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Thank you.

I don't have time for this nonsense.

There's a storm coming and I have work to do.

Oh, we'll figure out a way to pay you.

You'll be homeless in no time.

Why, you're just an old wicked witch.

You better get out of here before you ruin Dorothy's 18th birthday.

It's bad enough you took her little dog Toto away from her.

Dorothy, we'll find a way to raise some money.

I'm going to go inside and see if I can give Auntie Em a hand.

Dorothy, I don't think that's a good idea, dear.

Your Auntie Em is trying to earn a few extra bucks right now.

We have to find a way to raise some money.

I didn't know things were so bad on the farm you had to resort to cocksucking to

make ends meet, Emma. But it sure feels good.

You sure do look pretty making money.

Thank you.

Oh my!

I wasn't supposed to see that, was I?

Dorothy, go away!

Forgive me for barging in.

What's wrong with me?

what's wrong with me should i stay or go if the world is

big i'll never know is it time for me to

find my way like a bird who flies away there's sunshine miles

away they say so long for me

I have to go if I don't leave.

I'll never know.

Who knows exactly what I'll find by leaving home

behind. What miracles might lie ahead for me.

I'll never know unless I

chase my

Congratulations. You've killed the Wicked Witch.

I didn't mean to kill anybody.

Who are you?

I'm Glinda, the Good Witch.

And who are you?

I'm a munchkin.

Well, hello.

I'm Dorothy.

What's a munchkin?

You're the queen of munchkin land.

I just need to earn some money and get back home to Kansas.

Well, then follow the yellow prick road.

The yellow prick road?

Yes. Follow the yellow prick road.

A girl as pretty as you will find many opportunities to earn fast cash.

You are 18, aren't you?

Why, yes.

I just celebrated my 18th birthday watching my...

Auntie Anne gave a blowjob to a strange man in a cape.

Are there any other munchkins?

Why, yes.

They're completely sex-crazed. But they all ran away when your house crashed to

the ground.

of another land.

Just follow this exotic road and you will

find what you're looking for.

Wake up and take a step.

I promise it's one you won't regret.

Hop along and don't delay.

There really, really is no other way.

Make cash and meet new friends.

Say goodbye to your innocence.

You'll try new things and experiment and follow that road until the end. But they

say I'm too young to understand this danger

in a far off land.

But I want to live my own life with no regrets and play with

strangers I've never met.

the wicked witch unfortunately her parents had twins and this one's far

bloodier than her sister she drops by often to have sex with the munchkin now

give me the shoe now don't give her your ruby red slippers dorothy as they'll

carry you safely to the land of oz oz slippers the

wizard lives in oz and he'll grant you safe passage back home you killed my

sister

I never let you reach Oz in those slippers.

It was an accident.

Do you like sex, Dorothy?

I couldn't.

I mean, I shouldn't.

Not with you.

Just my luck.

Twister kills my sister and delivers a prune.

Would any of you-

mm-hmm

Wow.

What's a cute girl like you doing in a cornfield like this?

Well, it wasn't me.

Well, it most certainly was you.

But scarecrows can't talk.

I can't seem to find a good job, either.

Why not?

Because I have no ambition.

I keep getting stuck in these dead-end jobs, just hanging around all day.

Well, at least you get to work outdoors.

Here, let me unhook you.

Would you like to make love?

I don't even know you. Maybe not, but it would make for one hell of an

introduction.

Hello. I'm Dorothy from Kansas.

Hello, Dorothy. I'm the Scarecrow. I love long walks on the beach. I'm a

Scorpio. I've had that pole stuck up my ass for five years, and I really want to

get laid.

I thought you wanted a better job.

I could be a great musician, a smart mathematician, or the kind of guy who

stands out in the rain.

But the thing I want the most drives me insane.

That's pretty pussy, tasty city, sex up from the brain.

I could take a trip to China, sample some vagina, be pussy for a buck, but

who would pay?

I just want a gig that's fun, that will amaze.

I'll never get rich, dig in a ditch, hanging out all day. I can see that

you're a friend of mine.

We can hit the hay perhaps a thousand times, cause in fact I'm feeling good.

Got milk?

No, but I've got wood.

I could be a ballet dancer, a serious dramatic actor, or the boring guy that

constantly complains.

But I want to live a life with no regrets.

Nod, sit on a pole, shouting at crows, laugh at me, and just... I can think of

so many things to do.

Maybe I should get my ass back to school.

But if I come with you today, just say, okay?

Why don't you come to the Emerald City with me?

I'm sure the wizard could help you find a better job.

Why didn't I think of that?

Who's crying?

Oh, that's Sheila the Scarecrow.

Sheila the Scarecrow?

Why are you crying?

Because I'm just going to miss him. I just want to give him one last kiss.

I don't see nothing wrong with a little kiss.

Here, let me help you.

I believe he said he needs my lube. Well, don't we all?

Lube on my shoulder.

Lube up my ass crack.

That feels wonderful, thanks.

The wicked witch turned me into a tin man.

Half man, half tin.

And I rusted solid.

while having sex with the wicked witch when she orgasmed all over me. You had

sex with the wicked witch?

Why, I thought she only did munchkins.

No, she pretty much fucks anything that moves.

Say, you're big and strong.

Why didn't you fight her off?

Well, she is a witch.

Plus, I have no luck with the ladies.

I kind of needed the pussy.

I can see the witch was horny. The night was dark and stormy.

There's no way I can up and run away.

Run away?

Then she showed me her green tits. What could I say?

They look really good. Gave me some women. Our date was underway.

I'll admit I stopped resisting when she stroked my cock like a piston. She

wanted to dethrone me all the way. All the way? Then she sucked me and she

banged me till I came.

