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[MUSIC PLAYING]

[CAR DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS]

[LIGHTER FLICKS]

Entrance is around the corner.

Look, man, I'm not going to give you anything.

Go around.

[LIGHTER FLICKS]

Dude, seriously, if you don't get the fuck out of here,

I swear to God, I'm going to--

[SQUISHING SOUND]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SCREAMING ON TV]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[HIGH ENERGY MUSIC]

[THUD]

[HIGH ENERGY MUSIC]

[FOOT STEPS]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[FOOT STEPS]

THE CORPSE: Wait.

Help me.

What?

THE CORPSE: I need you to help me.

Please, I'm-- I'm someone that was wronged.

But now I've found a way back, and I don't have much time.

I need your help.

With what?

THE CORPSE: I need you to help me kill God.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You what?

THE CORPSE: Everything will become so much worse.

I need to kill him while I can, but I lack humanity.

I need someone like you to help me.

You're fucking with me.

You're fucking with--

I don't know how you managed everything here,

but it was a good try.

But, oh, my God, I'm not falling for whatever the hell

you're trying to sell me.

Sorry.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[FLOPS TO GROUND]

What was that?

THE CORPSE: That is what will happen if you don't help me.

I need someone inexperienced, someone

with nothing in their life, with no prospects, like you.

OK, well, why didn't you get that guy to do it then?

THE CORPSE: I was very hungry.

I will explain more later.

But we need to move.

I need you to trust me.

You're a rotting skeleton next to a dumpster

eating a dead dude.

You're making it kind of difficult.

THE CORPSE: If it makes you feel any better,

there's a guy out front that left his keys in his truck.

Yeah, I got a new truck the other day.

It's a little fixer upper.

I had to put a new paint job on it.

I even replaced the engine.

Put a V8 in there.

You've never seen a son of a bitch run this fast.

I'm telling you, it can get us anywhere.

You and me, we can take a trip down to the big city.

We could go wherever we wanted know, just you and me, big city,

V8, 400,000 horsepower.

It runs so fucking fast.

I actually got a lift kit coming in for it.

It's going to be here in the next few days,

but I'm going to put it on there whenever I get it back,

and it's going to be so fucking cool.

And it's going to be awesome.

I might actually change the paint job.

I might change it from a red to a bright fucking blue.

And--

[CAR DRIVING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I'm Danny, by the way.

So, like, what are you?

THE CORPSE: What am I?

Uh, yeah I mean, like, how the fuck are you alive, or undead,

I guess?

Where do you come from?

THE CORPSE: I died because I failed my mission.

And when I awoke, the church--

the church did not favor me.

DANNY: That is so fucking vague.

THE CORPSE: Years I waited until I found a way past him

and back here.

By the time I got out, my body had already decayed.

Now I need to feed on others to survive.

So what's your plan to kill God then?

THE CORPSE: All I really needs a piece of Gaia.

Once we have her, we need to go back to a place of conjuring

and use the book within my chest to bring him forth.

Then we can kill him.

Gaia like-- like the goddess?

THE CORPSE: Stop here.

The boy was not enough.

I need to feed.

Absolutely fucking not.

I mean, these clothes aren't even

going to be enough to disguise you.

No offense, but you look and smell like shit.

THE CORPSE: It will be fine.

I won't draw attention.

OK, well, you're not going to hurt anyone.

Right?

If you're smiling, I can't tell.

[BELL JINGLES]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

What can I get you boys?

Just a coffee, please.

Black.

And for your friend there?

Yeah, just a steak is fine, medium rare, please.

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you.

You're already screwing this up.

I mean, you got-- oh, my God, that is so much goop.

Jesus Christ, man.

It's just a steak.

Fuck, man, you're seriously blowing this.

You look like a crackhead.

I'm-- that was-- that was fast.

Pre-made.

It's our specialty.

You-- you all right there, buddy?

Oh, yeah.

He just needs a sec.

He's fine.

He just needs to--

shit.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Holy shit.

Christ, you killed him.

THE CORPSE: Stop him or you'll die.

What?

I can't--

THE CORPSE: Now.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SLASHING SOUND]

[GASPING]

You killed him, fucker.

[GUN SHOT]

[CRUNCHING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Fuck.

Fuck.

We murdered them.

THE CORPSE: They will not be missed.

