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Hey,

how you doing?

I'm all right.

How are you? Who are you?

No, I just saw you stretching.

Yeah. You need help?

No, I'm done stretching.

You're done stretching? No, I did not.

ruin your stretching.

No? No, I didn't mean to ruin it. Seems like you did.

No, no, no, no. Please, go back to stretching.

Like, please.

I'm good. I'm good.

I was done. I'll give you $100 if you go back to stretching.

Oh, my God.

What is this? What are you doing?

I'm sorry.

My name is Jose.

I'm with the... I...

I'm a content creator. I'm trying to think of something funny, and I'm

drawing a blank right now.

I'm distracted.

I'm distracted.

I'm distracted because you're technically not wearing a bra, and I can

see.

I'm sorry. Okay, well, I'm technically getting bit by mosquitoes, so I need you

to get to the point. You want to walk and talk? We can walk and talk.

Where are you headed?

I'm headed back.

Where I'm staying.

Yeah. You got bug spray? You got bug spray back there? See if you got bug

spray back there.

I'm good. I'm good. You need some bug spray?

Stay on the move.

I'm fine.

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Okay, fine. Give me some damn bug spray.

I was going to spray it in front of you. I was just waiting. It's really strong.

It's not fucking bug spray. There's literally, isn't there some bug spray

back there?

You guys don't even have bug spray.

You guys are full of shit.

This is... Okay, fine.

Alright, alright, alright.

You actually had bug spray. Okay. I think you need some more on your butt.

I mean your back.

I'm just kidding. I just wanted to see your ass.

You sure you don't need no more?

She turned around.

What's your name?

Tara. Tara?

Nice to meet you, Tara.

Nice.

You're still not wearing them. I'm meeting you.

We're content creators. We just like to do funny shit.

Okay, got it.

I don't know if anything, I mean, I saw a chuckle, a smile, so, you know.

But you caught our eye. I mean, I loved your cat. Is that like, what is

that stretch you were doing?

Yeah, I was stretching my calves.

What is that for? Can you show us again? They're tight. Can I give you $100?

Can I give you $100 and you give me another show?

Show me how to do that.

Fine. Oh, she took it.

Girls always love money.

So tell me what you're doing. Explain to me.

I'm stretching my calves with my foot upward.

Oh, yeah, right.

Is it good for your butt? Because it's making your butt look good.

I think it's probably good for my butt.

It's definitely good for your butt. I would imagine.

Your butt looks awesome, girl.

Is your husband waiting for you? Are we keeping you from your husband?

I'm not married.

You're not married? I'm not married.

Awesome. Okay, we're definitely keeping you from your boyfriend.

We're definitely keeping you from your boyfriend. For sure.

I'm, uh... Why are you laughing at us? I'm not currently seeing anybody.

Holy shit!

Seriously? Then you're fucking... Then you're psycho then.

I'm... Are you a psycho then? Maybe I'm psycho. Who knows?

You're a psycho then. I guess that's, uh... If you do not have a boyfriend,

then you're psycho.

You gotta be psycho then.

You never know until you find out.

That spoke like a true psycho woman.

It's okay. What do they say about psycho women?

We're better at some things.

Say it. I know you want to say it.

They say they're really good in bed.

Yeah. So that's what psycho women are good for.

Are you a retired psycho woman?

Look, I'm mellow now. I'm older. You're mellow now?

I'm older.

We've learned some things.

We've matured.

We're doing different things with our lives. Is it okay if I record this? I

mean, I already started recording, but I want to get your permission. Is it okay

if I'm recording this?

Because you sound like you're about to tell a really good story, and I want to

make sure that I'm okay to use this for our content. Yeah, sure, sure, fine.

What is this going on?

We just have a couple.

We're streaming live right now. We got how many people? 30,000?

30,000 viewers. Oh, 31,000 viewers.

Hi, guys.

Yeah. No, I'm just kidding. We don't stream live.

But we have a couple things, social medias.

Okay. Yeah, we could tell you about them later. But tell me your story. What's

the craziest?

You said you're retired from being crazy, psycho.

