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Once upon a time adulting father gave his cute little

daughter a cute little duckling and they were very happy. The

little duckling grew up quite rapidly.

You're going too fast, you're crazy. And then as most pets

do, the little duckling became just like one of the family.

You're going to die laughing. You know, somebody catch a hose

and there was no water. What an evening. What in the book? It's

a little knife. He got 30 days for kicking a cup. Oh, ain't

that a killer? Brother. I never had so much fun in my life.

You don't mind? Okay, our pods. Coffee? Say that reminds me.

Oh, this will kill you. Everything was flying. The

furniture was going in the door and out the window. What a

time. One guy was swinging from the chandelier. You'd have

thought he was a monkey. Only love a monkey.

What a party brother. I never had so much fun in my life.

More people kicked in the

day.

Touche number two. And as I was saying before.

We should be kind to animals like teachers said in school

and you're trying to hit my duck when you know I love them.

Was so rudely interrupted. It all started with an innocent

telephone call. I thought I'd never see Hove again. Harney.

Oh, brother. The chair is a us. Oh, someone took Charlie in

here and that started it all over again. What a party

brother. Some fun. A toast. May we never quarrel again. Uh

bottoms up Daffy.

Oh, Dabby, you're so funny.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Come take a hint. You don't want me here. Oh, I'm leaving.

Else to stop me, brother? I'm traveling on

You forgot something? Oh, say I did. I forgot. The government

doesn't want us to do any non-essential traveling.

Look what I've got, eh?

Daddy I love him. He's so cute. I'm going to keep you forever

and ever and ever. Yellow darling, you can have the

little bed that my old duck used to use.

That gal dangled duck. I'll get him if it's the last thing I

do.

I can't do it. I like him. He's silly. I got it. I'll make a

big duck out of him. One my size. Then I'll kill him.

Hey.

Oh boy. No more daffy duck.

On everybody. Hello, what a time.