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Where the fuck is he?

Oh, he's over here.

Is that him?

Yes.

There he is!

What's up, buddy? How are you? What's up, man? How are you, dude? Good. How

about you?

So I'm going to, like, I'm going to film the whole thing.

What do you think? I mean, come on. This is, like... Didn't you used to be a golf

prodigy back in the day? I did, but... Come on, man. You know what I've been

doing for the last fucking six years. How long has it been since you've swung

wrenches?

Well, this is 2019.

Yeah. This is... A while. Over ten years?

Since you played golf? 2005.

2005? Yeah.

I think you hit the guy.

Nice.

He's good, right?

He used to be on varsity in high school.

You want to show us your swing?

I haven't warmed up yet.

You can use one of our balls.

What club is this?

Sandwich?

Can I have a nine on you?

Oh, yeah.

This is a seven.

I'll take this.

Oh,

I got you. You don't mind? Oh.

Oh, I got.

Yes. Wow.

Are you on the team?

Not anymore.

What team are you on?

I'm on Beverly Hills High.

Oh, you're on Beverly Hills High? Yeah.

Nice. You guys are pretty good.

Thank you. I don't know why I know that. There's a lot of money over that way.

I'm 38 years old. There's a lot of money over that way.

We shall hit that guy.

Oh, my God.

You're, uh... Are you the captain?

I missed.

No.

Not yet.

He's coming back to golf?

I'm filming him, actually, because I'm trying to be, like, an influencer.

Oh, really?

That's cool. And I want to do his story back into golf.

Well, your answer gets... Rock it.

incredible great

stance

Mm-hmm.

It was my grandpa's putter and Ted and his... I'd like to give you a club.

I mean... Give me a thumb.

Give you the whole shaft.

Inspect.

Oh, my God.

Does...

I don't really meet people at the golf very much. This is awesome. Oh, that's

pretty good.

Well, I'm here all the time because it's the only place in a while to go because

I'm super grounded.

Yeah. Wait, she's ground?

Wait, can I just ask you a question?

How old are you? How old are you?

I'm 18.

Okay, thank God.

Yeah. Dude, I thought we were talking about an underage girl. I was like, we

have to go right now. Right? You're good. You are 18 years old.

Can I just say something?

I know there's a lot of people around, but this does not look 18.

I don't know if that's inappropriate, but... It looks really cute.

I mean, are you kidding? Oh shit, dude, we gotta go on our tea time, so I can

make two minutes.

Yeah. Do you want to come play with us? Yeah, sure.

Cool. Yeah, we can get two carts.

Alright, let's go. Let's do it.

You can put that stuff there.

Are you

sure you can drive?

Do you have a license?

Yeah.

Are we going the right way?

Alright, great, great. You guys know stuff.

I thought the cops were coming for me.

So you literally put the brake on and then you just walk away?

Wow.

Here's the

tease.

I'm just the caddy.

So what's your name?

I'm Gabby.

I'm Chuck. This is my friend Donnie.

I hope you don't mind if I film this.

No, it's fine.

I mean, again, I'm trying to be an influencer.

I know we're older, so maybe you could give us some tips on that.

Okay. Get hot girls playing golf. I guess that's the tip.

All right. Are you going to do the Happy Gilmore run?

No.

Okay. I don't know if I should wait because I don't know how powerful this

driver is.

Oh, because there's people walking.

How could you guys tell this was hole one? I don't know anything about it.

There's a sign over there that says one, but he also killed us.

Oh my god.

Dude, I don't think she's wearing underwear.

That was a great drive.

I didn't see... Did you get that? I got the swing. Sparks blew.

Sparks literally blew.

I was distracted.

Dude, did you see the sparks?

Uh, yeah, yeah.

That was a great swing. Wow. Real good.

Thank you.

Right into that tree.

Oh, you hit the tree?

Yeah. But two off the tee.

He really is happy.

Oh.

Oh.

Very nice.

Dude, that was sick.

That was sick.

Get as many as you want. We got a whole bucket.

So what did you get in trouble for?

I don't know. My mom thinks I'm a slut.

I think your

ball almost fell off.

Oh, go ahead.

So you're saying?

Yeah, sorry. Stand right here, dude. Let me get you in the story. My mom thinks

I'm a slut, so... Did you hear that? Her mom thinks she's a slut. Yeah, why? What

leads her to believe this?