Let's go.

Let's go?

I'm an accomplice to two murders.

My prints are going to be all over this goddamn place.

THE CORPSE: We don't have a choice.

[SIGHS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

WAITER: Hey.

Fuck.

All right, here's--

here's what's going to happen.

You both are going to--

[WHEEZING]

THE CORPSE: Melt.

What the--

[GASPS]

[SCREAMS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

THE CORPSE: We're leaving.

Could you do that because--

because he touched his wrist earlier.

THE CORPSE: If you'd rather not spend your life in a prison,

I'd get in the truck.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Did you fucking curse me?

How the fuck did you control those guys?

And you killed them?

THE CORPSE: I needed to feed, Danny.

You only took a bite out of like one dude.

THE CORPSE: I saved your life, Danny.

Whether you like it or not, you're a part of this now.

I won't hurt you, Danny.

Nobody is going to hurt you.

I promise.

This is all for the greater good.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

How'd you get out so easy?

MAN: Hey!

On your knees!

Hands behind your head now!

Listen.

You got the wrong guy.

I'm just looking, that's all.

Get on the ground right now!

I swear to God, I'll--

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

THE CORPSE: Danny.

Danny, I need you to be prepared.

I'm never going to be fucking prepared.

I still don't even know what we're doing.

I mean, I guess I believe you, considering you're a fucking

20-pound corpse that can melt people with his fucking mind.

But I don't trust you.

You trapped me.

THE CORPSE: I'm sorry.

I haven't been up front about everything.

What we need to do is a very sensitive matter.

You can leave if you want.

I won't stop you.

And I won't hurt you.

But I can't do any of this without you.

The days ahead of us leading to Gaia

will be filled with tribulation and turmoil

unlike anything you've ever experienced.

If you truly don't believe you can continue, I would quit now.

[SIGHS]

What are we dealing with?

The Midwest.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

THE CORPSE: This tastes like shit.

Shut up, man.

You know, I guess you can survive off of sandwiches

instead of human corpses, huh?

Ew.

Look, man, I know you can't tell me a lot about what we're doing

and that what we're doing is like, sensitive or whatever.

But I don't know, man, it's just been a couple

days since we've been driving.

I don't even know how long it is until Gaia

or what we're even going to do when we get there.

I'm just saying, trust goes both ways.

THE CORPSE: We're not going to Gaia.

[CHOKES]

What?

THE CORPSE: Not yet.

First, we have to visit an old friend of mine.

Where?

So is your buddy like a fisherman or something.

Or--

THE CORPSE: Well, he's a--

yeah.

OK.

What is-- what does that mean?

THE CORPSE: Wait, look over there.

What the fuck.

Dude, I swear to God, that guy wasn't over there

like five fucking seconds ago.

THE CORPSE: Let's go.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck is this.

One step closer and I'll--

THE CORPSE: Alec, it's me.

Charlie, is that you.

Your name is Charlie?

THE CORPSE: So?

It's just-- nothing, I just--

not what I was expecting.

I can't believe it.

You're-- you're alive?

THE CORPSE: It's a long story.

What's important is I'm back.

Yeah, and you look like ass.

Hey, who's the kid?

THE CORPSE: He's going to help me with my mission.

Oh, you're-- you're still doing that.

THE CORPSE: There's no hell in existence that can stop me.

I exist to end him.

And he-- he exists to die at my hand.

Look, Charlie, I'm glad you're back.

Really I am.

But it's unnatural.

I mean, living in a withered, rotting version of who you once

were, you can't even walk without this kid's help, man.

THE CORPSE: It doesn't matter, Alec.

We need your help with one thing.

And what's that?

THE CORPSE: You know what we covet.

[SIGHS]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[SCREECHING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Now, hold on.

Let's just be reasonable here.

What's in it for me?

THE CORPSE: Danny, reach into my pants.

I'm not going to do that, dude.

I--

THE CORPSE: Just do it.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Oh, shit.

Are you fucking kidding me?

You've had worms in your pants this whole time.

May I?

Yeah, sure.

Fuck, man.

Oh, dude.

There's no way.

[SNIFFING]

Oh, that is the good shit.

All right, you know what?

Yeah, it's all yours.

THE CORPSE: Thank you, Alec.

I'll see you in the new world.

