeah, fuck you, bitch.

Left me hanging on my special day, man. And now he's making us go camping.

Yeah, and I mean, now they have to catch the route to me for your bullshit. We

slept all day, and now we woke up, immediately started drinking.

We're coming at you live from Trey's guest house.

Are you ready?

I'm gassed, yeah. Zach,

let me get inside your asshole.

Please, man.

Oh, come on.

Number one hit right there. He's like, the back massages I give him. You give

him back massages? No, he does not.

I give all my friends back massages. You don't give me any.

That's because you're a girl. You're gross.

I was going to say I'm not a girl, but okay.

Stinky. Stinky.

Stinky.

Stinky. Stinky. Stinky. Stinky.

Stinky.

Stinky.

Why the fuck is this here stop doing this shit to me

She's fucking tripping about a fucking

Y'all like actually you are confessional.

He's got a confession I love

you Trey Ronnie your baby back bitch

I'm gonna freak out. I've never done my

Excuse me, what?

All right, are we really going camping?

Yes. No, we're not.

The desert bear. Danny's going to get eaten by a bear.

Are there bears in the desert?

You're dressed like a bunny.

Bitch, you're dressed as a bunny.

Going fucking camping, Danny's going to get eaten by a bear.

So basically it's day two we're in the desert quote-unquote and I'm stuck here

with a bunch of idiots Hey watch it watch it we're not idiots campus

shit fucking sucks and where the fuck is Ronnie at bro where is he you bailed out

of my bachelor party he's fade on site he bailed he already took one bag of

fucking mushrooms you two assholes ran off with

Fuck you. I still don't understand what happened when you were out there.

Yeah, what the fuck did happen?

You're blacked out, you fucking fool.

Hold up, hold up, hold up.

He was telling me yesterday that he was like, I mean, he was convinced he was

going to fucking Uber to Vegas, bro.

Like, did he get a car to get away from you? What happened out there, dog?

You were with him.

No, you were. It wasn't like that.

You literally were with him.

I'm not his motherfuckers.

How do you misplace Ronnie?

Do you think he got an Uber or something?

He's holding him captive.

It's the aliens, bro.

I was about to say, the aliens took his ass off of him. They wouldn't have him.

You might be honest, though.

That was a joke. Oh, my God.

It's real aliens, bro.

That's where the fuck we are right now. By the way, guys, thank you for taking

us camping, Trey.

It's so much in the desert, so close that we are 150 feet away from the

Airbnb, and they have fucking tents here.

We're happy.

Goddamn sausage didn't want to go out.

Sorry.

This is fun. I'm having fun. Look how cozy I am. I'm comfortable in my tent

with a pisser about 100 feet away. Exactly. Yeah, yeah.

All right. Who's got a scary story?

All right. Let's hear a little scary story. Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach,

Zach. So Halloween night. I got a question.

I have like a legit question though. Yeah. So I've never done shrooms.

What is it?

Should I start?

Yeah.

Let me see.

Do you want some of these?

Don't be a bitch.

Yeah, come on. Should I do it? Yeah, take a couple. No, don't take the whole

bag. Danny, Danny, Danny. If I take some, bro.

Yeah. Hey,

hey. I'm doing more. I don't give a fuck. Danny, Danny, Danny. I need more.

You're doing like half the bag right now. What the fuck are you doing? I just

want to fucking experience my life. I thought they said there was going to be

like the northern lights on here too. They ain't northern lights for shit.

It's a life beyond life itself.

All right, hold on. Let me eat this real quick. Trey, come on. I know you want

some. Okay, you tripping, man. Yeah, man. You ready, Trey?

I'm just tripping right now.

Speak for your fucking shelf, dog.

I can't hold this.

You're fucked up, bro.

You're a piece of shit.

I guess you're going to explore

Can I hold the gun

It gives me powers it gives me power

Jordan how many needs do you have?

Enough for what?