I don't know. I was a party girl.

Now I'm a graphic designer. Is that why you're wearing no bra?

I could kind of see your nipples. I don't like bras, man.

I'm sorry. I'm just not a bra lady.

Not a bra lady? If I don't have to be, you know. This is why I work remote.

Oh, okay. Yeah.

You like them to hang out?

Yeah. But what happens if you, like... What happens if you, like...

What happens if, uh... We, like, uh... Here, let

me tell you a little secret. Come here.

I want to tell you, I don't want to scream it.

Like, what happens if you don't wear the bra?

What happens if, like,

you get wet?

Are you fucking kidding me?

I wanted to see if you wanted some water, but then I... I have to walk back

like this.

I'm staying with my friend. I have to...

i missed that i have to i can't be just like walking around on the street like

it's a wet t-shirt t-shirt contest i missed i missed okay yeah come here i

can't even see like no no no no no i'll put down the water no look i got the

water look let me see i think i like let me see you no i totally don't let me see

you oh i got it wait wait Fuck, this

water is so slippery. Do you want some water? No, no, I'm good.

I'm good.

Oh, now they're really... What even is this?

Well, it's content.

It's called content.

This is like good content. I'm walking home.

No, you can't walk home like that. Look here.

Look down.

Now you've got to wait for it to dry. So let's just... Here, let's just talk.

Let's wait for it to dry.

Or we can wet the other one and make them look even. How about this? I'll

give you $100 if you let me wet the other one.

Are you going to drop me off back home?

I'll give you a ride, no problem. You want to get in a sketchy van with three

guys?

Fine, let's go.

Just do it. Just do it. Do it.

Get it over with. Go get a shirt.

What the fuck?

Yo.

Just do it. Just do it.

Okay, okay. It should not be so cold. Come over here.

Oh, this is jumping in. Fine, jump inside. Oh, my God.

Jump inside.

Is that your neighbor?

Let him know you're okay.

No. No? I don't know who that is.

He's cold.

He ain't tripping. Welcome to the party. Oh, my God. Yeah, let me see here. Let

me see. Come here.

Oh, my God.

That's fucking awesome.

Holy shit.

That is fucking crazy.

Hold on. Let me just... Give me a second. to really intake this.

That's wild. You look fucking... Can you come down here?

You might want to take that 100 out. It's getting all wet and shit. Yeah, you

gotta protect that bread, girl.

Goddamn.

Holy shit.

Good job. Good job.

She's soaking wet. You got me.

Hey, she's doing it with a smile, though. Tell me, doesn't it feel good?

You got a good workout in, now you got your rinse-off going on.

I guess. Oh, my God, look at him fucking. I guess.

They're not even.

You said you were a little psycho.

Do you ever do this? Have you ever done a wet-titty, like, contest?

Yeah, we're good.

Yeah, like, this is great.

Sorry, we don't even know what to say no more. We're not even like... I'm going

to say what I'm thinking.

Can I... My only once... Speak only once. Spring break.

No, I did it only once.

But it was like 10 years ago.

I want to hear it. I'm old now.

You're not old. Yes, I am.

I'm 31.

You're never... Oh, my God. I'm old.

I'm... Listen, you're not... Look, I'm retired.

You're never too old to show some titties. Really? I... I don't know about

that. I'll give you $500. You just... Let us, like, fully see them.

Where do you live, by the way? Are we going the right direction?

Staying at my friend's house. It's right around the corner. Take a left.

Hey.

Bring your friend around, too.

She's at work.

I was just on a walk.

I want to pour water on her, too, though. Oh, my God. She got tits like

yours?

She lactates.

She lactates? She got the milkers?

So, what's up?

$500 to show some titties?

Would the old you do it?

Okay, when I was like 22, 23, yeah.

Yeah, but... Okay, but... You wouldn't have a problem with it? You'd show us

some titties?

Probably, but like... Come on, you guys.

So how about now?

So maybe now it costs a thousand.

Do it for a thousand? I wouldn't say no to that, I guess.

You wouldn't say no to a thousand? Woo!

Tara!