Hey, kid, listen, what I said earlier

about Charlie coming back being unnatural, I meant it.

He might not have gotten out alone.

He might not be afraid.

But you should be.

Good luck out there.

[DOOR SLAMS]

OK, so we just need to go deep into this forest,

summon Gaia, somehow kill her, bring her to this house of God

in the middle of fucking nowhere,

and then use that book lodged inside your chest

and her to summon God, and then somehow find

a way to kill him, right?

THE CORPSE: Yes.

And that's it?

THE CORPSE: Pretty much.

Pretty much?

THE CORPSE: Yes.

Yeah, yeah.

OK, yeah, sure.

Fuck.

That's perfect.

Yeah, that's perfect.

[ENGINE STARTS]

[EXHALES]

MAN: Did you give it to him?

Jesus fuck.

You did, didn't you?

Are you a--

You know what I am.

And I know exactly what you are.

Now answer my question.

Did you give it to them?

Now, look, I can--

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[THUNDER]

[WIND HOWLING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[FRACTVRED, "BLACKWATER BAYWATCH"] Hide behind these

lines that can't be the same

[ENGINE KNOCKING]

Oh, fuck no.

Shit, shit.

[ENGINE DIES]

Fuck!

[HEAVY METAL MUSIC]

[HORN HONKS]

Howdy, boy.

You need a lift?

Yes, yeah, that'd be great.

We're just heading into this forest up north.

We?

I. I meant I.

Well, I don't know about any forests on any of my routes,

but I could drop you off at a rest stop, if that helps.

Yeah, that's amazing.

Thank you.

What you got there on your back?

Oh, this.

It's an antique.

Yeah, I'm bringing it to my friend.

He just collects shit like that.

It almost looks like a man.

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

Yeah.

Weird.

Well, hop on in.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[GENTLE MUSIC]

Well, good luck, kid.

Thanks, man.

Hey, sorry this is kind of out of the way.

Shit was only about half an hour.

Don't worry about a thing.

I just got to make a quick turn around up ahead,

and I'll be right back on my way.

Good luck with your a--

thing.

Yep.

THE CORPSE: Almost there.

DANNY: Almost there.

Let's get a few hours of sleep and eat something while we can.

THE CORPSE: I can't sleep.

Whatever, man.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

Shit, there sure are a lot of hitchhikers out here today.

You didn't happen to drive a boy

and his companion down here earlier, did you?

Well, I drove a young man up here earlier today.

How early?

Oh, way early.

Long time ago.

Would you mind giving me a ride?

Sure.

Where to?

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

MAN: Oh, what the fuck?

[GASPING]

[SCREAMING]

Fuck, what did you do to me?

[SCREAMING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

What the fuck?

[GROANS]

[SCREAMS]

[GASPS]

[XV, MIKE SUMMERS AND K.A.A.N., "BANG BUS"] Go bang on 'em.

Go bang on 'em.

Yeah.

Go bang 'em.

Go bang, bang.

Why?

[SPLAT]

THE CORPSE: Danny.

Danny!

No time to waste.

Let's get going.

All right, all right, all right.

Come on, little guy.

THE CORPSE: Don't call me that.

Hey, you guys need a ride or something?

Nah, man, we're good.

We just gotta walk a couple miles up that way.

Well, if it's only a few miles,

I'd feel terrible leaving you out here all alone.

Couldn't hurt.

THE CORPSE: It could definitely hurt.

I don't trust this man, Danny.

He's too willing.

Yeah, so what?

You didn't have a problem with the other guy that

gave us a ride.

This guy seems way more normal.

THE CORPSE: This man seems to purposely not be mentioning me.

Most people are a little frightened.

Hey, come on.

You guys need a ride or what?

I don't got all day.

Yeah, yeah.

One sec.

Sorry.

THE CORPSE: You don't think it's weird

that that car looks exactly like the one we drove in yesterday?

Yeah, man, we're out in the middle of nowhere.

People are going to have shitty cars.

OK.

We're coming.

I'm coming.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Yeah, so it should just be up here a few miles.

I'll tell you when it's--

Yeah, I know.

OK, OK.

So where you headed?

Same direction as you, I guess.

OK.

Oh, yeah, just just right up here is fine.

Yeah.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

MAN: Right here?

DANNY: Yeah.

MAN: So, uh, what's up?