I found them. I found them. If there was a shooting star, what would your wish

be? My wish? One wish.

I have a question.

Jordan?

What? When is it time?

What the fuck are you talking about, dude?

You like troops?

Yes.

Oh, my God.

You want a hug?

Oh, no. God damn it. We're all looking at the stars. I'm not even tripping, and

I get the fucking money.

We're looking at the stars. Zach, what's going on? My back.

My pussy. Oh, God. What did you guys say about this, dog? Dude, everyone's

tripping balls right now.

I haven't done any.

I don't even. As the most soberest person here. I kind of want to go now. I

want to go to the house. Yeah.

The time is

You two should kiss.

Give me a kiss on the cheek.

Holiday.

Oh my god, happy holidays.

Happy holidays. I love you. I love you too. Happy holidays.

There's a man over there.

There's a man over there.

What are you talking about?

There's a man over there.

Did you freaking me out?

Yeah,

I'm

sorry to feel this shit. Let's go inside. Come on Hey,

guess what? I'm gonna do that.

I'm gonna go in the tent

I'm going to go in the tent and make a confessional like a reality TV show.

Okay. Can you hear me?

No, I don't.

Jordan. Danny, chill. Jordan.

Jackson.

I'm going to go in the tent and do like a confessional like reality TV. Didn't

you just ask a question? Have fun. What is the question?

I'm going in there.

Okay. Do it. Okay. I can't wait. This is my time to shine.

This is my time now.

I am about to play you all a song.

So listen here, I'm all ears. Is this just what you wanted? Just let it out.

What's this about? This is your fucking moment. You can say you're sorry, but

you're not. It's too late for you.

Why the fuck did you do that to me? I'm fucking serious.

No. Who did that to me?

I know it wasn't you.

No.

You did it, Jordan. I know you did.

I know it wasn't Zach or Trey. They love me.

Shut the fuck up. What happened?

No.

It's not funny.

I know you fucking did that. I couldn't breathe.

Trey's supposed to be my friend.

Come on, let's go You

good sweetie

pie

No, it's all good

Curry, are you all right?

What are you talking about?

Bro,

you've been blacked out for days.

You've been blacked out for days.

What were you and Ronnie even doing out there the other night?

What kind of videos are you making?

Bro, yeah, wait, where the fuck is Ronnie at?

You said that he Ubered to Vegas, and he said he was telling you that. He told me

he was going to Uber to Vegas, but you know Ronnie, he'd just be saying shit

like that. I mean, it's been two days. I mean, I wouldn't put it past him. He

might have gone.

It's been two days. Did he go? Where did he go? You were with him.

Bro, I don't fucking know.

Honestly, we might need to call the cops or, like, an ambulance or something.

Call the cops or fucking tell them.

What? Yo, we got a bunch of drugs, and our buddy fucking tripped his balls off

and fucking walked out. Wow.

Yeah, I don't think that's gonna go over well.

Yeah.

Oh,

well, that would be helpful.

I agree.

Look for him.

He's in this circle. It says he's like in a one or two mile radius.

My surface is shit. I don't have the exact location.

So he's been tripping out in the desert alone for three fucking days? Why are

you fucking yelling at me? No, but I'm saying that's actually fucked up. I

think we have to go look for him.

Crew, what happened when y'all left? You don't remember anything?

Bro, we were making videos. I know, but what happened? You don't remember

anything?

Okay, let's go fucking look for him. Okay, let's look for him.

Do you even know, like, where you were at? I don't fucking know, dude.

Alright, alright, fine, fine, fine.

We're gonna have to pick a direction. I mean, like...

Dude, I don't know where the fuck he's at.

Okay, we know none of us know where he's at.

Yeah, bro. You two are probably going to have to go one way and we're probably

going to have to go another, dude.

You got your phones?

Yeah.

You guys, I don't want to split up, though.

Look, if we split up, we're going to find him a lot faster. I'll go with

crew.