There's no turning back.

I hit that crack and she disappeared in a flame. I can see she is no friend of

mine. Face is kind of rough, I'll fuck her from behind. She scares the shit out

of me for real.

Hey, look, my cock's hard as steel.

I could go to Carolina to fuck some Aunt Jemima or wait for girls to pass along

the way.

But I really have no luck, I'm so ashamed That I fucked a witch, I need a

new bitch that would love my metal frame I can see that you're new friends of

mine Maybe we should hang together all the time And in fact, I'm feeling

swell Oh, you guys, can you tell?

Why don't you come with us to meet the Wizard of Oz?

Yeah. I'm sure he can give you better luck with the ladies.

Hey, metal man.

You want some pussy?

How about some trim, hey, boy?

I beg your pardon?

I got some fine grade-A pussy that'll bring tears to your eyes.

Oh, please.

No more tears.

He'll rust all over again.

Baby, with a face like that, I could have you making money from here to

Emerald City.

Really?

Because I'd do anything to help Annie M. save her farm so I don't have to see her

give strange men and cakes blowjobs in my living room.

Well, this Annie M. sounds hot.

But before I put you on the track, you gotta show me the merchandise.

The merchandise?

Well, I think he wants to fuck you.

Show me your tits and your ass.

Don't get shy on me now, girl.

I gots to hit that. Hit that?

Don't worry, Dorothy.

We won't watch.

Okay, good, because I'm kind of new at this.

um

What it be, Cat Daddy?

What it be?

I'm going to eat you all. That's what it be.

Listen, if you're going to eat Dorothy, I'm going to have to charge you standard

pussy eating rates.

I'm just a big pussy.

Listen here, my brother. Are you a homosexual?

What? Because if you is, I can make you double the money on the boys' town.

I've never heard of a gay lion before.

Gay lion?

How could a lion be gay?

Maybe he's from a gay pride.

Or maybe he's gay for pay.

Gay? Bye. I don't know.

I'm just a little light in the loafers.

Deep down inside, I just wonder what is happening.

I wonder what is happening. I hope that I'm okay.

Could this be a catastrophe or am I turning gay?

He wonders what is happening. He hopes that he's okay.

Could this be a catastrophe or is he turning gay? Are you gay? I don't know.

Are you gay? Could be so.

Cause every time I close my eyes, I think of Mars and Venus.

And every time I start to dream, I want to suck a... Hey, look!

A big red apple!

If you're gay, it doesn't matter.

Just think of all the friends that you can gather.

If you're queer, then never fear.

Instead of the front, you hit the rear.

Oh, my.

Uh, that was really uncomfortable.

I wonder what is happening.

I hope that I'm okay.

Could this be a catastrophe or am I today?

He wonders what is happening. He hopes that he's okay.

Could this be a catastrophe or is a lying game?

Listen here, sister.

Those slippers are a fashion statement.

So much for your brilliant plan.

Now, before I kill her, I'm going to need some dick.

Which one of you is going to fuck me?

How about you, scarecrow?

Oh, not me. I doubt I could get a boner.

Not today.

I got jury duty.

And my cock's all rusty.

Just won the lottery.

Please don't squirm.

He'll get rusty all over again.

Wow, Emerald City. It looks so beautiful.

I hope they have a bar.

Yeah, maybe a gay bar.

The wizard must be a wonderful man.

Let's go.

What do you mean you want to see the wizard?

Nobody gets to see the awesome and powerful Oz.

But we've come so far.

We've got the wicked witch's broom.

Dorothy killed her.

Well, actually...

It was the Tin Man's killer cum that did her in.

Silence!

I don't want to hear all of this chatter.

The wizard will not see you. Go away.

Now I'll never get back home.

It's okay, Dorothy.

You can stay here with us. We love you.

And I love you all very much, too.

But I've got to get back home.

Stop crying.

Look, I'll level with you.

There ain't... Ain't no wizard.

He's been gone for months.

It's true.

The wizard no longer lives near Mold City.

But there's still a way for Dorothy to get home.

Oh, please tell me.

The power of group love will send you back home.

Well, shiver me timbers. I was thinking a greyhound. I'll send my assistant out.

We all love Georgie very, very much. I'm not talking about that love.

An orgy?

I've never been part of an orgy before.

Oh, me neither, but I'm willing to give it a try.

Can I blow the tin man?

Get the fuck out of here.

All you have to do is suck and fuck until your heart's content.

Thank you.

Yeah, fuck my face girl.

Now, Dorothy, you have the power to go home.

Just close your eyes, tap these heels, and repeat these words.

Pussy, dick, titties, too. I miss homeless journeys, too.

Pussy, dick, titties, too. I miss homeless journeys, too. Pussy, dick,

titties, too. I miss homeless journeys, too.

Pussy dick, titties too.

I miss home, this journey's through.

Pussy dick, titties too.

I miss home, this journey's through.

Pussy dick, titties too.

I miss home, this journey's through. Pussy dick, titties too.

I miss home, this journey's through.

Pussy dick, titties too.

I miss home, this journey's through.

You took quite a bump on your head.

You've been asleep for three days.

and a wicked witch, and you were all there.

But Dorothy, it was just a bad dream.

No, it was beautiful.

I did some very nasty things, though.

And they felt really good, especially the things that went on inside my

panties. Some of it was frightening, too.

And I kept saying I wanted to come home.

Oh, Auntie Em, I don't ever want to leave.

And you won't have to, Dorothy.

We're earning enough money now to save the farm.

Yeah, Dorothy.

Your N.E.M. went into business with Mr.

Pimpernickel. Hello, little girl. You sure gave us quite a scare.

Hey, you're the pimp!

Pimpernickel!