Are you going on a hike or something?

DANNY: Oh, yeah, something like that, I guess.

MAN: Well, best of luck to you.

DANNY: Thank you.

MAN: Yeah.

[DOOR DOOR DINGING]

See, I told you you wouldn't have to worry about that guy.

THE CORPSE: Unless he thinks he just brought us to our doom.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[IDYLLIC MUSIC]

THE CORPSE: Stop here.

Yeah.

OK.

THE CORPSE: Get the Dagger.

Stab it into the Earth.

What?

THE CORPSE: Trust me.

OK.

[REVERBERATING THUD]

Nothing's happening.

THE CORPSE: Wait.

Look.

It's bleeding?

THE CORPSE: No.

That.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Gaia.

So, what do we do now?

I'm not really sure I feel comfortable getting

the jump on her.

THE CORPSE: You didn't have a problem

with that guy at the diner.

Hey, that was in self-defense.

OK?

I don't just want to walk up and stab someone.

THE CORPSE: Danny, it's her or everyone else.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

She's gone.

[GASPING]

You're here to kill me, aren't you?

And what you're trying to do is even worse.

Don't you know who I am?

You will.

[GASPING]

[ORGAN MUSIC]

I remember this.

[GASPS]

[DISTANT CHATTER]

Charlie, come here.

[ORGAN MUSIC]

Hey, Dad.

Laura.

Everyone.

I can't believe this.

WOMAN: Come on, take a seat.

What-- um-- what are you eating?

WOMAN: Oh, just some spoiled meat.

What?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[ORGAN MUSIC]

I-- I think people are waiting for you out there.

Mom-- mom wouldn't want you to be here by yourself.

You don't know what your mother would have wanted.

You didn't know her Not really.

I know she cared about you.

Cared about us.

I know she wouldn't want you to drink your life away,

to waste it all.

You don't get to dictate my life, Daniel.

You think just because you're not taking this hard

that you're better than me?

More mature than me?

DANNY: That's not what I fucking said.

I mean, you don't think I took mom's death hard?

You just lost yourself when she died.

I'm just-- I'm just trying to say that--

She was right about you.

What?

You are a disappointment.

Wha--

CHARLIE: What am I looking at?

Well, I mean, you are the reason all of us are dead.

And it doesn't look like you're going to need this body anymore.

So we figured we'd take it.

You three are the reason we're all fucked up.

I pulled myself from literal hell to come avenge you.

Be real, Charlie.

You didn't come back to avenge us.

All you've ever cared about was killing him.

And we have prepared our whole lives to do it.

If you couldn't do it with us, you definitely

can't do it with some shit stain you pulled off the road.

But, hey, the past is in the past.

So why don't you sit down?

Your food's going to get cold.

No?

More for us.

[SLURPING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You know, I think we like you better like this anyways.

Wh-- what are you doing?

Let go.

Relax.

It's like you always say.

This is for the greater good no.

[SCREAMS]

Worthless.

Finally, this is who you truly are.

[GASPS]

THE CORPSE: You'll see.

I'll prove you all wrong.

You'll see.

Stay away from me.

THE CORPSE: You'll see.

You're worthless.

You don't know me.

Get the fuck away from me.

THE CORPSE: You'll see!

Get away from me.

[STABBING]

He's lying to you.

I looked into his mind like I did with yours.

And he's lying.

Things are getting worse.

But I was fixing things.

I'm always fixing things.

Don't trust him.

Do whatever you can.

Don't let him take his place.

[GASPS]

THE CORPSE: Danny, you did it.

Yeah.

Yeah, I did.

So what do we do now?

THE CORPSE: Grab her heart.

Seriously?

THE CORPSE: You've already cut into her.

Just reach in and rip out her heart.

[SQUISHING SOUND]

[HEART BEAT]

THE CORPSE: Danny, you know what this means?

We're almost done?

THE CORPSE: Yes, almost done.

Good.

Ready to get the fuck out of here.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.

Hey, Danny, you're back.

How was your hike?

You're still here?

Yeah, I had to work on the car, you know,

the engine and coolant and stuff.

All right.

Well, great.

So you need another ride?

You want another ride?

THE CORPSE: This guy is way too pushy.

Yeah, but how close is this house of God?

THE CORPSE: Not close.

Yeah, sure.