I'm worried something actually is fucking happening to him now.

I'm actually fucking worried.

I'm actually worried right now.

He's been out there for three fucking days and he's been tripping fucking

mushrooms. This is like not a fucking joke.

Dude, the more we argue about it, the less we're gonna get done. Now y'all

wanna fucking listen to me, huh? Yeah, we're listening to you, crew, but we

didn't know. We really thought he was gone.

Whatever, dude. I'm looking for him. Okay, okay, go with him. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. You guys, dude, just take any other area. Okay, I guess we'll go this

way.

this is ridiculous dude no jackson jackson i thought it was a joke

and i genuinely thought when jordan said he was gonna go to vegas that he was

going to vegas right now it's not okay maybe we should call the cops i don't

know i think we just go all the way down here in the end yeah

like hopefully he's There's other Airbnbs and stuff out here, but he

didn't, like, meet some girl.

How does Crew keep getting this fucking blacked out?

How does he keep getting blacked out? He was drinking yesterday at 10 a.m.

He's gotta be okay, though, right?

Part of me felt like they were, like, fucking...

Fucking with us, and he's just been in the back, and it's just a big elaborate

prank or some shit I don't they wouldn't be you actually walking around like this

It is pretty though Just like you darling.

Oh, thank you. Let me take this for you. Yeah, sure. I don't know I don't wanna

hold it right now. I don't wanna hold your fucking camera Looking for our

friend who's lost in the desert. We don't know where that asshole is

It's so good. We don't know if he... Okay, that's actually fucked up.

But I just hope...

Ronnie did, man. I swear that was something.

Hey.

Hi. Oh, my God.

Did you guys order a dancer?

No, no.

No, I didn't.

Somebody did.

Fucking Ronnie, dude.

I heard someone's getting married.

He's getting married?

Yeah. Yeah, he's getting married.

No, bro, what?

You're not getting married?

Yes, yes, yes. I am getting married. I am getting married.

But we didn't order any strippers. That's the thing. Yeah, see, what?

Yeah, the thing is, we're sorry, but, like, we didn't order you.

Are you broke?

Oh, my God. That hurt.

No,

no, no. We're not broke. We're not broke. Well, someone's gonna have to pay

me. I just Ubered here. How much did they say they were gonna pay you?

500. Fuck.

Oh, my God. That wife's gonna kill me. Plus tip.

Oh, God. God damn it. She's gonna murder me.

Um, okay, uh, can... What do you think?

I mean, she's probably worth it, dude.

Yeah, I mean, this is not worth, like, fucking marriage. Okay, give us a

second, and we'll be right back. We'll figure this out.

Okay, remember the tip.

Dude, what are we gonna do about this? Look, I don't know, man. I don't know,

sorry. Fuck this.

Okay, wait. Someone has to pay for this. Well, I mean, my black guys ain't gonna

do it, because my back.

Dude,

she's going... Crazy, dude. Okay, I'm gonna pay for this, okay?

I'm gonna give you the money.

Yes, I'm gonna pay for it. But, like, dude, you're the only one, okay? But you

have to pay her. Because, dude, I can't go out there, dude. It's like God made

her in a fucking, like, gives out the boner factory. Like, you have to fucking

pay her. I can't. I will.

I will.

I will. Because you are right about that.

All right. Let's look.

Where the fuck is Trey, dude?

I can't even have money. He's probably in this fucking guest house right now.

Fucking the stripper.

It's fucking hot, dude.

What the fuck?

What the hell is he, dude?

What the fuck?

No, no, no!

All right, well... Bro, this shit goes for miles. Like, where the fuck...

You have no idea? You have no direction of where you guys went?

I think he's fucking with us, bro.

Well, what did it look like?

Like... I can't even fucking tell you, bro. Those fucking controls are fire.

Yeah, they probably were fire, bro. You ate my whole fucking bag.