I don't know. She went through my phone.

Yeah. She caught me in the act.

Like, I snuck some guy in my house, and she saw, and it was just like... She

caught you in the act of love?

Yeah. Or lust. Somebody's fucking this guy.

Seriously, what'd she say?

She just yelled at me and told me I was a slut.

What did she say to him?

Oh, he was gone. He didn't even stick around.

He just bolted. What did you say to her?

I didn't know what to say. You just said, oh, you're right, I am.

True. So she grounded you, so how come you're out here playing golf?

Oh, well, she supports golf, so I get to come here.

So I'm only in school and golf.

School, golf, and grounded?

Yeah, I get to meet people here.

Thanks for meeting us.

He's like, I'm trying to make him into a star. Don't you think he's got those

movie star good looks? Yeah, and a great swing.

Newly single.

Oh, newly single.

I mean, yes, but she still lives with me, so.

That's awful.

Yeah, tell me about it. That sucks. He was engaged to her and they broke up,

but she still fucking lives there.

You need to throw her out. I know, I'm trying, trust me.

This is up in two months, so... Well, I'm so sorry.

Okay.

Dude.

Get arrested for wearing that. Yeah.

Line up now. I'm on the call.

Oh, my God.

And actually, hold on, hold on.

Move in this way just a hair.

In this way.

Towards the ball.

There you go. Try that.

Let's see what happens.

Dude, it worked.

That's on the green.

That was better.

Dude, that was a great shot.

Wow, he's a good teacher.

He's like a golf guy. He grew up golf.

Alright, well, now what happens? We drive somewhere?

You have fun, kids.

Oh my god.

This is ridiculous.

Oh my god.

Are we going the right way?

Oh, shit.

Oh, I almost crashed into you guys.

Can you guys, like, do bumper sometimes?

Bumper cars?

Yeah.

Dude, she's totally into it. She's totally into it.

It's a wolf.

You found your ball. Yeah, I found my ball.

She knows her right stuff.

Yeah?

Gabby, before you swing, I know we just met, but Donnie and I really just need

to know.

Are you wearing underwear?

No. It didn't feel like it.

No, it's... I don't like to wear it. Oh my god.

Look for cops. Just look around for cops.

Let me block there.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Do that one more time. Do that one more

time.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

This is unbelievable.

Are you sure you're 18?

You promise you're over 18, right?

Say yes. I swear.

She swears. All my life.

Okay. Well, he just happens to be looking for a rebound.

Just saying.

Do you want to kiss him?

He hasn't kissed another girl in like 10 years.

Just kiss him.

Oh my god, okay. We better pretend like we're playing golf or something.

What's that?

Oh, the boner?

Oh my god.

Wow, dude.

Why do we get so lucky?

This is why we should always play at this fucking range.

Is every girl like you here?

Oh, my gosh. Nice.

Wow.

Oh, shit. Sorry.

I almost crashed.

Don't let me interrupt that tender moment, though.

Did I ruin the moment?

Sorry.

But something tells me you're a bit of an exhibitionist. You kind of like being

filmed.

Yeah, I do. A lot. You do.

Have you before?

Um... Hi.

Hi.

Are you

really that

wet? I'm so wet right now. Why?

I don't know.

Wait, what'd I miss? What'd I miss?

Did you see her boobs?

Did I miss her boobs yet? Oh, I haven't yet.

Can we maybe later?

If we're really lucky and we're really good, can we see the boobs? If you get a

whole money to.

Gang!

We're there.

What?

She's just...

Positively moist all over the club.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Really?

Really?

Great swing.

Oh, that's the member's bounce.

Good bounce?

Speaking of bounce, okay, real quick, bounce.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Jinx, dude, jinx.

This can't be real.

This is insane.

There's no one around.

Oh, there's one guy.

Oh my god, dude, you already... She's all about it.

Oh my god, are you going to show the titties?

Are you?

Oh my god.

This is out of fucking... Are you looking for cops, dude? Because I can't

be looking for cops right now. Not really.

Put them away, put them away. Let me get a better angle.

Sorry, I'm just learning.

Donnie, please walk this fucking car.

there's one guy over there he's looking the other way we're good no one's on

that side all right if you take one step to this way we'll get out of the shadow

yes now let the sunlight on those boobies oh turn them towards me

are you getting it look over there is anyone over there no all right show me

show me yes you see someone

I think he's on the wrong hole, but let's finish this hole.