I'll take another ride.

Oh, great.

Well, come on, hop on in.

I got the old girl tuned up for you.

Hopefully, he can get us close.

Uh-- thanks for another ride, man.

It's really convenient that we're

headed in the same direction.

Yeah.

Weird, isn't it?

Hey, you know what?

I'm going to stop up here, get some gas.

Yeah.

Cool, cool.

[TRAFFIC SOUNDS]

I'll be right back.

[TRAFFIC SOUNDS]

Hey, Charlie.

THE CORPSE: Stop calling me that.

What happens after we kill God?

THE CORPSE: What do you mean?

I mean, after we kill him, what happens?

Like, I know everything's fucked,

but what happens when he's gone?

THE CORPSE: Danny, what did Gaia tell you?

Gaia didn't tell me anything, OK?

I was just thinking about it.

Like I still don't even really know what to expect.

THE CORPSE: Listen, this being that calls itself God,

it neglects humanity.

The world is dying.

People are suffering.

And all he does is kick back and watch.

Does that sound like a God that deserves

to be championed by his people?

No.

THE CORPSE: There is no heaven.

There's nothing better once we pass.

All that's left is the void of hell.

Great.

That just makes me feel a whole fucking lot better.

Just tell me if you're keeping anything from me.

You know, especially before we kill him.

THE CORPSE: I will, Danny.

All right.

We're good to go.

[ENGINE STARTS]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[CAR SLOWING]

MAN: This it?

DANNY: Yeah.

I guess.

MAN: Cool.

Cool.

[CAR DOOR CLOSES]

So you sure you're cool just waiting out here?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'll-- I'll be here.

Cool.

Thanks.

Yeah.

[FOOT STEPS]

So, what, we just go in?

THE CORPSE: Well, we need the key.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

What?

THE CORPSE: To the house.

Yeah, the key to the fucking house, I get that.

But the problem is that we don't have

the key to the fucking house.

THE CORPSE: Be calm, Danny.

It should be right beneath the cellar.

The what?

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Why is the key in the cellar?

THE CORPSE: Because sometimes that's just the way things are,

Danny.

Now is not the time for questions.

When I was here, it was in the cellar.

OK, but there's not going to be anything fucking down there,

right?

THE CORPSE: Hopefully not.

Hopefully not?

I thought you were the expert here.

THE CORPSE: I've been dead many years, Danny.

Who knows what could have changed.

Fine.

Yeah, fine.

Yeah, sure.

I'll just go down in the fucking darkness, you know.

With my shitty Dollar Store flashlight,

yeah, I'll just go down there.

Fuck me.

I'll just go find this damn key.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SLURPING SOUND]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SLURPING SOUND]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

THE CORPSE: Find anything down there?

No, nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing but the key.

OK, let's do this.

Where the hell did the driver go?

Shit.

You scared me.

Holy fuck.

Shit.

What's up?

Did you forget something?

I gave you chances.

Lots of chances.

What are you--

Chances to quit.

Chances to turn back.

But you didn't take them.

You should have.

What are you talking--

THE CORPSE: Danny, Back away.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Oh, shit.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Dude, this isn't fucking working.

THE CORPSE: The key was for the front door.

This is the back.

Fuck.

Oh, right.

Of course.

Whatever, fuck.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

DANNY: What do we do now?

THE CORPSE: We need to get to the attic.

Maybe we could avoid him.

OK.

OK, I think I can do that.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SQUEAKING]

[GASPING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

What the hell is happening to it?

THE CORPSE: Nothing good.

[SCREAMING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

DANNY: Oh, what the hell is this?

How are we supposed to kill this thing?

THE CORPSE: Danny, the book in my chest, use it.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I can't read this shit.

THE CORPSE: Just throw it at him.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[GASPING]

THE CORPSE: Excellent work.

Let's keep moving.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I don't know how much longer I can go with this shit.

Can we-- can we just do this tomorrow or something?

THE CORPSE: Danny, we've come too far.

Right up these stairs, we can summon him.

We must finish this.

All right, let's go.

[FOOT STEPS]

[HEAVY BREATHING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

THE CORPSE: There it is.

All right.

Well, now what?

THE CORPSE: Now, we begin the summoning.

Gaia's heart, drop it into the pit.

[HEART BEAT]

All right, here goes.

