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Say, honey, before we go for this car shopping thing... If you want to go for

a car shopping today, go to Deutsche Hurekund Info. We have to get into this

car and the paperwork and finance.

You know what? How about we just get our car first and see how the day goes?

Because I also have to run out with Janet later.

Sure, honey. I understand.

Come on, guys.

Are you ready?

Yes! Come on, let's go.

Time to get your car.

You got a great, fun day planned, huh?

I'm so excited.

I've been waiting to get a car my whole life.

Well, we're definitely getting you a safe car because you're a new driver.

Well, my whole life, I really wanted a convertible.

Yeah, honey, but she'll look super cute in a convertible.

I don't care. See, Dad hears me out.

And my whole life, I wanted a million dollars.

Mom. Everyone's gonna make fun of me at school if I don't have a- if I have what

you pick out. Oh, you can turn around right now. You won't get no car and

you'll have mitzvah feetsies.

You're just being dramatic and rude.

It's called working.

The world don't owe you shit, dear.

I cannot believe that we left without getting anything.

Well, do you realize how poor your attitude is? Whatever!

All I want is a convertible, Mom.

Um, as long as I'm signing the loan, she's getting a safe car, because you

know what? I'd rather have 24 airbags than she's gonna hit a fucking tree.

Sweetie, but you're young.

There, there, sweetheart.

We'll figure something out. I promise you.

Thanks, dad.

As long as I'm signing the loan, you're getting a safe car.

Don't like it? Get a job.

Okay, whatever, mom.

World don't owe you shit, dear. Honey, watch the language.

We were young once.

And I got a 1972...

bucket of shit but it's our baby and i was their baby we'll figure something

out we gotta take care of her sweetheart yeah she's gonna get a safe car because

who knows she can drive in a tree for all i care for or no i'd rather have her

have a safe car than planning her funeral but that convertible was

something else that's it jeez sweetie

It's okay, Dad. Thank you. I'm sure we'll figure something out. Yeah, your

dad can sign a loan and pay for it.

I bet he can.

She has to work for it if she wants a new car.

I sign a loan. I pay for the car.

Safe car.

I'm going to my office.

I gotta do some work.

I'll see you later.

Alright, I guess I'll be in my room.

Sweetie, you can't be doing this stuff.

I mean, I can get caught.

I mean, you can't send me stuff like that.

You know, I just really want that convertible.

I know, honey, but you can't send me texts like that. I mean, your mom is

going to freak out and I'll get into so much trouble. What are you doing?

Just do it.

Are you cheating on me right now?

Please, Ted.

No. No.

You're crazy, no.

It's not like you're my real dad.

So it's okay.

Please.

No,

no. We can't do this.

No,

sweetie. Your mom is in the other.

Please get me the car.

Please.

You're so bad.

What are you doing?

Help me out here. I want this car.

Yeah?

See, you're already hard.

Crazy.

I just want the car really bad, Daddy.

Can you do that for me?

Wenn du heute noch spontan ficken willst, geh mal auf DeutscheHure.info.

Are you going to get me the Comfort Bit more?

Yeah.

You're getting closer.

oh that's magical baby that's so magical oh

what color did you want it

There you go.

Oh, you did so good for daddy.

Just like this. Yeah,

there you go, baby.

Like that, daddy? Yes.

Wenn du heute noch spontan ficken willst, geh mal auf DeutscheHure.info.

You're gonna get that convertible.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!