The fuck what?

Bro, our boy is like out in the wilderness right now. Like, what are

you?

I'm not going to lie. I'm fucking scared right now.

I mean, like, what the fuck?

Look at all this shit, bro. Where the fuck are we supposed to go?

Dude, I'm kind of sketchy right now.

You might be.

Come on, let's just try another fucking direction.

Ronnie!

Ronnie!

I'm actually worried. I wasn't before. I thought it was a fucking joke. But the

location thing has me like all fucked up. I mean, I wouldn't put it past

Ronnie to just like pull this kind of shit, but... Alright, well now we're out

here in the dumbass fucking desert looking for our dumbass fucking friend.

He's out here somewhere.

Yeah, no, I know he's out here somewhere.

High ass. Well, where were you guys? What were you guys doing?

Bro, honestly, I think we got a video.

Video of what?

What were you guys doing, bro?

We're dead ass if we have a video.

You had a video this whole time? Why didn't you tell me, bro?

What the fuck?

Making some dumbass content shit again, bro.

Crew, what the fuck is that?

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Who what is We

should

go back cuz it's gonna be night soon and we should call the fucking cops. This is

not cool Everyone just fucked up and they're doing their own thing.

It's not okay.

I mean, maybe he's back at the house. Honestly, we were just

No, let's let's go back and let's call the fucking cops and fucking it look

there's fucking rattlesnake holes Like I don't fucking know is that I don't want

to be out here anymore. I'm not gonna lie Well,

it's about to be darkest find him Danny there's no point of us fighting about

this we need to go back and call the cops I wasn't into it before but like

there's no other option if we really don't find him his location is here And

so what? We just let him die in the fucking desert? No, I'm saying we go

back. It's about to be dark. Jackson, come back here. I'm so sick of you

always whining about shit, Danny. I'm not whining.

We have to fucking find him. I'm telling you.

Let's go back. It's about to be dark. Let's call the cops.

This is fucked.

This is fucked.

Crew's fucking blacked out.

He has no idea what's happening.

We're not going to find him.

We're not going to find him out there. Look how big this fucking desert is. It

can't be that big.

It is a desert!

It's huge!

I don't even think there was this much land left in 2020. That's true, that's

true. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell at you. It's okay, it's just I'm scared.

I know, me too.

I'm fucking... Well,

we just walked fucking five hours.

He's going to fucking show up.

It's gonna wear away. It's gonna show up.

Very funny very funny. Look at the prankster

What what is it?

Our friend

isn't fucking dead

Zach. Zach?

Zach, stop.

What the fuck is happening? Stop it. Stop fucking with us. What the fuck is

happening? Trey!

Stop it with me, bro. It's not fucking funny.

No. What are you doing? What are you doing?

Stop. What are you doing?

What the fuck?

What the fuck? What did you do?

What did you do?

My fucking God. What did you do? Crew, crew, what is happening?

What the fuck did you do? What the fuck did you do?

What did you do?

God,

what is happening? I'm out of this. What the fuck did you do?

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh fucking...

What's up with all you fuckers and filming everything?

God, she scared off me.

Sweet relief.

I'm gonna kill you.

I killed all your friends.

And I loved it.

It's nice to have it on you.

There's a man over there!

There's a man over there!

My time!

You're so fucking dumb.

You thought you had a chance?

A career in movies?

Put your legs down.

You remember that? You remember that? You remember that? You remember that?

Can I hold the chair?

No!

Check me down! Relax!

This is a party!

We're having a good time.

We're having a good time.

So?

Tell me, do you think Mom and Dad are, like, watching from the front? Shut up!

Don't fucking kick me!

It's so hard to find good health these days.

Supporting actresses, they just think of, shut up!

You're ruining my monologue!

It's so hard to find good help these days, and I don't think she's it, so

she's gotta go, you know?

Not sure when the rain will come for me

When the birds from the tree starts coming