[THUD]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Holy shit.

What now?

THE CORPSE: The book, open it to page 342.

THE CORPSE: Now, I begin.

[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Danny, he's here.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck is that?

THE CORPSE: What do you mean?

I mean, did we fuck up?

Did we accidentally summon something else?

THE CORPSE: No, this is him.

This is God?

THE CORPSE: Yup.

This is the guy who's been controlling everything forever?

THE CORPSE: Yeah.

Why do you think the world has gotten so bad?

DANNY: I don't know, man.

Politicians and billionaires and shit.

THE CORPSE: Well, I mean, obviously, but he hasn't really

been helpful either, has he?

Fuck.

Well, what do we do with him?

THE CORPSE: What do you mean?

Killing him, how the fuck do we kill him?

THE CORPSE: Just kill him.

Yeah, stab him in the head or something.

I-- I don't know, I don't need to, like I don't know,

use Gaia's dagger or something?

THE CORPSE: No, I don't know, like a-- like a knife.

Just anything.

[LAUGHTER]

DANNY: Is he-- is he fucking laughing at us right now?

Well, I have this old pocket knife

that I've been carrying on since forever.

THE CORPSE: Yeah, that should do it.

[CLICK]

OK.

[GROANING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Fuck, man.

I can't believe it.

THE CORPSE: Danny, there's one more thing I need you to do.

What?

But I thought we did everything.

What do we need?

THE CORPSE: I need you to put me in the well.

What?

Why?

THE CORPSE: Please, Danny, trust me this one last time.

All right.

I trust you.

[BONES CRACKING]

OK, so--

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

What the fuck?

THE CORPSE: Danny, I'm sorry, but this is

where our paths must diverge.

I don't understand.

THE CORPSE: There must always be a God.

When he fell, I must take his place

before someone else finds a way to the top.

What?

So just like that, you're going to be God?

THE CORPSE: Not quite, Danny.

It's like I said before, I lack humanity.

I need you to help me one more time.

You can't be serious.

I mean, what about our promise?

You said you'd never hurt me.

THE CORPSE: I'm sorry.

I ignored a warning from the literal goddess of the Earth

because I thought I could trust you.

Because I thought you were my friend.

THE CORPSE: I know that you don't like it.

But this is the way things must end.

It has to be this way.

It's either going to be you or everyone else.

You don't know that.

THE CORPSE: But I do.

Truly, Danny, I'm sorry.

No, please.

Please, don't do this.

THE CORPSE: Goodbye, Danny.

No!

[INHALES]

THE CORPSE: Melt.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[HEAVY BREATHING]

Wait

So the Evil Dead remake takes a lot of inspiration

from the first Evil Dead.

But I think Evil Dead Rise really stands on its own

as a film because I think it takes place

in, like, the universe of it.

What the fuck?

[CRUNCHING SOUND]

Are you seeing this fucker?

Hey, asshole.

Get the fuck out of here.

I swear, you better fuck off, man.

I swear to God.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

[APPLAUSE]

THE CORPSE: Danny, you're late.

My cookies were getting cold.

I know.

I know.

I'm sorry.

Long day at the office.

AUDIENCE: Ah.

God.

I'm home.

I can finally--

[KNOCKING]

Who could that be?

[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]

Oh, hey.

It's a-- shit, can I--

[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]

Oh, hey, it's the Angel.

What are you doing here?

Just came to deliver this from up top.

Oh, OK.

Thanks.

You-- you want to come in?

Sure.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]

Hey, Charlie.

Look.

An inconspicuous box.

[PHONE RINGER]

Yeah.

Yeah, I just delivered it.

It's right there.

I'm still with him.

Huh?

There we go.

THE CORPSE: Oh, boy, Danny.

I can't wait to see what joyous wonders are in this box.

[EXPLOSION]

[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]

THE CORPSE: What?

What the fuck are you talking about?

THE CORPSE: I don't know.

I thought it would be kind of funny.

I think it's kind of like a fun idea.

Right?

No?

You're always so negative, Danny.

Hey, can I have another hit?

I never should have let you try this shit.

[LIGHTER FLICKING]

[COUGHING]

THE CORPSE: Fuck.

Dude.

Danny, how do I look?

How's my eye?

Is it red?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

MAN: Fuck.

WOMAN: Thank you, Riley.