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say you like kissing boys no stop i

don't have their mouths i don't care

this is way more fun now say you like

kissing boys

medical problems

you're an asshat

nick you really shouldn't swear shut up

and look at this [ __ ]

look at that

get off oh i see you quit breathing down

my neck

man dad's home are you gonna keep your

mouth shut yeah

believe you

have a good one

sure

is your mother home

nope

you know where she is

no

what happened

nick you never let me watch what i want

yeah cause you watched cool you hurt me

he said i have medical okay milo i'm

barely in the door it hurt my feelings

don't all right

i'm not in the mood for this

nick

ow what you heard me it was him that did

everything don't make me

out

i swear i didn't don't

he's being a little bit not

about that all right but if you can't

behave yourself then we're gonna find a

way to get janice back what

this is dog [ __ ]

do not

swear

oh his dog swear

your mother discovered a disturbing

hobby of yours

now trust me this is the last thing that

i want to be dealing with right now

would you have any clue as to what it

might be

nope

well she cleaned your room yesterday

because you're so incapable i was going

to god damn it milo

you are trying i swear

my patience

all right why do you have to make this

so difficult do you have any idea what

she found

that's a no

no

okay

i'm gonna give you three and then you'll

see

three

two

nick out what now you just sent me here

i don't care go wait in my room i'm a

lawyer

mom wouldn't

does this give you a clue

huh

you forgot how to use that big mouth of

yours

i don't know

jesus christ

i don't even know what to say your

mother couldn't even touch these she was

petrified

is this what you're interested in

turn the tv off

you're a smart boy

do you have any inkling as to why i

might be upset

but i didn't do anything

how'd these get there no i mean i didn't

actually do anything

that's clearly

not the point

every boy does it

look at me when i'm talking to you

we are past the point of having the

birds and the bees talk that is not what

we are discussing

do you know what my father would have

done if he would have found me with this

huh how this behavior is an insult to

your mother your grandmother

i am not done talking do you want to

talk about mom

milo do you want to talk about her do

you take pride in being a little pervert

huh

do you

because if this is how you view women

i will not allow it under my roof

maybe they deserve it

what

right

i didn't hear you speak louder i said

maybe they deserve it

is this what i have to do to get through

to you

teach you to watch your mouth

[ __ ] god god god god god stop [ __ ] just

stop milo come on

god

come back here [ __ ] you

don't you dare

come here

get off of me let's go

what do you want me to do

thank you yes

what are you looking at jeff lucky i

have chef baby

don't

you think i'm a bad father jeffy don't

touch me

do you think i'm a bad father

i should put him on a leash

just a suggestion

hey

no come on

hey

i'm sorry

i'm sorry

okay

come here

it's gonna be okay

it's okay

it's about time you get a haircut what

do you think

okay can you get a haircut tomorrow no

you're such a handsome boy

i'm such a handsome boy

look at that face

now if you dress decently some of the

girls at school would think you're

pretty cute huh

you're gonna be okay

oh i'm gonna be okay

well

certainly

would appear i've ruined the mood

i

i need to talk to you i'm with the boys

really

downstairs haven't you terrorized

just everybody enough

now

hang in there buddy

yes sir

uh

dude

have you seen yourself you're so

annoying

yeah i see myself

fabulous

yourself

so

so

so

so

say you like kissing boys no stop i

don't have their mouths i don't care

this is way more fun now say you like

kissing boys

shut up

and look at this [ __ ]

look at that

get off oh i see you quit breathing down

my neck

man dad's home are you gonna keep your

mouth shut yeah

i love you

have a good one

sure

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