Wait, wait, wait.

Is he looking? Is he looking?

Johnny, just motorboat real fast. Motorboat.

Just get a real motorboat.

Oh, my God.

If you hit this putt, I'll give you 100. You know what? Actually, if you hit

this, I'm going to let you suck my cock.

Was that? Sorry, did I? Was that too much?

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God, oh my God.

This is what life's all about, YOLO.

That's what you kids are teaching me.

Let me see this.

Okay, here's the deal. What if I make this?

Well, if you make this, you get to eat her out.

Okay.

I think he's going to make it.

He made it. Well, but she gets a rebuttal, right? Because if she hits

this, then you both have to do oral on each other.

Really? Yeah.

It's like a double reverse negative cancel out giving.

I had my shoelaces crossed.

Oh, she got it!

Ow. Boom shaka laka, boom shaka laka.

Let's go back to the carts for a second.

Even the local police department.

Oh my gosh, this is... Yes,

she is sucking your... Sucking the tugging.

All right, Donnie, your job is to look out for people.

My job is to film.

I think we're good, right?

Wow.

Wow. Yeah.

We just met her.

You're the coolest chick we've ever met on a golf course.

Granted, we haven't been on a golf course in 10 years.

I've been on a lot of... In the game of golf.

Oh, my God.

You can't.

It's like your mind says one thing, but your body says another.

Right?

Because... Dude, dude, say hi to the guys.

Say hi to the guys.

Guys, look at this.

This is another Tuesday in L.A. It's totally normal.

I'd stand up and just jerk him. I think if you're standing, it's less... It's

less obvious. Yeah.

Oh, that's better.

You guys... Yeah.

I'm so glad we're getting you over your ex-wife or fiance or whatever the fuck

that bitch was.

Fuck her.

Again, dude, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call her a bitch.

Is there anyone teeing off behind us?

Here,

why don't you guys sit in the cart and maybe you can finger her pussy.

Yeah?

Did you do both gear shifts?

Can we see her pussy again?

Oh my god, dude.

Move your hand, move your hand.

Yes!

This is what I'm talking about. Let's just do this for 30 seconds.

I hope my wife forgives me if I get a boner.

Well, I'm not going to hand down to my boner. Oh, okay.

Dude,

yes.

It's a great way to get over your fucking bitch fiance.

Right, it is. This is a hotter, younger, cooler girl.

Right.

Really hot and really young.

Yes. I agree.

Move that left hand, babe.

Yes, yes.

Sorry, I'm all about the angle, you know, you understand.

You do?

Film yourself, I mean.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Someone needs to watch out for people.

I think we're good.

Can we see those tits real fast?

Please?

Oh.

Oh my god.

Wait, people are looking?

Is that what he said?

Unbelievable. This can't be real.

I can't crash.

Yeah, we're right there, right where you are.

Right where you are, yeah.

This is... This is just... Is this really happening?

I knew it was something.

Show me your face, darling.

You do like being an exhibitionist, don't you?

Here,

you guys. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. What the fuck? Stop.

Oh, my.

Stop.

Oh, my God.

Are you jizzing?

Are you jizzing?

Are you?

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yes.

Yes.

Look at that. Look at that.

That was so hot.

Oh, it's dripping out. Oh my God.

Oh my God. It's on her leg, Chuck. Go get it.

Oh yeah, she's... Oh my God.

Dude, that will get you over your fucking ex-girlfriend.

Nice cream pie.

Let me see it from the front. Let me see it from the front.

Donnie, you're still looking for cops, right?

Pull up a little higher, babe.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

This is fucking wild.

Do you guys want to keep playing golf or do you want to...

Go fuck somewhere. I'm done with this. I want to go fuck.

Oh, wow. Well, whose house are we? We can't go to Donnie's house.

No, of course not. Why not?

She's there.

Can we go to your house? Let's just go.

Can we go to your house? I live with my parents.

All right, you guys can come to my house.

You can come fuck in my house. Yeah. But can I just keep filming it? Can I keep

filming?

Oh, great.

All right, fuck it. Let's go. Let's go.

My name is such a fucking cock so bad.

You're crazy.

Oh, my God.

In my yard?

You're out of control.

Dude.

What if the neighbors?

This is fucking crazy.

You guys already fucked around on the golf course, but I live here.

