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What are you up to?

I'm watching a new anime.

You're welcome to watch the show with me if you want.

Can you pass me that blanket, actually?

Oh,

shit. I don't know.

No,

I can't look at that.

Fuck.

Yay.

Hey, what are you up to?

I'm watching a new anime, Inuyasha, I think. Oh, shit. I didn't know you were

into anime.

I mean, I'm trying to. I feel like everyone's into it, and I've been, like,

slowly getting into it.

Nice, you're adapting.

I used to watch this all the time.

Really? Yeah, no, it's actually really sick.

Is it good?

It's awesome.

You're only on, like, episode two?

Something like that. I literally just started today.

It's pretty good though. I had like five friends recommend it.

You like it this far? Yeah.

I'm glad.

Did you get to the spider demon lady yet?

Oh, with the like nipple-less boobs?

Yeah,

there's a lot of that shit in here.

That's the whole reason you're watching this, right?

No, not at all. Pervert.

Where's my sister at?

I'll give you one guess.

She's at her boyfriend's house again.

She said she was dropping something off, but that was three hours ago, so I have

a feeling she flaked on me.

You've just been hanging out in a room for three hours?

Yes. What was I supposed to do? I didn't even know you were here.

Yeah. Well, you're welcome to watch the show with me if you want. Thanks. Just

don't spoil it, though. Okay. I promise.

But, yeah, I mean, is there, like, another anime I should watch after this?

I feel like I'm going to binge this in, like, two days.

Okay, well, if you're watching this for the reason I think you're watching this,

you're going to want to watch, uh, what is it called?

Monster Musume?

Monster Musume, okay. Yeah.

You'll really like it. I have a couple guy friends, and they have, um, body

pillows. No way.

I give you, like, six months before you're one of them. A body pillow?

I have an anime body pillow.

You already have a body pillow. No, I don't, but I do have a body pillow.

But it's, no, but it's like comfort, not, it's not anime girl.

Sure, sure.

I didn't even know, I thought you were just into like Pokemon or something, so.

I am into Pokemon.

Yeah. But, I mean, anime is my thing.

Really? I actually have a Pokemon tattoo, did you know about it?

It's a little bit pouring on. Oh my god.

Yeah.

Eevee's like the coolest Pokemon in my opinion. I agree.

What's your favorite Eeveelution?

I don't know.

I mean, as a kid, Flareon for sure.

Okay. Flareon, right?

Flareon?

I'm not sure.

So the opposite of mine?

Yeah.

I got this tattoo before I found out about the copypasta.

Fun fact.

Wait, what's the copypasta?

You don't want to know.

I do want to know. You don't want to know.

Okay, well, send me it later.

Okay, I will. It's, like, bad.

Oh, no. I'll tell you before we go on. I'll just let your mind wander. Okay.

Yeah, there's, like, ten evolutions now. I don't even keep up with the new ones,

really, but... We made more?

Yeah, there's, like, ten different evolutions.

What?

Because there's, like, different types now. There's, like, a dark type or

something. Oh, interesting.

I'm more old school.

Yeah. Like what, you like Emerald? Yeah, third generation, yeah.

That's the one I grew up playing.

The superior generation, I think.

Great. I didn't know you were cool like that.

Your sister never talks about you.

Yeah, she kind of hates me.

I mean, all siblings hate each other, right?

No, we get along, but I don't know.

We have our differences.

See, this right here.

You're probably imagining her naked on you.

I think I'm watching the censored version on accident.

What?

That's the best part.

Oh my god.

It's a YouTube rip because I can't afford a... You're kidding me?

No, because it costs money.

I could just give you my login next time.

I didn't know you were an anime nerd. Wait, really?

Yeah, sure.

Okay.

It's like it's nice talking to you. You never like...

Talk this much.

I know I feel like we've known each other for years, but We only ever see

each other when your sister's around.

It's fun.

Yeah Oh,

this is a really good part I've been waiting for this moment

because of the shit has been already spoiled for me Yeah part of it

What are you thinking?

I know. I don't know.

The thermostat is locked.

I literally can't change it. What is wrong with you guys?

It's not me. It's my fucking parents. They're crazy. I'm like, I'm an adult.

I should be able to set the thermostat right.

Right. That is crazy.

Yeah. Can you cost me that blanket, actually?

I'm kind of used to it, but then when someone mentions it, I start getting

cold. You hope so?

Oh my god, you have goosebumps!

I do.

I hope that's because you're cold.

It is!

Okay, well, like, I don't like getting a little closer and trying to, like, get

with you.

Thank you.

I think you'll just feel a lot more comfortable when we get closer together.

Okay.

Go grab a condom, I guess.

What? What do you mean?

Well, I thought we were about to have... Like, I don't know. I'm sorry. I thought

maybe we were about to do something. I mean, we were, but, like, we don't have

to use a condom.

Who uses condoms anyway? What?

Just let me go grab it really quick. Okay, whatever.

Don't be funny, man.

I mean, condoms just make everything less fun.

Well, I'm just going to grab it.

I have one, like, right here.

You're prepared, huh?

No, I just... It just kills the mood.

Whatever. It kills the mood?

Yeah.

Don't you like to have sex without a condom?

Sometimes.

felt the difference.

You know it's so much better. This is fucked.

We don't need that.

We don't need it.

We don't need it.

I promise you it's going to feel so much better just sliding into my pussy raw.

How long was I fucking without it?

Just for a little while.

Come on.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, you know you want it.

Holy shit. You know you want to fuck my pussy raw?

Oh my god, it feels so much better.

better like this.

Fuck. Oh, fuck yes.

Oh,

fuck yes, yes, yes, yes. Just found my pussy wrong.

Oh, fuck, that's so fucking good.

Oh, God.

I thought your cock was nice before. It's fucking incredible now.

Just keep going, please.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Fuck yeah.