Tara, Tara, Tara! You guys are crazy.

Yeah. Thousand bucks in your face. Let me see some titties.

You guys are crazy. Yeah, we ain't afraid to, like, fucking... Oh, my

God. God.

Dude, don't get so close.

Bro, we paid good money for these titties, and she's laughing. She don't

let me look at them.

Shit, you gonna let me touch them, too?

I don't know. Yo, you look like a fucking crackhead, bro. What are you

doing? They're so just... Can I touch them?

Okay, fine.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Man.

Thirsty much?

No, lay your head right here. Lay your head.

Turn around.

Yeah, sit down. Sit down.

Look up at her. I am thirsty.

Look up at her. What are we doing right now? What is this? Look up at her. We're

going viral. This is constant. Look up at her. Look up at her. This is con...

Oh! Oh, my God!

I'm going to be so... I am so... I wish it was milk. Why wasn't it milk? You

guys are nuts.

I don't lactate. I'm sorry.

You don't lactate? No.

Bro, she let me lick her titty.

We let us get you pregnant so that way you'll lactate.

No, I'm just kidding.

That's a long process.

That's some long-form content right there.

That's dedicated.

Is this guy sucking titties?

Bro, she's got such nice titties. I love them.

Why do you say it like that?

I love them, man. She's got great tits. What do you want me to say?

Typical kind of content that you guys make? Uh, you know what? This is a

little, uh, this is a little, little abnormal off the norm.

You know you'd fucking suck on this titty. We never, you know, we don't ever

meet a girl that just shows us her titties like you.

Or lets him suck them.

Um.

Oh my god.

I think she likes it.

I like it a lot.

Hey, Tara. That does feel really good. Hey, Tara, I've got to tell you a little

secret. What? A little secret.

What? He's really good with his mouth.

Why'd you have to tell me that?

Hint, hint. Look at that long-ass tongue. Hint, hint.

He kind of likes to brag and say that he's really good down there.

Look,

I am way too single right now.

Way too single? Yes.

Yes. Okay.

Let me ask you this. The old you.

23-year-old Tara.

Would she let him, like, lick some pussy?

Probably.

Probably? Probably.

Okay, look, I was feral. I want you to rape me. I was feral. I was feral. Yes.

I've never had anyone hurt him, say, put it in that way.

I was feral.

Yeah.

I want you to bend over and spread that ass and let me eat it. So you're like,

get around?

I mean, I haven't in a while.

What the hell did you just say? I told her I want her to bend over and spread

that ass and let me eat that coochie and then raid you.

Wet him. That was crazy.

But she was just walking and... He wants some of that

sweat.

That does feel really good.

Don't talk, just do it. I mean, if you want to. She wants to. That sounded a

little... She wants to.

She's already... Listen, would you want to feel what a world

-class tongue feels like down there?

Oh, yeah.

Who's, I mean, world-class? He likes to think of himself as world-class, you

know, championship-like pedigree.

Oh, yeah. Easy pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Pedigree. Oh, yeah.

All right, fine, guy.

Let's find out. Turn around. Turn around.

I want to see you take them off slowly.

Oh, my God.

You can come down here. Come down here. Come down here. Right here. Right here.

Holy shit.

World class, huh?

Money. That is fucking money right there, baby. Wow.

You know what?

It's time to dive on in.

Right here.

You went straight for the booty hole.

World class what? Eating ass?

Or fucking... Come here, you sweet...

He's got a knack for that.

I can't even lie. I want to ask you this.

Is it worthy of returning the favor?

Yeah, I'd say it's worthy.

Oh, no way. Yeah?

Yeah.

oh my god oh that's what you're supposed to do

Way too single.

Fuck all that shit I was talking about. My pussy good skills. You're a dick

sucking bro.

I'm glad you think so.

Keep saying it like this and I'm going to give you a trophy.

The mouth feels good, but the tits feel amazing. Fuck it up with them tits.

So fun to play with.

It's so big.

I kind of want to

feel it, too. Oh, yeah?

Mm-hmm. Let's put that pretty ass on the ceiling. It's time for me to do some

work.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

Look. Yeah.

