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Hey, gorgeous...

Cheers.

PRESIDENTIAL SUITE

Open the door or we'll break it open!

You're late.

-Hi. -Hello.

Here you go.

PATERNITY TEST

-Mom? -Yes, darling.

I have something important to ask you.

What?

Roger?

Wait, you knew about him?

He reached out to me last month.

I'm sorry, I should've known.

What do you mean? Known what?

Listen...

I should've told you earlier. It's my fault.

We met in 1995 while I was traveling in India.

-India? -Yes.

We spent a few nights together in Mumbai.

Then I lost his phone number, so I was never able to contact him again.

What about that guy? The Greek captain?

One day when you were five, you asked me why you didn't have a dad like the others.

I panicked.

And I came up with that story, the Greek sailor who died at sea.

I'm sorry you found out this way, honey.

But Roger... is your dad.

...father of FERRARO CHIARA.

CAVENDISH ROGER is the father of FERRARO CHIARA.

What?

Counterintelligence Security Service.

I need to access the basement immediately.

-Of course. -Which way?

-This door? -Yes. Wait, let me call my supervisor.

Absolutely not. Don't play hero. You're doing just fine.

The key, please.

ARCHIVES ROOM

-Hello? -Mourad, is that you?

-What's going on? -You should get down here.

What the hell is this?

What?

...an explosion!

Stay here.

Fuck.

THE BLACK DIAMOND - INVITATION

Great. Fantastic.

-Are you French? -Yes, but my wife's Italian.

My stepfather offered us this tour as a wedding gift.

Art, culture, and whatnot.

My wife would like to go to the restroom.

Do you have a VIP area where she can avoid the crowd?

We have a VIP room.

Would that be okay? It's right here.

Wonderful.

RESTROOM

Please.

She's just reconnected with her dad after a few years apart,

and she's going through a phase of regression.

Sorry to hear that.

Urinary issues.

I hope it'll pass.

Is something wrong?

That noise up there. Did you hear it?

No, I didn't.

Fuck!

And now?

No, still nothing.

Have you ever had auditory hallucinations?

No.

-Do you ever get migraines? -Sometimes.

Have you ever heard of that syndrome...

Cavendish syndrome?

What?

You should really see a neurologist.

ATTORNEY HUBERT BOYER

THE BLACK DIAMOND

-Good evening. -Welcome, sir.

I believe you have a table reserved under my name.

I trust this table will suit you.

Great.

Thank you.

Allow me to present the menu our chef has curated for this exceptional occasion.

Great. Thank you very much.

Sir.

You're about to see God. I promise you.

Thank you.

Shit.

-Yesterday's report? -Yeah, I'm looking at the footage.

-Can you send it to me? -Yes, boss.

Mo? Come see.

What's wrong?

I don't know, it's the humidity sensor.

What's wrong with it?

It's acting up.

It's the Mona Lisa.

Let me have a look.

Nothing's working.

ENVIRONMENTAL CONDITIONS ALERT

Shit.

Come with me.

We're there.

There should be condensation or something like that.

It looks fine.

With 99% humidity, are you just waiting for her to drown in there?

We need your permission to move it.

-You have it. Take it to the lab. -Very well.

-Mo to Benjy. Do you copy? -Yeah.

Check the security network to make sure there's no bug.

That's just it. Something's up with the B122 relay.

The environmental sensors?

Exactly.

Where is it?

Richelieu wing, on the second floor.

The access is above the VIP room.

Can you go have a look?

Yeah.

Let's move it.

Fuck.

Watch out on the right.

PRESERVATION LABORATORY

Easy.

What's next?

We wait for the curator.

It's now or never, isn't it?

Holy shit.

What a mess.

We lost visual in staircase D3.

-We're leaking everywhere here. -You bet.

Benjy, do you copy?

-Yeah. -Where are you?

Almost there.

It's like we're the VIPs tonight.

What was that?

What the hell?

Well, looks like we're not the only ones on strike.

Who's that guy?

He's from maintenance, isn't he?

What is he carrying?

Should we go check?

Ostrich egg sabayon with shaved melanosporum truffle.

Hey!

Let me see what you're taking out.

This?

Yeah.

Of course.

I had class before my shift.

What do you think?

Be honest.

You can go.

Clear.

Thanks.

What's going on?

Don't worry. It should be back soon.

Flambéed venison roast, truffled celeriac,

and Périgourdine sauce.

Mo?

I'm listening.

I just found a weird device. It's not ours.

What?

I don't know. It's like we're being hacked.

The Mona Lisa is here. It's fine.

Yes?

Benamar. Is everything okay?

We had to move the Mona Lisa. Something was off with the sensors.

But is there something wrong?

I... I'm not sure. Why?

I think someone stole my access key.

Fuck. All units, lockdown.

Lockdown now.

You pretentious piece of shit.

-You're an asshole. -I know that word.

-"Mom, Dad, look at me!" -You know what?

-You bitch. -You're insignificant!

You can type on a keyboard.

When it's time to act, you're a no-show.

The robbery, the Mona Lisa, I did it!

Yes, you did it, so what?

-Hi, darling. -I need to talk to you, Mom.

How's your dad? Are you two getting along?

He paid you, right?

-Paid me? -Yeah, paid you.

That's what I said. Did he pay you?

Of course not. Not at all.

-Cut the bullshit. -Hey, Jérémie. Please.

Where are you? Are you kidding me?

Where are you? Tell me.

-I'll explain. -Go ahead. Are you in Tahiti?

Come on, of course I'm not.

-Where are you then? -I can't hear you.

Don't, Mom.

You're cutting out. Hello?

Hello? Mom?

Fuck!

Mona Lisa: still missing

Old bastard.

Old bastard.

Idiots?

Don't move.

Let me see your hands!

French Republic.

Élysée?

Lise is coming back home.

Italian armed forces, nobody moves.

Shit.

Palazzo Chigi? La Gioconda is back home.

The Italians are here. Operation compromised.

Smoke screen requested before evacuation.

Let's get out of here!

Come on, let's not stay here!

Come on.

Fuck.

I have a car heading for the French border.

Copy that. We're on it.

Come on!

Come on, get in!