Look at my phone look at my phone

it produced aren't you glad you went back after a decade away it's like this

every time we gotta go every day right i'm always there all right let's get

inside before i get a view come on

Fuck yeah.

Don't miss a second of this.

What if we post this on the internet?

That would be wild.

Would you be okay with that?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah? You would fucking have to just go wild just like us.

I'm literally speechless.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Check out her eyes on the camera. Look at the camera.

Look at that. Oh, my gosh.

Wow.

You are wild.

That was kind of girl. I didn't know 19-year-olds could suck dick like that.

Oh, shit. Let me take these off.

Dude,

can you take her clothes off?

Yeah, fuck yeah. Stand up.

Not reveal.

Oh my God.

All right. We got a big moment.

What size?

Some big size.

Yes, please.

Oh my God.

Dude, do it again. Do it again.

Let's just do a couple reveals for the phone. It's just incredible.

Yes.

Hold on. I fucked that one up. One more. One more.

Let's do it again. Ready?

Yes!

You don't even understand.

Oh, yeah.

The

guys

are never going to believe this.

Yes, just like

It's like a modern fresco.

Fucking gorgeous.

It's mesmerizing, it's inspiring, it's tantalizing.

Oh my gosh.

I'm perspiring.

Same.

Look at those titties. Can you do like a little jiggly? Oh my god, yes.

Do it again, do it again.

Have you always had those?

Always.

Stuck with them.

For 19 years.

You came out with big titties.

That's so fucking creepy.

I'm trying to turn this focus back to me.

Oh,

Gabby.

Gabby. Do you have any messages for Donnie's friends? Hi Donnie's friends.

He knows how to eat a pussy.

That's like the best endorsement you can get.

Let me take a closer look at this.

Dude.

Four!

Dude, she is twitching.

Do you think you can... I'm about to come.

Donnie, won't your life be complete?

I would say so.

Let's see your face, darling.

Sorry, it's just so good. No, enjoy, enjoy.

Look up to the sky like that. Do whatever you gotta do.

You just look amazing.

You don't have to tell me twice Dude,

you should never wash your face again

I swear this never happens to me.

Me either.

Well, once, I guess.

Jesus. Do that again. Do that again.

Yes.

Yes. Move that hairy up one more time. Just don't even touch the boots of your

hand. Just move it.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no. Up and down. Up and down.

Yes.

Side to side, side to side.

No, windmill.

She

likes

that. In my case, she likes it.

She makes all kinds of sounds. Yes.

I think she might come again. Really?

Yeah. That'd be sick.

Keep talking like you just would I could see everything

Oh my god, so good.

Look at that face, she's enjoying it.

A little angel.

I apologize for the squirtage. Don't be embarrassed.

That's epic.

That was epic.

So it's too slippery now, it's too slippery.

Alright, get on it. Why don't you bring that up on here.

Up on my shaft.

Pun fully intended.

Yes.

It's real. That's real.

That pussy's soaked.

You know what else is real is those boobs.

I see those. How can that be real?

Oh gosh.

Yes.

It's the way to live.

It's so hot.

Yolo.

Can you sit up, baby?

Yes.

Look at that, dude.

Oh, my God.

It happened all at once.

Oh my God, that looks so good.

Yes.

Okay, look back here.

Isn't this such a better Tuesday than normal Tuesdays?

Taco Tuesdays. Jinx.

a little hour ago.

It's really unbelievable.

Twist a little towards me, right there.

They're otherworldly.

Otherworldly. Holy shit.

Yes.

This is like a nice relaxing position, isn't it? I like it.

I mean, she's burning some cows.

Maybe you should finish her off and doggy.

Four.

Four. Four. Five.

Four.

Not four skin.

It's unreal.

With your left hand inside. Yes.

Yes, just like that.

She's a little calming machine.

Are you like this all the time?

Humble brag. Humble brag.

Show me your face there. Show me your face.

She's so pretty.

Nice, brother.

Wow.

Oh, wow.

Hole in one.

Yes, it was.

Four. Hole in three.

A lot of strokes, but still a good game.

Very good, very good.

Oh, my God.

You were amazing.

You're covered.

It's epic.

Oh, my gosh.

Do you have... Can you just do one more side to side of those boobs?

Look at that. Look at that.

Jesus.

Do you have any final thoughts about golf or life or anything?

I need to get back on the range.

Yeah. Let's go back. There's still some daylight.

Yeah. Let's go.