Yeah. Look.

Damn.

Oh, my God. It's so big. Wow.

I'll warm you up. Don't worry. Don't worry.

I'll be good to you.

Oh, no. It's great.

You get them? Maybe.

Yeah?

That ass just fall off.

Yeah, come this way.

There you go.

Come a little this way.

Oh, that way? Yeah, you get back up on there.

So sad.

That asshole had pumps.

So fucking dead.

So how does it feel reminiscing about the old days?

You guys are going to make me relapse, I swear to God.

Relapse? Relapse into being crazy again. I got to go get some more dick. Oh, my

God.

Can't sleep without my dicks.

Well, I'm sure, you know what it is? You probably have a group of phone numbers

in your phone that you were probably avoiding, but now you wouldn't mind.

Yeah, I know.

Like, you know what?

Maybe we should call him and see if... I don't know about that now. Give me the

baby wipes. Here.

Maybe I should call him up, get some digs.

I'm going to have to build a whole new roster from scratch. Hey, listen, you

only live once, right?

You only live once.

That's true. Right?

That's true. You've got to fucking go out and have some fun.

You can't fucking live like Grandma.

You're not even old.

I am.

You know what they say.

You've got to stay young. You've got to, like, fuck...

A lot, and fuck younger guys, you know?

Look, I'm not going to lie and say you don't have a point.

Yeah, how does that nut feel?

She's like, oh, it was great.

I hate to, um, actually, at least I brought you to a nice view. See the

lake? I don't even know where I am. Are you kicking me out? Well, I'm going to

have to let you out.

But, I mean, you have, like, ride share, right?

You guys are the worst.

Oh, my God. We gave you a good night.

I mean, that's true. That's true.

You know what?

All right, I guess. I mean, we're not too far from your house. Like, I mean,

he was driving for a while, but maybe we're like.

All right, all right, all right. I'm not trying to make this weird. No, no, no,

I'll get out of your van. I'll get out of your van. I'm not trying to make it

weird. I'll put my wet pants back on and get out of here. I was just trying to,

like, you know, we're.

We're friends now.

Like, we're friends now, though, you know? We're not like, you know, like...

Should we exchange numbers? I think we should exchange numbers.

Hey, listen. Should we? Actually, look.

Actually, there is something I could ask you.

Would you like to relive that a little bit more?

Like, would you like to do some more videos like that? You have a very sexy

face. You got some nice tits. You got a nice ass.

It looks like you really had fun fucking.

You know, like you said, it used to be a crazy one. Maybe we could reminisce back

in those days and just have some more fun. Would you want to get some more of

these videos?

Make some money at it? I guess we could talk about it. Yeah?

Okay. I like that. Where's her... Shoes?

Well, her phone.

Her shoes are right here. Her phone's right here.

Alright. Do you mind if we put our number in your phone real quick?

Yeah, go for it.

All right, good. Just put something in there.

Put it in my phone.

Okay.

This is awesome.

Okay.

Tara, you're going to be great.

I mean, I still got to drop you off, though.

No hard feelings.

Look how giddy she is, bro. She's got the time of her life. No hard feelings,

I hope. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah.

Well, look, it's a nice view. I wanted to show you the view. I'll get out at

this weird...

Swamp. This weird swamp.

It's not a swamp.

It's a nice... I mean, there might be some painters in there. It could be

swampy.

It's a swamp, bro.

It's a swamp.

Whatever, I'm out of here.

With a smile on the face. He's like, I don't want to hang out with you fucking

losers.

That was fun, though. Weirdos with your pants on.

That was good? Call me, I guess.

Call me, I guess. Does it feel like you're doing the walk of shame right

now?

That's not what we're trying to make you see. Look at the view. At least look.

Let me just see you enjoying the view.

See? That's a swamp.

That's not that bad, right?

Whatever. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Don't go nowhere, don't go nowhere,

don't go nowhere, don't go nowhere.

Oh, there we go, there we go. I had to set my camera.

So look, look at the view.

We'll call you.

Bye.

I like her.